Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP65 - Walmart Comic Kid

[@RobFlo]

once again! another HOUR of pure comedy! better then the full hour specials other comedians put out! HOW DOES HE DO IT! S'MAZING

[@jjosangeles7296]

Rob Flo s’mazing

[@shawngoodine9645]

Relax.

[@vaughanhopkins1838]

facts

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Hahahah calm dowwwn

[@kaymorelove]

When I asked my boyfriend to try a new food he looks me in the eyes and goes "Yeah, I'll give it a world." "You mean..give it a whirl, or?"

[@vinnyd6227]

Katie Marie 😀😀😂

[@Blackenedin92]

friend of mine in school legit thought a standardized test was a "standard eyes test"

[@kaymorelove]

Blackenedin92 People are such a trip 😂

[@johnclaudetaylor5224]

Hahahahaha

[@johnclaudetaylor5224]

S'bad at expressions

[@Aiur]

Not gonna lie, that wavelength talk was some philosophical gold and it perfectly describes so many facets of modern art from music to comedy to film and how the contemporary masses define and determine the gold standard

[@GSDKXV]

Aiur lol it all literally could be summed up in these three words “comedy is subjective”

[@Aiur]

BabySniffer Everything is subjective but that's not what he's referring to, he's referencing a false standard set by those imitiatting an art they know nothing about

[@GSDKXV]

Aiur math is not subjective wtf are u talking about?

[@Aiur]

BabySniffer Math may very well be a construction of humanity used to interpret the universe but hey, this conversation is over. Go sniff a book.

[@GSDKXV]

Aiur you dont know what subjective means lol

[@joshboston1678]

Hey Chris, y'writing about your trip to Las Vegas? No? Then turn'round with those glasses

[@mattmccallum9000]

Dad is over here looking like the villain from far cry 5 didn’t think we would become this kind of cult

[@n070x]

Best comment I seen on here

[@wolferine6466]

Chris De’Seed

[@fullmetalheel]

He even talked about having his cult based in Montana. Ehhh s'joseph seed.

[@TheMrPanda12]

Juan Fyre needs to make Chris a soundboard for the song clips

[@fullmetalheel]

TheMrPanda12 agreed

[@itbammer]

he looks like he someone who sold coke in the 80s

[@Theprofessionalfrabric]

Pletman Jones Jr. And I think he read this cause sound board he has

[@parallaxoldchannel]

Greetings from the future, it happens.

[@girlspooptoo8567]

@@parallaxoldchannel I've got power

[@cosmoseinfeld1]

I'm the sort of person who unintentionally takes on aspects of personas he likes. You know when you're a kid and you see Ace Ventura and for a week you say "alllllll righty then"? I still do that. I'm worried that listening to too much Chris D'elia is gunna give me an attitude that gets me in trouble in work. I must intersplice congratulations with this past weekend because I think that's what the Lord wants, God's path bruh

[@Jakblade]

You know something. This is the most relatable comment I’ve ever read. Haha

[@Getyoahh]

2 years ago but same

[@Getyoahh]

@@Jakblade also hey man I also am still bingeing these podcasts

[@manevolujia7558]

@@Getyoahh I'm right behind y'all, I actually didn't start til after he came back, mmmmm'full respect, but OP is overthinking it, we're all just combos of each other anyway and its all up to opnion on which traits we pick a-guh-gunk...

[@matthughes5945]

Those glasses make Chris look like a crazy person.

[@notme6793]

S'lit, with sun glasses and with undefeated t-shirt on.

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Ooooo your comment got liked

[@PaigeBluebell]

My best friend just showed me this video and Chris for the first time. This video is hilarious whole way through. I now love Chris haha.

[@jeremyjames7147]

7:15 just leaving this here cause the sauce bit kills me every time

[@its_millertime3157]

29:21-29:25 😂! How he throws that hard Lisp on that sentence... sounds like the brother from “50 first dates”

[@michaelsarlos147]

Your point on old computer screens in the 80s Star Wars compared to the new ones is so accurate

[@julianbryant2471]

Michael Sarlos But... It's not, because the new Star Wars movies take place 35 years later. The difference in technology looks like the natural progression over 4 decades.

[@sonkin420]

On point with the LCD humor. Well put!

[@shqipe86]

I'm hooked to EVERY episode now

[@numbered_sounds]

those glasses make me want some blue kool-aid YUM

[@mason2376]

22:45 is just legendary

[@Smileyson58]

I’m getting on my back for this one. Those blue shades are giving me feels

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Nadia 168 go for it. S'healthy.

[@Smileyson58]

Daniel Grozier ok mate. Gronk

[@imawinwin]

I NEED to know what is on the walls. LMBO Reminds me of foam mattress toppers. And....I might be the only one who loves loves those glasses!!

