CORRECTIONS Episode 43: Week of Monday, April 18

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like saying testicles can be tanned and accidentally pronouncing the "t" in "often."
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CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, April 18 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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[@sunshine2151]

Not a corrections but I still wanted to say it. My mom is autistic and recently she started showing me corrections. This morning she texted me “I made it on corrections! THIS IS SO EXCITING!” And proceeded to talk to me while smiling super big that she was going to look up Eminem lyrics and post those on here too correcting the grammar. You probably won’t see this, but thank you for giving my mom this sense of community every week, it’s meant a lot to her and to me seeing her so happy

[@hz3701]

Thanks, Sunshine!

[@realityjunky]

You are very welcome here! Please see my comment above regarding the Nobel Prize for Medicine. We can do this!!!

[@StephanieAly]

Thank you for sharing this with us! The Corrections community is wonderful.

[@madeleineprice9645]

Aaaaawww, Sunshine, that makes me happy too😍😍😍

[@JulithaRyan]

It is a hell of an hilarious community, built up over a year of gritted teeth; Seth has kept us all sane! - your mom is clearly one of us :)

[@MariaVosa]

The jackal who corrected the eagle picture is my pick for Jackal of the Year! Brilliant - just brilliant.

[@squirrel8185]

I like that he didn't just pick one thing to complain about. 😂

[@thesubhumancomedy]

It would surprise me if eagles were as good as owls at reading, perhaps it is reading glasses they need?

[@cichlisuite2]

Surely at best they could only ever be the runner-up though due to that cafe gaffe? No-one should read that as a cafe and if they knew it was an office but called it a cafe the question is why? It makes no sense as they could have run the same joke in the office context? Or were they just wanting to be corrected by Seth?

[@chacetiger]

He missed that the ecig was backwards. The vape is coming out of the bottom and, thereby, useless.

[@catoninetales]

I love that Samberg is now part of the extended MCU (the Meyers Corrections Universe). "Tell them I got Queen Bee" was so funny to me!

[@Erchamion0]

Seth should hire you just for that line. Better than half of Scollins' jokes.

[@theart3813]

@Kelsey Schoenbaum - love your MCU! We need to make that a “thing” and add it to the merch list!

[@MariaVosa]

Agree - but SMCU may be a safer choice :D

[@isabelparigi3698]

lol I wrote a history of corrections and call it the SCCU (Sea Captain Cinematic Universe!! (Also the history/timeline is on my substack, called Missing F Key...KZbin doesn't let you post links)

[@rosemdhar4767]

MCU 🔥

[@stephenschultz9901]

"These aren't really corrections anymore." I don't care what they are, keep them coming 🤣

[@jaronhubele3775]

He delivered that line _perfect_

[@sharkulashairstylist5505]

Saruman dies in the SHIRE at the end of he 3rd book, but seth can't comprehend anything more than 5 pages without pictures!

[@pippogriffthegreat7003]

Splendid 🤣

[@benmildenhall8344]

It’s so perfect

[@Peachtreedishes]

Indeed 😅😂✌️❤️

[@christineherrmann205]

I will never get tired of listening to the staff laughing at _Corrections._ Perhaps when all this started, it was something they sentenced crew to, as punishment for acting out, or making an error, but now it's the golden ticket!

[@auraleafain3849]

I’m

[@Peachtreedishes]

Same here 😂❤️✌️🌍🇨🇦

[@joemannchen]

I always try to hear Amber in the audience. Her laughter could solve many of the world’s problems.

[@katiebaker3905]

Yes!

[@JiveDadson]

If only Colbert had learned, I would still be clicking on him.

[@mikesvwcorrado]

CORRECTION- when Andy doesn't answer Seth says "I guess he's not home" . Mobile phone technology actually allows Andy to be places other than home when called. I now picture Seth having a phone with a super long tangled up cord in his kitchen.

[@theart3813]

Fellow jackal here. I’m pretty sure Andy is having an edit meeting from home, as lots of people are still working from home and have Zoom or Teams meetings. @Seth, please confirm which jackal is correct. Thanks!😉

[@TPinesGold]

What year is it? Nobody this century has said "I guess he's not home" after a RNA. Speaking of RNA ... no phones ring that many times anymore except customer service call centers.

[@realityjunky]

I also wondered if he was calling a landline. Course, they can have call waiting. But still.

[@theart3813]

@@TPinesGold So true!!! 😂🤣😂

[@jennahung]

Also doesn't he facetime? You can't use a corded phone for that,,,

[@alexlhickey]

The words "E.B. White arc" cracked me up. Thank you.

[@tbh1444]

I actually punched the air when Eminem B. White landed. Masterful

[@shigekax]

Note : the B. stands for be

[@BuiltDownLogically]

I must have caught that punch, this joke gave me physical pain

[@Tedster10]

I am so glad that Corrections continues to be longer and longer. What a great way to start off my Friday!

[@Bigmar98]

To hell with shortening it. Make it longer and go for an Oscar!

[@andybaldman]

Their goal is to make it so long it can eventually just replace the actual late night show.

[@cnj67]

It'll end up being something that people marathon, like the Oscars or Eurovision. Young people will host sleepovers to watch the 6 hour correction show every weekend.

[@realityjunky]

@@cnj67 What a beautiful idea!

[@katiebaker3905]

Yes!

