Conquering the World With Only Boats in EU4 Challenge

[@aciarduce]

The puns and nods on this one is legendary. "Schooner or later" "Release the Cogs of War" "The French opted to surrender, and agreed pull out of the war, as is tradition." ...capsize the state... ......coup-de-yacht ........keeling the land lubbers of Britannia

[@thecashier930]

"coup de yacht" is genius

[@madman6345]

Ireland was sailjugated

[@pas0003]

This guy is a legend! Laughed my ass off!

[@candiman4243]

The most unrealistic part of this run is that his AI allies and vassals actually managed to seige anything down.

[@setonix9151]

1.1K likes, 2 months ago, no comment Me: Well let me ruin that for you

[@hodajucidjedtv]

All hail the AI!

[@qgame4941]

AI is for Alliance Imcompetentia

[@Nitiiii11]

Holy ship, what a script. You need to write a book or something.

[@richardbraakman7469]

You deserve a Nobel prize for "release the cogs of war"

[@techelitesareadisease8816]

@@thecashier930 no the cogs are the early game transport ships

[@zakaryloreto6526]

naval ideas: *Its time*

[@megaladonman2568]

M A R I T I M E I D E A S

[@myguy6762]

The forgotten idea group finally arises

[@meneither3834]

Naval/trade has a 10% good produced edict and maritime/quality has a 20% navy moral. So there are uses for those ideas.

[@iiTzoreo1]

@@meneither3834 boo this man

[@PewPew1234567]

Why? They aren't really needed for this anyway

[@ogluca]

What took longer? Playing almost an entire game of EU4 or coming up with all those puns?

[@SenSaien]

Yes.

[@Speedster___]

Lol

[@pierreproudhon9008]

360 no sail

[@MrEnclave86]

Loved hearing the small break when saying “schooner or later”. Best pun of the video.

[@Skyrimfan002]

I think you are the only human being who can make all these terrible puns somehow funny

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Alzabo: "It's over, Anakin! I have the High land!" Also Alzabo, by the sea with his boats: "You underestimate my power!"

[@AlzaboHD]

It's a boat time a new video came out! Happy 2021 everyone and be sure to check out the community poll kzbin.infocommunity to vote on next month's video. New Ck3 and EU4 content coming very soon so stay tuned. What challenge ideas do you have for the future?

[@jackgimre431]

I would recommend spacing out the parentheses from the link because the link is broken. When you click on it, instead of bringing you to the community tab it goes to videos, because of the parenthesis on the right of the link.

[@AlzaboHD]

@@jackgimre431 Thanks for the heads up - it should be fixed now! Cheers

[@matan6737]

@@AlzaboHD do artillery only or cav only, methinks it would be quite humourous

[@alozz7]

Horde Byzantium one faith would be pretty hilarious

[@Jang07]

Would doing child count to emperor run as a witch coven pose a challenge? Love the videos Alzabo!

[@SpazzyMcGee1337]

Me: only just get good enough to win as Lithuania, a major European nation Alzabo: Imma conquer the world as a subject and glorified OPM using nothing but these here floating planks

[@redwolf915]

He used the armies of allies...

[@jonaszilinskas7971]

@@redwolf915 not his own though, and thus it counts

[@redwolf915]

@@jonaszilinskas7971 if an Asian kid does your homework did you really do your homework? No

[@icecold1805]

@@redwolf915 It was more like your dog making your homework, considering EU4's AI.

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@redwolf915 It's Not Exactly Like That. It's More Like: If An Asian Does A Part Of Your Work That You Could Easily Do But Decided To Make Him Do It Instead Just To See What Mess He Does (EU4 Ai Is Stupid). So Yes You Did Your Work. But Really No Army EU4 Is Not Comparable To Anything. Comparing It To Anything Is Kinda Dumb. It's Just Beyond Our Comprehension.

[@Jayako12]

Wow. This guy knows how to play. He didn't have a single attrition casualty!

[@bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851]

Impasibleh

[@Thehillsfamily2009]

"Hippity hoppity, Canada too became Hebridian property" is quite possibly the best piece of poetry I have ever heard

[@Gallboynarossan]

Oh my good god the puns

[@nerobernardino88]

These puns hitting like a pirate's guns.

