The Ouija Rip Off Universe - PART 2

[@Arthurguy95]

"This film stars Henry Cavill's untalented brother" Me: that's a bit harsh (15 minutes later) Me: okay I take it back

[@Arthurguy95]

Ugh I want Rabbai Exorcist to be a thing

[@MrPuddinUwu]

One thing that bugged me was father and son looked more like big bro, lil bro

[@supersonicrocket-ship7489]

The ‘son’ also looked a bit like Freddy prince jnr at some angles

[@StuartJanssen]

The sideburn curls are called peyos, it's pretty common in very observant Jewish communities; but I'm surprised he'd have them and still be associating with those kids because they tend to be pretty insular, particularly to non-jews. I actually had them briefly, though I'm not nearly that level of observant.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Huh. I learnt something new today!

[@StuartJanssen]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 We aim to please.

[@silverscorpio24]

I'm doubley disappointed we didn't even get a BLEH! montage

[@MonkeyKingsformerroomate]

Damn, now I am too.

[@KelliMariePy]

Did this dude really just Naruto run inside the house at 17:53?!?! Lol this movie is cracking me up! 😂

[@DragonsKitten]

"We gotta make a Ouija/Exorcist rip off movie on NO BUDGET and NO TIME. Whattaya got?!" "Well... what if we swapped all the Catholic representation out and swapped in Jewish iconography instead?" "GREAT! What's Jewish?" "Oh, uh, they're snotty to each other when they talk? They're suuuuper knowitalls ALL the time, right?! Annnnnd OH YEAH! They always have those STUPID curly sideburns! RIGHT?!" ...oy. Love how they tried so hard to give the boy Hasidic sideburns, but his father didn't have any, and then the same character wasn't wearing sideburns as an adult, because they DON'T KNOW what a Hasidic Jew is! Great review as always!

[@Darth_Conans]

The writer/director is Nick Slatkin, who is a Jew.

[@jenh101]

Holy shit was that demon possession drawn on using paint? That’s hilarious! The Star of David eye beams were legitimately better effects than anything in this movie

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Stone Cold Hank Schrader is greatest fusion form ever created

[@stevenalexander7592]

Shaggy and shrek are the best tag team

[@kriscollins2437]

Honestly man, this video is pure quality. Comedy, informative criticism, and it seems like you are really enjoying yourself. Keep doing you brotha.

[@irisfailsafe]

I love how this movie skips cinematography completely… it has that amazing made in high school vibe

[@squattingnevil]

Finally, The Frisco Kid getting some love, I have loved that film since I was a kid. Gene Wilder is amazing in it.

[@nickhuber8023]

For the first time ever, I’m actually hype for a KZbin video that’s not out yet

[@AdamAus85]

Dirty hippie bit caught me off guard, lol. Swell video man

[@smileyattitude6807]

No one has ever (“except my boyfriend”) made me laugh so hard your videos are extremely funny

[@Mr_Porter]

This movie was better than the first one, but still hilariously bad with all of the editing and continuity errors. That ending in the pool where the blood splattered all over the camera but not a single drop in the pool...C'MON ! Looking forward to part 3, I have a feeling that you saved the best for last.

[@cordzfx]

lol, I don't know about best. I reviewed these in the order I watched them. I actually have to rewatch the 3rd movie AGAIN to start the review script... wish me luck!

[@brettelmore7855]

@@cordzfx good luck!

[@Zarastro54]

I bet they weren't allowed to contaminate the pool without having to pay to clean it themselves.

[@victornewmanforever]

The automatic subtitles replaced "ouija exorcism" with "weed exorcism" and now I want to watch it.

[@scarletamazon3455]

That sounds like a fanstastic movie you could pitch based on title alone!

[@RC99_Productions]

I want one of these rip-off movies to have a killer oujia board..... like the actual oujia board and planchett kills people. None of this demon stuff.

[@KelliMariePy]

I'm sure it already exists, somewhere....

[@liamfaoisidheold]

Yes.

[@cartooncritique6625]

The concept reminds me a little bit of that movie "Rubber". XD

[@luisalejandrogonzalez264]

Man, you are making me want to rewatch Beavis and Butthead so much. Also, cant wait for part 3 this is great

[@pbyn153]

This is what I am subbed for. Damn, Cord, cannot wait for part 3

[@Jess-gr1qf]

This is even more hilarious than Part 1, you had me laughing from start to finish. Thanks for the entertainment!

[@AHeroAlmost]

Am I the only one thrown off with how similar the parents and children look in age ? They must of had their kids when they were 13…

[@CyberSpider35]

I like idea about the exposition demon. Somebody should made a movie (or at least long comedy skit) about it.

[@waltriguess]

Your vids remind me of classic ralphthemoviemaker, I'm glad to have someone to fill that void while having a style of their own too

[@TheSouloftheDragon]

I laughed when Hank Austin got possessed. Couldn't make that scene a little bit better, could they?

