Console Launches - Scott The Woz

Scott celebrates consumerism.
Twitter: / scottthewoz
Facebook: / scottthewoz
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Music Used:
"Breaking News" from Audio Jungle
"Starship Mario #1" from Super Mario Galaxy 2
"Main Theme" from Wii Sports
"Table Tennis" from 1-2 Switch
"Noisy Notebook C" from Snipperclips
"Coin Game" from Nintendo Land
"Acorn Plains Map" from New Super Mario Bros. U
"Cooling Springs/Springy Spa/Frigid Floes" from Astro's Playroom
"Staff Roll" from New Super Mario Bros. U
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes

[@alexandermaestas3425]

I have no idea why... But it never dawned on me that Scott actually has parents until now, and frankly it scares me

[@kenbee1957]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BitchChill]

No. He's just a being that manifested

[@mollymay4846]

I feel he was more like Anakin in that he was born of the virgin force, forged by an evil being.

[@SmashBrosOdyssey64]

Two people had sex and Scott the Woz came out. Let that sink in.

[@nanec5717]

scott was created at the birth of the universe

[@NintendoCollecting]

Scott's launch party would include no consoles. He's pretty conceptual. The awkward silences and conversation would be worth it.

[@KirisunaOnline]

How much worth is it?

[@KirisunaOnline]

@mr freakout Damn...... Haha speaking of that my sister was like hey you should sell the PS3 to get a PS5! They aren't worth much so you wouldn't get much for a PS5 haha!!

[@WasItSky]

fruity

[@charmandyorton006]

Your profile pic is mind blowing

[@KirisunaOnline]

@mr freakout Aw no no no haha it was a joke!! Besides I'm not the one who wants it, my brother does! (I'm more a Nintendo gamer) And good luck with it!!

[@trainstorm1225]

“There’s a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow.” Finally found a reliable news source.

[@charmendro]

I didn’t notice that it said “tomorrow” lmao

[@weaselot2213]

As a non-native English speaker who is always missing out on Scott’s subtle jokes I genuinely thank you for mentioning this 😂

[@boldlygoingnowhere366]

even more reliable than wii news channel.

[@mboz_2108]

"I don't like them putting chemicals in the water, that turn the frickin tornadoes gay!" - Scott The Woz, 2020

[@sonicheros1097]

That actually happens to me 2 weeks ago......

[@corporalkills]

Back in the day, you’d unwrap the console, slap in a subpar launch title and be late for work. Now you gotta download the entirety of google all day.

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

and then if you own a ps4 or ps5 you have to deal with the shitty copying thing that literally redownloads your entire game for no reason like wtf. my xbox doesn't need to copy so why the fuck does my ps4 need to?

[@steelbear2063]

@HoloKola It kinda does. When you download a game to your ps4 you essentially download the game twice, then the console figures out what needs to be done and deletes the rest. So a 20gb game will still take those 20gb on the hard drive, but it will need 40 to be downloaded

[@sneakysam6564]

Hats off to everyone who watched this while it was still Sunday

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

Why thank you :)

[@livingonlemons]

Thanks

[@RareHandle]

Yep 11:08 pm sunday

[@DiceyIcy_]

yes

[@16bitgamers17]

Thanks

[@UncleGwen]

"Also, there's a tornado warning tonight. More on that tomorrow." Scott has the most incredible writing in his videos

[@josephmisinec9901]

There was a tornado waring yesterday in Ohio where i live (and Scott as well)

[@PrototheDodo]

@@josephmisinec9901 bro it was so fuckin windy jesus christ

[@jinxxlynx310]

There were tornados last night apparently in NJ too

[@shorttaytayplayz5289]

I live in Michigan and I think what hit us hit you because it was so windy a tree fell in my yard

[@tyro7413]

I’m in mideastern Missouri and we had those same tornado warnings a couple hours before y’all in Ohio. This joke felt specifically for the midwesterners. Scott, a man of the corn people.

[@mrporgmotorsport7822]

The fact that scott threw a full switch cartridge into his mouth and held it there for multiple seconds is absolutely amazing

[@stevenbobbybills]

Would it have been less impressive if he only threw a partial Switch cartridge into his mouth?

[@jameslawrenson1208]

It probably tasted good to him.

[@Dripple]

"Tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow." Script writing at its best.

[@Xploshi]

This video reinforced my determination to wait at midnight for a ps5 only to get a message that they’re all sold out because I was late by 0.2 seconds

[@scott5388]

Did you wait for the launch of the wii phone?