[@linlawson1530]

I'm convinced 80% of Alzabo's production period is just struggling to fill every second of the video with stupid puns

[@loocat5070]

"and all of the isles belonged to the isles" that line made me laugh so much and I don't even know why lmao

[@bilskirnir_]

This is so cursed

[@albinosbruh4713]

New video idea Top 10 AlzaboHD puns ever.

[@jakovvodanovic9165]

I would really like to see that.

[@amnamelaina]

*looks at that video* *looks at this video* ...It's the same video

[@DaCodalp]

You, my good sir, must have one of the best, relaxing voices to listen to

[@pepenero6168]

the puns really make these videos, So good

[@DD_Vandal]

When Alzabo makes a video 20% of the time goes to successfully completing the challenge and 80% of the time goes to writing these glorious puns.

[@charleswelburn5833]

Both Naval and Maritime Ideas is just plain cursed

[@Thorite_Gem]

As far as my counting is correct, this man fit 96 boat-related puns in this video, a pun about every 10 seconds. Holy ship.

[@Adamdidit]

pandemic's gone on so long that alzabo is actually PLAYING the game

[@andmake-qg5bi]

The ad on this viedo was a boating club

[@AlzaboHD]

They are becoming self aware

[@andmake-qg5bi]

@@AlzaboHD the KZbin algorithm has been fixed

[@peffiSC2source]

This is your video with the highest puns to words ratio and you know it.

[@nihel3144]

Try no army OR navy challenge. "The true diplomatic victory"

[@Ey_man]

Is this even possible?

[@nguyenhan2145]

Play as England you said, Scotland don't dare invade you & AI sucks at naval landing

[@nootushyaquaternion434jabb2]

HRE swarm. Austria or Poland and use your pu lapdogs to beat neighbours and hre into shape, then revoke

[@Ey_man]

@@nootushyaquaternion434jabb2 I guess Austria🤔 because without troops Lithuania would just break free. At least I think so never played as Poland.

[@nickpaschentis5284]

Austria, Spain and Poland. Also Ashikaga and possibly Ming (although for these two I'm not certain).

[@AngryDuck79]

Not even a minute in and the puns are killing me. "Schooner or later" he says. >

[@Jayako12]

Was I the only one that yelled when he developed until 13 base tax in his cloth capital?

[@RagathRRInc]

I read the title. Not even 5/6 seconds into the vid > "We are going to ship off...". Well played sir.

[@anaximander66]

I don't even know what half the buttons in this game do and then I see this! Very entertaining and great fun to watch!

[@froodsmash]

Nearly 3000 hours of EU4 under my belt and this idea never occurred to me. Time to dive back in lol

[@davidbergstrom5703]

Can't believe this was possible, good job!

[@matthewellison9229]

Absolutely glorious. I cannot comprehend how you maintain so much dedication to the bit. I love it.

[@BeastKi11er225]

“How much alliteration do you want?” “Yes.”

[@lords5389]

Mais enfin, que des navires, quelle folie!

[@d347hm4n]

Arguably the greatest EU4 video ever made.

[@andreaseconomides2241]

Never in my life have I clicked on a video so quickly.

[@MGoogle3146]

Glad you are indeed still alive. Thanks for a great video filled with puns as per usual haha

[@CiberSquall]

Love this format! The way you edit and comment is superb! Thank you :)

[@blueoceancorporations1019]

"Coup d'yacht" lol

[@nyuu8628]

the pirates building churches made laugh so much that i choke. thats the best description of hypocrisy in the 21st century

[@КристиянИлиев-т3щ]

easily one of the best EU4 youtube channels out there. No one is as dedicated as you. I wish you the best of luck for your future videos.

[@rathchain3287]

How did I miss this one for almost a year?!? Most excellent work Your Excellence.

[@Alexrocksdude_]

This has to be the highest quality eu4 video I’ve ever seen! I hope we get to see more like this

[@NemJani]

This entire campaign from start to finish was just a massive, continous flex. And we love it.

[@Goldenblitzer]

This guy just did a run as one of the hardest nations in the game, without an army, he kinda be flexin

[@mrw9044]

Well Captain, your shipment of maritime experiment certainly boats well for the more creative privateers among us.

[@rstous7691]

"Release the cogs of war" 😂

[@ashstolley]

My goodness the number ship puns is unbeatable.

[@aksmex2576]

Why is this video so professionally made?

[@E4439Qv5]

He's going off-the-rails on the navy train!!

[@thecrazyastrogirl]

He is made so many boat puns it actually makes me want to play EU4 even though I don't even have a computer

[@davidawakim5473]

This sea of glorious puns deserves so many more views than what it was!

