Cops let you do ANYTHING in one of these!

Chris loves to drive something a bit outside of the box...with a box inside of it. His 1972 hearse never fails to make a scene and generally gets him out of trouble.
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[@TheMELLOWcheese]

"I have a cop encouraging me to do a burnout with a dead body in the back of my car" Context is overrated

[@jeremylunning654]

I know right, that happens to me at least once a week!

[@paulrevere2928]

I am comment #666... Hearses are great novelty vehicles. I grew up in South Georgia and a classmate Joey W. (whose dad owned a used car lot) got one as a party car our senior year of high school. It was a gas guzzler and he could rarely afford to drive it, this was 1981 gas was over $1 a gallon. At lunch one day, on a $5 bet Joey did a belly buster off a picnic table into a mud puddle for gas money to get home and back to school the next day... People went crazy! True story...

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[@shaun__3]

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[@jodiross6320]

😅😅😅😅😅🤍

[@michaelcianci7944]

i actually teared up at the thought of someone doing a big fat burnout for a passed car enthusiast. you sir are a true hero

[@Diogenes_von_Sinope]

stumbled upon a video of a german motorbike accident funeral. there were traktors blocking the crossroad and everyone who was able to, did some donuts. it still gets me remembering it.

[@umarex096]

@@Diogenes_von_Sinope kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmK4ioZphrl1ocU

[@harambe3353]

I died when he said I was going “a” mile an hour

[@godfreypoon5148]

Lucky he has a hearse!

[@ZerotheWanderer]

Same. Replayed the video like 4 times. I got pulled over for going *A* mile an hour.

[@gosportjamie]

Maybe the first person ever to nearly get a ticket for a violation that's usually attached to high speed at less than walking pace...

[@RewtB33R]

He said 80 I d i o t

[@EdBolian]

I would never have guessed, but driving a hearse around sounds like a lot of fun. I bet that casket could hold a lot of fuel.

[@nickhuck7792]

Please No, No More ideas for Ed.

[@izzeiscoolyo]

lmfao, Ed.

[@jrchismorie]

Cannonball cruiser. Casket def can be converted into a fuel cell

[@JowoHD]

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

[@psychoholic]

For perspective - I once drove her to Denver for a car show and used 315 gallons of gas there and back from Atlanta.

[@HotboiEngineering]

I love how he started explaining what mods he did but then just chocked it up to "it was the 90's".

[@ArtemisKitty]

And yet if you're old enough? You know that's SO TRUE. (And we all did it too, along with owning at least 1 pair of neon pants, LOL)

[@someperson7]

It was a different time.

[@derpingforlulz]

This is one of the few Vin Wiki interviews that come close to Ed's story telling ability! Props to Chris!

[@scowley86]

He's def smart. Well spoken, funny, tactful use of puns, comical analogies, charactered down to his marrow ( anyone who drives a 62 rat hearse has to be). Wouldn't be surprised if he's a writer.

[@100DollarJoint]

Facts

[@YouTubeHandlesAreStupid]

I'm proud to have this guy living in my county

[@8bitter696]

Tim same

[@couch1596]

Brandt Ostrom What the fuck is wrong with you?

[@wetlettuce4768]

I'm proud to live on the same planet as this guy

[@USN_Ret-]

Brandt Ostrom, He said COUNTY you fucking jackass.

[@enkrypt3d]

he's one of my good friends. one of the most genuine people you'll ever meet.

[@techredneck3046]

I died when he said they stopped inviteing us when we wher throwing candy someone got hit in the face with a gieant bag of tootsie rolls lmao

[@deerlord2363]

LMFAO!

[@TronRider]

you must need the hearse then

[@noone-nd4ml]

Don't worry that's not important

[@biggoomba2237]

Joboi yes lmao

[@heavyhanded1782]

When life hits you in the face with tootsie rolls you eat tootsie rolls

[@FundsRLow]

this guy is just as good of a story teller as Ed!! they should do a cannonball run in his hearse. or at least a hearse. Think of all the fuel cells they could fit in the back!

[@Mercman1010]

it's all the hilarious almost joke like side tangents he tells you about, straight faced, and then flows perfectly back into the main telling.