[@elisefyhrie6256]

Seth: we need to make corrections shorter Also Seth: texts his friend in the middle of the segment 😂

[@GiselleKlara]

Samberg? he's a part of Corrections. I wish he'd add in some of the other SNL bros of that era. Call Bill and just have him do Pacino....try Fred and just have him talk about Portland, call Kristin and see if she's cold

[@mastermattgregor]

I cannot stress enough how much i love this segment :D seth is like a golden retriever when you throw 20 tennis balls all at once

[@OmegaSparky]

Nice callback there!

[@_whatsername1911]

😂🤣😂

[@ogrebattlewarsong]

Seth, you monster. I seriously laughed SO hard at your B. White joke. I did not see that coming and I'm so mad. I was wondering where this was going... nothing you do will ever match that surprise laughter and anger combo ever again.

[@StephanieAly]

Right?? I knew E.B. was coming back based on how Seth said the arc was complete, but the way he did it caught me off guard in the best way possible. Furious with myself lmao but I shouted with laughter

[@LE-te9vx]

That was by far the highlight of this episode for me as well!

[@FelineBlender]

Yeah it reminded me of the brick-airplane anti-joke pair. Such a good misdirect.

[@tvstudentNL]

Incredible!

[@bluebubblegum88]

GAAAAAASSSSSPP HOW AM I JUST NOW GETTING THAT.

[@the-chillian]

CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: If you were to change pterodactyl to terodactyl, "ter-" would not mean Earth. Pteron and dactyl are from Greek, but if "ter" meant Earth it would have to be from Latin. (In which case it should have two Rs.) Mixing Latin and Greek in a single word is, of course, an abomination, and no ethical talk show host would do it. Greek for Earth is Ge, combining form "geo-" as in geology. Greek ter- would most likely be from "teras", meaning "sign, marvel, wonder". But it would have to be teradactyl, not terodactyl, and it would mean "wonderful finger" which makes no sense.

[@RandomGuyRandomNumber]

Seth is a TELEVISION show host, so why are you surprised that he mixes Latin and Greek in his words ? He's not a TELESKEPSIS host now, is he ?

[@stephenw.20]

Unless that Terodactyl was seen sporting a John Holmes mustache then it could make perfect sense.

[@coletteb.8889]

As someone whose fingers don't fly having fingers that would help me fly like a pterodactyl would be pretty wonderful. Also probably terrifying on a human, but for a prehistoric reptile wonderful works for me. Love learning more about our language's root words though, that's why this segment is so fun!

[@alisonhill3941]

@@RandomGuyRandomNumber It wouldn't be "teleskepsis", because that would be "far-off consideration" as "skepsis" refers to thought rather than literal sight. It would be "telorama". Which is a much better word than the abomination that is "television".

[@RandomGuyRandomNumber]

@@alisonhill3941 Skepsis has many original meanings in Greek, not just the specific metaphysical one you suggest. Shall we settle on Longevision ?

[@General_Nothing]

Honestly, keep making Corrections longer. 6 months from now I want it to be a 3 hour show. I’ll still watch it.

[@jerkfudgewater147]

Pure simple joy It’s obvious why this remains the best late night show

[@Peachtreedishes]

I agree 💯

[@Peachtreedishes]

I have a question ? I’m in 🇨🇦 no cable tv but internet, a Netflix subscription, crave (hbo showtime) Disney + but i can only watch him on KZbin. Any way to get Seth’s show? I’d pay. I subscribed to crave to get my favourite show last week tonight with John Oliver. I’d want Seth’s also.

[@theart3813]

@@Peachtreedishes I live in the US and only watch Seth on KZbin so I don’t know if there’s more than the Closer Look segments, Corrections or guest interviews. I might short circuit if I had to wait for commercials. Hope someone has the solution! Cheers! 🍻

[@Peachtreedishes]

@@theart3813I don’t think there is more but I wouldn’t have to wait Loll btu then again I watch the segments many times. Hello from Quebec

[@StephanieAly]

@@Peachtreedishes Might be difficult to find it on a streaming platform up there, but at the very least you can catch all the segments via the "Most Recent Episodes" section on the Late Night channel. ACL gets posted at night, of course, but the rest of the segments are usually up by like 8am ET. You're missing out if you're only watching ACL and Corrections (although those are the stars of the show 😇)!

[@helenross3037]

'these aren't really corrections anymore' AND WE LOVE IT

[@jessehammer123]

Yay, Corrections! My favorite segment of the week.

[@JuAnKing24]

Correction, OUR favorite segment of the week

[@green-yoshi001]

Seth's book is #1 in our household. To the point where my wife tried to hide it and the toddler found it and won't go to bed without it.

[@caseyanderson156]

Aw this makes me so happy 🥰

[@rainecormier2935]

I really enjoy the lack of audience in this bit, it's like a constant punchline 😂

[@danielbeshers1689]

Not technically a correction, more of an addendum: Sean Bean was in the movie Silent Hill, in which he is the only character who *doesn't* die.

[@realityjunky]

Great catch!!!!!

[@d.263]

Addendums involving Sean Bean are always welcome!

[@doodoobutter101]

@@d.263 oh, addendums involving Sean Bean are TIGHT!

[@MarcKloos]

Or, if you are polite: Mr. Bean.

