Cooking Persian Food Ain't Easy... (K-von explains Zereshk Polo)

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KvonComedy

6 жыл бұрын

Here's how to land a role on a popular cooking show & make the sexiest Persian meal possible!
Learn about 'Zereshk Polo w/ Joojeh Kabob' in this hilarious standup segment.
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@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
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@Edward4Plantagenet
@Edward4Plantagenet Жыл бұрын
Are you straight? Because I am not. I kind of have crush on you.
@davidfryer9359
@davidfryer9359 6 ай бұрын
I think the world of you.
@davidfryer9359
@davidfryer9359 6 ай бұрын
@@Edward4Plantagenet please be careful saying there is no G-d. They will hunt you down and throw you if a building after taking away your manhood. Please…these time are not for making such statements. They mean to harm us all. And KVON is very straight. I saw him first.
@sarab5132
@sarab5132 6 жыл бұрын
'These women were bored. I needed to turn the persian up' 😂
@roppor4151
@roppor4151 5 жыл бұрын
The persians are cool
@mwalker2401
@mwalker2401 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@user-gm5zt1dr8s
@user-gm5zt1dr8s 4 жыл бұрын
@@roppor4151 you are generous my friend thanks
@narekhart9862
@narekhart9862 3 жыл бұрын
Were the party representatives of the middle east!
@ryveralexander8511
@ryveralexander8511 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-gm5zt1dr8s Salaam Azizaam!
@gehadsamir5663
@gehadsamir5663 6 жыл бұрын
"middle eastern people cook the best food in the world.. they don't know how to teach it at all!" TRUE😂😂😂
@ahmadqais4831
@ahmadqais4831 6 жыл бұрын
Afghan are the same. p.s. we cook the best food☺😉
@neggsta10
@neggsta10 5 жыл бұрын
Haha AMEN I tried explaining to my non Persian friend how to cook our rice...nope lol
@Oussama_1029
@Oussama_1029 5 жыл бұрын
When you're a pro , you can't teach anymore
@user-fq9xx4sh9j
@user-fq9xx4sh9j 5 жыл бұрын
The thing is it's not like we don't know how to teach it it's that no matter what you do or how much you'll pay attention to the instructions it will never be as good as the original and I know this from experience and from knowing myself because I'm from a middle eastern family with a different quarter of side and yes I'm also one of those women :)
@MrSophire
@MrSophire 4 жыл бұрын
Mexican do the same thing
@hobbypilots794
@hobbypilots794 Жыл бұрын
I came across K-von accidentally, to my surprise no adult jokes, no terrorism, no religion but just pure humor and fun to watch with family.
@dcllaw677
@dcllaw677 4 жыл бұрын
My mom ‘s way of telling me how long to cook the chicken, “not too long”.
@cosmotect
@cosmotect 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I loled
@arielthequeen890
@arielthequeen890 3 жыл бұрын
That is like my mom telling me how much cinnamon to add to pie, and she says, “I just add cinnamon and I think, ‘I love cinnamon’.” 😂
@kipthearcticfox5124
@kipthearcticfox5124 3 жыл бұрын
Žètnėske
@kipthearcticfox5124
@kipthearcticfox5124 3 жыл бұрын
Káun trÿant ak kuôl
@aishasaif7128
@aishasaif7128 2 жыл бұрын
Long enough, you’ll see and know
@rachaelm7084
@rachaelm7084 4 жыл бұрын
The same for Caribbean moms. They don’t give clear instructions and then when you’re not doing it right they’ll take over.
@jariz26
@jariz26 4 жыл бұрын
My wife is Caribbean and my favorite is put that THING into thing
@desijeanlang658
@desijeanlang658 4 жыл бұрын
When you learn to cook by averaging yourself, giving instructions would be a rather difficult task, you see. So, to learn from them, the only effective way is observation.
@hntersguild6570
@hntersguild6570 4 жыл бұрын
Just put enough seasonings until you hear the spirit of the ancestors say "Enough my child".
@BetsyG24
@BetsyG24 4 жыл бұрын
So true😂🏝
@OhitsONnow
@OhitsONnow 3 жыл бұрын
@@hntersguild6570 Forever shared classic answer amongst Caribbean people. It do be like that tho, its an art not a science
@nanetten812
@nanetten812 6 жыл бұрын
"He sounds like Aladddiin"😂😂
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 5 жыл бұрын
yessss
@shailjasharma8007
@shailjasharma8007 4 жыл бұрын
The dictator 😂
@ajaj4538
@ajaj4538 3 жыл бұрын
@@shailjasharma8007 aladeen or aladeen😂
@sonsparadormirdenoite
@sonsparadormirdenoite 3 ай бұрын
Al Adim
@mixflip
@mixflip 5 жыл бұрын
I learned....I really like Persian comedy. Especially when it's about family and culture....thank you for not saying a single terrorist joke. Family stories are the funniest and they transcend race. I want to watch more.
