Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP66 - Whoopity Scoop Whoop Poop

[@9kaboom9]

Not enough trim on your walls

[@andrewhall3171]

joshg funniest comment the internet has offered me today

[@Ishmiester]

LMAOOOOO

[@m0thdm]

damn I cant unsee that. this fucking guy delia looks like he's in a kaleidoscope

[@buddylove7983]

I think Daddy would appreciate this comment but also, serve you a grand slam in some way. Lol

[@kanaK2Nakal]

10:45 "Ok he said poop twice". I lost it! LOL

[@gleft0verz]

"whoopdity whoop poop scoop" (sips La Croix ever so delicately, pinky fully extended)

[@acracehorse22]

I veritably enjoyed reading your parenthetical addendum to your quothed comment* It's funnier than reiterating Kanye....I actually found myself laughing, aloud.

[@Loosetext]

Almost 3 years later, still bopping to Poopety Scoop

[@4VaultBoy]

Woah, long time fan, first time finding your KZbin & podcast! The reason you’re one of my favorite comedians, is because you don’t make a lot of jokes. All you do is talk, and make observations. It’s just always funny as hell & true. My favorite part of comedy.

[@user-wq9pq1np5s]

Logan's new vlog: How Chris made my career nose dive

[@mattmccallum9000]

Watching this podcast after moving into my new apartment m’happy baby

[@mattmccallum9000]

Also dig the new intro a lot

[@andrewhall3171]

Me too. Crazy I was like uhh. Turn round. Gagunk

[@totalSLACK]

Hows the old new place doin, m'baby?

[@lertmelernyers8672]

Yeah, you still living there? Ya die? Ya girl cheated?

[@Gottislaps]

How's the new apartment ? (Three years after)🤣

[@JohnMcCauleyJohnnner]

That Jodie Foster bit was spot on mate

[@adammoore7782]

Chris D'Elia, I haven't laughed that hard at a podcast for as far as I can remember and i just subscribed to Congratulations yesterday.

[@Loosetext]

First 22 minutes and nothing but TRUTH from the Leader! Thank you.

[@caelinludka3688]

Hey 50. Ya 50 😂😂

[@shannons5322]

"my mom keeps bringing stuff over that's messing over the cool style of my house!!!!!"

[@Niccixo]

That new song is that type of song you hear and go, "yum."

[@ericatalk4441]

“Anyway, I’ve got the bedding for everybody” made me chuckle w LOVE bro. 😂

[@kromezer28]

Favorite podcast so far! Keep, keeping it %100

[@samanthapicou889]

Was putting on my makeup listening to this and I could not continue because I was laughing so hard at that Kanye shit.

[@Hogboy345]

33:33 I die every time he does this

[@joeykennedy5553]

Lol yes!!!!

[@twoscoopsfromhell2705]

48:15 missed opportunity for "i got pissed on by r kelly, it was crazy i was like ughhhh"

[@robertflood3007]

“S’got nuttin’ doooo”😂😂😂 58:44

[@nothinmusic]

"Okay, said poop twice." LOL

[@oliviaoverboard]

"he looks like he ate sugar ray" is a perfect description of that kind of person

[@Unz360]

Tried listening while working out.. Fell on the floor from laughter when he was talking about the bedsheets and stuff.

[@woahwhen]

Chris D'Elia is back to putting me to sleep like a baby. 👌💤

[@Karl_Drogo55]

Omg him talking about the alarm going off in 10 minutes but waking up just before rings so fuckin true to me..It really is purgatory LMAO

[@tabithaa8]

Lovin the new intro song, s’chill feelin the vibbbeeesss

[@RollTide8874]

keep picking topics and speaking your mind because you have more sensibility than the large majority of America AND you are funny and entertaining on top of speaking truth and logic.

