Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (Medieval Style | Bardcore)

[@sirpseudonymous5555]

When the jester realizes they were never laughing with him.

[@henrycovell4362]

Bruh this fuuny

[@JavaRivers]

@Lord7master7mike (Best reply ever)

[@lumikkiharthri6658]

thou Reapeth what thine tools sow! *fires crossbow point blank in town square*

[@thiccburger290]

Doth thou ever wond’r how I obtain’d mine own scars?

[@devlinmcguire7543]

aaAAll the other dukes better run- better run- _faster~than~my~arrow!_ thou`est should hath run! _faster than my arrow!_

[@llm7779]

“We live in a monarchy” -Jester

[@GameMaker3_5]

Get a load of this monarchy

[@badrluai]

Underrated as fuck.

[@JazzFlop212]

hitjack64 shut uppppp please

[@ic5889]

writings underneath

[@jorgeloredo100]

how about another joke my lord?

[@loseeraleeert2444]

When the school bully says, “I bite mine thumb at thee, sir” one too many times

[@Baggy_Malk]

UNDERRATED

[@ooferdoofer7091]

As someone who had to fight in that scene this pleases me very much

[@Nat-nu8iy]

The only reason I understood this was because my English teacher had my class read Romeo and Juliet and I aM WhEeZiNg 💀

[@illraidthemedicinecabinet208]

Oh my lawd 🤣

[@sammy_winchesterxxspookyna8748]

Wrong time period

[@danielsaurusrex8798]

Can't believe it's been 8 centuries since this came out, still a banger

[@Asertix357]

I was there when it was first recorded. Chills, man.

[@UserHuge]

Anyone still listening to this in 1492‽

[@lithicyde]

A great cover of Noah's original.

[@redcap1923]

When the silent squire reaches into his rucksack and produces a crossbow.

[@99mattdogg]

Gonna make a Skyrim video of a kid suiting up in plate armor and walking in slo-mo to the Riften orphanage with a crossbow.

[@Elliehasanaccount]

‘Twas a Scary sighting, perhaps a witch?

[@shoebockx3334]

During an educational session with the Jesuits

[@thenymphomancer5592]

Verbatim from the Reddit post. Even had the same image.

[@BobRoss-kt4yu]

999th like, so close lol

[@georgespiggott5615]

Everyone a knight till the class jester brings a longbow to the monastery

[@geraltofrivia3799]

HAHAHAHA You are a Genius!

[@salmamohmed222]

Indeed

[@aaronmatthewsenora6125]

you got 420 likes

[@georgespiggott5615]

@@aaronmatthewsenora6125 aw i missed it :/

[@LeoSerasinghe]

You sir are a master!

[@Joe-pm8de]

‘Tis but a jest till’ the lords boy brings out a crossbow during town school.

[@matty_daddy]

Yehhhhhhhhhhhhh babeheieh

[@bluetipsvol2973]

No no no no 2nd

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Foolish peasant. The plebe is iliterate for a reason

[@kyzendelaguia1063]

All ye utland children brandishin' thou kicken won't be quick befleein' my arows

[@victorfawcett9776]

Epic

[@wenaldy]

"Thou are modest boy" "Thou shall not go to seminary tomorrow"

[@jaketrotman1011]

😂

[@thatnflweeb7023]

It’s all fun and games until Richard pulls out his crossbow during horseback training.

[@jamesbah2561]

That NFL Weeb everyone took off on horseback😭

[@voctur]

There was a case in Spain of a kid who carried on a school shooting with a crossbow. Killed one person and injured 4

[@woppiejoppie6728]

GG

[@TITANia69420]

Bruh, he became a horse archer

[@syahmikadira6832]

@@voctur Holy shit you're not kidding: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcelona_school_killing

[@edwalker598]

When everyone starts bullying the history kid

[@N00BT00BX]

history kid

[@Rebecca-bk9bd]

Shweller hey we have a lot of pent up anger from Julius Caesar >:(

[@powderpocalypse]

😂 this sent mw

[@AlamoOriginal]

You mean all those medieval LARPers

[@GoBlues767]

I’m A History Kid and Everyone Respects me lmao

[@Eikrull]

When you misheard "Hunting pheasants" for "Hunting peasants"

[@Nantosuelta]

"ohhhhhhh you said Pheasants.... sorry"

[@theciasmuggledcoke1261]

Ah yes a simple mistake

[@yeetlizard458]

Lol

[@luviawolfhound6078]

Dont worry,we all make mistake.yours seems a bit too much tho,but yeah we all make mistake sometime.

[@thatgalisafly2939]

We all make mistakes in the heat of pashion jimbo

[@gsamm2575]

All the other Kings Hiding inside their castles Better run, better run Faster than my arrows

[@gabriellysilvaribeiro2948]

this is really good sir

[@jotarokujo8990]

sir I Approveth of thy

[@ungamer6241]

flee*

[@Marc-zi4vg]

Napoleon be like *symbolically speaking* :

[@AmericanNightBot]

And you are a weebo

[@phasedcloak2835]

"Some of ye' are quite honourable. Steer away from the archery range next day"

[@InquisitorXav]

lmao

[@kelnhide]

In the morrow would be apt, I think

[@59fiftynine57]

Thanks fam

[@hoominbeeing]

kelnhide *Methinks

[@dataexpunged2827]

But all English men were required to do archery training back then... There’s no escape from Richard.