[@flowshmo7715]

anyone else but when he says "ivan get rid of" i just crack up.

[@LoseCTRL61]

So glad he likes blade runner!!! It's in my top favorite movies

[@arcoeagle]

Gets me rolling with the drive-by "eeeEEHHHhhhh" every time!!

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@bobburns1391]

Houston from houston huh?

[@damien9801]

s'unoriginal

[@eden2esthar]

Bob Burns he's the dark lord of muh'cult ...so I say "all hail" to muh'cult leader

[@Aiur]

Hunter S'Delia

[@buddylove7983]

Another piece of gold! Love this shit.

[@RoymerPerez]

"You know how people say you're as young as you feel? That's not true, but I don't give a fuck"

[@Siddwraith]

Congratulations best moments is every moment in episode 😎 🤙

[@themikereda]

Bruh, I had a friend that thought it was "Mine IS well." Like, he would say "mine is well eat that sandwich." Duuuuuude, yours is well?!? What could that possibly mean?

[@lindonsmith613]

"I know what I want...don't throw a wrench into my fucking plans." hahah

[@zps2281991]

The new Star Wars movies take place 30-35 years after the old ones. Did you not notice that Han Solo was 70 years old in the new ones?

[@QuakerSteveT]

Really enjoy your work and podcasts, peace from the Rockies! #HighAboveTheClouds

[@KingHowlett]

S'lit Daddy! Love the passing by "h'eeehhh" @ 46:18

[@jobananas3052]

HAHAHAHA holy shit

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

Chris, I totally agree with you about your humor wavelength theory. Very well said.

[@allena5175]

Blue glasses...change it

[@denisejean5000]

Allen A he looks like Bono from U2, singing, it's a beautiful day!! When he can't see shit properly, yet he feels beautiful. It's Fucking a beautiful day, with or without you.. 😂

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Nah!

[@rachaelkate95]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed, I nearly passed out from laughing so hard

[@nx6737]

the spot on R.L. Stines head makes it look like he always had a hit man trying to kill him lol

[@CrispyChknWrap]

“Fuucckk, I’m never gunna find this... oh here it is” 😂

[@stevencocky19]

"ahhh I stopped at goosebumps" "ehhhh S'Idiot" DEAD DEAD DEAD. Absolutely hilarious

[@c25ole]

Watching old videos, already reminiscing like he died a villain in the public’s eye. Especially the look he’s got here

[@manevolujia7558]

I love how amped up chris is in these last few episodes, like he doubled his caffeine intake or picked up an enhancement substance habit, not that I care, just making sure its not just me

[@JJ_SDWR]

Dude, the bowl of pasta saucy bit killed me 😄

[@lionslayer100]

Speaking the absolute gospel in this podcast

[@EvanDeitrich9]

Dem shades

[@only_a_ghost11]

Our Fearful Leader looking like Joseph Seed in Far Cry 5

[@jeremyjames7147]

Evan Deitrich HES GOT TO MUCH SAUCE

[@nicktaramusic]

29:35 yodel kid bit

[@efil4saaggin]

The wavelength theory is on point.

[@foxbodymotorsports]

21:22 OH SHIT HE FUCKS WITH TUPAC!!!!! LOL You absolutely NEVER disappoint HAHA Love this podcast!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Yungtacosss]

DUDE your Tupac impression was pretty good hahahahaha

[@jorg2673]

U techno DJ? LOSE THE GLASSES

[@denisejean5000]

Jor G DJ snake looking ahahha

[@LTR1420]

I was at the show in Huntsville. Great show man. I've been watching your stuff ever since I came across your Laugh Factory stuff nearly 10 years ago. I don't think your opener enjoyed me referring to him as the "broken tooth guy" though. lol

[@BJ-ru2kw]

Hey Chris! Y'just get done filming Fear and Loathing in Lost Vegas?

[@jessrussovlogs]

When I saw your instagram story before you posted this, I thought... I hope he wears those glasses on the podcast. ✊ (ACDC music plays)

[@AdrianG96247]

I stoped at goosebumps 😂😂

[@Amanda-ze2ut]

Adrian Gonzalez stopped****** lol

[@AdrianG96247]

Amanda Krause let me live a little

[@johnclaudetaylor5224]

S'needs a spellin lesson

[@JohnSmith-jb8rb]

Stopped at Goosebumps because it's the pinnacle of authorship.

[@losangelesnomad]

Hell yeah! Against All Odds by Tupac! I love when you get into your Tupac moods.

[@wolferine6466]

i listen to the podcasts on youtube now to help the cause. i’m a cuda and i wait for the day to drink the potion in the cabin in the woods. the cult shall grow.