[@TheTsunamijuan]

Not to mention you could lye-down completely to get some rest if you wanted to.

[@jmoney7289]

TheTsunamijuan in a casket lol

[@72cuts]

Coming from a guy who has had 5 hearses, I respect this story.

[@michaelweston2285]

Ed's storytime has competition

[@Iceman2001]

Michael Weston My name is Michael Weston I used to be a spy until.....

[@benpc1794]

@@Iceman2001 you're blacklisted Michael

[@sheldonaubut]

About a minute into this one I was about to hit the kill button as hearses just don't interest me , then got sucked in deep. Absolutely entertaining stories, and some of the best I've heard here. It is mostly for Ed's stories that I am glued to this channel and Chris is now my second favorite storyteller.

[@jricedrums]

Easily the best story I've heard that wasn't told by Ed!

[@aaronm4317]

Yea it doesn't matter what I'm doing . Once I see Ed I have to click, this guy is great too.

[@spencergrubb5153]

Couldn't have said it better

[@pwrightisright8611]

No one is your friend when you need help lifting a casket into an old hearse after a police drug search. And on that bombshell...

[@shawnparadox9299]

Imagine being one of those people who passed him back then with the casket and seeing this video now...

[@tommychii]

*Top gear ending theme comes in*

[@SpectrumSurvivalist]

They thought it had a corpse, LMAO.

[@MrNissetuta]

Lol! Yeah what are the world coming to? XD

[@xyanide1986]

Smartassing cops, always a good idea.

[@guskipper1194]

"This may be the greatest moment of my life" - truth

[@leevega6964]

This guy seems like he's studied Ed's mannerisms and nailed it

[@CyclingSJH]

This one just about tops the list. Awesome guy, fantastic stories.

[@yamahonkawazuki]

absolutely, this is on par with or perhaps even tops eds shenanigans. hmmm the 2904 in a hearse?

[@goatmonkey2112]

The lady who owned Ria's Bluebird died a few years ago. I was told that she left the restaurant to one of the waitresses without ever telling her she was doing it.

[@goukizx2]

This has been the best story telling on this channel by far.

[@XeNo11000]

Stop at 4:25 and look at his hand...😂

[@pwrightisright8611]

Savage

[@psychoholic]

We have been playing that since we were kids, I HAD to.

[@Itsme-sr8rp]

psychoholic me too xd

[@MarkCoopersisqocracker]

Oh yeah, still doing it! I noticed this in another video where the guy did it on the interview itself. Arne maybe it was? I forget now.

[@psychoholic]

The circle game - you suffer the indignity of your friends punching you after you gaze upon the circle below the line of the shoulder relative to gravity* *these are the rules as we play them. We've given up on punching each other in favor of just making fun of the victim.

[@ajxjdjdjf6707]

The only VIN wiki story teller to get close to Ed's story telling ability 👍😁

[@Wolf35063]

Oh man this one is easily going in my favorites. My favorite stories by far on this channel. Please bring him back

[@mcearl8073]

This guys story telling is right up there with Ed’s.

[@Thunder-qf5dm]

Wich?

[@mcearl8073]

Thunder 9501 what do ya mean?

[@Thunder-qf5dm]

Bmac 814 wich Story?

[@mcearl8073]

Thunder 9501 I didn’t really mean any particular story, just that Ed Bolinger is a great story teller and this guy has the same ability. Some people can make a pretty exciting even sound pretty boring and others can make just about anything into a compelling story.

[@WhatComesAroundTM]

*Do this at my funeral*

[@jacobsweat1520]

i have a lot of tires for my truck, i don't want them after i've died. i'll leave it at that

[@eformance]

Chris is another story teller on par with Ed "Shrewd Negotiator" Bolian!

[@saryniah]

I love the Ed stories.... "I offered 30k, she wanted it for 75k, and being the shrewd negotiator she was... I am the proud owner of a (insert car) for 30k"

[@phsyco123]

Omg, we need more of this.. I am dying over here... what? too soon?

[@flappy7373]

i happened upon this video entirely on accident this guy's ability to blend cheeky storytelling with clever sarcastic humor is just incredible! awesome!

