CORRECTIONS Episode 14: Week of Monday, June 21

[@nrock70]

If you continue corrections after you have the audience back, please do it after they've all left, I really enjoy just hearing the crew laughing

[@nomadpurple6154]

Good news. Seth and Amber did an interview recently and Seth said he would never have an audience for Corrections

[@noneofyourbusiness4133]

YES!!!

[@Rena-ej7vv]

@@nomadpurple6154 I never want Seth to have an audience again; he’s so good without the audience. I love the unadulterated unhinged madness 😂

[@Rena-ej7vv]

@Patrick J Mims Don’t tease me like that lol I really hope it is. Colbert needs an audience, he’s great with an audience, but Seth is so fucking funny alone or just with his team.

[@sschlessinger22]

@@Rena-ej7vv - totally agree! Colbert (while funny) was almost getting a little slapstick. He’s so much better with an audience. But I went back and watched an older episode of Seth last week, and deff think I like the no-audience version better.

[@MariaVosa]

3:28 - Closed captioning reads "Seth yells beep" Now that is a level of attention to detail no other Talk show has

[@lynnhettrick7588]

I always watch Corrections with the captions on. I really need to go back and write down the awesome ones! I don't know if the same person writes the captions for all the Corrections segments, but they sometimes have a sense of humor/humour all on their own!

[@pattygould8240]

@@lynnhettrick7588 I had no idea that I was missing part of the production. Thank you for enlightening me.

[@BurritoMassacre]

:turns on captions: thx

[@PerovNigma]

When I rewatch Colbert with my family, we have the subtitles on for the sake of my dad, and it annoys me to see them off-centre, all-caps, poorly synchronised with when he speaks, and often having spelling mistakes. On Myers, they're always in the middle, capitalised like regular sentences, and include prompts like "[Imitating PERSON/CHARACTER]" or pronunciations to make it clear how a pun/play on words sounded (for those who _need_ the subtitles).

[@sparkythancztwise]

@@PerovNigma I'm mystified because I always use CC when it's available and I couldn't get it to work watching Seth on YT and asked about it in comments months ago. It wasn't long after that I noticed it became an option. Maybe it wasn't Corrections but the Closer Look segments where I couldn't get CC. I am not sure when I became aware of Corrections and began watching it (at least over a year ago), but have now gone back (finally) to watch every episode in order to see all the ones I missed. And clearly CC has been on here all along. That intrigues me. I've been using the same laptop and CC was not available when I tried to use it watching Seth for a long time.

[@datawizard130]

June 21st was my birthday I have a non verbal learning disability and seths show has helped me understand subtle humor and sarcasm in speech therapy to connect with my peers

[@Fern635]

Happy (belated) birthday! 🥳

[@Gypsymama820]

Happy belated solstice baby!!

[@adriennehollaway5988]

Happy belated birthday! 🎂🎁🎉

[@nassj6593]

Happy belated birthday

[@susanrobinson910]

Happy belated birthday! My daughter also has difficulty understanding sarcasm and she has aspergers. Btw, today is my birthday! ❤️

[@maxtracker2904]

“Jackal Paws Tackle Flaws” mug? Glad Seth is coping so mentally well with corrections 😂

[@amolkhade]

Week after week he remains ambivalent about this 🤣

[@sparkythancztwise]

And he knows most of us would kill (like a four legged hungry jackal would go after anything that moved) in order to get one of each version of those mugs that are not available. And he loves it.

[@aaronjennings8547]

As long as the movie trailer includes the lines... "Do you have a plan?" "No. I'm just gonna wing it."

[@danielleandrist2742]

That’s eggscellent

[@Coastfog]

"Are you ready for the ambush? We don't wanna go in... half-cocked..."

[@Coastfog]

"Enemy positions ahead, two and a half clucks north"

[@Lynwood_Jackson]

I gotta say, I really like the format that this show has adopted where it's just Seth telling jokes to make his crew laugh and he begrudgingly engages directly with his audience about our shitty commentary on his show.

[@colleenfitzgerald7671]

Me too!

[@ElizabethGonzalez-mv6cp]

Me no i can’t watch this anymore

[@ElizabethGonzalez-mv6cp]

Except he makes funny af faces

[@infobahnpirate9713]

It’s honest.

