CorderyFX's LOST TRASH of 2018

[@dejenteklit6600]

The Rock plays one character: The Rock. He just acts out his parallel dimensional lives in every movie he plays.

[@independentRestorationServices]

Dejen Teklit this actually makes me appreciate more of his shit movies.

[@jezuzcreez781]

Why is this such a good description of his acting?? It's no wonder I can't take The Rock seriously. He's just a cartoony wrestler.

[@aucarter]

It’s the Rock Cinematic Universe!

[@sephandremanticore5438]

Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Antonio Banderas, Danny Trejo, Jason Statham, John Cena, Dave Bautista, Steve Austin (oh, I think I just listed every "action star"), also Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Helena Bonhan-Carter, Christopher Walken... also any actor whose career started in comedy Anyway, yeah, actors portray the same characters in film because typecasting.

[@sebastiancintron29]

@@sephandremanticore5438 I know. I don't get why Dwayne gets shat on for doing what Sylverster Stallone and Arnold got praised for.

[@WedgeOfSpite]

This is not a big deal, just a peeve. But Harrison Ford wasn't just a carpenter in the '70s, and some real "man" because of that. He didn't take many drama classes in college, but he did and got the bug. Which is why he did summer stock theatre, then jetted off to LA to make a career of his acting, and had been doing bit parts, to larger parts, since 1964. He became a carpenter to support his family, but he was an aspiring/working actor for years before his role in American Graffiti. Because acting is a real art, and yes, real men act.

[@markcerne1313]

Worst movie i've seen this year would be...the nun...for obvious reasons

[@JuggyBohab]

i can't believe this comment is 4 months old and no one has replied "oh my god boyz it's the worst movie he saw!" or something like that

[@vinesta]

"oh my god boys.... It's the worst movie he saw!"

[@JuggyBohab]

@@vinesta finally

[@seanisgone5413]

@@JuggyBohab Oh My God Boys Its Da Nun

[@daredevil6145]

Its Da Nun!!

[@joshhutto2069]

At Fantastic Beasts 2 last night, I yelled out “oh my god bois it’s capn jack” haha

[@CatLives9]

I just watched "The Shining" sequence in "Ready Player One" and the detail to it was absolutely brilliant! The thing is I'm sure the little kiddies in the theater were probably lost during it and a lot of questions were asked to parents lol!

[@Darek_B52]

I must be the right age or something because I grew up watching the Shining and actually enjoyed Ready Player One.

[@kato093]

Honestly i dont get why people liked that movie at all. The movie just sucks. They can throw all the cool characters and cameos and references that i love and still the movie will suck. Mainly becauss they dont do anything with them. They are just references and cameos. Then we have a few 80s cliches used as plot to move the story forward. Yeah cool...they should have watched the cabin in the woods cuz that shit did nothing for me but feel lazy. Ready player one didnt feel like a gran homage to gaming,movies and 80s culture, it just felt like a mosh mash of everything trying to appeal to everyone so EVERYONE can go at least once "oh! I know what/who this is! Cool". It felt cheap, lazy and just boring.

[@jessejive117]

Alexandra Mabel yeah. I think most people understand somebody come in through the door with an ax. That’s parodied in almost every animated TV show lol

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

@@kato093 Yes, I totally agree with you. Also, it was made by people who know zero about gamers. Take the first riddle. It would have been discovered during the first week the game was out, because gamers literally try ANYTHING they can with the characters, no matter how absurd they may be, like spending a day pressing all the spots on a wall to see if there's a secret passage or walking backwards to see if something different happens.

[@Garviel-Loken]

@@alexandresobreiramartins9461without a doubt gamers would data mine the hell out of the game is ready player one, not to mention hacks and cracked copies!

[@LAZERMAC87]

The Predator was by far the worst movie I saw this year.

[@seanisgone5413]

Salute

[@geoczeoszkar]

Agreed. That's a franchise killer.

[@anubusx]

It was.

