I'm Leaving Smash for White People Sports

Coney is considering about checking out these other eccentric sport scenes that you have probably never heard of! Sure there's cornhole, but what about taking Mario Kart "beerio" and doing it in real life (on a track)? What about hopscotch crossed over with rock-paper-scissors? Will this Smash Bros. commentator be intrigued enough to leave the scene and take on the role as a white people sports commentator?
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[@lofas3852]

man next coney carnival is going insane

[@CONEYZZ]

EVERYONE gets a knife

[@thegibberishman3797]

@@CONEYZZIf pros had to play who would win?

[@Xenowolf8]

@@CONEYZZ, If that’s the case you better have a ton of paramedics on site.

[@thatoneguy9582]

@@Xenowolf8 cut through them too nobody safe

[@2scarlat]

Always have been🔫

[@WhyDo]

The energy of that intro was incredible

[@darkn04]

I agree Mr. ROB

[@giphit]

coney forgets he himself is white for 19 minutes straight

[@raijenos]

HE IS???

[@jbl271]

Wait he’s white? I couldn’t tell

[@jakethedragonymaster1235]

Somebody update the Wikipedia page

[@yummynubs3646]

wait what??

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

White fragility moment

[@thatcomona]

The knife cutting competition is so much funnier in video form with audio, because when he chops the balls and the cans, its SO FUCKING LOUD Coney's Loud=Funny brain would be going crazy

[@mr.afolabi7663]

Coney always surprises me with his titles and thumbnails. He expanded from French to all white. people.

[@alathmasster2189]

My dad retired to South Dakota, and when I last visited him, it was the most surreal thing ever. Playing on the massive living room TV at max volume was the Cornhole Championship games. And he was *INVESTED*

[@JackgarPrime]

I mean championship darts are a big thing in the UK, so...

[@ODISeth]

So many of these "sports" would make fantastic Alpharad content

[@Pierce64]

True

[@NoLongerASimulacrum]

I keep forgetting about that dude, haven’t really watched him since 2016

[@ODISeth]

@@NoLongerASimulacrum that’s fair, he’s changed his content model a LOT over the years. If you like Coney’s shenanigans, you might love Alpharad’s new stuff. The two of them share a brain cell imo haha

[@youngrootv]

@@NoLongerASimulacrum that’s crazy. He’s been putting out some of the best content he’s ever made these past few years

[@grantisshananaa4906]

0/10 Ring the bell?

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

the cartoon jawdrop effect when coney opened up the Analyze site was far funnier than it should’ve been

[@emanonomoi]

Coney, streamer famously known for being of puerto rican descent.

[@esrohm6460]

that centipede thing may look at first glance look boring but i bet if you went full competitive mode, 2 teams to race for the finish, where everyone is running and doing front flips to get faster on the ground turned over, it would probably look so amazing.

[@quadzers5703]

Ok but one misplay and generations will feel it

[@esrohm6460]

@@quadzers5703 wouldn't that be true for every olympic sport that includes movements dangerous to do without years of practice.

[@discofever5548]

I can't believe coney is leaving smash for brawlhalla

[@pzmagma]

This video will be amazing based off of the title alone

[@flyingtoast27]

Nah that rock paper scissors race is totally an everybody demographic

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Dude I remember my village used to have 1 axis vehicle races every year through these muddy as hell stages it was such an event, I hope they hold it again some time!

[@dontgetgrabbed]

Coney seeing some white people shit: “Ahh yes a wonderfully diverse group of German, Polish, Italian, Norwegian, British, Czech, French, Swedish, Slovak, Danish, Irish, and Dutch individuals :) “

[@keirontravis]

combat juggling would go hard in vr. think about it, you use the hand controllers to juggle

[@AnimeDragon33]

i was hoping competitive tag would show up in this

[@agentclank8183]

"You want to play extreme corn hole!" sounds like something you tell your wife after you drop Billy off with your sister in law.

[@Hugelag]

These are literally Mario Party mini-games.

[@TheBotchJob]

This video broke Twitch and KZbin all at the same time.

[@mabster314]

I watched the Red Bull skate cross downhill champs when it was in town one year, super awesome

[@Car5yn]

I love watching coney from the comfort of my fast food restaurant bathroom.

[@deltagaiya7681]

love the Splatoon 3 music in the background thanks editor

[@VVheeli]

I desperately hope Coney gets to see the Biathalon with tanks.

[@MyHeadHz]

Yes!

[@Kowie_geg]

Really said im not gonna sugarcoat it

[@torterrad5429]

tempted to make the combat juggling game now

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I say this too much but god do I love this man's Videos, he's so endlessly entertaining

[@BroadwayBrittany]

When I saw the title, all I could think of was “Segway Polo”. A bit disappointed it didn’t make an appearance, but the goofy sports shown were enough to make up for it, lol.

[@BAMFdude15]

Combat juggling is so sick. I played a lot in my high school juggling club and it is dope as hell

[@Theonlypik]

While staying at a hotel on a road trip my mother bored starts flipping through tv channels and lands on “the OCHO” we were up laughing until 4 am at pillow fighting and corgi racing.

[@Scandal262]

Coney NEEDS to see the Redbull Soapbox Derby

[@witch_hat49]

This hits different now.

[@kiptelgat]

17:05 double dash remaster

[@WHATTHEHUNKYDORY]

7:35 I played this btw, the other team Won RPS A SHIT TON,They were in our base and My Team Lost 2-0,But It was fun

[@swagdoctor3425]

Another thumbnail masterclass

[@jenske2881]

The dowlhill with the toy cars game also has a segment where women run up the hill topless for money

[@mikeag5662]

Yooo it's The Ocho like from the 2004 movie Dodgeball starring Vince Vaughn!

