CORRECTIONS Episode 36: Week of Monday, January 31

[@lucasfronza3079]

I just love how the LORE of corrections is thickening every week, this is a cinematic universe in its own right

[@Trevin_Taylor]

JCU

[@katiestevenson6232]

That I'll never see Cicada Cicada on stage is the tragedy of my lifetime.

[@Drewhink]

@@katiestevenson6232 sounds like the Jackals need to put it together!

[@Trevin_Taylor]

Everyone meet up at impressions camp.

[@hilaryalee]

I wonder what Seth and his jackals are doing in all the other universes?

[@mikemasse]

If this isn't peak Seth Meyers, I can't wait to see what the peak looks like. He's been on fire the past few months (as has his team). You are very appreciated, all of you.

[@dieterichja]

Crew*

[@edentosch1267]

i concur -- he really recovered from the audience showing up.

[@vforwombat9915]

was it seth meyers? i couldn't tell.

[@jonirnmomba4130]

Well…. Everyone but graphics.

[@BelgotLeons]

@@jonirnmomba4130 oh nooooooooooo 😯 xD

[@RandallChase1]

CORRECTION of Corrections: Sloths can not sweat (except the tip of the nose for two-fingered sloths). There could NOT be sweat coming down their temples like Seth said.

[@Lu_Woods]

This is the jackal content I crave.

[@OullieMcGoullie]

😂

[@krisfrederick5001]

Correction OF Correction of Corrections: The sloth was actually...crying through its nose.

[@annestewart5741]

I think he was baiting us Jackals, mi compadre. 😉 Gotcha! Ya fell for it. (Kidding with you! I commented about it, too, lol. Couldn't help myself! It was just too good not to, & I teased him about doing it for unneeded job security! 😉😁😂)

[@annestewart5741]

@@Lu_Woods 🤔 I think we should be capitalized at this point, don't you? 👏😄 *Jackals!

[@retrospectors6595]

Remember when Mulaney wore that trench coat and sunglasses and they laughed later saying it was the perfect about-to-go-to-rehab-outfit? I feel like Seth just showed us HIS outfit. 🤣🤣💜

[@sgarrett9446]

Brilliant! And right on. I am so worried about him, but can't stop frigging laughing!!

[@sonofgouken86]

Turned this on, got cooking, poured a margarita, turned around and Seth's in a ninja turtle mask. Feels like my ideal birthday party honestly.

[@kimfeddema6302]

As a person that studies wildlife trade and the impact of using animals for entertainment on wild animals it makes me so happy that you don't have live animals on the show. It really is the best outcome for both animal welfare and for species conservation :)

[@Lu_Woods]

Rusty the dog works for me ; ) #SlothMeyers #BackInMyDay

[@michaeltudyk8660]

It's not the best lol

[@dahawk8574]

But one day Seth will find an animal that WANTS to be on the show. Methinks it will be a turtle.

[@ashlachman5880]

I agree so much. Animals should never be exploited for our entertainment. So happy Seth doesn't use them on Late Night.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Minimum twice a month visits from every host to a zoo or sanctuary. No traumatic visits for the animals to a set, we might get to learn more about them, and if the hosts say something extra-dumb they should have to fight a bear. Deal?

[@brianamaral8836]

Michelangelo was actually the party turtle. Probably why they had to get rid of Confeto. There was too much partying and not enough crime fighting.

[@chezmoi42]

Sorry to do this to another jackal, but you'll understand; it's _Confetto._

[@MarieClaude]

Yeah wasn’t Rafael the grumpy one?

[@PabloSanchez-qu6ib]

They didn't get rid of Confetto. He fell into a wood shredder and was cut into tiny bits.

[@fangofsilver5537]

Haha, I should´ve read some comments before stating the same thing. Should be Michelangelo😉

[@matthewgeorge741]

@@chezmoi42 You beat me to saying this. Confetto is correct.

[@IMelkor42]

Correction: The queen didn't revoke Andrew's titles. It requires an act of parliament to do that (apparently). She simply stated that she doesn't wish him to use them anymore. The only thing preventing Andrew from continuing to use the titles is a fear that the queen will set the corgis on him.

[@LindaC616]

But in fairness, he's from the US, and if we hear that the news is saying that he "was stripped of his titles", that's not easy for us to understand

[@DizzMoll8312]

I really was curious because last I had heard (admittedly a couple years) the queen decided she wasn't going to get anymore corgis once her last round died because she didn't want to leave behind some when she passed away. I was happy to find that she still has two, plus a mix! Thanks so much for allowing me to update this bit of trivia this morning!

