Confessions of a Laundry Faerie: DS Surgery, Week 14 Post-Op: All the poop! (No, really.)

'Tis I, Soozcat. I hit ONEderland this week, so it's time to talk about that, finding new clothes (ugh), and some of the more embarrassing social aspects of malabsorptive surgery. You've been forewarned.
Another special guest appearance by Roxy-cat, because reasons.
STATS
49 years old, 5 feet 4 inches tall
Highest weight: 270 lbs.
Surgery weight: 236 lbs.
Current weight: 199.2 lbs.
DEEP GEEKERY
Surgeon: Myur Srikanth, Center for Weight Loss Surgery
Hospital: EvergreenHealth Medical Center
Organs removed: 90% of stomach, gall bladder
Alimentary limb: 300cm
Common channel: 150cm
Complications: ileus after surgery
Cinematography by the devastatingly handsome Captain Midnight (thanks honey!).

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I’m getting surgery from dr Srikanth next month. Happy to have found you. 🤗