Fast & Furious Crossroads Angry Review

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AngryJoe & JoeDiesel team up to Review a blast from the past, a TERRIBLY BAD Movie-Licensed Game! An old adversary gives life to this Abomination from the Depths of Hell! WIll our Heroes Survive? Find out!
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[@Lazer-bp9lf]

*The game has a short story because they want you to finish the game quickly so that you can spend time with your family.*

[@adnanasif9538]

What about players who have no family. 😢

[@Lazer-bp9lf]

Adnan Asif Then they have to spend time with your pets.

[@Jim-lg8sf]

Adnan Asif they need to make a family

[@0001captainawesome]

It's because of the season pass.

[@artificial_S]

Adnan Asif they’re part of a family, no matter if they don’t have parents or related by blood

[@ObiJakobe]

"we don't need physics, we got family"

[@leetsUpr3m3]

@Rocky Montana "we dont need family, we got breadsticks"

[@isacctavares1368]

Well said sir. Im surprised that line hasn't been said in any of those movies.

[@Leon-mv1bn]

💀💀

[@sivartb7273]

Physics at home:

[@jalisabrown8486]

Lmao

[@leo1]

Remember guys: It`s not about quality, it's about family.

[@Lucios1995]

Breadstick?

[@m1dnight426]

This comment aged well 🤣

[@stupidragerantroastoftakes2981]

@@m1dnight426 Like a fine wine.

[@jaygooese4242]

This game exists (ding!)

[@Silent-Pain.]

Huhu LeondaGarbo 😂😂

[@ramanand5187]

Aj and oj : Uncontrollable laughter Alex: Why are we here? Just to suffer?

[@ElTequilla]

To be fair to Alex, the amount of experience in terrible games these two have is on another level

[@Xander_P.G.K]

Every night... I feel my wallet, when it was full, but now it's empty. You feel it too, don't you??

[@dolabala1755]

@@Xander_P.G.K thats why im a pirate

[@Kaunte]

"I don't even think this game bothered with physics." So it's a faithful adaptation of Fast & Furious then?

[@user-gn6jc2yn9c]

Ride to Hell, you mean?

[@acreppinstp]

@@user-gn6jc2yn9c no he means fast and furious cars falling out of airplanes and landing with no damage

[@palanch89]

Tableaux dont compare this trash to the holy grail of all games...

[@bobbyshewan4229]

palanch89 Ride To Hell or Fast And Furious? Lmao cuz I think we found a new Holy Grail here

[@palanch89]

Bobby Shewan all praise to the tru lord n savior ride to hell with cutting edge technology and graphics mechanics and gameplay ❤️😻😩

[@noice7381]

Some gold old-school Angry Review ingredients here: Movie license game, 4 hours long, and corporate commander. New studio looks great, Joe!

[@OutwardLyric]

He didn't do the deep voice edit though lol

[@Spengey]

FOOUUURRR HOOOUUURS Fly off to the right and EXPLODE Ah, brings me back

[@TheAlienGangster]

We haven’t seen Demon Joe in a while

[@johncam8420]

Kinda sad tho an era of the old home is over :(

[@criznittle968]

all it's missing is LJN

[@RaiderReid]

2/10....wow you are generous.

[@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog]

1/10 like it's cousin ride to hell

[@someclevername8167]

@@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog I still go back and watch that review sometimes. It’s just a work of art, that one

[@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog]

@@someclevername8167 this should have gotten a 1 out of 10 not a 2

[@dorothymartinez2592]

I love this it's hilarious!!:-):-D^3^;^)

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

He gave it a 2 out of 10 because of the music that made him dance.

[@achaerna.6662]

"A couple months ago, he had a slip and fall in a Olive Garden...." Shit, this channel has better writers than most shows on TV. I certainly smile and laugh more often.

[@jeffreygamer32]

Yeah it really does! I wish I started watching Joe's videos a long time ago he is funny as hell especially reviewing bad games like this!

[@OperatorMax1993]

i know right ? also i do miss the days when he was slim and he had a moustache than a beard but i still love his videos and content as always

[@OperatorMax1993]

@@jeffreygamer32 i wish too only discovered him in 2016 or 2017 but, hey, better late than never

[@jeffreygamer32]

@@OperatorMax1993 yup definitely lol

[@OperatorMax1993]

@@jeffreygamer32 lol

[@AE-su4wq]

“The game doesn’t even bother with physics” So it’s very faithful to the films.

