GANGSTA'S PARADISE | Medieval Bardcore Version

#bardcore #medievalmusic #dnd
Coolio, L.V - Gangsta's Paradise [Medieval Bardcore Version]
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Mine own fantasy orchestra presents Gangsta's Paradise for the enjoyment of knights, ladies and fine fellows of the realm.
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Original Song: “Gangsta's Paradise”
Original Artist: Coolio, L.V
Writer: Artis Ivey, Jr., Doug Rasheed, Larry Sanders, Stevie Wonder.
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[@BeedleTheBardcore]

The lyrics contributed in some of these comments are truly outstanding! If anybody would like to record a vocal version for this (or any other of my tracks) please send me an email and we can collaborate!

[@wildmattzz]

Let's do it 😁

[@mimicking608]

This honestly should have been the instrumental used for amish paradise by Weird Al Yankovich.

[@lautarosamudio55]

Puedes hacer una de GOD OF WAR? sería hermoso

[@mimicking608]

@@lautarosamudio55 translation Can you do GOD OF WAR? Seriously beautiful.

[@lautarosamudio55]

@@mimicking608 Thank you

[@supernova00500]

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain"

[@HiBye-sf9tc]

😂

[@justicegutierrez6847]

I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain

[@simonkonecny9301]

But that's just perfect for an English like me

[@dragonpixel1809]

@@simonkonecny9301 you know i shun fancy things like electricity.

[@CDM5309]

@@dragonpixel1809 at 4:30 in the morning im milkin cows

[@farmdude2020]

You can take Robin out the Hood but you can't take the Hood out of Robin.

[@mariamimi11297]

Underrated comment! 😂

[@talkindurinthemovie]

Nice

[@CRzyHDedJHny]

No bro, comment too fire

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

when a comment is so good that you screenshot it

[@ZaWarubro]

That was deep af bro

[@Lovenpain]

Cool version! Sad Coolio passed away. RIP COOLIO!😢

[@paradoxine6287]

Gangs? It's about the Guildmaster's Paradise!

[@krosis2852]

Witch's Paradise

[@abdouaboud7490]

Rodent paradise

[@Jeff4theRaid]

Why art the less, inherently lack to witness, that those who thine ail, art those unblessed

[@spacecat3198]

I'm loving the word "bardcore". 😂 Edit: damn some of you are good at rewriting lyrics. :D

[@oxogane3413]

When every latest known artists were born in medieval period

[@aragorn1079]

As I walke through valley of shadow deathe I examine thine lyfe and fancy there’st nothing left But I hathe ‘musement and shriveling so long that-even thine mother thinkest my wit is gone I hast never crossed a lad that deserveth not Me be regarded as a goon, you know that’st unheard of! Thou must watche how thou art walking and how thou art talking Or thee and thou squires myte be outlined in chalke

[@roberttompkins9991]

Just comes to show what a true musical genius Weird All is and the brilliance and majesty of his work. A true renaissance’s man. Oh what? Coolio? Who’s Coolio?

[@Lunar4]

RIP coolio

[@fsmprophet8319]

Rip coolio

[@flashbackfrank8781]

Alt title: Pillagers paradisio.

[@Pepe-jq6fj]

me after stealing a cheese in skyrim:

[@roby5797]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@cranberryegg1236]

A singular cheese

[@chumby197]

(1) cheese

[@56Tyskie]

Lmao

[@a-lan9403]

Brilliant haha

[@jackmanly109]

Rest In Peace, Coolio. Thank you for providing the inspiration for this absolute bop.

[@mycobrahatesyou]

He stole it from Stevie wonder's pastime paradise

[@infamoussoapconsumer3870]

@@mycobrahatesyou I mean, Stevie's work wouldn't blow up as Coolio's Also pretty sure Coolio got permission from Stevie (he had to remove the swear words though)

[@lockon1982]

He lived past 24 years old

[@doctorlove-robinsontheseco818]

@@lockon1982 He was older than 24 when he made the song.

[@lockon1982]

@@doctorlove-robinsontheseco818 one of the lyrcis is: "I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?"

[@Nahasapasa]

700 years later... still an absolute banger!

[@JofiiBeats]

Ah you’re still alive I see, how was the battle of vesingar?

[@hm27200]

Tickled me that

[@larnaqueur78]

😂😂

[@moorishprince5070]

Hahahahahha

[@thedandyzebra]

lmao

[@TheBuckeyeHistoryGuy1776]

Party like it’s 999

[@ahmedosama7232]

like it's 666* devil's paradise

[@stevencooper5235]

Party like its 1399

[@ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс]

@@stevencooper5235 party like it's 1299.

[@pierremollet1914]

1699?

[@justsomeguy3267]

@@stevencooper5235 Party like it's 1349! Dance 'til you' re dead

[@Greyrayin]

Me and the boys siegeing down a castle listening to this.

[@icecoldwolfz]

I was there my arm got sliced off but I'll just get a new one yk its only my arm just a big scrach

[@eligalvan8515]

@@icecoldwolfz tis but a scratch?

