CORRECTIONS Episode 19: Week of Monday, August 23

[@00LXS00]

I freaking love this show and now corrections with the crew. It’s sorta not a joke when he says corrections is a whole. I laugh when he brings up old mentions from weeks ago. It’s like an inside joke that thousands are in on but also feels like just me. Anyway, y’all deserve that Emmy and lots more jackal mugs.

[@Triplemother]

WE deserve that Emmy, my friend. 🌟🙌🏽🌟

[@linneakiukka1661]

JACKAL MUGS !!!!!

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@linneakiukka1661 I’d buy one. I bought the Devin Nunez with his nose in the 🍊🍄💩’s butt, who in turn has his nose in Putin’s butt sweatshirt last year and I love it so very, very much. No one ever comments on it, which I find strange.

[@linneakiukka1661]

@@maryrosekent8223 The driving club thinks this is simply because putin is so obviously a top. Man after my own taste, then.

[@alumpyhorse]

I like the mug he pulled out near the beginning of the Corrections run: jackal paws tackle flaws

[@rebmcr]

"We'll see you all in September" No, you won't see us. We'll see you. That's how video cameras work.

[@mallardflopson]

Honestly you’d think someone who’s on camera for a living would know how they work by now. He’s lucky he’s got us jackals around to keep him educated or god KNOWS where he’d be.

[@heatherm2140]

@@mallardflopson 😆 I live for our pack of Meyers' Jackals...

[@Omnimetatron]

If reading comments on KZbin counts as seeing us, then he's right, sort of.

[@erikaswanson7072]

Someone needs to make a tshirt with Meyers' Jackals on it.

[@Edu_Kate]

He's been told this before. Jeez, Seth. 😜

[@faitherific]

Pandemic siliverlining: The direction you guys took the show is genius. I look forward to weeknights with Seth and Crew... Crew and Seth.

[@fajitariñho]

for sure. he adapted well to the format and now its evolved further and improved even more.

[@TheBlarggle]

It's so much better now.

[@catherinegreen8440]

If you’ve ever tried to correct a mistake in a complicated knitting project you’ll understand why we knitters swear so enthusiastically.

[@nothanks8426]

This segment is becoming so meta...I love it. He is right though, you really have to be here from the beginning to get all the jokes. I echo a lot of others' sentiments; please never stop doing this. Hearing the crew laugh at Seth's deadpan deliveries is the best.

[@lynnettedelgadoNYC]

Decades from now, when asked if there was a brilliant spark that delivered me through the 2020/2021 pandemic, my answer will be Seth's weekly CORRECTIONS. There is an intimacy, and genius, and anti-philistine sentiment that courses through my viens, as a displaced New Yorker that brought me to tears when you signed off for the summer. I hope it's a different world when you all return, and I won't be catching these segments as I brush my teeth in as what can only be described as an insane Covid situation in the state of Iowa. I digress. Be safe, I love you and I will make a donation to God's Love, We Deliver in your absence. Lynnette Delgado

[@josephcorridon9314]

Not one but TWO back-of-note gags? We are living in a golden age.

[@christinabeck2606]

Eh but Corrections felt short this week :( I'd prefer longer corrections, fewer note-backs!

[@crimps321]

"No man is a line" was an amazing line that deserved more laughs. But in any case, I love hearing Amber's laugh during these.

[@terrydavid4654]

Wasn’t that the best line ever? “Send not to know” who’s ever heard of John Donne these days. That joke just sailed over noggins , a non-stop flight.

[@nubs17]

Please NEVER STOP doing this segment EXACTLY like this! It's perfect!

[@tastella]

Seth totally knows it's "purl two." He's just baiting us. Not that we would ever take that bait.

[@Pants4096]

Seth is a master baiter.

[@emtpet]

Hook, line and sinker!

[@emmylu1996]

while I know it's bait, I did get irrationally angry...

[@davechaffey3493]

Gold. When you’re called out about wrong route details on a hypothetical ticket from a non-existent flight

[@reverendbStaard]

Did you learn nothing from, "The Californians?!"

[@SchoolforHackers]

Yeah, how many layers of wrong deep can this go?

[@Slayqueenatron]

Just like his drive-through appendix 😂

[@RobertJohnson-bj5lk]

@@reverendbStaard. Having grown up in Southern California, learning all of the best routes to drive from my Thomas Brother’s Guide gigantic book of maps of Los Angeles County, I LOVED the SNL skit “The Californians”.

