The Paranormal Activity Rip-Off Universe PART 1

[@Phataku]

"wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg, s t e p - b i o l o g i c a l - b r o t h e r?" [CUT TO BLACK]

[@MrSharkBait561]

He stuck her in the dryer

[@popolska6411]

I fucking Died when he cut to the drummer 🤣 Omfg nvm he diddled and killed his sister...

[@dahliawilson4226]

"There may be a ghost but the rape was all him" omfg...

[@wiseguychampia6647]

That had me

[@HydraxSly202]

Cringe laugh because....oh boy. Yup. Accurate. Bleh 😣

[@J4sse]

Such a good line

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

Merch material

[@silverscorpio24]

"Just when the porn is about to begin we are interrupted by *THE PLOT"* Add that to things I never thought I would ever hear

[@Talia.777]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ssharkbait]

The raping the sister part is supposed to be shocking but it isn’t cause the dialogue involves him literally hitting on his sister every chance he gets. I mean I’d understand a compliment from a sibling every now and then but he does it nearly every day. That’s subtle writing for ya folks!

[@danielshore1457]

Litro his first line to his sister was something like "and this is my gorgeous sister"

[@FTZPLTC]

Like to imagine they made the whole movie, watched it back, realised how gross and creepy it was, and added the rape bit to the title roll because it was easier than reshooting every scene of the brother and sister.

[@trequor]

@@FTZPLTC that makes way too much sense...

[@Galaxsseaxo]

I actually think your own theory could have worked as a much better film. If instead of being a demonic presence, the film's real "villain" is the brother, who was actually doing all that stuff to his sister but was gaslighting her into believing it was something else. I think it would have made an interesting take on these kinds of "demon" films, and could have served as an allegory, as well. Did the script writer have that much talent, though? Of course not.

[@NoxiousSubstance]

A similar take as seen in An American Haunting, where we're led to believe that the young girl is being haunted but, was actually being abused by her father.

[@decayedtooth2564]

The dialogue with the sister is genuinely sickening and worst part is they didn’t give the sister some dialogue to call him out or som’n

[@brokengirlsrus]

She wasn't sleepwalking, she was trying to find the liquor cabinet. Killed me

[@brod7053]

So according to this movie when my therapist told me to write a letter to my dead grandma to come to terms with her death, she really is telling me to summon demons.

[@Naharu.]

Well, thats one way to cope

[@lordvika2526]

That is truly one way to cope. But you have to remember that it you get a response then it might not be her

[@Dj.MODÆO]

I’m willing to bet that 90% of the dialogue in these movies is improvised. They aren’t talking like their reading off a script, they sound and look more like they are LARPing.

[@lagerku.3137]

The word is improvising.

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

I've acted in some of these low budget movies and that is how they make them. They give you a basic character outline and say "go"

[@oh_itshayden5490]

@@lagerku.3137 that's why he used the word 'improvised'

[@fattiger6957]

When the found footage style became popular, I had dreams that someday there would be a full length action found footage movies from like the shoulder cams the marines wore in Aliens. To date the only 1st person action movies are Hardcore Henry and that one scene from the Doom movie with the Rock. Found footage just became an excuse to make cheap horror movies.

[@bathumb45]

There are some genuinely good and creative found footage films, though. They can be very well made if enough care and time are put into them. Cloverfield, V/H/S, The Blair Witch Project, Man Bites Dog(SERIOUSLY recommend this one if you havent seen it), REC., The Poughkeepsie Tapes, Creep 1&2, etc. I totally see your point though, its way overused and has lost its luster in recent years.

[@Evanz111]

Totoro I was a big fan of Grave Encounters 1&2 as well! The parody of a ghost hunting show I thought was a great angle to approach a horror film from, as the characters are skeptics pretending to be paranormal investigators, and their fear feels more genuine as a result.

[@Redditaurus]

Area 51 was pwetty gud

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

I’ll toss in As Above So Below as a great found footage film.

[@guaceldono7231]

Hardcore Henry was amazing. Also as the other commenter said, As Above So Below is maybe the best first-person horror movie ever created

[@concorde3980]

Hmm considering the cops would swab for DNA, the brother being prosecuted proves your theory. "Omg Bois iss da son!"

[@PongoXBongo]

Then they also find his DNA in the mother and the doctor. Demon ghost be rapin' everyone up in here.

