Constantine and Dresden walk into a bar?

Levi tells a joke? #constantine #dc #dresdenfiles Villain pub inspired by @HowItShouldHaveEnded
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[@qwot1]

Can you all imagine how fast Voldemort ran out of the pub when he saw those two walk in?

[@TheBigbum1974]

"Out the door or through the windows. I don't care just outta the way!"

[@bcfb21]

Voldemort running for the hills: “nope nope nope! Not dealing with this again!!!!!”

[@brianroberts783]

The dude's whole thing is having the opposite of a death wish, so he's definitely out!

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

Walk? That man Avadakadavra’d himself

[@samuelmellars7855]

It's a no-magic zone, but he moved so fast everyone thought he managed to Apparate outta there

[@valritz1489]

"I'm sorry, but if you look in your insurance policy, we don't cover acts of God." "But it was two f%&*ing wizards!" "Whatever it was that diverted Harry Dresden from Mac's and John Constantine from his own suffering, it had to have been some flavor of god."

[@grogvaughan5649]

They were invited by Lucifer Morningstar....

[@jman5949]

"Have you upset Yahweh, Odin, Hades, or Mab lately? "

[@nikespen768]

So you are saying Palpy would be uninsured if Loki trashes his bar?

[@valritz1489]

@@nikespen768 Eh, that's a pretty puny god, we might be able to get Loki classified as a trickster spirit.

[@melsuzhen]

This comment is pure perfection!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@johnballard3403]

Levi: It's not a joke. Me: Ooooh, how good is their fire insurance? Levi: Villain Pub Me: Clearly not good enough.

[@meganofsherwood3665]

Now I desperately want a Villain-Pub crossover!😂

[@wolfpreist]

The pub was on fire, and it wasn't Dresden's fault.

[@Chokah]

I find myself wondering if Mouse or Monkey Voltron was involved...

[@lordofuzkulak8308]

“Of course the pub is on fire. _sigh_ Okay first things first Palpy, I know you’re going to get a big payout from your insurance company, but I strongly advise you against using it to finance the building of a second Death Star.“

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

Second? I thought we were in double digits by now…

[@renedereus1877]

Palpatine : ahem. *hits play button on radio* 'Fuck you, i won't do what you tell me'

[@NickJohnCoop]

Both of them would probably get on well together. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if Constantine made pass at Dresden.

[@calvinwarlick8533]

Nah, Harry would hate John. See, Johnny boy is the type who sacrifices people to demon, and Harry is the guy who shoots those guys. Wouldn't work out so well.

[@TheBigbum1974]

Depends what they were teaming up against?

[@massgunner4152]

​@@calvinwarlick8533So Harry would have a breakdown seeing trigon lighting Jhon's cigars?

[@calvinwarlick8533]

@@massgunner4152 Nah, people working with demons is old hat for him. Just means John is about to have a bad day.

[@valritz1489]

The very definition of getting along like a house on fire.

[@dragonsword7370]

My first response as a punch line. "Gentleman sorcerer and wizard, I can't serve you. Only because I can't afford the fire insurance. You can buy but you have to drink across the street."

[@jameskaazaeros7087]

Now I need a proper HISHE crossover with animated John talking to palps.

[@jman5949]

Wouldn't Palps kick John Constantine out? The whole antihero thing.

[@meganofsherwood3665]

Yes, yes, YES

[@tesseracttitan6445]

That’s probably how it got set on fire

[@joeydaniels02]

But hishe wont because they have a policy of not excepting requests except when they ask

[@owlsayssouth]

Honestly they both probably have vip memberships to the villain pub, if Palpatine listened to ole john marcone.

[@michaeldaniels642]

You think old Palps listens to anyone?

[@AfroManny15]

I swear the moment he asked what bar, villain pub was the first thing to come to mind and you legends did it!

[@acolyte06312]

Palpatine is about to lose his shit. Those two are walking catastrophes in the running.

[@savingpyro]

Me*Seeing the title of the video*: I hope they have fire insurance.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@illdecidelater723]

Never clicked on a video so fast. Anything involving dresden OR Constantine is bound to be gold, but both? Perfection. Edited after watching, i was right, those 2 together could have so much potential

[@drhelpmeplease4372]

Let me guess the bar burned down less than 3 minutes after they set foot in it

[@silverwolf251]

Giving those two a lot of credit, I personally would go closer to one before Constantine started something.