[@spencersherwood2406]

Literally fucking crying laughing at that Kanye poop segment I’m in traffic driving and I’m losing my mind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sammoretti5625]

Im still laughing at every time he says "whooptity scoop poop poop"

[@Luketc7]

Dude I died when I saw that sofa question 😂😂😂😂

[@josehernandez9122]

Can't go wrong with listening to old episodes of Chris d'hemi

[@katherinevaughan8306]

love this new intro song and of course your tattoo as well! Lmao Jodie Foster does sound like Elvis- totally reminds me of how my aunt Cameron looks a little similar to Nathan Lane

[@michaelnatale5142]

CHRIS DELIA IS THE BEST COMEDIAN ALIVE

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

Chris, you might not get it now, but most likely your parents or mom specifically gave away a bunch of her old stuff, even if you don't like some of it, so you have something to remember them by after their gone. It's pretty common of most parents to do, whether they're aware of it or not

[@novakomorebi7375]

That 10 minutes is literally the best time of the day you woke refreshed!

[@Boogermonsterr]

Your tattoo is sick! Also love your voice, Also love the relaxing new theme music, Also love you

[@jburge40]

Chris D'Elia.... you are onto something man.

[@Conduit.1144]

Gawd "C5! "was the only thing that made me laugh today... OUT LOUD.. you're my dude Delia...

[@whitneyb3340]

yessssss daddy drops another

[@robertflood3007]

Hey are you in infinity war? Because you’re saving the world! 😂😂😂

[@BozInk]

D’Elia is on fire in this one♨️💯

[@amandamaeval6725]

Chris’s reading voice sounds like he’s trying to do an impression of himself

[@Thejayfrancis]

MESSAGE C-5 That shit gets me every time.

[@kaymorelove]

I was so proud to be a baby today. RIP to Logan Paul.

[@jeffpunz5337]

lol im fuckin already dying at Chris reading the sponsor scripts

[@santiagobostero4742]

What’s the link to this song intro by Mr. Green?

[@lewisfranielczyk5756]

Can anyone tell me what drink that is? From the UK and never seen that can. Just wondering

[@Capgungoesbang]

I still use microfiche at school, haha. When you walk in the room it looks like it hasn't changed since 1972.

[@valeriemorales7893]

on point with the part about the tattoos, hell yes

[@mrjamesasable]

Great first choice with your tattoo artist. Dr. Woo and Mark Mahoney. Very Official.

[@jayn7013]

I had the exact same opinion on the Kanye situation. I was shitting myself hearing u talk about it, that guy is a legend

[@HoboSammiches]

Daddy: "Sometimes you just gotta let the fuckin', ya know..." Baby Me: "Yeah, I know"

[@themurrrr]

I must say I am enjoying your continuous slow roast of the Paul, boy (I already forgot which one it was lololololol)

[@MrThankman360]

"What is this world coming to?....It's gonna be fine......I guess.." -Chris D'Elia 2018

[@totalSLACK]

Its June 2020, and his procephy was eh, s'close. The whole worlds actually gone whoopdity scoop.

[@Sunsetbrunett]

New intro is mood and vibes 🍕

[@taheemlewis7627]

kanye scat music

[@tavog8150]

Taheem Lewis he should win an Emmy

[@Urmomsstockings]

In scat land all Kanye’s are equal

[@briarm9331]

The way Chris can meta anylize the fuck out of things is out of this world. Thank you daddy for you're blessings

[@forrioman]

Always need some Chris in my life

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@damien9801]

Houston from houston again seeing this exact comment 6 podcasts in a row.....s'unoriginal fellow baby.

[@eden2esthar]

damien actually every episode I've commented this...

[@GSDKXV]

Dude love the new intro song

[@aquariusvenus4]

That tattoo looks badass! 🔥🤟🏻

[@Puddin127]

The only person in Hollywood who tells it how it is about Republicans and liberals man #real

[@tabithaa8]

Again, always early for the weekly ritual. All hail our fearful leader ❤️

[@eden2esthar]

Hmm...someone else asking to hail our leader...hmmm...nobody else has done this for all 66 podcast episodes

[@tabithaa8]

tehjamez hmmm... M’subscribed cause m’so confused by the fact that she’s s’popular for shitty “music” and shitty content. Her ignorance entertains me.

[@tabithaa8]

Houston from houston Huston from Huston? The fuck?

[@pread7491]

Cute

[@pepe_ronii]

Song at the after the ads he said?

[@ertertwert1]

I liked when you talked about microfiche @ 31:55

[@TheVisionsX]

Heard people say you’re funny, so I’m gonna listen to this and make my opinion after I’m done

[@albertramirez4357]

One of the funniest dude in comedy..change my mind

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

Everytime the most fucked up Instagram post of the week segment comes on I sing along out loud

[@sharps8726]

hahahaha dropping knowledge making my stomach hurt with laughter...