[@6043231041]

Me: 2020 can't get any worse 2020: Heres 2 unskippable ads together everytime.

[@thomaskittock2866]

Rip

[@epicpwnerofdeath]

Hit the little i with a circle around it icon, click “stop seeing ad,” confirm that you want to stop seeing the ad, then it should end and give you a pop up giving you three reasons for why you want to stop seeing it, you can answer or you can just click close. This doesn’t work with all ads, but it does for most. But do remember that by not watching the ads, you are not supporting the creator with Adsense, in case you care about a specific creator/video.

[@6043231041]

@@epicpwnerofdeath Oh I did not know that at all. Thanks I really appreciate learning something new for me. I had it all wrong. If it means supporting the channel I'll happily watch ads.

[@broomhilder]

I feel you man. Got the Premium free trial just to get a break and now I’m scared to go back

[@CowAhBunga]

Here's a trick I've been using for quite a while now: You skip till like the last 10 seconds of any vid and wait for it to completely end. The replay button will then pop up, click that and the video will replay with no mid-roll ads

[@lefteyereport6354]

"It's ok, I'm just your step bro--uh, demon. I'm a demon, yep. Very possessed."

[@trashbasset]

yo Cordery, if you ever see this. You are my fav reviewer, love your stuff.

[@richardhendrix8652]

Simp

[@Kiddosl1m]

Simp

[@Somnus_FES]

pmiS

[@Sweegan7]

Simp

[@TheKalo9]

Simp

[@RainyDays2790]

i just, the cross falling off the bed not waking her up. as someone who's slept through two apartment fires, an earthquake and an extremely low flying jet. as well as a bolt of lightening hitting the lamppost literally 100ft from my head, yeah some people sleep hard man. yes im serious, and no idk how i made it to 30 with how hard i sleep

[@wednesdayapril5435]

Yeah bro i get what you mean i was watching my lowlife cousin's kids someone shot at the house and 1 of the 3 just slept through it he didn't even wake up when i picked him up

[@RainyDays2790]

@@wednesdayapril5435 personally i blame teenage years. being a teen makes you damn tired man. i dont sleep nearly as hard as i used to

[@rosestar1324]

I get that. One time a dude was shooting a gun right outside my bedroom window and my mom and sister got woken up but I stayed a sleep

[@RainyDays2790]

@Sesshomaru Uzumaki unrelated but are u enjoying the new inuyasha series so far??

[@RainyDays2790]

@Sesshomaru Uzumaki the one that started this past weekend with him and kagomes pup

[@Gideon13397]

Why did the sister kept having that skeptical look on her face every time she faces the camera? It happened more than once to the point where I wished your theory for the plot was what actually happened in the movie 😂.

[@justmanic9673]

Maybe I'm giving them too much credit but maybe they made the brother creepy on purpose so it's more difficult to say whether it was him or the ghost who did the killing but I'm likely giving it too much credit.

[@guaceldono7231]

That could be a really interesting plot twist, but I think you’re giving this movie too much credit. I think the brother came off as creepy towards his sister because the director (who plays the brother) was probably actually hitting on the actress. Just speculation

[@josht5568]

*sister starts getting attacked* "what are you doing step bro?"

[@YAH2121]

Your theory about the brother raping the sister while gaslighting both of them about it all being a "ghost" to the point they went crazy (combined with the trauma about the dead dad driving the mom into a loony drunk) is far darker and more interesting than what the movie was actually going for.

[@steveanderson5605]

When the mom opens the fridge around 7:00 mark its bare bones. Can’t even afford food for the movie.

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

You think they'd have got some empty boxes or something

[@steveanderson5605]

Far Cry Has All The Hot Guys You would think that. Or even just put left over craft services in there. But I doubt they had anything like that. Probably ordered pizza for the cast.

[@PongoXBongo]

@@steveanderson5605 They did order a pizza, but they were a few cents short.

[@cellophaneman2127]

In Titanic 2, a guy punches an explosion.

[@Gideon13397]

You're kidding right? You've got to be kidding?!?!

[@therealcheesecurl870]

Already superior to the original in one scene

[@red_menace1829]

Fucking loving this series, all the series ever since the nun honestly, you have this brand of humor that no one can replicate and it shows in your productivity and script writing man, love your shit keep it up.

[@Louie303]

"Facking DOOR closes on it's own" is the new "Oh my gad bois, it's thuh nun" And dude, how hard is it to sit through these entire films?