[@boka709]

8:30 Oh my god bois it's Da NUN

[@franzwirzaus8307]

She looks scary, derefor I am scared.

[@TheGoddamnJefe]

I’d watch a whole video of that voice reviewing bad films as if they were gold.

[@jed23ify]

Cesar Lazcano haha, so would I, I love that review, I saw it a few times because it was hilarious, but overall he’s a great reviewer.

[@TheGoddamnJefe]

jed23ify Agreed amigo.

[@MmaSmarty87]

THERE HE IS!

[@philingrouille7198]

If they ever made a remake of Ready Player One, they should get Edgar Wright to direct it. Get him to read the book first. This material would be perfect for him to make a film out of.

[@kduhtdkzrt]

No director in the world can turn shit on this level into a worthwhile movie.

[@xarporte]

Summer Wars is Ready player one and it was made before the book was written.

[@ieuanhunt552]

But Edger Wright wrote some stupid things ten years ago so he should never direct another move.

[@xarporte]

I am pretty sure every director on the planet has said or done that is in poor taste the only difference is who knows about it.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

James Gun could pull it of, given the 80's nostslgia and crazy plot

[@Horrormaster13]

The two most disappointing and terrible Movies I saw in 2018 are Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and The Predator (2018). The biggest Letdown from those two was and is The Predator (2018). Just Rubbish! Shame on you Shane Black, SHAME ON YOU!!!

[@seandewell9319]

Gotta admit though, The Predators cheesiness, as well as the supporting cast, was fucking hilarious. Still a huge disappointment though.

[@waltermelon2841]

@@seandewell9319 Oh man it was not funny at all. It didnt even feel like a Shane Black movie. All the comedy felt forced and just fell flat.

[@toasttherodan8012]

Jurassic world fallen kingdom isn't garbage in my opinion it was a giant disappointed but it's not garage I will give it a 6/10 not garbage but not good it's fine.

[@thorntonwager6750]

Horrormaster13 Wasn’t Shane’s fault the production was hijacked from hom

[@Horrormaster13]

@@thorntonwager6750 Even if Fox didn't interfere with the Movie, The Predator would have sucked anyway because the script that was written by Shane Black and Fred Dekker (who was responsible for one of the worst Sequels ever made, RoboCop 3) is Hot Garbage. This is the same situation just like with David Ayer's Suicide Squad. The Studio inferences just made a already Bad Movie even worse.

[@dominiqueblackwater9980]

On the contrary, Doctor Strange on lsd was a rollercoaster ride!!

[@Khansolo2212]

Dominique Blackwater gotta try that

[@LennyMarcusNY]

Wow you took LSD and watched a movie. A true pioneer

[@jamespilcher5287]

Skyscraper was so much worse than Rampage.

[@justfriends7581]

James Pilcher Agree 100000%

[@mosj9876]

you mean SkycrapPer

[@BETTERNOTGOLIVEBOY]

I'm getting bored with the Rock

[@bigcountry8652]

Skyscraper was just Die Hard with certain values changed around.

[@walterwhite1349]

Fun fact crap is in skyscraper

[@JPelus]

I found the relationship between the rock and the monkey endearing. Thought it was the only good part of the film. Thought the end joke was awesome. And RP1 was awesome. Don't care about its cinematography... It won me with the batmobile tires screeching the theme song. Then on; I was in. Didn't care. I realized the movie wasn't a movie, it was a nostalgia factory. And I enjoyed it. Fight me.

[@milestrombley1466]

I think Ready Player One and Tomb Raider are fine. Ocean's 8 is pointless.

[@AmityvilleFan]

And I think Rampage was a good monster flick. Its story was almost nonexistant, and the whole thing was forgetable, but there are worse way to spend that time. It was fun.

[@TheSuperNats]

I thought Oceans 8 was better than RPO

[@BlindTruths]

Tbh, I liked Oceans 8. For a 'reboot' and gender bend, it was a really well done and pretty well thought out take. It didn't pander to "men are useless women rule!"

