CORRECTIONS Episode 73: Week of Monday, February 13

[@TheEmotobucket]

The more deranged this gets, the more I love it.

[@mrdo_LA]

Thumbs up for the home wrecker comment alone.

[@kyledavis693]

It's getting out of control and here for it

[@MrDigimal]

It's great isn't it.

[@hurrly9036]

It just seems he is slowly loosing it, the Schtick segment was hiliriously insane

[@ShannonJacobs0]

Why should my comments be any less repetitious than the google's offensive and unstoppable ads? Only one question for KZbin: Does anyone really think more frequent and more offensive ads can lead to profit?

[@uosdwiSrdewoH]

I just love the fact that Seth took one of the most disturbed places known to humankind, a KZbin comment section, and turned it into one of the most amazing segments anyone has ever done. It's genius.

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

Indeed! Well said👏👏👏

[@marysmith7765]

Agree, it’s hilarious in here!

[@S.Pociecha]

*He's a. "It's" is for inanimate items or creatures of unknown gender, and Seth is distinctly male.

[@gayahithwen]

@@S.Pociecha Yes, if that sentence was about Seth, rather than the abstract concept of Seth's idea. Seth is male. His idea is not a gendered individual. Hence, using the pronoun "it" is entirely appropriate.

[@Hadenufyet]

I love that Seth enjoys his life so much! Thank, thank you for sharing.

[@philjohnson1744]

That Mike the seashell joke was unconchnable

[@joannek6267]

Good one!

[@kierstynsharrow1266]

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@mariahgrimes207]

Ahhaha😂😂😂 hilarious !

[@Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus]

Ok fine, have my upvote, but go to the corner and think about what you've done...🤣🤣😂

[@dereksherwood3794]

🚫🐚

[@andychristensen2947]

I think I love their willingness to absolutely beat a joke to death with pure joy and make it funny again.

[@johncrowley6048]

That Cicada hat made every single gag way funnier. Now I understand why Jesters used to wear those silly hats.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

I didn't even know what it was he was wearing! I had to go back and look and now I get it lmao

[@tralala8980]

Agreed. The hat transform it into another character, not really sure whom. It has a vibe of primary school teacher who makes his own late night show on youtube for a few selected fans from his basement. The off-tempo jokes, seemingly random connection, it has an Andy Kaufmann Quality. I hope they keep it this way. Some kind of accessoire is a must!

[@corsayr9629]

Everytime he blew on it, it made me think of the That Mitchell and Webb Look bit about the actor with the mustche that goes crazy. 🤣

[@Whatsayoutuber]

I read this as why Jesus used to wear those silly hats 😂😂😂

[@azrealle9474]

The idea of Lorne sitting up at 1 AM, waiting for Corrections just seems right.

[@StephanieAly]

"There's a Joycean amount of wordplay on this show ... Joyce is our receptionist" immediately became one of my top five Corrections jokes.

[@nicholasleemarks]

And Joyce sounds like a true jackal 😎 🐾

[@hoover728]

That whole sequence was brilliant.

[@JuiciferPandoraRex]

im-pro Joyce

[@Ian_sothejokeworks]

Easily the most clever literary joke then turned into a crack about his boss being unfaithful in his marriage. 🤣

[@ericminch]

It's the sort of writing that makes me rejoyce.

[@fivepindin]

I received my mug in London today. Thank you for keeping your promise. You are a man of your word.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Sounds like the mugs all went out together.

[@user-di6cn2ne7u]

This is someone's first episode, and I just can't imagine not knowing the lore on lore behind this segment of chaos 😂

[@travelwell6049]

They must set time aside to binge watch. It is their only choice.

[@Ian_sothejokeworks]

I love to watch every episode like it's my first. Everything becomes a surreal phantasmagoria.

[@nextchancenow7153]

Like, you wouldn’t howl at getting a Cicada Cicada update. That would be sad.