[@icecoldwolfz]

@@eligalvan8515 yea the but a scratch

[@seaoggo9574]

I remember when we sieged constantinople I kinda regret it....... I was a crusader :/

[@paypalcrusader878]

Me retaking retaking Gerusalemm with my b.f. crusaders:

[@seabear3072]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at the soil, and realise it needs rain But I've been milling and farming so long That even my lordship thinks that my mind is corn But I hast never crossed a Lord that ne’er deserved it Me, be treated like a serf? Well that’s actually heard of, Take heed what thou be prating, where thou be striding, Or thou and thine maidens might be for a lashing, I surely hate the King but I gots to work, As I plough, yonder village going up in smoke Fools, I'm the kind of Farmer little ruffians try to be like On thine knees in the night, sowing wheat by the moonlight Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Keep spending most my life living in this feudal paradise Keep spending most our lives living in this feudal paradise Look at the situation my lordship hath me facing I can't live a normal life, thou was’t raised by the wheat fields So I have to be strong for the plough team But too much maiden watching has me chasing dreams An uneducated fool with groschen on my mind Got my scythe in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a burned out peasant, but I still fly the banner Yet my grindstone’s wet so don't arouse my anger Fools, death art nothing but a plague rat away I'm living life plough or die, what can I say? I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24? The way the plague is going, I don't know… Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Keep spending most my life living in my lordship’s paradise Keep spending most our lives living in my lordship’s paradise Ploughing for the wheat, milling for the flour, Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's watching, and half of them are starving, “It's for the lordship’s kitchen!”, but I don't know what's cookin' They say “thou should learn”, there’s no baker here to teach me if I don’t understand it, who gonna feed me? I know they can't, I know they won't I know that buboes why I know my life is on the owt, fool! Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Been spending most thine life living in a peasants paradise Keep spending most my life living in my lordship’s paradise Keep spending most our lives living in my lordship’s paradise Tell me why are we so blind to see That the king we serve would burn you and me? - a peasant, probably.

[@SebastienKudasOfficial]

Genius

[@cameronbutton2573]

I only read the first verse but this needs more likes just to recognize your commitment to the KZbin rabbit hole my friend

[@BobbyFischer-un3hw]

Vastly underrated

[@TbV-st8ef]

This is fire

[@Yo_Hahn]

chat gpd?

[@evinroen6401]

I ain’t never pillaged a king who didn’t deserve it.

[@feywildheart2878]

Me treated like a serf, you know that's unheard of.

[@rosaparks6479]

So, every king in history then

[@joaotd49]

Thou Have been spending most of thy lifes living on the thieves paradise

[@christianarman4555]

Been spending most thy lives living in a tyrants paradise

[@brendagates84]

🤔 they should do lyrics with these bardcore's.

[@drifter2597]

The only thing missing is the cathedral choir

[@SENI0R2007]

Most definitely!💯

[@ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс]

With the additional Ecclesiastical Latin chanting/praying.

[@pattyarreola4205]

I got you kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoO5q3uanNV_qaM

[@georgeofhamilton]

That's a really obvious addition. I'm surprised it's not in this video.

[@matt04eldorado76]

Yes the choir...if you think about it Gangstaparadise is already a medieval version itself

[@itsmealex8959]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at thyself, and realize there's little sane Cause I've been milling and grinding so long Even my mother thinks my mind is gone But I hast never crossed a lord that hasn't deserved it Treating me like a serf, well that's actually heard of Been spending most our lives living in a peasants paradise Been spending most our lives living in a peasants paradise

[@ClutchZee]

This is amazing

[@mathias8443]

Poet of the 11th century

[@sagidasyed6314]

My knight Homie's wife is plain!!!!!

[@AzorTTV]

Goodman !

[@oresamakakoii]

Change the "peasant" into "Bandits" . Since bandit group are a gangster in their time.

[@RenaldyCalixte]

Bandit's Paradise by Coolio the Magnificent

[@михаилГробар]

Ок Круто

[@MattMakesThis]

*cooleth

[@shadokittie6849]

Original song by Stevie Wonder

[@sefaylmaz7196]

Suleiman the Magnificent

[@boulevardhip-hop7556]

@@shadokittie6849 He sample it ,the song is famous because of Coolio ,that's how it is dude

[@Tacocatbackwardsistacocat]

I remember riding a carriage back in 1072 with the homies and doing a drive by with our longbows

[@paulgibbon5991]

Everyone knows drive-bys were invented by the Golden Horde in 1206.

[@notyou2353]

Crossbow drive bys are better.

[@Orthosaur7532]

Nostalgia be like:

[@Coastal23UK]

Sounds like a potential Netflix film 👍

[@jacobhoover1654]

Why wouldn't you use a short bow instead wtf

[@benhaag3929]

“We keep spending most of our lives in a feudalism paradise”

[@benhaag3929]

E

[@mark-jf5ik]

@@benhaag3929 E

[@benhaag3929]

@@mark-jf5ik E

[@dasschnitzelxd140]

@@benhaag3929 E

[@expio4257]

Ah, a fellow Toradora enthusiast

[@Lea-ry9oo]

Who's here from Dan and Phil's KZbin video? 😂

[@zaneisanerd]

literally just looked this up 😭

[@lgbtspaghetti]

yeah...

