CORRECTIONS Episode 21: Week of Monday, September 13

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like the problem with pantomiming horses smoking on the show and his impressions of Larry David and Tom Brokaw.
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CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, September 13 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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[@adamz8276]

As an additional thought: I do believe corrections needs a year end award segment. Possible categories being: Longest running correction, Most absurd correction, Most necessary correction, Most vicious correction, People's choice correction, etc.

[@maxtracker2904]

17 minutes of corrections Seth: I think we had a pretty good week… 😂

[@conky221]

Just Awesome

[@caliscribe2120]

It might get to the point that the segment What We Got Right would be shorter.

[@8draco8]

He's in denial

[@adamcharming]

Pretty... pretty... pretty... good

[@elyssay3157]

The longer the better.

[@HNEGames]

This segment has really turned into a, "Did Batman create his villains or did the villains create Batman," situation.

[@reneeschwider6136]

Nice analogy @HNE Games

[@lethalenoki]

accurate

[@lonelyone]

The baby Wally cue card joke was genius. Also, "tied for second for the Emmy" is the perfect way to put it. We lost together, indeed. #DeskpoolJokeoke

[@Syrupjuice]

The authentic laughter of the crew is why I enjoy Seth Meyers above every other late night show.

[@asuka_the_void_witch]

Yeah

[@S.Pociecha]

I agree, even when the laughter becomes authentic only when Seth stares at them a while

[@typerexc]

That rapport is magical.

[@caitie226]

yeah like they’re not super hyped and laughing at everything. and seth plays to the smaller crowd by going weird and specific instead of generic. some shows I like with a crowd, this one I prefer without

[@davidbright6790]

I too love the authenticity of the mirth. I also felt this about some of Evie's responses with Colbert in lockdown. She genuinely loved and laughed at the silly shenanigans. It made it so much more relatable and loved the genuineness of their relationship.

[@invaderzimismyfav]

When Seth tells us that this is his favorite part of the week, I really felt that was true. There was love in his eyes

[@alumpyhorse]

there’s a lot of love to be found in the jackal crowd

[@verdatum]

Especially without an audience, hosts have got to be feeling like "is anyone even listening to this?" We're here to confirm: every single word.

[@spadada]

@@verdatum I was thinking about that too. What a great way to get by in from your audience to pay attention. It’s like the Easter eggs in a high concept show.

[@MagicTimeTravel]

@@spadada also the engagement metrics must be incredible with all the corrections comments

[@reginosky.]

@@verdatum Hanging on each and every single one by our little paws 🐾! 😂

[@fanya2657]

Everyone is a part of this experience: The Jackals, Seth, Amber (girl, I hear you laughing in the back), the crew, and us viewers. Corrections... You guys made this pandemic bearable. Thank you.

[@richarquis]

The correct spelling is "Jackals." Also, "us viewers" employs the object pronoun, it requires the subject pronoun "we." ;)

[@fanya2657]

@@richarquis Thanks! Spelling and I..Are knot friends.😉

[@richarquis]

@@fanya2657 I was being the jackal!

[@markluna1518]

@@richarquis l

[@annestewart5741]

Well, you can be frienemies then! 😁 Everyone has their archenemy, & maybe even their nemesis. But, no worries! And I feel the same as you about Seth, Amber, the crew, all the viewers, & the whole Pack o' Jackals! 🥰💕

[@timfriday9106]

Correction: Corrections is the best talk show bit of all time. literally.

[@LisaBeergutHolst]

Correct.

[@paulthepotato9311]

😅🙈🙈😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈😅

[@reneeschwider6136]

Very brilliant 👏

[@ernestomarcos0103]

This is everyone's best part of the week, Seth.

[@leighcolby]

Yes it is!

[@MrARock001]

If Corrections is the only part of human civilization to survive this century, we will have done alright.

[@MiddleofKnowhere]

it really is

[@gracegrey1882]

So true. I'm sad when there's no new Corrections on Friday.

[@jaakkotoijanniemi369]

A closer corrections!

[@katiebennett5447]

Correction: The last Blockbuster did NOT close in 2019. There is an open Blockbuster in Bend, Oregon.

[@mena376]

and there is one right next to the Walmart in Astoria

[@erikaswanson7072]

@@mena376 which apparently is actually in Warrenton..

[@Bouzsi]

@@erikaswanson7072 rofl nice

[@christophercomtois7175]

He knows that, this is job security.

[@katiebennett5447]

@@christophercomtois7175 HA! I came back to reply to my own post to say the same thing. Seth knows, and he's baiting us. Well played, Seth. Well played.

[@ryshow9118]

We've now come from a little 3 minute segment 6 months ago to this nearly 18 minute piece of heaven. I look forward to the feature length film in Fall '22...

[@janetttyminski7295]

Those of us with OCD, find the weekly corrections extremely satisfying. Admitting he’s made a mistake, while humorously ridiculing the folks who let him know he was WRONG, is one of Seth’s special talents.

[@user-di6cn2ne7u]

So glad we have been able to watch Seth descend into madness over the past 2 years. It's been wonderful. His truest form .

[@reneeschwider6136]

I think he just missed his audience, that's the whole give and take experience that comedians love 💕

[@essiebessie661]

Exactly.

[@wwp901]

Also, that’s a crocheted blanket Seth is “knitting” in that photo….

[@verdatum]

My eyes are not good enough to tell for certain. My mother made many blankets, both knit and crochet, and I can't rule out that it isn't knit. I'll happily bow to anyone with more experience.