[@dudeomfgstfux]

I really hope he sticks with casual laid back Latenight style. In 2021, No one is expecting you to wear a suit and tie. I feel like Colbert needed the ego boost of cheering fans, and kept it like that, maybe Seth will be different :/

[@ivyinabottle]

Seth yelling “beep” over the curse word threw me off 😂

[@lisahenry20]

I just wish it was "bleep" in the captions

[@CelticFolkBard]

Thereby forcing the caption guys to also write "beep" since it wasn't an official bleep, and pwning the correction.

[@alias093001]

It felt very much like a very passive-aggressive middle finger.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@lisahenry20 LOL, same. I had mentioned that the captions sometimes corrects Seth, like changing it to "bleep" instead of the "beep" he said. I watch most shows with the captions on but Seth's "Corrections" captions are the best!

[@dietotaku]

was that seth? i thought it was ben warheit

[@alumpyhorse]

“perfect is the enemy of happy” cannot believe I actually paused the video to read that. I’m officially addicted to Corrections. -love, #TeamJackal

[@DJohoe28]

Woah, is that written somewhere in the video?

[@alumpyhorse]

@@DJohoe28 15:55 :)

[@DJohoe28]

@@alumpyhorse out. *_standing._* 😂

[@crankynic]

Same here!

[@piotrscigalski4314]

I did too! 🤣

[@KatySueWho]

“Jackal Paws Tackle Flaws” I need to have that mug!!!😂

[@gerardohernandez1317]

I just wanna say that doing this sort of thing is how you build a dedicated community. Edit: of jackals

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Wrong! Klaxon!! The collective noun for “jackals” is a pack of ‘em. Not a “community”’. Corrections!!! Oh wait, you’re not Seth...

[@sparkythancztwise]

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 the last line made that gold

[@sparkythancztwise]

Seth has told us we're here to correct him & crew, not one another, but it ain't easy to resist. Seth had a *very* dedicated pack of jackals *long* before they began Corrections and I think you know that to be true. Yes?

[@i0npath]

I'm legit gonna miss this segment for the next couple of weeks but you guys deserve a rest. Come back even more unhinged please!

[@meganbarber3599]

They just took a week off though.

[@erickamarra]

Me too!!!

[@thatjayne]

Aww have fun Seth and everyone !

[@Glenbard4]

This segment is better than the show, which is already pretty good.

[@ieatgremlins]

I’m sure the writers will love this comment.

[@lstapes7]

A Closer look will always be my favorite by far. And it is where you get the vast majority of your corrections from. 🤪

[@ytivarg5371]

Thats cuz its actually seth making these jokes

[@WillowTDog]

I'm just soooooo glad they're still using this set up. I hope they don't come back with a big audience again.

[@genehunsinger3981]

@@WillowTDog they cant even GIVE the tickets away.

[@rpavlik1]

"Jackal paws tackle flaws" 🤣 beautiful

[@CloonCritter]

OMFG every time he says “jackals”. This episode was perfect.

[@comicsauniversalalliance8669]

This segment is just fuckin genius and I hope it stays around forever.

[@brettlovell8761]

Chickens have a nictitating membrane, not a nictating membrane. Also, your Dennis Miller is on point.

[@jkadkin]

As a fan of vintage SNL, I AGREE!!!!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

It's correct in the Closed Captions even though he said it incorrectly. ;)

[@bethnelson8497]

I'm glad someone else already pointed this out lol

[@rachelmarr7952]

I mentioned this in my own comment (along with other corrections), but in case it doesn’t get seen nictating is an alternate version of the verb nictitating, which means to blink. He is technically still right in that it is a membrane that blinks, even though it isn’t the name for it.

[@urbanmentalterrorist]

Mikey the Shoe should get an episode of Corrections to give his side of stories with Seth. I’m tired of this one-sided Mikey slander.

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Maybe it could be a segment of its own, called “The Other Shoe Drops”.

[@nomadpurple6154]

Agreed. Seth, when you get a gift, you should be grateful, saying "No, I don't like it at all" is extremely rude as it's the thought that counts. Mikey da Shoe's finger reponse was provoked!!!

[@matt4812]

Honestly I have no idea what his accent actually sounds like and I hope I never do. Seth’s impression is enough. That is Mikey The Shoe in my mind.

[@deanhatescoffee]

Whatever Mikey the Shoe actually sounds like, if he's ever on this show, he better uphold the accent and the flavor that Seth has created for him.

