FUNNY DUMB DRIVERS 3

[@letterEsu]

I imagine hell as dying in a horrible accident and being forced to watch Coney react to it forever.

[@vivianlessthan3]

I would be SO fucking mad

[@ngcf4238]

If that was me, I know it wouldn't be my fault for the crash so I would be TRUEing for eternity with coney.

[@timgallagher8934]

Hell! You’re telling me I get to watch Coney for eternity that sounds like heaven to me

[@SylverMaracti]

Hell would be forced to watch Coney but he only has takes that you disagree with

[@RedBoi88]

13:46 that trailer hitch cover is absolutely the Hylian Shield

[@dyll_pyckle]

Oh my god you're so right 😂

[@masterofdoots5965]

Oh my goodness, that is exactly what it is

[@five_6_seven_8]

Okay that opening sequence took me out 😂

[@grunkleg.2934]

Good thing Coney wasn't in a car, otherwise you really would've gotten taken out

[@speertime]

My question is, how is Coney able to do a flip

[@Eroil]

Eric andre out here

[@rev0lve638]

@@speertime he definitely did a 1/4 somersault with a redacted landing

[@CapnWarpBeard]

lmao

[@PeppySweetheart]

The idea of throwing a jar of fucking SMUCKERS at someone is TAKING ME OUT LMAO

[@gomjabbar6246]

Sir, we appear to be...Jammed.

[@Tneal78]

All I've learned from this is to fear Coney if he's behind the wheel.

[@twilightwolf90]

We make fun of drivers from Coney's state. In fact, that's our main comeback to "VA Melee sux". "oh yeah? At least we can drive!"

[@bravehobo]

The only real dumb drivers are the ones who turn on a coney stream while their driving

[@grunkleg.2934]

MYCAR

[@rev0lve638]

I feel called ou- *CRASH*

[@jrkev1]

Does cringe confessional count cuz I’ve definitely put that on before a drive

[@imthe_catman]

DUDE THIS STREAMER IS SO *FUCKING* FUNNY IT MAKES ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!

[@timothyc5274]

Nothing happened to me yet :)

[@senpai2.054]

how far is coney willing to go for the intro? what stakes will be raised? will he go to the hospital for trying to fit inside of a monster can for the sh tty genie bit?

[@mikepronovost7690]

Jokes aside actually the greatest intro for a KZbin vid I’ve ever seen Coney goes big He doesn’t go home

[@CapnWarpBeard]

it made me laugh so hard

[@JI0MB]

you're saying that like he'd have to TRY and fit in one

[@gastonEGGS]

Remember, a bad driver never misses their exit.

[@Wrightword246]

14:54 The idea of someone throwing a whole jar of jam at a car is the wildest thing I've heard all day 😂. I was thinking of opening the jar and scooping it out, but nah, chuck that whole jar lmao

[@TehWhiteTiger]

That first one legit reminded me of Spongebob taking a driving test.

[@Xanek]

MYCONEY No one during the stream expected Coney to do a flip as the intro. 5:17 I legit want to know how they got the boat up the ramp in the first place if they couldn't even get it down. .... Unless it's a underground parking lot, then that explains a lot.

[@ngcf4238]

I kinda wonder if a different truck brought it in that had a lower suspension / towing mount but then the guy tasked to retrieve it was in a different truck.

[@g1d3on_j98]

i did NOT expect to see Coney hitting a front flip to then crashing and exploding off camera. call me flabbergasted

[@gabrielabrera9966]

My driving test was literally just me backing out of the parking lot, making four right turns, parallel park, and then drive back to where I started. The whole thing was like 5 minutes. I’m pretty sure my instructor fell asleep halfway through.

[@ConnorGrummer]

I love the commentary over the chase at the end. "HE'S GOT THE DOG COMIN' AT HIM!"

[@jactotum]

Coney is absolutely spitting I have never seen worse drivers than in Connecticut

[@UltimaShadowX]

That first clip is what it feels like to use a Mad Catz controller in Mario Kart

[@subparlario4916]

oh hey Ultima, didn't realize you were a coney fan

[@grunkleg.2934]

The worst thing you could throw at another car is a gallon of spoiled milk. That scent is never going away

[@MrSkerpentine]

3:56 “Dude is Cruis’n USA!” Editor: *plays the Daytona USA theme* My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[@fish_in_distress]

Hearing Coney's ridiculous and irrational takes about video games: 🙂 Hearing Coney's ridiculous and irrational takes about driving in real life: ☹️

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

He literally was just correct for 20 minutes straight in this video

[@Zach2K]

Easily the best intro to a video you’ve ever had

[@funkymunky8327]