[@christyschrader9012]

It is crocheted 😄

[@SGast]

At this point he is just baiting the knitting/crocheting community. I think the graphics department is not the only one that likes being yelled at.

[@STobin]

Honestly, not enough profanity in this correction. Just not a great representation of the knitting/crochet community.

[@patrickgleason2066]

Is the “crochet community” not a more militant breakaway faction of the knitters?

[@Triplemother]

This segment is never completed until Seth’s seemingly innocent card-upright reading towards the end. His tight smile knocks me over every time!

[@S.Pociecha]

What was on the back of the card this time? I'm on my phone and tried every which way to read it, but failed.

[@jocramkrispy305]

@@S.Pociecha Deskpool Jokeoke

[@sparkythancztwise]

@@jocramkrispy305 I saw that at 4:45 and it's the first one in which I didn't/don't get the joke

[@sparkythancztwise]

omg I had to get to minute mark 16:00 and now I get it. I saw the card too soon and wasn't thinking about who won the Emmy - I needed Seth to explain it for me. 😆 😂

[@sparkythancztwise]

@@jocramkrispy305 P.S. I had paused early reading comments because I hadn't understood the joke on the card and wondered if I'd get any hints. Once I watched the rest, Seth made it obvious by 16:00 for me. 😄

[@cobrasys]

I wait for these every week, and whenever the show is on a break, I miss it dearly. It's fun, it's witty and it's hilarious. Inside jokes inside other inside jokes based on inside jokes that came from inside jokes. It's absurd, nonsensical and, honestly, fucking wonderful. And not having any audience during it is just the cherry on top. Please never stop with these, Seth. It's a delightful part of my week, and I'm sure most of my fellow jackals would heartily and readily agree!

[@nomadpurple6154]

"Jackals raise my Hackles" :D my second favourite mug

[@Gildedmuse]

Jackal Paws Tackle Flaws for #1?

[@nomadpurple6154]

@@Gildedmuse Yes, absolutely!

[@-xirx-]

@@Gildedmuse 100% 😆

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Same!

[@alumpyhorse]

@@Gildedmuse that’s my absolute favorite

[@riawhetstone3725]

This shouldn’t be called “Corrections”, but instead “Seth Doubles Down” 😆

[@gveronique18]

I sooooo want him to reference this comment next week being insulted that you called him out on doubling down. Please make it happen.

[@elyssay3157]

Hell yes!

[@happysunflowers1]

Good thing this one wasn't called "Corrections," then, but was called "Carrections"

[@KaritKtana]

NBC store: We desperately need "CORRECTION JACKALS" t-shirts and hats!

[@MichaelRolfe]

Mug should say, “JACKALS RAISE MY HACKALS”, for euphony.

[@annafantasia]

Imagine the uproar that would have caused

[@WAMTAT]

Props to the prop department for the mugs.

[@wwp901]

Wish they’d sell the jackal mugs

[@alumpyhorse]

my favorite remains Jackal paws tackle flaws

[@ScoopaCoop]

Need the mugs

[@seanys]

“Jackals Raise my Hackals.” Missed opportunity.

[@kurtiswoods1663]

I saw that.

[@fatimamirza2100]

Seth I too look forward to this segment, every week 🇬🇧. “Corrections” was robbed! Should’ve won!!

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

You were one sentence away from saying "I swear it was rigged!" And you know what, maybe yeah. Dominion should hand over their voting machines...🤣🤣

[@joehemmann1156]

To be fair, I haven't watch Carpool Karaoke, but I agree, Corrections was robbed. And if it wasn't going to be Corrections, it should have been Tooning Out the News because that's also great entertainment.

[@ulrichmeise3658]

@@joehemmann1156 Carpool Karaoke peaked with the RHCP, never gonna top that! It's been on the way down since then...

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

@@joehemmann1156 I’ve never watched it either but since it’s by James Corden it definitely sucks and should not have won, certainly not over Digital Inclusive Carrectiones!

[@dzd2371]

@@MkurugenziMwenyekiti I think Hugo Chavez must of had a hand in it 🤣🤣

[@ellenv452]

Loved Corrections this week. Had hoped for Emmy win because I think it is incredible how Seth spins comments into gold each week. Thank you for making me laugh out loud every time.

[@scottsummers2057]

That blasé oink at the end of the "smoking pig" bit was hilarious. Was that something they teach at impression camp?

[@siriusnotsiriusblack7444]

“Deskpool Jokeoke” made me crack up for some reason lmao it just sounds so funny

[@cryionic-]

Did you notice the title card says "caarections"

[@spadada]

I’m watching on my phone so I could not read it. Thank you so much for referencing it. Agree that it is really fun to say “Desk pool jokey okie.”

[@kurtiswoods1663]

That was funny cause it was so bad. They didn't do it. We read that and it's terrible. I LOVE IT.

[@andr3wbrowyn]

@@cryionic- last week the title card was spelled differently too. They're just trolling at this point 😂

[@danielgregory3295]

@@andr3wbrowyn I don't think there has been a repeat yet..?🦊

[@ohjonnyrhodes]

My favorite part is Wally Lore. I would love to see all of Seth's Amazing staff be given deep fictional backstory. Funny like this doesn't just happen folks, Seth has cultivated the finest most powerful tech team.

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Now THAT is a cinematic universe I’d care to watch.