[@samnjamn121]

Using Fall n' Roll in the section where people are falling and rolling, I see you

[@frozenpeaches06]

These titles keep getting better and better

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

These all feel like they would be banger mario party minigames

[@shoopydoopy6062]

9:22 I have never ever wanted to be a wizard so badly

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

4:54 Coney after reaching 100k

[@byrontheusurper6505]

The signed arms Poster is so cool

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I thought this video had splatoon music but that's fall guys lmao Edit: 9:00 nope, splatoon music, he definitely didn't edit this video.

[@magemagemage]

i cannot believe this title and thumbnail is real

[@flargon0]

I was actually part of that dodgeball game. It was for a world record and for fun

[@byrontheusurper6505]

1:59 oh it's the kannon

[@Kingturtle15]

I subbed not to long ago and Now I love this channel

[@noahmansland3301]

for the first one, it's note cheese but alligot, a mix of mached potato and cheese, ence why it stretch that much. (source, im french and love alligot)

[@vgzombie]

Congrats on 100 cubs!

[@MyHeadHz]

Coney's corn hole challenge at next summit

[@byrontheusurper6505]

7:45 I played something like this, this shit rules!

[@finncrowe5497]

Yo, that dodgeball field is at my university campus- it is called the Butterdome Field.

[@GoblinsAreReal]

It’s only goaltending if you block it on the down arch

[@FansyBLK]

Ok title and thumbnail are goated

[@GabrielHodge]

Coney a cold beer is refreshing to some

[@boyscout244]

This exudes rock paper scissors competition at Apex energy

[@luckytriples]

i play the game in the second video SO MUCH lol , best shadowboxer nae

[@benjaminauge8987]

Roman Candle Trampolines for next Summit?

[@vwtdi1579]

Beer is defreshing. It makes you thirsty, but it tastes great

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

When i was an alcoholic, beer would ABSOLUTELY improve my lap time lol

[@Prism0246]

I can’t keep protecting my streamer when his thumbnails like this 😭

[@Prism0246]

Get outtta work and see Coney thumbnail - Today is a good day

[@dimmusdongus6596]

the pointing game is just what fighting games are

[@benjaminobi]

"Im going to see Toby keith tonight" 😂😂😂

[@HeyItsJackRyan]

5:36 Windjammers Music 👀

[@byrontheusurper6505]

9:10 no bro that net is so high so they can yoop it over the goalie

[@hotcocothepogchampion3950]

The competitive cornhole actually airs of tv and I think one of the biggest sponsors is Busch’s baked beans

[@kikov69]

Italy and France are like Brazil if you split it in half and threw it in europe

[@tawksick5341]

Mario party minigames

[@gersly__]

Bowser Jr Boulevard? EXCELLENT MUSIC CHOICE EDITOR

[@Mishinowo]

can't believe Korean comedians ripped off bros vs pros

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Corporate retreats are so funny

[@rebuz87]

Drinking a cold beer after physical activity is nice. Not immediately after and DEFINITELY NOT during....

[@damorpheus8615]

is that coney in an aesop rock t? freakin based

[@brendanjones3325]

14:42 I did this in high school with chocolate milk and it was torturous.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Speed skating's mad cool!

[@BasedMamaJames617]

Bro you editor is based to put some Splatfest music in this video.

[@Zanthosus]

Coney should've stopped after the first couple and immediately made this a wheel champ.

[@ry-x]

I'm sad Slam ball wasn't on here. That shit is so funny lmao

[@Sunray625]

I love how the editor used a scuffed vocal-less version of the splatfest battle music because people find it cringe lmao shit is a banger though

[@nokklokk1946]

100k let’s go

[@oramulk5901]

Coney the 🐐

[@boomerangsniper1682]

But Mr.Coney You are already at 100K.

[@H1_R3Z]

Important distinction: when Coney says "White People Sports", he's actually referring to "White Woman Sports". The Barbie off-roading is most definitely a "White Man Sport".

[@CacoPholey]

Niche competitive games are like the best shit in the universe I swear, reminds me of the cr1tikal slap tournament stuff

[@superjumpbros64]

These were epic

[@qujaba5982]

Clicked on the video, not sure what I’m getting but it’s a new upload so it’s a W

[@Rabbit-the-One]

Beer would be bad cold for different reasons it would be bad warm. For running I'd prefer the warm beer that's almost flat.

[@toxic_shr00m]

BROOO I LOVE THE OCHO

[@allanturmaine5496]

Why are the children in fence jail during the belt sander race??

[@Rainock-qz5le]

@12:17 a Pinkerton watches the game

[@jollyroger4970]

Would drink in beer league sometimes and you get tired way faster

[@WellToastedBagel]

that nascar bowling had me dying for a minute the man, most american bullshit I've seen in a while.

[@letters5351]

When is coney going to join in of these sports

[@DANCERcow]

Did you know basketball was for a long time and started off as a short white person sport! The whole tall thing was an accident after the first tall player was introduced I forget his name, and he dominated so they completely changed the dynamic and started hiring tall people instead of short people and that's I believe when black people were taken in.

[@Channel--Channel]

I think Coney is colorblind

[@chadwicktouchdown]

goated of all time title

[@OrNah.]

14:15 what is this music from again? anyone know

[@Salone_FD]

I actually played that shirt game before, we destroyed the other teams