[@alisonhill3941]

She revoked his military titles, not his royal or peerage titles (which are the ones that take an Act of Parliament, such as the Titles Deprivation Act 1917 which authorised the stripping of titles from peers who fought on the other side in WWI). She has said she doesn't wish him to use the style HRH in public anymore, but hasn't technically stripped him of said style.

[@janey3407]

@@DizzMoll8312 tbh the two, plus a mix are the last remaining ones iirc. ie, she isn't going to get any more, these guys are the last ones left 😢

[@whispersmith]

Everyone knows that the Queens corgis are trained to attack the poor

[@briesullivan6149]

That ending! You deserve an Olympic Break after sticking that landing, Seth! I'm so glad corrections became a thing and you have continued to create such a beautiful, hilarious, weird little side community over here. Thank you for this piece of the week that really added a lot of joy and laughter to a pretty exhausting and rough year. ♥️

[@CyberBlastoise]

Not a correction but a fun fact, the reason the turtles wear masks is because of the turtle species they were based on, the Red-Eared Slider, has a red marking on its head that goes up to its eyes. The turtles all originally wore red masks but they stopped (I assume because Raph is on assault charges and they don't want to be mistaken for him, I dunno. I haven't read the comics)

[@isskull7272]

If I remember correctly, the coloured masks came about in the 1987 cartoon so it would be easier for kids to know who is who. The whole thing about that show was to sell as much merchandise as possible so it only made sense to make the characters look different… especially with bright colours. I always went for Raph because my favourite colour was red… was it manipulative? Yes. Did it work? Yes. Do I feel used? Yes. Will I continue to browse Ebay for old insanely expensive figures that I will regret buying later? Definitely.

[@MegMcCormack]

One of the best corrections of all time… the loop-backs- flawless. Just everything spot on. “Let’s all take this time to think about what we’re doing..” haha thank you Seth

[@krisfrederick5001]

I always knew Seth would be a Leonardo

[@gor4988]

Isn't it awsome that we all think differently I was going to say, they're struggling this week

[@elyssay3157]

@@krisfrederick5001 Seth is Leo because he's the team leader!

[@resileaf9501]

Seth going completely off the rails at the end was absolute gold.

[@sanseijedi]

NO! TWO WEEKS?! Corrections is the most joyfully random and yet existential event in my life. Wah.

[@rneumeye]

I love how Seth's voice for the Crew telling him to "put on the jacket" is a combination of "NY guy in the hallway eating a bagel" and a mob henchman running a pizza racket. 😅🥯🧔🏻🍕

[@lowkey2923]

In other words: Shoemaker

[@sigil8386]

@@lowkey2923 This made me LOL

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

With echoes of the graphics department ;)

[@evapreu3011]

It sounded a lot like graphics department to me ...

[@E2O10]

@@evapreu3011 Graphics is more lustful. Shoemaker is more matter-of-fact

[@C2C.]

Deep respect to Seth for having empathy for animals put on display in a strange studio! Warms this jackal's heart... 🥰 It's enough that I don't even care that there is no card again this week. And thanks for releasing Corrections before your Olympics hiatus. It'll be a cold couple of weeks... 😢

[@cleverusername9369]

Well said. I always love animal segments on late night shows (except Jack Hanna who very clearly had no idea what he was doing whatsoever) but I do always wish the audience would quiet down so as not to scare the animals any more than they already are

[@lillyanderson3623]

Is Seth going off air for a few weeks? 😥

[@akshelby33]

I really love his empathy for animals.

[@sunshine3914]

@@lillyanderson3623 I believe the Olympics are preempting him.

[@lillyanderson3623]

@@sunshine3914 Thank you. Wish it weren't true.

[@sadlystuckinreality]

Genuinely can't express how much I look forward to corrections each week. It's definitely my favorite bit of Seth's.

[@anro7137]

For all of us “first time watchers”! LOL! Lost it at the end, seriously couldn’t breath from laughing! Ahhh ya love us Seth! We don’t nit pick! We highly encourage perfection, and you are so very close to it. Two weeks off? Ouch!

[@gllyflower]

I’m usually more bemused by these, but I really laughed hard several times as this no f***s given installment of corrections!

[@somefreshbread]

Seth trolling us with renumeration instead of remuneration is classic.