[@adriennehollaway5988]

Agree wholeheartedly. But, will he live up to the hype?

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

4:46 I love Ambers laugh sneaking in there. It’s so recognisable.

[@elisecode2212]

“It’s a drum fill” “Don’t call me Phil”

[@hildefons7155]

Seth and whoever is behind this should receive every award out there for inventing this unique weekly interactive stand up comedy format.

[@MrMrpony]

The sea captain and the attic and the books were corona lockdown genius…likely the only thing to make the next pandemic worth looking forward to

[@MrMrpony]

But this is the best thing since

[@MrWhangdoodles]

Trevor Noah has Between the Scenes. Seth has Corrections.

[@MrMrpony]

Noah has become an extremely funny guy who seems largely inconsequential, while Seth is a moderately amusing guy who looks like a comic genius post COVID

[@karysmuh]

I want to thank Seth's KZbin team for the captions. Typically cc aren't available for hours, sometimes days, on videos, but these are available almost immediately and they are so complete, they include phonetic spellings for Seth's mispronunciations. Thank you 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Yes! There were a few Corrections segments where the captions weren't available right away, but most are immediately available. And I *love* them!

[@sparkythancztwise]

I think you just explained the mystery for me about why I thought his Closer Look segments didn't offer CC until a few months ago. I was always watching it too soon I guess. ? I thought they recently started doing the captions but it must have been what you have described. thnx

[@sparkythancztwise]

And yes, the CCs on Corrections are a work of art in their own right. So awesome.

[@aaronpeart]

That particular drumming in the song "In the Air Tonight" is called a drum Phil.

[@AmiraUnplugged]

Genius

[@UVjoint]

With that last name, I'll definitely defer to your judgement on all drumming matters, Aaron.

[@l.i.i.l0]

Badumm Tsss

[@rachelrachel9152]

I actually laughed out loud reading this

[@zepmarq]

"Corrections" is hilarious. The combination of Seth's impersonations and the crew's reaction (especially Amber's laugh) makes it that much funnier.

[@jenn976]

I *love* hearing Amber’s laugh.

[@NRay7882]

My god, Seth was the sea captain the whole time...

[@antonialove2671]

I thought the sea captain was Will Forte?

[@SyzygyNoon]

Everyone is mentioning "Jackal Paws Tackle Flaws", but I haven't seen any mention of "Perfect is the enemy of happy".

[@sparkythancztwise]

That was the best card so far when he raised it. I friggin' loved that.

[@DarkadeTV]

I'm worried seth becomes too distracted by the dirty dozen to have a successful opening of cicada cicada

[@vforwombat9915]

it takes years to make a pixar movie. he can put off his part for a while.

[@jamestarrou3685]

it's pronounced 'cicada'.

[@heatherm2140]

@@jamestarrou3685 😆 "Cicada, cicada, tomato, to-mahto, let's call the whole thing off! "

[@alumpyhorse]

It already opened! In Connecticut, remember?

[@genehunsinger3981]

@@heatherm2140 make all your comments in caps.THAT'LL get em.

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

No. No. No break from CORRECTIONS is allowed. We the jackals refuse to sanction it. Tape it from the hallway or the attic with the tiny door and the Sea Captain. Let Alexi and the Sea Captain correct you and have you record what you did wrong at home and elsewhere. I'm hooked on this weekly drug and reject the idea of missing a full two weeks, TWO BEEPING WEEKS, of CORRECTIONS.

[@tania2897]

"Two BLEEPING weeks"...

[@DamienPalmer]

@@tania2897 Depends on your accent.

[@parsecboy4954]

@@DamienPalmer Cicada, cicada

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

@@DamienPalmer And BEEPING location apparently. Buoy, buoy (Boo-ee, boy) 😂😂

[@cofcchick]

Vacation Corrections sounds a lot like early Quarantine Seth. 👍

[@swachtma]

I’m still not happy with the title card Seth. Can we try, “Late Night with Seth Meyers - Feast for the Jackals?”

[@karysmuh]

Oooh that's a good one!

[@taylorw9678]

That's a gold ingot of a title card right there

[@jennieg789]

There is a new mug! I think the text says “Jackal Paws Tickle Flaws”!! I feel so seen! #Jackal4Evah

[@ieatgremlins]

Yes.