[@abigailkaterbergcolibaba]

I've watched segments before but I've never watched one of the corrections ones cause I didn't know what they were. I'm so confused 😂😂

[@chonqmonk]

Wow S, your comment caused me to think; it's probably a strength and weakness....strength in that regular jackals find this segment unmissable, and weakness in that it could keep would-be new fans too alienated to fully embrace their own jackal-hood...

[@ochocabra1542]

"the update... regards costumes" *moves on immediately* --the layers of what makes this joke funny, possible, and work is comedy gold. man, talk about the long haul payoff. brilliant.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

So much history in that one line!

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

I think I'm way behind on Seth's pandemic videos, is that where this stems from?

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@EmpyreanLightASMR Yep. I want to say it was sometime in the summer of 2020?? I really need to rewatch them all.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

@@lynnhettrick7588 for some reason i caught up on other late night shows pandemic clips but seth's I fell behind on. i think by that point, life was getting back to being busy. i've only seen one sea captain clip I think!

[@TMercan31]

Seth blowing the crocheted antenna out of his eye is everything

[@jsilberg]

Crocheted!

[@blackscreenstories3704]

@@jsilberg gesundheit

[@yarnmoods]

It’s crochet. We’ve been through this already. We can’t go through the knitting debacle again.

[@EventsKiosk]

My cat has diabetes.

[@TMercan31]

Fixed it! Thanks Jackals

[@nia.j.h]

the deeper the well of Corrections lore gets the more content I am in my daily life. please keep it going, I haven't needed therapy in months.

[@Finnec123]

Good for you! 😆

[@Twomartinispls]

This comment is amazing.

[@christopherkarr1872]

I, too, live in an echo-chamber of self-satisfaction!

[@e.p.s.9037]

This is one of the best things on the internet and it makes me angry that if I try to explain why to someone I'll necessarily sound like I need medical help

[@yarnmoods]

Right? I want to tell my adult son but I could end up in a nursing home because he’ll just hear me babbling “Seth was wearing a cicada balacava crocheted in circus colors and the animals don’t have lips so they couldn’t sing the Bs. I laughed and laughed. You have to watch it because then Seth blew the antennae out of his eyes Hahahhahaha”

[@marshamariner7897]

We all need help....we commenting about it😂🤣😅😍

[@reg2611]

Alright, #JackalFriends, I say we try and help each other out with possible explanations about corrections that don't sound completely insane. I'll try first, "Hey so that old guy from SNL's Weekend Update has a TV show and makes all these tiny insignificant mistakes like other talk show hosts. But here'sthe thing, this dude reads KZbin comments and started trying to "fix" everything he gets wrong in the show by filming a separate KZbin video. Which of course invited more people to critique that video as well. So now this old dude just lost his mind going down the rabbit hole and does like a 20-minute improv set, "correcting" his behavior with inside jokes about his staff, knitters, McDonald's mascots, and lego bricks. You should watch it, he's ridiculously funny. I love laughing at him."

[@lillijana9259]

@ E. P.S. So true! 😂

[@lillijana9259]

@Yarn Moods Hilarious! Thanks for the smile this morning! 😊🐾🧶

[@karinmiller1821]

An absolute triumph for the knitting community.

[@VideoNozoki]

The "knitting community"..... Do you mean his CROCHETED headgear

[@SchoolforHackers]

Oh jeebus here we go again...

[@Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus]

Now you've got me hoping someone will knit a cicada hat as a sort of throwing down the gauntlet to the crocheting community. Yarn wars...

[@snoski]

​@@WandaMaree agreed. I think the lower part under his chin was designed to cover his nose and mouth, but admittedly, it would have been difficult for him to talk if he'd worn that correctly.

[@melodyssong4916]

You know a Corrections is going to be good when just the thumbnail is enough to make you burst out laughing

[@commaJim]

I was worried it was going to spoil the reveal of that headpiece, but nope hahaha. So perfect

[@realityjunky]

And he doesn't refer to it for the longest time, just casually wears it as if it's normal....my coffee is shooting out my nose...again.

[@realityjunky]

@Dominic Cerisano If you mean the hat, he said it near the very end.