[@lorifella2877]

"Say what you want that shit was the most fire I've heard in a long fucking time"...."You know what he did he shitted on you"

[@only_a_ghost11]

Whens the log cabin happening?

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Like 26 years +

[@tip.d]

I can’t be the only one who’s screaming out YES FACTS!!! to what he’s saying

[@jessicacarello3899]

LMFAO this is what I want every podcast to be.

[@boogiewoogiebearboy]

If our fearless leader is getting tats now, let's get him to chop that hair of his.

[@vinnyd6227]

Agreed. Tattoos are s'cuda.

[@boogiewoogiebearboy]

Like... if he saw that on an IG post.... He would lose is mind lol.

[@gkallday5254]

Gascans9736 *fearful leader Ga Gunk

[@BaronVonBielski]

gkallday people like you are the reason he says the comedy is gone from the silly things he says

[@vinnyd6227]

Loyal baby right here ☝

[@justinmeade6994]

Love to see ya come to VA

[@fullmetalheel]

I think the Whoopity Scoop thing was a jab at mumble rappers, but I could just be reading into it.

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Lmao who fuckin knows

[@PS3rocks09]

Okay yes I went to Boise a little less than a year ago and it was a nice city. Definitely felt like it was growing and felt relatively safe (compared to say, Portland lmao)

[@FRooPLeSNaP8D]

The title has me dying already lmao

[@WillJukedTheBox]

R. Kelly can’t be cancelled, everyone loves him

[@Circumnavigate]

Props on slaying Logan Paul sir. Will def be going to one of your shows now.

[@michaelroy7093]

25:21 the way he looks at someone and then grabs the paper is so scary

[@MerriweatherMcWiggan]

"Boise, it has a pulse to it" Huuuhuuh turn 'round, m'nside ya, gugunk.

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

Congratulations podcast s'incredible

[@GSDKXV]

Baby reporting for duty.

[@AngryCanadianIsLegion]

***FIRST TIME WATCHER*** NO FUCKING WAY...this whole time the voice in my head was Chris D'Elia

[@SethCrimson]

That 10 minutes of non sleep before your alarm? Thats what cocaine is like

[@PINE_333]

Hey Chris, try to sound MORE like a robot during your ads. Thanks! Oh, and the new song... s'sexy, s'vibey

[@Cococonutt]

The internet is a whole new world that we need to adapt to. We have billions of people coming together via the internet but we're all hiding behind a screen so we interact so differently then real life. Everyone is a bully, police man, activist, whatever they feel like being for the day. The internet can fucking ruin your life, career, family. It's a whole new culture.

[@flowerpetal5912]

God dammit, how did I not know that you have a podcast?! Amazing. Whoopity di scoopity poop

[@nicola_campbell]

I love you Also love the new song Also love your fire tattoo Also love your voice, You’re beautiful, xoxo

[@johnblaze1988]

Getting a tattoo over a bone hurts so much more. My finger tattoo hurt way more than the one on my arm.

[@Aiur]

Romantic Jaguars never die

[@malachiredhawk8401]

Aiur you a real one if you know this reference

[@smokey4519]

@@malachiredhawk8401 what is this referencing to?

[@jeenyus720]

HEYYYY MAN... I WANT THAT TATTOO.... REMOVED

[@louisdamore6346]

Good one

[@holmkatt]

Ye love the tattoo🖤👌🏻...Great episode. Bring your tour to MPLS plzzzz? 🍼🙏🏼🤨

[@ChambersEcho]

HEY FIFTY! .....Y'FIFTY 🤣🤣

[@MrAdmaa]

If you had a weekly podcast with Callen that'd be sick

[@louisdamore6346]

Would it though

[@WillJukedTheBox]

R Kelly’s just out here living that hedonistic lifestyle babies

[@luketoomey4695]

The most beautiful thoughts are always beside the darkest

[@PaigeBluebell]

I just love how many times chris slammed logan paul today

[@Xpzilla]

47:14 the "uhh" reaction story bit

[@garthvooder1402]

This is the funniest hostage video I've ever seen