Cook the Man Some Eggs

[@gavinjamesaitken1]

"once were warriors" NZ's favourite romantic comedy

[@AussieRoos]

I’m late ⏰ to the party 🎉 but absolutely Savage comment, well played 👏

[@eternity8811]

​@@AussieRoosyeah 12 years later it still deserves a thumb, coz it actually made me lol

[@kanecleaver3318]

Wym come give uncle bully a kiss

[@alejandrohernandez3767]

Is this canon? It reminds me of the other clones that deserted and when on to live as civilians and not as soldiers

[@cckrusty]

The dangers of not cooking your guests eggs...

[@Friedtoenails]

Oo and some bacon!

[@The186thFloor]

I think with the cost of living Beth may want to think twice about breaking those eggs. Try whacking Jake with the frying pan instead

[@JW-lt8py]

Jango fett before he found his calling as a bounty hunter who got his head cut off...

[@jjwrightnz]

The Book of Jake. "These aren't the eggs you're looking for..."

[@workinprogress25]

It's okay guys, I think he was going to kiss her on the forehead.

[@bakerteen]

Rhianna and Chris when they aaaaaaalll grown up!!

[@matarochas8410]

Blake S 🙃

[@DrumRoody]

I sexually identity as an egg and I find this very problematic.

[@andrewfager1713]

YIKES

[@tpayne7020]

Sounds like you've cracked! ...I'll leave now.

[@lukeslayer]

You sound fried bro. Might want to go see someone about that cause your mind seems scrambled, besides it's always good to talk to someone and let it all out before you crack, no good keeping it all cooped up, hopefully you'll be able to see the sunny side up of life once you do. It's 2021 now, you're no chicken for seeking help, & remember, ignore the fowl things people say.

[@Greekain]

​@lukeslayer You deserved a lot more for this comment 😂

[@urabumboi123]

man this movie is a real eye opener...

[@m.otoole7501]

CIS prisoner defies Clone trooper occupying her home, 21 BBY (Colorized)

[@Black-White-BW1]

😂

[@dannyreacts2679]

“Cook me some fucking eggs….. LIKE A BANTHA!”

[@AbuOmar]

Uncle bully...uncle fucking bullyyyyyy!!11

[@MrSavvagio83]

Oooo and some bacon 🥓 🤣🤣🤣

[@Replayer101]

Should have cooked the man some eggs... jeeze

[@swastikausa]

this story would have worked just as well on an indian reserve in canada or a gypsy campsite. the story of marginalised people who have lost their way

[@cyberhuninvan]

Often u see couples yelling and screaming at each other and wonder why they don't simply part ways. The answer to that question is that if they did (part ways), they'd have nobody to yell and scream at.

[@dylandownunder1584]

And no one to cook the eggs

[@mitchsargent4233]

When we grow up in chaos, chaos becomes familiar. And familiarity = perceived safety

[@eternity8811]

​@@mitchsargent4233yes, the chaos you know versus the outside world you don't.

[@MrSavvagio83]

oooh an sum bacon!! hahahahah!!

[@simonthewarrior]

probably the most frightening scene of any movie i saw a child.

[@bidhendy]

Put some beans of that shit too, BEEEEATCH!!!

[@katrinaanderson7926]

jeez just get the physcho some eggs. You'll be doing the world a favour.

[@daddynutsacc5186]

Fuschia Spaceyfoxxx she slapped her son then he went off, that’s why she didn’t wanna cook the eggs. if you actually watch the whole movie you’d understand.

[@LovesTheGash]

I laughed for hours when I first saw this 20 years ago

[@colinbradfield72]

Jake beating the shit out of everybody in this movie is definitely the funniest thing on the planet

[@elijahbey3366]

@@colinbradfield72 I didn't realize Hawaiians are so violent.

[@ULTRAOutdoorsman]

Uh haha, what?

[@isaacrothman6522]

whenever one of my mates and his mrs start squabbling i always mave the vvvvvvvv noise with my mouth

[@Friedtoenails]

You done a lag, amirite?

[@Gertzy41]

She should have asked poached or fried lol

[@saniasingh5174]

U dumb ass.this is some womens reality u ignorant

[@codafett]

JANGO SAID COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS!!

[@666psycosocial666]

U WANT EGGS GET UR OWN FUCKING EGGS :

[@AbuOmar]

That's why Ray Sefo was such a tough bastard..

[@linzmac8925]

Jake: Cook The Man Some Fucking Eggs Beth: DO IT YOURSELF JAKE (Jake punches Beth) Beth: I'M NOT THE FUCKING SLAVE AROUND HERE JAKE

[@fantasyboxing71]

Based Jake the muss

[@kayess4323]

Why did I have to watch this for Year 12 English 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@billionear]

Chuck Norris cooks Jakes eggs.

