Cool Cat Saves the Kids Review: Enjoying a Nice, Dead Horse

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

Music Used: Old Snake- MGS4 OST Real Slim Shady (instrumental)- Eminem Hero- Nickelback Substory Guitar Riff- Yakuza 0 OST My Name Is (instrumental)- Eminem You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Listen to Music if You Watch Needledrop- Negative XP Mementos theme- Persona 5 OST Cool Cat- Queen Hurt- Johnny Cash Mandeer- Mauro Caccialanza

[@marshalmarshall2109]

This looked like it could turn into a rakaraka video at any moment.

[@dedd1943]

Good music pretty based.

[@GigaChadh976]

Derek savage and cool cat are the boomer version of chris Chan and sonichu

[@asukagotbtfod1005]

finding negative xp in the wild fucking nice

[@blueripper1558]

I mean god damn if regular cats have multiple liters imagine how many those freaks of nature can have

[@saturnalia9220]

I Honestly can't imagine anything scarier than Cool Cat climbing out of a white van.

[@eugeneketaminekrebs3403]

You know that was originally gonna happen at some point right? Derek planned to make a Stranger Danger video with Cool Cat and Butch, and no joke, Derek said in his "kickstarter video" that Butch wanted to be kidnapped because "no body loves him." Of course all that went under and i believe went into Cool Cat stops a school shooting.

[@supermariof0521]

That would actually be a cool idea. Maybe Cool Cat, despite he and Butch's differences, Cool Cat would try to rescue Butch, and Butch would realize that despite their rivalry, Cool Cat knew that saving Butch was the right thing to do and the two could become friends.

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@supermariof0521that idea is too smart for Savage to come up with

[@courier6448]

If we just gave Butch the sweetroll at the beginning of Fallout 3, hed never wind up like this.

[@thishonestgrifter]

What’s the matter somebody steal your sweetroll?

[@WitchFisterVeo1911]

@@thishonestgrifter **slowly unsheathes the ebony blade**

[@suou0019]

Clearly he’s been eating a lot of those

[@jeremycarnes1656]

I could eat a sweetroll for hours

[@aconcernedcommissar6261]

The Bully charicter's actor put way to much effort into this

[@Acesahn]

He's not acting. He's channeling his inner demons into that character to make the voices stop.

[@InternetHydra]

I didn't know kids could do campy but he sure did.

[@curt3019]

Didn’t Derek threaten to dox people who criticize his movie on twitter? The irony writes itself

[@icravedeath.1200]

Research about the whole mess that happened with I hate everything, he's the exact opposite of emotionally mature.

[@BaronVonPurp]

Yeh he doxed a YTPer Mr. Bump for making an edgy poop. Bump was a teenager at the time. I was on the front lines on that one.

[@fishperson5390]

Now I want a Cobra Kai style Butch the Bully spin off

[@themindset4164]

I remember the beef between IHATEEVERYTHING that shit was entertaining.

[@MrLolguy93]

Good times my man Good times

[@PelemusMcSoy]

The anti-bully movie maker bullying an online reviewer... Irony at its finest.

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

I can’t believe that was so long ago

[@ShatteredGlass916]

@@archbishopofthecrusades9579 true, i just rewatched some YMS Stream Highlights where Adam talks about Derek and i kept forgetting how the whole drama were long time ago

[@fishperson5390]

Cool Cat's disregard for his own advice crossing the street without looking is a meta commentary on our difficulties in standing for our beliefs, and failing to live up to your own standards don't make them useless, like last year when Jordan B Peterson's had his room all messed up, he had failed, but that doesn't mean his ideas failed

[@CallanElliott]

Eh, we all slip momentarily to be honest.

[@henrynelson9301]

“Kids should learn about groomers when they’re older. Or when a male feminist moves into the neighborhood.” I fucking love you, man.

[@ValcristhCR]

"Cool Cat Saves the Kids" is a better representation of the cycle of violence than TLOU2

[@xX_JGGJ_Xx]

its official cool cat is the protagonist of spec ops after losing his mind

[@ohitsthatguy8079]

Cool cat is the official follow up to the spec ops the line ending where Walker comes home. Walker held a couple at gun point, forcing them to pretend to be his parents while the memories of what he did haunts him.