[@aaronpeart]

This segment is deranged. Literally never stop doing it.

[@QuadraticPerplexity]

Literally? Like, are we hoping for immortal Seth or a zombie version here?

[@DapperMKVI]

@@QuadraticPerplexity either will do

[@bri7890]

It’s my favorite thing on KZbin currently

[@reelkonversationswithryank4945]

It's not a segment. It's a separate show nominated in the short form category at the Emmy's. None of what you see above actually takes place on the show. So unlike many late night shows he's not just taking something that happened on the show and clipping it out for KZbin. He's not taking something hilarious that got shortened for time on the Late Night show and showing a few extra minutes, this is a WHOLE OTHER SHOW. I guess the closest analogy to something we've seen before might be a spin-off since it references things that happen on the originating show.

[@louieescobar2538]

ne consiste quem facere

[@Lassenissen]

The *real* Emmy Award is the friends we made along the way, Seth.

[@greendan998pan5]

Very true. This seems like Seth is telling me about his work week. I love corrections the show. The internet jackals on the other hand...

[@Feralsquirrel]

@@greendan998pan5 I've stopped watching KZbin as much but I'm still making sure to catch all of the corrections.

[@Torrana]

made me lol

[@DonniSkattered]

2 good 2 be 4 gotten buddies, buddies, buddies - {sniffle, sniffle, sniffle} the last campfire at Impression Summer Camp is so bittersweet, knowing that tomorrow you'll be on your way home to DA 'BURBS!

[@Bluegreenfinance]

It’s unexplainable how much I love this segment 😂

[@KyleMyLeg]

Twiki was a character in "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.". Fun fact: Mel Blanc provided the character's voice. I'm sure you knew that since Mr. Blanc's portrait adorns your cabin at Impressions Camp.

[@heckzotica]

Rodgers., that confused me. Think they would check the corrections.

[@timothyturner2829]

Dang-it, you beat me to it.

[@KyleMyLeg]

Let's call it a tie. :)

[@KyleMyLeg]

I double-checked; the correct spelling is, indeed, "Rogers."

[@Merquid]

Came here to say this. Glad someone caught it. At first I thought he was trolling us, but looked on in horror as he dug his grave deeper

[@hush7890]

Seth continues to be a highlight of my week.

[@WaspandUnicorn]

Seth you are a gem of a human. Never stop.

[@elyssay3157]

You might even say a pearl 😉

[@DeathlyTired]

Add the Eagle-Eyed Jackal mug as merch for your 'God's Love We Deliver' campaign please.

[@JohnVanderbeck]

Love how Seth is just making stuff up now to back himself up lol

[@alexdeleon4997]

Lol and it actually turn out to make sense

[@John_C_J]

Conan used to do that, Fan Corrections, with elaborate over-the-top sketches. But unlike Seth, he never admits he made a mistake.

[@something_wild2862]

"Left handed monster people" made me die. Thank you Seth and crew!

[@Taurusus]

Not one but _two_ sanitary card gags!? Seth, you spoil us! And that's why you *deserve that Emmy!*

[@missmiou6273]

what was the second card saying , it totaly went far far above my head :)

[@Taurusus]

@@missmiou6273 "Do Not Do Sloth", basically.

[@MariaVosa]

And the second one in Latin! Swoon! Can't wait for the Latinists to send in their corrections on the grammar.

[@Taurusus]

@@MariaVosa For reals, my partner did in fact study Latin for a bit, and every time I bring translations in front of her (it comes up... weirdly often) it always comes down to "close enough", because... bugger all those conjugations.

[@TheNitrop]

@@MariaVosa At the beginning I thought there was something wrong, but seems to be legit. Let's wait for someone better at Latin than me tho!

[@lleiou0723]

why am i here, as a jackal, sitting in front of my laptop at 7am on friday morning refreshing the youtube page waiting to see my favorite late night host humiliating me for 10+ minutes?

[@martindietrich5537]

At

[@alumpyhorse]

us jackals understand each other :)

[@bfg3890]

Because you haven’t turned notifications on

[@rosshalz]

Cause that's the jackal life!

[@samringwald]

Can't stop; won't stop.

[@MatthewGClarke]

"Corrections is meant to be seen as a whole. Ideally you have to watch all of them - If you're coming in late you're missing so much." It's like watching the final episode of 'Tiny Secret Whispers' without seeing the rest of season one first.