[@bfjtk]

YOU ARE EVERYWHERE

[@generic301]

Oh my gosh I've been trying to find a store in stock but... Nothing..

[@Sethica]

“You’re too slow!”

[@PANZERFAUST90]

PS5*

[@Sethica]

Imagine buying a non-deluxe Wii U. -This post was made by the deluxe Wii U gang

[@brendancross2767]

Imagine owning a Wii U This post was made by the wii gang

[@samuelsaylor7876]

This post was made by somebody who skipped the Wii U

[@FriskyD.]

@mr freakout fraud. Any true member would know it's deluxe Wii U.

[@lwfilms207]

Nintendo and the word “deluxe”: name a more iconic duo

[@idkman700]

lol thats actually what im doing tommorow not kidding

[@pl3ysnontinde937]

The switches launch day was magical. Actually felt like the first cool new thing in years. Just being able to take the console out of the dock and play breath of the wild was so cool

[@LuisMartinez-sv1md]

Scott: “I love physical videogames!” Scott when hes hungry: 6:20

[@hypersonx7284]

we found out why

[@markdork801]

I ate my 3ds cartriges when i got my switch

[@wurtknurte7283]

Honestly, they should just launch the first console out of a cannon and whoever catches it gets it early.

[@gregor8482]

This deserves more likes.

[@41dn]

And if nobody catches it and it breaks on the ground?

[@mitchellwright1203]

@@41dn then nobody gets it

[@lijiang1342]

@@gregor8482 no it doesn’t, it has 69 of you like this now you’re worse than a wii u ad

[@scientificbrony]

I would pay for this

[@ChristopherMoom]

I hope that when the entire universe ends, the last thing we see before dying is the giant blue screen of death in Scott’s iconic outro

[@ThatTsuiBoy]

One can hope.

[@lemonke3774]

Hope can one.

[@Neentensev]

Heh loved that

[@normalguy729]

I hope we never die so we can see the outro forever.

[@chris07]

here before 1k likes in 5 mins squad

[@paulw858]

It always saddens me when I hear that he bought his 3DS "the day it got a price cut" when I remember distinctly that many retailers had already slashed the price of their 3DSes upon the initial announcement. He would have been able to get the 3DS for the smaller price AND be an Ambassador! D:

[@CaptainOblivious23]

Haha, I actually did this! Saw news online that Walmart had cut the price a day before the Ambassador deadline. Got my nice discount and a bunch of cool GBA games!

[@PinkSparklyGamer]

"There's a tornado warning tonight, more on that tommorow" It's the small things like this that make me love scott

[@blakerm4147]

I fear the day there isn't a bottle of Pepto Bismol in the background.

[@nate3960]

For that is the sign of the end of days

[@rycalamo2684]

Truly

[@bungus5651]

On a podcast he was on he said that he had to use that bottle of pepto once so the bottle you see in his videos is the second pepto bottle

[@alex-zj6ef]

...

[@andytheawesome7592]

Maybe it’ll become a plot point the next season finale, like the Genesis containing Dick Vitale’s Awesome Baby College Hoops. I mean, his whole desk became a plot point in It’s a Bargain Bin Christmas. Scott’s got a tradition to uphold next month!

[@normalguy7877]

The PS5 went out of stock quicker than Scott can say "Hey all Scott Here"

[@GulpinDeez]

It was restocked multiple times on Friday tho....

[@mistertaffy6720]

@Shuffs I feel like that's something scott should have addressed. "Man, I really want the new PS5, and I have a lot of money to throw away. I know! How about I buy one from Ebay for double the price?"

[@RallyLancer95]

@@GulpinDeez Yes except you can't beat a scalping bot on checkout

[@GulpinDeez]

@@RallyLancer95 actually I did

[@DarkShadic9632]

Heyaldlldsvotthee -Me trying to type Hey all Scott here faster than the PS5 sold out

[@themonkeyvivi]

As a GameStop employee, I wake up with excitement that I get to answer the phone every 10 minutes to people asking if we have the new consoles in. Update: I quit. Please be kind to your local GameStop employees. They've been going through a lot of bs.

[@Derakkon2]

Do you have the new consoles in yet?

[@RockyFoxxowo]

@@Derakkon2 no we closed

[@mr.billybob4013]

@@RockyFoxxowo are you guys open now?

