CORRECTIONS Episode 37: Week of Monday, February 21

[@Glenbard4]

Why the hell would people post comments about not liking corrections? It doesn’t happen as part of the regular show…. it’s on the internet… they could just watch something else…. So weird. Seth keep doing this please. So many of us look forward to these every Friday. It makes the week a little better.

[@nickchristensen6376]

I just can't actually believe that there are people who don't love this.

[@Meggs23]

Had to have some actual comments of nastiness in there I guess. We've created such a Jackal sanctuary here ... it's like a little subuniverse of KZbin where everyone gets the joke. Some folks had to be left out. Not EVERYONE can be a real Jackal.

[@rodneygilbertson2231]

Well said!

[@nerfherder4284]

Agreed. Extra Seth for free! It's not like it's being beamed into people's heads or anything 😂.

[@kit2770]

Hear hear

[@Windrunner007]

I think what makes Corrections (and also the quarantine episodes) really shine is that Seth plays silence and even awkward silence REALLY well. Colbert and Noah had a really hard time with finding their grooves when there wasn’t an audience laughing back, but Seth manages to make silence funny and self-deprecating in a personable way. It’s funny when people laugh. It’s funny when people DON’T laugh. He’s just a really good comedian in a wide array of situations.

[@anro7137]

Seth’s my Captain Jack!

[@sid85453]

Letterman was able to do that too- so brilliant

[@mismissy]

I agree except I liked Trevor Noah a lot more when he was alone. I watched every episode. It's less interesting to me now. Colbert was my favorite until Quarantine. Now it is definitely Seth

[@TORULEZ10]

@@mismissy It's almost like Trevor's BTS Web series is almost a serious take precursor to Corrections.

[@MrDeelightful]

The dude has serious charisma, and his dadjoking is horribly amusing

[@courtenaybadran1623]

Forget about the critics Seth! Corrections is the best! It is the perfect remedy to all the serious news that is flooding my timeline. I just want to laugh at silly inside jokes for 15 minutes a week. Is that too much to ask?

[@brianmcmanus4690]

Nope.

[@Peachtreedishes]

Same here. I need it! 👊❤️🇨🇦

[@kpetiford]

Yessss!!!

[@Meggs23]

Especially this week ... definitely needed our Seth back.

[@radicalross7700]

We certainly did! Otherwise, I might have thought Confetto was a Marvel mutant supervillain who controls shredded paper.

[@dafuh9679]

A true jackal loves Corrections! No matter how long they get, they are never boring. (Also, emergency dept worker here and we use ER and ED with roughly equal frequency.)

[@jordancunningham4962]

Yeah, tough to get in the mood when cleaning up bio-hazards.

[@Meggs23]

Gen X here as well! Happy to hear Seth go on and on.

[@Meggs23]

❗❗❗SETH, fellow Jackal below pointed out Chuck Lorre, co creator of Big Bang Theory is ALSO the guy who wrote the theme song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!! Okay, I think the universe is imploding on this correction kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHzGn2uYoN-FaK8 ❗❗

[@ritab5153]

thank you for your work

[@skate4463]

ED always confuses me because "Eating Disorders". Which can also land people in hospital, so context doesn't always help.

[@molliewatts6445]

I'm so delighted and thankful that Seth takes his own time (and the time of his crew) to do this bit each week because we, the online KZbin fans, love it so much. So THANK YOU Seth!

[@kennethherbert267]

Hear! Hear! I second that! Thankyouverymuch!

[@elisabethbeutler4066]

The best thing about Seth is how funny he finds himself. And the fact that he’s right.😁 He seems to be getting a real kick out of himself on the show lately and I love hearing the giggles that he can’t suppress. Seth, I hope you’re not offended that I’m calling your laugh a giggle- but it really is. It’s cute and we’re here for it. 😘

[@mainemade73]

Omg I said the same thing to my son last night. His giggle is contagious 👍🏽

[@S.Pociecha]

Seth's is more of a semi-giggle morphing occasionally into a shout of joy.

[@johnsmith8981]

Seth is a true entertainer. I bet you those laughs are because he's seeing his audience smile and laugh at his jokes off screen.