[@gloriousexceptionalism2346]

That bit with Scorsese was great

[@E2O10]

I, personally, love the Schumacher backstory. Such a vivid character

[@makeadifference4all]

Seth is classy: This week, he offered sincere congratulations to and praise for "Carpool Karaoke," which beat out "Corrections" for this year's Emmy, and he gave a long tribute to Norm MacDonald, who took a mean (but, as you'd expect from Norm, funny) swipe at Seth and his show recently. In a biz with a lot of jackasses, Seth seems like a grounded, good guy. And I always look forward to "Corrections." 👏👏👏

[@mhoney7899]

Wait what did norm say about seth and his show?

[@dianerhys]

@@mhoney7899 Is your Google broken?

[@reneeschwider6136]

Now it says "Carrections" lol 😆

[@djentlegiant739]

@@LittleTreeBlue If you search for the video where Norm is interviewed by an Australian Reporter for Huffington Post, you’ll see the Seth Myers bit

[@joaodeoliveira5383]

I like how seth has that unique rainbow-hand-motion he does at least once every clip

[@brandonisapunkrocker600]

You said that ‘we’re on accident doing jokes that good’. I cringe when I hear someone say ‘on accident’ instead of ‘by accident’ (although in this case you probably should have said accidentally). To try to better myself, I found my wife and asked her: ‘Seth said on accident instead of by accident. Is that worthy of a correction or should I leave him alone?’ She responded: ‘Yes it is. That’s despicable.’ So here we are.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

I agree with your wife!

[@verdatum]

"that well", not "that good".

[@brucelauney3971]

Wait, is your wife Sylvester the cat?

[@odkres]

@@verdatum nah, that changes the meaning. good refers to the joke, well refers to doing.

[@colinmcnamara8614]

Sorry-just commented something to the same effect by accident before scrolling down and seeing your comment. You’re spot on, here.

[@atticwind0w]

I suggest "Carpool Corrections," in which Seth is driven around by the skeleton in a Volvo while he reads this week's corrections.

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

But would it still be considered carpooling if with a skeleton?

[@ericminch]

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 Yes, if the skeleton is driving. If the skeleton is in the passenger seat, you get a traffic ticket.

[@annekec4666]

Did that skeleton have 8 cervical vertebrae? Hard to count the pixels. Anyone with HDTV want to confirm?

[@flowertrue]

@@annekec4666 I'm watching on my phone. I can't see half the stuff people talk about in these segments. Still love then, though.

[@jackalope7395]

A skeleton with a Queens accent smoking a cigarette.

[@emileew.4549]

This is my favorite segment of all time. I hope it never ends. Genuinely, makes me laugh so much.

[@TheBlarggle]

I fuckin' love this segment, and I love hearing Seth call us Jackals.

[@martinmessier2968]

The joke about the priests was an Emmy winning joke, maybe a Pulitzer winning joke, dare I say it, a Nobel Prize.

[@heatherdequetteville9184]

Agreed. 👍I wonder how many people got it?

[@jbuster9]

@@heatherdequetteville9184 at least 132

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

Um... pretty sure they don't hand out Nobels for humor. Emmy, yeah. Perhaps even Pulitzer. Plus Oscar, of course. But not Nobel, unless it was part of a scientific study on some fascinating fact about humor that is life-changing. 😄😆😂🤣😂😆😄

[@playnicechannel]

@@MaryAnnNytowl we wouldn’t be holding up the badge of jackal honor if we did not point out that there is in fact a Nobel Prize for Literature with no exclusion for humor. Though most Americans who’ve won were on the serious side Eugene O’Neil, Hemingway, Faulkner, Bob Dylan though Sinclair Lewis did win it for wit and humor

[@playnicechannel]

@@heatherdequetteville9184 Pretty much any Catholic currently practicing or escaped lol

[@anthonygriffin1147]

I think we all genuinely look forward to this notification every week Seth. Thank you for these. Please never stop.

[@CarlosMensuckass]

I saw it and literally said out loud to nobody, "Yessssss..."

[@mariyamwaniki]

@@CarlosMensuckass yes!

[@JennyverseLive]

@@CarlosMensuckass Me too!!

[@dm0016]

This is better than the interviews

[@juliaconnell]

Highlight of my week - sincerely, honestly - LOVE this bit

[@ItsLalasWorld]

Corrections: Actually, the last blockbuster store didn’t close in 2019. There is one that is currently open in Bend, Oregon in the year 2021. Seth just needs a writer from Oregon at this point.

[@MadAboutBrows]

I spent the entire summer of '20 in Bend, and somehow just....forgot to swing by there. I meant to!!

[@woodwork9593]

I am very much looking forward to Seth's next attempt at making sense of anything knitting related. Or better still, he actually might start a knitting podcast, expert that he is, or is he? I mean, holding knitting needles downwards through a finished crocheted blanket with no live stitches anywhere, he must be a fiber genius!

[@daxafer]

Agreed! The knitting needles on a crocheted blanket are the real problem

[@AprylZA]

I wept

[@kathleen109]

It made me twitch.

[@GeoffreySorensen]

I almost teared up when Seth finally admitted that this is his favorite part of the week. Almost.

[@mariannecontrino6297]

No worries, my friend. I cried enough for both of us. 😢😭

[@reneeschwider6136]

He loves getting back at the jackals

[@gliscameria]

Please please please keep this format, even for just once in a while. It's so refreshing compared to the crowds and band format. It's like the best bits of late night and podcasts.