[@simulacradigital]

If any show deserves an emmy this year it's 'Tiny Secret Whispers'

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Literally my first thought. Have you seen the big reveal in the new season yet??

[@simulacradigital]

@@MyBiPolarBearMax I'm glad they're continuing with it. The S1 ending did kinda annoy me tbh - but very keen to see how Joel's character develops!

[@jamespondy0]

It's more like watching M*A*S*H halfway through, and not realizing Radar's true power.

[@kathleen109]

@@jamespondy0 Thank you for the M*A*S*H reference. I've missed them.

[@nicolepsy]

Just remember Seth, without the Jackals, the Lion is just a very large housecat

[@gamomofthree7796]

As a left-handed crocheter I F'ing love your show LOL

[@JMErlendson]

“Jackal Hearts, Jackal Brains, Eagle Eyes”. This series is peak humanity.

[@erdnasiul87]

Correction: peak jackal... with eagle eyes

[@ODUBlue]

Should’ve put THAT in Latin 😂

[@meaganlynnjohnson]

jackle cordibus vestris, jackel animis. oculi aquilae. In Latin as per request.

[@ODUBlue]

@@meaganlynnjohnson god bless the power of the Internet 💪🏻🔥

[@meaganlynnjohnson]

@@ODUBlue indeed lol

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Where does a jackal get his water? From the WELL, ACTUALLY…

[@bridgetcollins7969]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Slayqueenatron]

Bravo Sir 👏👏👏

[@hayleyb467]

THAT IS GOOD

[@CRA5YINTENT]

Excellent! Your rimshot has been dispatched and will be arriving in 4 to 6 days.

[@tree2me]

Nicely done

[@literarylapsed]

I’m a knitter and a crocheter. And I am here to tell you, yes, we do curse like sailors. There’s nothing that incurs the wrath of knitters and crocheters like a dropped stitch or a mistake ten rows down. Also never interrupt when we’re counting stitches because we WILL destroy you 😂😂😂 And It’s knit one PURL two. Also yes. I took the bait

[@LindaC616]

Yes! Not to mention a dropped stitch four rows down on a cabled pocket! That's the only reason crochet is better than knitting

[@AprylZA]

We knit because it's so relaxing--so Zen! And those sharp points are fearsome self-defense ;0)

[@OlgaCudassier]

Feral knitter here. I'm considering joining a marching band.

[@AprylZA]

@@OlgaCudassier That one slayed me! In Dallastown marching band 1980-1984, we wore tall, fuzzy white marshmallow hats. It was perfect for holding the knitting project. What else was I going to do while waiting for the football players to finishing running up & down the field?!

[@OlgaCudassier]

@@AprylZA Excellent !

[@TheStorm119]

It's genuinely amazing the subtlety that seems to go into the jokes and callbacks. That alone deserves the Emmy.

[@TUBESTOOL]

I love this segment. I watched last week and mentioned the goonies in a comment then Seth mentioned the goonies the next week. I know lots of people probably mentioned goonies but it did feel like they read it. That's the best part. This segment is fun and actually allows viewer input. No matter how dumb. Great job all.

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

This should be required for every news and talk show. I'd like to see this as a new trend!

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

Conan used to.

[@addie_is_me]

Seth has a way. Everyone could not carry it off.

[@ludokerfluffle6232]

@@RubyDoobieScoo I forget about Conan all the time.

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

@@ludokerfluffle6232 sacrilege

[@ludokerfluffle6232]

@@RubyDoobieScoo I really did forget he had a show. When they announced it canceled i was like wow I missed a lot. And wow TBS is still a channel. I haven't had cable in so long.

[@missybarbour6885]

Don't tease me with that mug I would totally buy, Meyers. Sell me the merch, Meyers.

[@LindaC616]

Yes!

[@ODUBlue]

💯💯💯

[@midnightstrata2885]

Give me jackal mugs, Meyers. GIVE.

[@ScoopaCoop]

The jackal sitting at the computer is the one I want!

[@ODUBlue]

@@ScoopaCoop Jackal Paws Tackle Flaws!