[@number1chuulover]

lowkey slaps tho

[@chemgirl1331]

👋🏻 HELLOOOOO lmfao 😂 seriously, why am I not even surprised that this is actually a bop & they unironically listened to this

[@AC1D_R4CC00N]

yes and it’s beautiful

[@trygvek]

Disregardeth maidens, acquire shillings

[@darkeuphoria01]

Harlots. Lol!

[@zoethefrenchgirl2996]

and ye shalt see thine milkshakes in thine dwelling

[@sauercrowder]

Tayke of thy burnyng conyfer

[@sauercrowder]

Each daye

[@einsjam]

Hear ye hear ye.

[@PhialSubstance]

Burglar: *breaks in^ Medieval Big Smoke: "Ye hath picked thy quarry inadvisably, fool!"

[@enzoofelba]

"Smoke, tis I!"

[@roanld9872]

"Sir Johnson?"

[@Merapsco]

"Carolus Johnson? My companion! How art thou?"

[@sometimesmetalalchemist3061]

this has actually made my day

[@piecrush1284]

Hello wee infant art thou in a restful state

[@dummkopf7981]

"Everybody a serf until the group jester gets executed" -William Shakespeare

[@TedNebraski]

Everybody a burger until the group jester gets executed.

[@anonym3]

Schlau Kopf

[@panzerofthelake4460]

@@anonym3 deine Mutter

[@anonym3]

@@panzerofthelake4460 hä?

[@TranscendentLion]

The wise man's folly won't be the only thing getting anatomis'd.

[@II-kd1gi]

“We living in a medieval paradise”: Sir Coolio 1239 AD

[@albertogomez5672]

Sir Coolingshire*

[@quaccultist854]

Me in skyrim: **kills a chicken* The whole f*ckin' Empire:

[@SerPounce23]

you mean the whole *clucking* empire?? IM SORRY

[@hunterngavinmom]

I can relate

[@mrtzarangamer1708]

@Falkrim the imperial think we need there laws pfff

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

"You have committed a crime against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?"

[@johnwickinyt3017]

you should *chick* your back just in case f**k that was horrible

[@vanimapermai]

Been spending most art life's living in a Monarchs paradise

[@1Ring42]

You mean outlaws paradise

[@timteichmann6830]

for 35 years until syphilis gets you

[@nubytuesdays2322]

Brigand's Paradise

[@Straven93]

Blackguards paradise

[@daytonhunt2406]

Thy heathens paradise*

[@jeremyhulbert3343]

Everybody gangsta til the trebuchet starts loosin' its rocks.

[@filthyfrankTV]

UNDERRATED LMAO

[@andymitchell2146]

90kg over 300m!

[@How23497]

Andy Mitchell the superior siege machine

[@laurentf7906]

LOLLLL

[@hudumannaia]

go aoe2

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

is anyone else here because of dan and phil's newest video lmao

[@AC1D_R4CC00N]

me :)

[@mrotten1998]

I'm just slowly sinking deeper into this rabbit hole of medieval covers.

[@Spot_Faceless-Soldier]

Lmao, you're in for a treat

[@amosdraak3536]

✌️✌️

[@brigadierblue221]

Same 🤣🤣

[@duffinthemuffin5792]

Most of us here are

[@happydeath117]

Me too man. Me too.

[@farlonmuentes6004]

imagine a medieval drive by using crossbows in a carriage.

[@kensley94]

well technically it happend

[@iamalijahmorton]

Am I the only one that imagined it in slow motion?

[@grizzlyb9984]

@@iamalijahmorton Slow motion is the only way you should imagine it.

[@iamalijahmorton]

GrizzlyB99 that’s true. Slow motion with a lot of muted yelling.

[@Jeff4theRaid]

I'm riding crossbow side of the cart, seat your tuckus on the bales luther with this potato sack upon thine image as to mask it

[@fuski23]

KZbin recommendation algorithm, you win this time....

[@mxrz5308]

Indeed they do

[@aliasmoniker4792]

Fucking same

[@IIKafka]

EXTREMELY RELATABLE!

[@dragonjames4500]

Yep

[@n3xusn3xus2]

Same

[@devkadji]

This version is worthy of much recognition .. I am sure Coolio would be extremely proud ... RIP Coolio ... Forever remembered, forever missed

[@theyaden]

Probably not considering how much he flipped out about Weird Al getting permission from his manager and doing Amish Paradise. However just like in that case it is a nice work which shines light back on the original. RIP

[@DustySiren]

@@theyaden yeah like 10 years ago when it first came out. he later said on Hot Ones that he regretted getting angry over it, so I’d assume he wouldn’t care about this

[@theyaden]

@@DustySiren I suspect the regret was more that him pitching a fit after Weird Al was given permission by his people made Coolio look really bad.

