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[@Bee-Gay]

I accidentally misgendered myself yesterday and the ministry of truth banned me :(

[@doinyourmom3929]

i accidentally told my mom i didn’t want the carnitas she had made and i got sent to Wyoming

[@Boxesofbirds]

@@doinyourmom3929 Wyoming doesn't exist libshart try again /j

[@thatonestarman4127]

*whispers comically loud* if you do a blood sacrifice and then jump around in a pentagram while reciting lady gagas Born This Way ill let you back in just dont tell anyone😉

[@tesselate8nowait262]

Psst…Joe Biden is secretly defunding the Ministry when he defunds the cops so don’t worry

[@Diogenes_ofSinope]

F

[@aubreywaldenart]

the first conservative mistake is assuming that the average progressive actually *likes* peta

[@kuggacouragegx6093]

False

[@skeletonfilms3650]

True

[@dazenguile4215]

yup.. PETA is probably one of the purest forms of liberal performative activism

[@MigattenoBlakae]

@@kuggacouragegx6093 oh boy, we got another “Chris” on our hands here. You have 800 comments on this channel and all of them are just you picking fights with people. Lame🙄

[@theybybaby-gz7rp]

Dude... They assume we like Biden and didn't just hold our noses to vote for him because the alternative was an actual cartoon fascist.

[@gnatscrafts]

my favorite conservative trope is just reading headlines (and blurbs) without any realization that headlines are *meant* to be surprising/catchy. the whole point of headlines is to get you to go “huh?” and READ IT.

[@noracolussy-estes1211]

No literally!! There were so many moments where he just-? Stopped? Because the context just means so little to his tiny brain

[@newname3021]

This comment basically describes Facebook losers on crack

[@Monocleeee]

U really expect them to read?

[@zriana1]

Yeah!!!! For examplewith the tree sexism thing: its NOT about women at all but actually about *the gender of the trees* because there's a bias towards planting only 'Male trees (some but not all trees have distinct sexes) which are aggressive pollen producers. In that context it's not even that "absurd" and the title of the article is just like.. True. I think it really shows how conservatives have their heels dug in and refuse to actually engage in any meaningful conversation because they've already decided how things Are.

[@kt-nc1uw]

@@zriana1 came here to say this! These people believe that education is brain wash so idk what else we expected 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Indigo-y3s]

Tyler looks like the type of person to say ''konichiwa'' to a English speaking asian waiter

[@chris135x]

I'm sure you have a stupid ass reason to say some dumb BS like this.

[@BigBoi-wp7ji]

He looks like he’d say it with the worst pronunciation to an English speaking Asian waiter who’s also Korean and wouldn’t use konichiwa anyway 💀

[@anaionescu8913]

He enters a KBBQ place and just shouts "knee how"

[@spidey2837]

the fuck he looks fine

[@jiminsbitch212]

someone did this to me once and I had to be like "i'm korean."

[@spac3chicken918]

Botanical sexism is a thing! Male trees are preferred over female trees in urban planning because female trees shed fruit, seeds, and pods. When you don't have any female trees in an area, the pollen released by male trees is not captured by female flowers - Hence botanical sexism does lead to hay fever and allergies! If he actually read the article he'd actually understand the science rather than assuming it's a political issue. I wouldn't be surprised if he saw an article on cis and trans isomers and made another 'woke' joke. Edit: Lots of people in the replies are debating the actual scientific basis of botanical sexism as its a debated theory. Regardless of that, he still didn't even bother to read let alone understand what the article was about and just assumed it was political.

[@Ollie_nel]

Yeah, if it was to be applied to politics, I could see an argument for classism being made because if you plant trees that make fruit, poor people might be able to eat 😱

[@odorkpersonal8520]

i just commented about the same thing!!!! its fascinating but also very sad lol

[@tesselate8nowait262]

I get the feeling that Tyler doesn’t Science much

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

@@Ollie_nel Yep. And even if only female trees were planted, there still wouldn't be so much pollen.

[@dartboardbaby]

Fr I saw that headline and was like for sure I remember hearing about that and he acted like it was about women 😭 like no it’s genuinely about how male trees don’t have fruit 💀💀💀

[@AnnamarieForcino]

he is the LAST person who should be talking about self-awareness lmao

[@Boxesofbirds]

Anna!! Based.

[@puffycloud2194]

I read that in your voice :))

[@tesselate8nowait262]

Hey sinner💅🏻

[@bugzta236]

aaaa ilysm!!!!!

[@Emily-tp1jd]

I love seeing my favorite people all together 💕

[@thelastchannelonyoutube]

Tyler seems like the kind of guy you go to work with who “hates bringing up politics” despite bringing them up every chance he gets.

[@squidvink]

he just hates bringing up any form of prejudice or racism/transphobia/homophobia

[@daylight137]

_oh i hate talking about politics_ *brings up biden, gas prices, and the “ridiculous left” every chance he gets*

[@donalddarko5807]

I know someone like that and it's pretty annoying and comes out no where like an RKO. Other day someone was talking about a new series and he just randomly says "bet they got a bunch of that gay BS in it"

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@donalddarko5807 I mean, to be fair, being gay is not political /half-joking

[@big_sea]

yea

[@EnPriBri]

9:15 - He instinctively says "their" in reference to a hypothetical singular entity and then immediately backtracks... love that

[@imarandomperson761]

LMAO that's one hell of a good observation, I missed that one

[@Olivia-vv8vw]

God I wish joe Biden was half as liberal as conservative people think he is

[@apparentlylivin]

For real

[@cultural_marxism_fan]

i mean he is a liberal. liberalism is just right wing lmao.

[@Miles26545]

Leftist *

[@rosecity_chris]

It really makes me want to know what kind of melt down they would have had if Bernie actually got into office.

[@joearnold6881]

@@cultural_marxism_fan my fellow Americans were raised with and are surrounded by the myth that “liberal” is on the other end of the spectrum from “conservative” It can take a while to get used to the idea that liberal doesn’t mean left wing I considered myself a far left liberal for the longest time because o didn’t have the knowledge or vocabulary to think that didn’t mean what I thought. The friendly neighborhood anarcho-socialist I am now is all better :)

[@hauntedsunsets]

this guy's parents didn't name him Tyler, he came out the womb and the doctors announced he just is a Tyler. no other name would ever suit him

[@jaqsre]

this is also how they name the mob of “Kyle”

[@AngelBirdo]

"Your child IS a Nate."

[@elle4630]

@@AngelBirdo i like you

[@AngelBirdo]

@@elle4630 thank you, stranger! /gen

[@Koop_Soup]

@@AngelBirdo As a Nate, this is 100% true

[@TaraMooknee]

he's like pot noodles when you lose the little sachet that adds the flavour

[@prozierozie5692]

Lmao, true

[@IDK-kv8ob]

Hey Tara! Love your videos you freaking Cow lover!