[@kaili_28]

Love his mug on the desk. "Jackets raise my hackles"

[@nicolepsy]

That last sentence and smile at the end felt like a hug from Seth.

[@lindsayortoleva1291]

I honestly prefer hearing just his crew laugh above a whole live audience.

[@mrdewarion]

I agree. It feels a lot more intimate and genuine.

[@E2O10]

Same. What I've noticed it that the jokes are less "pandery" - it feels as if seth is just trying to make the crew laugh not virtue signal and elicit a cheer/applause from the audience - which the us audiences are all too eager to do. It's especially evident now that all other shows have gone back to live audiences. This is the only late show that i still watch, i just cant go back to the mindless cheering and applauding Inbetween every punchline (often disrupting the flow of the jokes)

[@MarcKloos]

But if you sat in the audience, you'd be clapping, cheering and hollaring just as much as anybody.

[@eggmancorp]

@Lidnsay Ortoleva Right though?

[@lonelyone]

The show is a lot smarter without the studio audience. If you can make the writers laugh, that's a true feat.

[@DannyYankou]

“All in all, we had a pretty good week” Video runtime: 17 minutes

[@elyssay3157]

You're right. Longer would have been better. ☺

[@courtney-ray]

And he still didn’t get all the corrections! I was waiting for a correction about that flubbed Johnny 5 line! Short Circuit was one of my favorite movies as a kid. It deserves proper referencing. 😄

[@dylanfurcall7084]

Correction: I'd like to make a small plea for the history of poetry here. "Parody" comes from the Greek "parodia," poems written in epic meter but treating subjects unworthy of epic (i.e., mock-epic). The variety of parody that you appeal to in this segment, in which the words of an original are modified to comedic effect (e.g., Weird Al) was, according to Aristotle, invented by the poet Hegemon of Thasos. So the first parodist was a poet!

[@dianawollek9721]

Seth, don't cross the "knitters" they carry pointy sticks!!

[@TWFydGlu]

That small cue card is very clean for having been through a child birth.

[@barbtalbott8911]

Yes, it didn't look as old as Wally either.

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

Also it kinda doesn't look like a card-card, you know? Stiff like a card-card. Props department?

[@philippebrehier7386]

@@MkurugenziMwenyekiti Well, Wally had to grow, so maybe his cards too. :-)

[@tbh1444]

I was looking for this. The card should have been pink, or maybe in a zip lock bag or something.

[@AnUntetheredSoul]

@@tbh1444 or laminated lol

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

I used to love Friday for the weekend, now I love I for Corrections!

[@NDeemer77]

Self love is important

[@annafantasia]

This show is a goddamn joy [EDIT: And I think part of that is bc there's no live audience. PLEASE do it this way forever! The silences are indeed golden.]

[@TheMusashisan]

whoever came up with this segment deserves a raise!!!

[@jewelbautista772]

Seth: "Thank you for lending this to me, Wally, coz I guess your mom saved it." Also Seth: Proceeds to crumple the piece of paper and tosses aside

[@joyfulgirl40018]

I noticed that too! Give Wally the respect he is owed, Seth!!!!

[@michellefu4002]

That irked me, too! That's a precious family heirloom!!

[@maxsample]

That's a piece of baby Wally, like an arm or leg. Maybe it's like baby teeth

[@tomrose5332]

8

[@pyroxblaze]

I was mildly enraged seeing Seth toss it to the side! Also, since it came out with Wally at birth, perhaps it’s like a piece of the umbilical cord? I know my mom had kept a piece of my baby brother’s cord after he was born. Slightly gross, but there you go..

[@sophiem8451]

Oh boy if you tried to explain the sentence “I heard from the knitting community again” a year ago

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

A year ago you wouldn’t have heard from the knitting community, because if you’re a troublemaker they just up and stab you dead. Now they have to yell at you via the interweb because of the travel restrictions.

[@jb888888888]

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 Carrection: In September of 2020 (one year ago) there were if anything even more travel restrictions than there are now.

[@TrumbullComic]

I feel like calling "Carpool Karaoke" one of the greatest talk show bits of all time deserves a correction. That is clearly in error.

[@rachelrachel9152]

Well it is pretty cool esp when it's a singer you like and you can't deny it's popularity. At its core it's a very fun idea. Now did it deserve to win this year?? Of course not

[@S.Pociecha]

"I had no idea I was doing that" seems true more often than not around here. I love Seth 💐❣️

[@weronikazubrzycka6317]

As a proud member of the knitting community, I absolutely love recent corrections :D.

[@thesubhumancomedy]

You are easily angered and swear a lot?

[@TazCStorm]

And apparently y'all hold a hell of a grudge.. lol..

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

@@thesubhumancomedy I'm with you on this one... Hey, say that again but as a member of the knitting community 😂😂😂😂

[@verdatum]

Ooo, can you confirm? Another comment says that flag blanket is crocheted, I think it may indeed be knit, but I'm not certain.

[@weronikazubrzycka6317]

@@verdatum That's definitely crochet.

[@Wimikk]

This auto-played after “A Closer Look.” I realized it was Friday just as it started loading, and my girlfriend in the other room just heard a gravelly “YES!” as the TV made my wish come true.

[@LindaC616]

🙂

[@tania2897]

You making me realize today IS actually Friday and the week from hell is ...al...most...over.

[@therealMolochko]

just watching the development of this bit over the last year has really felt like seeing Seth (and the show) really mature and develop the ability to inhabit an absolutely unique and remarkable - and hilarious - brand of humor. Corrections is the funniest thing on "TV" every week.