[@costelloarbuckle4659]

@@theyaden he also said he had mad respect for al to

[@kishascape]

Highwayman's Paradise

[@orlando3435]

Only real 800's A.D. kids will understand 😎👊

[@drip4304]

oh aye i rememb'r those valorous days of our medieval era

[@lonerwithaboner8891]

Bro what’s your profile pic from Edit: I found it it’s Spaghetti Man

Nostalgia

[@whosjojo9882]

The fuck is a dc

[@orlando3435]

@@whosjojo9882 ok so. Im italian and we say "dopo cristo" that means "after christ" so we write d.C. i thinked that in all the world the people write d.C. but now idk.

[@nonamelol6939]

When the witch doesn't die after burning for 20 minutes:

[@jacobhoover1654]

.

[@coh2conscript851]

medieval people didn't burn witches tho

[@jacobhoover1654]

@@coh2conscript851 Although occasional burning of witches is recorded in Switzerland since the beginning of the 15th century, the Valais trials of 1428 are the first event in which the accusation of sorcery leads to a systematic persecution with hundreds of victims executed.

[@nonamelol6939]

@@coh2conscript851 ffs XDXD imagine being that annoying.

[@coh2conscript851]

@@nonamelol6939 the truth isnt annoying. you're just stupid

[@knightmarespawn2690]

When you expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[@cyrusthegreat7472]

Only Heretics and Heathens should worry :)

[@Doctor-Infinite]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXLRaJWXh8ebrpY

[@R-H-B]

Impossible

[@parsanab]

Underrated

[@deancribbon9809]

Underrated comment

[@noahcanread]

i hope you know Dan and Phil talked about this in their newest gaming video and made me listen, which made me realise this is so good

[@AC1D_R4CC00N]

same !!! and it’s amazing

[@emperorofyoutube7899]

Broke: Gangsta's Paradise Woke: Hoodlum's Heaven

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Heathens Paradise

[@able5410]

@@forickgrimaldus8301 😂😂😂😂

[@Saidor570]

Rayman?

[@tajgahru9769]

😁😁🤣🤣

[@veryconcernedjesus2584]

Scoundrel’s Promised Land

[@Porcay]

I wonder if we were able to somehow play this to medieval people would they like it?

[@a.f2615]

Hm

[@chuuna3962]

if anyone ever time travels,please play them these bops,thank you.

[@peterwilliams2887]

They would be mindblowned, sophisticated melodies and tempos weren’t invented yet, and especially not this precise. Not taking into accounts the instruments and the combinations on their own

[@testosamet8991]

LAN PORÇAY BU

[@ahmetsamicemek4809]

As bayrakları as

[@cheefqueef6494]

I like how every version of Gangsta's Paradise goes further back into the past.

[@Guy.WhoAsked]

We are going to get the stone age one next.

[@fishnujish1511]

@@Guy.WhoAsked No we going to the Roman Era

[@barmgaming3861]

next up they just gonna be tapping on some rocks

[@Radnugget]

@@fishnujish1511 Yeah if we even knew how their music was set up. We almost know nothing of Roman music other then maybe what the instruments sounded like.

[@walmartbag5698]

@@Radnugget we know quite a lot actually, almost all of them exist even until today

[@csanadronay3660]

This is not Gangsta's paradise this is Hoodlum's Eden

[@xxmemewizardxxps2902]

Vikings when they find out monasteries are full of treasure and people that can't fight

[@haharmageddontv6581]

Real gangster moment

[@viniciusmenezes9538]

and thats how mafia works

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Those poor nuns!

[@yonmere]

Those monks should be glad that Vikingrs were there to guard their treasures while they inexplicably died under mysterious circumstances.

[@bannedmann4469]

@@haharmageddontv6581 Straight Gangterism.

[@mitrahispana4119]

It’s actually a very haunting melody, when you just listen to it

[@inactiveaccount4829]

idk why this comment is so funny to me, but I think that's the point. The beat probably does take inspiration from some sort of midevil melodic tone representing 'darkness' as in the darkness of the streets (non-racially)

[@CriticoolHit]

The original song itself is supposed to be haunting. It became a kind of anthem but the "Gangsters Paradise" he sings about the whole time is not a paradise at all and in fact a world of significant pain, struggle and sacrifice just to keep yourself and your closest ones alive.

[@mitrahispana4119]

@@CriticoolHit The tragedy of young men, from the same bad situation, killing each other for nothing. “Why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?“

[@mitrahispana4119]

@@inactiveaccount4829 I only meant that it was haunting even without the great lyrics 👍🏼

[@deepaparakkal4241]

Take a guess which song this is

[@mudkipmania5239]

Why cant MY generation like this kind of music. I was born in the wrong generation. 1200s kids had it so good smh

[@Adrian-qr6gk]

same bruh, we need dem classics to give the people some darn culture. Bring on the lutes and the hootch!!1

[@doubl3tap51]

@James I want to raid the holy land with the boys 😔

[@ganjdalf2821]

@James you got corona what else do you want ? aids maybe?

[@donovanroundtree524]

@@doubl3tap51 *THEN JOIN THE INTERNATIONAL HOLY CRUSADERS* whenever something needs slayin you gotta be prayin ;D

[@ArolzStreams]

try non american music.