[@Am_Elia]

😂right on Tara! Love your channel🖤

[@tatiana4050]

@@anabelsama you can add soy sauce bit of sesame oil, little bit of sirracha and they are perfectly flavoured too

[@Niobesnuppa]

Perfect description.

[@brendanallen3759]

I love how they use "SJW" and "Woke" like they're the worst insults ever. Hey, look at me! I fight against social justice, and I'm totally asleep, bro!

[@bipinnambiar]

Every millennial would brag about getting sleep, not for not being woke though.

[@waytoohypernova]

​​@@bipinnambiar i have yet to meet a millennial who isn't a self hating sleeper 😕

[@Dolphanatic]

You're completely missing the point. "Woke" and "social justice warrior" are meant to be sarcastic insults. They're about making fun of how out of touch the people who think they're "awake to social injustice" tend to be.

[@D64nz]

​@@Dolphanatic but the so called woke aren't out of touch. Being woke literally and figuratively means being up to date on current events. Not being woke literally means not understanding the modern day situations and embracing ignorance. 😊

[@Dolphanatic]

@@D64nz That's what the term used to mean, but the people who unironically used it to describe themselves had the tendency to push ridiculous conspiracy theories and/or be obsessed with finding oppression in every facet of their lives. It shouldn't be a surprise that people began to have negative associations with the term, hence why it became an insult. The same thing happened to "red-pilled" and other terms like it.

[@jessweb]

the "angry white man" course would essentially be like a men's studies university class. and this guy is the kind to say "women's studies?! what about MEN's studies!"

[@eckilla]

you took the thought right out of my brain!

[@manifestationsofasort]

I'm honestly interested in that course. Sounds interesting.

[@supernoctifer6469]

“Men’s studies” sounds extremely gay and I’m here for it.

[@ghoulishtoad]

Mens studies is just all history pretty much

[@goobertron9099]

I’m a huge nerd for reading about social issues, I’d take the course tbh

[@fs9096]

That "Botanical Sexism" article is actually really interesting and, y'know, factual. But when your brain is an emtpy hamster wheel spinning in a desolate warehouse I guess it's easier to read the title and laugh at it 'cause "WOKE TREES", right? I mean that's this guy's whole MO but I've actually read that article so I did a double take at his "joke" about it.

[@cheeseofglass]

You have to be a chuunibyou that giggles at words like "sexism," "condom," "intercourse," etc. to get the joke. Like Beavis & Butthead but a bit stupider.

[@brendenl7927]

I was just about to make a comment about this! Just goes to show how surface level and performative this guys whole schtick is

[@babyvia6712]

it's actually a pretty interesting topic!!

[@Nic_17175]

i was literally going to make a comment about this. I like to think that that man genuinely believes there is an article out there advocating for arbitrary sex diversity in plants for literally no reason other than to promote plant gender equality.

[@milopt.352]

the fact that he so easily dismisses issues without looking into them is very concerning.

[@rosecity_chris]

I work with a dude whos entire personality is based off internet conservatism. He literally forces all the rightwing buzzwords into every single conversation he has. He also pukes in the bushes every morning before work.

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

He needs to do his little morning pukey otherwise he’ll be in a bad mood >:(

[@lionelheisler4887]

I love how vomiting in bushes is legitimately part of this man's morning routine. Amazing.

[@killergrooves2438]

The constant stomach acid baths will erode his tooth enamel making him more susceptible to cavities and tooth decay.

[@hollyhayes9640]

He should probably seek medical attention for that. But not socialized medicine, because that's... ...Bad©!!! 🙃

[@supernoctifer6469]

the morning puke routine has potential to be a legend if this guy didn’t sound like absolute garbage to be around.

[@TheEepyMagi]

The fact that he missed thr intentional irony in the ziptie thing is killing me Yes, he used something plastic to bind himself. Cuz he was protesting oil barons. It was intentional.

[@martykeno5613]

Lol

[@martykeno5613]

Ok guy

[@D64nz]

It's like a onion. Only the so called woke would see the layers though. The otherwise ignorant only see what they want to see, if even that much. 😊

[@hfhrhskwnfngjrnrnrj]

plastic is strangling us like the metaphor is so easy to see and he didnt lol

[@jaguarluv13]

Imagine not knowing that there’s “male” and “female” plants and that one produces fruit and the other produces pollen 💀

[@ianmacpherson623]

Hahaha no no no, it's 2022.. most plants are hermaphroditic.

[@sketchyxp6281]

Literally, guy’s an idiot

[@gypsylee333]

Depends on the plant. Plants are so cool ...

[@crushbeast4753]

Some plants produce both pollen and fruit actually.

[@phillgornall2296]

@@crushbeast4753 that’s disgusting But also kind of sexy

[@Eyebrowking_kkslider]

From what I know, terms like "womynx" are actually disliked by those they're meant to appeal/refer to (usually trans women) as it others them. Trans women are just as much women as cis women and they want to use the same term. There is genuine criticisms to make of such terms but of course, he isn't smart enough/too bigoted to even consider of them. In fact, I'm sure he'd use the term if he knew it made trans women uncomfortable

[@axdonat]

yupp!! there are so many other ways to even include enby ppl in women's stuff, but nah they just use the shittiest term women and enby ppl + women and femmes is right there!! y'all blind

[@regentofnothing]

just in general as an nb person i can say i dislike any gender inclusive words that's just adding a random x or y into an existing word. Like not every nb person hate it but to me it feels kinda deshumanizing ngl

[@Magistrate_of_the_Elder]

I'm also enby and I second this. For me I want LESS emphasis on gender, not more and adding these y's and x's feels like it's just giving fuel to conservatives while not helping anyone.

[@Skrogansauce]

Same as Latinx or whatever, it's just othering and sounds stupid.

[@jossanosae]

I'm cislatina, but in the LGBTQ+ community, and I absolutely hate that stupid terms like "latinx" are being pushed by woke, thirdgen latinos in twitter who have no connection to our language or cultures. For example, almost all the NB community prefers Latine, since it applies to the rules of our spanish language (not trying to exclude Brazilian bros), but also does not require to add an x at the end of a noun. Which, is impossible to pronounce, and angers me since I have a lisp. Not really fighting so that we stop raising awareness, and I wholeheartedly support changing our language so that it can be gender-neutral and friendly to all nb friends, but god do I hate it. It's just ugly and bizarre. Also sorry for the rant lmao

[@CamTheWarlock]

The thing about how they act like remembering pronouns is complete bullshit. I’m terrible at remembering things, but when my sister came out as trans, I was able to adapt to using she/her pronouns in a couple days, and I only slipped up a couple times. It’s not hard, unless you’re going out of your way to forget or ignore.

[@Benny-JB]

They’re not talking about he/she/they they’re talking about the made up pronouns that people made like catself or bunself.

