FUNNY DUMB DRIVERS

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

My favorite thing about Coney is that he calls every video a movie, like he's 60 years old. And yes I do know it's a bit, I genuinely find it wholesome

[@Fickle2]

To be fair whenever he watches anything on stream he usually is watching it for a while. A 10 minute video takes about 20+ minutes on stream

[@patrickstar867]

The wild part is that I've started calling them that too. Coney's mannerisms are invading my subconscious.

[@sheepmc3295]

Anytime I watch anything with my brother one of us always caps it off with a "good movie"

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

​@@Fickle2 true but even for react wars every video is called a movie

[@unLuckyy_7670]

FELLAS > movies

[@dreadpumpkin896]

6:10 “AOE STUN” in chat killed me lmao

[@Palozon]

Not knowing that Chargers are asshole cars immediately after self-reporting that he's an asshole at off-ramps is perfect.

[@keenfrizzle]

9:00 is by far the worst for me. I went from "oh this is unfortunate" to "oh you need to stop and call someone" to "HOW ARE YOU STILL DRIVING" to "WHERE ARE YOU GOING"

[@Aidswayz]

Coney’s story about leaving his car in Connecticut should be in this. Especially when tasting a drop of the “sweet but extremely poisonous” fuel

[@Cye_Pie]

Mmmmm poison... 🤤

[@sarimsalman2698]

Scrumptious coolant

[@IanZWhite00]

Are you telling me this motherfucker drank gasoline

[@IntensePeppers]

I'm so confused

[@sarimsalman2698]

@@IntensePeppers look up "My first date cost me $5000" great video you won't regret ot

[@suspectv322]

Coney: "I didn't know Chargers were all asshole car" Also Coney: "What are you gonna do, honk? Keep honking, I'll never see you again."

[@Xanek]

"FELLAS, DO YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR?", not if you take up Coney's annual orangutan. 7:39 Hydroplaning is scary, experienced that one day on a left turn and hydroplaned, if the vehicle wasn't corrected it was going downhill into highway traffic. 12:12 This truck driver, he needed to know when to just give up. 16:46 Now this dude had to be praying to some kind of entity after this, dude somehow weaved between those 2 guys and you can see the quick panic reaction a split second before passing them.

[@WohaoG]

How big is the goblin though? What interpretation of goblin is it? What level is it? Does he have an *o r c* or other allies?

[@n00bist723]

I think you do drive if you take the annual orangutan, it's only if you choose the car goblin that you would want to avoid driving.

[@fortanimal9476]

This man left 3 comments in one

[@Theonlypik]

The “quiet in here” literally seconds before almost dying is the peak of comedy.

[@RavenAurion]

I had some asshole run a red light as I was crossing the road once. Immediately after I saw red and blue lights come flying from the same intersection. I have never gone from so pissed to so happy in my life.

[@SethTheLasersloth]

17:47 When you can't turn your head to check your blind spot, so you turn the entire car instead

[@xltl194]

of all the vids to be not sponsored by morgan and morgan

[@Sturben-qn7ph]

ONG

[@leesoftpaw5086]

I hate it but, I've always had a genuine fear of being behind the wheel. It takes only a second for something to happen and that always sits with me hard.

[@jevorok3905]

I used to feel the same, but my fear was sobered slightly when I realized it'd only take a split second for something bad to happen at any point in my life, regardless of being in a car or not

[@bluckq]

​@@jevorok3905 honestly pretty good mentality

[@freedfg6694]

​@@jevorok3905 oh great. The dread of unexpected and sudden death ALWAYS. So much better than just when driving.

[@schwany6703]

skill issue

[@ALloydRH]

Dude I passed my driving test nearly 6 years ago and haven't driven since, partly because of this.

[@luciohernandez2283]

I haven’t laughed this hard in years. I’m scared to drive now thanks Coney.

[@lillith7257]

the flash flooding one is genuinely so terrifying. like, what do you do? do you swim? where to? do you keep driving? how long can your car last? do you stop and get on top of the car? it looked like you might be fully submerged.

[@princesspixel3151]

And how the heck did that phone survive?!

[@draco2351]

The hardest I've laughed at a Coney vid in a while

[@zebra972]

The northerlion thingy broke me, I didnt know about that lmaoo

[@deanofett]

14:56 Was heading in for my 7am shift when a guy in a pickup truck just blows down the lane in a school driving area, cop seems to be waiting for this and pulls out of the parking lot I was about to turn into. Instant karma, feels great.

[@gabrielabrera9966]

I have a similar story. I was on the bus coming home from school. The bus was dropping off kids at one of the stops, and had the stop sign signals to warn the cars to stop. Well one idiot sped right past our bus…right in the view of a cop car who immediately followed him. Everyone on the bus cheered.

