Contra: Rogue Corps SUCKS!! Worst Game of 2019?!

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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Delrith play one of the WORST Games of 2019! Konami has killed and buried the Contra series with this, then dug it up, spat on it, and put it back into the ground! Our Impressions!
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[@masterchief8402]

Godzilla is approaching the generator, which is losing power because a sample was obtained by a man, not a god, who proceeded to fly off to the right and explode!

[@MisterUnknown707]

BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT!

[@cyphaborg6598]

@@MisterUnknown707 Drop that *DOOOKKAAAAAAY*

[@cryingwithrage]

Godzilla is approaching the Generator, the generator is losing power

[@lappenkind8475]

Hell Yeah dude!

[@thebigw1231]

In FOUR HOURS!!

[@ogthwompy2893]

When OJ got removed from the lobby, they literally lost 33% of the playerbase

[@jreverie7018]

LOL

[@bryant7542]

😂

[@JimA-pp2nu]

"literally" ?

[@TheSectric]

@@JimA-pp2nu lit·er·al·ly /ˈlidərəlē,ˈlitrəlē/ Learn to pronounce adverb in a literal manner or sense; exactly. "the driver took it literally when asked to go straight across the traffic circle"

[@Syphael]

6:48 for context

[@ForcedHandleName]

$50 for a game that looks like a mobile game? No thanks. Thank you, AJ, OJ, and Del, for your sacrifice.

[@HighLanderPonyYT]

Wait, this is 50$? Lol, maaaybe for 10$, even then it'd be a hard sell.

[@greenhead333]

I played the demo for less than 2 minutes, couldn't do it, it looks like shit, plays like shit, it must be a piece of shit

[@hankyboy42594]

Mobile games look like this. Not the other way around

[@TheRealCSH]

It falls under the category "Overpriced" on Crappy Games Wiki.

[@Wahid_on_youtobe]

Well Zelda breath of the wild is also a mobile game release on switch :)

[@chacrawarrior]

In the words of Vito Corleone: "Look how they massacred my boy"

[@jozinek876]

Poor Santino :,(, but in this case, Contra.

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

I still remember first game and how much fun it is

[@thedeepfriar745]

Contra hasn’t been relevant in 20 years this is just proof that it’s dead

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

Azure Neko Contra IS fun EVEN TODAY so don't use WAS. To be honest your comment is complete crap and never been good. It is always shit. Not sure why you wrote that shit comment. How about you go fuck yourself now?

[@thedeepfriar745]

BIGWORM 510 well technically Acclaim divided their assets and rebranded as Activision. But I get your point, it’s how I feel about capcom making more resident evil and Devil May Cry after they fucked Hideki Kamiya.

[@sebastiancintron29]

This game is so bad, gameinformer refused to finish it and post a review. That's how awful it is. Don't give Konami your money, they don't deserve it.

[@halowillneverbegoodagain1868]

Thats even more telling since they also gave Breakpoint a 6.

[@csmead209]

@@halowillneverbegoodagain1868 a 6 means it is poisonous to fun, lower than that is absolutely awful.

[@BigMac87963]

Haven’t heard that since Fallout 76, and we all know how that turned out

[@Nuvendil]

Not often a game gets the unofficial f*** you/10 rating

[@TheObsoletist33]

@@csmead209 A 6 should mean that a game is above average. Almost all games are way overrated. A 7 should mean its great, and 8? Amazing. 9? GTA level, or Red Dead or something. I can't think of any game ever which should have a 10. Perfection? Never.

[@mr.miller6278]

This game seems like one of those wierd arcade games you'd find on game store for the original xbox 360.