[@RockyFoxxowo]

@@sarahpedersen2624 ye

[@RockyFoxxowo]

@@sarahpedersen2624 ye, a switch

[@AceFondu]

I remember getting my Wii U at launch...my wife had just admitted she cheated on me a few days prior....good times....

[@epicgamner1139]

damn im sorry at least you have the wii u then again getting cheated on is probably better than the wii u's launch so its really up to interpretation All jokes aside i'm really sorry i hope things get better especially in times like these it's tough to get back out there. Either way, i send my best wishes your way!

[@abbycollins]

@@epicgamner1139 ^ |

[@bbbbbbb51]

It's just sex.

[@unknownwill4th549]

Wii u over bitches

[@theycallmet3061]

It's because you invested in a Wii U Just joking around I had one too (I regret buying it),I hope you're doing better or found someone better,good luck with your life M'dude. I broke up with my ex a little while after getting a Switch so I can kinda feel you.

[@moperry8399]

FINALLY SOMEONE BROUGHT UP THE WII U DISC SHAPE, MY GOD THEY'RE NICE

[@XTheJenovaProjectX]

Silky buttery smooth

[@SandTurtle]

Why don't other consoles make their discs so nice

[@TheJaredGallagher]

I legitimately just ran straight for my copy of Nintendo Land. I had never noticed how nice they were

[@helmi5045]

Aren’t they just normal blu rays?

[@SandTurtle]

@@helmi5045 they are dvd with soft plastic on the side. most discs havev (relatively) sharp edges

[@Semi2794]

The existence of multiple Scott’s really shakes the lore.

[@MarmaladePlan3t]

No he is just fast I think

[@droidixbacon]

@@MarmaladePlan3t both

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

@@droidixbacon Scottic the Edgedog.

[@PiousMoltar]

Wow you really missed the joke that badly?

[@VitoriaRosa_01]

Scott into the Scottverse

[@FuckinGaming]

"What do the Wii U discs FEEL like?" "oddly soft" Okay THANK YOU. Somebody finally said it. I fuckin love the way these discs feel. Oddly one of my first impressions of the wii u.

[@BenjerminGaye]

Their edges are rounded out

[@bunchaidiots2065]

This a fetish or something

[@cy-bernet-ix]

@@bunchaidiots2065 trueee

[@realkingofantarctica]

6:49 Nearly 3 years and they still haven't fixed the "H" in the sign.

[@monke135]

@@rutabagakoala good for you.

[@markdork801]

@@rutabagakoala i took a bite out of a bar of soap it was tasty

[@TheLemonyBard]

The Vita dropping gag was funny but for some reason his “awwww” made me feel legitimately sad for him

[@nayuki-rn]

I almost did but you can see him fighting back a smile, which makes me happy :)

[@formuoli]

I feel bad that he owns a fuckin Vita

[@darkyagami3503]

@@formuoli I want one but there are better things that I should waste money with

[@KennyMaximum]

@@formuoli They’re not so bad nowadays, more specifically if you hack it

[@DesTr069]

Yeah, that awwwww was one of his best moments for me for some reason lmao

[@adrifitz8793]

*"There a Tornado warning tonight more on that tomorrow"*

[@Ethan5I5]

I didn’t notice he said “TONIGHT”

[@illegalalien6542]

CBS news in a nutshell

[@oldchannelimadewheniwas13]

2:00 bruh this man got a Wii U with approval of Reggie

[@ericksotalol579]

I thought Scott missed his uncle's funeral to get a million coins in NSMB2

[@drainer3339]

He missed both of his uncle's funerals

[@markdork801]

I stopped playing nsmb2 when i got my switch now i just play minecraft and sonic mania

[@neo-beo]

His uncle died twice

[@jeffdebie1032]

@@markdork801 what about mario oddesy or breath of the wild or splatoon 2 or mario kart 8 deluxe or red dead redemption 2 or batman the teltale story!

[@markdork801]

@@jeffdebie1032 nah

[@chuckhalo]

I feel like Scott is going insane in quarantine and we’re just supporting him

[@henrygutierrez3243]

I'm surprised you're just noticing.

[@chuckhalo]

The thing is... I’m not

[@jb0258]

Yeah I've been 100% good during everything too. Lol I've secretly been waiting for the year that I get to do absolutely nothing, and that year has def been 2020

[@chuckhalo]

Noted

[@bobvella7228]

any gaming youtuber is basically a hoarder and that was before the pandemic

[@ayejayjay]

1:45 that guy's seriously wondering why his xbox is overheating? lmao

[@npenplz]

"I blocked all of the vents and fans and it overheated!!!"