[@arandompasserby7940]

Cpt. Walker walks out of his house and sees a big orange cat talking with children. That's when he hears the voice of Konrad saying "Welcome to Hell, Walker. We've been expecting you..."

[@MrJason138]

To prove your point about how much he wants to bring Cool Cat into the real world. He would always refer to me as Cool Cat on set. Plus when I’d talk to him on the phone he’d tell me, Cool Cat loves you.

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

Jesus Christ, it must have been like working with a potential serial killer.

[@charlumau]

wtf

[@theholygamer969]

He escaped from a prison or mental asylum, didn't he?

[@djinsanity3575]

The fact that you suffer through this shows your inner strength. Thank you for this bud

[@loneronin6813]

Fun fact: At one point this movie was re-dubbed and the voice that replaced the original "Mamma Cat" character's voice was Cynthia Rothrock. She is known for being a skilled martial artist and Hong Kong Kung Fu B-Movie action star. Apparently she still trains and even teaches martial arts. She is also well-known for winning various weapons forms contests.

[@jaegerbomb269]

Never thought I'd miss 2015 until 2020 rolled around.

[@Bubbleskittymaster]

fun fact kool cat's mom was played by b movie marital artist actress known as blonde fury or sythia rasworth. she was in one of original cut of the movie before daddy derek recut it ith a different voice cause he well, wasn't professnial if you catch my drift.

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

Cool Cat? This is some deep lore here.

[@Nights002]

So......This is what happened to Captain Walker he really did become a monster that’s traumatized for life

[@MediaGhost_]

Broke: Referencing IHE reviewed this Woke: Referencing YMS reviewed this

[@Acesahn]

I'm still salty IHE told me I shouldn't complain about The Last Jedi tho...

[@giantidiot31]

I've been subbed to/watching YMS for so long that I can tell what he'll rate something just by his tone of voice lmao. Plus his Oscars vids/streams and when he watches bad movies with friends are hilarious.

[@tivvy2vs21]

@@Acesahn dammit

[@AlexDeese]

I miss those good old days of the internet.

[@MrLolguy93]

We all do

[@lucascoval828]

I miss the KZbin star rating system.

[@golagiswatchingyou2966]

It had it's charms

[@Acesahn]

I miss the 80s... and the 90s....

[@MrLolguy93]

@@Acesahn the 90s have a different meaning if you are from ex-Yu, if you catch my drift

[@mattc2306]

Ah, yes. The furry anti-bully movie.

[@evening_awning]

7:45 the bbq joke caught me off guard so much i almost choked

[@themostdeadmeme1609]

This dead horse beating is what I subscribed for.

[@dedd1943]

Ahh, good old times. Before YT and everything got cancerous.

[@legoworksstudios1]

As far as writing goes, I've had writer's block last me at least a few weeks even before covid. The script makes me think Derek Savage tried to speed on through with the power of acid.

[@Acesahn]

The most common cause of PTSD is sexual abuse... so your theory is most likely accurate.

[@Dubauabud]

Stream where you read "Cool cat stops a school shooting" when?

[@animecommander9433]

Every time Cool Cat closes his eyes he thinks back to the Eclipse when Griffith raped his lover. He wriggles around helplessly as he did all those years ago, desperately trying to save her. Alas, history is set in stone, and all he can do is imagine what could have been.

[@admfitz3480]

Fuck yes. Fuck yes. I'm so glad you covered this. I absolutely love this movie. Yeah the manga was better and the furry sex was cut but otherwise good adaptation

[@user-lx9ls3zz8n]

Is Butch really senator Armstrong in the making 🤔🤔

[@Noiric]

Nanomachines son!!!

[@Senator-Wary]

He has a dream

[@exterminatusnow1264]

Yo, what's the movie with that kid melting scene you've shown? Looks neat.

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

The 1988 remake of The Blob. It's fun as hell.

[@exterminatusnow1264]

@@TheAlmightyLoli thx, the only melting blob scenes i remember is the pink crap melting a dude and his hand snapping off, guess I missed this one.

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

@@exterminatusnow1264 It's the scene where Eddie gets sucked by the Blob in the sewer.

[@SIGNOR-G]

What does your name means, mh fellow european?

[@exterminatusnow1264]

@@SIGNOR-G It's a secret.

[@ironmiron9666]

Love how it almost sounds like you are rapping to the beat in this.