[@rinbobetteweebabobo5965]

"Jeremy what is in thine bag?" "Vengence my Lord."

[@James-ip8xs]

Hhaahhahaha

[@limabean1202]

maybe saying satchel or sack instead of bag would make it sound more medieval lol

[@manlycupcake3097]

Thank you

[@envy4555]

Jeremy let thy shouts and actions be foretold in this kingdom for the future as proof of your brilliance

[@pipetman4645]

Limabean shit lol

[@Kadz]

Don’t come to jousting practice tomorrow

[@hoffenberg1311]

oh hello there fellow memer

[@HeLow005]

oh.. sure man

[@cloudunknown]

Don't wasn't a thing back then

[@ghostkiddy6436]

hi

[@Blue_Cats]

𝙒𝙝𝙮

[@ivex5942]

"What is thou carrying onto thine back?" "It is thine case for thy lyre milord." "But dosn't thou playeth the flute?"

[@bebsss1117]

I just had a seizure reading this

[@uwu.-.5873]

Second line should probably be "lyre case for thine banquet in the courts milord"

[@distant1334]

It is thy longbow

[@TwentySixth_]

Excuse thouns language BUT WHAT IN THE WILLIAM THE 1st

[@The_Custos]

thou playeth most readily to thine gathered

[@TheKarlAyala]

When that one peasant kid pulls out a longbow during sword training.

[@kelnhide]

Jeemol peasants wouldn’t be able to afford sword training though. Squires on the other hand, can.

[@Yoloballmuncher22]

But the other kids have shields...

[@AmnesiaForever]

kelnhide r/wooooooooosh

[@leepicbaconman1553]

OwenWasHerVEVO he didn’t miss the joke

[@martinesy6074]

It's not funny when you know that a longbow requires a lot of force to be pulled :c

[@anemone30403]

‘Tis all but a jest till the quiet lad bids whom’st is the swiftest runner in ye olde English class

[@victorradial1179]

Better on latín...

[@SnakebitSTI]

Your English is a few centuries too recent lol.

[@Calamity_Jem]

That "ye" is everything about good old english

[@wepbop6736]

TRANSLATION: It’s all fun and games till the quiet kid finds who’s the fastest runner in your English class

[@overratedpancake9034]

@@wepbop6736 thanks, as a non-native english speaker this was confusing the shit outta me

[@mwyvanwymwyvanwy7880]

"Dear Timothy, what is in thine satchel?" "Vengeance my Lord."

[@ginkgo4310]

? Please ?

[@raymondbero6879]

This is amazing and I want to be your friend now.

[@samuelsmith5400]

This is actually a great line tho

[@zubaidamajeed5756]

"My lord, I dare not repent for my actions, I willingly betray thee!" *Is that a challenge, young Timothy?*

[@oscarstudios2752]

@Tiến Đạt Lục Yes its true, in the Japanese invasion when the hurricanes came he was reported to say that

[@ambergold1714]

" *revenge doesn't bring peace, young one.* " " *It does. My Lord. It does to thyself.* "

[@carloss5735]

"Behold! Start to cry and pray now, pestilent cowards, but not even god himself will save you sinners from my crossbow!" - Richard, son of the blacksmith, "The quiet kid"

[@blazedinfernape886]

His name's robert.

[@Tekrothebountyhunter]

Richard the Quiet

[@janelantestaverde2018]

@@blazedinfernape886 Or Will.

[@gabriel_2557]

Lmao

[@fetkreb6216]

Dick the Quiet

[@RetroRoundupUK]

"All t'other young'uns with their inflated pattens should think it wise to flee, flee from mine arrowes"- Adopt ye peasantry, 1311

[@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446]

Iam saving a spot here for the rest of the song please update Edit* thanks for the likes btw dont know what they do tho but thanks and can you update pls

[@kappa3667]

Yes please do 😳 this is a 10/10 comment

[@ZombiePuppys]

Woke

[@bangunny]

this gave me the witcher 3 vibes

[@alegria1813]

10/10 CEO of youtube comments

[@str_light1871]

When thy jester hasn’t found thy quip humorous so thou escapes to yonder battlements to retrieve thy crossbow

[@rentalsnake6542]

Thou art adept in the diction of the noble lords, good sir, I bid you luck in your poetic endeavours, may you oft find coin in your purse and ladies on your loins. God be with ye.

[@kurokami117]

^ ^ Perfection

[@headsworthtg3585]

correct me if i’m wrong, but you said ‘ when your jester doesn’t find your quip funny, so go to get your crossbow’. This implies he’s yours(you’re some kind of member of the nobility/can afford a jester), he’s the jester though(he’s mr trying to be funny not you)... this doesn’t make any sense m8.

[@Lostname53]

Loooongbow

[@ttly1384]

@@headsworthtg3585 Yeah, 'when thine jest hath not been...' I believe would have been a better fit.

[@BrutallyObscura]

Everyone's a knight until the jester brings his longbow to the monastery Edit: I hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving and a good day

[@Maver1ck15]

I came here from a meme lol

[@winmashter8694]

@@Maver1ck15 me too

[@noahchavis9121]

@@Maver1ck15 same

[@lilytyler3122]

LMAOOOO

[@obitou5595]

Me: LORD HEAVENS!!!

