Construction Site Jokes and Humour!

[@ZTenski]

There's an american, an Englishman, and a newfie working on a site as ironworkers. Every day at noon, they'd open the lunches their wives packed for them and sit on an I beam on the 40th floor to have a bite to eat. One day, the american slammed his lunch pail shut and exclaimed "she knows I hate tuna, but she packs it every day, fer sure. If I get tuna tomorrow, I'm gonna take a leap." The Englishman opens his lunchpail and exclaims " oi, bloody Ham and cheese. She knows I cawnt stomach it. If I get Ham and cheese tomorrow, I'll join you mate." The newfie opens his, takes a peek inside, and tosses it over the edge. "Lard knows what I think aboot beef stew. If I get it tomorrow I'll be stepping off as well, by the by." Well, the next day comes and tragedy strikes at the site. All three workers plumetted to their deaths. The investigation turned up notes in their lunchpails with the reasons given. Now since they were such good freinds, the funerals were held at the same time in the town's home. The three wives expressed their grief to each other. The american widow sobbed " if I'd known he hated tuna so, I'd have never sent it with him." The English widow wailed "if he'd made his hatred for that blasted Ham and cheese known, I'd have sent him with anything else." The newfie woman, unfazed, said "don'tcha be lookin at me, the dumb bastard packed his own lunch." Ba-dum tss

[@ConstructionFun1]

hahaha. gotta love the Newfies.

[@advancedue476]

Bro we do the half day one all day😂

[@ConstructionFun1]

😂😂

[@aidanw9378]

Poor Bobby is just trying to do his work

[@ConstructionFun1]

Thanks Wendall! We're glad that you liked it!

[@owensherwood8201]

First day of work I was told to go get the “bent string” so we could do a string line around a curve lol also was told to get the plaid spray paint hahha

[@ConstructionFun1]

hahaha. Those are good ones!

[@banzi403]

once had some temps cleaning up an area. Had one come ask me a question about a pile of steel studs. I told him to put the straight ones with drywall stuff and toss out the bent ones. "Which ones are bent?" He rplied. I was speechless

[@Laura-wc5xt]

all good stuff, you need for views......you deserve them.....cheers from Florida

[@thedjmbenga1]

LOL - Basically we are all a bunch of perverted children

[@ConstructionFun1]

hahaha. Yeah that sums it up.

[@banzi403]

how many temps does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he hides in the dark for 8 hours before doing it.

[@matthartford6338]

Hey wanna here my construction joke!?? Sorry, gonna need a few more weeks, still working on it....

[@ConstructionFun1]

Ok, we're waiting!