[@realityjunky]

@@MarcKloos He's welcome to pop up anytime!

[@roguechemists2781]

When all the late night shows started getting their audiences back, the comments were almost universally about how much everyone would prefer they keep the audience-less format. Seth's team seems to be the only one that listened, even a little, by giving us this weekly treat without an audience.

[@anro7137]

I think out of three that I watch, Seth was the only one that actually blossomed during the attic/storage closet/barn shows. Cobert & Fallon really didn’t like it. Seth cultivated a cult following from it all!

[@petertaylor4980]

@@anro7137, I think Trevor Noah coped pretty well too.

[@powerthrucontrol]

I really appreciate Seth takes a few moments of his week to interact with the autistic community. I feel it's his consistency that has really brought joy to my life. Thank you.

[@rrosomasa]

"this is not corrections anymore" I feel like it never was, lol

[@C2C.]

A JACKAL NOTE: The E.B. White arc may have wrapped up, but, through Strunk & White's "The Elements of Style," E.B. White is a fixture in many Jackals' reference collections and, in spirit, an inextricable part of Corrections.

[@theduppykillah]

“ if you were on the fence about the varsity jacket you might not want it anymore…” fucking priceless I laughed aloud for a minute.

[@richardhaighway4816]

Seth is just, so good. When things are written for someone they can only do so much. But with Corrections just put him out there and let him go.

[@kennedye2112]

the Beasties were great about slipping wacky references into their lyrics. I think my all time favorite is "well I'm the king of Boggle / there is none higher / I get eleven points off the word 'quagmire'"

[@JulithaRyan]

That....that's so brilliant!

[@awaredeshmukh3202]

They have Star Trek references in three separate songs too!!! Which is excellent because later Star Trek movies play their songs in universe, which is a bit of a paradox

[@OrcasandOwls]

"That's a Tuck Up!" love corrections so much. i simply cannot stop smiling.

[@drstevenrey]

The real tragedy is this, Corrections is way better that a lot of comedy on TV today.

[@puellanivis]

than* … I mean, I don’t _want_ to correct you, but it’s in the spirit. (Someone now please correct my incorrect use of punctuation).

[@spriksie]

@@puellanivis You need to put the period inside the parenthesis when it contains a sentence. Ex., (I like to go to the store.) The period goes on the outside of the parenthesis when it's an addition to a sentence. Ex., I like to go to the store (sometimes).

[@puellanivis]

@@spriksie Haha! That was just the _jackal bait_!

[@Mythraen]

@@spriksie That's true with a complete sentence inside parentheses inside another sentence. I am not sure it's true when the parenthesesed sentence is at the end of a sentence, regardless of whether it constitutes the whole sentence.

[@bfg3890]

Why is that a tragedy?

[@ChelseaNovak]

My 5-year-old daughter overheard the “I’ve got more rhymes than Kaley Cuoco” line, found it hilarious and keeps on repeating it.

[@Shelleybean3315]

That's hilarious! And much better than, "I got more balls than an eagle's cloaca!" Lol

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

@Chelsea Novak: Maybe she can explain the joke to me? 🤔

[@somethingclever4563]

Love that you figured out how to keep giving us jackals the "no audience" vibe we grew to love

[@jonpayne4931]

'We jackals' 😉

[@somethingclever4563]

@@jonpayne4931 lmao thank u It is an honor just to be corrected...

[@lstapes7]

@@somethingclever4563 You were correct the first time. A person would say “Love that you figured out how to give us (remove the noun when you are attempting to determine the correct pronoun) the ‘no audience’ vibe we grew to love.” On the other hand, a person wouldn’t say “Love that you gave we the ‘no audience’ vibe we grew to love.” 🤓🧐🤓

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

*_Insert Sir David Attenborough's voice_*_ - "It is indeed a rare sight to behold. These beautiful animals establishing grammar. Normally these jackals hunt Meyers in packs, with globally coordinated efforts. Such a spectacle the hunt is. But ever so rarely do we get to see a jackal turn on a jackal, in true jackal fashion. This is an unpredictable moment of truth - one that other jackals will play a crucial role in the pack order. Will the jackal that made the mother comment back down, or will zit (jackals are very selective on pronouns) make a rebuttal comment? The stakes are high, as the Meyers have sensed discord in the pack and are now circling the jackals."_ _"Meyers and jackals have a love-hate relationship that keeps the natural balance. The jackals love to have a go at the Meyers (I'll let you translate that as you will), and the Meyers hate to admit they love the jackals. Just as the Graffix love to have the Meyers have a go at them. Nature has away of finding an enchanting balance and soon, balance shall be restored within this pack"_ _"There will be a storm soon, one jackal senses. But the jackals are still yet to establish grammatical order. Soon, it will be dark and the Meyers will pick a jackal to rip apart in front of all other jackals and offer to the KZbin gods of the mighty algorithm in a ceremony that takes place on the fifth sun. The stakes are high, and the hunt is almost over. The ceremonial ripping is supposed to last less than twenty minutes, as the Meyers try and appease greater emmy powers. But the joy that the Meyers seemingly derive from the jackal-rip cause this to extend beyond twenty minutes. The Meyers are taunting the emmies, just like the Graphix taunt the Meyers."_ _"The clouds are heavy now, and any time the comments shall burst forth in a heavy torrent. The two belligerent jackals pecking for order now have each chosen a hill to die on, and the witnessing jackals shall type the fate. The Meyers watch from a far, as they take delight in this bloody event. A jackal shall lay defeated, and the Meyers shall have their prize. Such are the ways of these jungles. Fascinating."_

[@andybaldman]

Nope, ‘us jackals’ is actually correct. The way to test it is to remove the noun (jackals) and see if the sentence still makes sense.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Look at how proud Seth is of that “Eminem B. White” joke. It’s like payback for all the pedantic jackalry and there’s nothing i can do to make him stop.

