STUPID FOODS

[@CONEYZZ]

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[@bombyte_]

we will

[@GodlyDiamonds]

make that money coney 👏👏👏

[@StriderZessei]

SCATTER

[@andymcclurg9916]

It doesn't look bad for once

[@Timb_bottomtext_]

i think coney to me is what a jester was to a king i eat my food and/or sit on my throne (gaming chair) and watch the silly man make funny noises

[@eclips6513]

loved watching all the light draining from coney's eyes when he said "I'll see you in the phantom world"

[@swirlingtoilets]

If the light didn't leave his eyes from the ad read, it definitely did during the carnivore "pizza"

[@iblisdoomsong7994]

This comment got me to watch the ad 😂

[@lonk2902]

There's this one one piece character that just hates plates, that's her thing. She refuses to serve food on plates, but insists on serving food that really needs plates like pudding or soup. Little did I know she was serving dump dinners.

[@Ka_chi1]

Its that zombie lady in thriller bark right? The one the weird doctor is obsessed with?

[@keenfrizzle]

If you want to see Coney almost puke live on stream, this is the video for YOU!

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

This is the perfect video to watch Thanksgiving morning so I longer feel angry and wait out for the big dinner. Thanks Coney

[@dyll_pyckle]

"Oh boy, I can't wait to eat dinner while watching Coney's latest video!" Never again.

[@Aidswayz]

1:57 I like how when Coney isn’t even streaming, chat still lives on. Only our minds can try to speculate what the fuck they could possibly be talking about here

[@DaRealJake]

I was very surprised when I saw that haha

[@sadluciofrog]

? it's just the chat from before the cut overlayed on the turned-off screen

[@WohaoG]

​@@sadluciofrogtwitch has offline chat so yes, people can and do chat even when there is no stream but yeah that wasn't it the fact that the animated emotes weren't animated was a dead giveaway

[@shortesnameofalltime]

I cannot believe that after all these years of reacting to the unparalleled evil of the internet a carnivore pizza is what finally broke him…

[@andymcclurg9916]

Tarrarre had nothing on Washing Machine Cotton Candy

[@fan.of.nintendo]

I died a little inside when Coney said there was "too much spices" for the fried chicken

[@buff00n3ry]

17:00 that quiet " o h . " kills me

[@SkimLives]

I've seen the pepperoni pizza short before and bowed out when i saw ALL the pepperoni. Never knew there was a part two to that monstrosity. Thanks for the nightmare, chat/coney

[@gabepetersen6841]

I’m shocked by how badly this broke Coney. He truly reacted

[@TentaCole]

Props to the editor for the use of Overcooked music. I’m happy I was able to recognize it!

[@Delta21OnYT]

oh god i didn't think this stream would be turned into a video that quickly

[@Delta21OnYT]

I'm so mad the tts messages breaking werent included

[@Grimssbane]

This stream felt like it went on forever. Impressed it was condensed to 27 minutes and STILL felt like it went on forever. This food makes me feel sick looking at it.

[@Grimssbane]

Update: no I just had food poisoning

[@matthewbartlett3442]

I can’t believe Coney heard me say I want to enter the phantom world

[@rodgeers7347]

12:49 shoutout to davo. Buddy knew what was gonna happen

[@eiranimate]

Coney actually falling a part slowly as the video goes along

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Love the subtile atrioc cameo there at the start!

[@EnderrBoi]

was looking for this comment, it seems 6 of us think alike

[@quiksilver4345]

23:01 I HAVE THAT TOASTER IT LETS YOU ROAST THINGS ON THE 2 WIRES THAT COME UP ON THE SIDE AS A RACK SO YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT PEPPERS IN THERE AAAAAAAA

[@charKT-7461]

half of these are just clips of people dumping a liter of molten cheese on otherwise decently-looking food

[@ykahlil1501]

Alcohol boils and evaporates at a lower temperature than water. That margarita has no alcohol left in it

[@ShyloKei]

as soon as i saw the salt bae sandwich i was like "yup thats a bomb french dip right there" and when Coney said "get some au jus" i felt a spiritual connection with him at that moment

[@jojomations2596]

11:41 now THATS a firefighter

[@markusa5293]

0:47 So that's what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

[@boot-4704]

Coney is such a hater in the pringles wings, but doesn’t show how he defends eating RAW MEAT

[@deadlytrix86]

People do EAT this Coney

[@MinchPlayer]

please, don't eat Coney

[@Primarina341]

I do love me a good coney

[@shiffpup2529]

How do people constantly fuck up cheese? It's CHEESE!