[@Papa-Kilo75]

Was he really trolling us though? That seemed like a genuine error, and he’s not that good an actor (haha).

[@andarwarje8127]

@@Papa-Kilo75 I can't tell 😂

[@judylewis8253]

I couldn’t tell if he was trolling us. I just came to the comments to see what people thought

[@somdutta164]

He is like the serial killer…leaving crumbs for us to find - says “renumeration” TWICE to get our attention.

[@christinegarrett7257]

I was waiting for him to say refenestration to see if we'd notice.

[@JTIngram]

Seth could have avoided that awkward animal interaction if he had been sent to impression camp during his SNL days. He would have known that "You don't do Sloth!"

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

Very nice👏👏👏

[@sigil8386]

👏👏👏👏

[@Slayqueenatron]

Outstanding!

[@pippaandelsie5550]

I was really thinking he was going to say that during the bit.

[@lvga23]

I see what you did there!!! Bravo!

[@deeraz]

There are many great things about corrections, but I think at the end of the day the thing that makes it special is that really there's just nothing else like that on youtube. It's such a unique mix of personal conversation, silliness, audience engagement, hilarity and most of all, chaotic energy, and I'm 200% here for it! :D

[@andybaldman]

Amazing what can be done when people are genuine.

[@alumpyhorse]

👏🐾

[@jackteed1388]

As he mentioned during his piece with Dave, he learned that those that watched him, watch consistently, and corrections is the peak of his lean into that, which I think is a great move. He's created a cult following for a late night show, which just hasn't been accomplished before now.

[@alumpyhorse]

@@jackteed1388 well put!

[@turdfurgeson1643]

@@andybaldman it feels real, because it is. And it is glorious, or a disgusting device of vanity. Either way it feels pretty awesome.

[@oppositeofh8]

watching letterman the other night, talking about how the viewers tuned in regularly & there were running gags for them in his show, was enlightening. seth seemed to realize the power of that fan loyalty once he started "corrections". i think that's the appeal of this segment, it's in the true letterman spirit of late night tv.

[@xzonia1]

Ageed. Seth can see how much we love him with our good-natured teasing of his mistakes (intentional or otherwise), and he plays right back with us. I look forward to this segment every week he does it. :)

[@S.Pociecha]

As requested I'm giving serious thought to what I'm doing here. I have the impression that I was invited to collaborate with the talented and adorable Seth Meyers on a segment that would someday win an Emmy. I was sure it was all affectionate fun among Seth, his people and we jackals, and that no one comes away with any rancour, regret or pain. I sure hope I'm not wrong.

[@nicholasleemarks]

Seth to Letterman: Your mother did very poorly in the olympics Seth to Jackals: I'm out for two weeks, so I guess you'll have to nitpick olympians, you heartless monsters

[@davidspies985]

There should be a 2-hr version for the anniversary of this segment. Best part of Late NIght. Keep up the great work Seth, or whoever was on screen with that mask.

[@mistAreads]

Oh my god what a great idea I would take a Saturday and just watch the whole thing

[@christinegarrett7257]

He was going to do a special one at Christmas but didn't have the time because he thought it up too late. He did say he would do a two hour special on the anniversary. We will not let him forget!

[@cheecheetara]

Yeah who WAS that guy?? Seth was there, then boom gone, some random person (was it even a person though? Could it have been a turtle or a sloth??) was just there. Completely threw me off!! If you find out lmk!

[@susanj.5693]

Seth, next time someone asks you why you don't have animals, reply "I do, it's called 'Corrections'!" Plenty of jackals for everyone!

[@JohnHudert1]

I regret that I have but one like to give this post.

[@sigil8386]

@@JohnHudert1 I'll give you mine!

[@a.kenneth3521]

And mine!

[@TheBlarggle]

Can't have mine. Jackal spite.

[@sigil8386]

@@TheBlarggle 😄Can't argue with true jackalness

[@evilmonkeyboy87]

Correction!: it is "remuneration", meaning pay for services rendered, not "renumeration", which, if it was a real word, would mean something like renumbering.

[@janethalken8269]

I'm the 20th person to notice that also! (Why are corrections on one day early this week?)

[@siddharthbhavnani7765]

Hi fellow jackal!

[@jesselandman276]

Renumerate is to count something again. Something Jackals do

[@commaJim]

@@janethalken8269 because of the Olympics schedule

[@smartperson1]

Maybe he did it on purpose… he lampshaded it pretty hard.