[@onmygrind3854]

It is with great sorrow to announce Sir Coolio hath perished. For he was a formidable warrior of melodies. For current peasants shalt not know his worth

[@kellifranklin9872]

Here here! Beautifully put!

[@onmygrind3854]

@@kellifranklin9872 To you sire or madam, I express the highest gratitude

[@JMan9191991]

@@onmygrind3854 I appreciate seeing more mindful non-gender assuming people on the internet these days. It's a little thing, but it brings me hope

[@GumSkyloard]

The Duke of Yankovic has sent his regards and condolences towards Sir Coolio.

[@she7061]

Robin Hood has a different meaning now

[@ALG11101]

Robin in the hood 👍

[@tamber5977]

robbin tha hood - sublime

[@freddyfrizzbear9063]

@@ALG11101 Robinz in The Hood (get it? Boyz n the hood)

[@notsure1367]

Robin da hood

[@freddyfrizzbear9063]

@@notsure1367 XD

[@hez3523]

Before Gangsters Paradise there was Amish Paradise. Before Amish Paradise there was Medieval Paradise

[@JunieBug]

YEEEAH Weird Al Pal! 🖐️

[@eliseconstantin3364]

Have you heard Stevie Wonder's Pastime Paradise?

[@palindrome2599]

Before Medieval Paradise there was Stone Age Paradise

[@LungDrago]

@@palindrome2599 And before Stone Paradise there was Wood Paradise and Straw Paradise. I wonder how many people will get that reference.

[@SENI0R2007]

YES‼️💯

[@quentinbrown9300]

When Shakespeare starts rapping his sonnets. Edit: "Good lord, thy contributions to mine scripture are unexpected, but welcome. I hadst never thought a lowly bard such as mine self would attract the eye of so many at the round table."

[@utente5201]

🤣🤣

[@able5410]

😂😂😂

[@Cairo40000]

"Mom's spaghetti" -William Shakespeare rap battling Queen Elizabeth, probably

[@ospreyphil8995]

“His palms art drenched in sweat Knees tremble like a leaf in the wind Arms art heavy His tunic is adorned with foul vomit, the spaghetti of his dear mother and fair lady” - William $hakespeare, MacBeth 1589 colourised (probably)

[@Franz0818]

The only rapper Eminem would not want to diss

[@LonginusCorp]

RIP Lord Coolio, of House Gangsta.

[@dr.trayaurus3173]

Squires when they say bad morning to the priest at the monastery

[@adliala8987]

literally

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

*Gets executed

[@agostonpitlik8045]

Dr. Trayaurus... Now that's a name I haven't heard for a long time.

[@gameseeker6307]

You're as beautiful as the day we lost you

[@mehpainter]

Ayyye we got a veteran in our midst

[@clarencemutuc4056]

Bubonic Plague: *Kills almost everyone in Europe* The Plague Doctors: Edit: I didn't expect for that many people to like

[@MrMrRubic]

Oh my god someone needs to dub this over the swaggering plague doctor Edit: I did it

[@jocab4154]

Oh

[@pandoratheclay]

Y e s

[@pihsnetwork7564]

049

[@rattypie]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJjNZYGnp9qlmdU

[@TheseUseless]

Me and my saxon bros after playing Grand Theft Horse

[@raeus571]

muda da

[@jonasfernades241]

Underratef

[@kingofthebeast4024]

That’s just Red Dead

[@TheseUseless]

@@kingofthebeast4024 Lol. But also, not really. That's me and my cowboy bros, not saxon bros

[@Octavioaugustoreggi]

DIOOOO!!!

[@SuN_2804]

Strangely the medieval version came up a day after Coolio’s passing.. RIP :(

[@mlgsnip3rv291]

KZbin algorithm, pretty common

[@massyarchai146]

"We keep spending most of our lives living in a Roman Emperors paradise."

[@masterspark9880]

I was gonna say the Roman Empire fell before the Middle Ages, then I remembered the other half

[@Aemond2024]

@Half life 3 *Eastern Roman Empire. I think they preferred to be called that way

[@massyarchai146]

@@MJStno dude, uncool

[@djangogames3720]

@@massyarchai146 Yeah idk why he had to be so rude

[@gonran4661]

Dude.

[@punchcounterpunch9137]

The real theme of the plague doctor gangsta paradise meme

[@RodrigoBueno2085]

Hahahah

[@ZDXNeru]

I wonder if in the future people would see this as a real medieval songs

[@FlamingZelda3]

history classes in 200 years are gonna be like "Peasants were *Badass* and no one can say otherwise"

[@dappingforever7720]

VWet ær eu Ceys tsælkim bhwet

[@berlinkopftcuster9217]

@@FlamingZelda3 democracy

[@cactusmuffinwarrior6589]

You mean children on tiktok in 5 years?

[@theobserver314]

@@berlinkopftcuster9217 "I *AM* the Senate."

[@TheBalaG]

KZbin is like the clear night skies. Everyday, you discover a new star.

[@Spot_Faceless-Soldier]

Why does that sound poetic?

[@emiliomarbanjr]

@@Spot_Faceless-Soldier cause it is.