[@gavinthecrafter]

"I don't know why it overheated, I mean I turned the thermostat up to the max temperature and played Halo at 8K 60 FPS while downloading another game, but it should still be fine right???"

[@shanez1215]

Breh it's clearly a joke lol

[@aagp2]

"oh yeah i removed airflow priviliges from my xbox, it should still be fine tho right?"

[@thevenomoth3455]

"what do you mean all the vents are blocked?"

[@dovestrodor]

There are so many things to love about the intro of this video, from Scott running in and out of frame (implying he's the same Scott dashing from location to location) to the fact that he's holding an ice scraper instead of a microphone.

[@Hayatehiroyuki25]

"Right when the next generation of consoles come out, does anyone look at the previous generation with disgust?" "Oh Ps5 is out? Its the perfect time to finally buy a PS4!"

[@angeluriel2725]

*USED PS4!!

[@hasoonnine]

I dunno man it might be worth waiting on the ps5 availability and then you can buy ps4 aswell as ps5 games

[@jjd3hner544]

I unwrapped a ps4 for Christmas only to have the ps5 get announced like 2 months later

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

@@hasoonnine well the ps4 is planned to be supported for the next 4 years and there are no ps5 exclusive games yet so it's perfectly fine to only get a ps4 considering sony hasn't shown any exclusives coming in the next year or 2 that are ps5 exclusive

[@hasoonnine]

@@WellCookedPotatoes you're right, especially since there are no ps5's anyway

[@OneLastNerd]

Scott: i called in sick to my uncle's funeral for this Us: his uncle died again?

[@Bonetrousle]

Respawning lol

[@neddy42]

This the fourth time then?

[@alex-zj6ef]

Here we go again

[@DarkIceKrabby]

No, his family keeps rescheduling the funeral because Scott keeps calling sick for 'em.

[@lukekane7]

@@Bonetrousle damn spawncampers

[@AlexSzubka]

"Oh and there's also a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow." there was literally a tornado watch warning in my area and my power went out as well.

[@bagofcrime1772]

More on that tomorrow

[@Severthead]

oof

[@samothy6118]

Idk where you are but that was my situation here in Ontario

[@PierceMD]

It's been 11 hours, I think they died.

[@bobbycisek5534]

I am in Ohio and there was one

[@cannonfodder4000]

10:58 For anyone who doesnt have a Wii U, Scott isn't joking here, those discs have rounded edges and really soft!

[@NovaBoi7]

I've had a Wii u and I never noticed that. And I still have some discs from it

[@RedScatt]

"Here's me buying the Nintendo Switch, Now where is the picture of me and my dad?" O O F

[@live_kaito_reaction]

"theres a tornado warning tonight" how did he know

[@cloudystarsatnight]

He's a genuis

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

All hail the Woz

[@sirparker2881]

I was thinking the same thing even though i don't live there. I knew someone would say this

[@Tehdurkniht]

He has to be psychic. Lest we forget when he predicted half of the Switch releases over the last three years before the console was out?

[@kampstiefels7573]

Dear god say you’re not in Britain

[@bcerrone]

You know a console launch is bad when even Scott can’t get his hands on one

[@DumDoDoor]

Been there done that.

[@Gruntvc]

Remember when you actually had to go to the store to pre order or buy a new console? Good times.

[@buddydew101]

@@Gruntvc I miss those days. That’s why people will most likely forget this new generation console release. “Yep I bought it online and it shipped to my house”.

[@codyr.48]

10:57 So true. Wii U discs are satisfying to hold with the smoothed edge. Don't judge me just see for yourself lol

[@fireskull9emerald114]

I love how you can see him starting to laugh at 8:07

[@ldm__]

Scott looks like he would work at a mouse pad store in the early 2000’s

[@droidixbacon]

@Funny Name tod howard?

[@airplane6417]

@@droidixbacon All of them combined.

[@eduardood]

@Funny Name his uncle died twice, he's the perfect peter parker

[@thuggywugg]

You look like a desperate mattress salesman

[@boyinaskirt6380]

"what do the Wii u disks feel like? Oddly soft" he's not wrong.