[@sarahr4639]

The amount of joy this segment provides me with has quite honestly, been unparalleled in the last two years. I think Seth gets joy out of it too. I'd write more but I have to go buy my jackal merch now

[@sethie_shots]

Just when ya think you _can’t_ love Seth more, he pulls this banger of a corrections out. In his prime for sure

[@kristinnelson-patel442]

Totally trolling the jackals with “renumeration” 🤣

[@laras678]

You did it in a humorous way, Seth, but thank you for your compassion for the animals that are no doubt fearful and upset to be put in such a situation. I so agree that animal segments are not needed, and are needlessly cruel.

[@xzonia1]

also agree

[@tofumagazine]

Also in agreement!

[@francobenevento7598]

Corrections is my favorite bit from Seth. It's always a joy.

[@that1monk]

CORRECTION: prince andrew can say "his royal highness", like when he refers to his brother. it's just that others cannot refer to him as "his royal highness" any more. jeesh, there are more corrections in corrections than in the show itself. come on now, seth. it's not all the graphics guys.

[@xdgtldvntx]

Just absolute perfection, good sirs and gentle ladies. Best part of the week. Thank you for feeding the trolls.

[@anro7137]

No, no, no…. Correction! We are Jackals. Sometimes very well fed Jackals too.

[@MyKutie]

You had my nearly *wheezing* by the end of that, and then you went "Byeeeeee" and I just about died! I love your off-script shenaniganry so much its painful! 🤣🤣🤣

[@apj341]

Kitty kat

[@suecastillo4056]

Shenaniganry… great word!!!😂😂😂😂‼️

[@TomSwiftAustinActor]

@@suecastillo4056 And "shenaniganry" constitutes "shenanigantics" with primary emphasis on "gan" [this reply is putting my auto-correct into paroxysms] -- and secondary emphasis on "nan", ergo: shuh-Nan-uh-GAN-tics. Sue, you and Kitty kat are my kind of people.

[@S.Pociecha]

@@apj341 , that nastiness was blamed on Scollins. I am sorry we all had to hear Seth read it.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Absolutely no shade to Pizza Hut. When me and my husband were completely flat ass broke and had no food, we reached out to both Pizza Hut and Domino's over Twitter. Pizza Hut responded right away, and hooked us up with a free pizza. Domino's did not respond at all.

[@bbferreira78]

That's such a nice story

[@elyssay3157]

Wow.

[@TroubleToby3040]

I have absolutely nothing against you doing it, but... How in the world did it occur to you to contact fast food places to give you free food when you were broke? I just can't figure out the line of thinking that got you there.🤷‍♂️ One thing though. I don't think it's appropriate to call out Domino's like that. It's nice what Pizza Hutt did but surely you know Domino's wasn't doing anything wrong by NOT giving some random strangers free food? Anyway, I'm glad you got through those tough times.👍👍👍

[@pizzahut]

We got you. ❤

[@thesoupin8or673]

@@pizzahut Wow, it's true. No one does out-pizza the Hut

[@Copperyfoxx]

Seth you talking about having a moment with the sloth is honestly touching. I friggin’ love you.

[@gloriousexceptionalism2346]

Serious Kristen Bell-Dax Shep vibes

[@alumpyhorse]

yep same

[@scrubjay93]

100% agree 🥰

[@elizabethkenney3074]

My favorite part of these is hearing the crew laugh

[@amyd6518]

I just can't articulate how much I appreciate corrections. It has stolen my heart, honestly.

[@jefferybushnik3057]

I love how it feels like Seth has locked the door at the end of the week and now it's time for everyone to listen to the emperor fiddle. 🤣

[@christineherrmann205]

I love that your crew trolls you. I love that we can hear them laughing. Just a joy that you guys have this time together. "Very risky to use a new word in the middle of _Corrections"_ made me laugh the hardest I think I ever have during this segment. Cause it's true.

[@TomSwiftAustinActor]

Even when he tried to say "remuneration," it still came out "renumeration!" He only got it right once! I lol really because he screwed up so beautifully during "Corrections," of all times.

[@scmac5155]

“Risky to use a new word” and that’s really not the word you want to try!

[@judylevitt4555]

And none of "the crew" present seemed to know the right word either. Or maybe they didn't think it would be cool to correct him. But he did turn to them and specifically asked if it was right. I can't wait to hear Seth discuss this next corrections.

