Conservative Weirdos Are Bad at Everything (w/ Ethanisonline)

[@JordanAdika]

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[@_Cotton]

Hey jordan guess what

[@segue2ant395]

I like that you prefaced the ad read in your show with a brief conversation about how adverts are just carefully constructed lies.

[@Tastykake83]

Raycons are not water resistant 😢 I bought them for my husband and they didn't survive a single jog in the rain. Uncool. Waste of money. Less than a week they lasted. 😢

[@danielsmokesmids]

The daily wire is NOT libertarian. They are Republicans posing as liberty lovers. Please don't confuse them.

[@Budder_Prin5e]

Oh god, they now made a video for Jeremy’s Chocolate

[@littleflick]

Putting transphobia aside, just for a tiny second, then I’ll put it back I promise. He does know that cis women also use razors? Right?

[@littleflick]

Out here cutting his potential market share just to be a dick.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Nono, you got it all wrong! cis women are naturally hairless until they become feminists

[@chiyoh]

these are the same kind of men who shame women with pcos or dark facial hair into removing it, and who constantly throw fits about feminists with armpit/leg hair bc body hair = man. no logic, just thoughtless outrage

[@littleflick]

@@sourgreendolly7685 ah true

[@jennifermckay5585]

Cis women only use dainty pink ones

[@hannahlane5675]

The sad thing is that if this ad were satire it would have been hilarious

[@jijitters]

I thought the exact same thing lol It's such perfect parody, except it's 100% genuine.

[@segue2ant395]

Yeah, this definitely skirts Poe's law.

[@baydiac]

“Shut Up And Shave” is such a weird slogan to choose for a guy who got offended by a razor commercial… He didn’t follow his own advice!

[@kazman115]

I thought their chocolate ad was funny until I saw Micheal Knowles and then figured out what was going on and got sad.

[@xenosbreed]

Someone did one recently with an 'unwoke' beer cause of the Bud Light thing that I thought for sure was parody, but it was legit and they were selling a 6 pack for 20 bucks. Their base is being conditioned to be mad all the time so they can sell them stuff for insane prices

[@greyisnthere]

you know when you were a kid and thought yelling "No he can't!" during the Bob the Builder song was peak comedy? this commercial has the same energy.

[@iamjustkiwi]

Way too accurate, damn.

[@kai_maceration]

okay but a contrarian kid yelling at the TV is infinitely funnier than this, my younger siblings fucking hate the protagonists in half their favorite shows and it's hilarious to me, they hate Tom Thomas and Justin Time

[@flowerae5525]

What makes even less sense is that the people that agree with their views and how shaving is manly are the same people who think women not shaving their legs are gross

[@HaidebugCreates]

There in lies the issue. It’s all hypocritical.

[@giulioceresini1435]

they usually don't even shave, they all have beards...

[@Mia-xg1wm]

no no, you’re forgetting all women naturally have smooth and perfectly exfoliated legs 😌 why would they need to shave?

[@HaidebugCreates]

@@Shjejkf278 I hope you’re joking

[@Mia-xg1wm]

@@Shjejkf278 men should have arms bigger than my thigh, it’s weird if u dont

[@Littlefluffykittycat]

As a cis woman who literally has to shave my chin every morning, because my hormones just do what they want and not what I would like, it only makes me feel more insecure to hear someone say women shaving their faces doesn’t make sense. Then I realize this guy is a joke and nothing he says matters.

[@lesigh3410]

Narcissists like him are the laughing stock of anyone who isn't as idiotic as he is. Don't let his words affect you, you're valid Queen

[@stitchedghost8032]

I'm an ultra femme cis woman but I have to shave my side burns and chest because I grow really thick dark hair. Guys like this say real women don't have to shave their faces but would also say a woman was gross for having facial hair. I heard there was some conservative razor and I thought it was so stupid that it couldn't be real and this commercial still leave me unconvinced. I can't see it as anything other than satire.

[@cookie5535]

99% of women have facial and body hair! These men want hairless women which means they want prepubescent girls lol

[@someonerandom8552]

One of my old school friends, a cis woman, had to shave her upper lip. Because she would get the beginnings of something like a moustache otherwise. Like woman having facial hair isn’t unheard of. I’ve seen wax shop specialists sell such facial treatments exclusively to woman for like 20 years now. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@hahalove47]

Seriously. This man would be completely shocked to see how well I could grow a nice black mustache while also being a cis woman. Started shaving it when I was 10! So yes. Cis little girls can use razors to shave their faces. Pretty normal and I'm sorry morons like that guy make any women feel like it's not.