[@Benny-JB]

@OfficiallyTrust Issues That was my reaction when I first saw a girl on tiktok saying that they’re pronouns were bun/bunself

[@box_is_real]

frfr. i have SEVERE executive dysfunction and ADHD, can barely remember what i did last week, yet when a friend of mine came out as trans, i was both able to use there preferred name and pronouns. did i get it immediately? no. did i try? yes. do i use their correct pronouns and names? yes, IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD!!!

[@box_is_real]

@@Benny-JB ok so, this is wrong. transphobes are against any pronoun/gender change. additionally neopronouns can be difficult to use so, you do what you do when you hear an unfamiliar name, ask for clarification. "how would i use that in a sentence," "are there other pronouns/ ways i can refer to you that you are comfortable with." i doubt you give up trying to pronounce someone's name just because you're unfamiliar with it (and if you do that's a whole other issue)

[@Benny-JB]

@@box_is_real my comment is from 9 fucking months ago leave it the hell alone

[@mikaeruu0309]

this guy is the very definition of "we should improve society, somewhat" "YET YOU PARTICIPATE IN SOCIETY! CURIOUS!" im crying

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

Stop crying 💀

[@nekovalley]

How boring the people that call everything different “cringe” must be in real life. Like, if everything is cringe to you, what do you get enjoyment out of? Drinking beer and making attack helicopter jokes? What a sad, boring little man

[@thatonestarman4127]

bold of you to assume these people exist in real life

[@sourgreendolly7685]

His enjoyment comes from projecting his insecurities onto people with no issues being themselves. It’s not a lot of enjoyment but it’s all he know. Very sad.

[@staros4766]

my brother thinks everything is cringe. he unironically told me to my face he thought MUSIC was cringe. not a specific type of music, not any music we were listening to, just music as a whole. must be a sad life to live.

[@ghoulishtoad]

Fr im busy being happy loving MLP friendship is majic

[@ghoulishtoad]

@@staros4766 mine did that too, im assuming hes in middle school like mine.. im just waiting til he gets to that age where you realize everything you did in middle school is cringe

[@Levitatingmarsipan]

Tyler is an embodiment of the feeling in your teeth when there’s too much butter on the bread

[@box_is_real]

*testing in progress...* *processing...* *waiting for results...* oh my god you're right

[@bonesrat]

being a conservative influencer is so easy, you just have to find a strawman and go "GUY is this real?!? look at this guy! that's real?" i will admit, having to invent a new expression for every new shot might be a challenge, but with how little research they do, i'm sure they have the time 😊

[@Romanticoutlaw]

hey now, give them a little credit. Every once in a while they invent a completely new strawman out of thin air, that takes a lot of effort

[@AaronHendu]

Tucker Carlson proves you only need one face.

[@b1rbbbbb]

tyler will ban you /j

[@williamthedrummer1204]

III III look I

[@ghoulishtoad]

Fr if i had no morals id nake one of these channels and make bank

[@6868Phoenix]

It's so cringe how Leftists don't ever parade around as woke, yet the Right still feels the need to unironically say Wokeness. Like, just the word alone is cringe... wokeness. MLK was such a preacher of wokeness I guess. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Miles26545]

He was also a communist kek

[@modestrocker1]

its just a dog whistle to say to other right wingers "look im a bigoted racist sexist neo nazi too, i love god and guns, sciences and reading and schools and taxes are bad" they might as well bring back hipster at this point

[@DeathnoteBB]

It’s from aave, too

[@kate_alt]

@@DeathnoteBB really?

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

You know you live in a soft ass society when people get easily triggered by words that aren’t even triggering in nature. This is why the 90s were THE TIME to be alive

[@vsmith1688]

I will never get over conservatives using 1984 references. Aren't George Orwell's leftist politics fairly common knowledge at this point?

[@Dos_Caffeine]

Well yes, but, social media curbing hateful rhetoric=1985

[@kazumahazeuzumaki]

No, conservatives can rarely read. The ones that can just see the words they want to.

[@goobertron9099]

social media not letting conservatives be racist is LITERALLY 1984 guys

[@Miles26545]

@@goobertron9099 not letting them be on top of authoritarianism is 1984

[@mechanomics2649]

Conservatives have this distinct trait where they're unable to analyze media any further than surface deep. You can find countless instances of conservatives appropriating media of all types that contain left wing themes, most of which are either common knowledge or obvious; a few examples being Star Wars, Gundam, Metal Gear, The Witcher, and Bioshock.

[@bsings7928]

Tyler is the kinda guy to tell you “calm down, not everything is about politics” when you bring up that someone is oppressed or struggling

[@needmoresnacks]

Acting like somehow Elon Musk can be pro freedom of speech while simultaneously being a union buster is wild to me

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Silence! How dare you speak that way about lord musk. Now then... (Pulls you over to the corner where no one can hear us) "Want a horse? How's 250k sound?"

[@ghoulishtoad]

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 LMFAOOOO thank you this comment made me cackles

[@jotunn30]

I mean..we all know what conservatives are really talking about when it refers to free speech

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

The man scammed people out of their money in the early days of Paypal, it's so funny to see conservatives think HE is their messiah.

[@bug3861]

@@jotunn30 just straight up hate speech/harassment

[@rayejohnston2821]

his anger over 'bleeders' actually made me laugh so hard. he does realize plenty of cis women don't have periods right? he can't possibly be so ignorant of female bodies(/s)

[@poke-talia268]

And what about intersex people with a uterus?

[@trianglemoebius]

@@poke-talia268 As an intersex person with a uterus, I feel very valid right now. Thank you.

[@lactose7733]

Nah he’s just a red blooded, god fearing American. Unconscious to anything not pertaining to his favorite sport. “They are bleeding AGAIN! Just shove some toilet paper up in there no need for the hubbub.” as he reclines in the alligator skin chair and sips a PBR.

[@aarasko]

exactly, also boy with a uterus here

[@sammygecko_]

The amount of transphobic shit that is equally ignorant to the experiences of cisgender people is literally insane.

[@hexadoxical3949]

I love when conservatives say something sarcastically as if it's ridiculous and it's just a true statement that makes perfect sense.

[@memegodilovememes]

You’re just ignorant

[@Andreaa_-_]

Reminds me of a Tiktok by Big Nick where he was like "look, here in the Bible it says this thing is a sin!" And another character (still him with a dyed hair filter) goes like "nuh-uh", and pulls out a paper that says "Love thy neighbour as thyself" and I was like, that's a perfectly valid point what?

[@littlemoth4956]

@@Andreaa_-_Conservatives were all about debate in 2016, but that was until they realized that they actually needed to convince people who disagree with them

[@MourningCoffeeMusic]

“The Wokeys” sounds like an award show that should exist.