[@osman_0394]

Lmao

[@laszlodajka9914]

It is stupid at that. So the same goes in that regard.

[@sidtion]

😂Lol

[@CrazyCracka831]

A Fast and Furious game with no explosions.....sounds logical🤔

[@a.h4224]

@@CrazyCracka831 they need micheal bay for that🤣

[@johnwick3715]

Vin Diesel: How much money can i expect at the end of this? The Company: 5% of the outcome... *Month after the release* The Company: Here you go, the 5% we promised... Vin Diesel: $100?

[@matijabjelic4538]

Thats generous

[@danielsan9850]

Why did this comment make me laugh so hard lol

[@Jay9966]

@Брандон Кeллeр ikr 5% at this point is probably -2000 or something

[@megayikes9716]

*Reality* *moth after the release* The Company: Here is the $20000 bill Vin Diesel: Oh I expected a little more than $20000... *looks that it is him having to pay them $20000* Vin Diesel: wtf? The Company: you getting 5% of our loses.

[@hewhobattles8869]

Be seeing you, John.

[@jbark678]

This review is the best possible outcome for this game.

[@efesezer8206]

exactly

[@Jm-ki4su]

vin diesel is so good at communication, that he's able to jump between two rockets without falling

[@SuperMisteryMan01]

Vin diesel is stronger than the earth’s own gravitational pull

[@alphatrion4365]

Vin Diesel can do anything, cause it's about family.

[@theinsurance2450]

Joe: the game completely ignores physics. Me: well at least the game is accurate to the movies.

[@internetcampbell2267]

Yup........

[@Brandon2940]

Vin Diesel catching a car in mid-air

[@SDMF04]

...your not wrong!

[@koralreef1198]

the insurance it has to because family

[@misterymisterio8778]

Racing a rocket is definitely something the movies would do.

[@matthewcampos2208]

“Fly off to the left and explode” ... _Vietnam flashbacks to Ride To Hell:Retribution_

[@gaminggoof1542]

XD "He parked the wrong way, shoot him"

[@Jukantos]

My thoughts exactly. In the best and worst kind of way.

[@BioTechEntertainment]

hahaha

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

89 dollars what shit

[@CaveyMoth]

Retribution of my FISTS in the developers' FACES!

[@Connor.trashy]

Who would've guessed the ending was foreshadowing Fast and the Furious 9

[@notkimpine]

spoiler alert: roman and tej launched into space in f9!

[@ethanedwards3357]

Do I wanna know where that profile picture's from?

[@mathunit1]

@@ethanedwards3357 So you're in the rabbit hole as well? :3

[@brysonkuervers2570]

What are you talking about. Man was just weary to ask the furry where that pfp was from

[@varialles2164]

22:25 "the visual diarrhea" Is that an "Angry Video Game Nerd" reference?

[@alexeyeliseev6322]

@BlackWatchAmbush actually, there was a Board James (another one of James Rolfe characters) episode called "Loopin' Louie" where they play that game at E3, and Angry Joe makes an appearance at one point. ...I know it's not much, but it's something.

[@kozmnavt5158]

9:32 “Physics, I don’t even think this game bothered with physics” Well atleast they got that accurate to the movies

[@graphicsgod]

Ha!!

[@edgekorn3398]

F A X

[@spadezap9728]

That’s what I thought

[@goldjellyfish2452]

Physics: Dom: I don't need physics , I've got family!

[@Lazer-bp9lf]

Apparently things like physics don't exist in the F&F universe. *But who the fuck needs that, we have FAMILY.*

[@therealMrA]

"Well, this game certainly lives up to its name. It was over fast and left me furious." - A legend during a Steam review

[@waifutrap6236]

Lmao 🤣 such a Underrated comment

[@aszneehitme8691]

I am i the only one who thinks this game looks like asphalt 8

[@soldatdaniels8738]

One of the best brief reviews of all time.

[@soldatdaniels8738]

@@waifutrap6236 Hi Astolfo.....My mind could never make up it's mind about you. One of Japan's most successful creations.

[@waifutrap6236]

@@soldatdaniels8738 😍❣️

[@SirBumRush]

I look forward to shitty games like this. Not to play them of course but to watch a absolute gold mine review from Joe lmao.