[@ThomasSquared]

Everybody gangsta until Lancelot launches his Trebuchet at the Monastery.

[@teolikespizza5444]

666 likes Nani!?

[@rajatpatel8846]

@@teolikespizza5444 no likes Nani?!?

[@nicholasyap9000]

nuu not lancelot it couldnt have

[@myal_2205]

Ah yes, the superior siege machine

[@saikarma1795]

Church of England time

[@purvdragon-sensei]

Aye, I befriended the quiet lad by sharing a bowl of lentil soup with him and so he saith unto me, “Thou art an upstanding fellow, tarry not in the flea markets come morrow.”

[@nothingsuspicioushere.6379]

You listen here. I'm supposed to be studying and you got me in trouble because this comment made me LOL.

[@avalynn6491]

im crying

[@cykablyat9553]

Thou better runneth hastily lest my arrow strike true

[@lpierson444]

@@cykablyat9553 All thy other knaves, With thoust dubious greaves, Thou shouldst take flight, Thou shouldst take flight, Lest my arrow strike true!

[@PKMidori]

I literally spit out my drink 😂

[@supersoaker7]

"You're a nice lad, don't come to the bard's college tomorrow."

[@preposteroussvideos]

Underrated

[@bituin5908]

“Why’s that?” “Reasons.”

[@TheSilverSmitih]

*quicksaves

[@BOIZADAS]

didn't got this one

[@molag-ballordofdomination2065]

@@BOIZADAS the song is about a school shooting

[@chef_miku]

This comments section taught me more about Medieval English than school did

[@sensam6155]

None of these comments, I repeat NONE of these comments, one more time in case you're not paying attention NONE OF THESE COMMENTS have any medieval English in them. These internet people are making uneducated guesses based on things they've heard on shows and movies. No medieval English was learned here today. At best they're making awful attempts at sixteenth century English.

[@chef_miku]

@@sensam6155 oh look, another thin skinned person from the internet, what a surprise

[@pinify1239]

@@sensam6155 it’s coz of ppl like u the middle finger was invented.

[@sensam6155]

@@pinify1239 ''it's coz of ppl like u'' haha You can't insult someone writing like this and expect them to feel insulted. I feel like a toddler called me a poopie head.

[@youshabhattay6471]

@@sensam6155 ayt mate I'm from England wanna hear how we speak

[@fleetwoodcraic4235]

“Leviticus,you seem quite amiable,do not arrive at thine tutelage on the morrow”

[@arransanity144]

Leviticus is the name of one of my characters in DnD so that cracked me up. Thanks

[@Alherion]

Looool

[@fokkusuh4425]

Leviticus is the name of my Dog's girlfriend's twin uncle in a fictional fantasy game I play in my mind so that cracked me up. Thanks

[@oracle8192]

@Uriah Her. Smart

[@theelias7909]

@@oracle8192 I dont get it

[@GodotOfficial]

When the French serf boy whispers something about Agincourt and takes his crossbow out of his satchel during English class

[@coryaw95]

@@cora1983 Stop killing the word wholesome.

[@あきら-v7h]

The nun is comin for you yeah she’s comin for you

[@luterynie]

omfg hi godot

[@iregertnothing28]

Godot Why are you everywhere I look? Even when they aren't related to Ace Attorney

[@noshame5330]

Comment is stolen, ive seen it on this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@random_person_lol1869]

The dislikes were those who weren’t swifter than his Arrows...

[@aimilios439]

Or those who know that this doesn't sound like medieval at all.

[@richardimo4433]

Αιμίλιος Σπηλιόπουλος sounds pretty medieval to me

[@ivanthethicc2363]

Big Iron but medieval?

[@DetectiveAme]

I was going to run for my life, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[@Ios13056]

@@aimilios439 A knave that was not swifter than his arrows

[@Memelander]

The silent one : "I hast taken a liking to you , question the teacher if thou can useth the loo . Thine shalt go and not come back to class ."

[@justananonymouspotato]

"Thine" means your

[@Thestuffdoer]

@@justananonymouspotatoI have taken a liking to thee, question the teacher if thou canst use the loo, thou shalt go and not come hither again. Is that better?

[@justananonymouspotato]

@@Thestuffdoer yes 👏

[@nerobiblios4086]

"Thou have found favor with me, so I shal't give thee advice: Do not come to the village square tomorrow."

[@rajatpatel8846]

sounds like a school shooting warning but with less school and more village square

[@allgamerprogram344]

You guys are good lads. Don't come to the monetary tomorrow

[@mackyrulez756]

Everybody gangsta till the quiet archer in the back pulls out the bow

[@mackyrulez756]

Legionary LOL yeah everybody peasant*

[@KyleOakes45]

mackyrulez spare me oh gracious devil, I wouldn’t know we thou provoke thee

[@Sethern]

Everypeasant

[@spooky_ghosty]

“Heed my warning sire. Don’t arrive at the castle tomorrow”

[@Dmartinez117]

Best comment for me

[@DoctorNemmo]

Although most teaching was done at churches

[@electricangel3161]

Best comment

[@alejandromechina5959]

Loool.