[@FoxSullivan]

I only started watching and I'm a non native speaker (Alas with an english degree). What's the background on Seth calling the correctors "Jackals"? Is it slang for something or has some background context?

[@gidgemo1869]

So if the rooster says “kikiriki” or whatever, does the walrus say “koo-koo-kuh-choo”?

[@madonnadersch3462]

Nice one!

[@ObscureRP]

Those mugs on the desk made me google "do Jackals have paws?" You win this round, Seth! 😁

[@LordHettrick]

Correction: It's the week of Monday June 21, not June 24.

[@LordHettrick]

Other correction at 6:15: The hat trick was not "on television" as this is an "inclusive online exclusive"

[@manic2360]

@@LordHettrick ..I can see from your name this must be very personal for you..

[@bonghunezhou5051]

...Or week ENDING June 24 (Fridays are re-runs) 😎

[@alias093001]

He must have been filming on the 24th and forgot to say the start of the week.

[@Alfareon]

IT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO. HE KNOWS HE DID IT AND HE WAS PROUD IT

[@YesterdaysPants]

The singer of In The Air Tonight is indeed a drum Phil

[@FSMface]

Badum tss. 🤣

[@MrOneNye]

You get two endings if you dither put a comma, between A and Drum or Drum and Phil. The second one would've also worked nicely with Seth's delivery.

[@Evelyn_2401]

@@MrOneNye you'd have to have both for your first comma to work.

[@grankmisguided]

I clicked through to comments to say the same thing. Wasted opportunity

[@grankmisguided]

I'm also not sure if the "hat trick" pun was missed or just accidental

[@ameliecarre4783]

In an animated movie, I think chicken can blink. I mean, they're probably going to speak, aside from the occasional cock-a-doodle-doo. They might as well blink.

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

The chickens did in Chicken Run.

[@frigginjerk]

Ehh, with the biologically inaccurate blinking, I'm almost starting to think that this movie about chicken spies and Nazi walruses might not be realistic.

[@markfairbanks3533]

I'm still upset that two chickens lost their parts.

[@LindaC616]

@@markfairbanks3533 👏👏👏

[@doodoobutter101]

Right. Cartoon logic knows no bounds!

[@svilenvasilev3819]

“It will be fun for the kids.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤤

[@Rafaelmgms]

I love seth's face trying not to laugh....

[@wellurafastizio]

The translucent eyelid that covers chickens (and many other animals) eye is called a Nictitating Membrane, not a nictating membrane. #GetItTogetherSeth

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Mine was the 70th like; I’m sorry I ruined your 69 😢

[@juliaconnell]

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 don't worry, it's now 73 - sure will be more 😉

[@ElleKayGee]

It’s correctly spelled in the captions.

[@avivaforget-manson4279]

@@ElleKayGee The captions guys are way more on the ball than Seth. I wonder if they resent him for making them do corrections that wouldn't have needed to be corrected if Seth had just got it right the first time.

[@davidyohalem629]

@@ElleKayGee Perhaps, but it's not translucent; it's semi-transparent

[@MsTake82]

Corrections better come back when they come back!! This is my fav segment by far!! Seths nonchalant saltiness is a mood I can totally relate to.

[@edricaldones9639]

After A Closer Look this is my favourite segment. Have a good vacation!

[@autumnanttila4243]

You would pronounce a "W" in german as a "V" so Christoph Waltzrus would be "Valtzrus"

[@adriennehollaway5988]

Christoph Waltz is actually Austrian. He might be offended at the use of his name, albeit slightly altered, as a German Nazi Walrus.

[@Manu018]

@@adriennehollaway5988 the walrus represents not a random german nazi but Hitler and Hitler Was Austrian so at least in this way Christoph waltz would fit good

[@dianeridley9804]

@@Manu018 "... fit WELL." (snicker)

[@Manu018]

@@dianeridley9804 grammanazi, Not grammahitler

[@gypsysnickerdoodle4354]