[@bearmorningsun5092]

I need another Guinness and I could listen to this guy for hours! Hilarious!!

[@kaylanoller8661]

bear morningsun isn't it like noon?

[@wanker7371]

Kayla Noller You make that sound like it's a problem

[@bryanwhite3021]

Kayla Noller drinking problem? I ain't got no problem drinking at all

[@alexpalmer8846]

As a funeral director I can 100% attest to the fact that you can almost get away with anything in a hearse! I can also attest that the newer cadillac coaches will not go more than 100. Love the stories!

[@ganormand]

As a former "weird" car collector, I totally get this guy

[@33482]

As a hearse driver myself, i can only say that it is the best car one can own Advantages -Much loading space -Best tent to sleep in at festivals -you are not abused as group taxis as they usually have only 2 seats -metalbands would most likely sign it -no need to invest hilarious amounts of money into it to get the stares by the others -cops usually leave you alone -blasting the undertakers theme from it as you drive past (old) people is just funny as fuck Disadvantages -unable to transport more then 1 person at a time Otherwise, no idea, downsides are basicly like every car. Needs repairs, gas and all that.

[@rw9495]

You guys literally never disappoint, man it makes me so happy to hear these awesome stories all the time.

[@gnarshread]

One of the best Vin Wiki videos ever! I want to buy this gentleman a beer!

[@Nikita-sb7bh]

gnarshread no homo

[@redram5150]

"I'm here to pick up my wife" *GASP* I lost it there

[@Neogeozz]

This story belongs in the hall of fame.

[@JonnyLee]

I grew a beard during this video, unfortunately it vanished quickly after. Vinwiki does weird things to a mans body.

[@firstnamelastnameisallowed7943]

"I'm here to pick up my wife" line was hilarious cuz I could perfectly picture the entire situation and the looks on everyone's face as he said that.

[@arnesantics3536]

I love Hearse shenanigans!

[@harrywisniewski5017]

I was doing 75 on I-95 in Virginia. The speed limit was 55. I only have a permit. Didn’t get stopped once.

[@DALE7XCHAMP]

As a Former 472 CI 375 Hp S&S Victoria Hearse owner, your story is AWESOME!!!!

[@mikeward8218]

OMG man, the hospital story had me rolling! My wife is a long time nurse and after many trips to pick her up from work I've gotten a good feel for the place and as such can literally picture it. That collective gasp must have been priceless. Loved the stories, thanks for sharing them as you certainly have a gift for gab and was quite entertaining!

[@imthekingofrs2]

Now this. Was a great story. Thank you for sharing.

[@aaronlycan6595]

Hell yeah! That's definitely an awesome way to say goodbye to someone. That's actually so awesome that he got to do a burnout to say goodbye

[@procyonlotor1906]

BEST car story of all time. Burning rubber with a dead body in the back, in front of cops. And he tells it so well.

[@crissvartur]

Best vinwiki story yet!!!!!

[@moroit1]

I found this channel few days ago. Best channel i've seen so far if you like car related stories

[@keganlb]

FrozenDragon oooh shoulda been here for the buy bitcoin days.

[@badapple65]

291 thumbs down?👎🏻 at this point? Why? An incredibly original story. Well told as well. I’ll never understand the negativity of people that receive free entertainment and whine about it.

[@leecrawford6560]

Love the guy's beard And he's enertaining😎🤘

[@techycanuck658]

Ohmygosh, I had one of these too. No air and no radio until we installed a system ourselves. I had a fake arm hanging out the back and took it camping. We installed an extra set of bucket seats in back and had a ton of fun in it. This story takes me back to those days. Thx

[@jacobirvine704]

I love how he just brushed over "a nice 200 -300 year old man"

[@Ytuser-po2xn]

The people at vinwiki have some of the coolest stories to tell. They've all lived interesting lives.

[@NorthforkNetwork]

who down thumbed this? awesome story.

[@StaticImage]

They hit the thumb down on accident. They were laughing too hard and clicked it without knowing. Happens all the time.