[@PAINNN666]

Exactly but hard corps uprising was better

[@ashtongodfrin6999]

Some random mexican That's even being generous. This came from the Xbox, not the Xbox 360

[@jamesbackwardz]

Looks like a Games with Gold free game noone wants

[@thetoondevil]

That was the vibes I had when I saw the trailer. I hope they didn't charge full retail price for this.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Ironically, mexican, the Contra reboot reminds me of Alienation. Even though Alienation is a pretty fun game, it's no Contra. :(

[@plcthelegacy4131]

Contra: A game that is as manly and blood pumping as Terminator. Until it got crushed by an avalanche of stupidity....kinda like Terminator.

[@jozinek876]

Unless the new film compensates Genisys

[@ThatGuy-ky2yf]

@@jozinek876 Unfortunately, I doubt that....

[@SpookyMarine]

Jozinek Probably won’t

[@jozinek876]

@@ThatGuy-ky2yf well, we'll see

[@TheN1ghtwalker]

@@jozinek876 I'm afraid Dark Fuckery will make Genysis look like a masterpiece.

[@romanbellic810]

Scores: OJ: Panda/10 AJ: Nissan/10 Del: low FPS/10

[@ScorpionGaming5]

This comment: 10/10

[@war4nl1]

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[@ArchieGamez]

Four hours/10

[@captainbuzzkill4658]

Shut it nerds. Move along...

[@GGamersUnited]

@@captainbuzzkill4658 you're such a buzzkiller bro....oh, wait!

[@ScorpionGaming5]

I still can't comprehend how this game was released and created for 2019...

[@emilbrandwyne5747]

not all companies have a big budget

[@NikoD239]

@@emilbrandwyne5747 Especially konami.

[@ScorpionGaming5]

@@emilbrandwyne5747 And not all games require a big budget to at least function correctly and look somewhat appealing lmao

[@King-zx4qr]

This game really makes me sad considering that if Hideo Kojima had even TOUCHED this game with ONE FINGER, it would have been great. Konami really fucked up.

[@DrWub]

I mean Konami probably makes millions a year from slot machines but gives their devs no budget. They probably don't care about games anymore and just put games out from time to time to make a quick buck.

[@Feskprins]

This looks like a mobile port. I'm actually convinced this is a mobile port.

[@RokuroCarisu]

More like it was designed with an eventual mobile release in mind.

[@Xetelian]

@@RokuroCarisu I have to 100% agree with both of you. This game looks like something I'd play on an iphone 6.

[@JustinJTime]

Well it let's you play as a panda and lots of mobile games come from China, as well as pandas, so yeah.

[@RokuroCarisu]

@@JustinJTime Stereotyping, much?

[@iantrolington6594]

@@RokuroCarisu You don't know what stereotyping means, do you? It is a fact Pandas reside in Asia; it is a fact the biggest market for mobile games is China. Educate, not much?

[@Moses_PT]

The fourth player was most likely Jim Sterling. XD

[@mojo_joju]

(Jim sterling screaming in the distance)

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

Capcom: We're actually giving love and care to our beloved franchises again! What about you, Konami? Konami: *repeatedly bangs its head against the wall*

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

Konami left the chat in 2004.

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@longdirtytoenails1076 2010

[@brakhai5605]

Did you actually see camera footage from some of their events? This is too accurate.

[@tedfast5162]

street fighter v

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

@@crazyluigi6664 Outside of Mgs Konami died in 2004,They kept putting trash overused Kojima and never hired new talent.

[@johnoneil9188]

Like a posh British guy in a tophat once said "FucKonami"

[@SPM0717]

Posh? You're clearly not English.

[@johnoneil9188]

@@SPM0717 I am indeed not English

[@VikingBadass94]

I do believe you are referring to the fine gentleman, known only as Jim Sterling.

[@absoluteunit6957]

Jim sterling the jimquisitor of the jimquisition

[@VikingBadass94]

@@absoluteunit6957 NO ONE EXPECTS THE JIMQUISITION

[@achabotte]

contra released in 1987. 30 years ago, this game can't even compete with a 30 year old game

[@Choteron3]

Anthem Ghost Recon Crackdown 3 Contra Wolfenstein Young Blood Sports games (Madden, Fifa, Nba 2k) Damn, this year will be hard to pick the worst game.