[@peachesandpoets]

I love whatever fucking crisis you're going through, Seth. Love to all jackals, see you on the other side of the break x

[@steelman86]

Language, LANGUAGE,!!!!

[@jessicabisceglio1165]

Maybe it’s the new baby? Everyone says the jump from 2 to 3 kids is crazy.

[@alumpyhorse]

xx🐾

[@mFFX-1206]

Agreed. The manic energy of this Corrections was just fantastic.

[@ashleyrichardson4305]

I LOVE the guy who is laughing so loud. What a team player.

[@cev12]

awww, nice sentiment and subsequent action toward having wildlife on the show

[@DjaAkh]

Thanks for remembering Confetto, the ninja turtle. We still mourn his early end... being cut to shreds by the Shredder.

[@chezmoi42]

"...and that is how confetti was invented, children."

[@thebritons]

wait wait wait I thought shredder MADE Confetto? using the remains of that other character, you know the one. made of wood or something?

[@Slayqueenatron]

@@thebritons made of wood? I think you mean Master Splinter.

[@uncutjarhead]

Bank robbers often pass notes to the teller asking for money. You make less of a scene, making your initial escape more easy, but you only get one teller’s worth of money. Not as personalized as a serial killers note though.

[@benzaiten933]

well the bank robbers can always just prepare a note and then once in the bank see which teller is present and then add their name to said note. shows the extra care and consideration for their crimes.

[@jbtpa895]

You seem to have done some research here. FBI can check your GOOGLE searches.

[@Fernandaohashi]

Reminded me of that show on Netflix: anxious people, the bank robber also wrote a note.

[@gllyflower]

Way to jackal dude! Much respect.

[@annadownya]

Seth needs to wear that mask for an entire show and just not talk about it. That jacket too!! Costuming for this show kills it. Whatever Y'all are paying them it isn't enough.

[@larrymosher5045]

I was hoping they would show Wally,wearing that mask.

[@Titanticore]

My favorite part was when Leonardo guest hosted Corrections for 3 seconds.

[@mateusshoeman2092]

Seth is a great humanitarian, his concern for sloths and crews and fashion and the MLB and Wally... What a great man.

[@pyroxblaze]

And now I’ve got the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song stuck in my head. Except it goes “Corrections in a half shell...jackal power!” Also Michelangelo is the party dude (party!)

[@wrongwayconway]

Absolutely love Corrections. Seth and 'the crew' laughing at their own jokes. Cracks me up every time! It'll be a l o n g 2 weeks without this show

[@turdfurgeson1643]

I'm afraid too.

[@S.Pociecha]

I'm puzzled. Back around Emmy Nomination time, it was stated that Corrections are planned but not scripted, and that they were Seth's own work. His solo chops. And I treasured that aspect of them. Has that now changed? Are other writers contributing to these episodes?

[@lauratas9609]

SO agree!

[@kyrie9610]

@@S.Pociecha just a genuine thought here, if his writers were doing these not him, and it's the first time he's seeing them, i just feel like theres no way he could stay so composed and not break at some point, but also be so proud of the segment? i was wondering the same thing, but he rlly seems proud of these jokes and tells them like he knows them, but he's also said that they don't rehearse

[@LadyAneh]

Seth’s crew making him wear the Pizza Hut jacket like your mom made you wear the ugly gift sweater from grandma every time she came over. 😅

[@chezmoi42]

* memory pops into head * "The forest green or the burgundy, Mom?" Yeah, instantaneous, and I'll be 80 this year. Some scars never heal.

[@alexkasacous]

Pizza hatz?

[@StephanieAly]

@@chezmoi42 omg, I have a “forest green or burgundy?” memory too that’s seared into my mind 💀

[@pizzahut]

Hey now...

[@StephanieAly]

Pizza Hut ALSO wants to see Day Drinking with Hilary Duff, I see

[@lauratas9609]

Seth got me through the pandemic, and still is. He is brilliant, charming, humble and empathic. I love him.

[@Dermatillomaniac]

Love that these segments show Seth's comedic range. So talented!!

[@Bluegreenfinance]

One of the best corrections yet! Thank you mysterious pizza man

[@dzd2371]

I think it might of still been Seth according to name on the jacket, unless that was just a ruse. 🤣

[@MrsMelissa88]

This is my first public comment ever-- long time fan of the show and especially this segment. I'm vegan and your recognition of animal suffering and rights is so touching. You are a gem of a person and late night host and we must protect you at all costs!