[@adventurerretro3766]

It's been nearly 10 years and AngryJoe is stil talking about how awful Sonic free riders is. lol

[@thepassingstatic6268]

Some scars never heal

[@edgekorn3398]

“I don’t even think this game bothered with physics” They don’t have physics,they got family

[@nightruler666]

*Anime intensifies*

[@beetee3278]

It has been a while we've got a proper Angry "ANGRY" review

[@TheAlienGangster]

We did get Predator a few months ago

[@bigzachful]

I guess thats technically a good thing.

[@bigzachful]

Predator is actually fun. Just not worth the price tag.

[@raidengoodman8754]

bigzachful predator lost it’s steam after a few hours of playing

[@ZanmeksArchives]

you forgot TLOU2

[@mike353]

This game was actually fantastic, the best end credits I’ve ever seen.

[@tiffanypascual3952]

I missed the Joe Raging 4 HOURSSSS!!!! so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@PatSr205]

I'm actually impressed Joe got Vin Diesel to come play himself in the skits. That was really cool to see👍

[@Zay-wt6yk]

*B I G G E R*

[@jbiehlable]

@@Zay-wt6yk His character model in The Wheelman was better.....ish.

[@chadcooley7994]

jbiehlable I love Vin diesel wheelman. A lot more enjoyable than this game

[@jbiehlable]

@@chadcooley7994 And man is that sad....not for you of course.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Yeah, Joe's budget is crazy!

[@lewisjasonroxas632]

"You parked in wrong direction!" "Shoot him!" LOL.

[@agrey832]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrieltorres7596]

That's a line that I can imagine hearing it from South Park 🤣

[@Angyali]

@@gabrieltorres7596 In todays madhouse world, I can imagine that even from the cops.

[@adamsnell2088]

@@Angyali Yeah, maybe if you park in the wrong direction pointing a firearm at the cops they'll shoot you. Idiot.

[@jaygooese4242]

In the words of Daffy Duck shoot t h e m now shoot t h e m now but

[@weebvoiceguy474]

"It makes Lawbreakers seem like the most popular game of the year" I'm wheezing xD

[@grumpycat1178]

0/10 Not enough explosions. -*Michael Bay*

[@adlibbed2138]

and ironically, his trailer of NFS The Run looks more grounded in comparison to this game, in fact that trailer was played against everything that made him being infamous of

[@Local_commentor]

That cat picture is more dead than my dog

[@grumpycat1178]

@@Local_commentor How dare you

[@Local_commentor]

@@grumpycat1178 my dog died tho

[@gabbytimpug8399]

@@Local_commentor rip :(

[@themagicman6078]

"He hit his head in an olive garden and now all he remembers is "when you're here, you're family"" super underrated vin diesel dig 🤣

[@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299]

Vin Diesel on twitter later: Why is everyone sending me Olive Garden memes? I don't even like bread sticks! :)

[@_Guts_-ry3pd]

That clip had me rollllling

[@potawatadingdong]

This is the most 2002 game I've seen in 18 years.

[@shawnfields2369]

I'm surprised it didn't come out in 2002... that's probably how long it's been in production. And how bad this franchise has been since then.

[@TangerineWallaby343]

@@shawnfields2369 And there is a 2003 Fast & Furious game developed by Genki for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox, but sadly it was cancelled.

[@mattc2306]

@@TangerineWallaby343 I remember seeing that short trailer back when I had the 2 Fast 2 Furious DVD. Shame that it was cancelled, because that would've been fun to play.

[@xcelron1580]

Probably is from 02 that was in a time capsule and just got minor quality updates.

[@datcat3390]

More like 2011 because it tried to be a NFS The Run Killer.

[@JeremyBX]

“Is That a foukin’ Dinosaur?! AOH SHEEUT, HIT THE NOS” ~Other Joe, 2020

[@shpongle7322]

that shit had me rollin when he starts spinning around lmfao

[@drifterkidz1714]

I guess this review is why we would get a Jurassic Park crossover lol

[@hackingmongoose]

“This car has four slap chops” Im dead 😂

[@swagit4174]

This car has FOUR!! SLAP CHOPS!!. *slow mo* FOOOOOOUR SLAAAP CHOOOPS!!

