The Burlap Bandit & the Possessed Dog! Halloween Special

[@harrisong8694]

I wish Chris would come on more. Nobody can relate to all these rich people talking about their super cars but everyone can relate to Chris and his stories

[@paulcarmi8130]

Can’t we have BOTH?

[@619Slipk]

I can't relate to his stories about almost getting caught by a tornado like 3 times, or the trophy wife with the porsche lol Can you? Still love his stories though, best ones in vinwiki imo

[@mattsmith1318]

💯

[@marcusmorrison1853]

Yess I love this idea

[@wm9904]

💯

[@rafifyaristyan8311]

moral of the story : anything even remotely weird, strange, or potentially bad, RUN. dont be dumb and curious, RUN. that's why Chris is still here telling so much cool stories like this. he knows when to run, survival instinct kicked in. when u wait and find out, finding out might be the last thing you did.

[@chrisplummer5857]

This is exactly what I was thinking 👍

[@ZGryphon]

I remember reading somewhere that humans are the only animal that will go _toward_ an unexpected loud noise to find out what it was... now that dodos are extinct.

[@clappedoutsubieshoopties2216]

Or just stay strapped🙏

[@dangervybz7522]

Aka don’t f**k around and find out 😂

[@affectedrl5327]

@@dangervybz7522 😂 i was about to write the same thing

[@cutlass8783]

If there's anyone who can tell the perfect Halloween stories, it has to be Christopher Michaels

[@christophermichaels]

Thanks Cutlass!

[@scottclark7559]

Most people come on here and tell a story... but Christopher is a true storyteller. Always reminds me of the kind of guys I would hang out with and swap stories around a campfire back in the day...so glad to see him back on here.

[@eiccaw]

Iam just waiting that day when Christopher write a autobiography. Going to buy it for sure 😎👍

[@brianmiller915]

😊

[@We_Like_Disney]

He HAS to get his own channel or podcast or something

[@mattymayhem1232]

"I don't know what it was... could have been Bigfoot trying to steal my hubcaps" Chris is low-key funny as hell.

[@dong6839]

Anyone who says low-key is retarded. There. I said it. I know everyone else was thinking it.

[@Asytra]

I missed Christopher, thanks for having him back!

[@ericwackowski7747]

As soon as I saw Christopher I had to watch!!!! He is by far one of the best storytellers on VinWiki!!!! Thank you Ed and Christopher

[@nolanborgsmiller1042]

Christopher’s life is an absolute movie!! He’s got the best stories! Happy Halloween Vinwiki!!🎃

[@EdBolian]

Be safe out there tonight!

[@braxoff5th]

Let’s grab a beer sometime

[@BatCaveOz]

A) Chris is one of the best story-tellers ever seen on VINwiki B) All three stories could be explained by crackheads...

[@Ruined._.Garage]

omg broo😂

[@paulcarmi8130]

Listen man, crackheads can be friendly.

[@jacktheaviator4938]

Crackheads can be the biggest pest! I would rather have coyotes and raccoons any day

[@bradydevergilio7478]

Cracked up laughing at “recreational horticulturalist” gonna start calling myself that lmao

[@Nick-ev1vk]

Any day with Chris telling stories is a good day

[@ManualM3]

Appalachian American haha. Also acceptable these days would be persons with weathered necks. Would love to hear the dogs side of the story. Keep up the awesome stories Christopher!

[@GOLD_FEVER]

@@BravoSeven Shit, i was really worried about the dog... the poor thing was scared out of its mind and they just left it?!!! I woulda opened the door to the poor thing before peeling outa there!

[@LifeTraveler1986]

“I put the window down to talk to the dog” 😂🤣

[@shifty1927]

I was riding passenger with this girl one night and she hit a deer going like 35-40mph. It slid like 35 feet down the road. I walked up on it and could still see it moving a little. I then said to my buddy who was with us "guess we gotta put it down" I guess the deer heard me cause it jumped up and started booking it at us and then into the woods. Craziest part was the deers neck was broke so its head was almost upside down hanging off to the left. Its neck looked the letter U. Shit freaked me out lol.

[@anynonymous1585]

"Guess we gotta put it down" Deer with it's neck broken: nah bruh I'll just go to the hospital

[@shifty1927]

@@anynonymous1585 i feel like that deer is still out there. Watching.... Waiting..... 🦌

[@anynonymous1585]

@@shifty1927 Watching.... with his view upside down if he didnt get that neck fixed.

[@swheather3391]

He’s just headed some place private to die…

[@Barton_Motors_Ltd]

He always has the best stories! That van story was wild!