[@matthewmills5786]

Fallout was last year

[@Choteron3]

@@matthewmills5786 yes my bad 😅

[@m.a.k.dynasty4504]

Ghost Recon should not be on that list.

[@ofearghailthefearless6481]

Matthew Mills I’d still put it on the list

[@ofearghailthefearless6481]

M.A.K. Dynasty you’re right, it shouldn’t be....but unfortunately it is...because Ubisoft done fucked up

[@kaneo1]

8th gen. The time when the big companies make the most idiotic decisions, double down on them, and blame customers when they get called on it.

[@roadhouse7597]

2:20 That stupidity is the equivalent of the electric fence in Ride to Hell: Retribution. Y'all remember that?

[@King_Luigi]

"Veer off to the right.. and *_explode!"_*

[@Nuvendil]

NOT THE FENCE!

[@tchitchouan]

I do

[@psbox362]

I try not to.

[@CaliberStone]

In the immortal words of Jim Sterling, “No money, no effort, no talent!”

[@swaggycombos4078]

Who?

[@amit_patel654]

I played the demo and I can't believe they're charging $40 for this

[@karandev9316]

Seriously? I thought it was a free to play game. 😂

[@amit_patel654]

@@karandev9316 lmao I wish! I've seen mobile games look better

[@stevec4709]

If you want an actually good 2019 Contra game, play Blazing Chrome.

[@vidaheeho]

Thanks a lot for that recommendation man.

[@kerbal666]

@@vidaheeho Yeah its good

[@linhza501]

Also Valfaris looks pretty good as well. Just released a day ago.

[@CriKnight]

Or Valfaris.

[@ionseven]

Valfaris

[@Cxdfc]

3:57 YEA GOTTA HAVE MUSCLES ON YOUR MUSCLES YOU GOTTA HAVE MUSCLES ON YA EYEBALLS!

[@sanfransiscon]

How tough am I? I played this game! ...without any milk.

[@dunkanbulk14]

ew

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@dunkanbulk14 Someone doesn't get the reference.

[@dunkanbulk14]

@@crazyluigi6664 isn't that spongebob's reaction?

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@dunkanbulk14 Bingo! ;D

[@SirAthiro]

Me: "Should I play this game?" AJS: "Hell yeah, dude!" Also me: "Isn't that a quote from that really awful game?" Also AJS: "Hell yeah, dude!" Me again: "O-oh..." AJS again: "Hell yeah, dude!"

[@King_Luigi]

AJS: ... (Randomly pukes, then goes back to yelling)

[@jozinek876]

@@King_Luigi "Keep it up, sis!!!"

[@fabiancino.]

Nice contender for worst of 2019 👌

[@KaiserAfini]

EA: Is that a challenge? Activision: I have yet begun to compete ! 2K: Hey ! I worked hard on my cassino simulator, I even added some sports games snippets here and there.

[@ArchieGamez]

@@KaiserAfini Konami: PACHINKOSSSSSSSSS

[@songohan3321]

Did the original Contra have any misspellings?

[@davidmercado8914]

Just wait for death stranding...

[@-Trauma.]

@@davidmercado8914 you think it's going to be bad?

[@Davidofthelost]

I’ve never played Contra. But even to me this feels wrong. Feels more like a cheap Arcade game from Xbox 360 I’d skip over to look for good games and any DLC back when things where sane. Wish I was back in that timeline.

[@jacobleake5252]

Is that not one of the generic enemies from DOOM at 13:25? 😂

[@lehran2516]

The best thing that can happen to Konami ips at this point is the death of Konami.

[@psbox362]

Seriously. Just sell off the IPs if you're going to waste everyone's time like this. At least that way, we may actually see Silent Hill in a form that doesn't involve pachinko machines.