@ADerpyReality
@ADerpyReality 5 жыл бұрын
You know 300 is incredibly historically inaccurate and Persia was one of the most democratic nations at the time right? It's not the terrorist one.
@persianpride1805
@persianpride1805 5 жыл бұрын
Persians and terrorism? Ur the first one im hearing this from... Search about Cyrus the great and his first Human Right in 2500 years ago at persian empire era
@alialahmad4329
@alialahmad4329 4 жыл бұрын
ADerpyReality dude they were the good guys yeas they were democratics absolutely not
@DeathByMercy
@DeathByMercy 4 жыл бұрын
I think you spelled “Arab” wrong. Persians don’t have terrorists to begin with.
@nomesa7374
@nomesa7374 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeathByMercy "Persians don’t have terrorists to begin with.": Persians HAVE terorist: Their goverment!
@liluths4601
@liluths4601 6 жыл бұрын
lmao. That finger thing is so accurate. My mom told me the same thing when she was teaching me how to cook Polo. And I was like what if that person has a super long finger ?
@augustal4243
@augustal4243 6 жыл бұрын
Hana Mikaeili ....true...i know what you mean.....!!!
@lindav4923
@lindav4923 6 жыл бұрын
Hana Mikaeili h666gģ
@AprilHotrose
@AprilHotrose 5 жыл бұрын
Hana Mikaeili lol mee too my mom thought me the finger way. I get it. Now i use it all the time.
@singhpriyanka0210
@singhpriyanka0210 5 жыл бұрын
I am an indian, n i too learned to cook rice like that. 😄🙈
@gholamgorji9054
@gholamgorji9054 5 жыл бұрын
My dad said the exact same thing it's so funny
@PoldaranOfDalaran
@PoldaranOfDalaran 4 жыл бұрын
My Hispanic mother is the same way. "Mom, how do you make tortillas again?" "First, you mix the flour with the lard." "How much?" "Til it looks good." I eventually just went home, had her show me and measured what she was putting in there. At least she showed me how to do laundry properly. :P
@krystaldee22
@krystaldee22 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I thought I was the only Mexican who dealt with this! My mom tells me I don’t cook but it’s because she didn’t teach me anything! I cook everything I’ve learned on my own!
@8Ayelet
@8Ayelet 2 жыл бұрын
Of course!
@opheliamacias6540
@opheliamacias6540 2 жыл бұрын
I did the same thing. When mother in law would take a pinch she had to put on wax paper n I would measure . Made the best mole just like her measure.
@ravenmoonspicer4781
@ravenmoonspicer4781 Жыл бұрын
Same here! Latina mothers, huh?
@saysoun752
@saysoun752 21 күн бұрын
@@ravenmoonspicer4781A lot of mothers do this as they're used to cooking it so there's no measurements needed. That's how my mom taught me how to cook as she just said just put enough in till you think it's the right amount. I then asked her what if I use more meat? She then said then just add more seasonings. Now, I cook the exact same way my mom taught me so I have no recipes for anything as everything I do is just pour enough ingredients in until I think it's enough and that's it. So, when people asks me for the recipe, I could never give it to them as I don't know the recipe other than the ingredients that's in it. My bakery items are different as I measure everything out to the exact gram.
@osmanshah5046
@osmanshah5046 6 жыл бұрын
My pakistani mom gave me the same rice cooking instructions.
@osmanshah5046
@osmanshah5046 5 жыл бұрын
Also jojeh sounds alot like the Urdu word for buger
@glowingforthe1654
@glowingforthe1654 5 жыл бұрын
Every "brown" parent gives that instruction
@moubhattacharyya1141
@moubhattacharyya1141 5 жыл бұрын
@@glowingforthe1654 Even the not so brown almost yellow ones do the same. 😀😀
@xgullafter9590
@xgullafter9590 5 жыл бұрын
@@moubhattacharyya1141 does kvon look dark brown to you? Are white people all white like paper and are all black people pitch dark? Lmao
@sunitafisher4758
@sunitafisher4758 5 жыл бұрын
Osman Shah 🌸 best comment ever 😂
@lnad5409
@lnad5409 6 жыл бұрын
That's how my Moroccan mom gives instructions. Also, when asked "how much do I use", she says "3aynek mizanek" Basically, Your eye is your scale. Good luck with that
@the3lusive
@the3lusive 4 жыл бұрын
In East Africa they would say measure with your eye.