[@rgwak]

I love when he knows the joke is bad, says it anyways, and then takes that moment to remind his writers that it was a bad joke. 😝

[@ubroberts5541]

@@mainemade73 happy happy joy joy.🤮

[@tree2me]

Yes! I've missed "CORRECTIONS" so very much.

[@darinz7182]

One of my favorite segments around. :)

[@xenidus]

Honestly, this is one of the best things on the internet... the genius and heart behind each episode, and the intimacy of it being Seth just trying to make his staff laugh? It's priceless.

[@mabuloo]

I fell asleep watching corrections at three in the morning, and I dreamed your graphics department kept handing me packages of paint brushes, felt tip markers, and ink pens. I began sorting them by style, size and color; but the team made fun of me for thinking they needed their art supplies organized. It made me feel bullied, and that's the last time I'm going to intern for them.

[@Meggs23]

I love this artistic Jackal fever dream.

[@sigil8386]

I love the jackalness of immediately sorting the markers and pens.

[@kayapapaya]

Ohh beautiful beautiful art supplies! I love this comment. I totally get and empathize with wanting to handle, view, and sort each one, but then turning it into a stress dream instead.

[@franciet99]

I would much rather have your dream than the sex dream I had. So jealous!

[@mabuloo]

@@franciet99 I'm not so sure mine was better. Did your sex dream include Seth's graphics department?

[@TheUsername777777]

"Not my blood not my problem." My new motto, thank you Seth.

[@shannonfoster5806]

Go with god, becky…😂

[@bea4156]

Corrections is back!! Jackal paws applause!! 🐾 👏🐾👏

[@Meggs23]

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

[@StephanieAly]

Hi Seth, thank you for making me genuinely, joyously laugh when I was deep in a 3-week anxiety spiral to a very dark place. This was the spark I needed to begin to pull myself out of it. Please continue doing exactly the comedy YOU love. I say that a bit selfishly, because your sense of humor seems perfectly suited to my own - but also because you deserve it. I've been a LNSM fan from the beginning, and this iteration of the show has made it the most comfortable, genuine, inclusive place in late night without sacrificing any of the sharpness, sarcasm and incisiveness that give it its edge - and you don’t run from quirkiness and silliness, because you know that can all be complimentary. I’m grateful for you and all of Late Night, and for this community. And as a Manhattanite and former NBC-er (affiliate) who still feels like it’s my home network, I love and appreciate how deeply rooted in New York this show still is and how deeply rooted in NBC history it is, especially SNL, of course. I’m so excited to see where things go from here. Oh and as a millennial, people can keep boomer accusations out of their mouths around Corrections. You can tell LNSM isn’t boomer energy because you can’t feel your soul fighting to escape your body as you watch it

[@alumpyhorse]

beautifully put, fellow jackal. hope things keep looking up for you 🐾

[@AishaIsFabulous-x-]

Stay strong. Sending you lots of Love and positivity 💜 -x-

[@sigil8386]

I've been in a similar situation and it gets better. Hang in there!

[@Bill_Garthright]

_You can tell LNSM isn’t boomer energy_ Correction: We boomers don't have any energy. :) But we're all wishing you the best!

[@StephanieAly]

@@Bill_Garthright lmfao. Thank you 🙏🏼

[@Lu_Woods]

I hope Seth enjoys Corrections as much as we do. It's so good.

[@LindaC616]

4:45 he gets us

[@Lu_Woods]

...and Happy Octoversary !

[@lanafelix8649]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mecahunter7092]

If someone doesn't like to watch corrections, then DON'T freaking watch! How simple is that? I love ALL your segments Seth. You make this world much more enjoyable. 😊❤

[@heatherm2140]

I read this comment in a "Mikey da Shoe" voice.😆 (well, the first two sentences anyway....)

[@paulkim6631]

Complaining about something that you choose to watch is a very jackal thing to do, tbh

[@TacoManSlays]

They think if they don't like something then it shouldn't exist.

[@spencersmith3482]

Corrections is my favorite thing you do, Seth. The solemnity, the dead air with splashes of dry humor. Don't change a thing about it because some jackals tell you to.