[@cesaracosta362]

I was wondering if I was the only weirdo who tought that... I wasn't xD

[@airplane6417]

True. I just bought a Wii U game (not a Wii U) and it did feel oddly soft, unlike the Wii disks, or really any other disk. Why I bought the game, I just bought it because it was Mario and Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games for 10 dollars. Yes I'm pretty weird.

[@ianeons9278]

Exactly. Everything about that system is high quality like it or not!

[@SakuraAvalon]

@@airplane6417 Eh. I can relate. I picked up a new copy of Titanfall 2 for Xbox One. I don't own an Xbox One. But it was $4, so I couldn't resist.

[@boyinaskirt6380]

@@SakuraAvalon that is a epic gamer moment

[@MatTheGameGuy]

3:32 I love the callback to one of his older videos! haha

[@henryalamillo8312]

"What is Your Favorite Console" Me: KFC

[@markdork801]

Order kfc with the kfconsole and the controller should be chicken

[@imcarter]

Alternative title: Scott makes me lick all my game cartridges

[@YourUncleBenis]

NO Real men use teeth.

[@patricksedler9697]

@@YourUncleBenis Real men use men

[@Galiskaend]

Real men using men use meth

[@Gruntvc]

Make'em into a Jill Sandwich...

[@larsnyman2455]

I guess he didn’t get the new consoles Sounds like time for a 5th WiiU

[@airplane6417]

I think he just had his box from his original Wii U. But me thinking about that and someone owning 5 Wii U's is fascinating.

[@ianeons9278]

The Wii U is my favorite console and even I admit he doesn't need this many of them.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

@@ianeons9278 It's not like anyone was buying these things when they were new

[@angeldiaz762]

He'll just have a Gex party again instead

[@ianeons9278]

@ImmaLittlePip Ok, boomer.

[@luislemus1131]

Is the “I thought you would be bigger/smaller” a reference the the Christmas bargain Madden 08 “you’re smaller than I thought “?

[@drftr6073]

no but the next one at minute 6 is.

[@pumpkyisdreamin8448]

The likes count is 69 boys

[@kaijuhunter_02VOD]

I got lucky to be in New York the day the Switch launched, and I got mine at the official Nintendo store in New York, it was a blast to be in the store

[@spike03000]

I honestly consider Scott a self-made Video Game Historian. KZbin, give him the degree he deserves without the debt.

[@hasoonnine]

A PHD

[@ssscout]

scott the goat

[@wrecquerel]

How

[@Ultimatedogfan]

No

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

scott the goth

[@spongebobfan9997]

How

[@Scocoart]

Wut

[@Jhandler99]

Scott’s dedication to us is special. From literally eating his games, to spending all his cash on everything gaming, even loitering business’s parking lots in the dead of night. Long live his reign

[@frickiris]

I miss the days where you could walk in to a store and they had game consoles in stock.

[@bloxxer_tv]

i've never really noticed just how much effort scott puts into his videos until i saw him pop a breath of the wild game cartage into his mouth like candy

[@jmp_fr]

that must have left such a bad taste

[@kripdom7778]

Don’t forget the ps4 disk he bit in half

[@oreohunter7798]

I mean, he broke a 3DS for a bit, not even on purpose

[@p_e_a_r_s_e660]

Gross

[@moonrise1171]

“Hey all, Scott here, in commemoration of midnight console launches I’m giving you a midnight video launch!”

[@kimothefungenuis]

Depending on your time zone

[@mrwheatthins2413]

@@kimothefungenuis EST is the only timezone that matters

[@sethterry9504]

@@kimothefungenuis ....Or not at all Watch it in the West; Watch it in the East; Watch it from the secret sacred depths of depths of the lizard base on Mars; even by mid twenty twenty foars......it would have always been midnight for Scott da Warahz

[@sethterry9504]

NTSC is the only time zone that matters .....Except for speedrunners

[@sethterry9504]

You know because super slightly slowed is what they’re all about

[@xyzzy64]

1:45 no shit it's overheating, ya got the entire air vent covered

[@diegomartella3020]

I bursted our laugh at the boneyard joke mainly because I am Italian : "Vita" in Italian means "life" so it was really funny to read a tombstone that says "Scott, he bought a life" 😂😂😂

[@justacatinabath1309]

The “hey all” this episode was 6 kneeslaps out of 10

[@gp3328]

No

[@iamatoastertoast714]

Incorrect

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

@@AlexTonar Always is

[@mikealaniz7236]

Pretty sure he says "yall" not all.