@karinabreceda6798
@karinabreceda6798 4 жыл бұрын
LNA D Mexican moms too I asked mom about measurements "tanteale" so feel it out.
@rmm1332
@rmm1332 4 жыл бұрын
Here in malaysia,when you asked for how much seasonings you need for the recipe, the moms will says, "rasa-rasa" which mean... "just guess" 😂
@WCBProductions
@WCBProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Same with my Greek grandma xD oh lord
@aleaessa5291
@aleaessa5291 4 жыл бұрын
My mom is moroccan too ..she teaches me absolutely nothing 😂 then she complains about me not knowing how to cook ..
@Hey_its_Koda
@Hey_its_Koda 5 жыл бұрын
Persians are exactly like this. My old boss was from Tehran and damn he used to bring good food to the breakroom. He talked exactly like this comedian father. I couldnt tell if he was yelling or just serious. Persians like good food. Entertainment and very nice clothes and cars and houses. Lol
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 5 жыл бұрын
yesss.. and new book coming out soon with even more stories.
@marmary5555
@marmary5555 5 жыл бұрын
Ninja k Yes. They're very materialistic. especially those in the US
@dariushlarijani8083
@dariushlarijani8083 4 жыл бұрын
@@marmary5555 oh i am not materialistic I do not buy flashy kicks and I know the value of the dollar and I live within Villanova.
@alissahcaicos8503
@alissahcaicos8503 4 жыл бұрын
Ninja k everyone likes nice clothes, cars and houses 🤨 which race doesn’t? Haha I think the word your looking for is materialistic.
@MSJARELA
@MSJARELA 3 жыл бұрын
I work with Persians too. Yes they like nice things in life. Not one thing wrong with that! My coworker can certainly cook! When my figs come in, she gets really excited for them and makes amazing food with them!
@mehdikhadem2576
@mehdikhadem2576 6 жыл бұрын
"It means you fingered it perfectly"
@sarvin4471
@sarvin4471 5 жыл бұрын
Mehdi Khadem Ik that last line...I was crying
@norahal7582
@norahal7582 3 жыл бұрын
I’m Iraqi but spent my childhood in Iran and everything he’s talking about is VERY accurate.
@milkycloud.
@milkycloud. 4 жыл бұрын
*_"YOU MADE THE GOOD DECISION. KHUDA HAFIZ. I'LL BE BACK"_* LMAO I'M DEAD.
@sadsa8518
@sadsa8518 6 жыл бұрын
He kinda looks like Dean from Supernatural!
@Ch50304
@Ch50304 3 жыл бұрын
Omg, so true.
@user-vl6lb6oy3d
@user-vl6lb6oy3d 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! No wonder he looks so familiar!
@briandoherty3249
@briandoherty3249 3 жыл бұрын
Persian food is gorgeous. I regularly go to a restaurant called, " the Caspian " in Manchester England. I don't eat all day before going as they really feed you up with huge portions.
@henzshaz4182
@henzshaz4182 Жыл бұрын
Iranians are known to feed you big portions in a restaurant or in their house is just a normal custom in the culture, never stingy on portion sizes is extreme rude and tabo!!
@BehroozBanisalam
@BehroozBanisalam 4 жыл бұрын
This guy could be a super star in Hollywood. He's very handsome !
@vaman5591
@vaman5591 3 жыл бұрын
It's the humor, I'm very humorous and I'm almost dead. But I still look good!
@lydiapicano8806
@lydiapicano8806 3 жыл бұрын
This is hysterical! I'm italian and there's no such thing as measuring food, it's a little of this and more of that. With enough practice you get the hang of it.
@tonyg490
@tonyg490 11 ай бұрын
Hahaha yep. Can't instruct anybody how to cook anything. You just have to watch then try and fail a few times before you get it.
@walkedawayjoe
@walkedawayjoe 3 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed at how many different cultures consider the burnt part of rice as good. I'm from PuertoRico and my siblings and I would fight for it. You are Hilarious!
@vangelina09
@vangelina09 Жыл бұрын
Ya I spent time growing up with a Dominican family and it’s funny but I was thinking about the burnt rice (I can never do it 😩) what’s the Spanish word for it? I can’t remember…
@boom-wj1gt
@boom-wj1gt 10 ай бұрын
I really dont get that except if it was cook in charcoal
@boom-wj1gt
@boom-wj1gt 10 ай бұрын
I really dont get that except if it was cook in charcoal
@aintlifegrand821
@aintlifegrand821 6 жыл бұрын
We have the same exact thing about fighting over the burnt rice at the bottom of the pot in Puerto Rico :) We call it 'pega'o' (burnt). It's the best part!
