Convicted Felons, What Is Your Side of the Story?

[@ChromaticVanity]

Got arrested for distribution of marijuana bc the person I sold it to, and who I considered a friend, had set me up for the bust. And I used to buy weed from him. The worst part, I wasn't even a weed dealer. I just thought I was doing a favor for a friend. Turns out he got busted with pounds of weed (and some pills) and pretty much was selling out everybody he could, just so he could reduce his sentence. I was pretty pissed

[@DesperadoJux]

Did you get much time fam?

[@ChromaticVanity]

@@DesperadoJux luckily no bc it was my first offense, so i ended up getting 2yrs probation and like 400hrs of community service. Also, it was only an oz of weed. But there wasn't much my lawyer could do since it was a sting operation. So there wasn't much litigation. Also, i had picked up the oz when I was party hopping at my friend's college. So a lot of alcohol was imbibed, which worked in my favor bc I couldn't remember where i had gotten it bc I didn't know where I was other than a house off campus. And we had gone to like at least 6 different house parties that night. I could easily have it expunged by now but it really hadn't affected my life much since it was just marijuana

[@deszalt4492]

What a snitchy rat. Hope he got his dues and you're on a good path now.

[@nebel-i5w]

Ate acid with a guy. Spent the night laughing with 3 friends. He did a controlled buy on My dad at our house while I was gone. I pieced together his CI status within half a day. He was dead within ten years, alone, I think

[@Human-kb6xc]

16:20 this is so sad. It's not her fault. She should have told the parents, but I honestly think it would have been the same outcome. I really don't think the friend could have survived the pregnancy.

[@nataliep501]

I agree with your assessment, eating disorders are very hard to overcome

[@elliottryan13]

Dude said his dad was a cook, I was thinking of a COOK, COOK (meth).

[@kishaa819]

Glad I’m not the only one 😮

[@Diamondr11Blue]

We have to cookie jessie

[@anthonyoppenheimer2694]

Me also lol

[@tnr2217]

Same

[@DeplorableMe83]

Had a friend who offed his stepfather at 13 while he was using mom to practice his boxing skills. Friend was locked up because he wasn't the one in danger. About a year after he got out was driving with another friend, something got stuck under the brake pedal and while trying to dislodge it he rolled the car and the other friend not wearing a seat belt was thrown and KIA... first friend went back to prison for too many years. Was institutionalized for a good while but is now clean, married and doing good.

[@killermfkaty]

I rampaged when my sister and her boyfriend was left to die. The sheriff went to my dad to get me to stop. He told them to do their job and she won't have to.

[@TheComemnter]

Ooohh, so edgy! Cool story sis.

[@cup1dwon]

14:20 that person honestly didnt overreact one bit. if someone killed my dog id do the exact same thing. intense payback.

[@kirakaffee9976]

usually, I'm an easy to get along with person, but if someone did that to my dog, there wouldn't be petty property damage. your house will burn down with your whole family sleeping inside.

[@Lily_of_the_Forest]

Sad people have to become vigilantes because the laws don’t punish the criminals. Why aren’t criminals punished? Why do the laws let them get away?

[@Diamondr11Blue]

It's a "waste" of money time and paperwork officials don't want to deal with so they do the bare minimum

[@Justthetruth25]

They don't, most of these stories are made up nonsense

[@marches45]

If they were convicted of something like rape, it’s not likely that they’d even be permitted to use Reddit to tell about it, so that probably explains why none of the stories involved that crime told from the perp-spective.

[@francissobotka8725]

It should be illegal for cops to set up people for small amounts of drugs because a rat can't serve the time they deserved

[@awdrifter3394]

10:45 that's 100% self defense.

[@kirakaffee9976]

the problem with these threads is that the best true stories can't be posted on the internet. so we only get the "I aimed for the legs and called the cops" stories.

[@Joe-kb1sm]

Double Jeopardy applies. read my story Look for a little pic of my Harley, name Joe. April 12/2023 Nice juicy murder.

[@greergarlick4675]

Not my story- my man's: he spent 4 months in gaol, kinda my fault- also not. I have neurological problems,previously diagnosed as a tbi (traumatic brain injury) now with added shakes (like tourettes). One fine day, I was having a bad day with said shakes and I couldn't drive my cat (we were homeless) so he drove- he's an ice addict. Unfortunately he was also was wanted for doing 3 fuel drive off's (once with stolen number plates) so... his charges driving under the influence of drugs- driving unlicensed- 3 fuel thefts- 1x stolen plates. Spent 4 months in gaol- was looking at 1.5 years, he was let out a fortnight ago ❤ . We both acknowledge what he did was wrong, we both believe that he needs help for his addiction- he did what he did out of love, I personally believe that old buddy equally broke the law by #1- illegally dumping his car in the bush in the first place #2- did not return the place before dumping them!

[@awdrifter3394]

Don't drive cats.