Your content looks awful and i hope you know thay

[@unity2808]

INSANE man LAUGHS at injured PEOPLE

[@acetrainerben]

that dog at the end was SICK

[@ngcf4238]

I thought I was watching Donut Operator for a second there. Bork bork got his nom nom

[@tentarj4753]

Finally the best video to watch while I’m reaching 80 down the highway

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

Nah you gotta crank that speed up

[@youngrootv]

Coney being able to do a whole ass cartwheel at his age is impressive

[@calebwashere]

Not even 10 seconds in, and I’m already invested. That sequence was incredible

[@ngcf4238]

CONEY is content king. IDK how he hasn't blow up yet, his skills in commentating and theatre / acting makes anything he covers funny and entertaining much more than any other content I have found.

[@dreamsWGH]

15:55 I WAS DRIVING IN THR RAIN ON THE HIGHWAY! THAT HONK SCARED ME CONEY!!

[@RavenAurion]

It worked at a gas station for 6 years and it was always funny when someone would drive off with the pump still in their car. They'd always freak out and the be like "...Oh" when you walk out there and take 10 seconds to pop it back on

[@andrew_might_community_posts]

CONEY’S REDDITPOSTING AGAIN LETS GO!

[@alexbeauchamp8627]

CONEY USING A TITLE INDICATING WHAT SERIES THIS IS?!

[@cmattss4]

I love seeing the FELLAS in the chat when they know its going on youtube.

[@pingaseggman7586]

Coney's chair makes him look like a child

[@devodogg44]

5:52 Oh hell yeah. Weeeeeeee

[@cheebins]

GREATEST CONEY INTRO OF ALL TIME??

[@masterplusmargarita]

The word "yoop" brings me untold joy. Bravo to the thumbnail makers. And also Coney I guess.

[@s4n1tz3dtoxins]

i get off from school, open my phone and see coney uploaded and the first thing i see is this man doing a front flip with an explosion, my day is better

[@Aidswayz]

5:12 Does this include you Coney? And your trip to Connecticut where you tasted a poisonous substance that actually tasted “quite good”? Because I think that definitely adds onto your point

[@Yona_The_Sona]

Finally, a sequel to my favorite Dumb Drivers 2 Video!!!

[@Cobalt957]

That's not the only sequel were getting 🤫

[@SludgeBob_]

The fake stack of boxes onto someone prank lol 8:50

[@josiahtheawkward6008]

5:10 I’m in an Uber right now at Yale, and as someone who’s been in two accidents using Uber in this state… yeah this is just factual Edit: Speaking of, 14:02 that’s definitely a CT license plate lmao

[@juliengibsonmallet7331]

Coneys so lucky he wasn’t in a car at the start

[@drunkencola366]

5:10 as a ct resident myself can confirm every here sucks at driving

[@TheAlFapwn]

The wild thing about videos like these is imagining how often shit like this happens but no one sees it coming and it doesn't get recorded or doesn't get uploaded

[@dogemaster9676]

i have definitely had a dream about you coney but i can’t remember a single detail about it

[@4546Bean]

Playing Crazy Taxi IRL

[@buff00n3ry]

12:24 I FEEL SO FRIGGIN' OLD CUZ OF THE 360 CHARGING CABLE

[@NotIzreal]

Y'all weren't there for the Iggy's Reckin Balls reveal...pure cinema.

[@alexdavis665]

Damn, classic CONEY elevator moment

[@showmeyourmoves9986]

What's the song at 15:51?

[@PurpleSkiesRF]

5:13 The ironic part about this is that Connecticut is the state with the statistically best drivers lol

[@dreamwalking]

12:55 _Was that a Pokémon Bridged reference!?_

[@itsDeej.]

12:07 that shit ain't just reattach easy, I worked at a gas station and it's annoying as fuck to do that lol. still way better than having a bunch of gas spill into the lot though

[@sparki9085]

Splatoon music + violent carchase = peak comedy

[@skynet0912]

Who gaslit Coney into thinking the lady who jumped the towtruck was okay?! She ended up in critical condition, but she did survive it...

[@illusions2466]

My favorite part of a Coney video is getting told to like the video a million times when I liked it before watching knowing it would be peak

[@isaacsisk2442]

Here’s an old timer’s tip on road rage, buy a little container of plumber’s valve grease and glob it on someone’s windshield whippers if they tick you off. You may not get immediate satisfaction, but you get to know that next time it rains and this person turns their whippers on they can’t see anything……….ever

[@Color_Splsh]

Bro that's premeditated murder

[@gruvarbetare0838]

Petition to revoke Coney’s license. Also, the more I watch this guy, the more I realize he’s the type of person that makes criminal law necessary.