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 6 жыл бұрын
yummm... ok pick a show on www.kvon.tv and send ur friends then!
@katarenaangelikmatos2766
@katarenaangelikmatos2766 6 жыл бұрын
Yes! Another Puerto Rican here!
@Farsmezan
@Farsmezan 6 жыл бұрын
Same in Saudi Arabia, we call it "Alkraarah". It is also pronounced like "Algraarah". Alkraarah refers to "what is in the bottom of a pan", not necessarily burnt, but usually burnt. It's also more spicy, and we always fight for it. When we make dinner for our guest, we put the kraarah in his dish. Everyone loves it. Mmm..
@jms12411
@jms12411 5 жыл бұрын
Same in Kuwait ✋🏼 we call it “hakkoooka” 😊
@abtinshirzadi3195
@abtinshirzadi3195 5 жыл бұрын
@@Farsmezan exactly the most accurate translation for tah-dig is what is in the bottom of the pan
@foolish.principalitee
@foolish.principalitee 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ you don't know how bad middle eastern mums are at giving food instructions until you've moved out and are attempting to make something for the first time. Me: Mum mum how do I make addas polo? I have friends over. Her: you put enough lentils with moderate water in a pan. You cook them until they're done (you'd know when). And then mix it with rice and enough salt and much oil and let it cook till its done. Me:....but. How much rice? How long for the lentils? HOW MUCH SALT????
@av2547
@av2547 5 жыл бұрын
to defend persian moms, A BIG LOL I'd say it's because after cooking for a long time u do it with your eyes closed kind of diff to say it in words AND there might be some pride n keeping it a secret too lol
@lunacraftcrochet
@lunacraftcrochet 5 жыл бұрын
Kimia i am Asian and that is how my mom gives instructions for cooking and baking. Why I don't cook.
@anisatajy9445
@anisatajy9445 5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, you'll just know.
@moubhattacharyya1141
@moubhattacharyya1141 5 жыл бұрын
@@lunacraftcrochet Persia/Iran is part of Asia.......Asia is the biggest continent on the earth and includes middle-east too.😁
@mrinalini9112
@mrinalini9112 5 жыл бұрын
Asians have some qualities embedded in them, doesn't matter from where, middle East or far East, we're pretty much the same. P. S. Just a random note, rather than tearing each other, we should stick together.
@saran5435
@saran5435 3 жыл бұрын
I am half Middle Eastern and this had me in tears. My grandmother’s cooking instructions are the exact same and my food would always comes out like shit. 😂😂
@hisashivalentine
@hisashivalentine 5 жыл бұрын
- Dating Persian guy - Guy gives me 'finger in rice' instructions via phone - Seriously questioning our friendship 😐🤔😐
@fortheloveofbrum3106
@fortheloveofbrum3106 4 жыл бұрын
Omg 🤣these instructions are exactly the sort my mom used to give me. She was Jamaican. Never, ever ask “how much” because she would always say “a lot” or “ just enough”. 😝 priceless.
@taranehdaryaee3554
@taranehdaryaee3554 6 жыл бұрын
"And if you're lucky musto khiar for you"🤣🤣
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 5 жыл бұрын
lol. pick a show on www.kvon.tv
@amly786
@amly786 6 жыл бұрын
As an Arab, Im so happy for people like you. Thank you for not creating more divison with your comedy between arabs and persions. We are are the same...and we all love burnt rice 😍. Keep doing what your doing and dont lose your heritage!
@mehrdad5767
@mehrdad5767 6 жыл бұрын
sedayeguitar hhh ce rabti dast
@flyeraerospace8353
@flyeraerospace8353 6 жыл бұрын
@ ?,? I am Iranian Baha'i and I love Arabs, and non Arabs and EVERYBODY FROM EVERY PART OF THE WORLD. WORLDWIDE PEACE is in our mind :-)
@zahraasaheb207
@zahraasaheb207 6 жыл бұрын
I can agree that we love burnt rice 🍚
@Ema-nt3gp
@Ema-nt3gp 6 жыл бұрын
They are the same in the sense they are middle eastern, they are neighbors. They are f human.