[@xXMiKuXx21]

The *looks down at script* gag had me burst out laughing so hard hahaha. I love your videos and reviews so much!

[@helloimrobin]

"It says MARON" was delivered absolutely perfect, that was hilarious :D

[@lefteyereport6354]

That's not panting, it's heavy breathing. The brother made up the "demon" as cover.

[@Evanz111]

17:20 - such a wasted opportunity here! When she asks “who was that?” and the brother replies “nobody”, the next message should have autoplayed except instead of silence it’s a voice saying “it wasn’t nobody” - like it’s actively listening to them, and as an audience it’s extra scary to us because we /know/ it should be another voicemail of silence as we saw the midnight camera.

[@Rynewulf]

@Shayd hey man the 13 year olds need their movies too. I remember films that are lauded now like Paranormal Activity 1 being pooped on by older critics at the time with exactly this mindset. Not all horror needs to be high art, there's room for dumb but entertaining camp

[@MonkeyKingsformerroomate]

At least the actresses are trying. Might be decent in a better movie with a good director.

[@MamaMOB]

You call that trying? I bet you like Kristen Stewart’s acting don’t you?

[@MonkeyKingsformerroomate]

@@MamaMOB Not anything specific. This film looked far more like poor planning, writing, and especially bad directing. It was also obviously shot quick. They seemed to be improvising a lot of their scenes. Which only works if you got a good director, and actors who know their characters inside and out. I didn't say they were good, just that they are trying to be good.

[@BlamoFilmz]

@@MonkeyKingsformerroomate I understood what you meant, and I think it's a good point!

[@Faby07aleixo]

totally, like, even the best actor would look like shit in this movie.

[@Faby07aleixo]

@aviato287 x so you think ever a oscar winning actor would look good in this movie?

[@adiahaalexander9359]

This feels like one of those haunted house or apartment KZbin channels except they got a little more funding

[@johnsrt4579]

Back when this movie came out, me and my friends just started calling it paranormal an tities. Good times lol

[@jearelleno11]

Ooooooooh yaaaaaa !!!! Lol

[@tylerskiss]

The brother actor probably didn't realize he would score such a hot actress, so he started trying to flirt with her through his character. That's what I'm seeing.

[@fronk140]

Oh man, I’m so excited. I see Gacy House is on here, ooooof.

[@jo8196]

truly one of the funniest films i've ever seen

[@quinnzykir]

There’s just so many bodies he just didn’t know what to do with them

[@lb_collector]

oh boy, it's toby. here we go again boys and girls

[@hasanal-mashhadani8112]

Well I’ve been waiting on one of these for a while now, but finally, it’s actually here again.

[@i8ursocksha]

Have you seen Affliction? It's a found footage vampire film and i really liked it. It was at least original. I remember watching this, but i couldn't remember any of it. You bring up really good points about the movie, lol. Great review!

[@LordSpongy]

Waaaiiiit a minute! I've seen this movie! At the time I thought it was Paranormal Activity 2. I was over at a friends house and we rented a pile of jumpscare movies and this was one of them and the entire time I thought it was way more contrived than I thought it would be. Man, it was so weird seeing all these clips remembering every one of them.

[@ryodark]

ughhhh I love your videos. Your humor is just on point. Cant wait for part 2!

[@endoema6909]

Here's a fun game: Take a shot of vodka everytime this movie cuts to black

[@Moth_Man98]

Everyone would be dead by alcohol poisoning 5 minutes in

[@alstinson]

The mom is somewhere between Hot and Not; when I'm noticing that aspect, you know I'm bored.

[@romealston3972]

Wow wasnt expecting this but cant wait lol 👌🏾👌🏾🔥🔥🐐🐐

[@jenprice2596]

6 hours ago? Wtf how did that happen

[@xsteveconwayx]

There was an American kids’ show in the early 90’s called “Ghost Writer” about a ghost that writes and it helps a group of kids solve mysteries by writing things out. It was educational, I guess?

[@Ft.Gagiano]

That scene with the mother having a alcaholic breakdown. Made me laugh out loud. Er lol

[@TheZipperDragon]

Anyone remember that simpsons gag, where the family was watching tv & not jack & not rose are in a small boat after the titanic sunk, & while not jack is watching not rose take her top off, then The titanic resurfaced with a big monster mouth? That's what titanic 2 should've been. Monster boat.