@@adriennehollaway5988 honey, I live in Vienna. How did you manage to tell yourself Hitler wasn’t borne in Linz, Austria? “… Secondly, much worse, The Sound of Music is virtually the only source of information Americans have about Austrian history, culture, and tradition. And thanks to NBC and its live broadcast honky-tonk in 2013, that misconception has been cemented into the brains of a whole new generation of audiences. That is problematic in multiple ways. Not only is it offensive to us that Americans expect every Austrian to run around in lederhosen while yodeling, The Sound of Music paints a picture of Austrians as the victims and even heroic opponents of the Nazi regime. Nothing could be further from the truth. Just take a look at the scene in the film showing the Anschluss (when Nazi Germany annexed Austria), and compare it with the archival footage of the actual fucking Anschluss. In The Sound of Music, the streets are deserted, with the Austrian people hiding in their homes, terrified. What really happened was Austrians filled the streets, cheering and waving Nazi flags, and set right in to abusing and terrorizing their Jewish countrymen. Most Americans haven't seen the archival footage, and this fiction-embedded in the American subconscious-aided Austria in presenting itself as the "first victim" of Nazism after the war …” www.thestranger.com/features/feature/2015/12/09/23234852/as-an-austrian-im-aghast-at-americas-love-for-the-sound-of-music

[@sasa-ym1eo]

"Stay safe friends" awwww❤

[@ldcole90]

"Nothing is worse than when the Jackals attack the Jackals".....LOL

[@johanvajse8410]

Seth is uniting us against him

[@briley2177]

Check out the mugs!

[@LeafHuntress]

What a load of tosh, i know of dozens of things that are worse than that! (^.^)

[@NewMessage]

If you're gonna make a WW2 chicken movie, surely it should be 'Inglorious Bantams'

[@TheMrThornton]

As it was invading Europe I was going to go with "The Longest Lay"

[@sainjawoof3506]

That's a fantastic name! It would actually be historically accurate, if it was based during WW1, where "BANTAM BATTALIONS," were created. They were made up of men previously too short to be enlisted that were turned away. They proved height didn't equate to strength and hard work.

[@tairneanaich]

Oh that‘s Eggcelent

[@StudioVoodooMusic]

How is it not, "Where Chickens Dare"?

[@aaronjennings8547]

Foul Play

[@lilyjiri]

I love these. Does anyone else feel like we belong to an elite club for watching this? 😬

[@marcavonevans]

Totally

[@rafaelribas1027]

An inclusive exclusive online club!

[@konstantinbethscheidermffb2687]

Weirdly yes. It takes me some effort at this point to not brag about basically knowing Seth personally because I religiously watch corrections.

[@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134]

Best comments section.

[@marceasusanna7749]

Yes!

[@samuelmason5974]

Should name the chicken movie Henler’s List

[@HiIAmPaul]

It’s so uplifting to come back and see where this all started. Hope you’re having a good hiatus everyone!

[@ebethlouise2201]

Me too

[@VIRACYTV]

I hope that even when Seth goes back to his suits and audience, we still get these. After the audience goes home at the end of the show at the end of the week.

[@marceasusanna7749]

No suits please I've never seen Seth Meyers do a show in a suit I think it would be weird and it wouldn't even look like him

[@mariannecontrino6297]

There's a very good chance they WON'T be going back to an audience, which makes me incredibly happy....shows so much better this way. I'm including the link to the article that talked about it. It's a good read if you're interested. uproxx.com/tv/late-night-with-seth-meyers-mike-shoemaker-no-audience/

[@katla_phc]

No suits for Seth! Only Amber is allowed to wear suits in this studio now

[@sheldorleconcher8870]

Completely agree!

[@TwoMarshmallows1]

@@mariannecontrino6297 Thanks for the link! That's a great article. I know there's a strong chance they'll go back to having an audience, but I hope they're able to have the occasional no-audience show, at least. I already loved LNSM and my love has only increased exponentially without the audience.

[@chrisshukis7497]

KZbin Notifications: Corrections is up Me: Jackal Paws at the ready

[@sixstringedthing]

Corrections-to-Corrections Squad, report for duty!

[@briley2177]

Jackal paws tackle flaws!

[@candacen7779]

That run through Steven Seagal film titles was *chef's kiss*. And also a little depressing given how many of them I knew. Also, "Force Hen From Navarone" is a perfect title. Change nothing.

[@johanvajse8410]

I knew them all except Glimmer (Glitter?) Man

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

@@johanvajse8410 It’s Glimmer. Ostensibly he’s so good at killing people that they only see a glimmer before they die.

[@audacious3198]

I swear my routine wouldn't be complete without my weekly dose of "Ya done goofed" with timon before the hard crash to reality that is Sundays "Everything is awful" hosted by zazu 🤣🤣

[@jeanjohnson117]

I’m not even going to watch right now, but I smile knowing this exists.