[@Evanz111]

“He looks like a version of colonel sanders who isn’t brave enough to be openly racist” is the most unexpected weird burn I’ve ever seen 😂

[@The_Faceless_No_Name_Stranger]

That’s why we stand for our openly racist Kentucky fried king

[@_im_not_ava_]

( 0:59 nearly kills a man) “remember when there were 2 genders???”

[@sourgreendolly7685]

priorities 😂

[@rmdavidov]

Did you know that you have rights?

[@liesalllies]

​@@rmdavidov Jeremy boring says ya don't!

[@sushiroll3795]

Funniest thing was that he legitimately swerved to try and hit the guy.

[@lesigh3410]

That's what I didn't understand, like why should we be supporting you if you actively tried to kill a man

[@underthebriidge]

Can’t imagine how insecure in your masculinity you’d need to be to buy this😭😭

[@iamjustkiwi]

For real imagine going to someone's house and seeing this razor in their bathroom or whatever. At least it functions as a handy red flag about who to avoid.

[@ecliiipsssse]

Don't you love it when Jeremy _Boring_ (emphasis on boring) is not just transphobic, but also ahistorical

[@TheSarahbee23]

seriously the ahistorical thing gets me most like if you do.... any actual research at all on it you'd see that trans people, or genders outside of a binary, are in no way a "new" concept in human history. and they CONSTANTLY screech that don't they, "do your own research" makes me wanna yeet myself into the sun

[@HotClown]

ahistorical is an understatement, reactionaries (especially transphobes) are just anti-knowledge, and reactionary views are literal actual weaponized stupidity at this point, as in these stupid goddamn views are getting people killed I truly cannot stand these clowns man goddammit

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@TheSarahbee23 counteroffer: we yeet them instead

[@HobieInTheBox]

​@@sourgreendolly7685 offer accepted

[@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3]

@@TheSarahbee23 I think when conservatives say "historical" they actually mean "colonial." "if white people only had two genders, then that must be the correct worldview obviously!" I think the sad thing is a lot of them don't even realise it. they just put on the horse blinders, do zero research, all so they can prop up their view of "normal" because they need that to feel stable.

[@davidnissim589]

"He's like the Dragonball Z fusion between the Jefferies, Star and Epstein!" I spat out my drink

[@oldworldpatriot8920]

Him and Jeffree Star definitely fucked

[@Thelastunicornlover]

With a dash of Matt Walsh.

[@OO-dq6dp]

Love how the catchphrase of choice is "shut up and shave." Which ya know, Jeremy himself could've done instead of making a whole ass bigoted razor brand. It's not clever or cunning, it's just hard to watch💀

[@Shindai]

I love how Gilette said "men shouldn't hit women" and a whole bunch of men immediately told on themselves objecting to it :P Like all antiwoke people trying to be edgy and cool, this feels like something I'd think was awesome when I was like, 14, but god it's cringey now, and very bloody funny xD Also as an aside, I think it's weird having someone with a beard advertise razors. Like... "What kind of men use Jeremy's razors?" Not you, apparently, how good could thep roduct be, and how would you even know? :P

[@jijitters]

Right? It's so telling that the dude in the video said Gilette called *men* toxic when they never did any such thing. Jeremy apparently just thinks violence and men are the same thing I guess?

[@-user_redacted-]

​@@jijitters yep. And I'm sure he's also the sort that thinks women shouldn't be in power because they're too emotional and we'll start wars. Because clearly Wars and violence are different

[@iamjustkiwi]

Saying men shouldn't encourage their sons to fight or to harass strange women is too woke now apparently. These dudes are fucking pathetic, I'm about to abandon my sex as a whole due to cringe by association.