[@SosaStarlight]

This was great but when we got to the "It was your brother" part, I lost it. Keep up the great work.

[@briankenney8609]

' It looks like history is repeating it's self" i lose my shit laughing every time

[@BlazePiffington]

Finally some primetime quality material, for some reason I joined media news KZbin channels and I am burnt out… Time to get back to basics

[@MamaMOB]

Same here! I need movie reviews!

[@IknowIamkindagreat]

Kid: Mom. I want Paranormal Activity. Mom: We have Paranormal Entity at home! Kid: Mom. it has GHOST RAPE IN IT.... Mom: Oh crap...sorry about that

[@roanmartin1996]

The brother reacting to the scares was like when autocorrect accidentally changes a word you didn't want changed (Oh and btw, I've watch Titanic 2 and I barely got through the first 45 minutes)

[@alstinson]

I love your coverage of these types of films.

[@eloso2225]

He needed to set up 50 cameras to capture every single angle of her sister...

[@josephwojtkowiak3555]

Glad that you are still making videos!! You are one of the best on KZbin!

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

"I felt like...someone was in the room with me" IT WAS YER BRUTHA!!!

[@colerogers3681]

Found footage!? This movie, it ain't playing by the rules man!

[@user-vn7ce5ig1z]

• 0:54 - Back when IMDB still had the message-boards, the director of _Transmorphers,_ Leigh Scott posted a message to defend himself against all the hate by explaining that they weren't trying to rip off _Transformers_ and that they made their movie before _Transformers_ and it had a different title, but the studio kept it on the shelf until just before Michael Bay came out with his movie and then the studio renamed it to _Transmorphers_ and released it. That's just what studios do. • 24:45 - That's the reason that a lot of directors make bad movies, to get a girl to do a nude scene. ¬_¬ • 28:05 - You missed the best part of the movie, the sound she makes when she croaks, it's so fake it's hilarious. 😂 • 30:44 - Bruce Davison? Really? 🤦 _Titanic II: Lose Control_

[@quintusaquila34]

Smaller studios will do this sometimes (not quite to the extent of Asylum) where they will take an existing B movie/Direct to video low budget affair and rename it to cash in on a trend. Or a studio remarkets a film after one of it's former stars becomes more famous. Recently Jesse Eisenberg just sued a studio for remarketing a film he did a long time ago as if he was the lead actor, with his face front and center of=n the cover when he only had a bit part in the movie.

[@MamaMOB]

OR the director made a rip off movie and doesn’t want to admit it.

[@kyleolson8977]

Bad directors make a movie so they can shoot a nude scene. Great filmmakers only do it when it's critical to the plot. That's something Neil Breen told me. He also noted that a great director doesn't force anyone else to shoot a love scene with a woman. He takes that burden on himself.

[@Talia.777]

@@kyleolson8977 🤣😂

[@thatlemonadeguy6742]

Tbh the lore you gave the movie about the creepy brother makes for a WAY BETTER and more interesting horror movie

[@A-GayPlays]

I remember they did this back when Redbox was relevant to confuse you into buying the wrong movie if you weren't paying attention.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Glad he clarified on the telephone that the dead person who died in the house was called Maron. Otherwise how was the landlord supposed to narrow down which particular dead person who died in the house he was talking about? You're really going to struggle to remember about a dead person in your house without a name, after all. "Oh, *that* dead person!"

[@physalis5830]

Before watching part 2, gonna refresh my memory by rewatching part 1!

[@atinynut]

This is probably one of my favorite videos of all time cause of the commentary

[@NootalieWalf]

The demonologist looking down at the script had me roflcopterting all over the place

[@magicjohnson3121]

So in order to improve this review you must... [CUT TO BLACK]

[@historypaul1657]

SUPER SPOOPED YO! MUCH SCURE!

[@jonbarrett8002]

i was going post a comment about how i only think it was the brother and that there were no ghost but when i got to the end of the video you basically beat me to it with your conclusion on what happened and i agree with it lol.

[@stenpablo3045]

Such an underrated Channel

[@creepypastatime396]

Yo its the same music Scary Interesting uses, was trying to figure this out the whole video lol. Also Cordz you da Best!

[@0Lottee0]

Did they pick that actress specifically to have a Jennifer Carpenter lookalike or do you think it was just serendipity it turned out that way.

