Cooking With The Internet's Worst Food Crimes

[@MrCunningham4]

How is it Nicole is the one who burns herself, meanwhile Josh just casually sticks his hands into hot oil

[@confushisushi]

He has been tempered by the flames

[@lilinsulatorchick9665]

I'm pretty sure I've seen him take stuff out of the oven with no potholders in sight.. lol

[@SabbyDigital]

12:11 I think the wing was raw a bit

[@jordanr.2120]

Josh does burn himself, he just does it so often that it doesn't even register anymore. Nicole does it rarely enough to make it an anomaly

[@Silvanas85]

That's because his skin is like leather. Sometimes I question Josh's physical abilities. He's not human.

[@nikdc00]

The deranged, manic look in his eye when he says "Pilk Cheese" is what I'm here for.

[@highdefinition450]

i like 'it's called pilk anus'

[@burningrabbit7278]

I love how Josh roasts Nicole and then in the same breath is immediately "Yeah actually this bit is pretty creative"

[@vivakatrob13]

I love that over time watching these videos Josh has been loved and supported so much that he went from “please don’t touch me” to just running up and throwing himself into a hug for the win. This seems like the best group of friends 😍

[@L0v3dNL0st]

We know that Josh will always win these because he made his name making food crimes. I've seen what Rhett and Link made him cook.

[@Maxolotl124]

Exactly, Nicole had a good showing, and is an extremely talented chef, but Josh is a literal war criminal, she was never going to win the crime-off

[@Palidine4M0O]

NICOLE WAS GONNA WIN THOUGH!?!?! UGH!!!

[@blueturtle3623]

​@@Palidine4M0O...was she?

[@highdefinition450]

​@@Palidine4M0Ohow lol

[@Satchellfise]

As soon as I heard the judge say he was hungover I knew Josh won. He's just built for it

[@spacitytony]

If PILK ME DADDY isn't a t-shirt on the mythical store next week, I don't know what we're all doing here..

[@ItsDesh]

THANK THE LORD SOMEONE ELSE HEARD IT I CAN FINALLY STOP SCROLLING

[@lisamariealaniz7538]

I know right they need to make that on a shirt

[@TMWiddershins]

This episode graced us with "pilk anus" and "peanut butter ass wings." What a treasure

[@reynaldoponce3422]

Josh literally hugged Danny we know how Josh is about touch he was so excited it's so awesome

[@Electriophile]

Josh giggling uncontrollably over the testicle cheese is just delightful

[@HexusoftheSheep]

We used to make a "Brown Cow" when I was a kid w root beer, choc syrup and milk. The adults would make theirs with Kahlua. Sometimes, we would use Pepsi instead of root beer and call it a "Black Cow".

[@jhaymonroe4706]

That sounds disgusting... but it also sounds really good at the same time

[@LadyBoyToby]

We have brown cow and black cow and purple cow and so on as choices at my local milkshake place.

[@elij.514]

I had milk, chocolate sauce, and tonic. Called it an egg cream

[@tinntinnamp]

@@elij.514 Yep, my dad used to make actual egg creams, with all that plus an egg of course. was pretty good, but all the sugar probably isn't that amazing for your health

[@37thraven]

Yknow, when you think that we make floats with coke, rootbeer, gingerale, etc and ice cream. it really isn't weird at all to mix pepsi & milk. Just a difference of cream, sugar and ice. Color me biased. Also @@tinntinnamp I discovered delicious egg creams belatedly through Vietnamese restaurants (bc normal restos won't do raw egg anymore)

[@dandsinpurplerain77]

I just wanna know if Nicole is okay! That looks so serious. You’re amazing, Nicole! I hope you heal as quickly as possible 🥺.

[@laydeeTeaAurora]

Sorry to hear about your accident Nicole. Get better soon, I know that Jobst is so difficult to wear...I had to wear one for a few years (long story). But as always, you and Josh are amazing!

[@ephiuca]

I’m sorry i legit thought you said “its hard to wear josh” and i only noticed after the video ended.

[@_Will___]

“You can Josh are amazing” The worst part of this video was her annoying commentary.

[@baby_muppy]

@@_Will___ k

[@tinntinnamp]

@@ephiuca I thought the same thing and was like, OK ,is this a sophisticated way of saying Josh is hard to handle and she needs a break?! Then I read it again of course.

[@shego1142]

@@_Will___ someone’s not being their mythical best. Nicole is awesome and you’re being very rude. No one on the Mythical Crew is going to be impressed by you insulting their friends.

[@ric_gama]

Nicole is always picking on Josh for making brown food so today she made brown food on a brown platter, she got on his level

[@gracesellars4568]

And she still didn’t win 😭😭😭😭 I just can’t 🤣 I love them so much ❤

[@BlackLotusFlame]

I love the energy in this cast and crew, what a ride it must be to take part as a special guest.

