Do You Speak Any Other Languages? (K-von says 'NO!')

[@kvoncomedy]

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[@crystalnero1877]

He is too old to be this stupid. 🤣 Killed me there 😂

[@wilsonmoreno5200]

Same here!!!!

[@picklepirate]

He’s so hot in a Supernatural sort of way lol

[@MiracleWinchester]

Wait, what?!?!

[@HannaHsOverInvested]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@JP.8129.]

I get this comment. Lmao. I literally was like, he reminds me of a Winchester....but in a different sort of way. I don’t know.

[@04Anniek]

Omg yes! he is a mix of dean and castiel!!

[@roziewon2525]

@@MiracleWinchester OMG! You!

[@annjsm5918]

"i would have aubi balls", that was smart.

[@jokertaylor6492]

He looks a lot like Ned from The try guys. Honestly, I thought it was Ned when I saw the thumbnail

[@kvoncomedy]

i thought u said NERD LOL

[@jokertaylor6492]

LOL @@kvoncomedy

[@AAA-iy9jz]

YES

[@cookiek7567]

OMG, that’s what I was thinking, but Kvon is like the hotter version of Ned

[@jazminmitchell7493]

I think Ned's heritage is also Scottish.

[@mayamurphy4563]

Lay has a cat named 猫，which is cat is mandarin.

[@EllaChinois]

My mom has two cats. Both are called "猫"(cat).True story.

[@kmq8257]

He did not choose to call it cat tho.. He simply forgot to name it which is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@punkxgirl]

@@kmq8257 he looked so shoked and scare when he realized that his cat doesn't have i name o swear poor baby

[@BethysHusky]

i'm persian and we called our cat, cat. lol

[@urarakaochako5033]

translation: cat named Maow/mao? i

[@ddruxman3579]

My mom as a kid (at least 70 years ago!) got a dog. Her dad named it Boy. That way if he ended up stray somewhere, he'd follow anyone who said, "Here, boy!" Which was my Grandpa's secret wish. He hated the dog, and tried dropping it off near the golf course every few days. Then Boy would come home again. Glutton for punishment.

[@incican7089]

My cat's name is cat. Still think it's the best name ever.

[@jamesdolph437]

my dogs name is dog ...

[@lunawalker6648]

My sister named her cat, cat. Lol

[@d.s.n3265]

😂😂😂😂

[@J9theExplorer]

I also have a Persian Dad and “regular white” Mother only speak English, same hair color too. KZbin’s suggestions for videos are kinda creepy 😂😅

[@mortezanazar5967]

do we have irregular white too

[@matthewsigurdson1321]

@@mortezanazar5967 we have not normal white and off white lol. I'm florescent white.

[@Rana-gm9ji]

Omg I CAN'T STOP LAGHING YOU'RE SO SMART AND FUNNY 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

:) tank u! pick a show on www.Kvon.tv

[@NazrulIslam-cx3bl]

Just discovered you bro. ....you are awesome...love your comedy😁😁😁

[@deannadavid6482]

I'm so happy I found you. I get asked this ALL the time since I'm half Assyrian half Italian!

[@cnachopchopnewsagency]

Syrian spaeks arabic

[@davidhunt2708]

K-von is the real deal . Glad I found him 👍

[@naghamhawwaa]

You’re hilarious and I relate to all the jokes because I’m Lebanese. Keep it up!

[@Wealllovekaira]

Don’t worry, my mother didn’t teach me Farsi either. Apparently I told her I didn’t want to speak it when I was like 2, so she respected my decision

[@marlene-rr2ih]

lol - "at 2"

[@tamg_yan7201]

"...No no, he's to old to be this stupid..." Literally makes me laugh and swallow some air and than cry out loud hilarious at the middle of the night 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@belindadewaal3042]

I'm so happy I found another comedian that is genuine and funny. Thanks K-Von. I'm your fan

[@belindadewaal3042]

Plus he's really Sexy

[@kylieadkins3108]

You never cease to make me laugh no matter how bad I feel. 🤣🤣🤣❤

[@tinderblindersn4146]

I like that in the end he says to check out tickets for a show near u buuuut... He kinda forgot the part of his viewers who don't live near any of his shows. You're a verry funny comedian K-von! Love ya vids!!!😃

[@kvoncomedy]

but you forgot that i am on a tour and adding dates every year

[@oosiee7550]

"Who's got a dog named DOG?" Me: *Daryl* 😁

[@DiscoInfernal999]

I don’t see enough comments about his aubee balls.