[@jschools1392]

“Physics? I don’t think this game bothered with physics” In the games defense, neither did the movies haha

[@LeoHeist03]

Soo true

[@aliasno.4andover644]

The Movies were Better?

[@Jargon.5]

@@aliasno.4andover644 not really

[@HeatherJWilburn]

@WiiManElite I don’t know man that yacht from 2 was pretty sketchy it actually makes the new movies look normal

[@MegaBYSON]

XD

[@Achillez098]

Ride to Hell Retribution: "Fly off to the right and explode!" Fast and Furious Crossroads: "Fly off to the LEFT and NOT explode!" Guys they're getting it! Game developers are finally learning to innovate!

[@TheREALHugo4]

Better companies did better racing games

[@dr.arkhamplays7209]

Expectations subverted!

[@maruanopl8756]

Sexplode

[@wu1ming9shi]

god, Ride to hell review was definately one of his best lol. It got me into AJS anyway.

[@Lu-ql]

"Fly off to the right and explode!" is actually a quote from his Sonic Free Riders review. It's hilarious how many shitty games like that mechanic. XD

[@kylewhite9383]

6:24 *Alex facepalms* "It ain't that funny guys..."

[@nour2146]

23:48 well, they ended up going to space

[@93MANIAC]

In a Pontiac Fiero

[@absence9443]

Why does Alex always look like the parent caring for their little Joes?

[@nilugi2556]

Do you think if he has a child he will name it Joe? so we have manys OJ

[@maddragon3076]

@@nilugi2556 little Joe.

[@HappyDude1]

Because He big 😁

[@TheNateaudio]

Someone has to be the straight man. I love Joe and OJs antics, but Alex brings a much needed "adult in the room" vibe when they are going off the rails.

[@hamsters7760]

... man, personally I find Alex frequently the most insightful and reasonable of the three. I love his addition. It's more noticable when they're covering movies though.

[@regalxp8868]

IGN: *“It Makes You Feel Like Family”*

[@RGEGaming16]

IGN: "It has a little something for everyone."

[@elidenzel7202]

IGN: "Like Skyrim with cars"

[@dheemanghoshal2330]

@@RGEGaming16 Rofl the dunkey memes have reached this channel

[@unclephillymya]

IGN: “the introduction of family in this franchise was amazing”

[@unclephillymya]

IGN: too many families

[@nathanielhoban5235]

26:30 AngryJoe got copyrighted thanks a lot KZbin

[@colemims6977]

It's 2021. A new year will make everything better right? 2021: 19:06

[@ThePike220]

this review will generate more revenue than the PC sales of this game lmao.

[@VaidasMaldzius]

its true lmao :D

[@Japaneseanimeguy]

There's far better stuff to spend money on, like hentai, or waiting for Re-Reckoning. Just a couple of weeks to go. Maybe Joe will cover it since he liked the original. In the new year it even gets new content.

[@rhodes9169]

I dunno mate there's some pretty stupid people out there

[@TheWolfDude91]

Trust me, there are enough morons in this world on wich u can make money on... they will buy it

[@wu1ming9shi]

@@Japaneseanimeguy Y-you pay for hentai? Oh, the games. Nevermind.

[@SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm]

This game looks pretty accurate to the movies, senseless monotony that's devoid of logic and physics while Vin Diesel growls at you about family

[@molin1310]

yeah, but at least the movies aren't low budget

[@THENINJAWARRIOR31]

actually made me laugh lol

[@goodnesswhy]

@@molin1310 And each film is cheaper to purchase than this game!

[@adapalis]

@@molin1310 no the movies are just low quality

[@wenbjiang9534]

"cars are faster than missiles"

[@ProfessorGopher2030]

Based on what I saw here, I can conclude that the devs were: -Completely incompetent at everything ever. -Entirely indifferent to the final product. -Scamming the HELL out of their investors and doing an INSANELY good job at it. Or all three.

[@adlibbed2138]

I'll pick the 2nd one because believe me or not these we're the same guys behind Project Cars and NFS Shift series, and how tf this game being such a pile of garbage is still a mystery

[@verifeli]

@@adlibbed2138 Whaaaatt???