[@sandytrunks]

Presses RECORD, cue Seth impressionist doing My Pillow Guy: "Thank you for watching our weekly review of DAH corrections!"

[@bobvail1000]

Add me to the growing chorus of fans begging you NOT to ever bring back an audience! As enjoyable as your show was pre-pandemic, its current vibe is just... more enjoyable! (And Carreckshuns has it all over Carpool Sudoku!)

[@mookymookymooo]

Yeah, other late night talk shows that have returned to audiences just don't feel as funny with all the over-the-top laughter

[@kuchikopi1653]

At least film corrections after the audience leaves

[@WigglyTuffStuff]

Yep leave the audience to Amber.

[@leeschillinger4020]

This show was absolutely hysterical! “It’s a boy“ I will laugh every day for the rest of my life anytime I think of Wally being born!

[@snowsim]

I laughed the hardest I have this week, this month, even, when he held up that little sign.

[@wocket42]

I was expecting some photoshop image, but the real piece of paper "saved by mom" was great.

[@leeschillinger4020]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🌟🌹🤗

[@youdumbcat]

How often does Wally's birth enter your mind...?

[@kerischneider9652]

@@snowsim is yudoing x(9

[@o_Kay_Fern]

I love that mug! Honestly Seth should just start selling those and giving the proceeds to City Harvest.

[@AllWIllFall2Me]

Not technically a correction, but the "correction pickle" is essentially the same as Zugzwang, a chess term for a situation where there's no good move, but you still must act. Special bonus in that Zugzwang sounds like a German pickle brand. (To Americans, at least. To Germans, it would sound like an energy drink, since it literally translates as "compulsion to move" )

[@blauespony1013]

Zugzwang is German. So it sounds like Zugzwang to us

[@blauespony1013]

Sorry, German=No humor

[@DelinahLovesHouseBunnies]

@@blauespony1013 Maybe your second reply means you already know this, but, just in case, ... OP is simply saying that people who know the meaning of a word will have different associations to it than those who only recognize what language the word comes from, and then make associations to what little they know of the language's culture. OP knows that Germans are hearing "Zugzwang" in their own language, with no need to mentally translate. A word that means "compulsion to move" does sound like a good brand name for an energy drink (except "compulsion" might have too-negative connotations)! I wonder what actual German energy drink brand names (and their English translations) are? Do you know any? ////Bunny kisses for all!

[@blauespony1013]

@@DelinahLovesHouseBunnies You will laugh ... Energy Drinks here usually have English names (Red Bull, Monster, LevelUp Gaming Booster, Rockstar, Energy ... I did not find one German name) and we do not translate "Energy Drink" itself. "Energie Getränk" would sound just too lame, I guess. Enjoy your weekend.

[@DelinahLovesHouseBunnies]

@@blauespony1013 Oh, my goodness! I figured the huge brands like Red Bull and Monster would be in many countries, but I expected you to have _some_ homegrown competition. One more sign that the darn global corporations are too big and powerful, preventing small business innovators from competing; we need some trust-busting, like during the previous turn of the century! Thanks for the reply. There's something new to learn every day! So _that's_ why Zugzwang doesn't make you think of an energy drink; all your energy drinks have English names! 🤯 ////Bunny kisses for all!

[@TheRealTimMeredith]

I typed Goonies into Wikipedia and it said "Redirecting to The Goonies", so I guess now Wikipedia is a Jackal too

[@taralynnshuttler6287]

We need a set of the Jackals mugs to be sold for Gods Love We Deliver pls

[@michellefu4002]

I recently purged my coffee mug collection down to a reasonable 16. (Yes, still a lot, but I had over two dozen, and I do drink a lot of tea) Nevertheless, I would buy a set of jackal mugs for charity in an instant!

[@TheNaomiFearn]

YES! Jackal mugs for charity please!!! \o/

[@magiciangob]

As a photographer, I can attest that the blurring seen in the skeleton Volvo shot is not necessarily an indicator of speed. You can get the same blurring with a slow car and a longer exposure, or a fast car and a short exposure. So I assume the Volvo was stuck in traffic and the photographer used a tripod to allow for a very long shutter speed with a tight aperture, possibly a neutral density filter. Since people tend to allow too much room when lining up in traffic it's quite possible that this car was still crawling forward despite no other cars in view. An astute photographer would in fact make a point to wait for the ideal circumstances to isolate the subject. As usual carrections is the highlight of my YT week.

[@Panzer_the_Merganser]

In a pinch, you could also manually drop the ASA of the film to allow for a longer exposure. 👍

[@mookymookymooo]

The tripod would then have to be in another car which was moving at the same speed as the Volvo, so that the background gets blurry...

[@Panzer_the_Merganser]

@@mookymookymooo A hovercraft would probably provide a smoother ride; less chance of blurring other than what was intended.

[@mookymookymooo]

@@Panzer_the_Merganser the lengths the graphics dept goes to... Astounding

[@Panzer_the_Merganser]

@@mookymookymooo Couldn’t agree more. I believe it’s all that sweet sweet Jackal mug revenue.

[@PatriciaHudak]

Wow 50 floors below ground level. Makes sense the graphics turn out how they do being under so much pressure.

[@ruthseim491]

Corrections is a highlight of my week. I love what this show has become during the pandemic, you’re the only late night host who I think got better during this!