[@zeroxiey8119]

John Wick has a dog named Dog

[@kvoncomedy]

lol. my dad is the original john wick.

[@sunitafisher4758]

🌸 had me falling out of my chair with laughter....legs in air, sub’d in split second lol 😂

[@proudmuslim1535]

Kvon you always make me laugh from the heart 😂😂😂 bless you bro 🙏.

[@irannetwork7467]

Proud Muslim Iranians are not Muslim we are Zoroastrian.

[@irannetwork7467]

He makes jokes for Persians not Arabs like you

[@alisheikh4698]

@@irannetwork7467 Congratulations for abandoning the only thing that gave you culture... that's why you're always backwards... I'm lebanese & I'm disgusted by the likes of you I thought Iranians had a dignity... shameful.

[@irannetwork7467]

Ali Sheikh you Arabs burned down and destroyed our culture. Nowruz Yalda every cool thing about our culture is not Islamic. You culture is oppressing women

[@ulkenrahmet8573]

We want to know your father's story more🤗🤗🤗 seems like he raised good kids in a foreign country that is very different from his original home.

[@tunegarden6316]

it was such long time i had not laughed at loud like this. brilliant jokes. 😂❤️

[@ViharS7]

Kvon, You Should Have Just Said To That Persian Lady... You Start First...😂😂😂😂

[@ashlo8977]

K-Von is even more handsome in person 🥰

[@waheedahosein9496]

Saw dry bar stand up and came looking for more of your videos! Hilarious! 💖💖

[@kvoncomedy]

Yay! Thank you!

[@joseperdomo5712]

My wife and I just started to watch you. She found you in a search tagged by comedian. Thank god. What fresh topics. And you are so funny. I hope you come by where I live, Ill be buying tickets.

[@kvoncomedy]

Okkk

[@333lih]

he missed a golden chance to say ''i like sagy style''

[@alonymelony8047]

dude we still call doggy style doggy style in Persian xD

[@sapnawijesooriya425]

"I sent her home" the regret in that line 😂😂😂

[@farahf6740]

Im half and I FELT THIS. I had my teacher embarrass me in front of the whole class when I said I didn’t speak Farsi

[@katzlevyalon]

I’m completely white American, but live in a neighborhood with a large Persian community. My husband picked up Farsi (he’s amazing with languages- of middle eastern descent) and my kids know some words here and there, but it is COMMON for us to get slack from some in the community bc we do not speak enough Farsi.. smh...

[@natsrawlings1596]

I love your comedy! Thank you for making me laugh 😄

[@celestehopes3621]

"I have a dog named Dog."

[@hastihappy5214]

Im also half Persian and Lebanese but I can speak and read Farsi 😎

[@samaneh9329]

👍great

[@saadal-balam5233]

Man ouma da'am poi poi

[@peymanmohsenikiasari8564]

I'm also half Persian and half Persian and I can speak and read Persian too.

[@irannetwork7467]

Lebanon steals all of Iran’s wealth

[@021scorpion]

Peyman mohseni kiasari 😂

[@karenkrayker4421]

You’re so funny all the love from lebanon 🇱🇧❤️❤️

[@danialezero93]

As a Palestinian grandpa or "sidi" who was never taught any other arabic asides from food names, I feel this so deep in my stomach it even hurts when I laugh!

[@Aegonanddanny]

How it that I just discovered you ?? Subscribed and binge watching!

