Cooking with chainsaw

[@LifeofBoris]

Boris with chainsaw shirt here: teespring.com/new-boris-with-chainsaw

[@ebet_r3m]

Lol

[@jordan-yt9dl]

This mad lad actually did it

[@Turtleking_]

Oi where is cooking with brick

[@emilizlim1802]

boris you slav superstar

[@MurderousPenguin]

They say he will cook with t34 tank shell

[@shademidnight6007]

"We are not savages here!" *revs chainsaw with culinary intent*

[@Avaricosity]

This comment deserves more upvotes.

[@mattbutalt723]

@@Avaricosity "We are not redditors here!" *Upvotes with redditary intent*

[@GoestiaDimas]

He's no savage because he put the meat last

[@YourlocalSk31Ton]

Yes.

[@wesleyesq7306]

2019: Cooking with an axe 2020: Cooking with a chainsaw 2021: Cooking with a lada 2022: Cooking with a T34

[@regularfather4708]

2023: cooking with Kalashnikov

[@50calpal44]

2024: cooking with hardbass

[@sigma6656]

I'm sure if the soviet soldiers on the western front had any food they would have found a way to cook it with a t-34

[@lazyvideoproductions2979]

3994: cooking with air

[@jasonvoorhees2970]

And how about 19 virus in 2020

[@manic8995]

boris "whats next? cooking with brick?" gopniks "BRICK! BRICK! BRICK! BRICK! BRICK! BRICK! BRICK!"

[@teslashark]

Halfbrick!

[@eclipseon7243]

Cooking with bare hands blin

[@postmanpetzkin7908]

Brick IS what they eat blyat

[@VK2FVAX]

Кала́шникова '74!

[@fsdds1488]

Well, bricks can be used for searing or roasting.

[@MrsLensherrr]

I have never expected that a dude speaking in English with heavy Russian accent, cooking a soup with a chainsaw will become one of my favourite youtubers, but here we are. Boris is equally entertaining, amusing and educational, long life to the Slavic Superstar!

[@Teo_spot]

He’s speaking English?

[@absolutely1nothing]

@@Teo_spot No he isn’t, he’s speaking in Russian with English captions so us english-speakers can understand him

[@macdeus2601]

@@Teo_spot Ruslish

[@P3rs0n_YT]

@@absolutely1nothing no no no, he’s speaking English with a bit of Russian with English captions. (I think)

[@absolutely1nothing]

@@P3rs0n_YT sarcasm

[@Nevo185]

2019: Cooking with a axe 2020: Cooking with a cainsaw 2021: Cooking with a Kalashnikov 2022: Cooking with a T34 2023: Cooking a T34

[@penginpunkin1487]

Evolution is amazing isnt it?

[@punic4045]

2024: Cooking with Sputnik

[@snailetiquette]

2025: Cooking with a KV-2

[@jebachina]

2026: Cooking with T1000

[@Korgann]

2058: Cooking a T34 with a T34 in a T34

[@mx1868]

"Whats next, cooking with brick" Gopnik fans: Whomst has awakened the ancient one?

[@ChristopherSloane]

I've cooked on rocks before

[@StingerRay]

Cook with brick

[@huchung9886]

He means bang the brick so hard the friction causes the brick to catch fire to cook on

[@ShahidKarim-rz2ep]

You all use bricks? I make my own brick tools then make my food

[@ayartyom12]

Chainsaw will broke.

[@timitonagain]

- "But we are not savages here." *proceeds to cut a carrot with a chainsaw*

[@dch0614]

I don't see a problem here. :)

[@timitonagain]

@@dch0614 lol

[@Pizzaboy_10]

I'd like to see you find a "savage" society with chainsaws available

[@videogamer5245]

Dammit you beat me to it

[@bakist5540]

Boris should cook food on cpu or graphics card idk just use conputor to cook food cyka

[@heyatelaley]

i love how this implies that бабушка is so used to boris' bs that when she heard that he's making soup outside, she just questions the lack of cabbage instead of the usage of a whole ass chainsaw

[@Cat-fy5lw]

No no no, comrade, just another day In mother Russia.

[@mozxz]

@@Cat-fy5lw In Mother Russia, Soup Cooks YOU!!!!