[@adlibbed2138]

@@verifeli I wasn't even making this up when I'm saying this, and what's even more ironic the fact that the developers we're also made NFS Shift games, which ironically enough, they're saying that this game was gonna kill NFS which ended up so badly they eventually returned to the EA's slave pit they're belong during the Codemasters buyout, and the game gets delisted 2 years later lol

[@I_am_a_cat_]

I like how everytime joe breaks out laughing, the 3rd guy takes a drink cus he feels awkward not laughing

[@MenelisiDladla]

Can’t believe this game and Ghost of Tsushima are the same price

[@adrianjuarez1162]

Explicit Sage would rather get ghost of Tsushima than this garbage.

[@jackmehoff5541]

Adrian juarez no shit

[@lukecasey2830]

@@adrianjuarez1162 Really? I don't know. Havent made my mind up yet

[@sammckinney7053]

@@adrianjuarez1162 omg no way i think anybody with commob sense wound do the same

[@YaBoiMegatron]

Adrian juarez That’s like saying you would rather get ice cream than day old flavorless oatmeal Of course you would rather get Ghost of Tsushima It’s a no brainer at this point

[@Ivanus59]

"They are prepared to defend versus highly trained professionals, BUT they're NOT prepared against idiots!" LMAOOOO HAHAHAHAH

[@shawneastridge8180]

Area 51 raid logic.

[@cylthean]

I thought it may of had to do with how the antagonist weren't expecting such a small scale attempt. It sounds like the protagonist are unknown strangers. In regards to that, the protagonist may have a chance at engaging under the radar? Idk, this game is definitely not something I want to give a chance of reasoning to.

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@walnzell9328]

9:08 The second he crashes into that mound the credits for people who made the environments shows up. That is the worst first impression I have ever seen in a game.

[@mravg79]

I watched number of reviews of this abomination. But this one convinced me - good laughter has multiple positive effects on your body. So I will definitely buy it..... when it is in bundle in a 1$ tier. :) have a nice time gaming!

[@nplittle7827]

Moral of the story: Never park in the wrong direction folks, offenders will be penalized! If you park in the correct direction? You're family.

[@nerdock4747]

And DEFINITELY don't fly off to the right, as you will explode.

[@jdunnatl]

His laughter was cracking me up! 😂🤣

[@neon_one_neo3317]

Lmao

[@Judokast36]

Poor Alex, He so often looks like they are holding him hostage and forcing him to play these games, lol.

[@RazielTheUnborn]

I'm positive that is the case. If it wasn't for the fact he gets paid it is kidnapping.

[@Frank7G]

LOL 😆 🤣 Facts

[@YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy]

Pretty sure he has depression he

[@phillyotaku2583]

MrOrigamitsunami takes one to know one I noticed but I love how he still tries I hope they notice and help him

[@YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy]

@@phillyotaku2583 ur rihht I have it aswell its kind of torture when ur the odd one out, another clue is that he has a lot of philosophys that don't tie in with Joe and Joe its weird but I can tell that way too

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

6:00 absolutely love this laughing fit

[@MissNeonNyx]

I love Corporate Commander. That character makes me laugh every time.

[@HBKshowstopper]

I wish Corporate Commander was my friend. What a swell guy he is!

[@Aixalld]

""It's sad this game got delayed so much it was supposed to come out on the ps2 but was delayed until now"" lol

[@762x69]

Some Duke Nukem forever development right there 😂😂

[@vegasthunder4208]

@@762x69 Duke Nukem Forever is game of the year compared to this absolute dumpster fire 🔥 🔥

[@Waarghh100]

much or match?

[@Aixalld]

@@Waarghh100 lol its my dyslexia

[@Waarghh100]

@@Aixalld LMAO Ikr.🤣

[@DerAnanasKing]

with a price of 90$, they only need to sell one game to break even.

[@HappyDude1]

I think the hole budget is going to Vin diesel Sow there was nothing left for the game

[@daveelsass3020]

Avengers: "I will go down as the worst game ever" F&FXR: "Hold my beer.."

[@georgethemando378]

There are so many worse games than Avengers lmao

[@IR-Fan]

Dom: "Hold my family"

[@glenwarne6492]

Avengers is not a good game but it's not worst games of all time level bad

[@itsnumber232]

Hold my family

[@ManOutofTime913]

I don't know, this game might be worth just for the image of Vin Diesel leaping off a car in midair onto a rocket without flying off.