[@MS-ss1dv]

They are not real jackals! 🤣

[@corvidsRcool]

@@MS-ss1dv Right? They are hyenas at best.

[@MS-ss1dv]

@@corvidsRcool oooh I like that!!! In particular I am imagining them as the hyenas from The Lion King. 🤣

[@alumpyhorse]

@@MS-ss1dv exactly! They are unworthy of the jackal moniker.

[@Meggs23]

@@corvidsRcool Really loving the distinction between us Jackals and THOSE Hyenas. The lines are drawn! ❤️

[@MxMorganic]

Not a correction, but for the curious: That Latin word “munus” has mostly to do with its duty meaning, and its other meanings also hang off of ideas of obligation. It’s office in the sense of “holding office” i.e. a position/job, which it’s your duty to the Roman state to hold, and the gifts in question are mostly funeral gifts/offerings, i.e.things you’re obligated to give to the dead.

[@Mercstar]

And "San Diego" is German for "A whales vagina"

[@Meggs23]

@@Mercstar OHkay... forgot that one ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXrZoHuXbK5_epI

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

And here I thought it was founded by someone proud of their beach side property. In other words, someone with a sandy ego ...

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

i made the same mistake For Years. in spanish !!

[@JonniusAngelicus]

He clearly said 'munis' as if the second vowel was an i, which mistake the subtitles copied.

[@christineherrmann205]

All right, "opened a can of jackals" startled me into laughing. Didn't think anything would get me to laugh today. Thanks. Edit: the ED killed me, too. 😂

[@bustedsim]

Yeah... ED usually does, metaphorically. The mood certainly.

[@johnjwyatt]

You should have gone to the ED before you let the ED kill you

[@crankynic]

Can of jackals merch???

[@lynnhettrick7588]

"Can of Jackals" is hilarious!

[@Meggs23]

❗❗❗SETH, fellow Jackal below pointed out Chuck Lorre, co creator of Big Bang Theory is ALSO the guy who wrote the theme song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!! Okay, I think the universe is imploding on this correction kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHzGn2uYoN-FaK8 ❗❗

[@oseyiomoi9276]

As a Gen Z jackal, I absolutely love this 😂. The real and true jackals love Corrections! It’s been a fun way to have Seth and the crew/team connect with those of us watching online. Thanks for always giving us our own slightly unhinged segment (us i.e. REAL jackals) and hope you’re able to continue putting it out.

[@rinzzler366]

I was dying the entire episode from laughter but that ending "this has been... corrections look" just sent me over LOL

[@doindaworst5824]

I know, I had to listen back haha

[@weebjeez]

I know, right? He should really start rehearsing before these.

[@mjbaldwin]

@@weebjeezUnderrated comment ;)

[@millpill8793]

That was great. This is one of the only things that gets an audible laugh, knee slap, and even sometimes a clap from me in an empty room. Love Corrections. Thanks Seth!

[@Myron90]

I spit my food laughing

[@saradeclara6742]

Correction: Actually a fun fact. The person who created the Big Bang Theory episode with the "Confetto" line ALSO wrote the Ninja Turtles theme tune, with the weird lyrics. Chuck Lorre.

[@JoshisJoshisJosh]

S' congratulations my bby. Glad to see you here, so far away from the log cabin These men running through my mind...

[@changeshifter4852]

Chuck is legend

[@Meggs23]

THIS has to get to the top of comments today... WHAAAAA??? Chuck Lorre, co creator of Big Bang Theory is ALSO the guy who wrote the theme song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles???? Okay, I think the universe is imploding on this correction kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHzGn2uYoN-FaK8

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

When I see two Ts, my instinct is to say “Italian” rather than “Latin”. But what do I know ...

[@LobbyDaLobster]

I didn't know this until Kimmy Schmidt pointed it out!

[@tinuviel42]

I love your show and fell in love with Corrections from the very first segment. It's been amazing seeing my decent into pandemic induced madness mirrored on screen every week by your own. As a fellow forgotten Gen-Xer, I want to say I love all of your obscure references and feel like your show represents our age group more than any other late night show that I've seen. The Tonight Show, for example, went straight from catering to boomers to catering to millennials (Jimmy's great and all, but they do have a target audience to consider...). I get all my late night viewing from KZbin, and out of you, Jimmy F, Stephen, and Trevor, yours are without fail the clips that I watch first.