[@arran4285]

@@silverwolf251 Or it thank to the lights and stuff setting itself on fire

[@TheBigbum1974]

Dresden insists it wasn't his fault. Constantine meanwhile looks me in the eye, claims responsibility, and hints he will do it again if I don't stop bothering him.

[@GokyTakal]

Yes! Crossover with villain pub! Yes! I want to see Levi’s reaction to Jaws!

[@mman2052]

I wanna see Harry's reaction to JAWS

[@awolf876]

The acting from both of you is fantastic. Love how serious Levi is John believing it’s a joke, the half serious smile and John’s face drop… well done! 😂😂😂

[@FenrirEX]

The pub was on fire. And it was absolutely Dresden’s fault.

[@bladeofakira]

Oh the evil laughter that came out of me when you said villain pub... My wife thought I was crazy

[@HurrikanEagle]

The end though. The second time levi said it, I was thinking "and now the bar is on fire" so that ending.......... just perfect.

[@reginarainer9740]

Omg I would LOVE to see how THAT meeting took place. Napa did come up with a great punchline.

[@BaronRathorne]

I have been waiting for a Dresden or Constantine walk into Villain Pub crossover, and you gave me both. *grabs marshmallows*

[@MitchellTF]

"John Constantine and Harry Dresden walk into a bar. Their sidekicks remembered to duck."

[@awolf876]

When the bars on fire and all the technology goes down… 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@unclechair2208]

I expected a twist but not one like this, absolute gold

[@WEKM]

"Of course the pub is on fire." 🤣

[@Midnightgamer00]

You know Hal saw them coming and knew it would be entertaining to let them walk right in

[@mman2052]

No more like Hal imploded the moment Dresden got withing 20 feet of the bar

[@Avigorus]

Constantine and Dresden walked into a bar. "Whoops, my bad!" Gandalf apologizes as he moves his staff from the doorway.

[@meganofsherwood3665]

Nice! 😂

[@TheBigbum1974]

1) "Yeah I know you pay for the best Acmesurance, but if you think this doesn't fall under acts of God..." 2) And there were no survivors. Is my punchline to the joke because in Levi's reality there were a few left to file claims. 3) After the team up both wizards complain about the "American Wannabe/British Chimney" they were forced to work with.

[@frantisekvrana3902]

It doesn't. A wizard did it.

[@johnballard3403]

@@frantisekvrana3902 Given the winter knight mantel, Dresden could hyper technically be categorized as a force of nature.

[@endelosecosplay1302]

I am sure I am not the only one who wants to see this from the Villain Pubs side from when they walk in to the ends with Palpatine being on some other villain's cellphone (Loki?? He has one in the comics he steals from Tony Stark) yelling at John in the Villain Pub's parking lot. I am also betting they didn't get their fire insurance renewed recently with their newest contract with Villain Support.

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

Anyone else just running mental simulations to decide which version of each one would pair up for the most hilarious results?

[@Zeknif1]

Palpatine is gonna be pissed.

[@jotheunissen9274]

Not as pissed as Bowser and Thanos They'll have to clean that up

[@jackhutton5078]

To scared to be pissed

[@Sovreign071]

I've been hoping to get a deathbattle of this! But most of Dresden's visual media is... lacking.

[@tetsatou2815]

Which is good, because the Deathbattle stuff is honestly fairly trash.

[@Kaito57]

@@tetsatou2815 Let me guess : you are a Goku fan, aintcha ?

[@tetsatou2815]

@@Kaito57 OG Dragonball Goku, yes, anything past the Piccolo saga, not really. Arale's the OG.

[@Kaito57]

@@tetsatou2815 … Can’t argue with this one lol well said, my good man !

[@burtmillard9196]

Annnnnd there’s the punchline. At John’s expense. Villain Support John, not Constantine John.

[@Malroth00Returns]

No the punchline is on Constantine when Harry torches the Informant he was in the bar looking for in the first place.

[@jasonmerril]

Hey just remember Dresden's line "the building was on fire and it's not my fault" and knowing Constantine it probably wasn't.

[@jasonmerril]

Hell Dresden was probably the voice of reason for a change.

[@shinraset]

You here for the drinks or here for the hell downstairs?

[@channingpappe2876]

HISHE better make that episode!😂 it would be Glorious😭

[@TsusakuCohenat]

When he said, its not a joke, first think that came to my mind was Villain Bar.

[@jadesidhe2634]

Did Vader's life support system survive Harry being that close?