[@StarPointy]

@@mikealaniz7236 Nope. It's "Hey all"

[@simplyevan7325]

Watching him just toss the switch cartridge into his mouth hurt me physically.

[@littlebrowngaymer5132]

If you ain’t supposed to eat em why do they taste so damn good

[@yourlocalhalalbutcher2707]

@@littlebrowngaymer5132 hol up

[@spookyubers1202]

@@littlebrowngaymer5132 expect for splatoon 2 that tasted like lead posioning to me.

[@littlebrowngaymer5132]

@@spookyubers1202 it was a joke they all taste like shit

[@PiousMoltar]

I wonder if there's anyone who actually likes the taste of Switch cartridges

[@krisironcastle3178]

I bought my PS4 4 years ago during black friday, didn't open it until Christmas day, I was scared it was going to be a shitshow of me waiting for installs and updates, day comes, I'm on my third coffee and already boozed up, I unbox my brand new PS4, I hook it up, skip the connect to the internet stuff, pop in my Bloodborne disc. And it all worked. Like a christmas miracle I got the absolutely classic console experience of just connecting the console and playing right away with no install times. The best game of the gen no less.

[@Comeck42]

It is now canonical that Scott is able to run at near light speed 0:18

[@ZaRealness]

"We have a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow" LOL

[@jgl1003]

He wasn't wrong

[@StiggyAzalea]

Don’t buy a console at launch, wait for it to come back down

[@DumDoDoor]

Totally underrated comment.

[@RonMillbrae]

Lmfaooooooi

[@xaviermeyer660]

I agree for different reasons. I say wait so hardware fixes can take place. Switch hasn't gone down a dime (granted that is nintendo they don't drop price) but if you waited a year there were several hardware fixes

[@chrisbampton5225]

I am waiting for a mid gen upgrade for the Xbox series x

[@HeliosimWorld]

That's what I was planning to do 500€ is a bit too much

[@avocadox2730]

1:45 "my xbox one is overheating and I have no idea why!!!!!" *has 3 other units on top*

[@nathanlee105]

11:55 that’s how I felt Christmas of 2013 with my Xbox one

[@gamer253]

“There is a tornado warning tonight more info on that tomorrow” - scot the woz 2020

[@glennrugar9248]

How many time does this need to be quoted in the comments? It was worth like half a laugh at best. Jesus people

[@bageltoo]

I too watched the video

[@MysteryMii]

I had a tornado warning happen earlier.

[@guitarherorobloxgod]

@@MysteryMii yeah I did too

[@alvallac2171]

*Scott

[@bottledwaterprod]

He's got a point. I briefly considered getting a PS5 this year, then realized that attempting to get one for retail price before 2021 would be an enormous pain in the ass.

[@HUYI1]

I think the majority of us are in this situation right now anyways 🤣🤣🤣

[@MsAmberKat]

Yup same here, while I would like to get both the PS5 and Xbox Series X... I'm just gonna wait until next year when there should hopefully be more stock around and less of a hassle.

[@padillaphile]

Same, I considered getting a PS5 this year, but decided not to because 1. I have both a Switch and 3DS and would like to get more games for those first and 2. I’d want to wait for the PS5’s price to drop.

[@slacktivism05]

4:20 for Scott to destroy the Switch with a bat

[@arv584]

thanks

[@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers]

Actualy according to his behind the scenes video on his second channel for a split second u will noticed that he replaced his real switch with a cup and paper that had his switch on it then after hitting it brought back the dock only ans then masked the cup

[@slacktivism05]

@@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers Yee that's why I timestampped it, I didn't even know it was hit by a bat personally. I taught it just exploded lol

[@darthhull85]

I’m glad I have photos of me when I’ve gotten every PlayStation. From 96-2021 it’s cool to see me excited every time

[@WoddCar]

Console: launches Scalpers selling a ps5 for $5,000: stonks

[@lwfilms207]

Scalpers buying a PS5 for $5,000 and reselling it for $10,000: Ultra Stonks

[@Lucasio1209]

Hate scalpers man, they’re the one thing keeping me from my beloved Demon’s Souls. Also money.

[@epicxx7699]

@@lwfilms207 buying a 10k ps5 and reselling it for 20k: ultra mega stonks

[@natevemuri9024]

@@epicxx7699 buying a 20k ps5 and selling it for 30k: ultra mega epic stonks

[@HeroOfTheDay16]

@@natevemuri9024 thats... thats literally the exact same amount of profit with more of a risk lol thats not how stonks work

[@schroederreitzel9496]

It’s called the PlayStation 5 because that’s the amount of years it takes to get ahold of it

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

It’s also the amount of new games it will have.