[@anro7137]

I agree. Seth’s show is more Gen X friendly!

[@liberator6]

As a fellow Gen-Xer, I feel the same way! People often forget we exist, but when we’re here, we’re family, right? ☺️

[@hongkongcantonese501]

Seth sets up a joke early before you know it and pays it off when you least expect it. Bazinga!

[@maddyvogel4525]

Corrections are my favorite part of the week! Love that it’s just unrehearsed Seth being Seth. Proves how funny he is on his own, without writers. This and his tucker Carlson impressions make my day.

[@michaelrae9599]

For the big anniversary show, what correction needed to be re corrected the most times? Top ten graphics department failures would be good too.

[@dielaughing73]

"failures"

[@joet3935]

It should be extemporaneous and made up on the spot. For graphic department failures, it should be crayon drawings from his kids that he hasn't seen yet that he then tries to gaslight us that they were featured graphics in the show.

[@hannahcrouch22]

And I want a special FaceTime from Andy samberg

[@bcx1138]

there are no graphics dept failures at late night w/ seth meyers.

[@OullieMcGoullie]

YES!! This!

[@katieweiher]

I love corrections. They always make me laugh so much. As a knitter, the knitting series of corrections was the best!

[@rileyxsko]

Wishing the Schu a speedy recovery. Literally didn't know he was a real person until last year.

[@LindaC616]

The Shoe? But yes. A speedy recovery

[@sassafrassiest]

Ayyyy it’s Mikey the Shoe!

[@alumpyhorse]

@@sassafrassiest Mikey da shoe ;)🐾

[@mainemade73]

Schumacher= Da Schu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LindaC616]

@@mainemade73 except the producer actually spells his name Shoemaker

[@TheBlade996]

Loved the Abbot and Costello impression, their "Who's on first" routine should be taught in every school! 😂

[@Meggs23]

Who's. 🐾

[@TheBlade996]

@@Meggs23 Thx! 😊

[@mirhurta77]

I'm in my 20s and I come back here for consistent genius like: munis, munis, munis. 🤣🤣🤣

[@sigil8386]

And he said it so casually

[@ProdCritic]

Genuine sentiment incoming: what I love most about "Corrections" is that it's never made out to be better or bigger than it is conceptually. It's a relaxing way to decompress with Seth in what seems like his normal state off-camera. We all know Seth is funny but theres no pressure to make everything funny (that said, the spur of a moment witty asides are funnier than anything in Big Bang Theory etc...), and not every correction has to be interesting. Considering 99% of "comedy" on youtube is an assault on the senses, this is a pleasant reprieve.

[@arbitraryuser]

"That's what I want to ask the doctor!" Underrated joke.

[@g.cosper]

Especially because it's such a genius callback to A & C

[@tkx7]

At 7:06, Seth breaks the motto of his impression camp.. "Don't do sloth".. this is a shocking development!

[@AleFanelli]

Actually "confetti" is Italian, not Latin. So the singular is confetto. That said. Confetti in Italian are what you in English call confections (those candies you see at babtisms or weddings mostly). What you call confetti in Italian is "coriandoli" (Coriandolo singular)

[@simonebuonvicino9788]

I'm glad a fellow jackal pointed that out, it was bugging me. That said, THAT'SA SPICY CORRECTIONE!

[@davidsy0utube]

Hey, Seth. Latin would be confectum/confecta.

[@caramia1995]

@@simonebuonvicino9788 Same here. Hope it makes it the next CORRECTIONS😂

[@TheNitrop]

To be more accurate, the italian confetto comes from latin "Confectum" (made, prepared), think about the words "confection" and "confectionery" as you already said. The reason behind this misuse of the word, comes from the tradition of distributing and even tossing confetti (sugared almonds) of different colours during Italian wedding ceremonies. This use was soon adopted by other cultures, but many started using "coriandoli" instead, since cheaper and more affordable, while still calling those, erroneously, confetti. It's a bit the same thing that happened to Peperoni and Pepperoni pizza. In Italian "Peperoni" is just plural of "peppers", the big, non spicy ones. At some point there was confusion in which was what... and now everybody thinks that a specific type of italian "salame" is actually called Pepperoni. Oh well... poor salami.