[@jasoonpittard9900]

Boris's neighbors are concerned. They hear him with a chainsaw for hours, yet he has no trees in his yard

[@gadkinson]

*Piece of SHIT, keeping Boris hungry!*

[@itoshiigrauben]

Vadim will be terrified

[@m1g4t0r]

Next episode: "Cooking with molotov cocktail."

[@hungryorange5265]

m1g4t0r yes

[@rhybaax8829]

Blyat vadim burned the goulash

[@Elira-jr4tv]

Next episode: How to make molotov cocktail

[@richardyu8723]

Boris: Chainsaw noises Babushka: "Is that Boris making soup outside?"

[@theanimatixyt4112]

Yes yes my friend Babushka always know what happens

[@orionbenziger1483]

He better get some cabbage

[@theotv5522]

"Babushka how old is this sosig?" "Old enough to be your father"

[@Sgt.Peanut16]

Sosig? Oh wait that is the god of GTA himself I think Radal or whoever it is, lol I am not sure

[@ccsoldaccount]

I like to imagine Boris’s babushka is just very chill with him doing this. “Oh you’re making soup with a chainsaw? Well don’t forget the cabbage, then!”

[@abh8k]

Sweet Babushka, as always.

[@ricequin]

Don’t forget the bay leaf.

[@user-kf1fv3qw4j]

I could just imagine looking over the fence at the sound and just see him cutting some food with a chainsaw

[@plumdestiny6968]

Bruh I would have been like you want some steak

[@user-kf1fv3qw4j]

@@plumdestiny6968 nice

[@andrewho618]

Hey neighbor want some butterbrod

[@user-kf1fv3qw4j]

@@andrewho618 yes i will take some

[@user-kf1fv3qw4j]

Lenn PinkDemon hmm, that would be the same pretty much anywhere but Russia. Russia is truly a great place.

[@JamesGarage06]

When he cooked with axe he said “use chainsaw next time” as a joke, look what happened. And now he said “what is next a brick”. Don’t make a promise you can’t keep Boris

[@tallzombie12345]

Cant wait for the next video, maybe he'll use a small brick, or a BIG brick.

[@bodhimeme9982]

@@tallzombie12345 he'll probably use both

[@keppachi1216]

Or a brick shaped into a knife. Who knows

[@lordtachanka8517]

(smashes brick into potato)

[@bodhimeme9982]

@@keppachi1216 that would be difficult but not impossible.

[@Nikolailov3r]

Screw denji, Boris is the real chainsaw man

[@Bararaian]

Boris: *cooking* Fans: with what now? Boris: *_W I T H B R I C K_*

[@coilovercat]

actually a good challenge! you can sand down a brick into something more useful too!

[@deathpyre42]

Is authentic american recipe. You cook chicken, but you put brick on top.

[@Mac33299]

Sometime in the future: *"COOKING WITH LADA"*

[@MikhailRF404]

@@Mac33299 Practical. We can use the engine as a heat source.

[@erdUha]

*Kirpich**

[@deua]

The food: 50% tasty of slavian soup 50% splinters of wood

[@Najpi]

Don't forget the chain lubricating oil out. That will give it a special taste...

[@b17blackmount]

and 10% chainsaw oil the secret ingredient

[@idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678]

Dewa Supardi gulash is not slav

[@soggybrick772]

Sawdust

[@nightelfland1778]

@@idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678 it's a special goulash anyway ;)

[@joshhoover6687]

"Babushka can we get DOOM Eternal" "Nyet, we have DOOM Eternal at home" DOOM Eternal at home:

[@benreid3662]

This one's better

[@palpatinethesenatehog7086]

@@benreid3662 because it's SLAVIC!

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

DOOM: Kitchen Hell

[@leichterbruh3808]

Russian version is the best...i guess

[@TrayTerra]

Glory Kill for health Flame Belch for armor *CHAINSAW FOR SOUP BLYAT*

[@starsiegeRoks]

Babushka: "what soup is it without cabbage?" God I love this channel

[@dougferguson7177]

I love how babushka is like “what’s that noise?” Boris:”SOUP” Babushka:”YOU NEED CABBAGE”

[@TraustiGeir]

Babushka knows what's up!