[@JaeCyphe]

I can't even cap, Josh was the inspiration of 70 lbs of weight loss, after I saw old photos of him sneaking into Guy Fieris party I said to myself, if he can do it why can't I, and I now wear shirts as tight as Josh, even though I still have a while to go I will get there.

[@namywdraco]

There was once this old cracked article where a guy convinced a dairy queen to make a chilly cheese blizzard, and it remains the biggest food crime I've seen on the internet.

[@elcookiemuncher]

Josh I'm from South Africa, and I can tell you right now that almost all of the Road houses here have Brown Cows.

[@augustlovesjosh]

3 years? you're telling me i haven't been watching josh for 10 years?

[@caylorsean]

Watching Josh chug pilk made me cry harder than the end of Field of Dreams

[@37thraven]

^ Tell me a chapter of your life story in 15 words or less 😂❤️

[@JaySay]

Danny is a treasure, I'm so glad that he's part of the mythical team!

[@ashabahn]

Pilk is actually okay, but I always described it as "Imagine drinking a melted rootbeer float, but instead of the rush of vanilla and sugar from the ice cream, you are left extremely disappointed." 🤣🤣

[@mlosuno402]

I think Josh would be the perfect addition to the next season of Hell’s Kitchen! I picture him running up to Ramsay with two slices of bread and shouting “I wanna be an idiot sandwich!”

[@acethesupervillain348]

Man, I would love to see Josh as a commentator on some sort of Iron Chef type show, he's got so much insight into this kind of thing

[@uphoricnikki85]

I love Danny, what a great addition to the whole Mythical/Sporked crew.

[@Goob2787]

"The thick burps are back" and the amazing delivery of "That one stayed inside" have me laughing so hard I'm crying!

[@Nysteria]

OMG I'm so used on seeing Nicole being the shortest in the kitchen, and now Lily is the shortest, this feels so weird seeing them side by side

[@adampurdon9647]

I’d be interested in going to Mythicon if the food vendors menus are from Josh’s crazy recipes.

[@joshoftheforest]

I just want to see them TRY EACH OTHER'S FOOD

[@TheKurtandCoreyShow]

Pepsi and milk was made famous on the TV show Laverne and Shirley. I'm not sure if it started there or not, but that's where I first learned of it.

[@ThatOldStoner]

Woohoo! I'm not the only old one here!

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

I love that show. I don't remember that though. But I was also a kid when I watched it. 90s nighttime tv was amazing

[@ravinhud4979]

Gen X too. I never tried it cause 1) I love regular milk too much and 2) looked gross.

[@heruhcanedean]

17:13 Saying food is "GBD" is a thing Chef David Chang says. First time I heard him say it was in the show "Mind of a Chef." It's my answer when people ask how long to fry food for : "until it's GBD."

[@job8021]

Danny has strong Paul Rudd vibes. He should be a guest more often, very funny

[@sliceofsparta8985]

Come on, Josh and Nicole have to try each others dishes! You know they did, but why didn't it make the edit?! They both did so amazingly well with one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of! But I will say, Danny made it make a lot of sense when he brought up root beer floats. I do like a good Coke float; this might be ok. Or not, since Pepsi is vastly inferior to Coke.

[@willreviewsketo]

Best line. "You think you know doubt? You don't know doubt, till you have a cheese cloth filled with pilco fresco hanging overnight in your kitchen!"

[@borderlinecontent8661]

I think Coke and milk is actually a thing in the Midlands in the UK. It's kinda like a float you left sitting for hours

[@peterpumpkin1]

Yeah thats why I don't get why people are so disgusted by pilk, its pretty much just like a soda float if the icecream melted and was a little less sweet

[@LordDragox412]

Same with Milky Mountain, it's Milk and Mountain Dew in 1:1 proportions and is a drink loved all over the world.

[@tamrabananarama3354]

Yeah I thought of a float as well.

[@heruhcanedean]

@@LordDragox412 I'll stick with Mt Dew Voltage

[@TheAzureFlame]

This was a thing from Laverne & Shirley where Laverne would be seen mixing pepsi and milk

[@colbyhernandez7579]

Josh mentioning Skullcandy’s made my day.

[@gositachi8438]

“Peanut butter ass wings” the best line in any MK video 😭😭

[@POOMMAH]

Milk & Pepsi was Laverne's favorite drink on "Laverne & Shirley".

[@scottwischmeyer4928]

I was just going to say that

[@rhondawest6838]

@@scottwischmeyer4928 Me too.

[@rhondawest6838]

@Erik Hatzenbuehler give us any chance, we'll take it... give us any rule, we'll break it (... and I'll be singing that for the rest of the day)

[@karacheever4926]

I remember that so well...and don't forget the Scooter pies

[@rhondawest6838]

@@karacheever4926 I forgot about that!