[@anonymous-fv4ec]

Thine*

[@pinify1239]

This comment section is gold. I live for this.

[@gravyo5124]

Medieval child: *starts playing this song on his lute Every other peasant: Dost thou want to be friends? I’m willing to pay double for thy livestock

[@c.jhamblin5759]

Its all fun and games untill you get a carrier pigeon telling you not to go the bread lines tommorow

[@sighthoundstars]

@@c.jhamblin5759 I'm crying why is this so funny

[@notgosu0907]

Can some1 pls explain for me why u guys use the words such as thou, thy, thee,.. in these meme? I'm not an English speaker so I dont get it, maybe it's the accent of ppl in Medieval right? Sr for my English btw.

[@sighthoundstars]

@@notgosu0907 for sure! It's how people used to say "you" and "your" and stuff like that WAY back in time, just replace "thou" with you

[@notgosu0907]

@@sighthoundstars gramercy, thank thou

[@DBDenzz]

Thou't, in best interests, flee speeds hastier than thine fletching.

[@adamhavelock2104]

Ay brother!

[@reptilienkonig6551]

*than mine fletching

[@LaymanAhoy]

@@reptilienkonig6551 *than mine asshole tightens

[@saucyyikers3877]

No one can understand this making it have a very small amount of likes. F

[@Aname550]

@@saucyyikers3877 curb your superiority complex, everyone gets it, and it has plenty of likes

[@toasterstore8031]

when the bullied kid brings his crossbow in 1376

[@aimanharith5817]

😂

[@chadodell4887]

Dont bully the blacksmith's son.

[@notyet3dna]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@pedrogonzales3954]

قهسسيم

[@endangsaptorini563]

Better run Better run

[@skycendre257]

for some reason the image of the guy holding a bow to a group of people cracks me up like there's no tomorrow

[@austinthedude1]

When the Court Jester suddenly stops acting silly...

[@crqf2010ruler]

@Pope Gregory I Thee lives inna kingdom.

[@Sjors_]

"Care for another jest, my liege? What dost thou acquire when thou combine a hermit addled with diseases of the mind and a civilization that doth abandon him and treat him as if he were filth? I shall tell thee what thou shalt obtain! Thou shalt obtain thine just reward!"

[@blammo5226]

he will be laughing still... in the end.

[@JavierGomezX]

@@Sjors_ Dude, make this an actual comment instead of a reply. It is just too good, to be lost here.

[@Durahan82]

A unemployed Jester is nobody's fool

[@bagellord113]

"Come hither fool." *the fool jingled miserably across the floor*

[@yourlocalscribe948]

I thought you said "come hitler fool" xd

[@okcomputerr]

Ksjsjjssj bruh I choked on my own spit

[@PlagueDocling]

"what you egg!?" *he stabs him*

[@ykhowidoit]

Your Local Scribe so did I :(

[@bholanathhembram7366]

Best piece of literature ever written

[@brycevo]

"I am quite fond of ye. Thou shalt not attend training tomorrow." The silent squire

[@rafaadhifaiz4531]

Weird a 1K like comment with No replies... Wait-

[@SomebodySaveRap]

Rafa Adhifaiz golden fucking comment- wait-

[@waffleMccoy]

AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMG SPERFECT

[@rafaadhifaiz4531]

After reading these comments But then you realized you are The quiet kid like me

[@ingenuity23]

@@rafaadhifaiz4531 hey buddy wait what is that *NO PUT THAT DOWN DONT FUCKING SHOO-*

[@shutterbugoli]

The middle ages is by far one of the eras that I find most fascinating and your music brings a huge smile to my face. What a perfect example of how art is timeless!

[@ChronoTau]

All ye other squires with thine leather sandals, ought to flee, ought to flee, with more haste than mine arrow

[@bensterWasHere]

Nice

[@GraveDigger388]

LMAO

[@bungus6707]

birbie how long did that take you? Haha

[@guilatrixx4442]

THIS WORKS

[@Josh-ez3mb]

Well done

[@QuantumParticle]

All thy children adorned in the finest shoes, must flee, they must flee, outpacing my bow

[@Freekymoho]

All thine other knaves, fleeth, fleeth swifter than mine fledger

[@Super-Shafs]

@quantum - you mean: outpacing mine bow? I believe I have spotted a mistake in your speech, sire

[@willjustice1876]

Made me commit nose breath

[@QuantumParticle]

@@Super-Shafs Good squire, thankest thou. I hath fixed it.

[@NorthamIncYT]

Þeu haþ tó Æsérbcyrbe To ðe mineð channæ, þæ finesht in þe Britannian Kingdom

[@ethanl5527]

when the quiet child bringeth a peculiar shaped lyre case

[@Guruc13]

A comment of most sub'tle humour!

[@icarokaue7334]

xkcd

[@literally-just-a-bee]

When the mute fellow bringeth a peculiarly formed lyre box to his lessons and his tunic shows a long rattling lump in his spine.

[@FM-to3gy]

bringeth

[@olympia5758]

We need to start talking like this again

[@anonymousmobster2444]

"We dwelleth within a monarchy" -The jester

[@Marco_______]

When you install the killable children mod on Skyrim . . .