[@mirorman477]

Č À B B Á G È

[@nexiyaya0207]

Ç Ã B B Ä Ğ Ə

[@tyndareus4139]

Ç Â B B Å G Ē

[@mirozplayz1326]

We*

[@kream_8127]

Boris: What is next cooking with Brick? Me: Yes , We need Content

[@woozyiee]

lol

[@rolandmate8584]

oh boi that would be hard

[@pugboigamer9591]

yes

[@johannesnorrby4755]

Boris gave us the idea. It's his fault, now he has to do it!

[@rolandmate8584]

LOL he did give us the idea 😂

[@n0izy849]

Babuska: "Hears Chainsaw" Babuska: ffs is Boris making soup again?

[@schnekalex4368]

for blin s sake cyka XD

[@cobaltCarnivore]

*Sound of rolling pin impacting head* Wasting food, no wonder you're such a skinny grandson... *Babushka complaints trail off as she goes to get cabbage*

[@danielsteger8456]

stolen comment

[@n0izy849]

@@danielsteger8456 are u saying my comment is stolen?

[@ynog0978]

Is only business babushka

[@sarcasticteacup2346]

*revving chainsaw making absolute racket* Babushka : "What you doing out there?" Boris : "making soup" Babushka : *sigh* "you'll need the cabbage!" 😂😂 Love it

[@VanguardJester]

"But we are not savages here." CHAINSAW REVVING INTENSIFIES

[@daws1620]

"What's next, cooking with brick?" Do not question the fans, Boris. Edit: I refuse to "thank you for the likes" blyat

[@pcost]

4:47 HE SAID HE WANTS TO COOK WITH BRICK NEXT, *COOK WITH A BRICK BORIS!!!*

[@callmebope3359]

We need this

[@gumott]

go ahead, cook with a brick!

[@ThaFedejp]

He said it

[@nathanielroach4863]

@@daws1620 pedro made the joke that he said that

[@doitsuland2003]

Boris: "What's next cooking with brick?" Well now you have to cook with a brick, no exceptions

[@cr24sh]

What is next? Cooking with a brick? *Suggested video:* "COOKING WITH A BRICK - slav survival tips with Boris

[@mikewarper6789]

Boris: "We should replace all knives with chainsaws." Bayonet: *sadness noises*

[@slogyourgrogyouoldseadog]

Chainsaw bayonet

[@ObviousToast]

Lancer from Gears of War: *Happiness noises*

[@umlowiec]

Ak47 with bayonet

[@spades2575]

@@umlowiec knife gun

[@a-cell4564]

Katherine McPartlan Yeah, and they already exist too. Yes, they can be mounted on a Kalashnikov.

[@zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232]

"But we're not savages here" *Starts cutting carrots with chainsaw*

[@brisingreragon95]

After taking a bite out of said carrots

[@normalguy729]

That's normal, isn't it?

[@Barbro247]

Great! Next time only use your fists to carve and cut.

[@samueljufa3362]

A technologically advanced knife, wouldn't you say?

[@eclipseon7243]

"What's next, cooking with brick?" No Boris, bare hands. Punch the onion in half with your slav muscles.

[@reaperonemlbb3010]

Well actually, there's comments asking Boris to cook with bricks before the video even started XD

[@nightingale3712]

@@reaperonemlbb3010 daa i second this blyat

[@rust8860]

This is by far the best thing on utube I have seen in a long time. How did I not see this sooner? Thanks Boris from Ireland.☘️🥃

[@Mr_Grunt]

"We can add this things in like this, but we aren't savages here." Proceeds to chop carrot with chainsaw Yes I can agree, cooking with chainsaw is a very cultured practice.

[@AmnD704]

I read your comment at the exact time Boris said that

[@nedasstropus7709]

I wanted to comment the exact same thing

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

What about that egg at the start tho

[@gerrygalactic]

zyanid, you maybe mean the onion haha

[@paviddy6163]

Next Challenge: Cooking without tools just hands

[@irondragon9775]

Too easy. True slav use feet

[@TsukumoEt]

True slav power only mode of cooking

[@av28379]

@Arvid Williamsson Lol you have linus tech tips face

[@wrldoverheaven803]

Is not Slav enough.