[@jotheunissen9274]

Vader isn't in the Villain Pub If you haven't seen Return of the Jedi SPOILER Vader redeems himself by rescuing Luke by killing Palpatine

[@jadesidhe2634]

@@jotheunissen9274 fair enough. It's been a while since I've seen any villain pub videos

[@tempestflare4339]

Even then if he was there Vader can actually survive without his life support system for at least 12 hours using his hate and anger to fuel him So Vader wouldn't died he would have been severely limited but not dead if the life support system went out

[@jotheunissen9274]

Making your way in the world today Takes everything you've got Taking a break from all your worries Sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away?

[@TheBigbum1974]

Sometimes you gotta go! Gotta get away fromboththoseguyswhojustwalkedinnnnn!

[@ashwolf2006]

Where everybody hates your face Where the villains share your rage

[@jotheunissen9274]

You wanna go where people know People are all the same You wanna go where everybody knows your name

[@JohnnyBoy-wi4kn]

"OK um...I'm going to call them...just to check on them." *ring ring* "Oi!" "Um...is this...the Villain Pub?" "Used to be, problem is not a lot of Villains left. Living ones anyway! Ha!" "So is it safe to assume I'm speaking to John Constint-" "I'm stopping you right there love, because of you say ConstinTEEN I WILL SUMMON LUCY HIMSELF AT YOUR FRONT DOOR AND HAVE THE REST OF YOUR ORGANIZATION LOOKING LIKE IF THE IRA AND GUNPOWDER TREASON MET AND SHAGGED IN PARLIAMENT AND HAD A POST COITAL FIREWORK SHOW!" "That's a very graphic and detailed image in my head now...and I'm assuming I'm speaking to John Constan...last bit pronounced..."tine" pleasedonthurtme!" "Ah you got it right...might do it anyway, for now going to drink myself silly with some angels and demons, have a good one old son." "...Jesus Christ." "Lines still open and no he's not invited."

[@MartinMakes926]

Wait, is no one going to address John's ringtone?

[@MartinMakes926]

Seriously. John's ringtone is from a Wii?

[@LetholdusKaspyr]

"Of course the bar is on fire." Yup...

[@karkosgiehex]

...and the police report stated that Apocalypse got extinguished, Doctor Doom gut turned into a keg of unknown alcohol, Enchantress got Etrigan's number, and Bob from Hydra found Jesus.

[@SuperGamefreak18]

Levi that is so evil of you lol what did John ever do to you for that kinda prank… no I don’t have time to see the list

[@awolf876]

Oh we need to make a list… 😂

[@kt3255]

“What bar?” is also an acceptable punchline for that joke.

[@stevenn1940]

Can we just appreciate that john is officially a mii, having used the wii shop music as his ringtone?

[@aduinoch]

Thus, the Annual Wizard Pub crawl began

[@ravenshrike]

Now wait a minute, the bar being on fire would have been Dresden alone. With Constantine there everything would be on fire including the alcohol and people, except for the bottle that John tucked under his arm before walking out.

[@Malroth00Returns]

The bar is in Latveria and Dr.Doom solves this by just hiring them.

[@ForgottenHonor0]

I sure hope Bartemperor Palpatine has insurance...

[@arturoalcantara6830]

Good Lord, the VP no, everything but that!

[@michaelscott6022]

John Constantine and Harry Dresden walk into a bar. The bar screams in fear and pain and spontaneously combusts. The bartender and patrons are traumatized. John and Harry try the pub the next block over.

[@austinjeffries5741]

Castiel voice : and they drank it.

[@JesusFreak98]

Poor Palpatine lol

[@mastertadakatsu]

Silver lining. He has more money for a new Dearh Star

[@HBHaga]

John Constantine and Harry Dresden walk into a bar. Film at 11.

[@LananeRyuu]

Sooo John has the Wii background as his ringtone? Didn't ecxpect that one.

[@dragonreaper9288]

That came together beautifully!

[@andreamiller3578]

Me cackling like a lunatic at the end. 😂😂😂

[@talieclandestine9155]

Existential Threats: Excellent...I'm no longer sorry. 😂

[@jasonmerril]

Thanks for making my little nerd brain give off the happy chemicals with thoughts of this meeting of the minds!

[@viola_case]

Was not expecting to hear about Villain Pub today.

[@nicholasavasthi9879]

I saw the title of this video and just thought “that poor, poor bar”

[@Devlerbat]

I thought of the Bar With No Doors at first even though you can't actually walk into that one.