[@StephanieAly]

As a long-time vegetarian transitioning to veganism, I was so happy to hear his explanation! The other day while looking for a Groundhog Day clip I ended up watching a bunch of his old animal clips. You can tell he was uncomfortable with how the animals were reacting to being on display in front of a crowd. It makes me really happy he made that decision. Thank you, Seth!

[@howtomeetwomen-]

I'm so happy about the sloth story. Go Seth.

[@claddagh1826]

for real!! who knew seth cared about animals?!

[@yippeekaiyaymofo]

I’m glad Seth doesn’t have an animal person, and his reason for it is perfect. Also, Seth should do a shout out to get free stuff on every corrections.

[@tylerlewis6813]

Still hasn't gotten him the Ben & Jerry's ice cream...

[@gllyflower]

I’m sort of interested to see where it could go…

[@jamessandlin9941]

I love corrections. It’s the most fascinating glimpse into a troubled soul that desperately needs help but refuses to acknowledge it does.

[@stefanhoimes]

I've been saying that for months. A slow descent into madness that spawned into something so unique.

[@DallasHarty]

Seth Myers (Sloth Whisperer), Thank you for making the right call. You don't have to have animals on the show, especially when odds are they won't get your jokes, nobody should be forced to be there in discomfort. Great Corrections.

[@S.Pociecha]

Cross-Jackal Correction: The Sloth Whisperer's name is *Meyers*. We _do_ care! 💐

[@huangjun_art]

The reason the Turtles wear masks is not to hide their identity. It is called a 'Hachimaki' a traditional Japanese headband with eyeholes. Just like Martial Arts and the Japanese language, it's one of the many things Master Splinter learned from his master Hamato Yoshi, and he passes his teachings on to his sons.

[@elyssay3157]

Why didn't I remember that? Was it in one of the movies or a cartoon?

[@joshm6720]

So it IS a type of headband! in the comics (they were black and white comics as I recall.. at least the early ones) they were also not color coded. later for tv etc I think they added the colors so it was easier to tell who was who.

[@alexandrac6177]

Also the 5th turtle in reality was Venus, but in the current timeline it’s Jennika

[@phonescreenfiend]

I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to the corrections every week. Seth got the pizza hut catchphrase, and now some sponsor swag 😎 it's very funny when he makes jokes about himself and the crew for their actions behind the scenes

[@peacefanz]

pizza hatz

[@jaredreid2661]

he's def selling out for the hutz... er hatz

[@j-jcote2675]

I've been told that Germans are puzzled by Pizza Hut (which they have, under that name), because in German it means Pizza Hat, and when you look at that logo...

[@CalamityCannon]

I have had so many fulfilling (and charming, to me) interactions with all you jackals on other video comment threads. I'm not even a jackal (I tell myself) but I have all the key traits and love it

[@mainemade73]

Bye-ee!! Omg I'm dying. So much. So funny. No one out Jackals the Seth🤣😂🤣

[@queenwyntir]

I love how consistently off the rails this is. I would love to attend, but I know this is done without an audience present. Still....would be so much fun.

[@katolenick6995]

Love corrections and love the awareness for the fact that animals don't want to be there -- it's such a stressful experience for them -- but appreciate the empathetic and still hilarious explanation. Favorite.

[@gllyflower]

Ya I kind of can’t stomach zoos anymore. I know some of it serves an educational and research purpose, but honestly it just makes me uncomfortable.

[@octavulg]

Might have been a nice thing to try during the no-audience shows, oddly. There's definitely some animals who'd find it neat as long as there wasn't a screaming crowd.

[@TravisChalmers]

"I assume everybody who watches Corrections are first timers." 😂😂😂😄😄

[@RankinMsP]

I came for this.

[@Miapetdragon69]

That's funny because we already have a walking talking turtle, Mitch McConnell 🤣

[@sherinameless1618]

And at night, Mitch dons a mask and commits crimes, like shoplifting Preparation H, or failing to use his turn signal while driving. He is a really lame villain.

[@Fijli7422]

Hahahahahaha! You guys got me dying! 😂

[@zaaz1471]

_turdle_

[@elyssay3157]

I like turtles. Whenever people call McConnell a turtle, it makes me sad. Though turdle could work!

[@Miapetdragon69]

@@elyssay3157 yes,yes, it sure can... 🐢

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

theres one guy who just loves this segment, and his laugh makes it so much funnier

[@anthonylegg6055]

Never fails. Every corrections is the best one

[@burritojim]

Seth wearing the Pink Ladies' Pizza Hatz jacket and the blue mask makes him look like the long lost cousin of The Riddler from the 60s TV Batman show.