[@adamujvari9372]

Nice challange :D

[@rosemarmalade2444]

boris: "cutting meat with chainsaw not suitable for youtube audiences" the 5% of meat in the doctors sausage: am I a joke to you?

[@NODnuke45]

Everyone on KZbin: *Slowly turns to glare at the people running KZbin*

[@deimos1883]

In Russia doctor sausage is made without of meat.

[@yellowtang9770]

[GD] DeimosS it’s made of doctors

[@oddacity5883]

@Andy Tang Sometimes an alternative can be the meat of the dead workers in whatever gulag they have around

[@bulb939]

@@oddacity5883 gulag was work camp not concentration camp

[@alexandreyu6165]

3:36 "We are not savages here"; start chainsaw to cut f*cking carrots. I love this guy

[@TrayTerra]

“The longer the Slav King remains on Earth the stronger he becomes.” *hard bass intensifies*

[@ApXucBuH]

I'll wait for this Doom Eternal mod.

[@justtheletterV274]

Tray Terra that means it will take at least billions of years to die

[@ynog0978]

Nah that's OK just let him stay here

[@user-xs7ow9ov5d]

Next on cooking with boris: *"Making barbecue with flamethrower"*

[@maidat4026]

Nice

[@galgadassi1270]

shashlik?

[@J_Joyvikaa]

How with cooking barbecue with lada engine?

[@Gurren813]

alcohol based flamethrower for extra flavor and less sooty aftertaste

[@yozoisthegamer6355]

Y. E. S.

[@cheeseburger783]

“Just sit there, and let papa Boris do all the work” *That sounds mad*

[@deaddodo3319]

That could get a whole new meaning if u put it in a different context...

[@Leila555]

That’s the point, and female fans *love* it.

[@anothefallenangel6795]

*no, stop it*

[@flamethegame1]

It's a good sign that boris's humour still makes me laugh even after the first time seeing this video

[@sachakleynen5600]

babushka: *hears chainsaw* babushka: "either boris making soup again or deduchka cutting tree... better bring cabbage!"

[@cybernova1620]

Xd

[@Tohhich_]

Do u know what is babushka? Sorry about my English...

[@alipaltair9187]

@@Tohhich_ grandma

[@Tohhich_]

@@alipaltair9187 Yeah. You are the first who knows this from foreigners whom I know

[@lapeez2277]

Stryker who doesn't know that

[@diegogamer_6287]

I have an idea for the next cooking with video: "COOKING WITH A ROCK" (a sharp rock obviously) caveman style 100%

[@ahmadsyahir475]

Thats actually pretty easy. Stone tools can be very sharp.

[@hihowareyu]

Yes

[@ryankilgallon5469]

@@ahmadsyahir475 but he has to source the rocks from nature/make his own tools

[@ahmadsyahir475]

I've made a few using quartz and quartzite. Never try to cook something but it definitely can be sharper than knives especially obsidian . I've hurt myself few times, blood came out and i didn' t even realise i cut myself. Btw I'm an archaeologist and also SEM operator

[@cigan900]

Ooga booga cuisine

[@cxyym2922]

Boris: we are not savages Proceeds to cut carrots with a chainsaw Me: that's right! we are SLAVages

[@phatyoshi6733]

Ayyyyy

[@TremorsGD]

Slavs with ages

[@user-lc5bu9bm7v]

Im going to comment on every video that Boris should collab with his babushka and Anatoli and they all wear masks and make delicious food while commenting on the old, simpler times. I love his family oriented videos, so wholesome.

[@SwooshX]

"What is next, cooking with brick?" Thanks for suggesting. Everyone wants that now.

[@Elias_Carlsson]

let's make this happen!

[@Professor_Iron]

Boris: "rinse off sawdust and dirt..or not if you want extra flavor* Intellectual Boris: "is not sawdust, is tree spice"

[@Johndoe-jd]

It’s not dirt it’s earth spice

[@shadowreaper9375]

Is not saw dust, is poorman's flour

[@kylewitter2806]

That’s basically what cinnamon is…spicy sawdust😂

[@trioxidetheidiot86]

*is good for you*

[@yoboikamil525]

"But we're not savages here" *Proceeds to cut food with a chainsaw*

[@stormbringer228_]

I don’t see anything wrong here😂

[@TopKunt]

Yes, exactly.