[@Time.slinger_]

When you said villain pub as the one from How it should have Ended

[@williamklemp3764]

Well, at least it wasnt Macs place...old dude is scary as hell 😂

[@markwolfe947]

That got real serious real fast.

[@BronoFWelz]

🎶Sometime you want to go Where everyone hates your face🎵

[@CptPhilippnes]

Punchline: And they said "ow".

[@RoderickEtheria]

Constantine and Dresden walk into a bar. What bar? Indeed.

[@soulzer1912]

The bar Is only on fire!?!?! After a minute of them BOTH walking into it?!?!! Also someone was still alive/corporeal and sane enough to call it in???!!!???? HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@graywolfdracon]

So hear me out on this. Constantine decides to go around messing with magical people from various realities. Doesn't kill them just meses with them.

[@wyvern723]

Somebody's getting shoved into the shark tank.

[@jaded_gerManic]

And it wasn't my fault! LOL, this time 🤣

[@torav8343]

Oh god not the villain pub palpatine is gonna be pissed

[@stephonmanny7555]

Their so screwed 😂

[@AlternetRedSkys]

Ah the old Wii menu theme.

[@CitanulsPumpkin]

Is this a crossover with How It Should Have Ended? Should we be watching out for any upcoming animated shorts with Palpatine getting snippy on the phone with John and Nappa?

[@meganofsherwood3665]

Yes! Please!

[@Shearper2]

I expected the punchline to have been, either they said ow, or the bar did

[@absolutegaming4067]

Is no one going to talk about the the Wii theme as his ringtone😂

[@theviking1359]

We sssooo need that crossover

[@Micheal_Mayor7592]

When you say "villain pub" are you quoting hishe's villain pub, or just generalized?

[@mman2052]

Looks like Harry's burning down building streak is over. I then feel like John would just explore around Chicago with Harry and like well mate I'm here let's go I heard there was a foxy lady named Lara around

[@mman2052]

Also not to add my own comment but why do I imagine that John would love to deal with Harry's versions of angels more than his own

[@jasonmac8677]

Palpatine screams, "Get to the choppa!!!"

[@sumomo2236]

Your expression only adds to the punch line perfectly. XD

[@wyldfiregames]

Constantine and Dresden walk into a bar. You think Dresden would have ducked.

[@AgentXA564]

At least it isn't the Salty Spitoon.

[@Gramakin]

And Mac taps the sign.

[@LairdErnst]

My first assumption that, whether a joke or real, is that no matter what the bar is going to be on fire. It’s just their default setting to burn something down.

[@cooldemon5545]

HISHE?

[@26th_Primarch]

Yes

[@strifenineteen]

Only one I know of

[@awolf876]

Yes!

[@lordofuzkulak8308]

Anyone else want to see John animated in an episode of HISHE’s Villain Pub series now? 😆

[@awolf876]

@@lordofuzkulak8308yes, that would be amazing

[@mattwhite3608]

Lmfao 😂😂😂 this is just what I needed

[@jamesbailey4304]

"John Constantine and Harry Dresden walk into a bar. As they enter, everybody is already panicking and running out. Harry says, 'Where's the fire?' Constantine says 'Knowing your luck, five minutes from now and one of them's a psychic.'"

[@bryantaylor948]

just imagine if the whinchesters alsi joined in on the fun

[@melsuzhen]

The bar is on fire!!!

[@skirk248]

Merlin just walked right through the bar. Kinda embarrassing for John and Dresden

[@kemix1006]

And then everyone died. The end.

[@heatherweir8726]

This is the fastest I've clicked on one if these video's

[@Bulldrek]

Villain Pub? The one from HISHE? Hah!

[@piercelindenberg6842]

Great, now Palpatine has to pay off the pub’s insurance in addition to two Death Stars, a Starkiller Base, a fleet of Xyston-class Star Destroyers, AND compensation to the rest of the galaxy.

[@awolf876]

John already denied Palps insurance payout for the Death Star. That’s what happens when you refuse the recommended port covers 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@piercelindenberg6842]

@@awolf876 I saw that video too

[@kriegerh]

Emperor palpatine is gonna have to close the bar for a while.........for as long as it takes for janitor thanos to clean this mess up. If he's still alive that is😅

[@TJCID22]

Nanappa isn't in stereo anymore. Did the fusion fail or does this take place before the fusion?

[@MrrR-iw2iv]

at least it wasnt the Hellfire Club

[@der_benson4478]

Depending on which books' Dresden walked in, the VP might actually turned into exactly that...