[@Lu_Woods]

Add some tights and he could be Robin

[@katietoole8345]

"I guess they have all the forms." The throw away lines are the best lines.

[@peggyking9543]

I've been wondering who took over for the Pueblo, Colorado 81009 forms guys - who knew it was MLB??

[@marceytidwell8251]

@@peggyking9543 going back through old videos whilst awaiting the resolution of the writers' strike and appreciating the woefully underappreciated comments. Winner. Kids these days have no idea there was a place you could just write for a pamphlet on any subject and OMG IT'S STILL THERE! pueblo.gpo.gov/Publications/PuebloPubs.php

[@mitze888]

Omigosh!! You're killing me! So, so hilarious and the laughter of "The Crew" just adds to the joy of watching Corrections.

[@maryannworld]

The two week hiatus feels like eternity!

[@MusicMeritage]

His jackal traps are so tempting. He just leaves them right there in the open, and there are so many I've lost count. I should go back and count them again.

[@orewaemiliagasukida2262]

Man that mask was really good at masking his identity. Definitely would have got me if not for the Seth on his jacket

[@jaredreid2661]

that was the masked pizza hatz vigilante known as Seth( in script font) not to be confused with our normal Seth Meyers in comic sans.

[@sigil8386]

With the mask on I couldn't tell if it was Fallon, Colbert or Seth!

[@katehuffman409]

With the mask on, he suddenly looked like an ex of mine! I guess what I'm saying is, that mask really can be a good disguise... Also, good luck with Emilia. Ganbatte!

[@pascalroggen8364]

@@sigil8386 I thought it was jim carrey in kickass 2 ;P

[@katjau_]

I'm glad you feel this way about animal segments. I love animal segments, they're very entertaining, but the audience always screams so much the poor animals get so stressed :(

[@seattlekarim964]

Just so exciting to learn how The Crew got their name.

[@kyrie9610]

i'm new to corrections and this particular week has the start to so many jokes that are still going in late march... i...think i love it here

[@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively]

Here for my medicine. Bless Dr. Seth, Staff and especially Jackals. 💙

[@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556]

While Corrections is obviously planned, I suspect it’s unrehearsed, and when Seth just takes …his …sweet …time with the jokes, it’s magic. Loneliness curing magic!

[@annestewart5741]

He's SO intelligent & such a quick wit with the ad libs! You can tell the mask for Prince Andrew was an impromptu ad lib. Love it & love him! He obviously really, truly cares: "Stay safe. Wash your hands./Get vaccinated. We love you."

[@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556]

Totally, It reminded me of a little kid, thinking “yeah, this mask’ll help!” Ha ha! So funny.

[@StephanieAly]

He’s said in interviews that he preps but doesn’t read off a script/cue cards or have the crew involved in planning it so their reactions are genuine. I love when you can hear the surprise in their laughs!

[@scrubjay93]

If I hear Amber cracking up, I laugh even harder, if that is possible. When you live alone, there is a shortage of laughter, although pets are often a good source 🥰 With Corrections, it's like laugh therapy catharsis. 😂

[@S.Pociecha]

@@StephanieAly, thanks & praises for mentioning that - seeing Seth's solo chops is one of my favourite aspects of Corrections. I hope it's still true and that it stays true.

[@chazblank2717]

The “first” fifth Ninja Turtle was named Venus de Milo, from a super obscure short-lived live-action tv show. There’s since been a “real” fifth Ninja Turtle introduced in the comics name Jennika… but she was a human who mutated into a turtle after a Hail Mary blood transfusion, rather than a turtle that mutated hands, sentience and vocal cords from exposure to “mysterious radioactive ooze” 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@fragamar]

Thank you. I'm glad someone brought this up. Also, very appropriate last name

[@Dark3y3]

I was looking through the comments to see if anyone else brought up this fact. Was not disappointed. Other than in Seth for ignoring the female ninja turtle.

[@Dragoonv]

Scrolled the comments because I knew this would be here

[@chazblank2717]

I suppose if you really wanna get in the weeds… as I found out, Venus de Milo was actually taught Chinese martial arts, meaning she’s not technically a ninja. Apparently this was a part of the reason it was such a short lived show. Jennika on the other hand was at least trained by the Foot clan before her blood transfusion. So she’s definitely the clear lead in terms of fulfilling all the criteria for being the “Fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.” Especially when compared against any of the honorary “Turtles” like Casey.