[@theinternetnub4220]

Just what i was about to say XD

[@syn6109]

@@theinternetnub4220 damn same

[@lifeofyoungslav5901]

Who else got a bit sad when all that sausage hit the ground

[@cyrilltate7065]

Let's take a moment to appreciate how BADASS the intro is, with the chainsaw and hardbass in sync! I could watch that part alone for hours!

[@janakolesarova687]

Every vegetable: *rolls away* Boris : WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!

[@emmanuelrosas1434]

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE JUDGEMENT

[@ctrl4613]

Sausage party: The massacre.

[@twinblade2623]

“We are not savages here” No no, we are slavages.

[@Karo_88]

This is probably the most underrated shit ever

[@ljhann]

We are not savages here proceeds to cut potato with a fucking chainsaw

[@thecorneroftheinternet4656]

Derpy Guy as Boris says "we cook with tools we have*

[@smpdogs845]

*we* definitely are.

[@stop3499]

wee woo wee woo slavaboo alert

[@wen5942]

Cutting onion with knife: it makes you cry Cutting onion with chainsaw: you make it cry

[@jessereid8482]

this is the first of your videos i watched and 3 years later it still gets me rolling on the ground in laughter. thank you for all your support in my life. even if you aren't completely aware of it, your vids have brought laughter and knowledge into my life and the lives of my family members :)

[@davebajado9773]

Next episode: "cooking with kalashnikov ft. cousin anatoly"

[@Axearis]

It's Anatoli

[@thestratigic1631]

Ay blyat, there is red liquid everywhere. Whatever, the Soviet Union cannot live without the red.... This we fix with bandaid

[@ovii3336]

yes

[@magnesiumfilmsltc1530]

Gordon Ramsay: cooks outside Boris: *hold my potato peel*

[@oskarhulkko4930]

No hold my bay leaf

[@brendabalzan1994]

What potato peel? 🤣 We ain't peeling potatoes here unless we are gonna cook it separately and if we do, we use a knife at least, no peelers, because peelers are too soft core for Boris.

[@BatteryWinter]

Bay leaf

[@treyzie1925]

He cooks in space

[@Blockade20]

Boris: “And wait till your neighbour Bursts into flames” Vadim: *NERVOUS SWEATING*

[@redsunsoverparadise]

*black smoke starts to appear* Vadim: *Coffin Dance*

[@xavierliem2685]

That would be epik Hold up, lii go get my popcorn

[@lachlangray4432]

And wait for neighbor to burst into flames Vadim: A'ight ima head out

[@lachlangray4432]

This the first like I ever got

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@redsunsoverparadise hey the coffin dance is not a rule to be here GO TO GULAG

[@DogeMegBoy]

When people cant cut with a chainsaw : “ NOOOOOOOO, THIS IS TRASH” Boris: Does Slav squat “It works!”

[@idontknowwhereiam5801]

Next challenge: "Cooking with hammer and sickle"

[@spades2575]

Ah yes

[@-idk]

ah yes

[@Pikasatupu75]

ah yes

[@oemaicutakosmika763]

Ah yes

[@matounielgrande3405]

Ah yes

[@cyrilthomas3186]

Next video: microwaving food in reactor 4

[@Lobotomy-Gamimg]

Using uranium as pickle

[@imbored7579]

"This fire..." _flesh is melting off hand_ "Is excessively hot"

[@rastislavvassilev8157]

This didn't go well last time.

[@killmee6324]

blyat

[@agitator.exe01]

True slav use oven not microwave

[@athenaxares5580]

Boris: “What next? Cooking with brick?!” Us: “Well..since you mentioned it..”

[@struhen8591]

THE BRICK IS REQUIRED

[@theemperorprotects]

@@struhen8591 INDEED

[@bountygamer9201]

Nah a brick and rebar

[@mauritzverster3435]

I totally agree

[@gibospartan6185]

"A true slav will use the tool that he have." If the tool he has is a brick? Surely a true slav such as Boris is bold enough to do it.