[@silica4823]

So true

[@Jesus-nw2yl]

This touched my soul

[@barny325]

And sometimes you loose one - RIP JEFF CENSORED!

[@jdawg1086]

Ahh, I can almost perceive those famed days of yore in mine mind's eye; when the Bard Eminem dueled vigorously with words of the utmost eloquence, and the Troubadour Kanye of the West wrote glorious sonnets that shocked the gentlefolk down yonder but pleased the licentious village maidens and tavern drunkards greatly indeed.

[@P.e.m.a.]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sandra-qi2vo]

Love it!

[@lennartsix6102]

splendid verses, that i found myself reading

[@Teamrevelrevo]

Troubadour Kanye of the West got me 😂

[@NERGYStudios]

Are ye thy brethren of Shakespeare?

[@syminite1]

This should be a Skyrim mod when you're in the Bars and inns.

[@brunitoforrester]

Yes.

[@lorddodge2867]

Please! Someone has to make it

[@robertcorbell1006]

Actually, there is. Look up "Become a Bard". It allows you to actually play instruments and load in custom songs.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

@@robertcorbell1006 Don't you become a bard without mods?

[@robertcorbell1006]

@@jareththegoblinking3191 Only as a title. You have to mod in being able to play instruments. Said mod comes with every song from the series (including the uncensored bawdy songs from "Daggerfall") as a base, you can also voice record and add your own covers. You can also add instrumentals via shop mods.

[@AC1D_R4CC00N]

honestly i’m here because of dan and phil but this is one of the best things i’ve heard today (is anymore else here because of them??)

[@upsidedownturtle6742]

i'm not but i'm so curious what you're referencing bc i love dnp

[@GumSkyloard]

oh god are we back in 2012

[@AC1D_R4CC00N]

@@GumSkyloard i mean sure if you want :) i watched them when i was younger and they helped me through a lot. it’s nice to still watch things that help you :)

[@AC1D_R4CC00N]

@@upsidedownturtle6742 sorry i didnt see, basically they made a video and referenced this :)

[@jessetobiason1184]

Whether the original Pastime Paradise, Gangsta’s Paradise, Amish Paradise, or this medieval cover, one thing remains constant. This melody fucking rules

[@raymondjones7423]

Lookup Avengers Gangstas paradise by carpenter sound. Its awesome

[@Yog--Sothoth]

@@raymondjones7423 thanks... just did. really awesome.

[@raymondjones7423]

@@Yog--Sothoth It was just as good if not better than the actual Avengers trailers. Glad you had a chance to see it

[@timoteabarba]

INDEED! Medieval, Barroque, Pop, Hip Hop, it touches the deepest reality of all times society.

[@MS-jz2pq]

true… all these medieval covers go to show that good music is good music no matter the genre or the century.. listen to the Kevin Little song medieval cover! amazing

[@dylanfernandez1510]

Wow this is so nostalgic... Reminds me of back in the day when I was just a simple peasant farmer working to appease my lord

[@raypurchase801]

I miss the days when the sun still orbited the earth.

[@dylanbaker7090]

@@raypurchase801 trust the science remember! 🤣

[@hm27200]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@richardhockey8442]

it's not all bad - the numerous feast days where the entire village wakes up stark naked in the village square the morning after

[@moiolensuomalainen5708]

Props to the Person who went back in time to record this masterpiece

[@ScrumpeyBros]

Why not just get the sheet music?

[@josiahtapia2029]

I really really hope Coolio was able to hear this version while he was alive!! I am sure he would of loved it! R.I.P Coolio!😔

[@anoneamose4866]

Subtly grabbing some of these songs to play whenever my players are in a tavern during dnd to see how long it takes them to realize what the bards in the taverns are playing.

[@squidbacon7397]

OMFG

[@FloRider66]

Eddie is that you?

[@carlamarlene2927]

I watched an episode of the Orville and a band with harps and flutes(ish) was playing Jolene by Dolly Parton! Hilarious!

[@LPGStudios.]

I'll have my team go to a school and play pumped up kicks.

[@EscapeePrisoner]

GOLD!

[@fishnujish1511]

Medieval Gangsta's Paradise: Robin from the literal Hood

[@RicolaOnTheRocks]

Ay dat Red Robin to ya

[@mrchadthundercock7973]

Robin hood is part of the groove street since he's wearing greem

[@itsaguinness]

Northside Nottingham

[@fishnujish1511]

@@itsaguinness 😂

[@MarkoSharko69]

Medieval coolio: “Ye hath spent most thine life in a kings paradise”

[@fsmith45]

Bandit’s paradise

[@RicolaOnTheRocks]

Noble's paradise

[@alhassanalsumali6103]

Outlaw paradise

[@fsmith45]

Ruffian’s paradise, if you will

[@Linkaddict1]

*teleports to the dark ages with a glock 19* The Bard who has been following me since I shot the griffin attacking him:

[@RicolaOnTheRocks]

He shot the griffin down, in the Dryad's Paradise

[@Attackontrashcan]

This sounds like a dnd campaign

[@DerMelodist]

I’d love to hear Hildegard von Blingen cover this song with those lyrics.