[@BlindTruths]

@@AmityvilleFan Tbh, I just wanted to get the fuck out of the summer heat. It was silly as was Skyscraper. But it kept me from dying in 105* heat so I won't complain.

[@ExtrackterYT]

The Rock... the only actor that have been in two movies with the title "Welcome to the jungle" in it without the movies being connected in any way... it's almost weird that he wasn't in the cannibal movie "Welcome to the Jungle" as well.

[@emiyav5454]

Top Five 1 - The Titan 2 - Extinction 3 - The Darkest Minds 4 - Skyscraper 5 - The Meg

[@October666P]

Ready Player One is practically a massive fan fiction crossover. Have mixed feelings about it tbh, but one thing's for sure, and that's that it's pretty cringe.

[@skaionex]

"I'm cool cause I use buzzwords!"

[@MrRobot-0]

You want to wach fun fqnfiction crohover play kigdom hearts, or wach weck it ralph (the 1st one, the second one can be described as a loud and aloged "bored sound) or play shar and jump force. Redy player one is uneded

[@timur7381]

Rock doesn't have a role that defines him imo. Arnie has iconic roles. Stallone has iconic roles. Rock just plays the Rock in every movie.

[@Littleman879]

I know what you mean, but The Rock IS his iconic role. He is Dwayne. His iconic role was made in the WWF.

[@defytheoddsfilms141]

I would beg to differ. The most iconic role in the Rock’s career is clearly Southland Tales. “I am a pimp and pimps don’t commit suicide.” Simply iconic.

[@timur7381]

@@defytheoddsfilms141 how many have seen that film though? While it might be his most unique role, the film wasn't popular enough imo.

[@defytheoddsfilms141]

@@timur7381 you appear to have missed my sarcasm.

[@TTTT-tf2cx]

I must say, new Tomb Raider isn't so bad as it could be. And isn't the worst adaptation of videogame (of remake 2013)

[@trequor]

The old Tomb Raider movie was much, much better.

[@Theflammingnight]

i abseloutly love your movie reviews, but you made me go watch the predator, and what a load of crap that was.

[@red_menace1829]

Predator or The predator? Cuz that new fucking movie is trash.

[@Rofl9001]

lmfao the google cheering, i love you man

[@HurricaneDDragon]

18:43 OH MY GOD! Is The Rundown called “Welcome To The Jungle” in Australia?! 🤣

[@nickstadler1906]

"Of course the wolf flies." "They fly now!" "They fly now?!!" "They fly now."

[@dennisthegreat1]

The google with the cheers killed me man haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@supastar25]

Biggest let-down for me was definitely The Predator...absolutely deflating experience that pile of shit was.

[@schweckles]

Tbh I loved the Ready Player One novel. The plot was way better than the shortened movie version and the pop culture references weren't quite as shoved down your throat. They were mostly either subtle or a part of the riddles themselves. I read it for the first time in middle school and I remember staying up late, reading by flashlight. I kept a notebook and wrote down everything and tried to solve the puzzles and riddles before the characters did. It was so much fun.

[@falkor6922]

I actually like Ready Player One and thought it was pretty enjoyable and I found the puzzles pretty clever...😐

[@maidickiessmall1303]

I'm willing to bet the rest of my quarantine that this channel will be big

[@jessejive117]

By the way I actually really like the villains motivations in Doctor Strange. This magician has been lied to his whole life by his most respected person and she was being a hypocrite the entire time. Then some God from another dimension appear to be more honest to him and promised him power and equality and that they would be kings in the New World if he help them establish it. That’s pretty reasonable motivation. And then you have the joker in the dark Knight who essentially just wanted to watch the world burn but since it was dark and gritty everyone makes it deeper than it needs to be. I know there was more to his motivation than that but seriously, it was barely...