[@StitchedUpPunkette]

Wasn’t interested in Skyrim until now

[@KukHuve]

“Pa says im to friendly to strangers, but you seem alright.”

[@requiemlul3140]

Smokeweedeveryday420 WAIT-

[@requiemlul3140]

Sceptnado Nani the fuck

[@appleheaddefender]

Smokeweedeveryday420 same

[@rurushu8094]

When thou donates fifteen shillings to the local maiden but she does not call out thine name in the chatter

[@plebesciterourke3702]

Ahh aye! Haha

[@Kidzero._]

F

[@naufalr.9521]

medieval simping

[@rodrikforrester6989]

@@naufalr.9521 also known by its more glamorous name, courtly love

[@warrencourtney4786]

A simp lord?

[@teethpaste8568]

When the weird kid reaches into his satchel during alchemy

[@eri020]

underrated

[@hiraeth7582]

LMFAO

[@Hasio-Maszkietnik]

And it's a satchel charge

[@lennydale92]

When thy tanners son reacheth for thine longbow during the Village summer fair.

[@amirnazery]

"during alchemy" LOL

[@dust133]

Aye, it taketh me back to a time iron was still spelled isern.

[@cat-uv6dt]

it made more sense back then

[@danielsellers8707]

This explains the German word for railway is Eisenbahn.

[@obiwankenobi9439]

Ijzer in Dutch.

[@Stopitpls]

“Ha, yes, all are jests, yet you curs best avoid court this coming morrow”

[@tomhiscocks242]

I am a disappointment to my parents I thank thee with all mine heart

[@Niweera]

aren't we all?

[@JoeKing69]

This is the most relatable username I've ever seen.

[@clearcontentment3695]

For ,thy cloth men sneak for toe, ought steed thy arrow, curb thy pride then void culling

[@KitKatHexe]

@@clearcontentment3695 I get the first two parts, but can you explain the third?

[@tintin.9832]

“All the Bully-rooks with the Busken boots. Best Ye go, best Ye, go. Outrun my bow.”

[@avis4357]

I came here after watching that version lol

[@guillermojrboy3292]

Thine comment cometh faster than mine arrow. 😳👍

[@pabloparedesdiaz9591]

Ye sire

[@meris8486]

“Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch.” Yea

[@baguette745]

Hahahaha

[@HeavyMetalMouse]

This has the tempo and flow of one of those 'stately' Edwardian/Victorian ballroom dances where at most hands touch and it's all very choreographed and such. Excellent cover!

[@sidneyk.8443]

Tis all jests until the blacksmith's boy brings a longbow to the archives.

[@cgd5693]

Sidney Kirk lmao

[@skhighglitch4217]

I raise thee: Tis all a jest ‘til the blacksmith’s boy brings a Evelyn to the Archives

[@skhighglitch4217]

Federal Bureau of Investigation *Triple Shot of crossbow bolts sounds off in the archives.*

[@auto_4097]

@@skhighglitch4217 Tis all a jest 'till the lords boy reacheth into his sachel and pulleth out a hunter axe in thine dream

[@dorgao4731]

I see you're a man of culture.

[@kubli365]

Bless corona virus for cancelling the medieval festival so this guy has time to make these

[@Cjnw]

Black Death: Holdeth _my_ Corona Beer! 🍻😛

[@risokugaming4843]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIS4n3SKg852q5Y Click on the link above and watch the awesome video that i uploaded. Also *LIKE, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE*

[@raijonakahara6948]

@Michael Ortega ok racist

[@z_.5557]

@@raijonakahara6948 Well, it did start from China, so they must've inferred it from that. Please don't assume who accuses the Chinese for what happened is racist since the Chinese could've contained the virus before it literally spread to almost everywhere. That's why some people are upset at China.

[@sh1ma332]

@Michael Ortega fun fact during the outbreak the CCP took this opportunity to expand in the south china sea taking islands that belong to the SEA nations

[@caseyshort8475]

“Wouldst thou passeth thy auxiliary cord?” “Aye, but playeth not a melody resembling excrement.”

[@ashton6477]

Needs more likes pls

[@memegumin]

That is the most interesting "don't play shit" I've ever read. Complimenth to thou majesty

[@cicada.and.pomegranate]

Shit is actually an older word in English than excrement.

[@greben2509]

your head is shaped like WillNE's

[@caseyshort8475]

Hünré I don’t know what I’ll do with this newfound information but I do know I’m thankful to have it now

[@GabeMoon]

This song is so good its gone forward and backwards in time

[@MB-pg6yy]

I've never had more fun reading comments in my life

[@clowntown1958]

these are the most blursed comments I've seen

[@xXCao_RenXx]

It's a surprise to be sure... But a welcome one :D

[@ABirdfromOz]

Saw this comment then had a gander... you're spot on, these are the best comments!

[@edwindungdung1998]

Its a gold mine!!

[@12mamcu123]

Nice Covet album art profile pic

[@bradendredge6809]

“Ye scoundrels who wear poulaines piked, make haste or by my BOW be piked!”

[@atticussato2990]

My word sir it seems I've grown quite fond of you do to this here remark.

[@AMK2005]

Tis but a scratch

[@gunlyte4661]

You take his Toy,he gives you the BOW lessons.