[@sebastianramirez9090]

Konami cant do good games anymore it seems, RIP Every game license they own

[@BigMac87963]

Sebastian Ramirez Yep unfortunately. I wish Kojima left with some

[@morriganrenfield8240]

@@BigMac87963 they need to go publisher route. They suck.

[@nameless-user]

@@morriganrenfield8240 They need to go bankrupt route. Look at what they do to their employees, to their own projects. They're the fucking _yakuza_ in their behaviour; not even the cool kind like in the Yakuza games, but more like a corrupt and spiteful gang that takes pleasure in torturing those they perceive to have been wronged by. EA wishes they were this bad.

[@flipcamgamer]

They still haven’t killed Castlevania but god only knows that it’s only a matter of time before Konami decides to murder that franchise too.

[@KizaruB]

You got Capcom reinvigorating their old franchises while Konami is over here screwing everything up

[@neildrunkmaam7040]

What is Next? Castlevania? Silent Hill?

[@MegaDman16]

Fuck the marines.

[@babablacksheep3950]

@@neildrunkmaam7040 Suikoden mobile re-release with all 108 characters locked behind paywall.

[@adrianjuarez8079]

MegaDman16 lol what explain.

[@MegaDman16]

@@adrianjuarez8079 just poking fun at his profile picture.

[@Shaggg504]

They should make a Metal Slug game and show em how it's done

[@EpicLebaneseNerd]

did u see blazing chrome ?

[@jeremyroberts8822]

Rami Al Ahmad blazing chrome is awesome!

[@awaister]

SNK are getting their shit together so most likely it will happen, Metal Slug is one of their biggest properties, they already did Samurai shodown justice if they can do the same with KOF IV and this time have better graphics along with better character design and make a good metal slug game, they will be on top again

[@NathanCassidy721]

Metal Slug is SNK, not Konami. SNK has gone down the same path without pissing people off. That’s what happens when you actually care

[@jeremyroberts8822]

Nathan Cassidy SNK seems like they might be having a bit of resurgence. They just had that new samurai showdown come out and it seemed to be recurved very well and now they have a new king of fighters coming out as well.

[@KittStargazer]

The Skeleton Boss makes me think of Doom's Revenants...

[@fartherdude5062]

2:23 IM DYING HAHAHA other Joe’s Reaction “oh my goddd” AHHAHHA

[@whitescarver]

100% was a mobile game they thought they could pass off as a console game. This looks embarrassing even under indie standards.

[@bootsgames8316]

crying with laughter when Joe's guy does the crossed eyed finishing move

[@MediaRebel]

so its between Contra and Driving dangerously for worst game of 2019 lol

[@sosamanotf642]

MRP Media Rebel Productions WWE 2K20

[@WH250398]

Pretty sure Dangerous Driving was last year

[@Reznor440]

And GR Breakpoint

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

How can you forget breakpoint?

[@shreknayshun1018]

@@IskenderCaglarM41B441 Breakpoint is bad but not terrible. Probably enough for like a #10 placement, not a #1 placement

[@robertsides3626]

0:02 Contra Rogue Corps: The Phantom YEET

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

You bess get!

[@Resecupss]

Angry Joe: *criticizes new Contra game* Angry Army: *WAY TO GO! YOU TOOK HIM APART*

[@NeroSpirito444]

Hell yeah,Dude!

[@DGiovanni]

Totally radical! **BARF**

[@PinkMawile]

So they saw Borderlands and thought "Oh man the kids love wacky swear words and guns!"

[@fulcrum6760]

Pinku Mawile And they missed the point of what made Borderlands good in the first place!

[@justcam8453]

"Good Job sis!" "Thanks Dude!"

[@leonkennedy4936]

Damn those girls suck. I don't know how I made it through that game.

[@kairiismylive]

I remeber contra on nes and this one really insulted me.

[@CallForGrandPappy]

The only person I feel bad for in Konami is Nakazato, dude was pretty much forced to fuck up his own franchise by Konami. The last silent hill game is damn near exactly like this.