[@SushiSteakSeafood]

thank you for reminding me of tom cruise in tropic thunder

[@natemanning924]

The guy walking back into his house is the funniest thing that came out of this movie.

[@raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670]

this is probably one of the best reviews of cool cat, the clips and soundbites you chose were hilarious, your insights were well stated and you’re asides particularly the piracy bit were really funny kudos my dude

[@bigbadseed7665]

Frankly, I didn't groan with disappointment, sir. I sighed with nostalgia, and I thank you for it.

[@lunchmeat5000]

I didn't know this existed. I wish I was still oblivious.

[@justinjernigan5696]

Rock on, Butch. Maria will notice you one day, my dude. We'll be here cheering when she does. You got this! Edit: I watch the next few moments, I stand corrected.

[@Acesahn]

20:10 The sound effects... OMG I'm crying!

[@tailfin6595]

23:12 Butch doing the Happy Merchant hand rub

[@andret3739]

I like that you have theYakuza 0 substory music in the background, the main story is the channel awesome movie streams

[@httm241]

Butch the Bully is the only person in this movie with any form of personal agency everyone else is an NPC

[@captainhardcock9458]

Considering what Cartoon network has put in their program for the past few years Cool cat doesn't seem all that bad now

[@patchmoulton5438]

Not even furries can condone boinking Mrs. Cat. . . . . . please dear gods, don't prove me wrong

[@nickt4731]

This has been done to death. But you added a fresh take. 10/10. You are a cool cat.

[@Itsyaboi75]

Oh yes... when memes flowed free... we are on the worst timeline... why are we still here just too suffer?

[@thishonestgrifter]

Are you just going to lay down and take it?

[@Itsyaboi75]

@@thishonestgrifter no way, just stating the way I see it

[@goukeban6197]

19:22 I feel like if I had a career as a gigolo I'd regret less than this.

[@loudnoises8197]

dead horse? that shits a fossil, nice video tho

[@GalaxiaStars]

Your analysis of Butch almost makes me want a Cool Cat AU where Butch has more depth behind why he's a bully. Almost.

[@epicnoodles7022]

This feels like something my english teacher would play when I was in 3rd grade

[@groggod666]

I always knew Negative Xp was actually cool cat.

[@vagrant2863]

Cool Cat appearing twice in the credits once as essentially himself and again as "Jason Johnson" really raises some red flags.

[@MrJason138]

That’s because he refused to let me credited as the actor behind all of it. He only put name on of the DVD covers. And that was Cool Cat finds a gun. He would talk to me as if Cool Cat was a real person, not as a character I played.

[@mitrion301]

@@MrJason138 that is quite creepy. Hope you got a nice paycheck for that.

[@LORDSofCHAOS333]

10:09 still a batter script then the last of Us part 2 .

[@nob2243]

ProcrastiTara: uploads a Cool Cat review TheAlmightyLoli: uploads a review about the same thing literally two days later Is it just a coincidence? Or is there some behind the scenes collaborating we don't know about? Or simply a case of _"great minds think alike"?_ The world may never know...!

[@niiskii2594]

Cool Cat Saves Dubai

[@thishonestgrifter]

I wonder if he feels like a hero yet?

[@webbrowser6454]

Curse you for ending with Cash's cover of Hurt. I came here to laugh not to cry.

[@kinchapan9700]

14:56 Did i hear a "will you shut the fuck up?"

[@MarkMightBeBetter]

ye

[@blknmongl342]

Cool cat sounds and looks like a boss character from a manhunt game.

[@DANEMAN5]

The old snake theme. Hits different in this instance hahaha.

[@smallebige3310]

I remembered the cool cat save the kid with I hate everything.

[@RyoLeo]

0:58 *Lone Digger intensities* Also lone digger is a good song and anyone who haven’t heard of it go check it out is by caravan palace and if you enjoy anthro brutality killing each other watch the music video. Alright back to the video

[@sarmeister1699]

Fucking love this rendition of Cool Cat saves the Kids... it's beautiful

[@user-37dvk]

Seeing an adult-sized person in a full body cat costume pitching his voice up to sound like a kid while talking to children rings alarms in my head even despite knowing it's just a children's movie about fighting bullies

[@zer0026]

What movie is that at 1:44 ? It looks like a good watch

[@dionysus-sama6338]

mental image of the day Derrik does unspeakable things to cool Cat...butt stuf fto be exact lol

[@luismoralesacevedo3100]

The connections between Butch and Armstrong are scary yet plentiful

[@danielbull252]

Cool Cat being a war criminal makes me curious what war crime he commited. Incendiary Weaponry? Public Execution? Munitions fired on Civilians? What horrid crimes has this cat commited to make him like this?