[@TheLinkeFamily]

Me when I see a new video from Seth: oh, cool. *clicks video* Me when I see a new corrections video: *CLICKS FURIOUSLY* yesssssssssss!

[@KMartineauMuisc]

This is legitimately the best part of this show every week lol

[@devlinburgess2463]

"Clork Gerble" Hankly my beer, I don't give a ham.

[@genehunsinger3981]

seth can"go back off, in his own jackyard",then go sit in a pudmuddle.

[@Jake-pn7wr]

I absolutely love how Seth slowly becomes unhinged during this segment lol

[@EthanShalev]

You signed off by saying you will see us in July. Actually, you don't really ever get to see us. But we'll see you in July! Have a great hiatus, and say hi to the sea captain!

[@cleveland2020]

"I'm going to try and re-audition for SNL."

[@karysmuh]

He should def host an episode of SNL!

[@davek4434]

suggestion : for the rooster and walrus ending. The rooster looks up and says "I am the egg man", pauses and looks up to his companions and says "they are the egg men", then the walrus says "I am the walrus". suddenly a cartoon of Paul McCartney appears and says "goo goo g'joob". scene fades to black leaving the audience to not know the exact ending.

[@debbiandrews1981]

But the rooster no longer has a head, he cut off the walrus's head with chicken magic of being alive for a few minutes after being, well, beheaded.... 🤔

[@Zahaqiel]

"Re-engaging a second time" implies that you have already re-engaged, so that would make it your third time engaging. ...Which you have already done a number of times, _so you might as well watch the show on youtube with us Seth!_

[@hklinker]

Somewhere in there is an explanation of what ‘redoubling his efforts’ might mean.

[@deanhatescoffee]

@@hklinker redoubling = thirding

[@hklinker]

You might think so. If you’ve doubled though, then you’ve got something twice. Redoubling sounds like 4x worth to me.

[@Zahaqiel]

@@hklinker People really need to stop doubling things. It's the start of a slippery exponential slope. Or at least it can be if you start at 2.

[@deanhatescoffee]

@@hklinker I can see how it would sound that way, but it's not literal. Literal redoubling would be doubling the double which, in the end, would result in quadrupling the original thing. However, doubling in this sense means "doing something again" so redoubling means "doing something again again" thereby meaning that it's the third time that a thing is being done, not the fourth. 🙂

[@romulusnr]

Note that "you the audience are" isn't correct because of "audience," which is a singular noun; it's correct because of the *"you."* If you just said "the audience is" it would be fine, but you said "you, the audience" and "you" is in the second person and is an "are" as in "you are so beeping annoying"

[@bmorgan7559]

Okay, I hadn't actually been watching Corrections regularly and it turns out that was a mistake

[@Mediaright]

"Jackal Paws Tackle Flaws" I LOVE IT!! =D

[@brianlindstrand934]

"Force Hen from Navarone" should be the next Popsicle Schtick.

[@LindaC616]

That title gets my vote, too

[@mbryson2899]

Starring Cluck Gable.

[@realityjunky]

@@mbryson2899 and Henny Lamarr

[@KieranHighman]

To say “Why would I re-engage with this whole charade a second time?” as you do at 2:52 is to say that you have already re-engaged with it a first time..

[@nomadpurple6154]

One reason why Seth should watch this and re-engage is then he wouldn't have to spend his vacation/holiday at a re-education camp

[@SyzygyNoon]

I was hoping someone had brought this up. It bugged me so much when he said that. Maybe he should have a refreshing glass of wet water, too.

[@Thortok2000]

Correction: at about 14:15 you said "it's you against me" and no, we're not against you, Seth, we're with you. That's why we try so hard to help you.

[@rachelrachel9152]

Exactly, this is a labor of love, we like feeling like we're hanging out with him and helping him out

[@RichardGray353]

I have no idea why I love this so much, but PLEASE keep making them.

[@RichardGray353]

Also, "The Dirty Dozen" is still a great title because it could be a subtle hint to the reader that the rooster was doomed to be caught from the start. Could be a nice layer of depth to play with, might inspire you to rewrite a scene or two to drop more foreshadowing or something IDK. I'm not an author so...

[@caseh5111]

He really nailed the throat cut blood gurgle reaction. Solid acting Seth.