[@ruthslone2992]

I love you, Seth. You, and your staff and friends and family, have kept me alive during this soul-crushing era of chaos, violence, sickness and death. Self isolation is about the hardest thing I’ve ever dealt with, in my fight against self-destruction. It has been extremely uplifting, on many occasions, to hear a sane voice with the courage to point out the tragically ludicrous situation-of-the-day and to identify the clowns who are forcing us to live in this state of HIGH ANXIETY for so bloody long. Thank you, for giving us gentle reprieves and many, many belly laughs. You have done a service to the world. Thank you, we love you.

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

So, not gonna lie, I was the one who posted the clip. First of all, I ADORE YOU. Second of all, I can't believe you called me a "very popular, very nice woman in the knitting community", and third of all . . . you KNOW I'm posting another clip now.

[@BatManWayneCorp]

No way, it's THE Patty Lyons ❤ I didn't think you were real 😂

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

@@BatManWayneCorp I'm real 😂

[@torrita01]

Your hands when you're miming holding a flute up-both hands are facing back, but the right hand (when holding the normal flute, off to the right) should be facing the other direction (palm forward).

[@KaloMorace]

Twiki the Robot is from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, not Battlestar Galactica

[@bentontramell]

This has got be a setup 🤔

[@Gonkarsha]

corrections on corrections - well played sir.

[@FabienMariauxdeSerres]

It's spelled "Galactica"

[@EricBridges]

@Ivan James Hunt akbar is from star trek, actually. Not buck rogers.

[@omarjdiaz]

Wasn’t it Twiggy.

[@axelbauron155]

If this wins an Emmy, you'll never see a live audience again in this show. Fingers crossed!

[@rinzzler366]

iirc seth has already confirmed that this segment specifically will stay as an online only with no audience. The rest of the show will be going back to an audience soon.

[@soulslikefan6760]

@@rinzzler366 ugh. That is too bad. Colbert has gotten so much worse after going back to an audience, and Seth improved so much during this time.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@soulslikefan6760 Literally unsubbed & stopped watching Colbert other than when Merry & Pippin were on. I can NOT stand the audience.

[@cricketcricket91]

@@Richard_Nickerson when i was watching that merry and pippin interview all i could think was how much better it would have been without an audience. I've been spoiled

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@cricketcricket91 Same

[@mallardflopson]

How long has Seth been sitting on that jackals quote from Walken 😂 really leaving it all out on the field before Emmy voting ends

[@sixstringedthing]

If there isn't a few "accidental" bits of Jackal Feed in the Emmy acceptance speech I'm going to be very disappointed.

[@scytheseven9173]

6:07 When Seth says "it has to be a plurality of people to line up," that's wrong because a plurality is the largest group in a set that isn't necessarily a majority-many Presidents have only gotten a plurality of the the votes, for instance, not a majority. A plurality isn't just a set of more than one.

[@christophero3869]

I’m starting to suspect “impression camp” isn’t a joke. It exists, and he went there.

[@maryrosekent8223]

It never even occurred to me that it would be anything but real.

[@howtomeetwomen-]

I'm just glad the counselor is okay

[@kjamison5951]

And Stephen Colbert was the camp host…

[@brenobacci]

@@howtomeetwomen- A guy who gets himself hung isn't really okay, is he?

[@anti-depressant]

I'm sure there have been exaggerations about it, but I wouldn't put it past him to have gone to an impression camp, or failing that some kind of improv camp.

[@jimuicker4731]

OMG "Pearl" on the prop card made me laugh out loud. They're trying to activate some very specific jackals with that one.

[@andromedatonks60]

This is knitter-baiting and we will not stand for it

[@chloekey8043]

Yeah, cos it’s misspelled!

[@jb888888888]

@@andromedatonks60 One of Terry Jones' lesser-known Monty Python characters.

[@catherinefisher8534]

Seth, you do NEED an Emmy for this - Corrections is the funniest, freshest bit out now. - you killed it

[@MrsOdie2]

I love Corrections. It's so much fun. You gotta watch your six when it comes to the Marching Band community. Every brilliant AP student I've ever taught was also in Marching Band.

[@jenniferpace8044]

This was a wonderful episode of Corrections and I hope you win the Emmy you so clearly deserve! I love watching Corrections and A Closer Look without an audience. I miss you guys when you go on hiatus. I need my Seth fix!

[@dexodro]

The tone of this whole video is one of the best parts!

[@FromDataMakeInfo]

I always call it my annual- self-performance-review-mood... it's EXACTLY what I feel is expected of me.