[@MatrixAwpington]

One pun away from dolphin diving through a window, but I loved every second of it.

[@joe-nf8go]

This video is so good I have to revisit it once in a while. The puns are insane

[@nobodyatall6620]

The true genius of this video is all of the boat puns this buoy managed to hoist into the script

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Really, what are continents except great big islands, eh?

[@thesmithenheimer9026]

Everyone: You can’t beat EU4 with boats, they’re useless! Alzabo: Hold my booty

[@firmanimad]

You really are a poet, Alzabo. Wish I could write like you do.

[@clarencechoo5104]

This is the best EU4 video I've ever watched

[@aleksejkochevykh4400]

It's perfect. This serious voice and this rhymes... Cool and interesting content.

[@zedmain1387]

The British Empire would like to know your location

[@Neutralerd]

Great game, never thought you could conquer the world without armies.

[@Supergforce777]

You absolute mad man

[@daddytito917]

Almost 20 minutes of Alzabo aggressively punning it up. It’s beautiful.

[@AlexandriaSc2]

I feel like this channel is just an excuse to bombard us with poetry and puns

[@PastaPutin]

Boat King Sextus Pompeius would have been proud!

[@grant2063]

This inspired me to start an Empire of Mann achievement run!

[@friedrichschneider8154]

Are you still okay, or are you now sailing in troubled waters?

[@TraysonMartin]

14:11 Malaya really going ham with those Heavies

[@vacuostester5828]

Love your narration of these videos, keep it up man

[@blafoon93]

This run might actually succeed in world conquest if you start as Austria. If you pick your allies well you will eventually any war and probably succeed in revoking the priviligia. A vassal swarm without your own armies to lead it is much less useful but if you did your job well the entirety of Europe is basically in the empire at the point of revocation. At which point nothing matters anymore. The sheer numbers will win any and every war.

[@imokin86]

Man the puns, it's Alzabo, the mightiest pirate that has ever hebridden the seas!

[@galaxypl7756]

I was proud of my Commonwealth game where i conquered moscow, st. Petersburg, constantinopole, Madagaskar, South India, morocco and Korea until i saw this

[@brandoncampanaro7571]

I like all your content brother keep up the good work!

[@beaversforlife1298]

how many puns did you use? Alzabo: YES

[@fanbuoy9234]

14:13 No troops, 10 transports. Fair enough :) Also, good play to not upgrade the troops, since your rebels copy your troop levels, making them super easy to beat for your friends with ground forces

[@FullOilBarrel]

how the hell does bro manage to make a pun in every sentence? amazing

[@AlzaboHD]

It's what I'm aboat, thanks for watching

[@zenmaster6190]

Damn what a pain! 😄 You must have super patient. Lovely content Alz!

[@johnny-smith]

What I expected: Blockades and war exhaustion What I got: Vassals only

[@Mind1e55]

The number of boat puns is more impressive than the video itself

[@funnymemes7374]

Nice video turned out really unique unlike most Europa series

[@SwordCunt]

I just noticed that you called California Alexandria but in Scottish Gaelic, amazing 10/10 video

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Embrace "Boaty McBoatFace."

[@trihermawan9553]

Bruh, the amount of effort for the writing is excellent

[@wojciechsmiaek3628]

This is what peak AlzaboHD looks like

[@Oblivicraft2012]

Coup de yacht... I am dead lol!!!!

[@mickhastings7797]

So many puns good lord you need to write a book of these

[@fourthofjulygaming3795]

The puns the puns are glorious.

[@iowsiam492]

Everyone is talking about his puns, but not all the different ways he found to name England. The Anglos The Anglo Saxons Albion

[@demeterruinedmylife3199]

Sextus Pompeius might be the boat king, but Alazbo is the boat emperor.

[@remlok5556]

That’s a ship load of nautical puns there captain!!

[@thiagopereira48]

-Thassalocracy- *BOATCRACY!*

[@PortalOfKaden]

All those puns made me ship to my stomach...

[@triskop1047]

Posiden's fishsticks! Those puns were all unbearably oarable!

[@acidithiobacillusferrooxid3687]

I remember florry tried something like this, but with marines only, still hard but playable

[@_FilipKarlsson]

two excellent puns in the first 1:30 seconds. That's a subscribe.

[@NotKnafo]

perfect fit to play boats only as a vassel nation