[@Games_and_Music]

Yeah, we pointed that out last time as well, maybe he wants to drag it out over multiple CORRECTIONS, or maybe he just didn't see, must be that mask he's wearing.

[@kazza6078]

Petition to get Seth to write a whole "what brings you to the ED" sketch and put it on the show! That had me dying

[@juliah.9104]

"Go with God, Becky" killed me.

[@sallymaes73]

I have seen all these corrections multiple times, it’s what I fall asleep too. This episode is the f’ing funniest. The jokes are so freaking funny

[@RodrigoBernardoPimentel]

A meta-correction, if I may. The "Corrections" playlist on KZbin is ordered from most to least recent. Seth himself has commented as to how Corrections is meant to be seen as a whole - the entire ouvre. But in order to follow that advice, you have to *not* watch the playlist in its natural order, but to manually select each episode, before the next one in the playlist auto-plays. It just occurred to me: this may not be a mistake, but a deliberate hurdle. Hmm...

[@StephanieAly]

I redid it in order here bc it was driving me nuts lol kzbin.info/aero/PL2pV8cC5vFg5hbqK92h4XdjQs_McHSc06

[@phobos258]

Graphics is in charge of the playlist.

[@nmarshall8995]

Kudos, that was the most anal correction, the jackal be with you.

[@jb888888888]

@@StephanieAly This video should be on the list IMO. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHKQo5ygprWXmK8

[@katla_phc]

@@StephanieAly bless you (but also I would add the Lego rant and the other stuff that evolved into corrections)

[@brograb898]

I was one of the jackals who said “reMUNerate.” The reason that the verb munere means so many things is because Latinate verbs are to be interpreted by context and therefore usually come at the end of the sentence where the other parts of the clause determine the meaning.

[@Meggs23]

Well done 🐾

[@EdwardLindon]

All words "are to be interpreted by context". That's exactly how language works.

[@cerveza2297]

"That's what I wanna ask the doctor" I'm dying 😭🤣

[@davidknightx]

That joke took me just one second to get...but that was one second too long (heh).

[@Saeryfim]

"The one thing we asked you to avoid... was the NOID." Also, that NES game - the Yo-Noid one, was fantastic actually.

[@monica-z1m6s]

Nuts that someone called Corrections a boomer rant. I'm gen z and the segment's absurd sense of humour always struck me as having a rather youthful sensibility.

[@erineddy7999]

Humor knows no age.

[@StephanieAly]

Same here, I’m a terminally online younger millennial and have always felt like it’s younger humor sprinkled liberally with gen x references, which I largely get bc media is still mostly gen x references

[@Meggs23]

I specifically love that I'm one year off Seth and he constantly brings in references only we (or the well Googled) will get. It's the only show that really gives our Gen X folks the love we crave.

[@LeeStJohn-ym4df]

Hey! Don't discount us boomers! We know when things are funny. Even if we don't always understand them😄

[@JacWarner]

Gen x here too. Sitting in our own discomfort is our thing.

[@gayahithwen]

Yay, I get a corrections segment for my birthday! I'm turning the big 6 squared. I love the gentle ribbing and back-and-forth of this segment so much, thank you.

[@KatySueWho]

Oh how I needed this tonight!😂 This has been a painful few days, & I really _needed to laugh_ before going to bed. *Thanks Seth* 🥰

[@silvertheorist]

Hey man. It'll tide over. Stay strong and take care of yourself along with others around you.

[@alumpyhorse]

chin up, fellow jackal. hope things get better soon. 🐾

[@mainemade73]

Agreed, a little reprieve from a crazy world.

[@MariaVosa]

I just *know* Seth has been pestering his writers to include that godawful ED pun joke for weeks now and they refused to budge so he had to use it in Corrections! Excellent. This is why we all love this chance for Seth to really shine on his own. XD Here's hoping Mikey the Shoe gets well soon.