[@ianofvinheim]

Lmao 5:23 that acid bit is pretty damn spot on. This guy knows

[@michaeldublg]

Lol .. the Google search a favorite characters was freaking hilarious!!! .... It's practically no different LOL

[@mcashed]

I turned off Tomb Raider right after the stupid bike race at the beginning. Oh lord...

[@ProjeKtWEREWOLF]

I was hoping that there would be a payoff for that at some point....like having to ride an ancient bike down a mountain. Nope. Nothing.

[@123Yellowberry123]

The applause part cracked me up.

[@kmaldo16]

How did I just find this channel. I feel so late!! Love it!

[@sanctus9146]

9:56 Battle Toads! The kids will love that reference!

[@skaterdog6242]

I'm gonna be honest and say I liked rampage and ready player one. Ready player one was OK but I really liked rampage but I do understand where your coming from.

[@multirampage1]

"One of those things that doesn't really exist anymore... Oh yeah! men!" LoL.

[@georgevelis4651]

Idk about you but I loved Rogue One

[@maukka1545]

Me too! It's the best Disney Star Wars in my opinion because it's clearly made with the fans in mind.

[@jamespilcher5287]

It's the best thing since the original trilogy

[@MrRobot-0]

To hones the main caracther were kinda standary, the movie was save by "not a jedi" trauma pilot and moastly assholetron

[@monmonstartv5159]

Ready player one was full of references for references sake, make a movie to truly homage the 80s not just say "THIS WAS IN THE 80S SO THAT MAKES IT NOSTALGIC!"

[@pizza_yumyum]

The acid comparison is so perfect 👌🏼

[@Boxpressed.bagger]

At the end of the tomb raider part, I just envision Kano sitting off in the corner “Fakn Whoops!”

[@huhmunguns6664]

Bruh I swear your own movie look fucking amazing and hilarious at the same time

[@doczodzilla]

Thank you for the doctor strange part because I was planning on watching it the next time I took acid, but to be fair I paint while watching movies

[@Menstral]

Ready Player One - The book was no better than the movie.

[@petercarioscia9189]

Wow you hit the nail on the head with your solo ....review? Synopsis? Tear down. Yea that. Well done. Damn, I with they had gone the Sunny route.

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

10:55: that part made me wish for a Warhammer Fantasy movie.

[@spacechimp9823]

There was a Tomb Raider movie? Literally had no idea until I watched this video.

[@monasresta]

I actually liked Ready Player One. What? Nobody cares? Okay.

[@crunchytaco7734]

Mona Shrestha i had so much fun watching Ready Player One. Ive probably seen it like 10 times already lol.

[@crunchytaco7734]

Ian Jones amen to that

[@jatortobing254]

im not an american but i get a excitement boner from recognising 80s thing i wasn't supposed to know. in my country nobody knows the references.

[@crunchytaco7734]

@@jatortobing254 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@machaolesplendide]

Mona Shrestha it's ok to like something as long as you can admit that it was bad

[@Mattallica13526]

I actually watched dr strange whilst coming down from acid. It was fuckin amazing

[@claudeusgothicus6453]

OMG you're the third person in this thread who's mentioned their familiarity with acid.. good 4 u.. and I thought nobody took it anymore.. silly me..

[@sephandremanticore5438]

I think Rampage should have been a found footage movie. No need even to hire Dwayne. I liked Cloverfield and I knew none of the actors.

[@TheInfiniteLandscapes]

You have my respect for knowing neil blomkamps adam

[@projectoriginality79]

I wish Dwayne would play more roles like in Snitch. That was an amazing film that really pushed him as an actor. Made him vulnerable.

[@mk1k]

I honestly think the Star Wars Spin off movies are better than the current main line ones. But I’m biased as a Star Wars fanboy

[@SneakyKlaws]

Fuck, I wish I had known about you earlier. I live real close to Winchester and would have loved to come meet you and watch/support your film. Congrats on all the awards man. Well deserved I'm sure.

[@raulmedina9099]

You just took the words out of my mouths

[@atomicvinylreviews3420]

nah dude, Rampage was FIRE ! On a side note, it's awesome to hear that you're also from Brizzy !