[@squirrel8185]

I'm convinced that all us jackals are actually masochists. We seem to enjoy the jokes where he picks on us or just tells us to f*** off more than we do when he just accepts a correction. 🤣

[@greenwitch9836]

EB White is Elwyn Brooks White. Love Corrections so much - it should always be longer than 20 minutes.

[@realityjunky]

Give me a minute while I look that up to confirm...

[@thewizardofthecreek]

@@realityjunky Nerd alert!

[@gus.smedstad]

I've always liked that eagle vs. The Former Guy clip. It's one of his rare genuine moments. He said he'd "run toward an active shooter" at a school, even if he was unarmed. Unless, it appears, the active shooter were an eagle.

[@stephen3164]

I wanted Seth to call Andy one more time at the end, and I’d not complain about him “padding his time”. Hey, if we can get the average episode length over 23 minutes, it could qualify for the categories of best documentary series, or best series that isn’t a cooking show on Netflix. Ok, now off to type an angry letter to Eminem. 👍

[@jackiemelon]

Marshall Mathers or the estate of Eminem B. White?

[@mellymel6543]

The super long pauses felt uncomfortable though, after that intro

[@rosemdhar4767]

😆😆😆

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

Announcer: "And the award for "Best Dashed-off Thursday Bullshit" goes tooooooooo....'CORRECTIONS'!!!" Seth: "Thank you! Thank you...and a special - {pauses to wipe away a single teardrop} - I want to extend my heartfelt thanks to all the Jackals who made this possible."

[@nancyw8129]

We’d better be thanked!!

[@nomadpurple6154]

There is no way Seth would sincerely thank us jackals, it would be some sarcastic retort for us to enjoy!

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

@@nomadpurple6154 🤔I don't know... 🤔He probably has a secret Jackal Shrine somewhere in his house, like maybe in the attic...you know, like where he keeps the Jackal mug prototypes, the things foulmouthed knitters send to him, EB White letters, etc. Maybe the Sea Captain and friends - and Sea Captain with wife painting - are in there now too. He probably goes in there and sings like Ariel: "Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat? ..."

[@quadcopterstudios]

“That was just acting, didn’t forget about drey” made me spit my drink. Well done, Seth

[@jenn288]

Seth! Can't believe you missed the opportunity to reference that classic Jon Lovitz SNL character: "I was ACTING!" (KZbin wouldn't let me post the gif)

[@saar144]

Dre

[@realityjunky]

@@jenn288 BOOM! Yes, the Lovitz line!!

[@Gildedmuse]

"I have some pull with Lorne." Honestly surprised that didn't get a bigger laugh from your crew, Seth.

[@ariannamedri4560]

I love the face Seth does when he's waiting for Andy to pick up, it's like he's getting into a role

[@joelflanagan7132]

Not a correction, just an interesting fact: the 'pter-' in 'pterodactyl' has the same origin as the '-pter' in 'helicopter'. Many people assume that 'helicopter' breaks into 'heli' + 'copter' but its root words are actually 'helikos' (helix) + 'pteron' (wing).

[@aaalexadamsss]

that actually is very interesting!! i'm going to tell at least three of my coworkers this fact unprompted today

[@microfoneman]

@@aaalexadamsss agreed very interesting

[@daddyilo]

@@aaalexadamsss last time was the last time, Alex. We warned you. You tell us one thing about helicopters and we're locking you in the copy room. _Try us._

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

I had never thought of breaking up the word helicopter. I actually learned something new today. I probably shall have forgotten this in a month, but still - that's something I didn't know before.

[@KrakenIsland64]

Then the inventors really missed out because helikopteron would've sounded way cooler (the pter pronounced like in pterodactyl instead of like in helicopter).

[@sergiodbd]

Eminem being white was a stroke… not of genius, but of something. And I still liked it 😂😂

[@theart3813]

Respectfully, this jackal says it was genius! Cheers!🍻

[@carlpop2324]

It is't Eminem "being" white. It is Eminem B. White, that is, E.B. White. There was a question about author E.B. White's real name. This was the answer.

[@sergiodbd]

@@carlpop2324 I didn't want to spoil the joke verbatim in the comments before anyone got a chance to hear the proper thing for themselves 😅 Some people, like me, read the comments as they watch

[@carlpop2324]

@@sergiodbd My bad!

[@FrenchyFrencher]

I love Corrections! There's something so raw and appealing about the lack of high-intensity audio/graphics that you find in other late night shows. There's real integrity, no gimmicks, just open dialog with the audience. I have learnt so much from this show.

[@realityjunky]

Craig Ferguson made a career of doing this. Ten years of Late Late Show and he tried to avoid substance whenever possible. It was glorious.