[@sav2997]

I mean, men with beards still use razors, mostly to clean up their neck

[@voidishprattles4319]

Seriously tho it's crazy how *insanely sensitive* Republicans are to the point that a random ad from years ago saying "hitting your family is bad" is *still* living in their heads rent free. I have no other word but insanely pathetic. If they don't like "toxic masculinity" we should just call it "pitiful masculinity" instead 🤷

[@TheNormExperience]

“He looks like a groomer Patrick Bateman who sells MDMA only to teenagers.” That was such a perfect description I spat out my water 😂

[@dukecaliblap]

Kind of ironic that a company mostly comprised of guys who use beards to cover up their weak jawlines is now getting into the shaving business

[@mossypebbles]

also very good marketing to FULLY exclude women, like women are more than half the world population and you are willing to loose money to shill this weird gym hype version of masculinity

[@fredders1]

"shut up and shave" *continues to whine about woke culture for an ungodly amount of time*

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

It's funny too because he doesn't describe the razors even once. For all we know they're from the same factory that makes Gilette razors, and he just slapped a different logo on them. The ONLY selling point is that the viewer is supposed to find the guy whose name is on the box likeable, which is as far from the "shut up and shave" mentality you can get. If the whole idea was to "shut up and shave", then what does it matter what the owner of any razor company has to say about gender norms or whatever? The only deciding factor should be the quality of the razors, and yet we barely even get to see the actual razors.

[@frogbirds]

You'd think at least ONE of his outfits would work, if only in a 'broken clock' way. But no, they're all weirdly ugly. It's giving supply teacher that won the lottery.

[@LKHooray]

Can we talk about how daily wire complains about sex gets used in Hollywood but are using it for this ad

[@bushybeardedbear]

Hypocrisy at the daily wire? Say it ain't so.

[@fatcat1414]

It's because women in Hollywood are now being more independently sexual instead of just being props to a man's sense of masculinity.

[@mossypebbles]

they put a CHILD in the same ad as women with their boobies out

[@Sparx632]

Dude seems really secure in his masculinity.

[@brainfood8971]

So we are watching an episode of "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where Charlie becomes a conservative grifter, right?

[@DeathnoteBB]

Charlie would never. Now his evil twin brother, on the other hand…

[@kyle-october]

​@@DeathnoteBB Frank has quite literally been a conservative grifter before with the gun thing lol

[@sakuraseranipoji]

stop cuz i literally thought it was him at first and almost had a stroke

[@Crqzy_Bot]

I think this may be the first video I’ve ever seen of Ethan not high af.

[@darth_spock6375]

Honestly I think he's funnier like this, but that might just be everyone playing well off of Jordan

[@roj6895]

gotta make 4/20 special

[@moatrboat]

he's not high in all of them

[@_gay_grim_]

You must not watch him alot

[@moatrboat]

i've watched him for a while. he's high in most of them but not all .

[@horse_dog]

he def saw one dr. squatch soap commercial and was like “but what if it was reactionary?”

[@saggguy7]

him: “that’s the most homoerotic moment you’re going to get from a jeremy’s razor” me: :(

[@scringlinbo]

he isn't for the gays but he could be..💔

[@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3]

this thing feels like it goes on for hours, it should've ended after the flame thrower bit...

[@badger6882]

It’s like an Epic play

[@jailyngordon4798]

It felt uniquely empowering to be giggling and binding my chest while watching this video

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

For real, I'm a six foot man painting my nails while watching this bearded little daddy in the tightest, most 2010s looking suit I've ever seen tell me that if my razors had his name on them I could become the person who shot Bin Laden, and the juxtaposition is just so hilarously bizarre.

[@AndromedaD]

He looks like he's wearing his dad's coat on a spiritual level. I've never seen an adult look like they're cosplaying as a grown up. I cringe every time I see Jeremy Boring as a pavlovian response because of these ads. I don't know what's more embarrassing, the DW being this transparent about grifting their audience with overpriced dropshipped tat, or the thought of an actual person showing off how gullible they are by buying and displaying these things. What was even more embarrassing was that there was another razor start up that usually showed up in the same set of ads as this where the people seemed to actually care about making good quality, nondisposable razors. They'd make this heartfelt plea to check out their store page, then this... joke? would come on, whining and pissing all over the place about how persecuted they were because they weren't getting the sponsors they felt they were entitled to. And then the fucking chocolate ads came and I had to reblock everything again and again.

[@queenemmers]

Quite telling that Jeremy doesn't know about peach fuzz

[@paadoxal]

and women sometimes having thicker facial hair lol

[@thewastelandworrier]

Probably never got close enough to a woman to notice...