[@missmiou6273]

don't worry about those mean haters Seth , your Jackals are going to make meal out of them nom nom nom 💀

[@tamaraandersson2532]

Corrections is something I look forward to every week, and it never fails to brighten up my day! ❤

[@milou66]

This is you at your most charming. Never stop.

[@joelsmith7078]

I love how much of corrections is clearly for the crew. They work hard behind the scenes, so it's nice to see them get something back for all of their troubles.

[@Gojuninja]

Aww Seth, don’t listen to those mean jackals!! They can’t treat you like that, you and your crew are absolutely the best. :) I did love how much the crew laughed when you mentioned rehearsing! Next time call Shoemaker to get an update on how he and his leg, and the slip and fall settlement are doing. :) He could say that it was on the street and file a lawsuit against the city? Probably wouldn’t work, but he seems like the kind of guy that could pull it off! Have a wonderful week :)

[@alumpyhorse]

absolutely! … I would humbly submit that those critics don’t deserve the jackal moniker. for a diehard jackal, rehearsing would utterly defeat the point. and the longer the better.

[@marybradley5596]

I think Corrections are the best. I love the long form jokes. You tie it all together well. So fabulously silly!

[@commaJim]

Corrections is very fun. It brings me such pure joy.

[@MrMerlinsMagic]

I love corrections. For me the show is great for two reasons. First, let’s face it…your the host. It’s you we tune in to share some laughs. Second, the fact that you allow the public to correct you, is humbling and endears you to your audiences even more so. Thank you for many laughs.

[@bernardfinch3181]

Everyone sucks lol, I like the Pacino impression "that ballet kid?!" cracked me up

[@NewUnit13]

The whole Who's on First E.D. joke was hilarious 🤣 "THAT'S WHAT I WANNA ASK THE DOCTOR!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@krcmaine]

❤ Thank you Seth; these always make me laugh. Your Pacino/ED bit was 👨‍🍳💋 [Edit: Next week's title: Correctile Dysfunction]

[@andybaldman]

This needs more upvotes.

[@KBlackW]

I had to go back and hunt for this comment, nice job calling it.

[@krcmaine]

@@KBlackW 😃 Thank you!

[@jonirnmomba4130]

👏

[@vrbattlerap]

I am an absolutely fan of corrections! I laugh so hard. The sarcastic tone. Hold back the laugh to get the joke out. Just seems like it's for the crew.

[@jessicageorge9136]

Seth, you are a treasure! Corrections brings so much joy and laughter to this Gen X'er every week, and we need it now, more than ever (see what I did there?)

[@jakegilbert7839]

Brilliant! Yeah, any Friday that there isn’t a late night w/ Seth corrections, I die a little inside. Masterpiece! Thank you!

[@abbycross90210]

I'm here cuddling my adorably sleeping cat, and I had tears in my eyes trying to hold it together when i heard that stripper sloth bit just so I wouldn't laugh straight in his little ears. THANKS A LOT SETH.

[@literaterose6731]

I totally identify with this- I don’t let my cat on my lap while watching Corrections so I won’t startle or annoy him! Snuggles resume after it’s over and I’ve quit snickering 😏

[@MountainCry]

There was a cat on my desk right in front of me when I burst out laughing over "signed, Epstein's mother" and scared him away.

[@kathleen109]

I was laughing so hard my cat just stared at me.

[@thomp9054]

Cats hate jackals

[@abbycross90210]

@@thomp9054 that's why I have to wait until he's asleep before I tune into Jackal Hour, duh.

[@peterbathum2775]

charmed. please do what you like. appreciate you all sharing your time here ... put the crew through it twice bordering on hr violation ..youre killin me..that alone was worth the listen

[@danielbudney7825]

"Signed, Epstein's Mother" ... wow. I don't think anyone on the crew got that, but I want you to know, it made me chuckle. That's a real inside call-back.

[@krcmaine]

Thank you. You convinced me to look this up. I thought Epstein was the writer of the joke...but I understand now, and yes, it was indeed an awesome call back and I'll hang my cusp-millennial head in shame, lol.