[@pclfld8253]

"Twas but a witty remark from ye

[@ends5813]

When your at the monastery and you laugh at the quiet monk’s sandals:

[@ike1791]

Lmfao

[@aiiiia9971]

HahahahahA xD

[@skarabyll1458]

"The quiet monk" I think they are usually quiet lmao

[@silver_einherjar]

you're

[@LL-tr5et]

"your"

[@ferrodu5759]

When your friend shows up with a trebuchet on the village

[@rafaelrandom500]

😄

[@DoctorAlright]

When thine silent kid duth bringith a large carrying case, but ‘tis not thy day of running

[@ramens]

*bringith*

[@DoctorAlright]

yuh

[@hypnoticdude]

@Fat fucking loser dude he's saying it like that because that's how medieval people talked back then ;-; check yourself before you wreck yourself

[@irok1]

Who owns the silent kid? "When *your* silent kid..."

[@DownLowdFlowd]

Fat fucking loser yes they do dumbass

[@チーズ-n7b]

When you’re a student in medieval time and you don’t let the quiet kid borrow your ink and feather.

[@PianoEmu1120]

How's your crazy noisy bizarre life with that bunny girl Sakuta?

[@チーズ-n7b]

Daniel Moreno Jurado マイさん　好きだ〜〜〜 (Mai-san, suki daaaaaaaaa)

[@AlifDAlhaq]

*ink and quill

[@lipbarsfishing1428]

Pope Gregory I also noblemen and noble children

[@ShIbaShlba]

@Pope Gregory I recent archeological finds actually show the contrary, that most people living in the medieval time period could read and even in some cases write.

[@mdukasa]

Teacher: Why art thou in immortal laughter? Me: 'tis but a crossbow

[@ola9069]

dude i cant LMFAOO

[@karaeatworldAHHHHH]

THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES IMMEDIATELY

[@Oldfriend841]

why tf did this make me laugh so hard lmao

[@justagirlconstantlychangin7134]

LMFAO

[@AbdulHadiu]

LMAOO XDDDD I NEED TO FRAME YOUR COMMENT

[@starflightthedragon7830]

*shooter comes into school* Quiet kid: "I hath become one with my ancestors song" *pulls out bow*

[@detectivewiththesharpteeth1163]

WoF good book series my guy

[@memma8651]

Everybody gangsta until you hear this at castle.

[@Haneeen]

LMAOO

[@talbertobarbossa75]

This and the Rains of Castamere

[@tomd.6488]

Henry of Skalitz has chosen a dark path. He must be hungry.

[@atiqahhh9800]

Shoot shoot mfsss

[@mathiasrefael1393]

*at the phrontistery(school)

[@YankeeBlues21]

When you’re playing Crusader Kings and your character’s sixth son has the strong, attractive, and genius traits

[@thompkins6796]

Or when gavelkind is still active and your character is 50+ with more than one kid

[@alexanderstade8079]

@Lee Gou Made my day

[@comradecc2605]

Charinfo Kill (id) / Allow_laws (youngest inherent's) / Yesmen (imprison and execute them)

[@comradecc2605]

Or more simply Charinfo add_trait fair / genius (character Id) remove_trait fair / genius (character Id)

[@kuleshov_sam]

ck2 player +1000

[@shaylennelson]

Arthur from Shrek would've played this song if one more kid had pushed him

[@brendanmurphy9482]

Underrated

[@erkthemage8019]

Best comment ive read in years

[@Gman240]

Based.

[@toadthebreakvan4518]

Best

[@thecrybabysofia]

This one wins

[@emorat2764]

Robert hath a swift hand. He doth gaze upon the fyrd, and he maketh a plan. He hath a jaunty cap, perched upon his head, he is a longbowman. He did find an old bow of yew And a quiver of arrows in his father’s chest, wherefore I cannot say. But he cometh for thee, yea he cometh for thee. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. Father worketh all day And he cometh home late, yea he cometh home late. Mayhaps he bringeth me a gift, For stew is in the pot, though it doth taste of grit. I have waited e’re long. Now mine eye is quick and mine arm is strong. I reason with my crooked cap And say, “Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch.” Yea. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.

[@kingsir4761]

i cant express how much i love you

[@bullettime8760]

You crazy son of a bitch you did it

[@alfredaraujo9744]

THIS IS PERFECT

[@oofmcoofy6769]

S-senpai~

[@youwantmyname9208]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYOsl6Z8msuUqsk

[@backwoodmenace]

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries” Peasant boy pulls out crossbow

[@lennydale92]

It's only a model!

[@hockeymom49721]

@Ash Parker come see the violence apparent in the system!!

[@cheatcode6040]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nonVeploq7lmmbc

[@BabaJeez]

"Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away, away...." (Robin turns around and lets his arrows fly, slaying the three-headed giant bully)

[@Paxindica96]

No! I didn't!

[@bryceirwin9919]

“Thou hast been an faithful companion, stay on thy farm and come not to studies in the morn.”

[@robert.mcdonald]

I know this is messed up but it's so funny XD

[@Pinned2Five]

I second that it's a messed up reference. But at least you did your research.

[@ayesha36]

What is the reference?