@mehrdad5767
@mehrdad5767 6 жыл бұрын
?, ?, lol we hate arab but i think you have arab blood lol hhh
@khadijaelboushi7742
@khadijaelboushi7742 6 жыл бұрын
Damn you guys literally thought he was 26 or 23 at least then I asked uncle google how the hell is he 34 he looks younger than me and I’m 20
@kassi4837
@kassi4837 5 жыл бұрын
Khadija Elboushi The secret to the fountain of youth must be Middle Eastern cooking !
@goldenlotus9629
@goldenlotus9629 5 жыл бұрын
That's Middle Eastern genes for you we all age very well
@mrd49995
@mrd49995 5 жыл бұрын
Good genes there
@zamoo7355
@zamoo7355 2 жыл бұрын
That man is very very very good looking... Gorgeous good looking. Angelic good looking. Unbelievably good looking. And I'm fugly. 😁
@Jamzymalone
@Jamzymalone 4 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm asian and that's how my mum taught me to cook rice, and now when people ask me how to cook rice i say stick your finger in it 😂😂😂😂
@devchonka18
@devchonka18 2 жыл бұрын
I'm russian and same 😂
@MsJSSB
@MsJSSB 5 жыл бұрын
I am Syrian and I can relate to the teaching part, they tell you put an average amount of water some cups of rice add just enough amount of pepper and DON'T over salt it, then after a couple of minutes on the oven its finished...... Well I'm finished 😆
@bowtie345
@bowtie345 5 жыл бұрын
As a half Persian I love this guy, all of his comedy skits are so true 😂
@augustal4243
@augustal4243 6 жыл бұрын
I love watching your videos because they remind me of when I was married to a Persian chef... they're some of the best memories of my life ...and I'm still friends with my ex, I love Persian food, I love when you speak Farsi, I love when you and talk about how Persian people are because I live through all that I still have friends that are Persian, I love the Persian culture and I really really miss it♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
@TabbyAngel2
@TabbyAngel2 5 жыл бұрын
❤❤❤
@sunnyqueen5685
@sunnyqueen5685 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. Spanish women do exactly the same thing when telling you how to cook something! Whenever I ask my mom her answer is always "Enough" and I'm like "yeah, ok, but how much is ''enough'' water for a paella?" And this is why I write all my recipes down. We also fight over the burnt bits on paellas! And fight over the bills. Huh. Who knew we could be so similar.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 6 жыл бұрын
lol... !
@robparke2323
@robparke2323 3 жыл бұрын
We lived in Tehran between '50 - '55. Suddenly, listening to K-von, I'm taken back to that wonderful time and place just hearing that Farsi sound and drooling over those recipes - some of the best cuisine we've ever had anywhere (that includes Italian) , especially Fehzanjahn!
@amnaazhar8640
@amnaazhar8640 6 жыл бұрын
A pot ! - a good size pot!!!
@shyraliz20
@shyraliz20 3 жыл бұрын
In Guyana, we call tadiq at the bottom of cookie rice,, “bun bun”. It’s neat how food concepts transverses all cultures.
@sarab5132
@sarab5132 6 жыл бұрын
Omg zereshk polo 😩 just hearing the name of persian food makes me hungry 🥘
@omfriend
@omfriend 6 жыл бұрын
He's so hot
@jerrianjoyceandrada1638
@jerrianjoyceandrada1638 6 жыл бұрын
omfriend true
@sagek7949
@sagek7949 5 жыл бұрын
Totally!
@wedemboys3024
@wedemboys3024 5 жыл бұрын
Its the Persian side
@vahidgholami9097
@vahidgholami9097 4 жыл бұрын
@but why definitely is
@baderminahdin9450
@baderminahdin9450 4 жыл бұрын
I would
@rachaelhojsan5905
@rachaelhojsan5905 4 жыл бұрын
6:36 Sooooo many cultures use the finger trick! It's tried-and-true old school homestyle cooking method :D
@yuantian9117
@yuantian9117 4 жыл бұрын
That is true
@lbbb5456
@lbbb5456 4 жыл бұрын
As a fellow half persian... i resonate sooo much with this
@desirreenieves5980
@desirreenieves5980 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Puerto Rican and my grandmother gives instructions like this 😂😂😂 we ALSO like that Burnt rice, we call it pegao!
@gwoptalk1268
@gwoptalk1268 3 жыл бұрын
Wow I had no idea other cultures also had tadig! Pegao so cool
@antislutful
@antislutful 6 жыл бұрын
Kvon.. It's not burnt rice.. It's scorched rice. there's a difference between burnt rice and scorched rice. Burnt rice is like.. Black. almost to not edible. what persians, and many asian countries' dishes make are scorched rice. That crispy texture, and a tinge of smoky flavor of rice.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 6 жыл бұрын
are you educating me? lol
@av2547
@av2547 5 жыл бұрын
i believe u r being educated on your english lol forgetting it is a standup comedy, I use the word " crusty" lol again
@farahiah1
@farahiah1 5 жыл бұрын
Ah ffs whatever! We dont wanna know! Just do not take things too literally will you?