[@josephfranzen9196]

Ah I can’t believe I missed a Christopher story! This guy is the most compelling story teller on the planet. I would give up tv for the rest of my life in exchange for him just telling me a story instead of turning on whatever’s on Netflix or Hulu whenever I want.

[@christophermichaels]

Wow! Thank you for the kind words Joseph! I'm so proud to share my stories and appreciate you watching.

[@kunzilla]

listening creepy stories from Chris is like reliving The Hills Have Eyes or Jeepers Creepers.

[@thatonegamer9547]

Never a dull experience with Christopher

[@idrivearttabletennis]

That was great - he does keep you on "the edge of your seat."

[@Slimothy]

*I just drove 2,200 miles round trip through GA and Florida (and a few other states), and took the whole Florida Turnpike. It is an absolutely BEAUTIFUL roadway to drive in the early morning around sunrise. However it can be desolate and creepy at night. Great stories as always Chris! 💯 That burlap sack story... sounds like something nefarious. I think you made the right decision pulling away. They probably didn't want witnesses.*

[@alanmoncus2331]

When I hauled paper to, and from Miami, I'd take 95 down, and US27 back up (didn't want to pay the toll the whole way on the turnpike) which 20yrs ago was $40 for commercial vehicles (could only imagine what it is 2day lmao :D

[@Slimothy]

@@alanmoncus2331 Nice! I don’t blame you lol. Idk what it is for commercial but for me it’s about $39 round trip I think. I haven’t gotten the bill in the mail yet but I peeked online

[@kingcountrytowing]

Cheers mate! That was the perfect trilliogy of Halloween tales!!

[@VINwiki]

What was your scariest experience in a car?

[@bcob8989]

I’d rather not say😂

[@anynonymous1585]

Battery died. Alternator started failing in Grand National

[@Asytra]

Not really in a car, but after I sold it. Had an old black '64 Galaxie that would always have weird issues, even dying at one point, near a cemetery. Didn't think anything of it because that part of the road by the cemetery was on an incline and I thought the fuel pump or carb was going and starving the 390 of fuel but it was so weird it would always happen at that one spot, there was only one grave there too. About six months later when selling the car I was going through the paperwork and discovered the car only had one owner before the car was sold to the meth-head I bought it from. Decided to look up the original owner and discovered he had died a few years prior, buried at the same cemetery, right next to the road, where my car kept having issues.

[@bait-cz5uj]

My ex driving. 😆

[@joshuagibson2520]

Picking up your mom for "dinner".

[@curtthemk2kid235]

Absolutely love listening to Chris's stories. We need to see more of Chris!

[@rk22cc]

definately

[@nathanreece1743]

Christopher is by far my favorite story teller. Happy Halloween to all.

[@Kharma710]

Was not ready for the intro switch, spooked the morning shit right out of me! Happy Halloween vinwiki crew!!

[@DepreciationNation]

Chris is where it’s at… we love him!

[@MiguelGonzalez-ku1ei]

Christopher is the best storyteller ever, I could sit here and listen him talk about nothing for 3 hours straight

[@jaden19991]

My man Chris back again with the best car stories

[@gonzoprius3589]

Was looking forward to the “my wife at the time” and BAM there it was!

[@Viperacrx600]

You know even if any of his stories weren't true, he's such a great story teller, that the entertainment value alone is enough

[@singemfrc]

I know some people say hes making his stories up but even if He is I don't even care because they are awesome either way.

[@towtruckoperator]

I wanna believe him but the fact that he's had so many crazy things happen just makes it hard to believe

[@jamesbarisitz4794]

Thanks for the spooky Halloween themed stories Chris! I am always on the alert for an episode featuring you. ✌😃

[@kenleppek]

During that last story all I could think of was the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons chasing you down throwing cats at you 😂. Thanks again vin wiki Forrest Gump.

[@theanomalous1401]

Glad to see you back, Brother! You done good, as usual. Don't be a stranger, you and the Big Chair are made for each other. Happy Halloween, Dude❗

[@christophermichaels]

Thanks Anomalous!

[@mattg9971]

Lets gooooo. What a great way to start the week. Thanks Christopher and Ed!

[@Mr.Grimm_380]

Chris is my favorite story teller on this channel. Everytime I see that he's on the video I try to watch it right away. Lots of good story tellers on here but he's definitely my favorite

[@kr8219]

Now THAT'S how to tell a story. Love this guy.

[@tkskagen]

Absolutely love his Harley Stories!

[@Mdub_actual]

Chris is easily one of the best storytellers I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing stories from

[@jaacina]

The dog and the old lady reminds me of the beginning of The Thing.