[@peerblickdicht8401]

I think Colbert & Trevor Noah got better, too. But Seth and the team gloriously outdid everyone else. I dread the day Trevor and Seth go back to an audience. Sure it was nice to see how happy Stephen seemed to be in front of an audience again, I get what that gives (back) to a performer. But the whole HUZZAH! SHOW! EXCITEMENT! of it seems kind shallow and offputting to me now. Rarely watch it anymore. Much prefer this more... personal, weirder, in-jokey version

[@jhameladr]

Yes, I find the show much more enjoyable. It has a more personal touch to it.

[@caitie226]

@@peerblickdicht8401 I like Colbert with an audience, but it is a little different. He’s more lively, delighted to be there, and interacts with the crowd a little. But I don’t think everyone feeds off an audience the same way.

[@trishs706]

@@peerblickdicht8401 Trevor Noah is funnier at home & w/o audience, BUT I miss his polished, well informed & engaging interviews. He is an awesome interviewer! I also miss 'Between the Scenes' when he sincerely interacts w/ audience & is brilliant w/o any script.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Kellyanne would have been wearing an “Alternative Flight-suit” (which is not a flight-suit at all), so NO correction required.

[@carolz5090]

As a Space Force Commander you are THE authority on Flight for the Jackals. Thank you for your service.

[@cathithomas2888]

Lmasssso

[@Sisette6713]

I love your corrections they are the best laughs all rolled into one. You’re graphic team is first class at trolling you. And I appreciate and love them for it. Keep up the great work graphic team!!!

[@Nightstick24]

Corrections is the best. My favourite late night stuff by far. I love the different feel of the humour, it just hits all the right notes and I can't help but laugh my ass off.

[@gertrudegump]

“A corrections’ pickle”😆

[@iponczk]

The Catholic Church has always been against doing sloth. It’s a deadly sin

[@RamiresHelena]

I guess some forgot to get to the lust part

[@joyfulgirl40018]

HEYO

[@davidchamberlain4466]

Correction: it's a "mortal" sin

[@davidkeeton215]

I'm too lazy to do sloth

[@annafantasia]

OHHHHHHHHHH

[@christinelawless686]

Are you purposefully trying to get things wrong to have content for corrections? There's still a Blockbuster left in Bend, Oregon. The manager was quoted in an article during their infamous heatwave saying "don't you dare touch the door handle"

[@christophertownsend3820]

I live in Winnipeg Canada. The pandemic has been hard and sometimes i break down in tears. It is really embarrassing when people stop to see if I am okay. Funny thing is, I recently got a Mets hat and people have stopped asking why I am crying. 😢

[@CasualGamer11]

correction: this segment is more of a "carwrecktions" instead of "carrections" lol :P

[@sanseijedi]

Nice!

[@shawnhartmann4581]

Karirrections? 👀 I think that might challenge the show's PG rating.

[@purpleiguana208]

I like that the graphics department called it "Carrections." Also, I'm sure your fan from the knitting community pointed out that the picture you showed has you with knitting needles jammed into a crocheted blanket.

[@reneeschwider6136]

I love that they purposefully spelled it Carrections! 🤣 what's about the blanket? I'm confused about that

[@purpleiguana208]

@@reneeschwider6136 The blanket is crocheted. You crochet with a single hook. But they've gone and jammed two knitting needles into it. Knitting and crocheting both make things out of yarn, but in very different ways. It would be like if you had a picture of a cake in a skillet on a stovetop. Like yeah, you can cook food on the stovetop, but a cake needs to be baked in an oven and certainly not in a skillet.

[@anna_websitegenii]

THANK YOU. ITS CROCHET!

[@annestewart5741]

@@reneeschwider6136 This was an old photo of something else Seth did years ago...& it's come back to haunt him now! 🤣 I haven't looked for it yet, but I'm wondering if it was something for SNL...maybe around the 4th of July & about Betsy Ross. 🤔🤷‍♀️ Gotta love his expression in that pic though, huh?! 😄 Oh! I found it! It was for GQ. Cool. 😎✨🇺🇸

[@reneeschwider6136]

@@purpleiguana208 Yes, you are Carrect! I should have caught that 😂

[@dancollins6171]

The Randy Newman cassette tape story about Seth and Josh sitting on the roadside in the Festiva with no windshield wipers waiting for the rain to stop had me in stitches and tears at the same time!! Tragically hilarious.

[@ryanbeltran5122]

Seth I love how you grew into this show. I love you, and this corrections portions. You’re brilliant. Emmy next year

[@YouTubecommentor284]

10 years from now, there will be a VICE piece on how COVID changed entertainment for the better and they are going to show a clip from this masterpiece.

[@brucelauney3971]

I love Corrections. We love it!

[@YeeSoest]

@E Ardlow he's more purple than white and your backdrop is more of a brown-ish shade. I think KZbin randomizes those for diversity's sake ;)

[@caelanb8911]

You don't do something "on accident", Seth. You do something accidentally.

[@mookymookymooo]

Or "by accident"

[@yrtepgold]

Don't bring age into the discussion, "on accident" is 100% acceptable.

[@erikagray9883]

@@yrtepgold no, it is not.

[@old_grey_cat]

I saw it as use in oratory, echoing "on purpose" on purpose - fine old tradition, a call-back to context.

[@phobos258]

Single greatest segment on the internet today. Had me in stitches by the end. I really do hope you enjoy doing this as much as we do. You'll always be tied for first in our hearts.