[@umeshamarasuriya644]

2:37 pot is dancing like true slav

[@simonritschel1168]

i really want to see "decorating gingerbread with boxing gloves"

[@adgdf-x3l]

Yes

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

DO NOT TEMPT HIMT!

[@missnolagal3892]

@@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 Yes, let's tempt him. I am sure he can do but I'd love to see it

[@rananathebanana9056]

I agree that would be so coll

[@rananathebanana9056]

*cool

[@calebdragonborn7564]

"What is next, cooking with brick?" No Next is with Kalashnikov

[@bushquotient]

Yes please

[@bahbeh7770]

With bayonet

[@thebadtimeline440]

@@bahbeh7770 no just bulets and vodka

[@idontknowwhereiam5801]

@@bahbeh7770 He normaly cooks with bayonet in videos, so...

[@dylanrutledge1442]

cook with the stock of an ak47

[@christopherhalim2801]

"But how babushka had the power to wield a chainsaw" IS THE KOMPOT BLYAT

[@kei8620]

YES COMRADE

[@Mini_vlogs_1236]

Perfect cooking skills doesn't exi-

[@prodbyjackY]

“We are not savages here” *Proceeds to cut carrots with a chainsaw

[@nathanielroach4863]

69 likes NOICE

[@Wavemaninawe]

Point thoroughly proven. Savage would cut carrot with car.

[@geraldimhof2875]

exact same thought hahaha

[@franktheheart7219]

Tabby

[@rupert6478]

His neighbors must think he’s like cutting wood, and then they look over and are like wtf

[@grominB]

And later on blame the westerners for brainwashing the people of Russia

[@ramslade]

Michał Grochowski yes

[@sirkorizmatik4382]

I don't think he has neighbours they already moved

[@sxrge_mandarin1017]

Well, he lives in Russia soo i guess its normal

[@yomama863]

If a guest comes to their house and they see boris the person will be like oh that's just our Russian neighbor

[@kapiteinkaya5754]

"Welcome." "No No No.." *"WELCOME"* Ah yes, true Boris fashion

[@PhreddiePhatPhlaps]

The most impressive part to me is that he ingests all of that chainsaw oil and doesnt end up in the hospital.

[@thomasmontgomery958]

Boris: Now technically, we could throw these carrots in without cutting them, but we are not savages here *raises chainsaw with slavic intent

[@maskedredstonerproz]

this was too funny

[@quetzal8100]

Slavic intent ≈ Savage intent

[@nixlynx2310]

Did you notice he bit it?

[@real_43]

Other KZbinrs: having a schedule for uploading with a common theme between them (videogames, cooking, blogs) Boris: Uploads whenever he wants, whenever it wants (I love not knowing what is he going to upload next)

[@real_43]

@lazarlazarwantfiveothemyeet mysecondaccount I entered his channel and i only see fortnite and 2 episodes of minecraft.

[@Jack-pv3iw]

"Table knives were invented in the 17th century" People in the 16th century:

[@flatroadkill]

AHAHHAA

[@siroescribano4872]

Old, but great nevertheless.

[@Bannify]

*cuts chilli with butcher knife

[@rechnara3119]

WE USE CHAIN SAW

[@ceoofchonk]

i use counter knives

[@WeatherCat_TheCat]

“We could just put them (carrots) in without cutting. But we aren’t savages here” *pulls out chainsaw and cuts carrots with that

[@potatolord5827]

The thing I'm most impressed with is: the fact he managed to start the chainsaw on the first try

[@eternal_pseudoalbab]

Hello wot player

[@dreamlandtheseconduniverse155]

Well as the 69th like I would like to say "nice"

[@josephikrakowskiwithflextape]

Hes slav slavs can do that

[@bruh_5555]

Chain saw was made in Soviet union not the western spy shit you get

[@pxulw3361]

@@bruh_5555 But this chanisaw isnt made in ussr 😫

[@asogee5198]

Boris : "We are not savages here!" Also Boris : "Proceeds to cut carrots with chainsaw"

[@anderstermansen130]

Blin it is good

[@armyidiot]

Beyond all jokes, this was actually impressive how well the chainsaw could cut the items, I honestly expected just a huge mess but that soup is actually making me hungry. Another great video for Motherland!