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

Exactly👏😂👏

[@maryroberts589]

@Dominic Cerisano costuming for Cicada Cicada!

[@mratkovich]

There’s a thing called the Corrections Paradox: it’s so funny it needs to be shared, but there’s so many call backs and so much lore it isn’t sharable because the person you share it with will be utterly baffled

[@carolremmert2508]

Hence the comments!

[@Twomartinispls]

YES!

[@dougmcclean]

Share it anyway, and go down in a Baze of glory.

[@graceface418]

Kudos to the crocheter who made the Cicada mask, its great!

[@coletteb.8889]

It does not cover the face, so it can't be a mask. I'd say hood is a good word for it. Regardless, it is amazing

[@stephen3164]

And it’s “cicada”, not “cicada”. Potato potato.

[@robertacomstock3655]

I'd feel meaner than necessary if I admit I thought it was a gay - friendly um, kitten hat. Bigger, darker eyes?

[@ericminch]

Depends on how you pronounce "crocheter".

[@petecoogan]

@@ericminch I pronounce it crotch-eter.

[@tahsinshamma2369]

Pretty cool that a network's television show can involve their viewers at such an in-depth level.

[@quinlanlonergan4861]

Ehhhhhh this does not appear on television 😅🫠 maybe for good reason

[@tahsinshamma2369]

@@quinlanlonergan4861 yeah I know this doesn’t, but the whole point of corrections is to engage the audience of the TV show. Still great with all the inside jokes just for the corrections watchers.

[@StephanieAly]

@@tahsinshamma2369 It's also been great fun to watch Corrections slowly trickle into the broadcast (via direct references, but also in carried-over bits and tonal shifts)

[@bffgaming6746]

As far as I'm concerned, the only show I watch each week is called "Corrections!" :)

[@BensonTrent]

Anyone watching with closed captions on? When Seth blew the antenna out of his face the closed captions reads [blows] a bit earlier than he does and I thought it was a commentary on the segment. HAHAHA. I thought the closed captioner had a sense of humor. I look forward to Corrections all week!

[@chrisandradavis7960]

Hilarious!!!

[@JohnRay1969]

I saw that and thought the same thing.

[@pleasebeinteresting]

Would you tell me why this show makes you laugh

[@pleasebeinteresting]

@@chrisandradavis7960 what part was funny for you

[@playnicechannel]

@@pleasebeinteresting It is clearly against Jackal law to explain the humor of corrections to those not of the pack. We say good day to you ! 🐾🐾🤷‍♀️

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

I love that Corrections stays true to fixing Seth's mistakes but also lays down some serious burns along the way.

[@nicholasleemarks]

Seth having a hot wife actually isn’t surprising if you’ve seen him sleeveless

[@TMercan31]

....especially if you saw him the last time he was sleeveless

[@nathanhampton8554]

Knowing the rule of three there’s gonna be one more callback

[@michaelmaragakis]

Depending on which corrections episode you refer to, one might still wonder: "Why?"

[@davidknightx]

No joke! If he was a pirate, he'd be Captain Jacked Sparrow!

[@nicholasleemarks]

@@davidknightx classic Joyce joke

[@MS-ss1dv]

The fact that Seth just did an entire show with never actually mentioning or referring to that thing on his head is why Corrections stands so far above other satire pieces. Thank you for always bringing the funny, Seth!

[@johanvajse8410]

he mentioned it, costumes for his play Cicada Cicada

[@MS-ss1dv]

@@johanvajse8410 yes but never actually said it was the hat…it was inferred and that was so funny!

[@christopherkarr1872]

@@MS-ss1dv It totally r/woosh'd me until I read the comments.

[@Tao_Tology]

@@johanvajse8410 *Cicada! Cicada!