@muddyshoes4517
@muddyshoes4517 5 жыл бұрын
And Latin cultures. Basically every culture that uses rice
@thecrimsondragon9744
@thecrimsondragon9744 3 жыл бұрын
Agree 100%. But it is just semantics. Though I guess to someone who's never tried it, it could give the wrong idea.
@doodwithdude2699
@doodwithdude2699 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god "up to your finger" part is so ACCURATE 😂like every time i wanted to cook rice my mom would always say "just put your finger in the pot and the water should be up to your finger" and i was like wait that's so nasty and weird 😂🤔
@tehrantv
@tehrantv 6 жыл бұрын
Oh men, I never watched your show and I did it today randomly, I love it man, just do it more love from Tehran !
@mcunited6902
@mcunited6902 4 жыл бұрын
yeah me too lad
@johnathansumner5988
@johnathansumner5988 6 жыл бұрын
I am from Georgia, United States and not even playing these are the same cooking instructions my grandma gives me
@tehreemraza123
@tehreemraza123 5 жыл бұрын
IT MEANS YOU FINGERED IT PERFECTLY 😂😂😂😂😂
@royaneekhalil6488
@royaneekhalil6488 4 жыл бұрын
This never stops being funny. My mother, a pakistani, always tell me you should just know when i ask the correct amount of spices to put in something. And I just look at her like mom, my eyes are not scales. 😝😂
@meechanyo7909
@meechanyo7909 4 жыл бұрын
This video actually made me realize that I can't give instructions to cook either 😂😂😂
@GodIsLoveEternally888
@GodIsLoveEternally888 3 жыл бұрын
@@meechanyo7909 same ahahaha
@purplegirl8036
@purplegirl8036 4 жыл бұрын
Omg my dad is the same way and we’re African American. It’s like they’ve never heard of measurements or timers. “Just put a good amount and cook it until it’s done” they said, Yeah ok lol.
@ellomgbofu1174
@ellomgbofu1174 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaahaha I’m always like give me the MEASUREMENT and how many minutes need to be on a TIMER lol and my dad is like it don’t take all that just put in a good amount and wait till it’s done lol
@almasalmas397
@almasalmas397 Ай бұрын
Maybe every culture is similar except for White people 😂😂😂
@louyork553
@louyork553 3 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this dude and I can't get enough. I can't relate with everything but he still makes all of it enjoyable to me. I really like him.
@TearLilyd
@TearLilyd 6 жыл бұрын
That is crazy! Your stories are hilarious.
@chnalvr
@chnalvr 6 жыл бұрын
Heck, I'd watch him cook a Pop Tart!
@JJW77
@JJW77 Жыл бұрын
I am a 74 yr. old Asian woman. I love your videos so much... I keep looking for a clue on your videos just to be able to relate to you. Well, you have "Ta-dig"! In my culture we have guōbā forms during the boiling of rice over direct heat from a flame. This results in the formation of a crust of scorched rice on the bottom of the wok or cooking vessel. As kids we would fight for it. We looked forward to it, when mom burned the rice. For years we thought it was dessert. It was never share outside the family. For one thing there was 6 of us kids. We were lucky to get an inch each of the guoba. My kids missed out on it for you can't get guoba with a rice cooker. By the way I loved the remodeling job that you did for your dad. You are a very good son!
@hudaibrahem1338
@hudaibrahem1338 6 жыл бұрын
I just discovered you lmao I'm laughing so hard , i love persian 💓
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 6 жыл бұрын
hiiii... tank you!!! come to a show www.kvon.tv
@Sun0981
@Sun0981 6 жыл бұрын
Tadig, first had it when my Azerbaijani hosts made us Plov and it was delicious! And measuring water rice ratio with fingers is what Somali moms teach 😂😂😂😂😂 cheers from Nairobi 🙌
@empress_highpriestess3307
@empress_highpriestess3307 6 жыл бұрын
Sun0981 it's what Cajuns in Louisiana USA.teach their children how to measure water/ rice ratios as well
@bindureddy3396
@bindureddy3396 6 жыл бұрын
Indian mom too :d
@fatmam.faisal237
@fatmam.faisal237 5 жыл бұрын
Sun0981plov? plov? Its pulaooo
@JuJu-DnC22
@JuJu-DnC22 5 жыл бұрын
Fatima Muhammad Faisal exact same thing only different pronunciation. Where Language divides...Food and music and humour unite us..... ❤️💟❤️
@selenity93
@selenity93 5 жыл бұрын
@@fatmam.faisal237 it is Plov in Azerbaijani😊
@michellematsuoka1738
@michellematsuoka1738 4 жыл бұрын
As half Latina ive come to know that when my mom gives me the "you'll know when is good" step in cooking instructions is bc she has high expectations of me summoning my ancestors and my abuelita for guidance 🙏
@sarahzadeh9255
@sarahzadeh9255 3 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic! I am half Persian as well, and this had me laughing so hard. My father passed away three years ago so it reminded me of him.