[@lemonmeat]

its one of them adult cartoons thats basically just the average nuclear family but with a weird sassy creature thats just There

[@thequeenofnanobots]

@@lemonmeatfamily guy is the wokeys

[@sour4292]

@@thequeenofnanobotsAlong with Brickleberry, Farzar, and Paradise PD

[@azul4916]

I love it when conservatives complain about pronouns. Wait, now EVERYONE has pronouns and they have a few sets of pronouns to choose from?? What’s next? Having to remember everyone’s individual unique names?? Man, society is fucked up.

[@Duplicatecatsj]

Wait… I, me, us, and we are ALSO pronouns??? There’s so much for poor liddol conservatives to remember :,,(

[@Rosemy12]

It's especially rich when they say kids couldn't possibly remember all those pronouns. I'm always thinking that they probably know them better than these clowns since they take English classes 🤣🤣

[@Rosemy12]

@Edy Silly, liberal, I can't remember your name, which is incidentally is why I call you and everyone else I disagree with "liberal."

[@chococat251]

ikr what's next caring about and remembering someone's thoughts and opinions?? 😨

[@big_sea]

yea

[@cup1dmo]

i got a transphobic daily wire ad in the middle of this video. literally straight incorrect "in cali a 13 year old girl can get a double mastectomy". i can only see this stuff through a filter or i get chest pains. 0/10. love the vid tho ur the best ❤

[@harleymarie6271]

At least i'm not the only one who saw that too. So ridiculous that they can just spread lies like that

[@randomname4437]

@@harleymarie6271 they can get mastectomy

[@beng.5067]

I also have seen this ad. But only ever on super left leaning videos, which is ironic

[@painter-midge]

yeah same! I keep getting ads for that dumbass Matt Walsh doc about women by the daily wire, it's irritating to have to hear his smarmy mocking tone every time I want to watch leftist content

[@thatguy3903]

I GOT IT TOO

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

I swear to fucking God. I came out as trans and I named myself Tyler, and then the next day, ALL OF THE WORST PEOPLE MATERIALIZED INTO THE WORLD AND THEY'RE ALL NAMED TYLER. A humble request: If you decide to become a conservative online and your name is Tyler, please change it first. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[@Kickiusz]

There has to be a balance in the world. It just means you're that much more powerful than any of them, that there has to be multiple bad Tylers just to balance you out. Also, congrats on coming out!

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

@@Kickiusz Thank you so much, this made me really happy haha

[@demoniccherry5246]

Infiltrate the community of transphobes, steal their secrets

[@babyvia6712]

my friend just came out to me and told me his name is tyler... this guy is very disappointing.. i'm worried for all of the future Tylers in the world

[@baileydunton6142]

I’ll bet you’re a cool Tyler though 👍🏻

[@The_Skrongler]

The "bleeders" thing does get to me a bit because there's a better way to do this. *People who menstruate!* Not "bleeders." Not "menstruaters." Not any other weird neologism that leaves out the fact that they're human beings! I'm a bit high strung about this because I used to have a menstrual cycle and it was truly awful. I would have really appreciated person-first language when I was going through that. I think a lot of other trans guys *(a demographic that this change to inclusive language was made for)* would feel the same way. Most of us have had pretty bad experiences with menstruation.

[@dazenguile4215]

ohhh i was wondering why she used the term. so it’s to avoid saying “biological woman” or something othering like that?

[@adriant4479]

Fr bleeders definitely gives me 'blood bag' from mad max vibes

[@CarsonBobarson]

How about women?

[@The_Skrongler]

@@dazenguile4215 Yep, exactly! I may dislike the term "bleeders," but people who say it really do have their hearts in the right place trying not to erase and otherise people like me who have menstruated despite not being women. I think leaving behind the term "biological woman" for people with uteruses is also good for some cis (ie not trans) women too! When I had my hysterectomy I got a bunch of dire warnings beforehand about how not having a uterus any more can trigger awful feelings of "loss of femininity" in women. Obvs that wasn't an issue for me cause I'm a bloke, but it can be a real serious problem for women who have to get hysterectomies. Maybe those women wouldn't feel so bad if our culture didn't act like having a uterus is what makes a person a Biological Woman™️, y'know?

[@fromhell11112]

@@CarsonBobarson its already about women, but no one will pee themselves if you just say women, its more about doctors and companies that sell period products, or public figures

[@FaithTheFallen]

The Angry White Male is also a character archetype, and can already be studied in creative writing classes and drama/theatre. He's just not aware of it because he's the study example.

[@ethanstump]

Personally though, as an anti theist vegan anarchist who is also a angry white straight male, there is so much space than just reactionary profiling. Highlighting the exceptions leads to showing how much intellectual space there actually is versus the blade thin space conservatives want there to be.

[@deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279]

he’s literally a conservative adult version of childrens youtube. this “u laugh/cringe u lose” is the stuff i saw growing up on youtube . his speech is similar too

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

He is trying to be pewdiepie without any sort of grip on reality.

[@edwardstuffingham782]

Ok.

[@dunkingtruth]

@@vaishnavisingh9244 pewdiepie doesn’t have a grip on reality

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

@@dunkingtruth that may be true, but you can decipher a thought pattern behind Felix.

[@clownrat5759]

@@dunkingtruth he used to.. :,( the good ol’ days when he was playing Amnesia and Happy Wheels.. sobs

[@swampmonstersquibby2563]

the clip he "reacted to" of the two people barking at each other was literally just kids having fun. oh no 😭 people enjoyinh themselves 😭💔

[@memegodilovememes]

Oh shut up libtard snowflake ❄️

[@lukeyoutubelol7953]

bro what

[@bighoodie4315]

Right? I bark at my friends for fun too. What on EARTH made him look at that and think, "That's a sex thing for sure." Like that is TEENAGERS. WHY IS HIS FIRST THOUGHT SEXUAL. That says everything about him and nothing about the teens having a good time.

[@lukeyoutubelol7953]

@@bighoodie4315 bro what barking at each other is not normal mf go get sum help dawg

[@swampmonstersquibby2563]

@@lukeyoutubelol7953 what im trying to say is that kids are going to be weird. its a way for them to have fun. you CANT tell me you didnt do weird shit as a kid. let them have fun and express themselves. they arent hurting anyone by being kids.

[@Haunted_Plush]

My dad watches this guy sometimes, and the first time I wandered into the room when he was watching the only thing he said about him was "look at the canines on this guy." And I looked and said "dang he has some sharp canines." So now I just think of him as the canines guy

[@aoi_lovesart]

Lolll 😂

[@Kyran1996]

As a person of Irish descent, I feel it's my responsibility to inform the public that PoC means "person of clover."

[@haevenford5768]

I looked so hard to find a comment about this I was so so confused and I’m Irish 😂

[@updownupagain]

spent ages as well I was so confused

[@Kat-PM]

thank you for clarifying, I was so confused as to why he said that

[@thursdayackerman2332]

i dont thik ur allowed to take that umbrella term, friend

[@sealogic4552]

So many responses here letting the joke go right over their heads lmao 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[@joearnold6881]

A right winger telling someone who quit Twitter “why don’t you go make your own?” is fucking hilarious. Like they didn’t make failed Fascist-Twitters five times over already?