[@yugihoskin3869]

I love how it say convicted felon but most of these is of people who didn’t get caught

[@carolinearnold1839]

if anyone harmed my dog they would cease to exist on this earth

[@Snowtiger610]

I have a service dog and if anyone hurts her I would do the same darn thing! She is not just a dog she is my partner and family.

[@TheComemnter]

You and @Jean Hart have problems.

[@killermfkaty]

It not to late to make that instructor pay

[@Mr.andMrs.Smith_0420]

All of these sound completely justified to me 🤷‍♀️

[@theduke5355]

The guy stealing panties does not…

[@username_pending1328]

Doesn't mean that's how it happened

[@Mr.andMrs.Smith_0420]

@@theduke5355 Except that guy lol! I posted this right before I heard that one 😬

[@Mr.andMrs.Smith_0420]

@@username_pending1328 Ok?

[@username_pending1328]

@@Mr.andMrs.Smith_0420 Ok?

[@mikealphapappa2491]

All the people in the dachshund story could use some therapy to be honest. Killing a dog that way is just sadistic and evil, but handling it the way the OP did and all the afterthoughts aren’t really sane either in my opinion. I understand that OP was furious, but all the damage he/she did and the thoughts about the blood and leaving the carcass? Picking up the poor remains, and showing it to and confronting the people who did would’ve been a better response to start with.

[@harrythompson6977]

the funniest thing I ever read on reddit is people thinking a burner account will make a difference.. the account may change but your ip address won't 😂🤦🏻‍♂unless you use a vpn too

[@stephenbeauman6290]

Thought I was saving the day, 2 years later I wished I had been the bad guy, cause he was free.

[@dariustrimmer296]

Especially if the person is from the south. Telling a southern person to stop cussing is like telling a kid not to touch anything in a toy store 😂😂😂

[@IrishVortex87]

Never left anyone an upper decker but I did invent the squirts + urinal at a random Krogers in Texas

[@UncleMikeDrop]

People who knowingly and willfully endanger the lives of others forfeit the right to their own. Duty to retreat is bullshit.

[@TM-nb9zf]

Idk why but the title of this is hilarious

[@MarcusHansen276]

“It wasn’t me, I’m innocent”

[@shareabeads2785]

My boo can get these ppl out of these charges ❤❤❤

[@CondaCorneri]

Let him COOK!!

[@kendoruslink7017]

The second to last story just proves how shit staff in school is shit when it comes to victims of bullying. Also love that the OP keyed the car of the dean, lmao

[@lilyschrodingy3600]

7:31 comment of the day right here 😭😭💀

[@gary9346]

That next to last one sounds a bit fake

[@NeoCulexor]

Interesting.

[@FalseStartPod]

real ones know this is a reupload

[@EdwardBrown]

9:15 precisely what needs to be done! This world isn't nice, isn't fair, isn't pretty... All that bullshit parents & teachers tell you not to fight yada yada is hopeful wishy washy fairy land not real life! Obviously try to avoid violence, try diplomacy, try to walk away, don't shoot your mouth, don't be a pushover, silence is better than motor mouthing, however be ready to use violence as last resort & do not fight fair, quickly & with power/ depending on circumstances with a tool, incapacitate, aim for arms & legs and walk away! NEVER go for head! broken arms & legs heal whereas a broken head is attempted manslaughter, manslaughter at best!

[@Justthetruth25]

Half of this sounds fake af, people just daydreaming about being a small time Batman

[@hragmankoushian9492]

The adventures of the dil*o bandit XD

[@jordandennis6794]

Gout Walk

[@alonzobaldwin6892]

Woah I’m early

[@DesperadoJux]

Fisrt. ☝🏾

[@lollipopdragon2259]

First 🎉

[@pr0n5tar]

Frist

[@kytsunman8592]

They are all lying

[@CheramieJessica1]

If you confess with your mouth Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead you will be saved. Please repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior. How to be saved The ABCs of salvation X A - ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A SINNER. B - BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS, WAS BURIED AND GOD RAISED HIM FROM THE DEAD. C - CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD AND YOU WILL BE SAVED. Once you have done that then you are saved. Find a believing church get baptized and being baptized does not save you. Get a bible.

[@strikerdoc_4205]

Ya okay tell me the day that MF will return to re cleanse us of our sins you let me know. I've tried saying a message and nothing happens... I prayed for weath and stability and the next day I was fired from my four figure job... Clearly "God" or "Jesus" didn't listen cuz all I wanted was a better position... Explain to me how I keep said job for 10 years... And I one night I pray to "our savior" I get fired?? Explain that bullshit.

[@awdrifter3394]

I choose D - Don't believe in gods.

[@chainsawsubtlety9828]

Please, go spread your Magical Faerie Worship somewhere else.

[@cosiyste3156]

So… if I - murdered 6 billion people right, caused multiple war crimes, Stole a lollipop and broke ur kneecaps BUT, if I said “it was wrong forgive me” I’ll be sent to heaven? With all those people I brutally murdered?

[@Diamondr11Blue]

@@chainsawsubtlety9828 sky daddy

[@dannythompson1948]

Wolf tickets.