[@MarcKloos]

No gimmicks?! I saw a NYT bestseller list and the back of his notes ("#9 is the new #1").

[@anro7137]

There is no audience and this is not a late night show.

[@FrenchyFrencher]

@@anro7137 We're the audience.

[@madeleineprice9645]

@@FrenchyFrencher THANK YOU!!!

[@MrDointheboogaloo]

The time Seth took to talk about going over 20 minutes has ironically caused this to go over 20 minutes. He could've even spent more time trying to call Andy Samburg if he hadn't....

[@smlorrin]

I think that was exactly the point of the calls. 😅🤣

[@ninapjust7165]

The typewriter remix got me started, forgot about dre almost choked me on my water, the Eminem be white broke me. it is the most I have laughed all week. this is becoming a weekly occurrence, but Seth and staff I love you. Emmys be winning

[@realityjunky]

And unfortunately, I was drinking strong coffee.

[@StephanieAly]

I was just thinking that while I’ve loved Corrections from the start, every week gets more vocal laughter from me. I don’t usually laugh out loud much when I’m alone, but Seth has been getting me

[@istdochallesegal3427]

Correction: Seth actually said "M.N.M.B. White"

[@realityjunky]

@@StephanieAly I'm so glad it's contagious. Laughter is very healthy.

[@StephanieAly]

@@realityjunky indeed! I don’t think I’d realized how little I’d laughed aloud since 2020 until Corrections. I’ve been trying to “allow” myself to laugh vocally instead of doing the like … silent breathing through my nose laughing (?) that I usually do alone. It makes a difference!

[@poocrafter2]

The way Seth presses the volume buttons on his phone is such a dad thing to do. Gripping the phone like he's never seen it before.

[@stephen3164]

Ha ha, I know, right? Just so I know you know, what do you think is the non-dad way of doing it? My son uses the zoom feature on his iphone by rotating his thumb over the 1x indicator, and he makes calls by clicking on a person’s face in a widget. I open the phone app, and scroll through contacts, and he laughs. Then I made a joke that Apple should include a rotary touchscreen instead of buttons for the older users, and proceeded to make the motions and sounds of dialing a rotary phone. My son didn’t get it, and asked how do you use a rotary phone, and like a good dad, I didn’t tell him.

[@marcor6769]

@@stephen3164 Ohoh. That makes me a bad dad. I taught my daughter (14) all about rotary phones and old gadgets. I still have my 1981/2 micro-computers in running order. I taught her how to use computers starting at age 2, and she has the gall to explain to me how to use KZbin a little faster and showed me a quicker way to adjust my phone's volume settings. :-|

[@elizahhoward3923]

I just can't believe corrections is still going it's so silly and never needed to exist but I love it it feels like I'm just spending time with seth

[@Mark2020plus]

Thanks for watching my KZbin video uploads regularly.i wish I had the right words,just know I care.send a dm for more enlightenments.

[@NewMessage]

"Nobody's like 'I'm gonna get these kidneys golden brown.'..." _Dr. Hannibal Lecter has left the chat_

[@bluejay5045]

The Jackal who wrote the graphic correction... loved it. I was thinking about the eagle's glasses, and im like maybe they just need them for reading... I feel like the eagle would have a hard time with the computer screen.

[@smlorrin]

Yeah, eagles almost have to have amazing long distance vision to succeed at "eagling" but might need reading glasses. Good point!

[@bluejay5045]

@@smlorrin i wonder what they would read about...fish stocks.

[@grittybunny]

I also had that thought.

[@tchmilfan]

CREW CORRECTION: @9:34 Can hear camera direction on left channel “…stay on 3 until he…”. Let’s keep this light but professional, people!

[@Orocnogu]

I positively LOVED Seth's face after the "forgot about Dre" joke. That's the face of a person knowing they did something and being genuinely happy with what they did. Lots of respect to you and your team, mr. Meyers!

[@love-hammer]

Correction about a correction: The bigger problem with the eagle's vape pen is the vapor is coming out of the wrong end.

[@signaltonoise.online3729]

HA! I did not notice that! As soon as I saw the graphic I knew I had to hit pause and dust off my jackal claws. I didn't mention the wing floating over the glasses graphics error. I thought it was a cafe because of the cup and saucer. Does anyone drink from a cup and saucer in an office? But my point still stands. Who is allowed to vape indoors in an office? Hope this comment gets traction so E-gull can become a recurring bit!

[@jenn288]

Those naughty, naughty, little tricksters down in graphics...Surely they deserve some consequences for such egregious errors

[@MarcKloos]

Eagle is a Seagull without the _S_ ? That might explain the way Trump pronounces it.

[@grittybunny]

@@MarcKloos My birdwatcher friend tells me there is no such thing as a seagull; the proper term is gull.

[@mlt1828]

Hi Seth! Just wanted to contribute to the whole TTA (testicule tanning arc). In South Park’s S14 E3, we see that Randy Marsh ‘successfully’ irradiates his scrotum with a microwave oven. I think this proves that when a microwave manufacturer closes a door, a stupid person opens a window. Love this segment. Sincerely, I B A Fan

[@undefined40]

"You think Eminem wants corrections ... from the likes of you?" We don't care what they want, we give them what they need!

[@shanam6016]

Also what’s wrong with the likes of us?! We’re the ones in the right here.

[@bfg3890]

@@shanam6016 So very very much.