[@S.Pociecha]

Seth's inimitable delivery combined with this segment's peculiar off-kilter timing is beautiful. Uplifting, even. Never stop xox

[@fanadiana]

"No man us an island" and "Ask not for whom the bell tolls" appear not in a John Donne poem, but in one of his exquisite prose meditations, Meditation 17.

[@lucaskingston1447]

This show's quality has skyrocketed since there's no audience. Seth, and the crew laughing in the background and chiming in every now and then is peak comedy.

[@johnleake5657]

I don't know if that's objectively correct. I personally think it's got worse, even since coming back into the studio. It's just got a bit too self-indulgent (for me). The audience kept it grounded. But this bit is great! Still, hey, I'm not target audience.

[@lucaskingston1447]

@@johnleake5657 well, everyone is entitled to their opinion, it's natural that we all don't have the same perception of it

[@johnleake5657]

@@lucaskingston1447, that's the great thing about tastes - we don't have to agree on what we like or what we think's got better, what's got worse.

[@dutchkeeper]

So civilized you both. Love it. Good to see on the internet :)

[@lucaskingston1447]

@@dutchkeeper it's sad that this kind of interaction is actually an outlier on the internet

[@LeGulm]

This should really just be called “Seth improvises and makes his crew laugh”

[@jennieg789]

Ahhhh Friday finally. I live for these episodes … thank-you!

[@louspowels7120]

"Left-handed monster-people" 🤣

[@Rebar77_real]

Hey, southpaws tackle flaws too! 6:38

[@nomadpurple6154]

There are a greater % of left handed people who are murderers than % of right handed who murder. (if you misuse statistics you can prove most things)

[@ernestomarcos0103]

To be fair you can put the left-handed flute on the right end of the row and it won't mess up the rest.

[@Edu_Kate]

@@nomadpurple6154 A lot of presidents have been left-hand dominant.

[@rosshalz]

Aw Heck yeah! My ticket correction is in! 😂😂😂 Makes my jackal heart warm

[@missybarbour6885]

Nice one!

[@heatherc2939]

Congrats!

[@reginosky.]

🥳🐾 Congratulations!!!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Way to go!!

[@sixstringedthing]

Fine work. Now step away from the computer or put down the mobile device and go outside for a while. ;)

[@orsygodri1155]

I would love to see a live taping of this show however I enjoy Seth with no audience better. The banter between Seth and his crew is priceless.

[@Feralsquirrel]

We'll have to set up hunting blinds.

[@spookylureyes8247]

I agree. I admit it took me a while to really appreciate his style...now, if he ever went to doing live audiences...I'm not sure I would like it anymore

[@matthewroy7464]

“Corrections is meant to be seen as a whole. Ideally, you have to watch all of them.” After watching a few episodes a couple months back, I came to this same conclusion and have been slowly working my way through them all. There is so much early Corrections lore to learn

[@kg4wwn]

Watching from the beginning to get the full experience, as you suggested.

[@candacen7779]

At 9:22, I love how loud the crew laughs when he says the Impressions Camp motto was written in Latin. They genuinely did not expect him to say that at all.

[@chosenArchitec]

Amber laughing in the background

[@flychickadee]

"Knit One, Pearl Two, Relax Three" 😂 This foul-mouthed 🦆knitter approves.

[@frigginjerk]

Dammit, your fucking approval needs a hell of a lot more cursing. ...Shitballs.

[@stevie4641]

These are the only KZbin videos that I actually read ALL the comments from my fellow jackals. We're hilarious! Best of luck with the Emmy. We don't want it...we NEED it.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Same!!

[@Triplemother]

Haaaa I’ve JUST thought the same thing. I wanna read them ALL ALWAYS

[@Triplemother]

And yesssss we NEED THAT EMMYYYYY

[@jennieg789]

Yes, We do!!!!

[@gribba9855]

I have always loved this show but it has only gotten better! This is the only late show that actually works really well without audience because of the crew, the crew is such a fun part of the show now, LOVE it! And corrections is SO MUCH FUN!!!

[@TheMJCMike]

All the Goonies refs had me in tears! Loved it!

[@pvthitch]

No man is an island, except, of course, the Isle of Mann.

[@andrewburnett4931]

Where is that?

[@pvthitch]

@@andrewburnett4931 Near the Isle of Lucy.

[@jrpipik]

@@andrewburnett4931 I think it's off the coast of Scotland between Britain and Ireland.