[@karysmuh]

This is why he deserves the Emmy

[@faustocardy5018]

We ARE insufferable indeed Seth, but you ARE the one who indulge us with this brilliant online material SETH. So we will keep correcting the hell out of ya 🤣

[@nardosb8915]

Amber Ruffin’s laugh in the background is the best part

[@MelanaC]

I LOVE how the desk is getting more and more mugs with snarky jackal references! Brilliant!

[@headphoneboy]

Please make “Dave the Stepdad” a recurring character 🙏

[@kathleen109]

I'm laughing so hard, I'm surprised my neighbor hasn't texted me to see if I'm okay.

[@ElBreaksLoose222]

As someone whose stepdad is named Dave, i +1 this

[@NeonDruid13]

your Dennis miller makes me think of Dennis Miller. You have his mannerisms and everything. I would have thought you were friends. also, Appalachian is either or, it depends on your accent, so Cicada, Cicada.

[@srkh8966]

Dennis Miller went to the dark side

[@NeonDruid13]

@@srkh8966 tru

[@kinsmed]

Cha, cha, cha.

[@danmcaleer7327]

I live in Eastern Canada just north of the Maine border. All my life everyone I know calls these the Appala-CH- ian Mountains. I mean you don't call it a Kain saw - it's a chain saw. Or kids are told to CHEW their food, not Kew your food. Most of my ancestors came from England, Ireland and some from the Black Sea area. Most immigrated to New York, Boston, Quebec, Montreal and other parts of the eastern seaboard and still visit back and forth. And I will tell you that ALL of them pronounce this mountain chain with a CH sound, not a K sound. Sorry folks, perhaps the back woods people who, during the formative years of that neck of the woods all had a lisp or some sort of speech defect and caused them to all mispronounce the area where they lived. In fact I even worked in Toronto with a gent who did hiking in the Appalachian Mountains with the family and even HE said it the same way

[@NeonDruid13]

@@danmcaleer7327 in my part of New York, the last part sounds like layshan"

[@tompreuss6939]

Steven Seagal could direct your chicken movie, call it "Eggsit Wounds"

[@tompreuss6939]

RIP DMX

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

He could be credited as “Steven Seagull”.

[@sarahstover3290]

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 ngnv

[@christopherlundgren1700]

You said "nic-tating" membrane, but it's actually a "nic-ti-tating" membrane.

[@Dan-vo7vc]

Came here looking for this; was not disappointed.

[@claudiagibson6319]

I watch your show from all the way in Barbados, and there is never a time that your indifference has me in stiches more than when your doing corrections. Have a great vacation.

[@robpayne1473]

I'd just like to say I love this segment.

[@916wetcustoms]

5:40 did you really change the bleep noise to just Seth saying beep ? Goddamn genius

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Yes and the captions say, [Seth yells "beep"]!

[@andreashettler914]

Thanks staff of Seth, this week with subtitles on video release time, excellent. Hope you hid some jokes in there! Happy vacation!

[@MagicTimeTravel]

SETH YELLS BEEP cracked me up

[@dogma352]

“Why would I reengage with this whole charade a second time? So last week in corrections…” 😂 Also “second time” is superfluous since you’re reengaging. FTFY

[@Bobboberson1234]

I honestly can't see how this meaningless stream of nonsense can keep anyone's attention. You are the Plebes.....

[@ProudPapaJD]

Corrections is my favorite inclusive exclusive on the internet, it’s my favorite thing in the whole wide world and just gives me joy. Thank you Seth, enjoy your vacay!

[@henrikjensen4592]

Love the cards! “Perfect is the enemy of happy”

[@cmoore6131]

Man, they led us jackals right down the path that would allow for that hat trick joke. Brilliant. *hat tip

[@adreanaline]

Didn’t the rooster in Rockadoodle wink? There’s a precedent in the animated movie world….

[@StudioVoodooMusic]

Or Foghorn Leghorn? C'mon!

[@fatimamirza2100]

“We love you all dearly. Stay safe friends”! First of all 😢 Second of all, you don’t abandon “friends” - for TWO WEEKS!!! 😢😢😢

[@elisabethbeutler4066]

Seth is a hard working man who deserves a vacation! Look at it this way- it gives us something to look forward to.😃👍🏼

[@hamiljohn]

This is the greatest thing I have ever heard on the internet. Kudos, Seth!