[@josuevalar6465]

They wouldn't have studies if they had a farm to work in :/ Don't mind me I just thought of that

[@FNCMontragor]

@@josuevalar6465 I found the guy that's always fun to talk to

[@rej6419]

Imagine if they found out there’s a music sheet preserved somewhere underground that has almost the same notes

[@jjnolastname8386]

And imagine the guy who made pumped ups kicks found it and just modernized-it

[@mikeock3164]

imagine the composer coming back to life and does a shooting with an assault crosbow

[@drunkensheep_]

@@mikeock3164 JoergSprave's "Adder" repeating crossbow

[@denmitzue1867]

Onwards to the cathedral

[@davidmc8478]

Only 7 distinct notes in a scale, there is bound to be

[@pepegomez7615]

When you aren't an English native speaker and you don't understand a single word in the comments section

[@nunyabiznes33]

When you're a native English speaker and you can't understand a single word in the comments section coz it don't make sense and even if it does, you're illiterate

[@farranasution4068]

Someone who isn't an English native speaker, but learns the language: 👁️👄👁️

[@imagine_it_stories6672]

It's written in old English 👁👄👁

[@bruhmomento4462]

when you speak anglo saxon which is english but not english

[@aliafreya524]

Just smile and wave

[@WastedTime489]

"Thou mother art gay!" "Nay thee!" **Pulls out holy hand grenade**

[@simarrandhawa3365]

God?!?! Is it really you?!

[@Gimmie_my_legoz]

Your user name makes it funny

[@kairos8452]

@God umm he can explain.

[@roeyjevels]

It should be "Thy mother."

[@wd40flasche92]

Have you seen Jesus I can't find him

[@suis1822]

"how wast school the present day son?" "T wast fine, but the squire toldeth me not to attendeth school tomorrow"

[@siopao8137]

Aleksandr Aleksievich Pälm-Leeis Le em be mate

[@altnova6643]

@Aleksandr Aleksievich Pälm-Leeisand I'm a Toad that has committed 7 war crimes. stfu Russian SpongeBob

[@siopao8137]

AltNova oh shyeet it WW2 again run

[@suis1822]

@Aleksandr Aleksievich Pälm-Leeis So if its a legit Nazi you're okay with it? But if its an anime its wrong?

[@siopao8137]

TheUndefined Gamer Heil

[@kuya.christian]

'Tis all but merry jest till he who plays the lute thy companions begins to shoot.

[@weirdmovies1113]

Underrated, but I think you need to change it to "thine companions HE begins to shoot."

[@kuya.christian]

@@weirdmovies1113 Thanks man hahaha. I know in today's English it isn't at all proper, but I feel like it sounds older. I think it comes from Latin sentence structure? "Subject Object Verb" instead of the modern English "Subject Verb Object".

[@weirdmovies1113]

Interesting!

[@曾祥恩-s8r]

Could you please change the sentence into normal grammar structure?

[@PenguinCinema]

I mean the structure is fine but would it not be "thy" instead of "thine" in this case

[@multiversepatriot3148]

When the jester learns that strange powder from the east can propel a projectile fast enough to penetrate plate armor

[@samovarmaker9673]

All ye are bandits 'till the silent childe revealeth a crossebowe

[@lebron23james49]

This is actually underrated

[@projectkepleren]

Y​ou sound like you just drank one too many

[@tannernorwood1068]

If, perchance a brigand be harkin’ t’wards a bailiff, a trouble most foul shall beset upon him and his physician, n’ary a stitch in the land shall seal his fester’d wound.

[@spacedrone7819]

@@tannernorwood1068 No sense was made by your comment

[@reptilienkonig6551]

What ho, convenience at its finest!

[@eg5443]

When the quiet squire starts wheeling a cannon into the library.

[@bengal4047]

I love the implication that no one he passed by on his way to the library questioned why he had a cannon inside a building

[@97Multiphantom]

Emma Hamilton or that everyone in the library just stood by and watched as he wheeled it in

[@justinbeath5169]

@@bengal4047 cannons inside are fine. But how are you supposed to study over the sound of siege artillery

[@gbm6882]

Emma Hamilton The right to bear siege armaments

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@bengal4047 To be fair it was the medevil times

[@aliasd5423]

NGL kinda disappointed a British chap didn’t start singing like a bard

[@hmmm9658]

toss a coin to your weird kid

[@inujoshua1359]

Very disappointed 😔

[@cryoshio3764]

@Nice meme I understood that reference

[@BoarhideGaming]

Marcel Foreest Oh man congratulations, it’s only the most overused piece of pop culture since “I am your father”.

[@alvinzwe5136]

@@hmmm9658 Lmao

[@inflate8010]

‘Thou, who shalt slay the dragon, will receive 1000 guildiers’

[@mienaallan6731]

The quiet kid when the teacher says to bring out your history projects...

[@craftah]

fdt

[@justas423]

Fucking shoot them with a shortbow

[@Nobelk12]

"This class will be the history" he shout loudly as he pulled out a long bow.

[@nurulizzah9169]

@@Nobelk12 lol

[@heibk-2019]

"I will present a medieval chinese repeating crossbow"

[@dandan6819]

Teacher : “we will be learning about the medieval age” The quiet kid :

[@ryanhodge6831]

Quiet kids are always the most savage

[@trtyuiop]

@@ryanhodge6831 true

[@LucasDiblasio]

Quiet kids show themselves in online school

[@shad5812]

The rats in the 1300s when the peasants called them pests too many times

[@Tallonest]

Sceptnado who would win? An advanced civilization of millions of people or one ratty boi?