[@501hondas]

That last one about the lady was wild lol

[@OntarioBearHunter]

Always enjoy Chris telling a story, very reminiscent of growing up in a small Lake Erie town, small towns, no matter where they are, we all have similar experiences growing up and living in them

[@BuckNastty]

Christopher is awesome. I love his stories always fun and entertaining.

[@JSmooth570]

Oh the Joy Christmas came early with a story from Chris. His story's are always the best.

[@dylansilva672]

When Chris says "I'm not making this up" you know it's gonna be something crazy

[@Graves-81_69]

Chris is probably my favorite “regular” on the channel. I can relate with this dude so much

[@ageofsagittarius]

The second story had an "Easy RIder" vibe.

[@christophermichaels]

I never thought of that but you're right Christopher!

[@AeroGuy07]

That last story, there ain't nothing like being chased by a crazy person down a dirt/gravel road in the middle of the night!

[@rumblebelly6780]

nice Maffia intro music. then seeing Christopher with this insane story :D These things make my day!

[@diatomicfire9624]

Shorts are a great thing for this channel. Always gets me to watch old videos.

[@madcat4563]

That was genuinely scary. I think what did it was how vulnerable you would be in such a situation, especially when alone.

[@swampypolitics9574]

My favorite car storyteller

[@skillsinc2390]

When you hear the burlap bandit story and then hear "the creepiest thing that happened to me", like dude can it really get crazier than the burlap guy. Oh snap ya it got crazier.

[@markmahoney5255]

Always love Chris’ stories. He’s definitely one of the best on the channel and once again didn’t disappoint.

[@sullivanthomas1775]

Oof this whole thing reminded me of my crazy paranormal story and being followed. Apparently old vics can give new vics a run for their money.

[@rjnation5042]

Thanks Vinwiki & Christopher, hope you all have a great Halloween, Rj in Oz

[@christophermichaels]

Thanks RJ! It’s great to hear from you!

[@rc121crx]

Chris, you should write and illustrate an autobiography of your stories. I think a lot of us would love to have that on our coffee table, bookshelf, car and hell even the shitter.

[@619Slipk]

I paused the video after Chris had said 5 words... And I'm already like "Damn, that's a good story" This man is a treasure

[@Katsunaka]

Best storyteller for today.

[@mikey2111]

The best stories come from around the Appalachian mountains. Can be bigfoot or something else but on tv there are always people who've seen weird stuff up there.

[@violinmiata]

Great story telling! Still remember in the late nineties as a teenager leaving a friends house my friend and I drove through a massive swarm of cicadas, cars were sliding off the road. Got home safe. A couple of days later my 92 GS Eclipse was low on power, checked the air box and the air filter was clogged with dead bugs. Nasty Halloween style mayhem in warm weather

[@madmikescustomgarage1778]

Happy Halloween, Chris, Ed, and all the vinwiki fans

[@Coleskatemane]

Just what I needed for halloween. Thanks for the awesome tales VinWiki

[@JDelta87]

I was just thinking that it’s been a while since I’ve heard a story for Christopher and today we get a collection of stories from him!

[@jeffjames4064]

The old lady was pissed the dog finished off the moonshine.

[@Official_MikeyT]

I think we need a VINwiki "My Wife at the time" compilation video.

[@tarzanaman666]

Chris…ok 10secs in gets a thumbs up

[@theanomalous1401]

What took you so long❓

[@mitchbrown4035]

Hands down Christopher is the best on the channel.

[@jdii5698]

Man I love Christopher's stories! Always entertaining.

[@ProtonFilms_Mark]

Christopher: "my wife at the time" Me: *girly shriek*

[@handle433]

😂😂😂😂

[@somerandoonline5852]

I love seeing Christopher in that chair

[@seanheaney8303]

About 10 years back I finished my ambulance shift working a duty night on the ambulance. This was a volunteer gig and I got out at say 1030-11 pm. The road to my house was a only 1 road maybe 10 minute drive this was a road I drove daily. I drove it fairly fast being a young adult and comfortable w this road. I whip a near blind turn maybe 45. There's this girl or young women right in my line, holding something above her head standing in the middle of the road knife or broken bottle was my best guess. But she was like eerie / like she looked to me like all 1 color her clothes and and i just immediately became uneasy. Like goose bumps chills. I whipped it into the on coming lane and barely missed her or it whatever. It deeply disturbed me and I called the police. They said 3 other people in a 10 minute window had seen the same thing. They came out nothing was ever found to prove anyone was ever standing in the road. No evidence someone crossed the guard rail to get in the road, , foot prints. The cops seemed convinced also it wasn't a prank and nothing was ever found out what happened that night. I've driven that road 100s of times since and never experienced anything in my life before or since like what happened that night. Not a single one of the people who witnessed it had any verbal communication. Nor physical and none of us knew how we avoided the girl or whatever it was... to this day I don't know What I saw that night. I've pondered it for the past decade and never got to the bottom of what happened that night.. I regretted for a while not turning around and heading back down to the spot but every red flag in my body told me to not turn around. Police also advised enroute and to not go back in attempt this was someone who either might attempt to murder or rob a passerby which was a genuine concern. Probably will never know in my lifetime what I witnessed that night. There is a group that lives near where this happened a religious community we will call it. I don't want to give out info against anyone literally down the road. It ran through my mind that this girl was being held for some reason and maybe escaped and they collected her before anyone arrived. Either that or it was ghost or someone suicidal. The later though you would assume to leave evidence.