[@enigma727]

vin Diesel sucks

[@MenelisiDladla]

This game makes you want to stop playing it and spend time with your family

[@kobra6660]

Heah spend time buy all the movies and watch with the family

[@AlphaladZXA]

I think people already have been for like 8 months

[@sobari745]

The most evil sin a game can commit.

[@alberik666]

Omg!!!

[@date_vape]

21:45 "see you guys are stupid, they're gonna be lookin for army guys!"

[@esukyd2328]

"When you're here, you're family" lolololol

[@762x69]

Breadstick?

[@TNovix]

"They won't see us coming because we aren't professionals" Who wrote that garbage logic?

[@JoseRivera-be3bo]

An SJW must've written that dumb line

[@Caderynwolf]

@@JoseRivera-be3bo don't be rediculous.

[@Caderynwolf]

This game has the worst logic in its plot... and that's even for a fast and furious franchise, an ip not exactly known for cerebral storytelling.

[@expendableindigo9639]

Storm Area 51, they can’t stop all of us!

[@Mikx100]

@@JoseRivera-be3bo This games smells like diversity hire summer job all around

[@KrypticStudiosCorp]

"When you hitch a rocket into space you don't need oxygen, we got family."

[@williamyoung9401]

You NEVER cross the streams!

[@OverLorD768]

Oh, boy, this aged well now that F&F9 is out.

[@jaygooese4242]

And then question why is there so many Fast and Furious movies now

[@thekiller7994]

@@jaygooese4242 because family

[@JOSHCHIMICH]

6:48 the timing of that cutscene was fucking beautiful 😆

[@notkimpine]

12:11 my reaction to ellie and dina in the last of us...

[@jacklarsen4]

Corporate commander is back from hell just in time for the avengers game.

[@SafetyBriefer]

I bet that’s what they were alluding to in the video. Good catch.

[@leeviheiskanen1271]

Gotta love Spider-Man coming to that game exclusively to PS consoles... 6 months after game is released

[@Uldihaa]

And I can just imagine the commander's gloating when that game is released. Being able to finally get his hands firmly on the biggest franchise in recent history must be a dream come true for him.

[@Alex_Logan22]

Uldihaa Fast & Furious has been up there as one of the biggest franchises too, yet there’s a tall difference between this quick cash-in and Avengers.

[@Uldihaa]

@@Alex_Logan22 You mean the game that has already gotten a mixed response to its "beta" (really just paid-for early access)? The one that locked a major character to a specific console? You know, the character that won't even be in the game until six months after launch (and likely into the first month or so of the PS5's launch). Are you talking about the game that has already sold itself to Verizon and Virgin?

[@acidsugarz]

"A couple years ago, he had a slip and fall in Olive Garden and all he remembers is 'When you're here, you're family'." oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkkingForever]

I almost choked on my sandwich when I heard that. Lmfaoo

[@Vursector]

This, and fallout 76 reviews are the best videos on KZbin. Good job joe. We love you

[@LeoHeist03]

5:48 OJ sounds so innocent there "what happened?!"

[@mas8705]

Friendly reminder: This was the game that capped off the VGAs last year. The last "Big reveal" of the night.

[@kanon951]

They paid some good money for it.

[@thatmotivatedchris6749]

What a total scam

[@TheGloriousLeader]

😂🤣

[@Alex_Logan22]

mas8705 Yea all I can think about is how poorly it reflects on Game Awards and Keighley’s disappointment/shame. He probably thought the game might shake out good since it’s from the devs of Project Cars, didn’t realize it was just a cash-in.

[@ForeverLaxx]

Like nearly all award shows, they're total jokes.

[@Thorin7]

Remember folks: It's all about family.

[@gamingbetaprotrotype1152]

Taylan Oran and family - PS2 looking Vin Diesel

[@Phanthief95]

Familia

[@theplayerguy4505]

Thanks daddy now I know

[@DOOMStudios]

No it’s about the money and family

[@Chasibannac]

Crossfamily~

[@chrismccabe1795]

i was crying when alex said " he had a slip at an olive garden a couple years back and all he remembers is when your here your family" lol old school angry joe, havent laughed at one of these in a while.

*you're

[@R3in_Ch]

@ ok teacher

[@joshuasaunders7260]

OJ parks wrong and dies "YOU PARKED WRONG" 🤣 OJ flies past a checkpoint at high speed unknowingly "Oh"

[@RazielIgor]

"Too much family, 7.8/10" -IGN

[@beavisbonce]

Raziel Igor that joke has been done to death

[@OmarAlikaj]

Too little Minions.