[@SisterMaryMyopia]

Implied, ​@@MS-ss1dv

[@High_Alpha]

My weekend can't start properly until I hear a scream and Seth stating "Seven days". 🤣

[@stevebeltis7001]

I feel like the Seven Days call back will become equivalent to Craig Ferguson's Picture of Paul McCartney

[@purplezaretsky9343]

Seth is a comedic genius. So underrated. Corrections is way funnier than the actual show imho. Nothing Seth says is by mistake. And his delivery is spot on. And Wally is the best 😂.

[@sainjawoof3506]

GREAT NEWS!! Many birds can indeed mimic sounds like B's and P's. These species possess an organ called the syrinx, which allows them to produce what are called labial consonants using a completely different process.

[@christopheroconnor7659]

Props…

[@hellpoint7534]

Labial consonants? Let's see what they do with that!

[@bigmo611]

@@hellpoint7534 I don't think they'll give it anything but lip service

[@nextchancenow7153]

@@bigmo611 I’m so glad I read this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bluejay5045]

But eagles aren't mimics

[@danparadoski8301]

Dear Seth, My wife says to me today, "Who do we know in New York that would send us a box?!" I took the box and immediately started my jackal cackle as I discovered it was the jackal mug you promised! I'm gonna use it all the time! It shipped all the way from China (PRC) to NY then back to Taiwan (ROC)! Unbelievable. Thanks!

[@TRaViS.BELL77]

Can Seth Meyers BE any more... amazeballs/adorable/hilarious and still somehow always be, slightly cranky? LOL

[@carrite]

No. Shaddup!

[@TRaViS.BELL77]

@@carrite Ew. You shaddup ya big ol meanie!

[@polygaryd]

Hey chandler bing is in the comment section today

[@Dermatillomaniac]

Words cannot describe how much joy this segment brings me each week. It is 100% nonsensical yet deeply satisfying. Such a treat on Fridays!!

[@alexandrac6177]

Man I had just tucked in for a nice, thoughtful video essay to watch while I folded my laundry when I saw the thumbnail. I’ve never clicked on something faster in my life.

[@johnobrien2373]

Yeah, but the laundry seemed to fold itself, you were so distracted, didn't it?

[@majormetcalf1225]

The hat just slowly broke me down and by the end I couldn’t stop laughing.

[@MarnettaAnn]

I am dying over "champ-ange" and " sonch" he'll forever be my Hollywood crush! Thank you, Seth!

[@cantantenoel]

As soon as he said "We've done the baby head three times, so we're not doing it anymore," I immediately turned my volume down 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashlei315]

This is the only show ever where the thumbnail makes me laugh and be even more excited to watch it than I already was. Seth, please shout out the person who made your hat so we can thank them!

[@LindaC616]

Pretty sure it was our friend Patty Lilyons again.

[@christopheroconnor7659]

NO! Sorry, I don’t mean to be curt but what makes this perfect is that the only people who know are Seth and the Jackal. It’s a bonding thing…

[@S.Pociecha]

*Costume head or *Crocheted costume head. It's for Seth's upcoming musical "Cicada, Cicada" and it's brilliant.

[@S.Pociecha]

@@christopheroconnor7659: *the Jackals. There are many of us. And the "Cicada, Cicada" cast & crew are probably in the know.

[@jessicageorge9136]

And if we Knitters and crocheters could please get the pattern that would be extra-special

[@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556]

My husband, only knowing the show from my reaction to it, considers Seth a mastermind who has created the internet’s most grassroots loyalty of all time.

[@mortona42yt]

This clip is a pretty solid surrealist art piece. Especially if you're not in the loop on what he's referring to, just... what?

[@aaronpeart]

I think of it as "Jazz Stand-up" - its all about the jokes you don't hear

[@Catherinzsl]

@@aaronpeart "Jazz" sounds like something a very excited jackal might do.

[@JefCollier]

I love the idea that Lorne sits waiting for the release of something, presumably watches it at 1.5 speed, and then immediately starts giving notes to the talent.

[@sawyermerchant4667]

Joyce is not Lorne's mistress, she's his consort.

[@John_Smith_60]

This being a jackal section, I have to point out that they would have to be married for Joyce to be a consort. Joyce would be more of a concubine.