[@kvoncomedy]

finally!!!

[@rashikaagarwal3623]

Love your comedy k-von. You are the best comedian ever

[@stacienoel6567]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OH NO YOU DIDN’T, “ Abi balls” I wonder how many caught that! I was like “oh no, don’t call her sag.”😂🤣

[@jvh22a]

Even have the rug.

[@andyigwe7119]

This was so funny. Laughed so hard. Didn't see the part of him calling his dog , Dog, in front of his Dad's Iranian friends🤣😂😂

[@tahash9968]

Funny i had a dog named doggie. She was the most adorable creature. I miss her.

[@darleneh7740]

Your humor is priceless!💕

[@1Nida]

YEA Kvon's Dad! Tanx God for him!

[@catycaterina4541]

I am. Persian from Uzbekistan. Salam from Uzbekistan Tashkent

[@ajayfromreno]

Lol I live in Reno nv and it is nice to have someone who is where I am from famous and proud to be from reno

[@taehyungkim3974]

Glad I found you🌟🌟

[@HotShot7989]

Hahaha. I was shocked that you are half Middle Eastren. This is awesome!!! Love your humor!!

[@ciaronsmith4995]

Half Iranian*. Middle Eastern is a broad region and term.

[@NightshadeGoddess]

If Audrey Hepburns cat could be called cat, then your dog could be called dog too 😅

[@pattymelt6577]

I see you are a fan of classic movies! 👍

[@rosalindkincannon1078]

Enjoy your humor my friend. Keep th good work. Lets hear more about your Dad n family.

[@jezebel324]

Jazz it up a little bit, give it some flair. My childhood cat was probably named something nice, but we only ever called him Mr Meow

[@Honey-xq6bf]

Im from iran and goddddd i love u

[@wonderwoman1199]

Love this sag, seriously hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@ameliagraul3839]

When you live in Reno and get all of the jokes 😂

[@honeybee9161]

Kvon, my son has a dog who has been called dog since he was a puppy by my son. So you are not alone. 😊 Love your videos.

[@syedamalihahuq9172]

I was thinking, how does your father react to this? 😂 I must say a cool father. 😄

[@freedomrings.0007]

I had a dog named Raisin and a cat named Me-Too. . . And yeah, it was an outside cat so I was that kid calling for my cat every night and I used to howl at the moon with Rasin.

[@lovesunshinegirl7681]

I had a dog named D. O. G. Literally named D O G It didn't stand for anything it wasn't an acronym his name was just the letters D O G

[@brooklynleahy3849]

Omg same

[@FireGriffon]

This legit made me chuckle so hard 😂 😊

[@StarboyXL9]

Your dad sounds like a guy I wanna have a beer with sometime!

[@fatimaelmcharfi5842]

I was raised in Florida but I still speak two other languages thank God 😂😂

[@MicheleB4506]

Lmao 😂 Abi balls! I’m dying laughing! 😂💋♥️🗽😆😆😆

[@kvoncomedy]

Lol

[@KuraDKuruta]

He looks like Ned's little brother from the Try Guys =]]]]

[@cookiescream2344]

Omg that same bird that picture was of I also had that same looking bird and breed and it was called blue I didn’t name it my brother did

[@WASRGP]

Oh this shit was righteous! 🤣🖤👊🏼🤘🏼

[@noorhamza]

Cant call her sag! So I sent her home 😂 Im finished

[@keithmontoya8793]

1:16 Salaam = Hello. Very close to Shalom in Hebrew. Imagine THAT????

[@mohammedyakub3760]

1:15 I don't know a word of Persian but that means peace and 1:19 means may God protect you

[@mahamshahid1801]

I love you i mean it...love you kinda love you😂😂

[@alotllogic1102]

When your dad calls you “padarsag” as an endearment... the confusion really sets in. “You said it Baba, not me..”