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

He came to nam to defend his country, what came back wasn't the same person. His experience there twisted him into a childlike being that couldn't function in civilised society. So anyway that's why he lives with his parents.

[@MrLolguy93]

Hey Loli, dunno if you've seen my comment from a while ago, but have you heard about the manga Blade of the Immortal? It's one of the best samurai manga out there (alongside Ronin). The anime from 2019 is pretty good, though it's a bit rushed. There is even a sequel manga set in the Bakumatsu period. It was even an inspiration for Naruto and Sekiro. Sorry if I sound a bit annoying, it's just my first seinen manga after watching shonen animes ;)

[@Acesahn]

Yo... Blade of the Immortal the manga... exquisite. There are few stories good enough to go down as "Great" and while I despised the ending the rest of the story was S tier, right up there with Berserk and I don't say that lightly.

[@MrLolguy93]

@@Acesahn eh, it's a Japanese thing. They have a huge hard-on for bitter sweet endings. Though I did like it, not to mention that there is a sequel. Maybe the author will go full Go Nagai and make a bunch of sequels.

[@Acesahn]

@@MrLolguy93 Yea, I noticed Japan's affinity for tragedy, though I hate it when said tragedy seems self inflicted for the sake of tragedy rather then an actual decision they would make. Ah well, guess the morale of the lesson was "Why fall in love when you can just groom your girlfriends ancestors kids?" XD

[@MrLolguy93]

@@Acesahn bro, just look at Japan sinks. Nuff said. I think the author was teasing a sequel with the end of the original, co sidering we now have one. Plus, in the credits of the 2008 anime we see Manji in modern Tokyo. Personally, I'd love to see a full on crossover with Black Lagoon. Imagine Manji as a gruff, but well-meaning mentor to Rock and Revy. Plus, I always shipped him with Shenhua. You can go crazy and add other immortals. Make the anime look like Tarantino's version of The Highlander

[@Acesahn]

@@MrLolguy93 We already have an anime Highlander anime/manga. It's called: Rozen Maidens. But holy shit, Black Lagoon / Blade of the Immortal could really be a thing?

[@PLpatriot999]

THAT'S RAD

[@slamdaddyshapirowo9893]

I love how the first sentence of this video does not age

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

Cool cat fights his holy war against bullies, like a true god warrior. Allah approves.

[@jtehmain8261]

I'll be honest, I liked the video for the use of the hero song alone. I love that song it's a banger. 👍☺ Edit: Great review btw.

[@chris_player2995]

12:34 that scene from Spec Ops The Line lol

[@cameronmacleod1906]

21:39 JASON! ... I mean, MIKEY!

[@Guts_the_Black_Swordsman]

I always expect you to say "It's guts"

[@isaac_r_s2716]

Cool cats PTSD comes from his criminal use of white phosphorus on women and children

[@MooBler350]

I guess

[@Kira-ji2ft]

This post is not UN War Crims Commission approved

[@Xaxp]

You get a like for the Negative XP song haha

[@averyaustin1]

Cool Cat is just Captain Walker and this is taking place after he returns home. Prove me wrong.

[@GengarGuy999]

I’m just glad that there are still some people that still care about ( or I guess more like talk and make fun of) Cool Cat. It’s a little sad that nobody talks about him, and how he basically has lost his relevance. It was the perfect it’s so bad it’s good movie. It would be interesting to see more Cool Cat movies, and if it’s any better or worse (though I probably wouldn’t want to).

[@jaykeii]

i wonder how daddy derek would react when he sees an actual punk

[@malekiththeeternityking5433]

Filthy Frank/Idubbz days

[@spudzmcenzie3548]

most underrated youtuber ever

[@smallebige3310]

This why your exwife left Derek.

[@Robert-wf7xu]

When I heard "Needle drop" I thought single Word Based.

[@LORDSofCHAOS333]

15:05 yeah it's this movie really for kids because I start to develop some theory's on cool cat dark past in irack .