[@DerMelodist]

Or Weird Al. I think he’d be down for a duet.

[@SadisticSenpai61]

@@DerMelodist You know, he probably would.

[@siddharthsudarshanpandey325]

@@SadisticSenpai61 yeah lol

[@photosyntheticzee9915]

Hip hop isn’t just conquering all places, it’s conquering all times

[@abqkaza]

Deep

[@Naeinsengimnida]

Actually i would say that we thought we invented a style when those melodies already existed a long time ago, just like any other genre, the core is the same it's just the tool used to render those sounds that are different.

[@abqkaza]

@@Naeinsengimnida true

[@photosyntheticzee9915]

@@Naeinsengimnida So hip hop existed in the renaissance?

[@Naeinsengimnida]

@@photosyntheticzee9915 So you don't understand London huh?

[@samthehippie4207]

I'm here because a legend has gone too soon rest in peace coolio he's definitely in the gangster's paradise now🙏

[@yourstruly7821]

As I walk through the valley where I harVEST MY GRAIN-

[@melaniemagdalene1616]

I take a look at my wife and realIZE SHE'S VERY PLAIN

[@OneTrueVikingbard]

You know I SHUN fancy things like elecTRICITY

[@luciusiluvatar7357]

What be this futuristic sorcery?

[@jamiea7815]

@@OneTrueVikingbard At four-THIRTY in the morning I'm milking COWS

[@OneTrueVikingbard]

@@jamiea7815 Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, FOOL

[@Ceki97]

People in 20th century: Wow we are going to have flying cars in 2020 People in 2020:

[@jonathanvillalba3214]

Lmao

[@zhangzongchang1057]

Honestly they would be proud of us.

[@Incognit0777]

Medieval covers are an achievement that is on par, though.

[@andymac6207]

I'm not disappointed tho

[@AswinApoLLo69]

The future is the past boys keep that in mind

[@tomlopez7819]

Ain't never cut a man's beard that didn't deserve it.

[@feeeyniac]

People in medieval: hey look, a rat. Plague doctor: *VIBING INTENSIFIES*

[@jonasfernades241]

As i walk through the mountains of King Graveth I take a look at my scythe The harvest season is not yet Cause i've been robbed and waited so long that Every Calradia peasant thinks the harvest is gone I never treated a Count like he didn't deserve it Me be treated like a nervous man, you know that's unheard of You better watch who you asking, and who you taxing Cause you and your party might be knocked unconscious I really hate the King but i got to work As i go i see myself in a village smoking, fool Graveth ain't nothing but a swadian bitch and prey I spend my life doing wine, what can i say? I'm 23 now, the harvest season is worth dying for? The way Sultans are coming i don't know Tell me why are we So hard to see? The only ones they chose Are swadians and vaegirs Been spending most my live Living in a Tribesman Paradise Been spending most my live Living in a Tribesman Paradise Been spending most my live Living in a Tribesman Paradise...

[@lokeflokessongcollection5415]

Did not expect to see a warband reference here. Beautiful

[@robwright1286]

The nervous man ref tho 😅

[@trentknopf7234]

Nord mfs after I(vassal of king Graveth) take a hostile action against their village (Ambean) for the 4th time this month

[@bysirene]

this comment is so underrated

[@priceks]

YYYYYYAAAAAAHS!!!

[@bruneitorgold]

everyone is a gangster until the Turks take constantinople

[@ahlatagaci2018]

As I walk through the valley of the battle of religions, I take look at the back, and realize it makes no sense… Cuz humanity have been fightin' and cursin' so long that, even the god is disappointed of us… But I've never killed anyone for religion, nor the power and my own ego…

[@realmario979]

We've spend most of our lives Living in an ottoman paradise

[@thatgoodfella5818]

Everyone Is a Gangster until the Roman Empire take everything

[@Gilman93]

everyone is a ganster until the English kidnap your king

[@eren6925]

Hiç Türk yok mu lan? Çok güzel yorum ahaha.

[@edwardmcintosh7952]

When you play this jam and see a guy you and the lads dislike: *Ye came to the wrong village*

[@keefdreadstarr3648]

Lol

[@NaythonCross]

Never should've come here!

[@pizzaoni4807]

Thine were Ye days of bandit’s paradise

[@naomimueller9912]

Me thinking about what the crusaders sang on their way to the Holy Land: “They probably sang some sort of chant or something.” Crusaders: “WE ART LIVING IN A CRUSADER’S PARADISE!”

[@kazmark_gl8652]

no idea what the might have sang on the way down, but I know when the crusading armies were besieged in Antioch, on the final day of the siege when the crusaders made a desperate attempt at a break out into the Turkish camp the battle chant was something to the effect of "God willing, we'll all be rich!"