@studentoflife2484
@studentoflife2484 3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha I really get the "finger in the rice"... we Filipinos are doing the same, and perfect rice all the time...
@lena-mariag.louis-charles3579
@lena-mariag.louis-charles3579 3 жыл бұрын
You had me rolling with laughter once again, as I watched this clip!🤣 Making Persian rice (with tahdig...) is an art form - so is the proper preparation of it! Being of Swedish origin (and getting the approval of Persians...), I knew once and for all that I'd finally mastered the technique. Persian food is delicious and takes forever to prepare - while it spends only a second in the mouth... (...and You were right on point with the non-descriptive "instructions", my friend!😂)
@mlewis8579
@mlewis8579 3 жыл бұрын
So happy I found your videos!
@affinity266
@affinity266 3 жыл бұрын
Man you are crazy 😂😂😂 I've never loughed like this before 😂😂😂
@Roro-ce3ot
@Roro-ce3ot 6 жыл бұрын
He's so funny😂😂😂😂😂my stomach hurts from laughing so much 😂
@theARIAMAN
@theARIAMAN 6 жыл бұрын
Ahahahah Amazing. great video Keyvan !
@NewfieBourne
@NewfieBourne 3 жыл бұрын
Omg. Canceled his credit card 🤣🤣🤣. Priceless!!! I've been watching your material for about a week and my abbs are starting to show. Keep it up👍
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 2 жыл бұрын
U rockkkk
@davidford5067
@davidford5067 5 жыл бұрын
I have actually no words for how Good you are dear Kvon! You are the best and we are all very very proud of you! We need you and we love you!
@rozanasb266
@rozanasb266 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I am laughing so hard at his aunt's instructions because that is 100% accurate.
@jamieafkhami3312
@jamieafkhami3312 5 жыл бұрын
Omg this is sooooo true 😂😂😂 my mother in law gives the vaguest cooking advice for the Persian dishes!!! They have yet to turn out right. I think she’s hazing me 😂 I just want the tahdig
@amandablennerhassett9837
@amandablennerhassett9837 9 ай бұрын
An Israeli woman taught me to cook her recipes from the age of 15. I can confirm the instructions were absolutely this vague and abstract. It was confounding to begin but actually made me a really good cook in the long run. She taught me to cook with my senses and not my mind.
@alexandercruz3796
@alexandercruz3796 3 жыл бұрын
Loved this story! It's very relatable to what you said about how the best cooks don't know how to give good cooking instructions. I'm Puerto Rican and the only way I was able to learn how to cook from my Grandma was for me to pay very close attention when she was cooking. Interrupting her to ask questions was pointless because she would just keep moving to the next step without stopping 😂
@zeyzeywantstosleep
@zeyzeywantstosleep 3 жыл бұрын
OMG I'm turkish and that's exactly how my mother gives recipies! I gave up after some point and now I google everything :D
@dido173
@dido173 Жыл бұрын
Oha Turk buldum. Benimki de ayni jffjdjfjfjfj
@ayeletsunset1143
@ayeletsunset1143 5 жыл бұрын
As a half Persian myself I love and miss the food and music It's not easy to find a Persian restaurant Thank you!! You're always making me 😄
@davidfryer9359
@davidfryer9359 10 ай бұрын
Thank you sooo much. Loved this. Again
@batoolhayat3393
@batoolhayat3393 Жыл бұрын
We LOVE u kvon ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@robynreiser
@robynreiser 5 жыл бұрын
I showed my mom this video. She didn't notice or think anything was wrong with Aunt Shirin's instructions. I had to just walk away.
@CindyOrtegametzli7
@CindyOrtegametzli7 6 жыл бұрын
lol! Latinos also love tadig, different places diff names such as concon or quemao
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 6 жыл бұрын
i wish we had churros in iran!