[@LiarJudas666]

And a big part of why those fail is because liberals won't use them, and bothering libs is like 80% of why conservatives use social media

[@shatzinorris1417]

Parler and its founder lmao

[@OGimouse1]

@@shatzinorris1417 And "Truth" but there was also one Musk was actually going to invest in

[@frith.calluna]

This guy literally has 3 'jokes' (and I say this in the absolute broadest sense of the word) 1. "If you disagree, you're banned. You're cancelled, guys. Guys, you're banned. Guys. You're banned guys. Guys!" 2. "DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe My GeNdEr???" 3. "Are you seeing this, guys? Guys, is this real? Oh they're being serious guys! Guys!!1!!11!!!1!"

[@lillianoftheveil]

don't forget the classic attack helicopter joke!

[@iamtheaceupmysleeve1687]

Or the “there are no straight conservatives anymore I’m so oppressed 😭😭😞😞😞😭😞😭😞😭”

[@BunnyJolf]

@@lillianoftheveil sub genre of second joke

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

The "1s" definitely sell it.

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

Not “literally”

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

I love how Tyler will read a perfectly reasonable tweet, but since he does it in a silly voice we're supposed to think it's stupid

[@odorkpersonal8520]

okay but botanical sexism is actually a thing??? from my understanding, arborists mostly planted “male” plants in cities and populated areas because they dont have seeds, while “female” plants do. but the male plants have pollen, and, as they started to clone the plants, the pollen levels got higher and higher each time. female trees, when with male trees, literally reduce the pollen levels because the seeds attract the pollen. so, yes, it is sexism. female trees were literally discriminated agains based off of their reproductive organs. its science and history but not like conservatives care about this stuff. (im not an expert in anything stated above, i just took a few bio classes in college!! correct me if theres any misinformation and i will update!!)

[@LordChevonlier]

Definitely gunna pull out the "You don't like Joe Biden, and yet you pay his salary." One next time a conservative pulls the old, you don't like society, yet you live in one meme.

[@itsgabibelle]

i am baffled by how closely this style mirrors "the left can't meme" with the "funny voices" he reads in, the talking cadence and pacing, adding absolutely nothing and just repeating what the "meme" says, and i'm slowly decaying inside, someone please help

[@TheOctavian316]

More and more starting to think the Conservatives are just a hivemind. All pumping out the same bland slop for the masses. "Wokies banned my cis white maleness.. You can't make this up.. Joe Biden, fossil fuel good *skrawwwwk*" like an awful homunculus parrot.

[@lightningmanectric3096]

Why tf is Tyler using a Trump voice to mock people on Twitter? Isn't that his man? Also love that he's against PETA. You'd think he would back up those corporate liars.

[@WickedKatze]

I guess his hatred of vegans outweighs his love of propaganda 🤣

[@rat3015]

Womynx is kinda stupid though. The x is to represent trans women & nonbinary people which is mildly off-putting, seeing as nonbinary people aren't women and trans women are. The y is a misunderstanding of the etymology of the word women/woman. It's there to sever ties with the patriarchy, but that's not the root of the word. Women does not come from womb men. In old english man was completely gender neutral (akin to person), while wif was the word for women and wer was the word for man. Eventually wif was combined with man to form wifman (woman person) and was shortened to woman, while the word man stuck around as it was, with wer being abandoned (except for in some words, like werewolf). Womyn doesn't really cut ties with the patriarchy, because women was never really tied to it in the first place. Ofc if nonbinary people, or even trans men or anyone who has presented socially feminine wants to participate in women's history month they absolutely can, that's their perogative and I encourage them too, but it's very strange to make a new word to include trans women because they already are women. When you do that you're suggesting they weren't.

[@mechanomics2649]

It doesn't seem like anyone's is trying to push the usage of it though. On the contrary, I'm willing to bet that the average progressive also think it's stupid.

[@MS-wh7ec]

I would like to kiss your brain this was such an interesting read

[@rat3015]

@@mechanomics2649 yeah totally, but I know a lot of people will see something like this and assume it must be good so just wanted to give an explanation. Plus I like just going off about things 🤷

[@rat3015]

@@MS-wh7ec lmao thanks

[@demoniccherry5246]

I also cringe when ever it’s used to only refer to people who identify as binary women, like trans women ARE women that’s kinda the whole point don’t need to use a word designed for femme identifying non-binary people, it’s really invalidating just say women

[@loreleimonn3220]

It took me most of the way through the gorilla video to realize it was an example of the point you were making and not Tyler’s actual reaction to a video of a gorilla eating an apple

[@weast4421]

Lmao.

[@clownrat5759]

I never did realize…. I thought it was an actual reaction of his…. Dear god this dude is worse than I thought

[@lukecraver7966]

“Not just because Bill Burr is Irish, therefore POC” okay that’s the hardest I’ve laughed during one of your videos that was great

[@ConejitoPequenito]

Ohh lmao that was a joke? Idk who Bill Burr is so I thought Ethan got confused

[@lukecraver7966]

@@ConejitoPequenito yeah it’s a multi leveled joke, Bill Burr being a frequently offensive comedian with Irish ancestry, and the history of Irish people in the US being that they were not always seen as white

[@ArooDoggo]

Ok I'm glad someone pointed out it was a joke. I'm irish and was so confused lol

[@vanillacat663]

20:08 furry's do NOT want to use litterboxes! geez! whoever made that article was probably just trying to mess around. we UNDERSTAND we're still human! we just like animals! YEESH

[@autumn_shrom]

Actually yeah that whole article was a hoax. This guy is a joke.

[@hfhrhskwnfngjrnrnrj]

libs of tiktok spread that lie around cuz shes also a souless lying waste of oxygen like tyler

[@fizzzycat4389]

I hate to break it to you Ethan, but I am half asleep, high and pretty stupid and I’m still not getting any entertainment value from his commentary

[@Miles26545]

Oh no. Anyways (he’s not based)

[@bonesrat]

glad to have someone out here doing valuable research. your data has been recorded 🙏

[@ianmacpherson623]

Who's Ethan's? Yeah me too.

[@bug3861]

me too

[@imagoat273]

That's all good man, not all videos will hit for everyone, and not all videos are made to hit. Have a wonderful day dude ♡

[@kalpic11]

Refering to animals as he and she is to avoid objectifying them, not to respect their nonexistent gender. We should also say they instead of it. Preaching to the choir but.

[@Jzombi301]

wdym animals do have gender just like humans unless they’re asexual. even hermaphrodites do but they can switch back and forth when they want

[@mastermarkus5307]

I've already made a habit of saying "they" instead of "it" for animals. I don't know why the PeTA Twitter person suggested "he or she" when for many animals you're unlikely to know the sex. There are also those weird people who always assume an animal is one gender, like people who immediately assume dogs are male for some reason.