[@naomimueller9912]

@Kazmark_gl: Did you watch Extra Credits’ vids on the First Crusade? Cuz I feel like they mentioned something like that at one time. I watched those a long time ago. lol

[@Jeff4theRaid]

Naught will I give thee up, likewise I shalt lack to let thee down, naught will I galivant about, and depart from thee

[@sr9253]

Stevie Wonder wrote the original “Pastime Paradise”

[@Franz0818]

When you cast “gun” in DnD and the DM approves it

[@angryabuelita1082]

We art thriving within the scoundrels paradise

[@darkqwartzsytal834]

Yes

[@dimitardimitrov2869]

This deserves more attention! It's so good

[@BeedleTheBardcore]

Help spreadeth the word to receive mine eternal gratitude dear Dimitar!

[@michaelr3578]

"Aſ Ich walk through th' valleī ophe th' shadow ophe death Ich takæ ain hauen aÞ mīn lifæ a'd realizæ illeoqs'ſ not much lefÞ 'causæ Ich'væ bene blastin' a'd laughin' perexcellentlī long, sin even mīn mamæ thinkſ sin mīn minede intransiciọ̄n g1 buÞ Ich ain'Þ nē̆verte crossede ain man sin didn'Þ deservæ intransiciọ̄n ich bæ treatede lǒve ain punk, thee know sin'ſ unhearede ophe thee bettē̆r watch h'w thee'ræ talkin', a'd whē̆r-as-ever thee'ræ walkin' oth-the thee a'd thy homī̆se mighÞ bæ linede in chalk Ich reallī hatæ bihofþe trip buÞ Ich gottæ loc aſ hẹ̄ croak, Ich hauen novinward in th' pistol smoke, fool Ich'm th' kindæ g th' lī̆telmēl homī̆se wannæ bæ lǒve don mīn kneeſ in th' night, sayin' prayerſ in th' streetlighÞ"

[@Ironheade712]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at a discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish Paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish Paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish Paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish Paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish Paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish Paradise Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!

[@Packless1]

...Weird Al Yankovic is great...! :D

[@SayYourSomething]

Back in medieval times it was called normal life.

[@MajesticSkywhale]

@@SayYourSomething Amish live in ~1850, they are much more advanced than medieval life, which is funny to say yet totally true

[@SayYourSomething]

You Have to Live It Than Amish people in the year 1850 they probably lived like medieval people

[@MajesticSkywhale]

@@SayYourSomething The history of the Amish church began with a schism in Switzerland within a group of Swiss and Alsatian Mennonite Anabaptists in 1693 led by Jakob Ammann. Those who followed Ammann became known as Amish. [wiki] Basically around the 1850s or a little later the Old Order Amish (who we think of when we think of Amish) split off, and those are the ones who kept the level of technological progression they had attained up to that point. So until that time they were just a quirky christian sect that was mostly like everyone else edit: they were banished/run out of europe which is why they're here, btw

[@cameronvance7903]

Opening to “the Witcher” season 2? Haha

[@KyuunaHellsing]

Dandelion plus weed...not even once

[@eaton84ae]

If they could sneak that in somewhere that would be awesome. It should definitely be in the next Elder Scrolls game and would have been great for Novigrad in Witcher III.

[@thegooddinggleberry]

Fun fact, they're doing a prequel with aquaman.

[@jacobhoover1654]

You stole my comment, but I'm still glad u getting likes to raise awareness

[@cameronvance7903]

@@jacobhoover1654 never saw your comment 😬 didn’t know someone had already said this.

[@Mara999]

Could be used for a movie about gang-warfare in Medieval Paris.

[@kaylam3793]

Have you ever seen the 1996 movie version of Romeo and Juliet, it's perfect

[@Mara999]

@@kaylam3793 Yeah, I've seen it. I think Tromeo and Juliet did an even better job of adapting Shakespeare to modern times, because they focused on his dirty humor. :P

[@yusufgazi7]

Why not Medieval England

[@Mara999]

@@yusufgazi7 Because medieval France is more urbanized and in many ways more developed and cosmopolitan, so it's easier to adapt stories about gangs and the mob to that time and place.

[@yusufgazi7]

Mara999 true

[@seekingmarbles9288]

I've just discovered this genre and I think my depression has been cured by the music and the comments. I'm finally home. ❤

[@archiekingg]

We had Gangsta's Paradise, we had Amish Paradise... Now this is something on another level - Brigand's Paradise!™

[@siykin1]

Yet both songs are a cover of Stevie wonder's pastime paradise. None the less, all are great songs!

[@Someguywholikeszoos]

And you trade marked it

[@dawnslayer]

Cost imagine hearing a this song being played by a huge convoy of soldiers coming to raid your castle.

[@tajgahru9769]

I couldn't be mad I would bump to it lol

[@TheUndeadShark]

*inserts Amish paradise lyrics for the ultimate time Traveller song*

[@thugpug4392]

Funnily enough I've never heard the original song so those are the only lyrics I can fill in.

[@popycorn3005]

@@thugpug4392 same

[@TheSorcerer1]

People in these replies be living in 1432

[@EdrickBluebeard]

RIP Coolio.

[@officialclizz123]

Been spending most our lives living in the Holy Roman Empire paradise

[@ilyanemuno5427]

When you pull up at the your crush's village and make your horse drift right in front of her and her friends