[@honkytone608]

CONNECTICUT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ethanmiddendorf3925]

In Denver they have an express lane that is the equivalent of their tolls and you can only enter and exit at certain spots. At 2:39 when they are all backed up, its breaking the law to cross the express lane line.

[@ninkstheultimate3376]

Oh no Anyways...

[@skullaroidgaming1800]

What’s crazy coney is MD doesn’t require 3 points anymore lmao

[@eseph_agen]

No joke I just saw the north Carolina Epona guy yesterday

[@venuswine9905]

Haven’t watched coney in a while and this what I come back to It’s good to be back

[@neminem233]

Just watched the first two of the series a couple days ago, and thought I was waiting in vain for the third Guess I didn’t have to wait long

[@tokiweb2638]

8:54 Something straight out of Final Destination

[@Fopera]

Coney what was that intro lol

[@ArcadeStriker]

This looks like the perfect opportunity to tell Coney to play Dr. Robotnik Ring Racers

[@DatNikku]

I once thought MA had the worse drivers, but Coney is spitting about CT having the worse drivers. After living here for so long it feels like I'm driving in Calypso's newest Twitsted Metal Competition every day.

[@RAINMAKEEER]

The part I went into the stream was here 12:41. I went and asked if he heard the news of Von Wagner's release. It's also sad this was uploaded on Cum Tuesday (Well at least its already Tuesday here)

[@invertebrado]

Coney's opening are more and more deranged as time goes, honestly more insane than most Jerma Openings

[@felipegodoy5342]

Tony hawk sfx 3:50

[@mtatters3603]

My favorite Coney series along with Carlito

[@ff05t81t]

I was apart of the gooner raid for the stream and had the jam joke. I’ve been waiting for this upload lol.

[@rueme4228]

Bro came in like Eric Andre lmao

[@colinbrubaker1410]

“Coney watches ig reels”

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

I didnt realize I accidentally started watching the Eric Andre Show

[@RartherTallWhiteMan]

British person here, so based on the bit from 1:45 in America do you actually just do a driving test on a small closed off course ? In the UK the driving test is often almost an hour of driving following sign posts and with emergency stops, roundabouts and doing hill stop and starts, parking ect. For content the day of my driving test I spent 3 hours driving, as I had to drive to the test and then also do the test.

[@Charlie-hv3dh]

What an amazing intro!! I approve of this funny content haha!!

[@TheWiseGinger22]

they did you dirty with the three point turn, i cant for the life of me remember having to do that on the driving test

[@SalixCat7]

Actually the most insane intro to date

[@Ridlay_]

That was NOT the intro I was expecting hahaha

[@mrWD2]

Incredible Opening bit

[@quitothings]

I can't believe that Coney died after making that intro and the rest of the video was just the ghost of Coney past

[@Circul4r]

Dude i thought Coney just like died at the start 😭

[@uwuDezzyuwu]

You know what series needs another episode? Fact or Opinion. Fact or Opinion, my beloved

[@GoblinsAreReal]

All this video has taught me is that coney would be terrible to encounter on the road

[@saxeladude]

1:35 they stopped doing that I think in favor of hair pin turns

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Yes I love thiss

[@pennyisdreadful]

it didn't light up, and never has lol

[@ninjacats200]

A girl at my high school back in the day totaled 3 cars in a month. She got her license suspended for 3 years. I think only 2 of the 3 were her fault. She claimed she had no idea why or how they happened. Our science teacher then just told her to never drive and just Uber everywhere. 🤣 He’s got a point though.

[@stopbeeping8861]

coney knowing about hot action cop is too good, of fuckin course he would

[@BENch_Gaming44444]

8:52 The wind!

[@plabcentral630]

Ok wait idk why but this thumbnail and intro makes me think coney might be real and not made up in my head.

[@honeyy0011]

why do car chases always gotta have the fall guys theme💀💀

[@stonerbland256]

3:10 dodge charger driver type vibes

[@si-ficentral9562]

I once left for work around 8:30 in the morning and there was just a car on fire in the middle of the road

[@francog3046]

That’s crazy pairing fall guys song to the car chase video 😂

[@headwaste5277]

Nice flip coney

[@jesseturner6465]

Coney is definitely a Maryland driver.

[@TaviusTV]

What an intro.😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shradow]

I watched this on stream but had to check this for the edited intro.

[@drojas2005]

I ALSO FAILED MY 3 POINT TURN !!!!!!!!!! i literally went into that test literally knowing nothing about what it was but i nailed everything else so i wasnt too mad