@CindyOrtegametzli7
@CindyOrtegametzli7 6 жыл бұрын
Those are amazing too!
@iwatchkittenvids45
@iwatchkittenvids45 4 жыл бұрын
Lol quemao legit means burnt, my mom calls it pegou? Prob not studying that right but yeah it's delicious
@marypacis4734
@marypacis4734 Жыл бұрын
Persian's "tadig" is Filipino's "tutong". My mom loves it! She would always scrape the rice cooker clean for them burnt rice.
@trishwoottenchhc7042
@trishwoottenchhc7042 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely ... it’s never the same recipe each time it’s made ... absolute delish
@ghass2006
@ghass2006 6 жыл бұрын
Dude , you should come to Lebanon! Love your work .
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 6 жыл бұрын
europe first! come to a show www.kvon.tv
@saracarumbakaddoura9537
@saracarumbakaddoura9537 5 жыл бұрын
I concur!!
@Ariana-ty2xc
@Ariana-ty2xc 5 жыл бұрын
Cooking delicious food is our blood, bro! My mom gave me the exact same instructions for cooking rice when it was my first time ever making lunch all by myself and by these types of instructions I somehow made a really good Shami Khoresh and rice.
@kylieadkins3108
@kylieadkins3108 2 жыл бұрын
I loved this!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@muddyshoes4517
@muddyshoes4517 5 жыл бұрын
Love your comedy! Especially this skit!
@lisa-ou7ce
@lisa-ou7ce 6 жыл бұрын
love from China!Persian, cool.
@madmax4971
@madmax4971 2 жыл бұрын
Okinawan families do this too. Grandpa: First knuckle” Me: ah… first knuckle what? Grandpa: “Measure first knuckle.” Me: Ah… let’s see, that’s about half an inch… ah… is that from the base of the pot or top of the rice? Grandpa: “Why you make this hard?”
@laraskyler3639
@laraskyler3639 4 жыл бұрын
I loved thisss! I'm laughing so hard rn! Also it was really funny how you mixed the persian accent with a russian one.
@suddendee
@suddendee 4 жыл бұрын
“Tanks God!” 🤣
@safakbulut3590
@safakbulut3590 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO I died laughing at this 😂 and all of a sudden craving Persian food
@augustal4243
@augustal4243 6 жыл бұрын
And...... it's not called burnt rice it's called crispy rice I've always told friends over the years it's like Persian french fries that's one of the best parts♡♡♡♡♡♡
@amyweatherell8599
@amyweatherell8599 6 жыл бұрын
tadeeg= crispy rice yummmm
@flashflair
@flashflair 3 жыл бұрын
absolutely brilliant
@thepersianlion
@thepersianlion 6 жыл бұрын
dude your vids deserve more views!! you rock!
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 6 жыл бұрын
tank u tank u. come live. www.kvon.tv
@mcdemyr
@mcdemyr 3 жыл бұрын
One of my best friends growing up always used to have me over for dinner and his mom would cook for us. They're Persian, and I remember the first time I ever tried Tahdig. It was so good that every time I was there after that, any time they cooked, his mom made sure to cook a little rice so I could have some Tahdig. Best thing in the world.
@Asalguitar
@Asalguitar 2 жыл бұрын
The tahdig thing was so true. My grandma always hide it and wait until everyone gets full and suddenly she bring the pot and shows the TAHDIG . 😂🤩
@asal.aquarius9087
@asal.aquarius9087 4 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant!! 😂😂😂
@rosalindaumana8361
@rosalindaumana8361 3 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you ,can’t stop watching your hilarious 😆 🤣😂
@abbifran1
@abbifran1 5 жыл бұрын
“He sounds like Aladdin” HAHA
@ghazalhasheminasab5494
@ghazalhasheminasab5494 5 жыл бұрын
I love how you said aunt in persian and cursed in persian lmao
@davidfryer9359
@davidfryer9359 6 ай бұрын
Best video ever. I watch it over and over and over… ad nauseam.
@migsmiguel1
@migsmiguel1 3 жыл бұрын
Laugh so much with this . Cheers😁
@Vaezquezz
@Vaezquezz 6 жыл бұрын
You should definitely come to The Netherlands - Im a huge fan!
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 6 жыл бұрын
Be there soon! Check my site for upcoming show dates, share with your friends and come see me! www.k-voncomedy.com
@coolvideos8019
@coolvideos8019 Жыл бұрын
What a fun king comedian 😂I am binge watching you 😅
@loganross4774
@loganross4774 4 жыл бұрын
I love that you speak about Persian culture in a light way. I don't know very much about it.
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