[@prenks23]

I got to drink up this week's Corrections while enjoying a hot cup of tea in my brand new JACKAL MUG!! The perfect way to end the week 💚 Thanks, Seth!

[@davidheitke6648]

Burnt toilet paper could be "charred" therefore I think "Char-Min" still works for a segment called Ya Burnt

[@gmwillow]

The chaotic, irreverent energy of Seth is a nice callback to Craig Ferguson's old show. Obviously, it's brilliant!

[@jackl4laughs]

So who is crocheting a Mac Tonight headpiece for him to wear?

[@aleks-33]

Oh my god...

[@jenjins]

I'm making one for Wally to wear😏

[@jackl4laughs]

@@jenjins if there is a God, I hope it blesses you with eternal happiness for being so awesome.

[@aftonair]

@@jenjins Seth's worst nightmare.

[@erukaseven]

Not a headpiece, but a plush doll is in the works. 😈

[@bmonroe6947]

there needs to be a dating app only for people who watch Corrections. part of it I think is that the positive energy in the comment section each week is unlike anything on KZbin.

[@christineherrmann205]

I have so much sympathy for the staff who had to sing _Animal Flubs_ three times. You are - or should have been - unsung heroes. I'll see myself out.

[@Jewlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Pretty sure that was Seth doing every voice

[@christineherrmann205]

@@Jewlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz then I will hold sympathy for all of Seth's personalities and hope they never stage a revolt.

[@mdeliacloherty]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Camptonweat]

I tried to explain animal flubs to my wife, now she thinks I'm weird.

[@samanthamarko7845]

Lol it's definitely just seth :p

[@TheOldHippiebilly]

I'm 63 years old and I've always been a fan of comedy. "Corrections" is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life and it just gets better&better. Thank you Seth and everyone else involved for enriching my world.

[@jadedragoness2736]

This is how invested I am become in haunted baby head. I was looking away at the moment it appeared, and so I immediately clicked back to the moment prior to its appearance out of a vague worry I would miss my 7 days reset for death. Corrections has warped my brain. 🤣😂🤣

[@aaa303]

Please post the time so I can avoid it. I hate these jump scares.

[@Nortarachanges]

@@aaa303 it comes out of Koala’s face. So just skip forward when Koala says “Oh God, no!”

[@certifiedboghopper9622]

mistook the cicada cicada headpiece for a fan-made mantis shrimp hat and was immediately racking my brain to recall an instance where my fav crustaceans were referenced on this show. glad to see I didn’t miss anything lol

[@chezmoi42]

Oh, are you perchance a fan of Zefrank's channel? He has a lovely mantis shrimp episode.

[@certifiedboghopper9622]

@@chezmoi42 I actually hadn’t seen that video! I gave it a watch and really enjoyed it. thanks for the recommendation! :)

[@chezmoi42]

@@certifiedboghopper9622 I hope you'll enjoy all the rest, too. He's manically silly and scientifically accurate all at the same time.

[@fyimanners]

I came looking for this comment, because I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought it was a mantis shrimp!

[@JeremyForTheWin]

man tis shrimp hat really threw you off, eh

[@Catherinzsl]

The "correction" about Wally being in the background of the photo makes me think we need a new Corrections segment to deal with such matters: *Nocturnal Omissions.*

[@stillhere1425]

Oh! That would be so brilliant!

[@utezahn3174]

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!

[@alrightyru]

Well I had to laugh because I'm watching 30 Rock from the beginning and there's a cue card guy named Wally!

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

@@alrightyru Is it him? If it's not, then it's a reference to him.

[@alrightyru]

@@EmpyreanLightASMR not the same person but I defo wondered & slowed it down to see!

[@williamferguson8543]

We got the Charmin pronunciation correction, but still waiting on the Ri-Ann-uh pronunciation correction. Loved the joke about a bidet full of champagne! 😅 Also, petition to bring back the full version of the Animal Flubs song!