[@whitenoise3447]

I'm hella excited that I found your KZbin channel 😂

[@octamariam]

saw those sunglasses in that Gucci ad driving down Sunset blvd and thought "fuckinnnn ME"

[@starwarsnerdlife9893]

It’s always a good thing to forget you’ve been to Cleveland. Baby love your way. Also I know how to build log cabins. Elder status application needed.

[@wespy15]

Another amazing podcast. Let's get a soundboard for the songs. Ivan? Juan??

[@connorhubbard9973]

Shoutout to the fly at 49:27

[@Nachoshade]

I thought Chris wears short sleeve shirts with shorts and long sleeve shirts with pants

[@awalldance]

Nah that's his 3 year old

[@aubreyacevedo5849]

Thank you again for the laugh

[@copytechful]

Lol I like being on that funny wavelength.

[@G5TWA2]

best episode ever loved that joke at 46:18

[@hiljones845]

There is no suggestion box in comedy! Now that's the realest shit.

[@felixtrejo6133]

I agree 100%. Blade runner 2049 was amazing

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

Daddy's in a MOOD. I love it.

[@vanessaspowderroom7899]

I have never heard the chachacha thing before lol! I hope I ever do 😂!

[@obsceneXerror]

yo those shades are absurdly baller af, never change crazy legzz

[@张裕特质三鞭酒]

Itd be almost plausible if someone could fart 3 times between each happy birthday line and then just shit a long fart at the end on the cake when they say blow the candles out

[@freddy7171]

"what am i making a bowl of fuckin pasta??" hahaha

[@avenged1985]

His Tupac sounds like jay pharoahs impression of jay z

[@geraldreed2971]

Optimus Grime on me!

[@chaseman43]

Look up jim Jones those are classic cult leader glasses

[@Mr-Safology]

17:50 great shout out to Bobby Lee 👍

[@davidzimmerman6893]

Chris should become a permanent host of The Fighter and The Kid

[@coolthejordan]

i saw the thumbnail and i died. these shades are awesome dad

[@TheTristiano19]

Ahhhhh if you’re reading this Congratulations you’re good pers and you just enjoyed yet another hour of comedy brought to you by daddy!

[@Orphan-mh6db]

Chirs Bless you .I agree about the Crappy content we give the youth . Bill Burr best comic hands down lol

[@zyntimidator2730]

Orphan_tc more bill burr and less kevin hart

[@pagewalker3813]

He's turning into The Father from Far Cry 5 with those sunglasses.

[@nilesclark6696]

"He Drips!" haha I am dead

[@RCTheCola]

44:24 I thought the intro was playing again

[@SadAndDumb]

RC Granado HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@JaiPritchett]

OH FUCK! I lost it when you did Tupac! IN TEARS CHRIS!

[@NewNoise02]

"Juan Fyre givin' ME shit like he's not Juan Fyre"

[@peacelove2994]

that's that cult leader aesthetic. giving full david koresh vibes

[@Pickletown22]

Time to bring him back!

[@cb7pwn]

im obsessed with this ridiculous podcast lol... btw, is it still considered a podcast if its on video on youtube...

[@alitamoon2731]

Daddy looks like Shooter Jennings with the shades ;-)

[@geeblanco]

I just re-watched "Event horizon" which is set around the year 2050. They went on board the ship to get the ship's log which was on CD... Ehe!

[@Tech]

FUCK YES I LOVE THIS...FULL SAUCE

[@oddlydani7361]

24:15 " it went away" ss'cute

[@Skellytonsss]

Can someone send me the time stamp of when he sings Hall and Oates?

[@tabithaa8]

Early baby again. Loving the glasses on our leader, he looks s’cute.

[@tabithaa8]

I’m s’confused right now.

[@tabithaa8]

Durrey Durrey still s’confused!

[@tabithaa8]

Durrey Durrey don’t have PayPal and I’m only 17 👌🏻

[@theronroland1452]

FUCK

[@theronroland1452]

Phew, safe, Hope you had a good day at school! Say hi to Mum for me please!

[@nickbretz267]

What Chris didn't know was, those glasses didn't just put humor into overdrive... they're kingpin prescription anti-seizure glasses

[@fullmetalheel]

50:30 his irritation for the "cha-cha-cha" person elevates mid sentence.

[@jakedemars2964]

D’Elia in the Dice Clay shades 😎

[@angellunsford2741]

Eh's'David Koresh & we're all Branch Davidians

[@boogiemoto9563]

I am from Auburn and the churches thing is so fucking true. Laughed so hard.

[@MarkSiosal]

Chris...i'm in Scotland with my claymore, sitting in a kilt, with by bollocks in full view....Course you're goin global!

[@jjosangeles7296]

WAS WAITING DUDE

[@keithoneil9894]

I didn’t know “sauce” was slang for style and fashion. I thought they actually sent him some spaghetti sauce :S.