[@lb_collector]

The fact they share a universe with Paranormal Entity is crazy!

[@irishjoe2941]

These are the best fucking videos bud! Please never stop making them!!

[@TheRiverHobo]

I love these videos. Thank you for some high quality entertainment!

[@sstid__6102]

You dirty hippie hahaha they should of got Cartman to voice over that

[@youtubecensorwrongthink5914]

I didn't need the reminder... I'd already put Frisco kid on my list 🤣🤣

[@antiphlex]

The VHS intro looks great, now it just needs to sound great with a HF rolloff at about 6kHz, and random dropouts.

[@CyberSpider35]

As always - if this Ouija Board is so damn dangerous, why didn't old rabbi (main character's Dad) hide\conceal it better?

[@TheRedneckPreppy]

Never saw "rabbi" spelled like that before :-)

[@cordzfx]

From the Terminator book of Genisys

[@TheRedneckPreppy]

@@cordzfx I stand corrected :-)

[@jaystreet46]

I just assumed that that’s how they spell it cross the pond

[@Trafalgar_Law81]

I love your channel. Your sense of humor is great. Please keep up the great work.

[@melting__lead]

I thumbs up your videos even before watching the video. You just that good 👍

[@earlthepearl6414]

That looked like a painful movie to sit through.

[@lb_collector]

That "Legend Of Goku" music at the beginning gave me goosebumps.

[@supersonicrocket-ship7489]

Love this video, the editing is top notch. Especially the montage mid way lol

[@eddysandland58]

@2-57 Is that the Guy With 90's Curtains Bleh from Scream? lol Anyway Another Quality upload Cordz! Cheers Mate 🍻

[@colerogers3681]

"Up you get." "Time to be the KZbinr." "HURRY THE FUCK UP!" 😂

[@shirohboy]

love your videos man - you deserve way more recognition for your work. can’t wait for more of these 👍🏼❤️

[@snowroaches]

Every time it's some throwaway line you say that makes me laugh.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Oh my gohd bois. It's da BOARD. It is wooden therefore I have splinters.

[@StrangersIteDomum]

the demon of exposition just killed me.

[@aerhiencre]

loving that power oujias intro

[@bobbybr38k3r8]

13:11 what's up with the whips on his back or scratch marks

[@strawberrycream2974]

Ouija Exorcism was only good for introducing me to Necrogoblikon

[@justsomeguy5950]

I've rewatched this several times and still have no clue what this movie is about.

[@Chris-il6iq]

This is the funniest video I've seen in weeks

[@UnwrittenSpade]

Omg the planchet in the bin with the x files music was fucking hysterical

[@ManiacalForeigner]

12:52 "Sunbaking?" Also, the curls are called payots, some Orthodox Jews believe that according to the Torah, they shouldn't shave the sides of their heads.

[@Catglittercrafts]

Explanation for the Jewish kids sideburn curls for anyone who cares and doesn’t already know: Payot (Hebrew: פֵּאָה‎, plural: פֵּאוֹת) is the Hebrew term for sidelocks or sideburns. Payot are worn by some men and boys in the Orthodox Jewish community based on an interpretation of the Tenach injunction against shaving the "sides" of one's head. Literally, pe'ah means "corner, side, edge". Mishneh Torah: Avodath Kokhavim 12:6 Babylonian Talmud: Makkot 20a

[@swagromancer]

But shouldn't his father have them too, then? I don't think it's very common for a boy that age to follow a different Jewish denomination than his father. With his father being a rabbi, no less.

[@theRealTallic]

Amazing work!

[@sidbones7862]

13:32 Nekrogoblikon shirt!! I hope "No one survives!"

[@kuroihoro1]

21:36 PATERON 🤣

[@opinionsfromfil1840]

Can't wait to part 3!

[@Clay3613]

Instead of looking like a college freshman student film, it looks like an extremely low-budget Lifetime channel movie.

[@johnrexteologia6046]

ive seen the movie "Under the shadow" last week. it was good. slow and creepy

[@Kriseiri]

What bugged me the most somehow was that they kept saying Belial wrong.

[@AlbinGlasell]

As always, great stuff!

[@readingcoconut9017]

I was wondering why I felt like I've seen this before and it's because I have and I never finished after the first 25 minutes

[@mattymox86]

😅😅😅😅😅😅The Demon of Exposition was 💯.

[@quinnzykir]

So they went to the Rick and Morty school for writing dialogue

[@Shintrueakuma]

So good cordz... so good

[@Matt421975]

Seconded. The Frisco Kid is a great movie more people should watch. Dig it.

[@HeartburnMan]

Last time! On Cordery Z!