[@mickellmike7251]

Every time it cuts to black *take a shot* every time you feel a cringe *take a shot* Me: *Black out drunk*

[@SeptienPatterson]

"Oh no, you got nude for this movie?!" That shouldn't be funny but it was! 😂😂😂😂

[@o-o-o-ozempic]

I just came across your channel today and I love your style. Instant subscribe from me. I'm so excited to work my way through your videos.

[@NMHTelevision]

Bro, keep up the good work. I’m enjoying these videos. 😂

[@booskibe2813]

“Your the best step bro ever”-brattystepsis

[@YokaiX]

The sad thing is, if they tried, they could’ve made a worthwhile competition to Paranormal Activity

[@SemarangkerTV]

Your channel is amazing ... we are your fans from Java -indonesia.. We love you... ... always success, my friend...

[@ZetZatar]

There was almost as many cut-to-blacks as there were cut-to-commercials in this video!

[@6043231041]

Yeah what the fuck ahaha there was an ad like every 2 mins. So hard to watch while relaxing in bed at 2 am. All of a sudden too everytime. Especially now sometimes you can't even skip two ads at once at a time. By next year watch youtube start giving 3 unskippable ads every 5 mins.

[@Gideon13397]

Also, they were way too many non explicit incestuous scenes between the sis and the bro.

[@joshuaewalker]

Vanced ;)

[@xChikyx]

you have ads in youtube?

[@ZetZatar]

Chiky Scares You , 18 of them in a 30 minute video. To be exact.

[@curleyqreviews9793]

Titanic 2 is a ripoff of The Posideon Adventure. Prove me wrong

[@ziamsince]

Why would you say something so controversial, yet true

[@michaelm2618]

Oh my god bois, it’s da demon!

[@taz9419]

Jus stumbled upon this video n now im a sub. Good stuff bro, my kind of channel 👌🏼

[@serenatywhite8823]

I'm so excited your back! You always make me laugh

[@j.jmarlon1417]

"Back to incest” lmfaoooooooooooo “Slide--slide" when the mother is on the phone. 😆😆😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thomaskittock2866]

Doing Asylum ripoffs is almost too easy, it's like cheating.

[@Mical21]

When it said night one and even more so when the phone started ringing I just thought of fnaf

[@erinbrady9444]

paranormal entity came out on my tenth birthday. i am now twenty years old. hey, a late birthday present is better than none i suppose

[@cordzfx]

Happy Birthday!

[@SpaceOink]

I must have been blessed by the gods. A 31 minute long video with CorderyFX.

[@mike_0213]

"It was your brother!" lol - god you made me laugh. (not at the weird ass brother, just your comment.)

[@cartooncritique6625]

2:34 At least with "The Blair Witch Project" (which started all this crap) the people in THAT movie were film students who were shooting a documentary, so they at least had a legitimate excuse for why they were filming all the damn time! 5:03 Wait! They made a remake of "The Blair Witch Project"...why is this the first time I'm hearing about it! XD

[@johngrave5554]

Well I have to finish the final project some day might as well stay awake till 2 am finish it and watch this as a treat for finishing it.

[@lfroncek]

The house has a weird staged home look. Like they shot it in the model home at a new housing development.

[@Rynewulf]

I just realised that found footage would make a great anthology technique, like the short interviews or character actions you get in audio/radio/podcast horror

[@curleyqreviews9793]

At this point I want to these more than the actual cinematic universities

[@ryanrandall1727]

I'm so glad you called the mother out for swearing 😂 ...aaaaaand cut to black...

[@creepyville]

God bless you for being able to suffer thru these films and still maintain a sense of humor. These clips alone sucked every bit of marrow from my funny bones

[@docsnake]

Looking forward.

[@meicasato]

hes checking the vents to see if the imposter came out

[@ah-nononoo]

8:11 idk. Something about this had so much potential Probably because it'd work with a true crime angle

[@rayluna1432]

When is part 2 coming??? I love these videos!!! Hurry the hell up...jk lol but seriously, can't wait for part 2.

[@rustyletsplays3848]

Glad to see this video back up

[@KeepinitGorgeous]

Omg boiz! Cordery is back!!

[@TheGhostbusterfan]

I have to give to the Asylum. It takes real effort to make a crucifix on a wall look cheap.

[@MegaDcmp]

I farking love that shatty Titanic recorder solo

[@Ecw_Kevin_Torres]

I knew you were going to make a video of the asylum movies 😂

[@0ddsby]

Oh my god boys, it's a new Cordery!