[@frigginjerk]

Who is this man, and why does he get his own island? (Sorry, I'm legally required to make this joke any time that island comes up in conversation.)

[@tchmilfan]

“Isle of Man” actually

[@invaderzimismyfav]

Still my favorite segment every week!

[@pmera]

I hope you don't forget us jackals when you go up to get your Emmy, Seth! We small-pawed, eagle-eyed jackals have SOME feelings too.

[@elphieofkiamoko]

With all due respect to Mr. Walken, Rudyard Kipling wrote about The Jungle Book's rabid jackal: Even the tiger runs when little Tabaqui goes mad. ;p

[@shaunamoller7977]

Watching Seth do Corrections is the highlight of my week! I am not sure what that says about my life. 🖤🖤🖤

[@robi6317]

it says you're smart

[@jeffhinzman7219]

The Buck Roger’s slight is SO obvious I feel we’ve been set up.

[@mikeshoreboy]

Me, too. Didn't even bother. Gave them all the Goonies info. And they gave me nothing...

[@scott3362]

Yep. Trolling us.

[@TRayTV]

I know I said it was Buck Rogers when I complained. Your speculation that this is just a setup for another correction rings true.

[@wkrijthe]

Well, to keep up the corrections, you have got to keep making mistakes. 😜

[@andrewn2067]

This!

[@nate9361]

I love that no conservative can even touch this show's attention to detail and facts.

[@VengefulAngeI]

They struggle with facts in general, never mind detail (or nuance for that matter) 😂

[@nate9361]

@@VengefulAngeI It's very dangerous. I treat them like I would a terrorist- with harsh words, even laughing at them. That is the only way I have figured that would shut them up!

[@RAD6150]

OMG!!! Twiki was Buck Roger's in the 25th Century, NOT Battlestar!

[@gilbertjtube]

And voiced by Mel Blanc.

[@paulmrjohnson]

And it was biddi-biddi-biddi

[@mattpaxton3528]

Ready for next week's corrections! :D

[@bitchenboutique6953]

THANK YOU. Twiki, one of many “oh really, that’s what you went with?” character names. (See also: Boxey, and Muffit the Daggit.)

[@qjitsu]

Lol and the bit is so long

[@BoogerDad]

I love these corrections. Please never stop bringing this around!

[@patlussenden4536]

Just chumming the waters for the jackals with that mixed 70’s sci-fi reference!! Emmy says, “ NAILED IT!!”

[@anro7137]

Chumming the waters! Just perfect and so very true! But, as Jackals, we are wary of the Lion….. and may not take the bait

[@leeschillinger4020]

Ok! I have heard the expression, “ They died laughing” and I thought that was always figurative. But I am now beginning to believe that it was a group of people who had just watched you, your writers, and your crew, finishing an episode of Corrections!!! You may wind up winning the Emmy, but you have lost every chance you might have had to returning to the studio audience format! This present format cannot be lost to humanity! You are all sentenced till the end of Time to performing as is to keep the rest of us sane!!

[@jamesfuller5462]

"Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy." Wasn't that from Buck Rodgers in the 23rd Century?? I don't think it was Battlestar Galactica.

[@JK_Clark]

It was "Biddy, biddy, biddy, biddy" from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. Mel Blanc did the voice for the majority of the 2 seasons but had to take 7/8 episodes off due to an illness, iirc.

[@heatherlowry754]

Nah it's Duck Dodgers of the 24 & 1/2 century

[@fanadiana]

@@heatherlowry754 "I'm so angry!"

[@bshaddo]

🎶Funky, funky…🎶

[@CybershamanX]

Buck Rogers DID use many sound effects from Battlestar Galactic, though. 😉

[@dedwardskbd]

Twiki (from Buck Rogers if you haven't realized that yet), was portrayed by four actors. While it's not uncommon for there to be a separate voice and body actor for on screen robots, Twiki had two voice actors and two body actors. Originally voiced by Warner Brothers legend Mel Blanc, he fell seriously ill at the start of the second season and was replaced for five episodes by Bob Elyea. The little person inside the Twiki suit was usually Felix Sella, but was played by Patty Maloney in three. Sella did play a Cylon robot (Lucifer) in ten episodes of Battle Star. Maloney also played Chewbacca's son Lumpy in the infamous Star Wars Holiday special.

[@martyblair7221]

You tell him!