[@jordaneggerman4734]

I totally saw the "cue cards are a part of him" bit coming.....but that didn't make it any less f×cking hilarious. You and your writers are top-notch, Seth, truly...

[@E2O10]

And the correction was erroneous anyway. When thanos snapped, everyone who disappeared went with the clothes on their back and came back the same. So the cue card would've gone with Wally

[@llabronco]

YOU WANT A JACKAL CORRECTION, HERE'S ONE. When talking about the films made in Astoria, Oregon including The Ring 2 and how they wouldn't know what you were talking about if you asked for it at a Blockbuster, you said that the last Blockbuster closed in 2019, when in fact, there is one, and only one, remaining and it is in Bend, Oregon! If people wanna like this so they can see it, that'd be dope haha

[@michael-masi-2021]

Correction to your correction. There is more than one Blockbuster in Australia and New Zealand right now.

[@david666001]

@@michael-masi-2021 correction to the correction to corrections: the one in Australia closed in 2019 and the one in New Zealand closed in 2020

[@kiwistrickland5277]

Happy to support your correction😂...there is a doc called THE LAST BLOCKBUSTER currently on Netflix, it's about the store in Bend and the demise of Blockbuster

[@ScootyTPuffSr]

I scrolled and scrolled looking for this correction. TY 😁

[@adamz8276]

Given that Wally typically uses 14 inch by 22 inch cue cards and if the cue card grew in relation to Wally's size, then as a baby, his cue card would be smaller than what you utilized. To exactly determine the cue card growth, you would have to decide whether to compare surface area or use a weight basis. Either way, the baby cue card should be smaller. Back up calculations available upon request. You have been jackal'd!!

[@yrtepgold]

Actually the size of the card is determined by the chest size of the person holding it up. Therefore their example was spot on correct.

[@adamz8276]

@@yrtepgold Seth explains that Wally was born with the card. He goes on to refer to the cards as "the same as arms and legs". From this reference that would mean the card is biological in nature and as such should grow in reference to the size of the baby to the size of the adult. Adult cue card: 14in by 22in = 308in^2, Baby cue card: 3in by 5in = 15in^2 a growth rate of 20.53 for surface area and weight basis given the paper thickness and density is the same and constant for both cue cards. An average adult has a surface area of 1.9m^2. A new born baby has a surface area of 0.25m^2. (I found the numbers on the internet. I did not physically measure the surface area.) 0.25m^2 x (308in^2/15in^2) = 5.13m^2 1.9m^2 / 0.25m^2 = 7.6 growth rate 308in^2 / 7.6 growth rate = 40.53in^2 baby cue card or 5.44in by 7.44in I previously said smaller, but that was weight based with some assumptions. Only way to verify the correctness of this hypothetical absurdity is if Wally publicly weighs while displaying his birth weight certificate. The 20.53 growth rate is much closer on weight basis. In conclusion, I see where you are coming from but I am prepared to argue.

[@yrtepgold]

@@adamz8276 I'm sorry, you lost me with "the card is biological in nature".

[@DelinahLovesHouseBunnies]

@@adamz8276 I think the card size can be whatever they want it to be, because each cell type grows at its own rate, and the card comprises an unknown cell type(s). Teeth grow at a different rate from liver, skin, nails, ... In fact, different _areas_ of skin, mucous membrane, bone, etc., grow at different rates, plus they react to stimuli; e.g., bone responds to weight-bearing exercise by growing thicker and denser, and palm and sole skin grows especially fast to compensate for all the friction. Proportions change from infant to child to adult! Since Wally is unique in having this feature, you can't know how the cue card size should (or should _not_ ) have changed in proportion to the rest of Wally's body as he grew up; that's like saying, "How long should his tail grow, infant to adult?" There's a wide range of acceptable answers that fit with what we see in other mammals, from bear or hamster to cheetah, and he could even be an extreme outlier, with a much longer tail than any other known creature. Your reasoning reminds me of those medieval painters who painted babies that looked like adults shrunken down with preserved adult proportions (they did it to represent the idea of Jesus as a homunculus).^ I like that you're trying to work it out scientifically, but you forgot that body proportions change quite a bit from infant to adult, and different cell types/organs grow at different rates. So there's nothing wrong with the cue cards having changed size/volume in proportion to the rest of Wally's body as he grew up. And I'm guessing he sheds them like snake skin in order to show new words on new cards?! Actually, *@Pete Reno* makes a lot of sense. If we assume Wally with his cue card organ is born functional, and a stack of chest-sized cue cards are comfortable for an adult to hold, then newborn Wally should hold a newborn-chest-sized cue card or smaller. Because infant arms are weak, it was just one cue card, not a stack, and it was as thin as typical letter paper instead of cardstock. Newborns have that grip/certain amount of arm strength, so I'm sure newborn Wally could hold up that "It's a boy!" cue card, which would be something like a fingernail (maybe not even requiring grip, since it's part of him, but requiring holding one or both arms up to display); then, he shed it when he had something new to say. (Which reminds me: Parents, teach your babies infant sign language! It cuts down so much on both parental and infant frustration when a 6-month-old can sign what they want.) ////Bunny kisses for all! ^ www.google.com/amp/s/www.thevintagenews.com/2019/02/19/babies-in-medieval-art/amp/ *Why Babies in Medieval Art Look Like Ugly Old Men* See the 2nd picture, "Madonna di Castelfiorentino," 1280s

[@WisakJ]

The show is fantastic, but this segment is what elevates it to greatness. Congrats to everyone making it possible!