[@LORDSofCHAOS333]

12:28 so cool cat was in the military i do ask my self does have some irack flash back

[@robbyrhodes4572]

What’s the back at 0:00 from?

[@ninavale.]

Idk if it'll show up but there's this one line in the Eric Estrada and Vivia A. Fox bit where she tells how she told a bully off...and then Eric goes "I was there, and everyone was happy because the bully picked up on all kids" which like gave me a pause...because Eric Estrada is like 15 years older than her. I'm assuming she's talking about the time she was a kid either in high school or younger...so is the implication that Eric Estrada hung around grade school-aged kids as an adult and already knew Vivica somehow? Despite not being her family or anything? Because that's kinda creepy. Because it's not like they're playing fictional characters who are closer in age/same age...they're starring as THEMSELVES. so they're their IRL ages. Now, I'm sure Daddy Derek, being a robot/reptilian didn't realize how it all sounds.

[@MoskHotel]

Times where Loli actually made the Cool Cat movie quite funny for me: 3:07 3:51 5:15 6:25 8:45 10:29 11:18 12:27 13:18 15:23 16:01 16:42 17:20 19:17 20:33 21:05 22:13 24:24

[@train_rec]

What movie is that at 5:42

[@pyrrhusofepirus8491]

11:45 but can we comment on this? Cool Cat is supposed to be the master missionary of the anti bullying sect of the church of goodness, and can convert even the most lowly, sinful and irredeemable of bully pagans, to the divine light of moral exceptionalism and friendship. And he’s frightened of being bullied by this one person. Who is this Antichrist of not niceness, the grand patriarch, sin arch bishop of the cult of bullies? Whoever he is, whatever he’s done, if Cool Cat is afraid of him or her or it. Then the world is soon to fall...

[@kapparomeo]

You could say that the Hollywood Parade segment isn't just fluff with Derek Savage boasting to himself, but as it comes after the online hate-mail segment it could actually have a useful lesson for kids. Millennials, who are all thirtysomethings now, thought they grew up with computers and the internet but modern youngsters in the iGen are absolutely MARINADED in always-online internet connectivity. Telling them to disconnect from all of the relentless web-spew and getting out in the world a bit is not a terrible message if the two scenes were associated with each other a bit more clearly.

[@JohnTrustworthy]

So how high do I need to be to watch this movie?

[@LORDSofCHAOS333]

The movie age way batter then YMS and IHE . Sad to say . Aw yeah and the H3H3 FUPA scam .

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

Depends, how high can you get without causing serious damage? Because you'll have to go even further beyond this time.

[@NEETKitten]

Eh, getting high just to watch cool cat is a waste of money. Just drink half a case and you'll have a lot of fun with movie, and still have just enough of a buzz left to enjoy an *intentional* comedy without draining your wallet as much. Speaking from experience here.

[@H_P_Lovecraft]

Will you do a Nagatoro review when it comes out

[@noravanguard]

I had to do it... 18:54 "God's children are not her sale" Said once in the film

[@theholygamer969]

Hell, yeah.

[@handrew4813]

Butch for president

[@Acesahn]

That's literally young Hunter Biden.

[@fishperson5390]

@@Acesahn Nah, Butch is secretly the hero trying to save Maria from a a sadistic war veteran in a cat suit, as the situation gets more and more heated he falls for more ruthless and lethal ways, until he gets arrested by a corrupt cop/porn actor that is on Cool Cat's pay book, in the sequel Butch will kill Cool Cat as last resort in dramatic final fight

[@Christian-gr3gu]

Really hope you don't actually have a painkiller addiction

[@GigaChadh976]

I combine oxcys and M&M’s. Call that shit the Boston snack zone

[@topbloke8572]

Did you actually get Malware pirating the movie? If so, thank you for your sacrifice.

[@marshalmarshall2109]

Hey, did you guys hear about Madrid getting blown up?

[@golagiswatchingyou2966]

The city? What happened?

[@marshalmarshall2109]

@@golagiswatchingyou2966 we don't know yet, but 4 people died.

[@golagiswatchingyou2966]

@@marshalmarshall2109 only 4? Is that not a weekly thing for Madrid? Most of Europe these days

[@marshalmarshall2109]

@@golagiswatchingyou2966 good point.