[@CRA5YINTENT]

It's Buck Rogers in the 25th century and I always thought it was more of a 'beedy beedy beedy beedy ' sound. More impressions please! A reluctant jackal

[@danielgregory3295]

Awww..don't be shy!! Just jump in and tear off a chunk..😂😂

[@AnitaLife27]

It’s “beedy beedy beedy” and it was Buck Rogers. And as a knitter, I swear like a mofo!

[@Shiznaft1]

I was looking for this comment. LOL kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZamk5KXl8ycnZI&ab_channel=ChiefScheider

[@Tulpen23]

Correction: If you're going to mime holding a flute, learn which direction your hands should be turned (hint: act like you're holding a clarinet or sax or oboe, then flip up 90 deg. to the right.)

[@michellemariecampbell8153]

YOU are a jackal... genius. You are a jackal genius.

[@daniellem4804]

I tried last week. I think he prides himself on doing it wrong. A shame to flautists everywhere

[@joyfulgirl40018]

This is the kind of pedantic jackal correction I'm here for.

[@a.l.m3059]

Unless you're left-handed ;)

[@sixstringedthing]

Or a right-hander playing a left-handed flute. For some reason.

[@ashlachman5880]

Oh my god Seth is so hilariously cute holding up those cards at the end! Watching this segment is me living my best life during yet another severe lockdown (I live in Australia).

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

Feeling ya from over the ditch in Christchurch, whole country in lockdown just now too. Never needed a Corrections hit harder.

[@ashlachman5880]

@@fionaclaphamhoward5876 ugh yeah I'm so sorry about that. I live in Victoria and NSW gave us delta too. I hope you get out soon and in the meantime we can sharpen our jackal skills 🐾

[@mallardflopson]

Sydney based jackal here…. Many apologies from my city and my state. At least we have corrections to get us through.

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

@@ashlachman5880 hey, it's not your fault! It was bound to happen at some point. I hope we all get out of this soon but yes, in the meantime... *cracks jackal knuckles*

[@Yun-bw6zo]

Okay, so the Latin on that card is a hot mess. What you have says "Do Not Act with the Numbnesses of Warmth" (yes, plural "numbnesses"). And that's being generous; that Latin is really Google Translate levels of bad. What you're looking for is going to be something closer to the following. I'm giving multiple options because, as with any language, there's more than one way to skin a cat. 1: _nōlī imitārī segnitiam (illam)_ OR _nōlīte imitārī segnitiam (illam)_ - The latter option is plural. 2: _nē segnitiam (illam) imitātus sīs_ OR _nē segnitiam (illam) imitātī sītis_ - Again, the latter is plural. 3: _cavē segnitiam (illam) imitēris_ OR _cavēte segnitiam (illam) imitēmini_ - Same deal. Option #1 is the most common and most formal. Option #2 is more casual; not discourteous, but more peremptory. Option #3 is more of a "make sure you don't" feeling. The parenthetical _illam_ can be used to make it more clear that _segnitia_ in this case is Sloth, not sloth; it suggests a particular case (i.e., a person). It is, however, optional. I'm open to thoughts from other professional Latinists on the best way to translate this. There are, I'm sure, alternatives that would work equally well, and perhaps some improvements I hadn't thought of.

[@hayleyb467]

*dabs brow with back of hand, eyes widen*

[@cobrasys]

Right on, fellow jackal! The sentence on the card was definitely translated via Google 😅, given the use of _facere_ rather than _imitare_ -- i.e. _do_ Sloth rather than _imitate_ Sloth, which is the proper way of phrasing it in English, but not in Latin (or any Romance language that I know of, actually).

[@justineelamatha1524]

Scrolled here for this. Was not disappointed. JACKALS UNITE

[@ericminch]

Gracious mercy, there are "professional Latinists"? One can get paid for it? One can make a career of it? Oh, what a world!

[@AprylZA]

=0*

[@cannibalbananas]

Love that they had a coffee mug ready for the jackal joke 😂 & the way Seth dies hearing a marching band before the knitting needle gets him made me lol. 😂😂

[@bobbarker171]

I just had such a bad day. I really needed this. Thanks Seth

[@AprylZA]

This knitter ain't takin' the bait: PEARL is a very old, but still acceptable spelling. Yes, it is quite relaxing ;0)

[@AprylZA]

BTW, I approve of your calling out the single stitch "mistake" in the whole of the project. It's truly how we roll

[@Bouzsi]

It’s only acceptable to lazy knitters who didn’t check the spelling! Us OG knitters don’t accept it!