[@jawzthekrookodile]

They call it a cheese bomb cuz it makes your toilet fucking explode

[@EndlessMalice]

Haha true...

[@Crazy56U]

Coney: “DID SOMEONE SAY THEY THEY WANT TO ENTER THE PHANTOM WORLD?!” Me: 4:12

[@JohannesBee]

This video has given me psychic damage

[@apollolewis]

17:50 don’t call that gumbo. That’s an insult to the entirety of southern Louisiana.

[@miracledang3025]

As someone who dislikes most kinds of cheese, this video was a weird mix of horrifying and cathartic. Like, I hate that these recipes exist, but at least everyone else finally hates it too.

[@sadluciofrog]

9:35 Moses is rolling in his grave rn

[@randommaster06]

I was banned from the family kitchen after ruining two different dinners. These recopies don't come close to the monstrosities I've made and eaten.

[@charlesw7397]

This was a rough video to watch with an upset stomach... The first cheese bomb I saw almost sent me over the edge

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Eating Butter raw is disgusting, drinking melted Butter on the other hand goes kinda hard

[@garrettpullen9740]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you Coney you’re the best! Cya at #SaltBae

[@BedBugReviews]

the music choices on this video are s tier

[@tkcorreia5724]

18:25 A medium sausage? HUHHHH????

[@lancifer_56709]

4:57, same vibes as "not the peanuts!"

[@reyson01]

Best video to watch if you're on a diet.

[@garbless]

my whole family was killed in a cheese bombing terrorist attack and this video reminded me of all the pain and suffering i witnessed on that traumatic day. never forget.

[@microwaevy]

This stream was a fever dream and I’m glad the KZbin cut of it perfectly captures that. Those final 10 minutes of pure exasperation into horror were so goddamn good

[@thetisor24]

Seeing coney slowly lose his sanity over the course of this video was a treat to watch

[@VballDozo]

I basically eat the same thing for breakfast everyday and when watching this I struggled to finish it for the first time in years

[@doyouknowdaway65]

Hot tequila sounds awful. As an avid tequila drinker if it's above room temp. Avoid it

[@user-rn7wf7ry4s]

ps5 having so few games they need to port from a fucking phone LMAO

[@imthe_catman]

I have never seen Coney so FLABBERGHASTED

[@Biittimikkoxd]

Alternative title if you ever do this again "who let em cook"

[@epicmarschmallow5049]

Poor Coney looks so sad in the thumbnail

[@leonardchurch814]

I feel violated watching these

[@ALloydRH]

What's fucked up about the first cheese bomb is he served the burger with chips (fries). Cheese on chips is a thing here in the UK (not sure about the US), he could have served that cheese as a dip, but nope, had to nuke the burger.

[@thatjuliusfellow5664]

YOOOOO PHANTOM BLADE POG? I will absolutely be downloading this now thank you gods favorite streamer

[@LelouchOnTwi]

6:10 Shits undercooked

[@kiwifluorite]

Watching this while eating is either a mistake or the funniest time

[@Xanek]

Quite a bit of this stuff I'd eat tbh. Hell no to that woman tho and her concoctions that she doesn't eat though. Same with the bartender guy... so much alcohol...

[@Yeoffrey]

No a single "bro just made a pizza"

[@StephanieAwesom]

Bunger looks so cozy in that little shelf 😊

[@Thatdudejosh9]

It’s been 10 seconds since I started watching and I already want to die

[@The_Ruf_Rud]

This just makes it so much harder to enjoy my pizza while watching these monstrosity happen to this food

[@OmegaGlops]

Hey fellow KZbin friends wouldn't it be COOL to start a WHALING WAR in the comment section? That way CONEY can eat stupid food!

[@sorceted]

a lot of these types of posts are definitely 100% food/mess fetish content. i'm sure of it

[@TheDukeofCheese12]

Apparently the dryer cotton candy/Starburst tequila videos are made for people with hand fetishes. Watch how often she taps her fingers on something.

[@PkKirby]

When the future comes around and food is more difficult to find, videos like these are gonna make future generations really mad at us lol

[@ReallyRASYT]

shouldn't have watched this whilst eating the sight of that mondo pepperoni pizza almost made me vomit

[@SgtSprinkles]

Coney how did you hear me whisper that I want to go to the phantom world when I saw that amazing steak? Crazy.