[@Sky-ht6tv]

I’m one of those “Persians in Orange County” hahaha

[@anthonyacetta1551]

I am Afghan in Orange County. Hello 👋 buddy/ same empire back in the days of Persia.

[@kvoncomedy]

oh yes... oc in 5 days kvon.tv/tour send the link to friends and invite them to comedy show?

[@Truthster772]

I knew there was something about you! I live in Reno too. I also live next to a majority middle eastern owned housing development.

[@havefunbesafe]

Hey man just checking in...Persian Dad, American mom here.. I grew up ‘merican too ...lol

[@Shirinpenam]

😂😂😂😂😂’Sag sag, abi abi!’

[@uhlsome2784]

It's never too late to learn a language! Especially if it'll help you get some tail. Think it throooouuggh 😉👍

[@mariankeller5852]

My half Persian cat Enki is like you...cool and cute..I told him to get off my newspaper and he slapped me across the face with his paw....guess who's the boss in my house ?

[@marlene-rr2ih]

LOL - I didn't know there were Persian cowboys.

[@calvinroyals6463]

My Second language is English. My primary language is Southern. Love this guy's comedy.

[@iwantpizza476]

Lmao I named my blue fish blue so...😂

[@sausekhar]

Tht smile... 🥰

[@trishwoottenchhc7042]

Staying in Reno means better tax benefits - smart dad! I grew up in MD - always went to Delaware for tax free shopping every October

[@reneebevere7590]

I currently live in Reno and the Persian population is growing. Lol just thought you should know😁

[@jamesfeldman4234]

Kvon, surely you can speak fake foreign languages? The trick is to basically learn a couple of basic words or expressions and then to fill in the rest, applying an authentic-sounding accent and conveying the right attitude. I used to have a girlfriend whose native language was Spanish, and she would howl with laughter whenever I spoke "dirty" to her in my fake Spanish. To see someone with true mastery of an array of fake foreign languages, check out this clip of legendary comic Sid Caesar: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aITUdqChrKZ3o7s

[@kary8158]

Ngl that's how I learned Serbocroatian lmao, made a Pokedex and named the Pokemon Croatian words related to them lol. (half Croatian, and my dad didn't speak it to me as a kid. We are all in Chicago apparently, but my family moved around).

[@kvoncomedy]

chicago comedy night is on 10/26 send the family there www.kvon.tv

[@MercerSynthAI]

Wow, this dude has Persian blood in his veins?

[@avmu2407]

Yes shout out to my hometown OC!

[@kvoncomedy]

i have a comedy show in OC tmro. send ur old friends. huntington. then u pick a show too www.Kvon.tv

[@morganrogue5305]

A dog named dog.....

[@mheann4607]

Hahaha! Young version of Maz Jobrani 😂😂😂 Another Iranian comedy icon..

[@klzprz5539]

He has the look of a low key superhero 😁

[@evelbill1439]

My friends have a dog they named it Diogy. D-o-g, get it? We are not friends anymore. I… I just… couldn’t. Not after that.

[@Jiishaan]

My real name is of a famous Persian warrior's name. My grandfather gave it to me. And we are nowhere near to Persian culture or people haha

[@stephanieburchburch3448]

Lol you K-Von !!!

[@yartecta5055]

Never say you are half persian cause even if you are in the middle of amazon sb will say " chetori dadash " then you know you are screwed cause this guy will continue to speak farsi and then he will make fun of your accent , as a black guy never got trapped but i saw lot of those in La... 😂

[@marmareesris2805]

Will you come to Ottawa anytime soon? Pleaseeee come! Pleeaaaseeee

[@christa3352]

I had a dog nicknamed Dawg. Lol.

[@allergyahead8128]

My great aunt from Germany used to say Tanx God. It seems like a European , middle eastern thing.

[@everpresent2443]

In "Big Jake," a John Wayne movie, he had a dog named Dog.

[@DestinyRose1960]

This guy is so funny,talented and so sexy ,and he doesn't even know it .Roselle

[@CraftyLittleLady]

This is hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