[@ghoulishtoad]

If i dont know the sex of the animal i just call the animal a little cute baby and i think everyone should do thay

[@vainpiers]

I also try not to use it for babies, they're not possessions they're little people.

[@LiarJudas666]

@@mastermarkus5307 I would not be surprised to learn that a great many of PETA members are transphobes. OP's point makes more sense but I also find the idea strange because gender is human. No other animals have gender

[@Z0MBI2Z]

I used to be the person who say "did you just assume my gender? And I identify as an attack helicopter" And few years later i came out as genderfluid, lmao

[@sammygecko_]

Less of a helicopter and more of a transformer Man, the gender envy I get from fictional robots being able to turn into a car…

[@kate_alt]

@@sammygecko_ gender envy from robots is common???? I feel less alone now

[@YnRealest]

bro switched up

[@Meleedroit]

@@YnRealest bro transitioned

[@anaionescu8913]

Internalized transphobia manifesting in closeted queer people??? The S H O C K. (All jokes aside, I'm happy that you found yourself in the end♥️)

[@mappyland]

As ridiculous as “the wokies” is as an insult, it did remind me of Yoda and I immediately went “good relations with the wokies I have” so I guess Yoda is an sjw now hell yeah

[@karinacarrillo-kashani7723]

He has such a hard time comprehending any basic thought processes, like at 20:17, the article was saying who transphobes are just making up ridiculous lies, and instead of using his head and being like "Oh, I'm one of the dumb reactionary people believing it", he's like "this is real? :0" Also, grown adults (mainly men) finding videos of random kids/ teens online having fun with their friends to harass and make fun of them online. how do these people not see how much of a loser they are that they have to harass random kids online, that is so messed up too... how is he not embarassed Lastly, he is so stupid with that botanical sexism article, because its just a term coined by a male horticulturalists, to describe how more male trees and being planted then female trees and that causes more allergies , he does not understand how words work

[@Duplicatecatsj]

Fr imagine being a fully grown adult and attacking children for fun 🤡 if this wasn’t over the internet and he was laughing at and teasing children like this I don’t think ppl would like him lol

[@ghoulishtoad]

Well those children had colored hair so they deserve it

[@clownrat5759]

@@Duplicatecatsj Luca pfp. based. gluten intolerance. based. (I’m an IDV fan with celiacs disease)

[@Duplicatecatsj]

@@clownrat5759 omg twins, give me ur UID I need to add you now 👹 Edit: if it’s in NAEU

[@clownrat5759]

@@Duplicatecatsj DID IT DELETE MY REPLY TELLING YOU!?

[@hohaskedirako4473]

Tyler check ✔️ Looks : ✔️ The way of talking : ✔️ Recycled jokes : ✔️ Has no humor : ✔️ Hat : ✔️ Essence : ✔️ Has the American flag as a background : ✔️ It's confirm he is in fack a Tyler.

[@sammygecko_]

Feel bad for all the other KZbinrs I watch who have their real name as Tyler (without going by it, however) Maybe the Tyler just has to be white(bonus if American), because I don’t remember one of _those_ kinds of Tylers who didn’t check all the boxes.

[@Man2quilla]

The answer to every time a conservative calls an "sjw" a hypocrite is literally just "we live in a society" like bruh, I'm fucking stuck here

[@denmakenlo890]

"We have free speech and I belive in free speech... BUT..." There's always a but...

[@rat3015]

Wild how he keeps showing articles and then not reading them because he knows they're gonna have facts and he doesn't

[@SantaFishes101]

I think deactivating twitter and not going back is the opposite of cringe tbh--

[@straweater]

Nice pfp

[@SantaFishes101]

@@straweater ty :3 c&t my love~

[@rensawyer5623]

Guy farmer has been my gender of choice for awhile, so glad you agree :)

[@gargles5270]

it’s comforting to know that the trans community has allies that can tag in bc im just so exhausted by transphobia bro i’m so tired lol

[@chris135x]

LOLZ no one has an irrational fear of you being trans.

[@jaymarcotte947]

@@chris135x oh fuck off you're intentionally jerking yourself off over how deeply you intentionally misunderstand what "transphobia" means

[@chris135x]

@@jaymarcotte947 No one has an irrational fear of trans people.

[@cloverboyblue]

i've actually read the "botanical sexism" article and it was really interesting. too bad tyler's commentary wasn't

[@cookingwithsilence]

The way you summed up the video at the end really added some great perspective. I've often noticed that conservative people are really bad at art, but I could never put my finger on why. I think it's important not to get to caught up in any bubbles. Especially on the internet, there's so much going on, sometimes people naturally feel displaced to begin with which is why they end up adopting and promoting beliefs rooted in naivety.

[@linda4015]

Liberals: peacefully existing Conservatives: LMAO am i right guys?

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

Nah I feel like both parties are terrible, both extremes are terrible

[@davidtaylor142]

​@@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701liberals are in no way extreme by any definition of the word

[@slimjim5745]

​@@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701libs are still right wing

[@sealogic4552]

@@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701just fyi, if you’re trying to sound clever, don’t say this. This kind of thing is exclusively said by people who want to feel included in political discussions but don’t know anything about politics.

[@danishhaikal8840]

the 1.9K dislike are probably conservative snowflake who can't handle criticism while they love to call us "snowflakes"

[@mrchadstuff7517]

His parents mustve had the world record for fastest disownment

[@BarcelonaFan3213]

@Dumpertron 1 “Nah, this Ethan cringelord did”🤓

[@Matheus_39]

the bad taste in jokes is genetic. his mom took nine months to make the least funny joke possible lol

[@aoi_lovesart]

He literally has a wife and kid. And ist nice to his Fan. Be a Bit more Like him?

[@Kriseiri]

This is the first time I've heard "wokies" and that's how my you cringe you lose challenge ended

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

You know you live in a soft ass society when people (who you’ve never met before or never wished any harm to you at all) are deserving to be cancelled just because they share opposite opinions. As soon as y’all meet someone who’s different it’s like they turn into a murderer in front of your eyes and you cannot handle it. Joker was right. We really do live in a society. A soft one. This is why the 90s was THE TIME to be alive because people weren’t offended by everything and anything, left AND right.

[@binkusbonkus]

16:24 - it's literally just some teens being weird and not feeling ashamed about it. that's fucking cool that we live in a time of post-irony where people can just be just openly weird without having to lampshade it

[@sourgreendolly7685]

exactly, they’re just goofing around. Tyler should try it sometime and calm down

[@ghoulishtoad]

Fr theyre so much happier than Tyler ever could be

[@Mo-qc9bw]

He’s making fun of it because they’re acting stupid. When people act “stupid” you usually make fun of it. Das what’s this whole comment section is doing ☠️ I’m assuming you all view him as “stupid”

[@clownrat5759]

@@Mo-qc9bw they’re having fun.. Tyler is not having fun. Tyler is throwing a massive baby boy tantrum any chance he gets. These kids are just being kids.