[@Babyetan]

I love the content, I have been watching since 2018-19 and have been loving the content! Keep it up Boris!

[@thehakadaka5972]

Next episode: “Cooking With Brick” lmao

[@decomposing_while_alive2002]

Needs to happen

[@eross.carmona7235]

Y e s

[@yourdrifttunerisabot]

Nah cooking with lada

[@yourregularjoe]

@@yourdrifttunerisabot a Lada is a brick, so either way he'd be cooking with a brick.

[@eross.carmona7235]

Cooking with plasma cutter

[@BoatMotor-1st]

This level of hygiene could have prevented the current pandemic.

[@chickenlover657]

All true slavs ate dirt as kids. This is why we don't die even when we get sick.

[@xXTheoLinuxXx]

70% alcohol will kill a lot of bacteria, and every Slav knows how to make it or to buy it :)

[@kei8620]

Dirt eating and vodka = immunity to disease Babushka raised us well

[@anderstermansen130]

AY pizdec Boris knows xcure for western spy virus

[@Renebear]

DRINKING VODKA CAN CURE THE PANDEMIC

[@wyvernknight]

gordon: this soup tastes like shi- boris holding a chainsaw: excuse me gordon: this is the best soup i have ever tasted

[@oddzstudios6493]

lol

[@datcat8458]

A man to surpass Ramsy

[@ManjitKaur-lm9sj]

Lmfao

[@Armaxton]

thats why its called the chainsaw soup everyone loves

[@mistybeck1179]

What a slavage

[@boredtarasque]

Imagine being his neighbor hearing a chainsaw going off and immediately know he's making soup

[@astronautulvegetarian5946]

boris: "we are not savages" boris 1 sec later: *cuts carrots with chainsaw*

[@SHADOW_F_A_X]

That’s normal.

[@rainbowzoevideos3450]

Boris: “we are not savages”. Also Boris: “and wait for your neighbors to catch on fire” 0:57

[@Overdrive-wn8et]

that was my joke *cries in less internet points*

[@crippledcarl1275]

Chefs: no you can't just cook with unconventional tools Boris: chainsaw go brrrr

[@dingo-gorditas]

i was gonna make that joke, thanks anyway

[@zackscout6365]

Literally

[@thepanman674]

Haha chain go spin saw

[@dejeffmcbob]

Train go boom

[@CoffeeLover101]

Imagine being this guy's neighbour and saw him cutting an onion with a chainsaw

[@AnnA-wv7cb]

Shit yeah!My kind a guy😆

[@toopik2479]

Aaaand... Whats wrong with that?

[@yochs8284]

“Oh hey, he is cooking the right way again

[@williamstephens3491]

@mrE365 I cook with guns.

[@razzy8268]

welcome to Russia your closest neighbor is the bear across the Siberian landscape

[@demonicgames4972]

Boris:'And one smol friend' Me:RUN,A CHAINSAW IS IN COOKING TOOLS

[@persophone4554]

"Ah, waters from rivers of Chernobyl" Boris's eyes will glow more than Artyom's. I guess this is what Boris takes when he paints the third line on the highways of Russia.

[@pe5tulu9l_c_peh-tb91]

lol dude, its like lemonade

[@aunusuallylargecat1779]

@@pe5tulu9l_c_peh-tb91 no comrade, its "leninade"

[@alien76]

@@aunusuallylargecat1779 omegalol

[@janoskovacs7784]

Babushka: "What are you up to, Boris?" Boris: "Cooking with chainsaw, Babushka" Babushka: "Xорошо, but don't forget cabbage!"

[@strikergamer2979]

😂

[@ΠαναγιώτηςΚουνάλης]

"Making Gulash with a Chainsaw" Me: Must be clickbait Boris: Hold my fuel tank

[@user-lb9ls5is3n]

Blayt

[@regza12]

Hold my vodka

[@kennysboat4432]

if we hold he cant cut

[@muncherofpizza]

> fuel tank Cooking with flamethrower confirmed?