[@YakAlmighty]

This game really makes you feel like you're in a family

[@sho9585]

that's too low for IGN standard should be an 8.5/10 or 9/10 at least

[@RazielIgor]

@@sho9585 /watch?v=QZIR-eZdvGk

[@NebLleb]

Sonic Fast & Furious Free Riders to Hell Part II: Mindjack Sample edition.

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

More like Sonic's Fast and Furious Free Riders to Hell: Crossroads Retribution.

[@KawaiiKing64]

A racing-shooting game that mixes racing concepts from Sonic Free Riders, Fast & Furious Crossroads, and Ride To Hell, mixed with shooting concepts from Mindjack and the combat sections of Ride to Hell Holy mother of god

[@dylanaroberts97]

Playing that would put Joe into a coma.

[@stupidragerantroastoftakes2981]

Gameplay like this can make Joe Crash and Burn Like Richard Petty at the Super Speedway.

[@rpgamezzz270]

Oh god please no! That would kill him immediately. And i love Angry Joe

[@StoneColdza]

Man, this review was pure comedy gold. I can keep watching this and LMAO each time. Awesome stuff Joe, keep it up :D

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

The guys that make Hitman or Rockstar should make a Fast & Furious game. Driving mechanics, open option heists that involve cars & a little shooting & fisticuffs. It could actually be fckn good.

[@MikoyanGurevichMiG21]

GTA Online is essentially Fast and Furious at this point.

[@lelouche25]

Corporate Commander is just like my dad, he only comes into my life when he needs money,

[@Antonio-tk7tz]

damn son

[@aeNurMCMXC]

Lmao, my dad was like that, left him in the lurch a long time ago

[@skyrajpal3923]

Geba f

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

"Are ya money son?"

[@WesternState731]

I thought his name was captain corporation

[@ElliYeetYT]

Looks like Ride To Hell: Retribution had a baby.

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

A hellspawn

[@sanken21]

@GamerCalledBen MMPR MEGA BATTLE also

[@kobra6660]

Theres gonna be so many sequels how much money can they get out of this series

[@Thrakus]

It is the cancelled unreleased Ride To Hell 2 they just added the Fast & Furious name to it.

[@kobra6660]

@@Thrakus it's the trailer to the new movie and just wait till they make a sequel to the game they really know how to milk a series

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

I'm happy that the developers behind Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing finally got together again to produce a legitimate sequel to their first gem.

[@theconsul9597]

"I'll give you something you really can't handle Joe!" *a year later: Battlefield 2042 comes out* We should have seen it coming.

[@kachowski7081]

“I don’t think this game bothered with physics” ah yes just like the movies

[@aleksandarsavevski377]

Yeah cause "Family"

[@MegaBYSON]

And the movies are great

[@Pwnstared]

@@MegaBYSON They are, but he's right that they aren't exactly accurate to real life.

[@Diablotiamo88]

Pwnstar your joking about the movies being great right?

[@Pwnstared]

@@Diablotiamo88 well, great for what they are: dumb action flicks

[@UnicornByDefault]

This game did ONE thing right and that was letting us witness genuine laughter from the angry bois

[@wolfpackwarriors]

Haha fr tvo

[@ygolight392]

10:45 “WTF!! Ninety Dollars!? Are you- ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND!??????”

[@MoonTiger88]

26:05 were you dmca-d here, needed to cut audio for some reason, Joe?

[@evinbraley]

Yeah, what the hell happened? Does anyone what they said?

[@darthcinema4262]

@@evinbraley It was the music. KZbin is super douchy when it comes to using licensed music.

[@GameRiot]

Ahh I can hear myself

[@Torobuck]

Hello love your vids @GameRiot

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

ya me to

[@DrWho2008t101]

good channel

[@Kryptix0III]

Legend

[@CRAZYMUGMAN]

the dev's for this game were like "i don't care about the quality of the game, i got family"

[@K4R3N]

Ian Bell, Andy Garton and the rest of Slightly Mad Studios. This was their swan song, the studio got acquired by rival studio CodeMasters not long ago.

[@TheStargov]

@@K4R3N Project Cars 3 is coming out this week. They may have been bought out by Codemasters but they're still under contract with Bandai for it.