[@EwokPanda]

"It's no Coke, but it is a Pepsi." - Nicole

[@kyleabney6047]

Pepsi is certainly one of the drinks of all time.

[@just83542]

@@kyleabney6047 whoa, let's dial back the ideological hyperbole, Mahatma Stalin.

[@johnharlan7205]

Milk & Pepsi was a thing in the 50’s, my Mom and her friends drank it then.

[@PrettyGuardian]

I like mine with a splash of half and half.

[@_GarlicQueen]

I grew up mixing Coke and milk. I guess it'd be called Cilk? Moke? xD

[@logstargo627]

I'm talking to my mom right now. I mentioned this episode and pilk (we love GMM and Mythical Kitchen). She's 66. I quote from her message: "Pepsi and milk -- pilk. Huh, was doing that when I was a kid. That was good stuff."

[@toddabbott781]

The “Laverne & Shirley” days when Laverne used to drink milk mixed with Pepsi onscreen. The show started back in 1976, but I am not sure when they first showed off this drink. It is supposed to be 50:50. You only do about 10% Pepsi.

[@WesEats]

Josh is so good at making these. Guess he was a evil mastermind all along 🤔

[@MikeCheckBiloxi]

The way you said that makes it sound like he died lol

[@dbone3356]

That's not news

[@InterstellarArtistStardust]

Aww, I thought Nicole was gonna win after those compliments... ah well, I hope you get better soon, Nicole!

[@Hinduman95]

as much as I might agree with the sentiment, it's kinda weird to see something that's drank all over Punjab being called "the internet's worst food crime" lol

[@greythumbshenanigans559]

Next food crimes should be Josh vs the whole Mythical kitchen since he absolutely has an advantage lol

[@adamthemute]

There's a drink called a paralyzer that has either vodka/tequila, Kahula, some Coke and an oz or 2 of milk. Tastes pretty alright.

[@theeldritchlibrarian]

I am definitely on Team Food Crime where pilk is concerned. I remember watching an old syndicated episode of Laverne & Shirley when I was about 5, in which Laverne drinks pilk. I thought it sounded interesting so I went into the kitchen and made some. It was the first time in my conscious memory that I had ever eaten anything that was so horrible it made me vomit immediately. I've never forgotten that horrific flavor.

[@amandalett6246]

I've heard "pilk" so many times now that I think it's a real world.

[@chandlerkrohn608]

I won’t lie this video is a good example of how much funnier Josh is than the rest of the crew 😂

[@SingularityDan]

The fact that Josh grew up drinking Pilk honestly kinda makes sense

[@SpeediraWindira]

I was thinking of Laverne and Shirley when they pulled out the milk and Pepsi.xD

[@Skylance87]

Same!

[@Mephistozenith]

I really missed that segment, thanks for bringing it back!

[@ryanjosef]

"Take it off , Shake it and throw it in the deep fryer "

[@Sneakythiccems68]

Lolllll "you shouldn't your dish is garbage," was such a cod shittalker line. I loved it

[@grabble7605]

"Peanut butter ass wings" is great too.

[@philoctetes_wordsworth]

Milk & Pepsi is from the Happy Days spin-off, Laverne & Shirley. A Brown Cow is vanilla ice cream floated in Root Beer, while a Black Cow is vanilla ice cream floated in Coca Cola with chocolate sauce.

[@FortuitousWench]

Nicole is so funny without even trying. And pretty. I love her.

[@JaySay]

Nicole is looking like everyone's flamboyant yet reserved aunt at the annual late spring/early summer family picnic, today. And she's _killing it!_

[@karlie8588]

There was a big thing at my school where people would print out pictures of Pilk and put it on this on teachers desk to terrorize her. They even went as far as to make fake emails and email her multiple pictures of Pilk. She was haunted by Pilk.

[@bluewheels3980]

the Pepsi and milk combination drink was highly popularized in the 1970s by Penny Marshall as Laverne DeFazio on the sitcom Laverne & Shirley. I'm not sure where it was first invented Penny Marshall said in her autobiography that she and her siblings used to drink it in Brooklyn growing up. she made it part of her character on the sitcom

[@sloanlopez3532]

I will never understand how Josh’s tastebuds work the way they do.

[@overevaluated]

the biggest difference between josh and nicole is that nicole made sure the earbuds were untangled

[@belatedkarma6767]

21:11 that chicken was undercooked

[@adityaagungpratama1181]

The way Nicole say "My darling Lily" really give me cam and Mitchell vibe from modern family here

[@sarad5021]

We used to drink Pepsi milk growing up in Southwestern PA! I had forgotten but the memory is unlocked.

[@Shimahou]

When I first heard about cola-milk a few years ago (as Coke-Milk from Golden Girls or something) I got super interested and had to try it. I liked it and had it many times, but every time I drank it, it upset my stomach (because of the curdling milk, I guess). I've since stopped drinking it to avoid the consequence, but I wish I could continue to enjoy it. This was a very fun episode! Both dishes looked super good. :) Get better soon, Nicole!