[@whitedead702]

@@regza12".... My.... " *Gulag intensives*

[@JRod0409]

Now that I think about it, the chainsaw was probably one of those self oiling ones and he's likely eating both oil and sawdust and dirt. All of which are known as "spice".

[@OriginalAceXD]

Next on cooking with boris: *"Making shashlik with ak47"*

[@comradeismailov3246]

Nah With PPSH 41 Submachine thats Blyatiful Idea

[@OriginalAceXD]

Hmmm What about RPK kamerad?

[@SpiritofFireMrVader]

This isn't even slav anymore. We're all doing it the Soviet way.

[@eftenpuften2712]

what about cooking with t-34 tank

[@stylishjolteon4514]

@George Howells No no, Boris could definitely buy a tank!

[@mastergamerwasd5508]

"What's next, cooking with brick?" Everyone: Well, yes....

[@agustiprayoga1157]

Cooking in lada please! :'D

[@Jackson-yi8yd]

Cooking with Kalashnikov

[@genosabre6661]

yes please

[@nobilesnovushomo58]

I petition boris if he chooses to do this in future, set tarp on the ground so not so much dirt goes into food.

[@mastergamerwasd5508]

@@agustiprayoga1157 he already cook in Lada, granted it's not a full cooking video. The video is 10 reasons to get a Lada.

[@baguette8442]

*holy music* Boris: Legendary bay leaf. Or maybe two. *holy music intesifies*

[@Hhjjgfthnnkggvb]

Подпишитесь на меня , пожалуйста

[@okuu_utsuho]

Imagine if Boris has a restaurant, you order this soup, and then you hear chainsaw noises in the kitchen.

[@ten_cents]

"Mom, I want to watch Gordon ramsey" "But we have Gordon ramsey at home" Gordon ramsay at home: better than the actual Gordon Ramsey

[@Mostcarpiot]

Gordon ramsaw

[@ballz7577]

Gordon ramslav

[@meowingferret6711]

That doesn't make any sense

[@techno1227]

Next challange: "Make strawberry smoothie with a boat engine"

[@boxestmaxest]

That will be hard

[@Gangst3r4ever]

Top Gear did that with a v8 engine I think

[@nuclearphoenix177]

Gangst3r4ever yep they included meat bones and a brick it was a manly mans drink

[@stc3145]

You just need a big barrel to put fruits and a boat engine

[@PatronSaintA]

blyat

[@S1mplyKami]

Next episode: "Cooking with a Kalashnikov"

[@jaimecompton4776]

Like this so Boris sees it blin

[@davod2107]

Oy

[@jan_direction8146]

Yesyesyesyesyes PLEASE

[@templarhelmet3844]

Nononono, definitely with brick

[@S1mplyKami]

@@templarhelmet3844 why not both?

[@AwesomeRara]

1:45 “i’ll tell you one day” LO AND BEHOLD, HATCHET SOUP STORY IS UP NOW

[@TheZenith85]

World: wash hands all the day and take virus anyway Boris: eating motor chainsaw oil with potato and don't give a blyat

[@kei8620]

True slav

[@gavinm.7041]

*dont give a blyat*

[@Maxfahrer]

Maybe he uses sunflower seed oil as chainlube 🤣

[@lowhealth525]

wow you kinda beat me too it but check mine too its not that simullar

[@teaguevox8160]

You say that like it is ironic. But it is the one true way.

[@johnpaulbrebonia9106]

If aliens went to earth, I’d show them this video so they think that everyone and their grandmother cooks with chainsaws.

[@vylienne7710]

Grandmother ? No cyka , babushka is what you mean

[@josethethinket9819]

Alexfgamer plays i think he might be a western spy

[@vylienne7710]

@@josethethinket9819 or an alien , who knows ?

[@johnpaulbrebonia9106]

Jose The Thinket dang i got found out As if my name wasnt a dead giveaway

[@pandamanjoe9664]

Literally said “Opa!!” When I opened KZbin and saw this

[@tonynch864]

Same 🤣

[@kolakoluszysko8242]

And I said ОПА!!!

[@kailaine3974]

Facts

[@-S.H.I.T.]

Youve stolen the words out of my mouth

[@generalsquirrel9548]

Lol