[@lakeitonmcgeejr.6752]

Go home Contra, you're drunk.

[@serineri4846]

Del : OJ you stole my heart! OJ: you're welcome! Del in his mind "no, not that heart!" lol

[@murfeel1173]

OJ why are you NAKED?! *stares* *keep staring*

[@King_Luigi]

@@murfeel1173 Narrator: "That was when things began changing for Del..."

[@ucci4life1983]

Meanwhile steel Mantis an unknown developer released 'Valfaris' which is a masterpiece!

[@Y0G0FU]

Valfaris already released? Wasnt that scheduled for late 2020?

[@Isnogood12]

@@Y0G0FU Came out today.

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

@@Isnogood12 What country?Not in America

[@Isnogood12]

@@longdirtytoenails1076 Playing it currently, so NYEEEH for you!

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

@@Isnogood12 All you're playing is a Contra reskin.

[@stanwatcham3881]

The part when AJ goes cross eyed makes me laugh so hard! 😂

[@Timothy9327]

Blizzard VS KONAMI Who's gonna win?

[@benjaminloken1999]

Blizzard obviously.... thanks to the global mess up

[@steelionknight3949]

China...

[@yarp1246]

These are the worst graphics I have ever seen for a 2019 game.

[@supersmashbro596]

extra depressing, as contra 3 is still a great-looking snes game. konami used to mean something. just... depressing to see how far they have fallen.

[@csmead209]

The new pokémon game isn't out yet.

[@RobotMasterSplash]

I need to play Contra Hard Corps to cleanse my eyes and brain.

[@chiva7240]

Looks like something from 2012

[@radarphaser]

Literally every switch game looks worse tho

[@Mathmachine]

The dialogue in this game is Wolfenstein Young Bloods levels of tryhard cringe.

[@battlion507]

Jeez, what is it with the teen (sometimes female only-oriented) hardcore lingo. At least Cassie Cage and Jacqui Briggs from Mortal Kombat X and 11 or the other characters in Watch Dogs 2 are more humble and interesting to hear. Wolfenstein Youngblood Borderlands 3 And this!

[@KaiserAfini]

@@battlion507 "Its how we stay gnarly and appeal to the kids with their hippety hop. Its totally gnarly writing dude ! Its totally righteous, comedic gold, dude ! *makes air guitar noises* " - The writers of those games

[@johnconnorpliskin7184]

I know, and I love it so much.

[@isiahalcindor6278]

@@battlion507 nah borderlands staple has always been cringe humor when they say cringey shit they're saying it ironically you're supposed to be rolling your eyes In wolfenstein that dialogue was unadulterated unironical horse shit

[@Lipidwave]

isiah alcindor Yes Borderlands has that humor but it wasn't as obnoxious as it is in BL3. BL1, BL2, Pre-Sequel, hell even TALES all had some clever writing. But something just feels off about the humor in this one

[@AbMaSync]

16:55 I love Other Joe's reaction there: "...what?"

[@djacob9800]

"Hell yeahhh dude".

[@Deep_Armageddon]

I hope you know what makes this phrase funny...haha

[@djacob9800]

@@Deep_Armageddon Young blood.

[@Deep_Armageddon]

Awesome!

[@lightguard1]

Remember the days, when Contra games were actually good? My favorite was Contra 4 on DS.

[@Deform-2024]

Am I the only one who thinks that the boss fights suspiciously look like the boss fights from Ghostbusters: sanctum of slime?

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Was this game made by the guys who did that Ghostbusters game?

[@MathieuLeblanc1991]

@Fastest Hedgehog The one released at the time of the 2016 film

[@GamingWarlord64]

The second i saw this on E3 I knew this game was going to be fun ro watch get destroyed

[@anthonymini-gun5542]

I won't lie; when I first saw this at E3 I was hyped only because of the fact that it's Contra. I'm a big fan of the series and while it was Konami, which is a big sign of why the game probably sucked, I had hopes for it! I-i am so shocked this was the result....a-at least there's the Contra collection; just get that

[@Jockey107]

I can't fathom why or how you put yourself through this for that long.