[@alexoquendo3022]

Love his stories. He’s great at story telling I always watch when he’s in a video. That Edd

[@sykwookiee]

One of my favorite humans...period...

[@christophermichaels]

And you are my favorite wookie.. thank you!

[@Dbobino223]

Greatest storytell on KZbin!

[@jerrycapizzi2081]

Always the best stories from this guy!

[@thedonhugo79]

The best Colin McRae driving!!! 😂😂

[@ChrisLoganToronto]

I've always thought it would be fun to have a drink with Chris. But the thought of sitting around a campfire passing a bottle, hearing his stories....fuck that!

[@youtubeisinconsistent9169]

The dog running from the lady probably killed her favorite cat or shat in her prized flower bed.

[@brandenjones192]

Can not get enough of this guys stories! One of my favorite he would be a hell of a guy to have a beer with and hear more of these crazy ass stories

[@tanishkdhariwal6000]

Christopher's my favourite storyteller from vinwiki.Thanks for bringing him back

[@joeinmi8671]

I needed this today!

[@eddiejohnson349]

I grew up on the mountains of East Tennessee and some stuff for sure goes on up in the mountains but quite honestly it was just something we grew up with and not really out of the ordinary it was just the life that we lived

[@mattfisher1916]

Christopher really needs a weekly segment

[@Dgadude]

THIS ^^^

[@mattfisher1916]

@@Dgadude I skip quite a few of videos on my subscriptions but I always watch when I see Chris

[@Dgadude]

@@mattfisher1916 same here. Wish we had more of his stories.

[@mattfisher1916]

@@Dgadude I'm sure he has enough to get a weekly spot. Wish we could vote on who gets on

[@Dgadude]

@@mattfisher1916 100% agree with you.

[@AutoholicsAnonymous]

Of all the people on VINwiki, Christopher is the best. I could just listen to him tell stories for hours. My hope is to run into him somewhere, someday and buy him a drink.

[@josephbuchanan5897]

I’m glad to see Christopher I love his stories

[@Shakespeare954]

Perfect story teller for the season

[@solomodo5124]

The moment I saw Christopher I was like yup this is gunna be a good story

[@josephboley]

Christopher has the best stories

[@antokh]

"I rolled the window down, to talk to him" . Something about that made me laugh. Happy halloween!

[@maczman87]

my FAVORITE vinwiki guest. Such a great storyteller.

[@wolfchildproductions2869]

EPIC. All-time great story. Wow. Welcome back, Chris!

[@russelljacob7955]

Christopher could make a halloween parody movie called "Spooky and the Casket" and it would probably me a true story. Gotta git this here hearse cross country with a casket full of whiskey in time for the party.

[@lunsy9420]

My family had a 200 acre farm in Lawrenceville Georgia. We didn't live there but it had two homes on it. We had a caretaker and he wore a burlap feed sack on his head for 20 years. It was normal for us to see him but other people freaked out. Nobody knew why he wore it. He just started wearing it one day.

[@hagridsbeardguy1399]

Chris is the GOAT when it comes to storytelling

[@CH-qt4hr]

I'd listen to Chris tell a story about making coffee

[@johnwaynewireman5262]

Love the Halloween intro

[@enyionyeobia5103]

Christopher Michaels showing up to show ‘em how it is done. Happy Halloween

[@I8ITSK8N]

I have the SAME story! Whatever I ran over went completely underneath the tires of my GMC Sierra. Felt like I ran over a cinderblock the middle of the road.. I got out and cannot find whatever I just hit. I saw a flash of something that I thought was a bobcat, but I never found out what it was.. it also happened in the middle of the night on a very dark and barely used Highway up a mountain..

[@royvonalmen5044]

He has some of the best stories.

[@christopherkraft1327]

🎃 Happy Halloween Ed!!! 🎃

[@srconcepts1848]

**Hides hubcaps from Bigfoot...** 🤣