[@komal146]

pcod or just normal hair on legs

[@AmyAberrant]

And pcos

[@megorly792]

​@@komal146 right, like I'm arab and I have a whole beard. But if he doesn't want me to shave it then so be it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@primroseprom]

“Do you remember when there were 2 genders and one 1 and a half of them had to shave their mustache?” No. But do you remember when people recognized six distinct sexes as far back as a Neo-Babylonian era? They’re recognized in the Talmund, which, again, is thousands of years old. People have recognized for thousands of years that there’s more than just male and female. It’s just that in recent history, we’ve conveniently forgotten it.

[@ganymedeanoutlaw]

I'm hung up on the "one and a half" part! He can't even keep his story straight within the same sentence! If he thinks gender and sex are so binary, and the idea of a woman shaving her face is supposedly absurd to him, then who are the other "and a half of" a gender?!

[@primroseprom]

@@ganymedeanoutlaw I think that the “half” part is meant to reference how some women get some hair on their face, usually a bit of a mustache but it can be more, depending on your genetics. I have some afab friends where they get no thick hair on their face, and I have others that can grow a sort of patchy mustache if they don’t shave for a while.

[@shirin9452]

Hijras in India, and I think some Native American tribes felt trans people made better shamans right? I keep arguing this with my religious friend, gender fluidity/trans/non-binary people ARE NOT NEW

[@YikYakTikTak]

@@primroseprom I think you’re right, but to be honest it is still confusing. Bc like, even if it’s not all of them, if some women shave then both genders shave. You don’t get half a gender like that (at least according to his logic)

[@primroseprom]

@@YikYakTikTak Yeah, it doesn't make his statement as a whole any less confusing or stupid. I was just trying to provide some context on what he might have been trying to say.

[@itsaspiracle]

he can’t not realize that he’s set himself up in that last shot to look like a full-on comic book villain

[@milometric2736]

petri dish of dorks is such a good fuckin phrase

[@basementdwellercosplay]

If this is what is takes to be masculine, I'm with Ethan and I'm going back to being a woman.

[@amysaysbye]

when we needed him most, he returned

[@Rylee_G]

AMY

[@amysaysbye]

@@Rylee_G RYLEE HI

[@Rylee_G]

@@amysaysbye HEY

[@amysaysbye]

@@Hello-r2n HI KARMA

[@Rylee_G]

@@Hello-r2nHEY

[@spacecat7864]

They’re all a bunch of weird theatre kids who couldn’t hack it and it really shows.

[@annaselbdritt7916]

I went to their website, and judging from the front photo, he’s trademarked the sentence “Stop giving your money to woke corporations that hate you.” Which is EXTREMELY hilarious, in the bad way

[@the.euclidclass]

Do you think they noticed if you remove "woke" from that sentence, they've described themselves, or are they just that stupid?

[@ladyvanda]

2:46 Being a real man is being the most alcoholic. Must have emergency whiskey on the rocks with a dash of mouthwash and a whiff of keyboard cleaner on my way to the office.

[@dylan6386]

At the point that they got to the flamethrower, I half expected Batman to crash from the ceiling and attack this guy

[@DeathnoteBB]

Seriously how is this unironic? The man looks like the bad guy in every DudeBro movie, yet I guess being evil is manlier?? So it’s now “good”? Someone get these people to therapy /gen

[@amysaysbye]

4:25 "we're just normal men, we're just innocent men" vibes

[@mossypop]

THATS EXAXTLY WHAT I THOGUHT OF TOO Probably on purpose since the only reason I ever get that video on my Twitter feed is Jordan’s rts

[@amysaysbye]

@@mossypop he was probably how i found that twitter acc originally, but i followed it a while back so i forgot that he rts it too 😭😭

[@926jps]

I love it when they say "Remember when there used to be 2 genders." It shows that they are fully aware that there are more than two and that it's a spectrum, they just wish it was like it used to be.

[@laylahcares]

I very much agree with the comment about them having to be in opposition about EVERYTHING

[@Durrutitv]

After a long day of going to the Gucci store to find ugliest thing they have that everyone could immediately identify as expensive, I like a nice close shave.

[@alexthunderbrand]

I like the bit where he's like "all these manly men use my razors" and shows two pictures of men with beards, and one of a guy in a mask.

[@eli.vzq464]

I don't get why Jeremy thinks that he's recognisable enough to sell razors

[@jeremygreen2883]

I hate that I share a first name with this little goose stepping pervert. Old Spice and Harry's commercials are both sort of hypermasculine, but in a tongue in cheek style of satire... That subtext was lost on these guys at the Daily Weirdo.