[@ernestomarcos0103]

That flew over my head too, what did I miss?

[@krcmaine]

@@ernestomarcos0103 Epstein is a character on Welcome Back, Kotter TV Show.

[@samuelpierce7664]

And was always famously referenced in the show. Gave Epstein his shy, abashed character some extra depth.

[@Thunder-Chief]

@@ernestomarcos0103 There was a recurring joke in Welcome Back, Kotter where the character Juan Epstein would bring in fake excuse notes that, instead of being signed by Mrs. Epstein, would be signed "Epstein's Mother".

[@DjinnRummy]

Turtle erasure 🤣🤣🤣. I just love this segment it’s bloody brilliant. PLEASE NEVER STOP. And don’t change it either. It’s fucking perfect.

[@camilagnorth]

every day more proud to have a tattoo about seth and corrections, congratulations on eight years of late night! you and your team make a wonderful team, thank you for everything !!

[@literaterose6731]

Hey, I’m planning to get a jackal tattoo!

[@abbycross90210]

Great, now we know how to identify fellow Jackals in the wild. Are we adding hand signals and secret handshakes too? Or just a surreptitious, "Ummm ACTUALLY...."?

[@TheGreatAtario]

"You and your team make a wonderful team" sounds like a great way to call someone nothing :3c

[@JeremiahBurns]

Jackal hand signal: ring and middle fingers come down to meet the thumb; index and pinky extended as "ears"; make your jackal gnash his "teeth".

[@getnkosi]

@@literaterose6731 genuinely love this idea, im calling my tattoo guy this weekend

[@MS-ss1dv]

I literally can not wait until Friday morning for these!! Thank you for being the sweet antidote for all the crazy in the world. Signed-Horshack’s Mother

[@sassafrassiest]

Seth. Listen to me. I never buy merch. I went to Disney world and left with nothing but a stomach full of what they had the audacity to call chicken. I sell merch. I know exactly what the Purchase Markup is. I don’t buy merch. But if there was Corrections merch available- like maybe a Jackal crew neck available at somewhere around $55? Yeah. I’d buy it. And I’d bring it to my office and wear it every damn Friday.

[@juststoppingby1602]

This jackal has loved corrections since its inception! It's something I look forward to every Friday.

[@adrianrr18]

This was by far the Corrections I have enjoyed the most.

[@amberspanish11]

Sloths and more sloths, ED/ ED and Pacino. So far, the best Corrections 2022! Happy anniversary!

[@maakhina4595]

Did he say "this has been a corrections looks" at the end??? SETH!! YOU DONE IT AGAIN

[@sdennen]

😆 Oh, Seth. Don't ever change 💙

[@josephcorridon9314]

I love this segment so much but I have no idea how I could explain why to someone who doesn't watch it.

[@samuelpierce7664]

It's like why I listen to freewheeling podcasts. Just sucked into the thrall of an entertainer's personality and that Seth in this small way has made himself that much more accessible to us. I am super grateful and it's why, even from Australia as an expat, Seth is the best late night host, now that Conan is gone.

[@edj1074]

don't bother. It's too late for those not there since the beginning of this journey

[@jp1563]

Corrections are amazing! Seriously some of the best I've ever seen.

[@AndyAction]

You can always tell when Seth is gearing up for a long, protracted joke when the extra “ums” and “aahs” start in between sentences.

[@jqwellan5563]

I love corrections! It makes me so happy. I especially love the Gen X rants (really all the rants). Best to you and your staff.

[@joshuahoward129]

Thank you! This is one of my must watch shows! Oregon Jackals!

[@literaterose6731]

Oregon jackal solidarity, Eugene member!

[@dohrk]

Tigard too.

[@MatthewGreenbaum]

As much as I usually love this segment, I laughed so hard at the Epstein's mom joke my dogs started barking. Utterly, wonderfully hilarious!

[@camilagnorth]

an idea for birthday corrections, how about recording a room full of stuffed jackals and the lego intern without this person we wouldn't have corrections! he should be the main guest of this party xD

[@WilliamBrowning]

These are all solid ideas!