[@TooSoonGoon]

Think of what this game could have been if not for a freak olive garden accident!

[@justinavila621]

GTA is way older and has better driving controls day 1

[@dannemannen18]

Just like the film producers

[@creationsmaxo]

Well, if I had to point out one positive thing about this game, it would be that it made AJS give me some flashback from my youth with those sequences from Power Rangers. ;)

[@count_dcinamon]

Its kind of funny to think that Cyberpunk, a game that's not specifically a cars game, put WAY more effort and details on the vehicles than this supposedly car game. And for the same price too.

[@theonetruefusky7681]

This aged like milk.

[@deadmemories1476]

Lol no gta san andreas did better then both of these shitty games lol

[@marbl3d45]

@@deadmemories1476 no gta 4 did all 3 better do your research next time

[@deadmemories1476]

@@marbl3d45 well gta 4 is more modern then san andreas thats why i said san andreas yea i know 4 did good hell almost better then gta5

[@guillermo7298]

@@deadmemories1476 Driver parallel lines did better back in 2006

[@JamesPrime1]

“Physics. I don’t even think this game bothered with physics.” Well, at least the game stuck to the source material.

[@carolprice1389]

I know of a racing game with glitches even funnier than this one and that is wear you have fun the glitches.

[@smithwesson1896]

@@carolprice1389 "Racing" is put loosely

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Honestly those aren't glitches, they're on-brand, in-universe Stand Abilities

[@vladthe3rd414]

Physics? Who needs physics when you have ... family!

[@smithwesson1896]

@@carolprice1389 Is it over the road by any chance?

[@GodotOfficial]

They intentionally made the game easy so that you would finish quickly and spend more time with your *family*

[@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299]

My Fam makes the best bread sticks!

[@thatmotivatedchris6749]

My family argues ALOT so totally not my game

[@sharpnificent7368]

Shorter playtime means more time for your 17 cups of coffee.

[@BioTechEntertainment]

7:45 aww I was expecting the pitch down lol

[@amirhaziq7247]

13:13 OMG THE NOSTALGIA HITS HARD " *Flyyy off to the right and EXPLODEE* "

[@ijustsawthat]

Angry Joe video has more production value than the actual game.

[@ProjectRedfoot]

Let's make a driving game where it's nearly impossible to drive! Also, we're going to speedbump the players by making them watch cutscenes and drive at 2Mph. in a game called *FAST* & FURIOUS!!!

[@sands201]

This is the best game since Ride to Hell: Retribution

[@izzyaisa3179]

Worst*

[@Agentohyeah]

No best

[@theghostcritic6613]

Troll!

[@canofsteelcan6795]

@@izzyaisa3179 no its best because this game have family

[@chewyuanqiang]

Yeah it is the best game. The best game to roast, insult and use as target practice.

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

I don't know anything about this game, but whoever thought that having a constant blinking red and blue light at the bottom of the screen should be fired.

[@MauZangetsu]

No one: Not a single soul: Vin Diesel: fffffffffFFFAMILY

[@nomissiontodifficult3054]

Ride to hell retribution: Finally a worthy oppenent our battle will be legendary

[@Sn0w_Official]

Gold

[@someguy8951]

I expect to see a fight like endgame

[@villager01x12]

God. Angry Joe’s Ride To Hell review was funniest shit out there

[@bludfire01]

I knew i would find a comment about that game 😂

[@wacky-physics7506]

why always the driving games?

[@Darksky1001able]

"16 times the muscles!" Me: 16 TIMES THE FAMILY!!!!

[@creationsmaxo]

16 times the price it's actually worth.

[@Jargon.5]

16 times the detail.

[@greenghost2212]

@@creationsmaxo 😂

[@LTJfan]

This game makes Big Rigs Racing a masterpiece

[@ZeroResonancy]

33:35 OJ doesn't even bother checking to see if Joe is okay xD

[@James-gj8rn]

That old school Angry Joe charm shines through, i miss when he got mad like this :)

[@James-gj8rn]

@@ascissordollynamedgwen9409 you gotta admit, you miss it too :)

[@KlutzyBoss]

I only watch his reviews when it's a shit game and he's angry

[@BionikleFG]

Games been getting better, shitty license games are getting rarer

[@Below-Zero.]

Its was that bad.

[@firmak2]

But its good, that means there arent many shitty games