[@jothequeermeleon4495]

i find it very funny how conservatives have clearly never seen a woman outside of paying them to be voiceless models in their videos. their whole jokes about how women dont actually need to shave and trying to dehumanise those who do? mfer im a trans guy who's not on t but due to hormonal imbalances i have facial hair and a literal mustache bigger than bodyguard no.3.

[@ringer1324]

3:17 it’s hard to take Ethan seriously when the purple wolf is moving across the screen

[@dylan6386]

There’s a lot of gay tension in this too, I don’t know that many conservatives that aren’t gay that would use the word fabulous, and fit model in front of them that they want to touch😂

[@sofastuffing]

No way that isn't deliberate. I swear it's to make them seem more palatable, somehow, in a "terminally online reddit user who thinks gay jokes are funny but is still homophobic"

[@zoeyc5851]

Whos gonna tell Jeremy that most cowboys were queer and poc, even some were *gasps* women!

[@lemon93]

Fire fighters too

[@technocolourpixieful]

These mf's be like "Women can't shave their face" yet if I grew my beard out, they would freak the fuck out XD

[@viiviviviiv]

they don't have the confidence to pull off the old spice hyper confident masculine thing. then they realized it and instead of just changing the concept, they decided to undercut themselves with digs throughout. the CEO does not have the charisma to pull this off.

[@homemelanie]

It's so wild that to establish how cool a dude he is, he almost runs over a guy and is an ass to every employee. What's even more wild is that there are any people impressed by that

[@terrencelockett4072]

The least "manly" men trying to talk about manly men is almost a part of their schtick. It's like they believe rich divas are what's "manly".

[@noalowenstein6741]

Once you remember that pretty much everyone at the daily wire flunked out of Hollywood everything starts to make a lot more sense. the obsession with "woke corporations", Hiring actors and models for this video, etc

[@JhericFury]

The entire basis of the guys point is nonsense. Cis women do shave, just usually not their face. You literally don't have to talk about trans things to realise women need shavers too. The complaint was always that women's and men's razors are identical but in different colours and the pink ones cost more.

[@thatsdisco]

I mean, a lot of cis women also shave above their upper lip. Growing hair there isn't uncommon. Same with hair around the jaw

[@JhericFury]

@@thatsdisco True, "usually" was incorrect

[@AaronHendu]

Lots of women shave their face...in case you didnt know.

[@JhericFury]

@@AaronHendu I was under the impression most women use bleaching or waxing for that area. I did say usually, but as I said in a previous comment I'll concede "usually" was incorrect.

[@erindoingstuff]

they're not even identical, a lot of men's razors give a cleaner shave than women's despite being less expensive

[@DoctorBiobrain]

This ad was a lame ripoff of a Dollar Shave Club ad from eleven years ago that really was funny and used self-deprecating humor to poke fun at themselves, not self-appreciating humor because they’re losers trying too hard. And it should be noted that Jeremy Boring is a wannabe Hollywood guy, the same as most of the Daily Wire. This wasn’t a CEO of a political website branching out, this is what they wish they were doing professionally instead of shilling for Republicans.

[@PGT860]

Thing that bothers me most is they didn't use a prop whiskey glass. You can hear it clinking. Use fake ice.

[@noizepusher7594]

The way Ethan’s camera is positioned makes me feel like he is reacting to Jordan whilst also talking to him.

[@kolonarulez5222]

I love how "in Minecraft" has become the ultimate shield against slander/threat claims.

[@honkifyourekat]

Incel Wolverine followed by ohhh, bummer 😄Jordan you're great, thank you for your content

[@link123187]

I'm so fucking confused as to way a straight razor company would use bearded people to advertise....

[@segue2ant395]

That's not a bald eagle, it's a seagull wearing a bin-bag.

[@roninfredricson6958]

"Shut up and shave"? Can't believe I'm being silenced by Jeremy's woke razors.

[@MakeVarahHappen]

Every time Jordan references Dragon Ball I get a boost a serotonin.

[@komal146]

that's an ad about Jeremy's Insecurity.

[@Lepong20]

"do you remember where there were only 2 genders and only 1 and a half of them had to shave their mustache" He said it so seriously, that's too funny I swear if bigots were just dry comedians and didn't actually believe what they said they would be the funniest people

[@tardis58575]

Yay today just got even better cause Jordan posted!!