[@spl2000-lw4zm]

In some way Jake the Muss and Uncle Bully from Once We Were Warriors remind me of Brother John and Brother Mac from Song for a Raggy Boy Here are some similarities and differences between the 4 characters Differences Jake the Muss and Uncle Bully are New Zealanders Brother John is Scottish Brother Mac is English Similarities All 4 characters are the antagonists of their respective movies Once We Were Warriors for Jake the Muss and Uncle Bully Song for a Raggy Boy for Brother John and Brother Mac

[@elijahbey3366]

Man, I didn't realize Hawaiians are so crazy.

[@anonymousr1918]

They’re Māori not Hawaiians mate

[@elijahbey3366]

@@anonymousr1918 Well, I didn't realize they were Maoists either.

[@cycoblu27]

Hahahaha this scene always crack me up. Reminds me of home

[@ouji5055]

My first dislike thumb, congrats!

[@GeekyGirl1995]

lol jango fett

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

ohhh THANK YOU, that's it

[@Spoonmancometogether]

Memes aside this scene is horrifying

[@ChocPuddingDragon]

oh and some bacon

[@yanggc12]

cook the man some fucking eggs....haha...it some how funny...

[@whatzupwitu]

0:05 😭

[@LDKBBAB]

Why was Beth so bloody lippy?

[@Goremachine]

@fotfrocks He didn't slap he punched. Big difference.

[@matarochas8410]

Gore Blaster jab

[@MrBrunothedog]

nice jab

[@LDKBBAB]

@billionear lol... chuck would treat jake like beth.

[@LanceABoyle]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice.

[@linzmac8925]

Beth Uncle Bully and Jake The Muss

[@sokanon7052]

LIKE A BANTHA

[@ironcrusader728]

Piston jab from the muss

[@blablalalabanana]

@frankmat this is a movie

[@mrbobdog261]

@1stinkfist yeah in hindsight probably would have been easier.

[@roncortez2514]

Now that's how you throw a jab 🤣😂

[@hinklestab]

In hind sight, It would have been alot easier to just cook up a couple of eggs. Now look what she's done gone and got her face all mess up

[@agenttheater5]

what, he couldn't cook them himself? Or say please?

[@ronnana694]

@@agenttheater5 look at the state of you woman, you're a bloody mess

[@slimithy12]

@pwill91 LMAO, that was hilarious. i did it for quite a while

[@tommytucker5464]

LOL, why am I laughing at this?

[@fernmelg5984]

Tommy Tucker because your not a feminazi

[@aidanluap1066]

Because your 9yrs old

[@LovesTheGash]

Cos it funny

[@somanytakennames]

Cause you’re a wannabe edge lord.

[@fauwowsart_9186]

I only laughed at bully cuz he said ooo and some bacon😂

[@rubberguard83]

lulz

[@MegaKenny143]

@Deinonychosauria DO IT YOURSELF JAKE

[@RIPCraigjackson]

jakes the man

[@n0m4xx]

hahaahahahahaha

[@turkk4]

send this to every feminist you know.

[@ShaunRL]

So they know they are completely justified in their cause?

[@BradRapstars]

Man whole lotta pakeha thinking they know shit up in here.

[@frankmat]

This is typical New Zealand unfortunately. If someone tells you to go there for holidays... don't do it.

[@snoobeagle]

I hear there are a lot of Muslims there :D

[@adscorah96]

snoobeagle there’s a lot of Muslims *everywhere*

[@matarochas8410]

The fool ya men lol

[@simonpathomas4421]

Not Muslims Maoris you idiot do you even know where Aotearoa New Zealand is fool

[@Squeezedaily]

@WWYW

[@SulphideJunction]

A highly defective, noisy, and disobedient dishwasher indeed! Very worthy of a bit of percussive maintenence given that it does not work properly in its natural environment, but instead makes lots of loud disgusting and defiant noises.

[@snoobeagle]

As a non-liberal, non-SJW, I'm non-triggered by this!

[@snoobeagle]

@Aric Thompson You must not be familiar with our liberals. They actively, fervently look for things by which to be offended..and act very triggered. I'm not one of them.

[@denverchicano303]

Super based

[@jamescastillo2405]

This is a perfect example of why there's two sides to every ass whoop-in, she provoked him, and he gave her what she asked for. 👊😘

[@tom2659]

It’s a good scene. Definitely shows both sides. She is really provoking him on purpose, and him responding in a terrible brutal way.

[@MikhailSharma08]

@@tom2659 Well she got lippy and paid the price!

[@davidjstreader]

There's a third side in this scene - the drama is caused because the guy asking for eggs raped her underaged daughter and she hasn't got the evidence yet

[@rileypotter230]

wtf is wrong with you… I hope you are being ironic, because that’s messed up.

[@alexis112]

Y’all have never met a woman in your lives lol

[@Squeezedaily]

@sarahwilliamswwyw