[@NorthforkNetwork]

ahahaha

[@thefirkman7400]

I love the stories about Chris' 1972 Cadillac Hearse

[@cburke6651]

Man this channel is entertaining I love it ! Keep them coming :)

[@argmanah]

Also from Atlanta here. Sadly, Ria (of Ria's Bluebird) passed away a few years ago. Ria was great, and her restaurant is still a wonderful place to eat.

[@Azzysdesignworks]

That last story is the best "can I borrow your car" story ever. Props.

[@spyderMN]

I too had the opportunity to do a burnout with my father-in-law, dead, in a casket, in the back of a '56 Ford F100 truck that we had built. The funeral director was petrified, worried the casket would slide out the back and on to the ground. I had planned this ahead of time and made sure the casket would be more than secure in the bed of the truck. It was a surreal experience..

[@MrFraserLaser]

Love the longer vids, I hope this guy has more stories to come

[@Rygoat]

My Auntie would have loved that last story. At her funeral her casket wasn't moved in a hearse, she was in the sidecar of a motorcycle (in a casket still of course)

[@dedalliance1]

I never thought driving a Hearse could be so much fun.

[@WarhoundUTX]

Ed idk where you find these guys but damn keep it up man! These stories keep getting better and better on every video! Cant wait for more!!!

[@26muca07]

I could listen this guy telling stories for hours. He's fascinating.

[@joshuadoliveiro]

Hospital story was the best thing I heard all year

[@97TP]

Amazing story. What a great way to finish this video! Chris is a great story teller, hope to see him on this channel more often!

[@eformance]

So, once upon a time I belonged to a small informal Mustang club. Most of the guys in the club were rag-tag car builders who scratched performance parts from anywhere they could. We also had a guy with a brand new Atlantic Blue GT with the big wing, Cobra R body kit, and wheels. We heard about a car meet up in Concord and we were from Santa Cruz. Well, we hopped on 17 to 880, then got on 680. This was back when cell phones were not REALLY prevalent, but people had them in their cars. We're cruising up 680 and get to a point where some FC RX7 decides he wants to play with us. Well, I had probably the highest power car in the group and it was equipped with 12 inch glass packs and side pipes (which were good for a 20HP loss). This RX7 guy and I started trading "who's faster", then the rest of the guys in the group started doing it -- by this time it was a matter of necessity as leap frog was the only way the pack could stay together. Well, things went on and we kinda lost track of how much distance we covered. Eventually we calmed down and the Atlantic Blue Mustang resumed his leader duties and we soon pulled off the freeway towards our destination. But alas, we hadn't escaped the long arm of the law, a Motorcycle Officer had been trailing us for quite some time and proceeded to pull over the entire group. The story, as was relayed to me, is that for a 20 mile stretch of 680 we'd lit up 911 with every cell phone. The officer didn't personally witness our shenanigans, so he couldn't write up anyone specifically, however he did issue a stern warning to our pack leader to mind our P's and Q's. To this day, I can only imagine what a side-piped 5.0 with glass packs would sound like ripping past you at full throttle, chased by a suped-up Turbo-II FC RX7...

[@xbone4138]

EFormance Engineering gotta love the 5.0’s

[@ThatACRGuy]

I couldn't stop laughing , his descriptions were hilarious! ! Best video you guys put out so far !!

[@caseywilcox3448]

As a true car fanatic this is one of the greatest stories I've herd. Thank god for people like this!!!!

[@Thunderontheroad]

This man is the kind of person the world needs more of.

[@grizllyman]

this video has so many memorable phrases.... that you can`t use unless near a hearse

[@charlesbissey9901]

This is the greatest VINwiki story by far

[@milkncheese1]

The last story is truly awesome thank you cop and thank you dude for giving that guy possibly the best send off a lone man could have. And great community in pulling together to help a lost soul.

[@ps2hacker]

I used to have an old car with lots of engine, and I made a couple of mods to it. I routed the rear brake line through the floor, and through the center console, where I installed a shut off valve, so I could shut off pressure to the rear cylinders. Then I installed a windshield washer in the trunk, with the squirters in the rear fender wells, pointing at the back tires. Then I filled that with antifreeze, and had a button for that in the console as well. Now I can shut off the back brakes, hold the front brakes and the gas at the same time, and burn the tires off it until the cows come home. And the antifreeze made lots of smoke, and helped keep the tires from catching on fire. Lot of fun! You seem like the perfect guy for that mod.