[@Peg06]

Enjoy your vacation, stay safe, we love you.

[@staceyjohnston212]

Oh dear god I LOVE these corrections segments. Who knew Seth was a surrealist?!

[@davidyohalem629]

It's been suspected ever since he became a Dada.

[@dielaughing73]

I think it's Fred Armisen's influence. A lot of these bits sound exactly like his improv

[@isabellimmusic]

Seth your first sentence! You said Monday June 24th 😂

[@nomadpurple6154]

It's a Seth trap, don't fall for it!!

[@obnoxiousNoxy]

Would the walrus' canonical name be written Christoph Waltzrus or Waltzross? (The last one being an allusion to the German word for walrus "Walross")

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

See, this depth of correcting is what I'm here for. We jackals truly leave no stone unturned. And no turn (of Seth's) unstoned. 😂

[@bigbirdthug]

Look forward to this segment all week!!

[@tiny99990]

by god I love these... I laughed way too hard when the "beep" came and it was him yelling "BEEP" angrily... I mean thats just gold.

[@lstapes7]

He must be such a fun dad!

[@undefined40]

9:38 actually in Germany eggs are sold not only in packs of 10 but also in packs of 6 as well as staple layers of 30 and 36. Things you never wanted to know :)

[@camilagnorth]

I love when you talking about your internacional fans, i'm the one and i'm so happy you make corrections every week haha its so funny

[@juliaconnell]

Yeah it's nice isn't it - so where are you both from? Kia ora (greetings, literally be well, healthy) from Aotearoa/New Zealand 🥝🇳🇿

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@juliaconnell I love all the international fans! You all add so much to the comment section and Seth's Corrections!

[@camilagnorth]

I'm from brazil 🥰

[@juliaconnell]

@@lynnhettrick7588 awww thanks - 🥰 - I just feel so lucky that we can watch Seth here - since there is no other way to do it - and connect with the rest of you lovely people ❤😘 - really nice community here

[@andreashettler914]

So these Corrections will have to last me two weeks I understand? Let’s see, so 16 mins * 60 + 21 seconds is 981 seconds, let’s divide by 13, that is about 75 seconds or 1:15 min I may watch per day to get me through the drought. Happy vacation, I‘m gonna start my daily 1:15 later today.

[@JasmineBrownOttawa]

My thoughts exactly....but I binged the whole thing anyway

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

If you were to stan some weeds the Corrections-less.fortnight wouldn’t feel so long.

[@lisahenry20]

You could just rewatch it every day for 2 weeks

[@leeschillinger4020]

Please, Seth, don't ever return to the audience! This show is absolutely perfect!

[@nomadpurple6154]

Binge watch the entire series..

[@leanoramccarthy7726]

These lil episodes are soooo enjoyable!!! Love u all. Have a safe vacation ❣️🥰😍🥰🥰🥰

[@jasonengland6372]

I hope this never gets old it’s one of the best things ever

[@EH23831]

I now feel like I know far too much about roosters’ eyes! 😂

[@davidyohalem629]

Loss of a hat trick: Sanka need not be instant. Or at least, it used to be sold as beans or ground (97% caffeine free!). Instant coffee was a later development and I am fairly confident that brewed ground decaffeinated coffee is still sold in many locations. The orange handle on the carafe commonly used to distinguish decaffeinated from regular coffee in American restaurants, AA meetings and staff rooms owes its usage to Sanka. It is truly vile. The word is 'nictitating'. And a nictitating membrane in birds is most often semi-transparent, not translucent.

[@alrightyru]

Go AA -Yay! 🙌 Thanks for the Friday morning breakfast talk with my 20 yr old. The difference between semitransparent and translucent, lol

[@davidyohalem629]

@@alrightyru It's clear as mud. Nonsense? asked the Queen. Why I've heard nonsense compared with which that is as sensible as dictionary.

[@briley2177]

Don’t you dare try and steal the hat-trick! It was gloriously majestic... no take-backs.

[@josephmorris3778]

Seth's WW2 chicken movie sounds like the type of movie Zack Snyder would pitch to Pixar.

[@l.a.gothro3999]

I love that Seth even admits that mistakes are made on the show.

[@artel6225]

The desk mugs are multiplying - why, how come. Yep it’s pronounced boy😂🤣