[@VForceWave]

@@ireplytoeverything3122 More than I was expecting to be honest.

[@DumDoDoor]

It's also called PS5 since you can count up to five fingers in one hand.

[@redwidow1358]

Maybe by the time I can get a PS5, the PS5 Slim will exist and I will actually have room for one

[@acmiguens]

@@redwidow1358 The Slim will still be larger than the average piano though

[@svenolson7784]

Best channel on KZbin. And one of the best "shows" I ever seen. Its so authentic. The editing, the writing, Scott's acting 👌👌👌👌 you're a natural talent bro.

[@EzioHanitore]

"Theres a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow" I swear Scott's comedy is subtle genius this man would make SNL a million times better

[@Mark---W]

One thing we can agree that is Microsoft needs to work on their naming.

[@devindykstra]

There's a rumor that the names are terrible because they want people to just call it an "Xbox" and not think of the generation. That's stupid.

[@MANOFGOD9000]

SERIOUSLY!! The 360 was fine but after that...

[@MarcusFar]

Call the next one Xbox 599

[@catriamflockentanz]

@@MarcusFar I wouldn't be surprised if they called their next system "XboX"...

[@KyeThePie]

@@catriamflockentanz just calls it eXbox or some dumb shit like that

[@nunga9803]

Bruh Scott Could Talk About a Fly he found on his like...Table or something and I’ll still watch the video.

[@cronkinthehouse]

What would the time limit for you Personally I would watch him talk about a fly for 3 hours before considering stopping the video

[@plague4661]

I’d never stop watching a Scott video prematurely

[@bidinga1480]

Watch out for her

[@foeton8469]

and he would turn it into a comedy skit somehow

[@nunga9803]

@@cronkinthehouse same Tbh 😂

[@RedUmbre]

Scott is such a G, the comedic style and quickness reminds me of Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation in the way that it's distinctly his personality and it's always sincere. Like a really good communicator. He's consistent and shit it's like such a refined thing artists like that are rare.

[@fandasvetlo]

"What if I wanna play dress up and put the console back in the box, just for fun?" And here was I thinking I was the only one doing that!

[@minerbloxer6471]

Hey where do you shop for games at? Europeans: “game”

[@EBlade3529]

game imo is like the european equivalent of gamestop

[@ReeseGhost]

@@EBlade3529 no way dude

[@Wesmoen]

Perhaps in UK? Game isn't that prevalent in EU as you think. Germany and Scandinavia have GameStop. The rest of us made our own version with blackjack and hookers!

[@HeliosimWorld]

I mostly use Amazon while looking for new games

[@mrbeckegruvan16]

@@Wesmoen Scandinavia used to have both Game and Gamestop and now we have neither.

[@demondton96]

"it's a big deal when you finally get a new PlayStation or a new Xbox" *Shows KNACK* Ah yes, the pinnacle of games

[@AubreyDaGal]

Knack is trash. BUT KNACK 2 ON THE OTHER HAND-

[@closettweeb2127]

KNACK 2 BABYYYYY

[@willsales8566]

HERE COMES THE MONEYYY

[@joaoassumpcao3347]

Knack HD. OK, Reggie? Knack HD.

[@theend-bk4eo]

bugsnax tho

[@matthewweatherhogg4964]

3:42 nice sync

[@Jeff-fr7ls]

12:12 okay cool, its not just me that saves the packaging

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

"This guy bought a Wii U at launch , move over jesus " - Scott

[@lwfilms207]

As the Bible says, “For God so loved the world that he gave every human being a 32GB Wii U Deluxe Set”

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

@@lwfilms207and Then the Wii U got crucified to die for Nintendo's sins .

[@jasonsorin1021]

And after 3 days, the Switch rose from the cave and ascended to heaven.

[@MichaelVickers2007]

@@jasonsorin1021 the grave but ok

[@megadude5662]

Tbh i didn't even know the wii u existed until i played bayonetta for free on xbox one and wantwd to play the 2nd one.

[@hexywesky]

Every time Scott says “It’s fine” 1% of my childhood trauma magically heals

[@jadonsmine1877]

To me, his description of console launches is basically me just buying a console whenever. He really described me getting any console at any point in time.