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

OMG, Seth! 💗 You almost made me cry! Your story about the sloth and the reason you don't have animals on anymore...I applaud you. I understand your empathy, I share it, and I applaud you.💖

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

Minute 15:53 - "So, you're gonna have to find someone else to nitpick..." Seth, darling, you know there's no one else but you... Love, One of the Jackals 💖

[@anro7137]

That is true, no one else has such a good read for comments. They are part of what makes his shows so much fun!

[@danielleyandt4065]

it has been so long since i laughed until i cried. absolutely losing it over those last 2 minutes

[@johnchiu]

I LIVE FOR THIS!!

[@cc1k435]

The crew was so right about the jacket. You should definitely have it on. 😆

[@PrincessMihai]

Freaking love corrections. It's so off the cuff and natural. I could watch an hour long show like this.

[@amandag1329]

I was cackling and wheezing by the end of this one. Well done, Seth and Crew.

[@lisaloki5337]

Not a first timer....i love your corrections. Always hilarious

[@gauri3937]

This was so chaotic. Loved every second of it!

[@RyanPurcell]

I was going to mention the TMNT Raphael was more likely to be anti-masker when I heard it last week. He was rebellious, angry, and liked going in public on his own... and then I remembered I'm 40 years old. Glad other jackals took that argument on for me!

[@elyssay3157]

40 is about the right age to have watched the original Ninja Turtles cartoon and those live-action movies. Not that I would know... (Secret of the Ooze was my favorite movie.)

[@shazc9870]

Given that the Turtles' favourite food was pizza, I think you have something here. My son has a TMNT truck with a pile of pizzas in it that you can shoot from the truck. It is the best thing ever. Pizza Hatz should deliver pizzas with all delivery guys dressed as Turtles. If you're having a party, you could specifically request Confetto who will also shower you with coloured paper and glitter! If you're having issues with your metallic objects, you could request Magneto - sorry, wrong franchise! 🤪 Enjoy your break, Seth!

[@chrisprou9216]

dude!! million dollhair idea.

[@psyndor1243]

Love the implication that Jackals have no object permanence since you "disappear" once you have doned the mask.

[@isabelgason563]

I’m Australian and I love how fun these feel to watch. 🥳

[@Lu_Woods]

Correction: It's only Thursday (checks watch)

[@jakeherter]

It's barely Thursday

[@ashlachman5880]

I have spent the whole day thinking it was Friday. Seeing corrections tonight did not help.

[@santiagocampillo-lundbeck1338]

About your sloth anecdote: Sloths can't sweat. So maybe your animal guy really didn't bring a sloth and instead had a little person in a sloth costume who didn't wanna be in your show.

[@aaronhoney2217]

Prince Sloths also have their royal titles rescinded, or is that revoked, and are now just called Sloths.

[@CarrieMK]

Love how you can just hear Wally laughing in the background!

[@lynnstlaurent6789]

It would have been a chef's kiss to see Wally wearing a mask in a different colour.

[@scrubjay93]

Seth yer killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I loved your take on having animals on the show--respect. Brought a tear. 🤗💚🦝🦊🐱🐮🐻🐼

[@glockasauruswrex6362]

"I had seen that look...on so many of my guests.. " had me rolling! Poor Sloth 🦥 I can just imagine how frightening that would be...hope Seth covers his therapy.

[@sweetpea3153]

As a first timer watching Corrections thanks for the clarification, Seth. The word Confetto is common knowledge because of a Big Bang episode. Just FYI.

[@SamSmithsamek15]

Round of applause for that one guy REALLY enjoying himself. ^_^

[@S.Pociecha]

That would be Wally, I believe. Rounds of applause for him always!

[@notoriouslybratty]

Lol, I was worried Seth might wear a suit for Corrections because it might change the vibe… but then they went flaming red Pizza Hut jacket. 🤣

[@Stofferjib]

Honestly, I feel like Seth's raw charisma is something to aspire to.

[@michaeltudyk8660]

Calm down

[@LarryDavid47]

aspiring to someone else's inborn traits is never a good idea. You can't learn raw charisma

[@michaeltudyk8660]

Guys stop trying to make raw charisma happen.

[@jaimereyes3801]

this segment sparks joy

[@sageelder15]

I like how the Pizza Hatz connects to NBC late night with Seth Meyers.