[@Mo-qc9bw]

@@clownrat5759 yea, having fun while acting stupid. I did that all the time as a kid as-well! But still, when you’re acting stupid people will make fun of you, and tyler is doing that and getting his bread.

[@SidewalkToPurgatory]

In terms of content, he's just conservative SSSniperWolf...

[@timectrl]

at least he didn't dox anyone...

[@LemonHIVE]

@timectrl Yet

[@agirlnamedfish]

Jokes on you Ethan, this man DEFINITELY does not pay his taxes

[@Eric-gw1uo]

proof?

[@questiontohumanity1041]

Hey! As a nonbinary teenager, I assure you that we are most certainly, bone-chillingly, nightmare-inducingly, terrifying. And we’re coming for you Tyler. Oh yes, we are……… soldiers!!! Unite!! ! ✊🏽

[@RumblyGL]

As a mentally ill teenager* You're struggling to accept the natural state of being. "soldiers" my ass. You couldn't even fight in a pride brigade if they created one.

[@sammygecko_]

Fuck yeah let’s go! Got my battle binders ready and NB pasties (for the older of us out there) Can’t forget the wide array of hair dye and piercings to really disorient him as we make our planned tactical attack Wanna take this guy out before I age too much and have to relinquish my teenager title.

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

Yikes 🤡

[@Matheus_39]

finally someone who agrees with me. lets take over the country, comrade.

[@LovelyLyrics02022]

All I’ve learned is every conservative commentator is the same and they literally can’t think of an original thought

[@harleymarie6271]

They all share one brain cell and no one's sure who has it

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@harleymarie6271 I think one of them accidentally threw it in the trash emptying their lunch tray

[@JJosszz]

But every liberal commentator makes videos about how conservative people are bad and dumb just nothing else only insulting others without any justification

[@Spuub]

Same could be said for liberal ones

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

Not “literally”💀

[@PatrickHogan]

I love how he has The Sun Also Rises, Old Man and the Sea, and As I Lay Dying as his background, some of the shortest books in the literary canon, and probably still hasn’t read them.

[@johngettingslappedbylegal1559]

The irony of him saying self awareness.

[@tesselate8nowait262]

Oh man I’m sorry you’re getting Slapped By Legal, guy

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

You know you live in a soft ass society when people (who you’ve never met before or never wished any harm to you at all) are deserving to be cancelled just because they share opposite opinions. As soon as y’all meet someone who’s different it’s like they turn into a murderer in front of your eyes and you cannot handle it. Joker was right. We really do live in a society. A soft one. This is why the 90s was THE TIME to be alive because people weren’t offended by everything and anything, left AND right.

[@spliffin.stryker]

my parents LOVE this guy and constantly watch him in the living room IN FRONT OF MY LITTLE BROTHERS. im a trans bisexual btw

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

Jesus, how old are your parents? Like 30???

[@cactusratcece7213]

I’m praying you don’t mean tyler

[@valorielewis2858]

ok i don't know how many people know this but the article about botanical sexism is actually a thing, it's because city planners originally thought female trees would be more maintenance (they might drop fruit for free ohhh noooo) so they planted all male plants making each plant produce more pollen with no where to go so ya sexism is making peoples allergies work

[@kwarra-an]

The fruit of most trees is inedible for humans, so it's not really a "no free food" thing so much as an "ew mEsSy tReE" thing. Still very silly

[@fromhell11112]

@@kwarra-an ikr they coulda just picked a better tree

[@void3926]

about the people with the coloured hair barking at each other, I do a similar thing with my best friend where we act like we're having a conversation but we're actually speaking gibberish. It is somehow a kinda big bonding moment cause you gotta read the other person but they also read you and you have this moment of synch. At least that's how it feels for me

[@sourgreendolly7685]

And sometimes it’s just fun to be goofy. Tyler should try it, he might relax.

[@void3926]

@@sourgreendolly7685 legit tho, sometimes it's just fun to bark at your friends

[@LiarJudas666]

Kinda seems like a kind of improv, I liked doing that when I was younger

[@carolinavaz395]

The reason tyler didnt get that tiktok is because, unlike the people in the video, he has no friends

[@Eric-gw1uo]

are you really defending barking at your friends?

[@starxolotl]

The one with the two teenagers barking is just… fine? I can see why some people would think it’s cringe, but to me it just looks like two people being silly with each other. It’s not hurting anyone, it’s not implying or showing anything that shouldn’t be shown, it just looks like two friends being goofballs. It’s not even one of those “don’t mess with me I’m a wolf awoo” tiktoks, it’s just… two people tapping at each other in a car. I’m genuinely with Ethan here, it’s simply because the two people in the video have colored hair and therefore their appearance mirrors the “blue-haired liberal” stereotype.

[@harryhoudini9613]

my thoughts exactly!!! cringe culture ruined true fun

[@satanslittleprince]

I wanna bark with someone

[@Bee-Gay]

Womynx/womxn is a weird term, I believe people use it to say they’re being ~inclusive~ but it really doesn’t vibe that way, it just seems kinda like you’re saying trans women aren’t women, so you have to do the womynx to include them? And if it’s to include non-binary people just say AFAB people if that’s who you mean, or non-men, or people, it’s also weird to try and imply that non-binary people are a subset of women

[@wooogie672]

i think it might be a terfy dog-whistle. like they'll use "womxn" to indicate that they're talking about people with xx chromosomes (in their view "real women") and "womyn" to indicate that they're talking about people with xy chromosomes (aka "men"). idk how true it is but i remember hearing/reading about it somewhere

[@rachelmink9675]

I read once that it was to avoid the way that “men” is kind of the root of the word “women,” which in some interpretations implies that men are the default/foundation of humanity and women are secondary or somehow still based on the concept of men. Many different ways to interpret the same thing, I guess!

[@Bee-Gay]

@@rachelmink9675 That kinda makes sense for womyn, but womxn and womynx feel off to me because the X is generally used to de-gender (like with mx or goddx) and like, woman is a gender, so… it’s weird

[@rachelmink9675]

@@Bee-Gay that’s a good point!

[@trianglemoebius]

@@rachelmink9675 While I have no doubt they say that, I have a hard time believing that's true. Mainly because alternate titles for women (such as "ladies'", obviously "females" would have the same issue) exist, and could be used far easier. Plus "womxn" is still pronounced the same, thus having very little *real* effect - again in comparison to something like 'lady' - if that were their true goal.

[@brandonvazquez7731]

God, I remember watching this guy all the time in high school thinking it was the best thing ever. Glad I grew out of it.