[@theshauntisreads732]

It's been SO long since I've come to youtube and seen such genuine, charming, and quite entertaining content in a VERY long time. Watching you I feel like im back in the hayday of youtube all over again. I've seen you channel on the ride for a while and I want nothing but the best for you mate. Cheers and good luck on your journey. Thanks for the vids I love to them all

[@CountYourDaysCandyCadet]

"Looks like Nintendo is proudly showing off a squirrel that it killed in my backyard" Is Nintendo a cat?

[@techissus7449]

More like *a killer queen eating spaghetti*

[@TheDatabaseNetwork]

I mean we got cat power-ups in Super Mario 3D World...sooo yeah.

[@MimiCupcakeDean]

..... catboy nintendo

[@gabeskai]

Given how Nintendo tends to do whatever they want, whether that be for or against our own detriment but we still can't help but adore them.... Yeah a cat would be pretty accurate.

[@techissus7449]

@@MimiCupcakeDean trans catboy Nintendo

[@vargasbrothers23]

Ps5: exists Scalpers: “I’m about to ruin this mans whole stock.”

[@alexjackyperson101]

Scalpers should go to the dumb hole

[@PANZERFAUST90]

PS5*

[@geraldnt]

@@alexjackyperson101 no. worse.

[@Steamlazer]

@@alexjackyperson101 I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's not enough. They need to go to the poo-poo hole

[@Steamlazer]

@J-star exactly. Make sure they wasted all their money

[@ikey04]

Yes. Walgreens. The best place to buy anything gaming.

[@kkkwasi]

4:16 this is my favourite part

[@ssmmmfeaa8657]

You know what’s more exciting than a new console releasing? A new Scott the Woz video.

[@DumDoDoor]

Now we gotta wait for 5 years for a new Scott video

[@SausageFingers420]

That's how you get pinkeye.

[@kirin1230]

@@DumDoDoor More like 5 days. It's scary how his videos are of such high quality even with the very frequent upload schedule.

[@matthewmcfadden4178]

Scott you had the chance to call the news channel “Wozniak news”.

[@cadile3]

Good reference

[@MichaelTurner856]

Yes

[@ToastmanTom]

“WiiU Discs are oddly soft.” FINALLY, SOMEBODY SAID IT.

[@AngeriotDimoc]

I forget how many times I’ve watched this video cause I do love hearing people like Scott himself talk about stuff like console launches. -and I’m happy to finally have both the Playstation 5 and Xbox Series X in my hands.

[@junkcodes]

Don't know why, but it's starting to feel like Scott's style is evolving a little. Not in a bad way, it's still definitely a Scott video, but he's starting to put a lot more effort into his skits, while still keeping the videos informative. I really like it!

[@RareHandle]

POV: you’re at home wishing you could afford the new consoles

[@MaverickMcComas]

I can afford one, just can’t get my hands on one.

[@frozyre7854]

I'm at home flexing my nearly 1,000 Steam game library, bruh. A new computer upgrade that'd play everything would blow the excitement of getting a new console out of the water.

[@TenshiiNight]

I have the money just no stock

[@numa2k147]

I have nevee brought a console at launch. I'm 31 and I've have all of them except the OG Xbox. I can wait for the PS5 no biggie.

[@TheRawyan]

We all can afford it but we can’t find them

[@sumpysumpy3077]

Scott is the only channel on youtube I give a like on every video that comes out ! He's content is just so damn good !

[@galaxy_playz7424]

When he said “and then now where’s a picture of me and my dad” he sounded so sad 😞

[@JoSephGD]

"Oh and there's also a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow." *80% of our forces have been wiped out!*

[@Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-]

“Operation Big Wave is washed out...”

[@WasItSky]

@@Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard- fruity

[@LittleLexi24]

@@Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard- Sonic Forces reference

[@Wafflyy]

Bruh

[@sethfeldpausch4337]

Scott has the best sense of humor on KZbin, there isn’t anything quite like it. He could literally make a video about anything and it would still have me in tears laughing😂

[@underscoremystik]

the left shoulder button

[@waluigi3515]

He sure does have a unique style of humor.

[@Chad_Eldridge]

@@underscoremystik I predicted someone would say that, and I was right. Do I get a reward now?

[@ryanlevis7532]

"There's a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow" As an Iowan this is relatable

[@twilighttoast01]

Your videos are the main thing keeping me going during this PS5-less time. Thank you Scott