[@yuko1227]

@Jockey107 That's why we love him *PAUSE* no homo Let him suffer for us Gamers 😂

[@ramage7646]

Jockey107 Game is actually kinda fun. But its dumb fun. And its not worth $40. And it shouldnt have been released in 2019. It would probably be and hit if released on 2008 era :)

[@auntieartemis]

That giant robot boss thing looked like a rip off of the Revenants from DOOM 2016...

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Epic fail! Big Fuzz ain’t a rip off.

[@Egalia_1]

Oh boy just from the title I know this is going in my rage fueled marathon playlist

[@chuckjose9271]

Awesome contender for Worst Game of 2019 now. even after 2015 Konami has messed up the Contra franchise now. in other words Konami is just as bad as EA

[@weetzcro9661]

only 28 people in the entire world bought this game LMFAO

[@samuelsebriant7438]

what the actual fuck ROFL

[@Y0G0FU]

No. Its just 28 players playes it at once. Maybe it sold a 100 copies.. :P

[@babablacksheep3950]

And all those players are reviewers who got the game free most likely..

[@BrokenOpus]

It’s on PS4 too.

[@jozinek876]

@@Y0G0FU that's still pitiful lol

[@BVargas78]

There were only 8 people on the planet playing Contra Rogue Corps that evening. And 3 of them were AJ, OJ and Del! :)

[@Ar1law]

Proof that "It's fun with friends" Is not an argument for buying a shitty game.

[@psbox362]

@FreeTime Player There's a demo, if you want to hate yourself for playing it.

[@Freedomlander_101]

*AAAAHHH* Nothing better than angry joe playing bad games on KZbin!

[@popajohn24]

How did they even find voice actors for this

[@Mr.Atari2600]

Konami: Silent Hills - "Eh, let's cancel that" Metal Gear Survive - "Metal Gear is a Zombie game right?" Hideo Kojima - "Who is this guy again? just fire him already." Pachinko Machines- "This is the next generation of gaming!" Contra Rogue Corps- "Just rush it out to the shelves & maybe someone might buy it" Castlevania Grimoire of Souls- "Let's make it a Mobile Game!" Turbografx-16 mini - "What's that game called again, uh CastleMania?"

[@alonsoperez3637]

You forgot the terrible Pro Evolution Soccer 2020 Konami brought for PC!

[@Mr.Atari2600]

Never payed attention to Sports games so I didn't know.

[@Nkodtb]

Wow that's sad. Me and my brother grew up with Contra: Hard Corp and it was my shit.

[@Professional--Gamer]

I am about to start eating and it's been 10 minutes I was looking for a good video to watch on KZbin while I eat then a notification pop up of angry Joe angry review ❤️❤️❤️

[@FISHHAZARD]

lol same!

[@KrpticUnknown]

0:02 literally the same move from hunter x hunter when gon kicks pitou into the air lmaoo

[@ManiacX1999]

0:04 Was that a stock sound for a zombie? I know I've heard that *exact* sound byte from a free to play, mobile fps called "Dead Trigger"

[@jakethornton4856]

Ben Affleck looks into Liv Tyler's eyes and says "I wonder if anyone else in the world is playing Contra: Rogue Corps right now." No Ben, no they aren't.

[@blondboozebaron]

At this point in the industry, I'm surprised they don't just put a casino gift card in place of those actual games they used to make back in the day.

[@blackmagician7645]

0:10 Way to go-! You deserve a gold star sticker -and a lollipop! Yaaaay-! Diz-snee Wurll-!

[@SakayaYT]

I love how they think this game deserves a damn season pass. R.I.P. Contra. One more franchies killed of by Konami.

[@rasengdori13]

Konami is killing every single franchise they have. It's actually really sad at this point, as the games themselves aren't even selling well. Pachinko machines are the only things keeping them afloat, but even then they might go bankrupt at this rate.