[@bee2874]

Good for you dude! I wish more people realized that who you are as a teenager doesn't always carry over into the adult you are, positive change is always possible

[@lovelylanafansweetie4240]

Same 😂 I thought all liberals were like the ones he showed on his videos. I was so dumb.

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

You know you live in a soft ass society when people (who you’ve never met before or never wished any harm to you at all) are deserving to be cancelled just because they share opposite opinions. As soon as y’all meet someone who’s different it’s like they turn into a murderer in front of your eyes and you cannot handle it. Joker was right. We really do live in a society. A soft one. This is why the 90s was THE TIME to be alive because people weren’t offended by everything and anything, left AND right.

[@Skrogansauce]

MAKE A JOKE TYLER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? It's the same as Femme Shapiro, there's no content there. As long as someone says "woke, identify, 2 gender" conservatives will literally eat that shit up.

[@jaceharper3077]

The litter box thing actually came from schools in Colorado that were adding buckets of cat litter to classrooms as emergency toilets for lockdowns due to active shooters

[@hfhrhskwnfngjrnrnrj]

didnt libsoftiktok (evil) spread this lie that they were for furries.

[@beebo7071]

Tyler dresses like a drug dealer in a early 2000’s PSA and looks like someone who is never invited to parties but always shows up anyway

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

You know you live in a soft ass society when people (who you’ve never met before or never wished any harm to you at all) are deserving to be cancelled just because they share opposite opinions. As soon as y’all meet someone who’s different it’s like they turn into a murderer in front of your eyes and you cannot handle it. Joker was right. We really do live in a society. A soft one. This is why the 90s was THE TIME to be alive because people weren’t offended by everything and anything, left AND right.

[@ericakat6322]

You just can tell this guy thinks environmental racism means trees saying slurs

[@supernoctifer6469]

“Trees Saying Slurs” sounds like a satirical masterpiece.

[@optillian4182]

Everybody gangsta 'til the trees say the N-word.

[@Niobesnuppa]

You can hear the trees whispering bad words on the wind

[@positivevibesveda]

I am the Lorax I speak for the trees those ones over there called me a monkey🤦🏾‍♀️

[@gentlesandladymen]

@@supernoctifer6469 new band name just dropped

[@sillyd0g]

not gonna lie that course on white male anger sounds super interesting, especially if it touches on the current rise of incels and manosphere content

[@the_big_zed1851]

I'm ashamed to use a similar username as him. I promise I'm nothing like this guy

[@kpr4225]

You're the biggest Zed of them all friend

[@the_big_zed1851]

thank you very much

[@trianglemoebius]

You're valid and all, but I just want to say it's very weird to me to see "zed" typed out. It has very ironic shitpost "ecksdee" vibes.

[@lactose7733]

19:18 I am a man who will pick up trash from the ground and dispose of it. Can confirm that plenty of people, no matter the gender, view this as a feminine trait. I worked at this restaurant and multiple line cooks made jokes about my sexuality. As if I’m weird for doing my job? But yeah it’s totally alright that some older guys have an interest in my sex life. I’m not gay and I’ve experienced homophobia first hand on more than one occasion. I can only imagine what it must be like trying to reason with them instead of vehemently defending how straight I was. Despite being a lot younger and not having figured out much of anything I was supposed to look and act like a “Man.”

[@lactose7733]

I went on a whole tirade only to realize the study was about recycling. I’ve never been insulted for recycling but even my own brother has asked me why I didn’t just throw the plastic in with the garbage.

[@chris135x]

You worked at a restaurant. That;s just how the workplace of a restaurant is. And it sounds like you just weren't comfortable with that type of work environment.

[@painter-midge]

I have this image in my mind of what this man does after filming these videos. Tyler turns off the camera and just sits there staring at the wall. he sits there, not even producing a cohesive thought or experiencing a moment of introspection. the light changes, and Tyler remains. it is nighttime now, and he's still sitting there. Tyler is sitting in the dark now and somehow, in a marvelous display of the spectrum of human intelligence, he has not had a single thought. he doesn't even require food because the lack of brain activity means that he burns no calories. maybe he doesn't need to breathe. Tyler has evolved past the need to undergo cellular respiration; the process of inhaling and exhaling is merely cosmetic. I say this not to imply that he is a more evolved human in the "good of humanity" sense, but to drive home how utterly useless his internet presence is. finally, his mother enters at roughly 10pm with two slices of bread (idk why but Tyler strikes me as the kind of guy to enjoy a sandwich without any condiments). she sees his vacant stare and puts down the bread to lead him to his bed. I presume he has iron man bedsheets that are sticky for no reason. I don't even know if he sleeps. surely such little action would eliminate the need for rest. I heard that dolphins can sleep with their eyes open and I think this is what Tyler does. do his eyelids work if the camera is off? who's to say.

[@mysoulisanabyss814]

my god. someone write a book about this

[@bee2874]

I'm gonna use this comment for my morning meditation tomorrow

[@cretinhisterian]

Man this guy really is trapped in 2016. Also love the hair, Ethan!

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

i mean, 2016 was THE TIME to be alive tbh

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

@@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701 Moron.

[@honestlythough7250]

Mmm i used to work in retail and i’ve experienced the “environmentalism is feminine” thing. Some guy was complaining that we charge for bags and i suggested buying a reusable bag and he said something along the lines of “reusable bags are for chicks.” Wild stuff. Also yes, he was from florida

[@brigwe616]

aw man its so hard to remember all these pronouns that are a part of a basic language syntax, thats i've known since i was 4

[@chris135x]

If it's not "him/his/he/himself" or "her/she/hers/herself", then it's made up BS.

[@guy84838]

i dont think the water fountain vandalism was a fake hate crime. it was a criticism of the disparity between resources in white communities and back communities being a continuation of jim crow

[@Kickiusz]

Eh, it migth've just been an edgy joke as well. We don't really know.

[@dips6185]

I don't think our buddy Tyler here even understood what the whole "furry litterbox" thing was even talking about. He genuinely seemed completely dumbfounded. Which is completely on brand

[@anactualcrow6700]

my parents watch Zeducation everyday and they LOVE it. They will show me his videos and I just try to not start arguments so I stay in the will

[@Trixstra28]

I feel for you love. 🙄🙄

[@stydcgnvnhfmuj-9pufkhccfj990]

Praying for you 😃

[@jotunn30]

You are stronger than i am

[@gunpowderthegreat6653]

As someone who used to watch Zeducation, I’m so glad that I’ve escaped to this point, thank god

[@dylannoah123]

“womynx” is certainly cringe in its own way but the reason it’s cringe would go over his head

[@AW-sx8hm]

Well, I'm not even 2 minutes in but I'm already feeling amazingly Zeducated.

[@amradio3043]

The Z stands for zero

[@elitadunn24]

I like how he read Shaun King’s tweet in Trump’s voice

[@xchessi]

the litter box happened in one school for a service animal 😭