[@Bouzsi]

Yes, I’m just kidding. Please don’t excoriate me.

[@Bouzsi]

And I’m a crocheter- I could never quite get the hang of knitting 😞 although I have invented 1,677 new types of knots, so there’s that…

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

I thought for sure the needle addicts would be coming for him 😂

[@brandoncarr450]

Seth tricked me into looking up knitting lol. Thanks to the jackals I find myself learning more about pointless things. Thanks Seth

[@danielgregory3295]

Our buddy, buddy, buddy Seth should have the Emmy, Emmy, Emmy!! I so vote!😁🏆🏆🏆

[@zombiechicken7114]

So good!! 2 bonus cards!! Never stop this segment!! Thank you to all the team. Good luck on the emmy and see you soon!

[@lexslate2476]

For Corrections to have gone off of the rails, it would first have had to have been anywhere near the rails.

[@sethie_shots]

I thought he was talking about God “man upstairs” but it was just Lorne 😂

[@ginasmith9523]

lol

[@marccolten9801]

All I know about hanged and hung is from Blazing Saddles: "They said you was hung" "And they were right!"

[@DonniSkattered]

I know it from BBC's Sherlock: "You gotta help me, Mr. Holmes! They say I'll get hung for this!" "No, you certainly won't. 'Hanged', yes. "

[@kristin7121]

9 am on the morning of my birthday and you have me googling Latin translations. But hey, Corrections is the real present.

[@sixstringedthing]

Happy birthday! Stay safe, wash your hands, get vaccinated, we love you.

[@MsRollingstone11]

Hey it's my birthday, too. Party on 🐥

[@RankinMsP]

Brilliant ending. Easily my favourite of his. The connection with the audience, attention to detail and all round brilliance has been a delight but Tooning Out will be tough to beat.

[@kjamison5951]

I’m not sure Torporibus is a good translation for Sloth, Seth. It’s the Latin word for numbness. Besides, ‘sloth’ is from the Middle English word ‘slawthe’, from Old English ‘Slaewth’, meaning slow. Since the character in Goonies was considered ‘slow’ at the time, it stands to reason he was named Sloth for that reason.

[@tompreuss6939]

"Eagle Eyed Jackal" band name, I call it!!!

[@AhavaMath]

Make it plural if you have multiple members in your band. "Eagle Eyed Jackals"

[@tompreuss6939]

@@AhavaMath I like to think that being a jackal is about unity... bringing us together as one. United by the toxicity that is in all of us, not just Flint's water supply.

[@zepmarq]

"Corrections" with Seth doing his Vince Vaughn is a great way to start the weekend. 👍 "buddy, buddy, buddy..." 😂

[@larrybrown9150]

Brilliant! I love this show. Seth and crew are really finding their own path through this pandemic , "corrections" is the best .

[@luannhetrick-wood9764]

I just love your corrections. Not many people admit their mistakes even if they're not. I get upset when I can't listen to anything you put out there. I love you 😍

[@johncloois3301]

The cup with those animals in mind, scary. Love it.

[@jonjackson7772]

Twiki, is from Buck Rogers in the 25ft Century, not Battlestar Galactica.

[@Bouzsi]

25st?

[@b5627]

@@Bouzsi Yeah man, the twenty fifthst.

[@Taurusus]

He was probably thinking of Duck Dodgers.

[@b5627]

@@Taurusus he edited it, we're at twenty fifthft now.

[@MarcKloos]

25 feet

[@ODUBlue]

STOP TEASING ME WITH JACKAL MERCH 😭😭😭 “nolite facere teporis torporibus” must be written on the reverse 🤣

[@EMurph42]

Seth you’ve helped me through the last 18 months more then you’ll ever know. However, “Corrections” is so much fun I’ve made a playlist. As a young tween I’d watch the original “Comedy Channel” line-up where the only laughter Allen Havey had was his crew & ive always thought it the freaking best sound. It’s also just a little weird that my first comedy bit I wrote in high school was about Jimmy 2 Times. Love you! The end

[@whatsnew3793]

This is the only segment I love in Late night with Seth Meyers....hahaha super funny

[@jessamineprice5803]

Bless you Seth. It was a dumb week but now I’m healed.