[@9HighFlyer9]

I worked at a mortuary in Phoenix, can confirm. Flew to Long Beach to pick up a coach that had been shipped from Hawaii. Drove home with my foot to the floor and expired Hawaiian plates. One DPS officer turned his lights on as I passed him but that was it. Also driving a tow truck will allow all sorts of forgiveness from law enforcement. Especially highway patrol.

[@jolynedrover1768]

Damn good stories, I used to have a 1994 Cadillac Fleetwood Superior Hearse and I currently have a 1986 Pontiac Parisienne Eureka Hearse and it can be a lot of fun to mess with people.

[@AshwinKrishnanAK]

I love his ability to phase between stories seamlessly!

[@robMrRob]

Chris. Thank you for sharing your stories of owning a Hearse and Not being a Funeral home worker! Your tales are priceless!

[@joasolvang]

Just bloody love this story. Never laughed so much in VINwiki watching :D

[@daltonmoniz6712]

4:26 He got us all

[@Kihidokid]

ArmyShots fuck

[@peterlyons2000]

He's got the gift. Amin is spot on.

[@ryanwiese5280]

Those old caddys will lay down some serious rubber.

[@Synthwave89]

Absolutely fantastic story.

[@xplizitification]

We need a double thumbs up button!

[@MatthewxxMassacrex]

this has to be my absolute favorite vinwiki episode now

[@Berzerk29]

Some of the best car stories I’ve heard to this day.

[@VINwiki]

Thanks so much for watching!

[@darielvazquez930]

"I'm here to pick up my wife" LMFAO

[@brettbilger1390]

I feel like I need to say madam more.

[@EdBolian]

I think we all do

[@rebellemming84]

This was great! Thank you for saving a beautiful car, and for having fun while doing so!

[@PeugeotRocket]

OMG. This is one of the best stories I have ever heard. I was smiling the entire time.

[@dinukap4]

Bring this dude back.

[@VINwiki]

Good idea. It has been a while.

[@TheRockabillyArts]

VINwiki I need to tell you the story of ‘the car that ruined my childhood’

[@danieltodd4563]

After my uncles funeral his best mate at the time destroyed a brand new set of tires on my uncles old car outside the funeral home, burned em all the way up the road smoke everywhere it was an awesome burnout, but then the funeral directors came out and started going off so we went up the road a bit in the other cars and about another five cars ripped through sets, (keep In mind this is Australia we do good burnouts)

[@erlanggahurip9263]

Always love Vinwiki interviews so much interesting stories..

[@piotrl.pawlak7851]

I laughed/cried/could not get up from the floor listening to the hospital story. I completely did not see it coming. I was so darn sure you were blocking entrance, or maybe some other car... until the moment you said "I am picking up my wife". Great story.

[@MarkCoopersisqocracker]

I suspect this guy has been influential to Ed's story telling. :-) hee hee I hear things that Ed has, that I suspect originated here. Both are great. I wouldn't take one over the other. I think this guy's spicy language has spilled over into Ed's vocabulary (analogy telling). :-D GREAT STUFF MAN!!! Thanks Ed for having him on. More please! :-)

[@joegaskill8742]

GREAT f$&kin storie,,great story teller! Greatest channel on the Tube,,PERIOD

[@1VVSA]

him and ed have the best stories

[@pascalxus]

i love a happy ending to a story

[@FA-cd2de]

Of the best guests I've seen on here. He's just as animated as Ed, I love the videos keep up the good work.

[@mjtt12]

Im in the middle of class watching this and I keep getting stared at because im laughing way to much

[@drivemyexotic5274]

This one had me laughing. Glad I didn't choke on my food and need to get a ride from this dude. :0)

[@danmiddlekauff1023]

Wow great stories man. I live in Carlisle PA, not terribly far from Lancaster. Thanks for comin by man.

[@capttom7772]

Back in the late '60s and early '70s I had a '57 MM, three-way delivery with a 330 cid and a 4 speed hydro glide!!! I graduated H.S. in '70.....WOW what a car, what memories, what times and gas was .30 cents a gallon!!!