[@Tao_Tology]

Uh, correction: Seth's assertion isn't the worth, or lack of worth, of Jackldom (yes, that's how you spell it) but whether Eminem wants to hear the corrections.

[@bfg3890]

@@Tao_Tology You are wrong

[@Tao_Tology]

@@bfg3890 You are unworthy to be in a jackal comment section. Call that a correction? 🐾

[@patrickfernandez4739]

"That's a Tuck up!" OMG! I am still laughing about that line!

[@FakeAccount-gc6di]

Andy knows EXACTLY when Corrections goes down. Yeah, I ended that sentence with a preposition.

[@ericminch]

Texan at a party: "So, where y'all from?" Harvard grad: "I'm from a place where we do not end a sentence with a preposition." Texan: "So, where y'all from, jackass?"

[@nedludd7622]

No you didn''t, "down" is an adverb.

[@lstapes7]

It is fine to end a sentence with a preposition except in formal writing. Check Grammerly, which is helpful in explaining when a writer would and wouldn’t end a sentence with a preposition.

[@microfoneman]

@@lstapes7 honestly I looked this up yesterday for personal reasons. To not end some sentences with prepositions sometimes makes the sentence so awkward

[@realityjunky]

@@nedludd7622 Meriam Webster defines "down" as a noun, verb, adverb and preposition.

[@kellenmyers6020]

First-time jackal, long-time watcher. Seth, when you say "please stand up," you are not ending a sentence with a preposition. In this sentence, the word "up" is an adverb. It is perfectly normal to end a sentence with an adverb. Many words that can be prepositions can also be adverbs. You could do all of these things: pack it up, pack it in, slack up, back up, get up, stand up, throw your hands up, jump up, get down, or even jump around. In these instances, words like up, in, down, and around are adverbs, even through you are more familiar with them as prepositions. Here is another example: "I fucked up the grammar bit on Corrections." Again, "up" plays the role of adverb. (Side-correction: I think you spelled our last name incorrectly, but it is way too late for me to tell you this, so I guess you can go ahead and run with it.)

[@jonnycrowe]

I was really hoping to do my first ever jackalling on this one but I thought they were ‘phrasal verbs’ instead of adverbs. Good job I didn’t post it….

[@abstractstu]

Please, please, please keep these going. I want a 2 hour long CORRECTIONS.

[@mnchls]

I feel like if we actually got that, we'd all immediately regret it.

[@Drewhink]

A 2 hour long Corrections will end up being the Cicada Cicada musical

[@gus8824]

Not only is the scrotum point correct, the scientific plural of 'testicle' is 'testes'. One testicle, two testes. On the subject, while birds do have cloacas, they don't take the place of the nutsack. An eagle, like all male birds, has internal testes. Incidentally, around 3% of bird species, including ducks, do have external penises, and they can get pretty wild.

[@JulithaRyan]

Do tell...

[@thesubhumancomedy]

This is the core of corrections. Mmm...

[@thesubhumancomedy]

Don't fight a swan sober.

[@rainforestmind6686]

Ducks sex lives are straight up horrifying... corkscrew members that in some species can be as long as their bodies. Explosive erections... look up mating habits in ducks and you'll learn some stuff you might want to unlearn 🤣🤣🤣 (I was an animal reproduction major).

[@TheyCallMeNewb]

Calling Andy is a positively sublime recurrence.

[@peterprinz8857]

Googled "Mickey and Pluto" and sure enough it auto-completed to "Mickey and Pluto going at it." Love it!

[@LindaC616]

I typed "Mickey and" and it was second only to "Mickey and Minnie" 😆

[@singlestep6766]

I love corrections so much. Please make a corrections for an episode that never happened.

[@hz3701]

CORRECTION COMEBACK "I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect" is similar to the sentence "I drew the balloons on 'em red." The addresses are perfect. The balloons are red. You still wrote the letter PERFECTLY. I have autism and dementia, and I'm thrilled to get to write this correction; perfect!

[@realityjunky]

Keep us informed if your condition improves as a direct result of Corrections. We could all share the Nobel Prize for medicine!! Emmy-shmemmy, we'd have Nobel gold!!! Regardless, I'm so glad you're part of the Jackal community!

[@hz3701]

@@realityjunky Corrections makes me smile. It helps me feel connected to others even when I can't figure out how to do basic things. Thank you for your kind words and vision for the future! Until there's a cure for dementia, may there always be communities filled with love and support.... and most importantly, laughter!

[@thewizardofthecreek]

Welcome to the pack HZ! Us jackals must keep Seth and corrections error free! Owwwooooo!

[@thewizardofthecreek]

@@hz3701 Blessings of joy to you and your family from this wizard! Let’s keep you laughing and correcting Seth!

[@foodforthegods]

Usually when Seth makes a "forgot about Dre" type joke, I smile and nod in genuine appreciation. *This* one made me groan audibly. Still appreciate it though.

[@rneumeye]

It made me, both, "UNGHHHHHHH" and "Boooooooo" 🙄😒😑 😅

[@jessehammer123]

I actually loved it. That joke had me cackling for a while. Don’t think I’ve heard a “Forgot About Dre” joke before, though, so that might have something to do with it.

[@seanbohan9491]

Seth, Andy is home. You're damn right he's home. And he's laughing, laughing, laughing.