[@PeeperSnail]

The talk of people on the road judging you for creating a mess reminds me of not too long ago where I'm convinced the only reason a road rage got stopped before it was an accident was because me and other people were gawking. We were at a stop light and to the right side of the road was an entrance to a construction site. There was little to no gap between the cars in the right lane but despite this a pick-up truck from the construction wanted to get in front of a white sedan no matter what. When the light turned green the pick-up tried to get in but the sedan swerved a bit to ensure they weren't going to get cut off. The pick-up got in after the sedan and immidiately picked up speed to get into the sidewalk to try and cut them off yet again, but the sedan accelerated in response preventing them from doing so. Afterwards the pick-up slowed down and then suddenly accelerated despite traffic going slowly, I think he was straight up gonna ram into the sedan. The pick-up truck guy only stopped when he did a split-second take at me and the guys in front of me in the middle lane and noticed we were staring.

[@TentaCole]

The Diddy Kong Racing music in the intro is a really funny touch. 😂 6:33 Nice editing there too.

[@RetroRemedies]

The last one is when Coney and Alpharad was doing the podcast trying to get more viewers for theirs

[@tonyg9775]

"it's so quiet in here" *almost fucking dies*

[@typo_fenrir]

The barefoot homeless dude was just Luigi in the Mario games where you can summon him to do the level for you xD

[@shanerisk1293]

Crying so hard at the people in the hard shoulder lane thinking it's the exit 😂. Legend has it, they're still waiting to this day.

[@StriderZessei]

I need this to be a weekly thing.

[@TurboGuy-rz4rz]

I like how he’s still using the atrioc thumbnail pose but no longer photoshopping his hand into it lmao

[@DesTr069]

Wouldn’t feel quite right at the moment, lmao

[@TurboGuy-rz4rz]

@@DesTr069 lol nah I totally get it I just laugh thinking about how that internal conversation might’ve gone

[@RyZGuy53]

I love how they put Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic Over the video

[@dragmire86]

As someone who drives a Dodge Charger, I never knew it was an asshole car until now, neat. I don’t think I’m that bad of a driver, I’ve only had about 9 or 10 people give me the finger on the road this week, which I think is pretty good imo

[@StarChargerStudios]

God I want proximity chat for driving

[@colmecolwag]

Give me a like and dislike button

[@nexonus9513]

That’s called yelling

[@MedJedOfficial]

Turn on the dash board start hearing old guys screaming on shitty mics

[@reagansido5823]

Lambo guy heard "FIRE!" and took it as a compliment.

[@basebear5339]

21:51 “The audio road-trip with no brakes.”

[@darkkfantasy]

hitting us with that diddy kong racing music 🔥🔥

[@gods_devourer8614]

That truck destroying clip is genuinely the hardest I've laughed in like six months (9:00)

[@EyeOfArgus]

7:16 when the purse dog starts yapping at the big-ass boxer

[@pup64hcp]

this really is a new era for the ICANT thumbnail

[@EmberBirb]

18:32 SOMEONE SAID TO ITALY WE GO IN THE CHAT & I JUST STARTED CRY LAUGHING

[@Rat_the_Renegade]

Man if someone had a camera that day that person would be on the list. A guy at my local state park was driving in through the back entrance and there's this basically 90 degree turn facing directly into a lake. This 17 year old in his fancy sports acr flew off the road and into the lake. No one was harmed. My favorite part though? He claimed he hydroplaned into the turn. On a bright sunny, no rain in the sky, not a drop of water on the road, day.

[@dogemaster9676]

love the jungle falls music in the beginning one of my favorite tracks from DKR

[@tristancampbell4941]

He hit the pose again!😂

[@taliesinschmaliesin]

Gotta be the New York truck. Watching this live was PAINFUL but amazing.

[@berzandogan2412]

the open tesla door was mental. saw it with my friends after a day at college

[@sjdmorris]

As someone who got there driver’s permit yesterday I am terrified

[@winky3]

*Their

[@DoMorrMusic]

3:35 Sleepy was driving the green car.

[@quadzers5703]

2:45 what he describes here is zipper merging. It’s a common method in the tri-state area and is more efficient than a big stupid line

[@franklin7760]

Now this is the perfect video for a Morgan and Morgan ad

[@GUNUFofficial]

The loudest thing to put as your horn is booting up sonic adventure and jun sunoue is all in your ears with his guitar like *AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*

[@dylansarrensen8010]

i love coney

[@Cerialos]

car crash compilations have been a great bonding experience between my friends and i past 1am

[@zamboni3438]

Idiots in cars is so underutilized its soo good

[@portalfreak7628]

2:50 "Asshole like a fox!" Coney, a married man, 2023

[@Zx30]

21:50 "It's so quiet in here" ...followed by a VERY LOUD NOISE. AAAAA

[@Sonick92]

The sure fire way to get everyone's anxiety going is to daily drive a decommissioned cop car.

[@KandiKid87]

Lol RIP CDL Licenses.

[@cshothead5173]

11:00 the horse had those mariokart sparks on the drift

[@thero_1686]

5:52 Bro used Mario Kart items to save himself🤣

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

That white car in the owning the road video thought he was in a racetrack 💀

[@idavid8391]

21:51 If you haven't seen it before, the white car seen in upper left actually hit the black SUV, causing them to careen into the building.