[@iusedtowrite6667]

Gunship are amazing and deserve so much more love. All of their songs are bomb.

[@Mega10026]

I still have hard time to understand how Dwayne Johnson became such a huge movie star.

[@gamelifeusa]

Pure uncut charisma. And probably some seedy behind the scenes hollywood bs.

[@charliescott2810]

On another note I watched the shining as a teenager (only about 3 or 5 years ago) and was entertained the whole time. It's one of my favs

[@CartoonFaaan]

11:22 that was Genius ♥

[@BrontoSmilodon1]

Why do I get the feeling the reason jumanji has the subtitle welcome to the jungle is because Johnson was already in a movie called "Welcome to the Jungle" and it was him who made the suggestion

[@devilwithin1738]

Let’s just say that Ralph breaks the internet is the movie that Disney tells the audience that they don’t need to try anymore.

[@TwiztedOctane]

Straight to favorites

[@Jacob-nc1sb]

You didn't like rampage, the monster action was awesome

[@swagromancer]

Every review that recommends watching Secret of the Ooze gets an instant like. That's just standard policy.

[@drewseymerman]

Aw man, I live in Winchester VA and even remembered seeing the poster for Lieutenant Jangles at the Alamo. Wish I had seen it man, it honestly looks really entertaining. But hey, hope you enjoyed the Alamo and Old Town Winchester!

[@cordzfx]

Yeah Winchester was awesome, and the Alamo is one of my favourite places i've ever been to. And since we were associated with the film festival they paid for our accommodation at the Country Inn and suits next door. I got to be film royalty for a week...then i went to Philadelphia....different story there.

[@drewseymerman]

CorderyFX Oh wow haha they took good care of y’all then. Yeah..definitely ended the good time going to Philly then. I’m glad you liked visiting Winchester though man, I’ll be spreading the word about Lt. Jangles though. Rock on🤙

[@cordzfx]

Cheers man, We plan on releasing the blu ray in the not so distant future and i'll be advertising it on the channel closer to then.

[@drewseymerman]

CorderyFX Fantastic, I’ll be purchasing it when it comes out then. Thanks man

[@oriakumia2526]

that Google sequence tho DEAD!!

[@MrKaje72]

Been waiting on this

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Ok when you mentioned ready player one's gimmick it sounds alot like the plot for sword art online.

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

Prequels have little suspense because you know who will live since they're still alive in the "later" movies. You don't watch Solo and say "I hope Chewbacca doesn't die!" I enjoyed Rampage and Ready Player One, although the constant '80s references in RPO got tiresome after a while. I did like the Mechagodzilla cameo, though. Rampage had way too much plot for what is a very basic story. Never saw Tomb Raider.

[@michaeldublg]

Thumbs up! You particularly hit the Solo movie problem right on the head!

[@blankisfornerds]

the two films that stood out to me as absolutely god awful was venom and the predator, but id say the predator is worse since at least venom himself was cool and a pretty accurate portrayal of the comic book villain.

[@ShiddyShad808]

The scene where the monsters are actually rampaging through the city was super fun, you can rewind it again and again to look at all the small details and movements the monsters make, the small details to all the destruction, the way the buildings crumble as the alligator is smashing through them or how the people fall off the ferry when it emerges from the river, the rest of the movie though ya SKIP.

[@isaacnelson9875]

OI! ill watch the shinning and not get bored wtf i love that movie.

[@VenusHeadTrap2]

I THINK I went to the cinema ONCE in 2018. It was to see Creed 2 because it exploited my nostalgia for the wonderfully corny classic Rocky IV

[@B1998-u6i]

I liked Rampage, partially because I'm a huge monster movie fan, partially because it's way more consistent and logical then half the other movies this year

[@COOLLEGOMAN100]

RPO was good in my opinion, I enjoyed the nostalgia and sure the story got a bit muddy towards the end but honestly I had fun watching it...am i the only one who genuinely enjoyed it?