[@dynamosaurusimperious2718]

This was the perfect sequel,also hope y'all had a great day

[@dynamosaurusimperious2718]

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[@MusouKing4816]

Gotta say I was not expecting to hear full body Xplosion in the credits

[@MichaeltheORIGINAL1]

Just here to confess my love to you Cordery. :)

[@vincentzombi3916]

Great video! I’m on Tubi right now and damn there’s a shit load of shitty amityville movies on there, on with a shark and another of a scarecrow 😕 hopefully you can tackle them

[@SaRENRampaiger]

Dude, same here, but at the same time it had some classic horror stuff from Argento and Giallo like the Beyond and Suspiria, plus the Re-animator movies!!

[@vincentzombi3916]

@@SaRENRampaiger I respect your opinion on those movies but argento and those movies are far beyond better then anything that amityville knock offs have to offer, just watch lucio, argento, bava, shit even the Bruno Mattie films from the 70s/80s

[@vincentzombi3916]

@@SaRENRampaiger influence or not

[@worlddomination92]

Lol Hank Austin is very accurate.

[@salamanderavem3782]

This is the biggest hype ever Part 2

[@potsmokindino]

Also, I'd recommend The Vigil. A recent horror film based on Jewish folklore. It's good.

[@TheRedneckPreppy]

What's always surprised me is that outside of the classic 1920 version, no one has actually tried to make a *good* golem movie.

[@DamaXion]

@@TheRedneckPreppy wasn't there a movie with a child golem? Like two or three years ago

[@Cavirex]

@@DamaXion yes. The Golem 2018.

[@AutumnWind92]

@@DamaXion he said *good*

[@DamaXion]

@@AutumnWind92 i didn't see it so i don't know if it was actually a good movie 😅

[@Geospasmic]

Reminexposition, a glorious word.

[@dentxn]

This is somehow the first I’m hearing of The Frisco Kid, sounds like you should collab with Hats Off Entertainment for a almost cult classic video :)

[@dpglounge4900]

Looks like the director is a supernatural fan

[@mystygon]

Rabai exorcist was sooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AnomalyINC]

"-we don't believe in flowers in the morning-" I'm gonna skip over how confused that makes me, and focus on how rude that was. As a Lutheran, if I was on a wake and someone offered me a gift in the form of, say, a book titled "Why the Pope is totally Dope", I'm gonna say "thanks" and accept it in the spirit of which it was given, not give them a lecture.

[@atinynut]

I'm so excited about this

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

Cordz mate, can I pitch you my Lt. Jangles Ouija movie idea?

[@swagromancer]

I want to see Lt. Jangles beating the crap out of a ghost nun with a Ouija board.

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

@@swagromancer "Oi cunt, Oi Goht ah message faw yah" *cracks the wooden board over her head*

[@LongJohnJohnson]

Sadly I missed the Premiere because of my ape ass internet but, i'll be sure to catch to the next one.

[@Goofygooberston]

The actor who played the grandsom took inspiration from big hollywood names such as Harvey Weinstein, bravo, bravo

[@aliheartzuphrakonkham3005]

The cringe of how often they have to talk about the correct main religion in the movie

[@chadalpha7983]

This movie is so cheap there is a character drinking Steel Reserve 211

[@swagromancer]

I really wish they had done more with the Jewish angle. Belief in demons isn't really widespread in Judaism, and has never been (which, for all their smugness about Jewish culture, is something that should be noted), but there _are_ some interesting kabbalistic concepts to be explored. They could have delved into all that lore and made something that hasn't been done to death by mainstream movies. Buuut instead we get generic, nondescript Ouija Board demon again. Okay.

[@SeptienPatterson]

Never heard someone say they liked The Frisco Kid

[@AndreAvezRaposa]

Rabbi Exorcist with david's stars laser eyes would have been too much for a demon. I could only compare him with the renegade priest from the exorcism of Molly Hartley, who swings the holy water sprinkler like a medieval mace.

[@jacotromp59581]

Love your video's.

[@Catglittercrafts]

This feels like a episode of supernatural and not an actual movie

[@Clay3613]

Lifetime movie.

[@nyutrig]

nice star of david beamz bro.

[@smileyattitude6807]

You always get me!! Rofl

[@Kaitlyn-rf9kj]

Can you do a review on Escape Room (2019)? I honestly would love to hear your thoughts and observations!

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

21:47 Sounds like Nekrogoblikon 😂

[@ariusscorpius7705]

Don't forget The Hebrew Hammer when it comes to Jewish comedies. Definitely a product of its time, but a classic nonetheless.

[@kriscollins2437]

DBZ "what happened last time what's going to happen now" music?!?!?

[@madeulook5872]

Bro I got unreasonably hype when I heard DBZ music.

[@kriscollins2437]

@@madeulook5872 haha me too

[@Jahsizzl9]

“Demon of Exposition”

[@muznick]

The Exposition Demon - hahaha!

[@brokengirlsrus]

My body is ready

[@AviationTV]

14:18.... In my personal opinion which was brilliantly pointed out by Cordz, how could you f#ck up THAT badly?!

[@1111poul]

Indiana Jew and the Demon of the lost Ouijaboard

[@trooperjoe73]

OMG boyz, it is the Rabai! Nah, doesn't work.