[@tumultoustortellini]

Honestly, that last guy is just making the alcohol equivalent of stalekracker's jumbalaya vids, big scale, but even portions. It could be worse, he could be the starburst tequila girl, who's literally boiling the ethanol out of the tequilla.

[@treescompany3462]

Never in your life doubt the resolve of the Tipsy Bartender

[@Berttheturt314]

Deep fried eggs are actually pretty good when done well

[@TriforceZard]

Wish the clip of Gordan Ramsay reacting to deep-fried pizza was here.

[@Thefrogking15]

I love cheese, its probably my favorite food, but i think melted cheese is gross except for nachos, mac and cheese or a single slice on a burger. I would have been fine with the amount of cheese in this video if it wasnt all melted

[@dynamicduck8803]

this was so horrible, i would love to see more of stupid foods content from coney

[@BrodyAIM]

CONEY WHY DID YOU CUT THE "DECEMBER 1ST ASS BURGER" COMMENT THAT SHIT HAD ME CRYING

[@Lugo8300]

12:21 this is such a funny comment on a shitty food item

[@eqix2456]

I never knew Josh Hutcherson was a twitch streamer!

[@4546Bean]

People WATCH Coney???

[@OgreDLink]

As a professional cook my one hot take is novelty food is a travesty

[@michelemichienzi934]

At least this video had a happy ending

[@samdaines1327]

This was the wrong video to watch while eating

[@AshArtzMusic]

I regret watching this while I ate lunch…

[@DrChillyBones]

Coney as the worlds only cheese hater this video was so cathartic

[@RetroCrowDev]

whats the song at the end of the video?

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Man we kill animals for some of this shit too. That's humiliating, I would be cringing from my death and they turn it into some of this stuff, like just make a bacon egg and cheese or anything else with me please.

[@goggles8691]

If the Pringles chicken has the right flavor of Pringles, it's probably pretty good to really good

[@Kira-rn9fl]

Honestly the “too much butter” steak looks good. Like, sautee is a great way to prepare food, even if absurd amounts of butter is used. And it’s not like they’re gonna drink the extra butter - OH FUCK

[@Shradow]

The Pringle breaded chicken does look awesome.

[@esrohm6460]

the title should not be People EAT This??? but CAN People EAT This???

[@Ztrawby]

Almost vomited at 21:13 😢

[@superninjavarun4682]

Anyone know the name of the song playing around 19:47?

[@Trockenmatt]

I know it's from Overcooked, if that helps

[@Hashboness]

That “medium sausage” is straight up an organ

[@journeysa]

I want to see this VOD so bad.

[@ODISeth]

Coney it’s a fucking cheesecake :D

[@x9x9x9x9x9]

The saltbae stuff looked fine. I mean I hate the guy making it but the food looked alright. I ate at a Brazilian steak house for the first time a couple of nights ago and had Picanha beef for the first time and oh my god. That was the best meat I have ever had. I am actually surprised how much I ate. I have ARFID which is an eating disorder where I dont eat like 90% of the foods most people eat. But there its all meat so I loved it.

[@dakoriolf]

This came on while I was trying to eat

[@pokeness686]

It should be a federal crime to do... that... to a burger. The top bun is the top! Don't put that weird shit above it yo

[@austinfletchermusic]

This the shit the potion seller was selling dude wait you're legit torturing yourself for content

[@imaginewagons5414]

I both gagged and laughed during the grated chicken bit 0/10 experience but I love the vid

[@fourhops]

coney love ur content bro

[@lhemi52]

I will say, chicken pizza dough is a real and normal thing and can actually be executed well. I’ve had it and I won’t lie, if seasoned properly, it’s pretty damn good

[@tokuyou3811]

sure thing gokulover, nice try

[@lhemi52]

@@tokuyou3811 lol, don’t knock it till you try it

[@Inabathtubuv]

I don't doubt that it can taste good, but who the fuck blends cooked chicken breast

[@lhemi52]

@@Inabathtubuv hey man, trust. You already eat beef that’s ground and chicken that’s pulled, what’s going the extra step you know?

[@Emmathelady]

22:34 MikeMGTV lost his mind seeing this.

[@StarsongKey]

Someone called in the CBT at the Salt Bae restaurant