[@pauln4056]

Milk and Pepsi was a favorite of Laverne's from Laverne and Shirley. Always grossed me out when I saw it as a kid.

[@JasmineArlene86]

I'm 35, and used to watch reruns of Laverne and Shirley. Milk & Pepsi is definitely a 'Laverne' as she used to drink them.

[@excfontec6272]

The kitchen is Josh’s Sanctuary. You put him in an orange room and his energy levels went to 25%

[@alexmachan3255]

9 minutes in and I'm only now just realizing this was a competition video and not just Josh making an abomination that he will force his coworkers to eat.

[@brandonio_granger]

Laverne and Shirley popularized Pepsi and Milk on their TV show in the 70's

[@sjdrjh]

Milk and Pepsi was Laverne's favorite drink on the 70's TV show Laverne & Shirley.

[@tesskerkhof1407]

You guys should make a video series about designing/choosing the food for MythicaCon, I would love to watch

[@PeachyMcPeachface]

I unironically love Pilk

[@dougbaird5379]

Laverne drank milk and Pepsi all the time in the TV show Laverne and Shirley. It's not terrible, but chocolate milk and Pepsi tastes just like a chocolate ice cream float.

[@chai4768]

I can't believe nobody made icecream

[@discountfenix]

When Josh chugged that pilk, all I could think was “You monster…”

[@chuckmckendry194]

Milk & Pepsi was Laverne's favorite drink on Laverne & Shirley, and that's from the late 70's to early 80's.

[@Palidine4M0O]

At the @16:05 mark when Josh is saying she is running from the flavor again, i got so mad. She's run before, but this time she's running AT the flavor! Dangi JOSH!

[@thingimajig]

Growing up in the 70s and 80s. We would mix a bunch of different soda together and call it swamp water. Sometimes we would add milk and called that sewer water. It was horribly delicious!

[@DarmokAtTanagra]

That is beautiful. Those names are perfect.

[@shoty7428]

We will forever remember this victory for the joshians as the great pilk taco gambit of 22

[@hela2000]

Pilk was a featured drink on the show Laverne and Shirley back in the70's

[@GarC170]

25 years ago or so I played a joke on my friend by tricking him to drink 7up mixed with milk. He loved it but it wasn’t until years later I discovered 7up and milk was an actual thing. Blew my mind

[@acidblue8111]

That is the look of someone continuously questioning their career choices

[@victorhawkins3461]

Why would ANYONE ruin perfectly good Pepsi?! To paraphrase Emeril Lagasse, "What'd that Pepsi evah do to YOU?!"

[@lucehermezs]

Nicole and Josh huddled together with a single pair of headphones is comedy gold THANK YOU mythical kitchen. boo on the josh win tho >:/

[@JohnFoley1701]

A friend of mine from vietnam introduced the concept of milk in soda to me. Half and half in big red was his favorite.

[@sammoyers4792]

I have an infamous reputation among my friends for unironically drinking pilk

[@bwinter2529]

The moment Josh realizes "no, you are going down" doesn't sound quite kosher🤣

[@bethdavisjimenez]

Growing up we called it, Milk of Pepsi. Laverne on Laverne and Shirley drank it all the time too. I think it's awesome. Well at least I did when I was younger. I haven't had a soda in over 20 years.

[@hello19700]

I love Josh saying Paradise City lines haha.

[@spyroluver0951]

cooking with bepis i see 👀 Doggos will love that

[@williambinns218]

Pepsi milk was not invented on the show, but rose to popularity through the show of Laverne and Shirley

[@alaneggert609]

Milk and Pepsi. the drink loved by Laverne from Laverne and Shirley, back in the 1970's. It reminds me of a melted float. Like pepsi and ice cream, only the ice cream has melted.

[@MicahMann]

HA. How do you not know that milk & Pepsi came from the 70’s sitcom LAVERNE & SHIRLEY?? HA. It was Laverne’s favorite drink. HA. Great video.

[@elizabethmellor5626]

These episodes are some of my favourites!!!

[@mystarslover]

“Pinch of MSG” makes me happy for Uncle Roger

[@bushdudeandre]

As a South-African I can say that I also grew up drinking brown cows, that I learned from from my parents

[@edimc4353]

Pilk was made famous on the show Laverne and Shirley. It was Laverne's go to depression drink.

[@Midwoka]

5:34 You already know that I spend my October 28th and 29th convincing my roommates that we need more than one box of Halloween candy even though we reach upwards of 6 trick-or-treaters every year. We've been over this, Josh. =v

[@Jeremazing13]

Black cow is the best you need to get Moxie soda and Moxie ice cream and put the two together like you're making a root beer float but with moxie