[@verdatum]

Regarding a pig smoking with a cloven hoof, the FDA banned clove cigarettes in 2009. Now, they must be classified as cloven mini cigars.

[@MrXBT2000]

Correction: The movie "Ring 2" is an actual movie, the sequel of the Japanese movie "Ring", for which the American "The Ring" was a remake. Hideo Nakata directed "Ring", "Ring 2" and "The Ring 2".

[@YeeSoest]

His imdb is quite infuriating, I reckon

[@krcmaine]

💯 This is the kind of thoroughness that sets Jackals apart. Thank you for your service. 👍

[@Naryoril]

Was it ever dubbed or subbed in English? I couldn't find anything about it, but i didn't do an extensive search. In case it really wasn't, the movie only has a Japanese name リング2, which is read as "Ringu 2". While it is meant to mean "Ring 2", it technically isn't called that.

[@asuka_the_void_witch]

@@Naryoril it's the romanization of the japanese phonetic spelling of an english word. Ringu totally means "ring". Does one pronounce the last letter in "ringu" unless one cannot pronounce english properly?

[@verdatum]

@@asuka_the_void_witch I remember when I first saw that the Japanese film was released in the US under the title "Ringu". That was such a weird lazy move. I rented it that same day thinking it was going to be so much better, and I knew it was super hyped in Japan. And I watched it with some friends, and even though we were/are all a bunch of weebs, at the end we all kinda looked at each other and were like "Was it just me, or did that film kinda suck?" In terms of low-budget horror, I much prefer the original "Rec".

[@BrianWoodard]

So, it occurred to me recently that at the start of every episode you say, “let’s get to the news.” You then talk for several minutes, and then invariably say, “That was a monologue.” So which is it anyway?

[@LilBeee85]

Thanks for another great end of the week Corrections🥰

[@athena2147]

correction: the last blockbuster did Not close in 2019. there's still a blockbuster in bend, oregon and it's a big (arguably film?) tourism site (and in the middle of a joke about film tourism in oregon, seth, come on)

[@tiffany991]

Yep. Came here to say this...

[@Mrsemir100]

finally someone else noticed this 🙏

[@dahawk8574]

Seth will have to Bend Oregon and take this correction.

[@zepmarq]

All "Corrections" are gold, but this week's episode is gold+1. Props to the Graphics Dept. for stepping-up this week. #team_jackal #graphics_dept

[@MichaelWarman]

00:39 I'm British, and have never come across someone that has a problem with the word transportation. It would probably be the norm to abbreviate it to transport for convenience, but transportation isn't wrong.

[@nonchalantgravy]

Ironically, Disney World falling into the sea is uncomfortably plausible

[@sophianardozzi1331]

I love "Deskpool Jokeoke"

[@musicfeedsthesoul5]

Visiting the graphics department sounds like a journey to the center of the earth 😂

[@philippebrehier7386]

They should make a movie about such a trip... in a volvo. :-)

[@copypasta1585]

@@philippebrehier7386 Seth already starred in the 2008 movie Journey to the Center of the Earth, funnily enough

[@typerexc]

That deep down, I imagine having to step over their chains, which are bolted to the floor and lack one foot of being able to reach a bathroom.

[@bea4156]

The live in the dungeon and they like it that way 😂

[@bridgetcollins7969]

@@typerexc so remember to wear hip boots.

[@jaaaaannnnee]

I can confirm that horses only breathe through their nose. It is so they can graze and smell at the same time to "keep a nose out" for predators :) I actually thought that when you did the horse smoking bit but assumed the jackals would come for you haha!

[@ewetyoobe1990]

Hey, Seth!! Stop making me late for work every Corrections Friday morning!! The 11-17 minutes I devote to your segment first thing in the morning (happily, excitedly, and, of course, critically) means I’m later blowing through yellow lights & skidding into the parking lot... with a smile on my lips & a glow in my heart, dammit!

[@samuelbracken6940]

Correction: when explaining why cockroaches have spiracles you said that it because they have Thier lungs on the side, cockroaches do not actually have lungs, the spiracles supply oxygen directly to fluid which then circulates around the bugs body supplying oxygen to its tissues.

[@TheNaomiFearn]

this!!

[@sallysmith7090]

Correction - Possibly a British thing but when you do something accidentally here you would do it by accident and not on accident. You might do it on purpose though... e.g., if you were jackal baiting? Love this bit!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

No, not just a British thing. It should be “by accident” or “on purpose.”

[@sdence]

Sally, my ears hurt when I hear "on accident". The US has so many regional differences like this that we enjoy fighting over. For this one thing, I can agree with the Brits. Another one that my ears don't like is "waiting on line" instead of in line... Though I assume you say "queueing" or something!

[@chezmoi42]

@@sdence So true! Being 'on line' means being connected to the internet.

[@sallysmith7090]

@@sdence Ah queuing, the British pastime...For that we would say we're queuing but we'd also be waiting in line... Waiting on line sounds like you literally have to stand on a line... This confuses me... We have a thing with bread rolls. Depending on where you live you might call them rolls, barms, barm cakes, baps and buns. Language is fun no?

[@pablogaeta3815]

this is a great segment. the way he brings the audience into the jokes is great.

[@me0375]

I’ve never been more attracted to Seth than when he’s doing Corrections 🤤😍

[@annafantasia]

Same tbh

[@me0375]

@@annafantasia I don’t know whether to embrace these feelings, or take it as a sign to get help 😂