[@ashleyb2984]

Also Patti Lyons!

[@camilagnorth]

@@ashleyb2984yes!!!!

[@squee599]

@@ashleyb2984 yes! He really should wear the hat and sweater on every Corrections.

[@anro7137]

Seth, I always watch your shows twice in a row because I love hearing you drone on and on! It’s either that or I missed some because I was laughing too hard! Go Gen X’rs!

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

Welcome back to #Corrections and I want to acknowledge that Turtle Erasure joke that you thought you just slid past us #jackalsneversleep

[@ljohnson9714]

Congratulations on your eight year anniversary! I love corrections! My husband looks forward to it every Friday. Love, Not a Jackal

[@katla_phc]

Awww poor Mikey da shoe! The jackals will take care of those bobsledders for you.

[@VieenRennes]

Gold start to finish...much needed during these times thank you Seth and crew

[@NewMessage]

"It's short for 'Baze-inga'. I have watched." Right after apologizing for a pronunciation flub? Subtle.

[@nonopeno9214]

Seth, Corrections are a GIFT! Keep them forever!

[@jb888888888]

IDK if you meant that pun or not. You probably did.

[@abc123-t7o]

The dead stare into the camera. Epic.

[@christinenelson4837]

Bazinga! 😂😂😂 You almost lost me when you said you hadn’t watched The Big Bang Theory. Best joke tonight.

[@specialistgreen]

Welcome back, Seth. I've missed Corrections while you were off.

[@Reinshark]

This is the funniest segment I have seen in a long time. Thank you Seth and team!

[@LiamMack33]

It's Peanut Butter Jackal Time! Peanut Butter Jackal Time! Peanut Butter Jackal. Peanut Butter Jackal. Peanut Butter Jackal and a Welcome Back Seth!

[@tanadarko6991]

That was one of the best ones yet - love your long boring gen x rants :D we were busting a gut in this room

[@SirValoso]

It's been A YEAR?! How time flies And as a side note: I feel like the merch stuff is a running gag. But just to be sure. Please never ever do anything with NFTs

[@kayura77]

You continue to rock, Seth. 😎

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Ahhh there you are .. I mean yeah shows are back .. love love love those and missed you terribly .. but this this feels like hanging out with friends and I look forward to it every week . Even tho this gets a little testy sometimes .. it’s fucking real and so much these days is questionable at best … thank you Seth for giving us this we really do love you if we didn’t we wouldn’t give you so much crap lol 😅

[@clintizzo7693]

So much joy that you are back. Love these!

[@cuttwice3905]

Correction: Confetto/i is Italian and means "sweet/s". It comes from the Latin Confectum, "something assembled". To put something together is "Confecere". Capisce? Italian for "He understands." Munus as "office" means the position held, not the place of work. "The office of Senator is a license to make money."

[@crankynic]

Yes, Italian not Latin, which was only mentioned about 50 times by helpful jackals!!

[@andregreen8040]

Confetto = sugared almond. 5 of them are wrapped in a piece of fine lace with card inside. Given out to guests at baptisms, first communion, confirmation, engagements and weddings as a momento.

[@Titanticore]

But "confetti" is an English word. Which may come from Italian, which may come from Latin. So why do people keep saying it's an Italian word when it is used in the English language as.... "confetti". These corrections are not correct.

[@andregreen8040]

@@Titanticore lasagna is part of the English vocabulary too. Do you see where I’m going ?

[@sarahr4639]

Once again, this is the best segment on the Internet. I laughed so hard so many times. I've waited too long for this--I need more content!

[@Slayqueenatron]

Mr Constanza wouldn’t wait for the sloth to strip, he’d need his: “SERENITY NOW!”

[@edj1074]

wouldn't the sloth already be stripped?

[@purrbugaloo]

OMG I love Corrections! Especially the laughter in the background.

[@NorthernGuyRob]

I don't actually think a strip show by a sloth would take that long, as they are already without clothes.

[@nomadpurple6154]

Good point!!!

[@TheLettybird]

I love these. Honestly I find the guests get in the way of your delightful banter with the crew.