[@JustPlay310]

That fucking X button had me rolling.

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

I like Ready Player One, Rampage and Solo. Does that make me bad?

[@dspptsd691]

Secret of the ooze was my childhood

[@TajCars]

I forgot Tomb Raider was even this year

[@matthewvillarde5601]

Idk, I kinda liked Ready player one. The oasis is good. The graphics are perfect for the story. There are already enough grimdark things IRL there so they had to have an escape. So yeah. A bright and colorful game is good. Although I agree that the main characters are a bit bland. But the A plot is what they do INSIDE the game not outside.

[@alisterfolson]

You're remark at 5:29 is so true. A compilation would be better. Also 9:17 is also true

[@PapaPolak]

Use the engine that they used to make atom... Im dying

[@2000ekyle]

They didn't even make those battletoads, they definitely got that model from the Xbox One Killer Instinct

[@TheRealRodent]

Rampage was a fucking masterpiece compared to everything else that came out in 2018.

[@Behemoth_Rogue]

Pacific Rim uprising had some corny moments, but it was a fun movie. Not great, but fun.

[@BaconMinion]

I didn't even know they made another Tomb Raider movie. Then again, I also didn't know they had made a Pacific Rim sequel either, so...

[@fuckmicrotransactions6812]

Lol love this video

[@ciaranbyrne6255]

watching a movie on acid is amazing, it could literally be anything. i watched fargo (for some reason) and it was great

[@Yuributts]

I actually saw Dr. Strange, in theaters, on acid. It makes me wonder if you've ever taken it? Dialogue on acid is fine. In fact I usually find just about any kind of movie raises about 2 points when I'm on acid, everything is simply more interesting.

[@claudeusgothicus6453]

probably not.. acid is old school.. but I concur with you, everything is waaaaay more interesting on acid.. nothing else like it, just wish it didn't linger quite so long.. or leave one feeling quite so crispy afterwards..

[@Yuributts]

LSD is not "old school." I would imagine more people have access to it now than ever before in human history. @@claudeusgothicus6453

[@furynotes]

I will take venom over most of these movies. I would rank these movies higher then any of the marvel movies this year. Deadpool 2. Got obnoxious in the third act. Its different at least.

[@AmityvilleFan]

Ye, around the 20-30 minute mark I switched off Ready Player One too. And looking at Meg I knew I'd be worse than Triassic World from Asylum (this one's first and last 20 minutes are useable btw). But my biggest disapointment was Hereditary. Second was Future World which had a good basic, and Mila Jovivich was a cool villain, but even I could have made a better story of it. My biggest plus the other hand was 2036 Origin Unknown. I expected it be total trash, only went there for Shackoff, but was surprisingly ok.

[@DetectiveJones]

The only way we enjoyed Rampage was because we saw it late and there was nobody else in the entire movie theater so we constantly moved seats wed start cheering during fights and yelling when stuff happened and it was an absolute blast...although that was more because hanging out than the movie itself

[@Fluoride_Jones]

It's kind of frustrating that KZbin *just* recommended your channel to me, as this video is two days shy of having been uploaded two years ago. It seems to me I'm on the same page as you, or at least the page you were on back when you made this video. Also, your channel music reminds me of the song 'Party All the Time," which is kind of great!

[@lumko9719]

Hey, I loved Rogue One it wasn't bland.

[@Megalon-qc8pf]

I think Rampage was great. Also SO SHIZ, A RAT! (The rat monster)

[@shujinko45fox]

This year had many disappointing or underwhelming movies

[@andrewvaldez6658]

Disney losing money due to Solo was the highlight of the year!

[@L1LegoAnimations]

I liked Fallen Kingdom, but admit it wasn't fantastic. I don't watch most all the movies that release in a year, I've probably seen less than 10, so I guess Venom? It was a fun movie, but I was expecting something much darker and grittier. Either way I even loved that one.

[@xavierbibin69]

11:19 I died.. 🤣