[@LiamMack33]

Best part of my week! Jackals, Assemble!

[@Tao_Tology]

🐾 🐾

[@JulithaRyan]

We're always at the ready!

[@msmerlot1979]

"FORGOT ABOUT DRE", was a new type of dad joke. Love it!

[@BoogerDad]

With or without any awards... I want all the corrections. I could even watch an hour long version of this

[@rinzzler366]

don't give him any ideas my god man

[@StephanieAly]

@@rinzzler366 on the contrary - give him the idea 😈

[@xzonia1]

Same 😂

[@S.Pociecha]

@@rinzzler366, when referring to Seth, it shouldn't be "my god man", but rather "our god man"

[@rinzzler366]

@@S.Pociecha I'm sorry comrade *communist theme intensifies*

[@khallo151]

I just woke my kids up early laughing hysterically at the typewriter sound under Stan

[@alisonhill3941]

In "stand up", "up" is an adverb, not a preposition.

[@caseyanderson156]

Jackal 👑 💯

[@jimh4617]

The "Forgot About Dre" line had me face palming and groaning. I love this segment so much.

[@generalZee]

That Jackal made like 10 corrections about the Eagle photo, but didn't point out that the vape was backwards?

[@mnchls]

Something tells me the Jackals/vape-enthusiasts Venn diagram would just be two individual circles.

[@saucesquatch9]

And when do they just have vapor trickling out the end of it

[@anro7137]

Thank you Eagle Jackal!

[@aro1585]

I've been rewatching old Late Night clips and have a question that's been driving me crazy. In the "How Well Do You Know Your Meyers?" clip from Nov 25, 2016, the answer to a question about what band inspired Seth's father-in-law Tom to move to New Mexico was the Eagles. First of all, the band is officially called Eagles. No "the". Anyway, at first I thought "Oh that makes sense" but then I realized that it didn't, at all. Their songs mention Arizona and California, not New Mexico. None of the members are even from New Mexico. Someone please explain so I can finally stop thinking about this.

[@JiveDadson]

Saying "the Eagles" indicates there is only one band named "Eagles".

[@agimasoschandir]

@@JiveDadson Or that there is one band more well-known than others with the same name

[@trishasheriff5012]

Maybe their songs were the inspiration for a road trip and New Mexico was more his Dad's vibe

[@aro1585]

@@trishasheriff5012 that's the best explanation I've heard

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Pronouncing the "T" in "often" is optional. Both are correct. In fact, pronouncing the "T" is probably more correct as it comes from the middle English "Oft" which means the same thing.

[@Lu_Woods]

like Oxen...makes perfect sense. ; )

[@BardWannabe]

It isn’t more correct, because you drop the t in soften, listen and moisten. Same with oft.

[@BardWannabe]

Jade Joddle did a whole video on the subject. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYOUqoOZpsqKoLM

[@Tao_Tology]

People who don't pronounce the "t" in that word are savages.

[@tedmccarthy4761]

Like "soft" and "soften"?

[@TimmyRiordan]

Correction: Ptera comes from Greek; if you remove "p" it doesn't mean anything. Terra comes from Latin and while pee is added to Terra all the time that doesn't make it fly.

[@raimondpoldmaa7316]

Why did you say “He’s not home” when Andy didn’t pick up the phone? Are you Facetiming on a landline?

[@MrBreezeLI516]

👀👀👀👀🥷🏼

[@stevie4641]

Bait for the jackals...

[@anro7137]

Or better yet, what’s a landline?

[@SMSimon]

It blows my mind these get about a 3rd of the views of A Closer Look videos. This is by far the best part of the show.

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

Correction: someone might say that they want to "get these kidneys golden brown" if they're frying kidneys as food.

[@MariaBareiss]

with breading...

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

@@MariaBareiss are you not breading your kidneys?

[@MariaBareiss]

@@RubyDoobieScoo

[@MariaBareiss]

just a dab......

[@BoonMah]

“Tuck-Ups” sounds like the Frasier to Corrections’ Cheers.

[@krisjooganah3253]

Steven Colbert must have wrote in about Lord of the Rings. There is a line you don't want to cross with him! LOL!! All the best from London

[@sadlystuckinreality]

'These aren't really corrections anymore' Yeah...but we're having so much fun!

[@masakazuishiguro8525]

As a Chinese, correction is the signal of the beginning of weekends and oftentimes the highlight of weekends.

[@Midori_Seabreeze]

Same! I’m in Japan. I get to listen to it Friday afternoons after work. ❤️

[@catytheredheadedalaskan8118]

I'm in Alaska, four hours behind Seth's time, so it's the very last thing on a Thursday night. It's perfect.

[@jessamineprice5803]

Yeah, here in Korea it means it's time to leave work for the weekend. Now I don't have to do anything correctly for the next 60 hours (I almost said 48 hours but I corrected myself)

[@madeleineprice9645]

I’ve been sitting here in sunny Surrey 🇬🇧🇬🇧 for two hours (I lie, it’s been more like three). I should have been gardening but watching Corrections, reading Comments and chipping in is just too much fun. 😂 Thank you all for this very strange and unique show.

[@nerfherder4284]

This whole staff is Gold. Gold, Jerry, Gold. Keep up the great work all of you, from Karen to Seth to Wally. 👍🏻✌🏻❤️

[@elmando6522]

CORRECTION: Typewritten is not a word. It's TYPED, dammit!