[@fluffygrey4073]

14:15 "Power of love baby." LOL!

[@crozraven]

For real, remastering Hard Corps Rising or other Contra compilation games would be a cheaper & easier & probably more profitable than making this game. Konami is truly a lost cause at this point.

[@DNB_connoisseur]

Knew this game would be trash ever since it was announced.

[@kaipo09]

Its just a rumor but some are saying that the Contra label was attatched to this game as a way to up sell it and maintain the I.P. Tho the more gameplay I see the more I think of the ghost busters 2016 game.

[@GeorgeNoX]

this is not Contra, just some random game with Contra name slapped on it

[@Toskin]

Where are books? Last time Joe played this game, it was full of books.

[@GuiPaim]

9:14 That was cute man. I always knew you guys were close.

[@zany_zombie7276]

This video played randomly in the background and I couldn't believe this was contra when I looked at the title

[@littleitaly5194]

“6 pack on my eyes duddddde” lmao

[@stephenmoy]

The original Contra game on the NES came out about 31 years ago. The arcade version came out about 32 years ago.

[@perfectlyslicedegg3348]

Did we expect anything good from Konami??

[@jcdentist4204]

Joe i really love how every ad is so absurd and unskippable please put more in

[@TevyaSmolka]

Honestly I am not surprised I knew this game was going to be really bad

[@psbox362]

Yeah, I saw the guys at Cinemassacre talk about the Contra franchise and they were very disappointed with the demo.

[@TevyaSmolka]

@@psbox362 ooh that's cool you got to meet them.

[@psbox362]

@@TevyaSmolka Oh, sorry. I didn't meet them. I meant that they had a video recently were they talked about the Contra series. If they came up to Michigan for whatever reason, I'd like to meet them, but that hasn't happened as far as I know.

[@TevyaSmolka]

@@psbox362 oh gotcha now i understand apology accepted.

[@SilverNightbane]

I could have sworn that this was supposed to be a mobile title that they just lazily ported to PC and current gen consoles.

[@sethpatterson3080]

Joe laughed like Joker at the beginning.

[@Starfals]

I have forgotten how fun it is to match Angry Joe with crappy games lol. :) This almost feels nostalgic and makes me remember Mind Jack and all the other crap he used to play and review haha

[@alesterphoenix]

*Proceeds to play Contra 3 : Alien Wars on the SNES*

[@markbellofatto2061]

So what you're saying is.....I should wait for a price drop.

[@polterghost_]

Remember Metal Slug 3D? This repeats the same mistakes.

[@marclawrence2457]

Smh look at what my favorite game has become 😭😭

[@TheNerdypony]

I was actually considering buying this game for some reason. But thanks AngryJoeShow for saving me money once again!! 👍

[@psbox362]

Spend the money on Indivisible or literally any other game that actually deserves the support.

[@julianx2rl]

This reminds me to frogger 3DS, a Konami classic revived on the newest Nintendo Handheld in a... less than desirable form

[@jackkenny4194]

Seriously though, I would rather play this than ghost recon breakpoint still

[@letteralex]

Me: It's not THAT bad. Del: It's 40 dollars. Me: Ok that's rly bad, probably some indie company got the license for contra and made it. Del: It's developed by Konami. Me: Ok no more excuses, it's a piece of shit.

[@queelude9]

I'm glad i still have memories of Konami in its prime....

[@stevesmith7789]

I miss the silent hill( 1 and 2) and the metal gear solid days.

[@leonkennedy4936]

@@stevesmith7789 so do I. We didn't realize it was like catching lightning in a bottle.

[@Excalibur-je5pk]

Why am I not surprised that's it's Konami

[@Sonsaku_tv]

But where that Ghostbusters remastered review?

[@hewhobattles8869]

"Escape immediately." This is a game that's so bad that it's telling you to escape before it corrupts your soul and kills you