[@LittleHerdaz]

Thank you for this new video Jordan 💙 Someone showed me this ad a few weeks ago and I was like what..... just why? 😑

[@cookingwithsilence]

I have a theory... And bear with me for a second .. but I have this theory... that Jeremy Boring's suits... Are bad.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Wait until you hear about the rest of him!

[@RememberTheDead]

This could crack the case wide open!

[@sovietbot6708]

That's canon

[@sundance3945]

“this is who shaves with my razors” men with full beards

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Calling this mam a fusion dance of Epstien and Star.. I hate that it fit perfectly

[@tionahjohnson1234]

Honey wake up Jordan Adika uploaded!

[@sourgreendolly7685]

It's 1am and I'm trying not to wake up my grandparents and you come at me with the Star/Epstein fusion 😂 good gods

[@bennettloni1630]

It’s so funny you guys film a video together from seperate spaces when you’ve been living with Ethan

[@Batgirl219]

It's kinda hilarious that the "1 and half genders" line at the beginning is a low key admission that the things we associate with gender aren't necessarily set in stone or limited to one sex.

[@charliekeelingover]

I like how he directly endangers his employees lives twice in this, because the best way to sell razors is to announce that you're a weird little creep that constantly puts people on edge

[@era_s]

I'm gonna steal "weird petri dish of dorks" as a descriptor for the Daily Wire lmao

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

“He’s the CEO of daily wire.” “Oh. Bummer.”

[@SeleniumOfficial]

Why does Jeremy seem like a character Zach Galifianakis would play??

[@femmeknitted]

this ad was wild because of ... well... everything. but also because they didn't even say anything thing about their product except that it's a razor????

[@lareinabrown]

When it shows a picture of “those guys that shot osama bin Ladin” it lowkey just looks like Logan Paul💀

[@-user_redacted-]

If this is masculinity, well then I guess I'm a woman now.

[@uforad170]

love how the little girl in the Jeremy's Razors ad has a copy of Johnny the Walrus on the table

[@shiivainu9442]

Bro, cowboys are historically super gay.

[@violatyrant]

I love how Jordan is a crisp 1080 and Ethan is like a little gremlin on his shoulder being projected into the video from a 2004 motorola razr

[@redundantmartyr]

Hey, it's the only KZbinr whose ads I actually watch! Speaking of, that shirt you're wearing in the ad portion of the vid matches your lip shade perfectly! Style king as always. 💕

[@briannajordan8565]

got a gillette venus ad in the middle of this lmao

[@hayley58]

thank you jordan this video is the best thing that could happen to me rn

[@charlieentertainment1369]

There was one person of color and he was holding Harrys cup an kneeling infront of his throne o.o

[@DoctorDissonance]

"Shut up and shave," says the banner at the end of a lengthy, highly produced monologue. Which just says it all, doesn't it? They're quite comfortable talking forever, but YOU have to shut up, if you say things they don't like.

[@jeremyblade7561]

Ah yes. Johnny the Walrus. Just what every little girl is reading as they shave. Wait it's Jeremy Boring? No wonder he feels like my evil twin! At least I'm edgier. Lol. Did anyone else catch how he implied that half of women shave their face just before suggesting it's stupid to teach them how?

[@YoTerrako]

MUM WAKE UP JORDAN DROPED 🗣️🗣️

[@InaneBlatherPodcast]

Good god, Michael Knowles is in this commercial TWICE

[@winecryptid3423]

How have I never noticed how absolutely zesty Jeremy Boering seems??

[@okaybutwhythough7456]

This would've been a perfect Family Guy cutaway gag but reality is often disappointing.

[@sovietbot6708]

Funny how he dresses like a king when Republican originally meant (and continues to mean in some countries) Anti monarchy.

[@AnnDVine]

"Gillette thinks masculinity is toxic, but we showed them!" *sets stuff on fire*

[@lydiaquartz813]

cis woman with pcos here... they don't want me to have facial hair.. but they also don't think it's normal for me to shave my face... so which one do i go with??

[@rudeboyberret5279]

I’m an old spice guy because of the old Bruce Campbell playing “hungry like a wolf” on the piano commercial.

[@Jolie991]

"shut up and shave," he says, after this entirely too-long ad complaining about companies not giving him money

[@styx1137]

wait the packaging of the razor looks a lot like an actual brand but i dont remember which... now i wanna know if they worked on it together or if they just legitimitly ripped them off

[@elysejeremiah537]

hate that the commercial came out on my birthday 😕