[@grittybunny]

Websters appears to disagree...

[@tentardigrades968]

Correction: you actually could microwave someone’s balls but you just couldn’t do it with a microwave oven. Instead you’d need something like a directed-energy weapon (DEW) that can fire focused microwaves at a target. The military experiments with weapons like these that shoot lasers, sounds, microwaves, particle beams, etc. one man actually made his very own microwave gun. TLDR: you can 100% microwave testicles without a microwave door.

[@tinkerermelon6599]

I bet Daffy could do it with a microwave oven. After all: "he thlammed hith penith in a car door"

[@trishasheriff5012]

So that's what happened to the US Embassy staff in Cuba

[@camilagnorth]

this year will be gratifying to see : CORRECTIONS emmy winner! 🤣

[@arianaalioth]

i wish all the late night shows would just go back to their little tiny rooms with their staff guffawing in the background, wearing casual clothes. Seth is the only one that kept the casual clothes and some remnants of the “guffawing”, and I am sooooo appreciative.

[@rikkiechambers4959]

This makes my Friday .. like I’m not up enough on most things to be a true jackal and point out your mistakes .. but I have been here from the start of all this .. and I still like this time best it pleases my inner nerd to watch the jackals actively search for things and I just adore the responses it feels like hangin with fun friends .. and never fails to make me laugh 🤣please never stop !!

[@louisjones2653]

Glad to see the Graphics Dept. getting the heat they deserve

[@npzabov]

The sound effect of the Jokes Seth Can't Tell segment is of duct tape being torn from the roll, however the graphic only shows Seth's mouth being taped, which shouldn't make that kind of sound.

[@brodieboy255]

Boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder

[@microfoneman]

Pulled from the roll, not torn. The tearing takes place when enough tape is assumed to have been pulled. And tearing doesn't make much noise (if memory serves...). Hopefully we both make it in to corrections next week.

[@cichlisuite2]

​@@microfoneman Actually the tearing noise can be louder, albeit slightly different in nature, to the pulling noise.

[@patriceyang9618]

Love how Corrections has expanded into correcting innocent third-parties!

[@cichlisuite2]

Define "innocent"?

[@patriceyang9618]

@@cichlisuite2 By innocent, I mean that they didn't ask to be roped into Seth's shenanigans 😜. If these critiques were solicited, then I take it back.

[@LoveProWrestling]

A Zune joke in 2022. That would have been an obscure reference when Zunes were still available.

[@Starman_Dx]

I await my corrections mug. I'll never be a proper Jackal without it.

[@realityjunky]

Is there such a thing as a "proper" jackal? From a philosophical perspective?

[@Starman_Dx]

@@realityjunky No, because we don't have our damn mugs! Aarrghhh!

[@realityjunky]

@@Starman_Dx I think no amount of mugs would keep us from acting improperly. Jackals be jackals.

[@verdatum]

Correction: You should not have conceded to the comment about the ability to microwave a scrotum. It implies that said commenter is foolishly presuming that we are restricting ourselves to microwave _ovens_. This invention came about when we started using microwave radio frequencies to transmit information. Those standing too close to the transmitting antenna experienced a heating sensation, resulting in a culinary appliance to be invented by a military contractor. The point being: features like the door that needs to be closed for the oven to operate, or the polka-dot screen on the door that inhibits that wavelength are features of the oven, not features of microwaving in general. You can microwave a scrotum without closing the door.

[@realityjunky]

Please demonstrate.

[@anro7137]

Dear Folks in the future, please forgive us. We have had a lot of time alone to research and learn these oddities we share around here. 😉

[@verdatum]

@@anro7137 Seriously, future-folks, the hive-mind knows a lot of random information. And for some reason that we're still kinda working out, we're often a bit dickish about it.

[@Pheonix384]

I was deeply thinking about this whole 20 minutes or less debacle, then I brilliantly thought of why not do two episodes of Corrections episode 1 and episode 2 with 15 minutes each therefore keeping in line with the 20 minutes or less and giving your audience more you because we love it. Oh and Wally of course

[@jb888888888]

20 minutes or *fewer.*

[@milesgillespie6665]

@@jb888888888 Since '20 minutes' is an increment of time, '20 minutes or less' is correct.

[@squirrel8185]

I would go for this!

[@NewMessage]

Have a go at In Bruges like Seth does at LOTR, and you'll see him draw his fandom sword and quick.

[@realityjunky]

I am a huge fan of In Bruges but I have no idea whether Corrections should go near that insanely perfect movie....

[@darrylchafe]

This show is...something else.

[@markwilliamson4006]

Correction to CORRECTIONS: while Seth was correct about the roots of the word pterodactyl ('wing finger'), they are not classified as dinosaurs, but were reptiles only distantly related to the dinosaurs.

[@annakarena7775]

“These aren’t corrections anymore”🤣😂🤣😂👏🏽 Who cares, it’s gold baby‼️

[@jennifercamille16]

At first I thought Seth said "Stand". Remember that song by R.EM.? I was confused until I realized he said "Stan". Anyway, I liked all the musical references in this monologue.

[@michellek3714]

Eastern Orthodox Easter is April 24, so buying an Easter book this last week is fine.