[@KaioKenneth4]

8:19 the worst part is now the truck drivers are stuck just staring at each other

[@crack4184]

And a beautiful romance begins

[@alexdavidson7498]

My favorite was that time a man crashed his car into a second story window.

[@jadonwilliams9194]

That thunderclap 😂😂😂

[@Deleteduser88-d5y]

Coneys icanting era is coming back

[@Itc4ever]

Finally a Coney video I can relate to

[@_Jay_Maker_]

I hit a patch of black ice going 70, spun 720 degrees. Tiny bump into an adjacent SUV who was attempting to pass me - somehow - while my ass was getting turtle-shelled like Luigi on a bad day. Road was clear and dry up until that spot. The next five people who hit that patch of ice did the exact same thing while I sat in the breakdown lane waiting for the Staties, so at least I wasn't alone that day. Drive safe, everyone.

[@josiahmoteberg3210]

How did he get the Minnesota impression just right 😂😂

[@meta4knight]

I love how everyone seems to know northernlion he’s easily my favorite creator

[@JonathanGillPhishfood12]

The most perfect timing boi 👌👌👌Absolutely spot on I was just about to sit down and have something to eat ❤❤❤

[@S.O.SStudio]

21:51 Yeah really quiet.

[@FrankEShaw05]

0:00 green shirt jumpscare

[@theaa47]

You ever get your car back from Massachusetts, Coney? Yeah, that's what I thought.

[@ModemMT]

erm actually it was Connecticut

[@theaa47]

@@ModemMT NOOOOOOOO I'M A FAKE FAN I'M SORRY CONEY I'VE FAILED YOU

[@pieissogood11]

Coney is just a better Ludwig at this point

[@saxeladude]

9:18 never have I seen trucks and skinks be so similar

[@valushartless5130]

THE NORTNERLION REFERENCE MY GOAT

[@archimedes9046]

That lambo video made me happy

[@yankees2864]

And this is why I'm terrified to drive on the NJ Turnpike

[@vegetarblessb]

Reckless drivers piss me off because I'm like damn dude I don't care about your safety, at this point I'm more concerned about the safe innocent people killed or injured bc of your reckless driving 😭 Some people feel invincible in cars and it blows my mind lmao

[@whereisspacebar2991]

My favorite accident was Coney buying a Dodge Charger.

[@chaos34d]

Coney proving he is a Maryland driver.

[@lorddeecee]

Coney you should take your charger to sideshow and whip it

[@Robokoop4000]

As a person learning to drive, thank you for teaching what not to do Coney!

[@SquidbatGaming-ut6sq]

Did ya get your license yet?

[@JackgarPrime]

Yes, don't rev your engine so much it explodes.

[@somerandomness4285]

I put a train horn on my car from Amazon and it's saved me many times lmao

[@Mlachris]

yes coney that was a funny bit lmao

[@tristanperkins6200]

A subreddit full of Maryland drivers 😂

[@twilightwolf90]

I was like, just suggest r/nova

[@-dapperman-4870]

New coney vid pog

[@xraenon1664]

I’m always surprised at how stupid some people can be when I play online games. Now I’m not only going insane because of how bad people are in top ranks, but I’m also afraid for my life because I have to trust that the dude that couldn’t find the ZR button on his controller the whole game is better at finding the brake pedal

[@MrOofio64]

LOL he had to make his own pose!

[@saxeladude]

8:15 the trucks have minecraft villiager heads

[@LimaGrean]

Anyone know the song that starts at 1:54 ?

[@garlicfork667]

the trucks at the end are what all trucks are like in the UK (and most of Europe I think), although I've never see that happen before LMAO

[@yinconscious]

I love coneys vids

[@travisowens8905]

i remember a funny moment when i was at work as a security guard and i saw some people driving a couch in louisville.

[@carly7596]

the white car at 4:40 who almost causes a headon collision deserves to be sent straight to hell

[@carly7596]

IT WAS NORTHERNLION?

[@HTobby]

the background music selection improves the viewing experience tenfold

[@zauztheblacksmith]

1:27 Is that Frank Reynolds driving?

[@wayne3642]

i feel like coney forgot that he uploads on mondays, wednesdays, and fridays

[@beanwuzhear]

I feel like the Sunday summit upload threw everything out of wack lol

[@Channel--Channel]

Please.... I've been looking for years, what is the song at 20:02

[@toby_steves]

pirate lagoon from diddy kong racing

[@MxPinky]

5 words “Burn baby burn disco inferno”

[@howardliebeskraft703]

this video was a banger

[@outthefryinpan]

this was a good one

[@lololopez503]

what's the song at 4:31? got me hooked on the vibe

[@yaboiRayT]

funky stadium mk wii

[@user-dy9nr9yg4o]

10:27 bro thinks this is Smashy Road

[@jacobstrenkert8508]

coney do you drive even though your legs can't reach the pedals?

[@jeredgibb5064]

15:15 know someone who does the same thing, and he'll try to talk to you while he's going 100+ with the speakers on, but he'll never go past a mumble. Why?