[@martinhorvath4117]

@@Tallonest Your comment is so wrong on so many levels.

[@luxmin6115]

@@Tallonest rooting for the ratty boi

[@hi-ep7ro]

@@Tallonest no,basically there was a plague that depopulated medieval Europe and it was caused by a rat.

[@zushi9341]

Outrun my plague

[@Xzyel.]

Damn the foreshadowing for the Kongsberg attack...

[@thehermit8618]

"I've found but a queer sense of kinship with ye. Don't arrive at this yonder mess hall in a forthnight"

[@msmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsm]

Never thought I’d see King Crimson here. Part 5 best part.

[@mygoodness2041]

@@msmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsm Lemme just erase your comment with ze hando and say that part 4 is best

[@buglab2285]

@@mygoodness2041 I second that

[@msmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsm]

Josuke H I can’t argue with Josuke

[@jotarokujo1171]

@@buglab2285 go home

[@AzrailiaS]

This is the most glorious comment section I have ever seen.

[@justinwhy6550]

Visit stereotipical music around the world and you'll see even better

[@Johnny-xu7kx]

Read the San Andreas one

[@franks63]

Same

[@danielhaywood4944]

HONESTLY

[@cubulargd3633]

Thine agrees with such statement

[@MalcadorTheSigilite]

"We survive in a Monarchy" -The Jester

[@D0VEGUM]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@MalcadorTheSigilite]

@@D0VEGUM I copied from an earlier comment but that I couldn't find anymore a shame this one didn't blow up.

[@MalcadorTheSigilite]

I just wanted more people to see it

[@someblokeidk8565]

I want to drop a like but it's already sitting at 420 lol

[@MalcadorTheSigilite]

@@someblokeidk8565 You just needed to wait it's at 433 now

[@katherinehansen950]

💀 I convinced our supervisor at work to play this over the intercom on nightshift. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all the night crew guys hate me now. This is great

[@vanelbaf27]

I'd like to think this is the song the NPC's hear when they see the quicksave in Skyrim.

[@realtanova3208]

And thats on "gimme ur armor"

[@lizardzilla]

That happens when I turn into a werewolf in whiterun

[@snowleopard064]

You made me lol, good job

[@IlliterateIdiots]

When Thou jest about the quiet lad one too many times.

[@Matteo64985]

Illiterate Idiots underrated

[@L.2066.v]

@@Matteo64985 13 hours passed and he has 400 like

[@szymonk8931]

@@L.2066.v 736 now

[@leedlefly]

MY SIDES

[@julesb.1840]

Isn't it "thee" for the subject?

[@paulybanez9614]

“Johnathan, how many times does thee pray in a day?” “5” “Good, art thou a good boy?” “4”

[@josefdrapak1889]

A fellow, such as myself, does not understand your humorous statement

[@reggaepotato7643]

its a count down. next the kid would say 3...2... and then proceed to shoot arrows everywhere

[@beasticle1199]

'Tis a most underrated comment, good sir.

[@NJWebCrawler]

Ha, you fools have fallen to a trick, this was but a joke, that went over your head like an arrow!

[@VolkColopatrion]

@@reggaepotato7643 YOU MEAN let fly?

[@derikkudesu6294]

When the peasant kid carries a bag but instead of bread, it has arrows

[@kxena2913]

I really love how over a million people saw this title and thumbnail and thought “hell yes, this is exactly what I need”

[@apologyapocalypse8693]

Because this is exactly what need come on man don't be stupid.

[@stitme9604]

I mean, who doesn't need this?

[@entertainmentprime101]

2 million now. And only in 24 hrs

[@AuxenceF]

Hell yes, this is exactly what i need !

[@bigchungus8108]

It's all fun and games until Lord Henry's son brings a bow into prayers

[@juanpablog1914]

Hey, henry come to see us!

[@Li_Tobler]

Awwwww so nice to see KCD being known and appreciated \[T]/

[@velconx15]

B r u h

[@bille8248]

How does this already have so many likes?

[@tomd.6488]

He must be hungry

[@gunchapred8933]

Edelgard: You're a good man, Professor. Don't come to the monastery tomorrow.

[@zackstaal5965]

Have you ever thought about how bad she actually is at war?

[@ethancox1315]

Honestly I thought that Bernadetta would be a school shooter my entire first playthrough

[@zackstaal5965]

Ethan Cox lol yeah I can see that

[@小彭-t5n]

@@ethancox1315 Copied from another comment but "When a quiet young squire reaches into yonder sachel and pulleth out a longbow in school" fit perfectly on Bernadetta

[@eaglelord145]

Didn't think I'd find the fe fanbase in this comment section, good to see you all

[@reneguerra6003]

“Thou must flee, thou must flee, faster than mine arrow”

[@renameagain5808]

All jokes aside, this is a beautiful version.

[@allanjbucknol4414]

Argeed its a work of art

[@simonweaver8846]

Ye Olde work of art

[@deusvult1995]

No it doesn't fit😂this is just a meme