[@AlecDenholm]

Ok but it's called Charmin (with a hard 'ch') in other markets, literally the UK jingle emphasises this.

[@Nortarachanges]

It makes more sense to me to pronounce it that way. Like it’s just Southern for “charming”

[@janey3407]

@@AlecDenholm Yes I was horrified to learn this upon moving 2 the UK!

[@SarahBW2893]

There’s old audio of Rihanna introducing herself as “Ri-ANNE-uh.” Is this correct or the commonly used pronunciation? I missed Seth’s flub.

[@Gildedmuse]

"Joyce is our receptionist. She's a lot." I'd love to imagine that James Joyce's friends said similar. "Joyce is our writer friend. He's *A LOT*."

[@sempressfi]

😂😂 I want to make this an urban legend

[@johnobrien2373]

Everyone who has ever read "Ulysses" came away with that conclusion, I promise you!

[@chonqmonk]

Methinks Ezra Pound was a buddy of James Joyce's, and if so, I'm thinking J.J. might've been one of the more normal people in their circle of friends. (Also, to get *A LOT* in darker thicker writing, you need a space between your second * and the punctuation after it.)

[@Nortarachanges]

@@chonqmonk good advice. But with my screen, the bold is actually less noticeable than the asterisks. So this way conveys emphasis better to me

[@Gildedmuse]

@@chonqmonk I mean, my basic rule is if you ever find the "normal" one in a group of artist friends then: 1. Hey, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a critic/reviewer/producer/publisher/editor! At the very least it's nice to have someone who lives long enoto promote you and your friends work! 2. Don't. Look. Any. Deeper. (Also, I did not know that, so thank you for the hint! It doesn't seem to actually make it bolder on the phone, unfortunately, but now I know for the future.)

[@mainemade73]

I asked and you delivered. Knitting and Cicada Cicahda!! This is sublime on too many levels. My jackal hat is off to you Sir👍🏽🤣🎉

[@VideoNozoki]

Birds "B" and "P" sounds: The way birds make sounds is different to how mammals make sounds - instead of one set of vocal chords near the top of the throat (the larynx), they have a pair of a different kind of vocal organ nearer their lungs (the syrinx). In birds that are good at mimicking, they can use this pair to make 2 different sounds at the same time, and because their vocal system works differently, they can make different sounds to what our vocal chords can. This lets them make sounds that sound like 'b' and 'p' without lips.

[@desmond-hawkins]

Let's hope they issue a correction and credit you for it. I can't believe they would take non-ornithologist jackals at their word on bird phonetics! On this topic if anyone's interested in an early attempt at categorization into vowels, explosives, and fricatives, check out the paper titled "The Phonetics of Bird-Sound" by Richard Hunt (1923).

[@bearsoup5988]

Thank you for this bit of authentic info!

[@pemdechen6300]

wow

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

@@desmond-hawkins I downloaded a PDF copy to read. Thank you

[@d.263]

I've been watching Corrections faithfully since the 1st segment, and I can honestly say it's the best addiction ever! Thank you Seth and entire crew!

[@brittanym2288]

I laughed out loud multiple times. Corrections is my favourite 😂

[@DES.REVER.DESIGNS]

I live for corrections... it's so good that it literally is a potential cure to depression.

[@camillex333]

kept on rewinding parts of this episode because my focus would just drift to those dangly bits on the cicada headpiece LOL absolutely mesmerizing

[@thesubhumancomedy]

It did take focus from the words. Haha! I had to see it twice, and still not sure I got everything.

[@karibrinkman-sull7239]

Yet another episode that made me laugh from start to finish! Thank you for the comedic genius (my words, lol)

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

"Popes are celibate" ***laughs in Borgia***

[@DennisMoore664]

Celibate priests -- they can't have their own kids but everyone else's are fair game.

[@Cypresssina]

Oh Alexander VI 🤣

[@thesubhumancomedy]

I can't, with words, say how much I love this. 😄❣

[@cameronyoung3025]

I sometimes listen to comedy videos in the background, though usually I try to keep an eye on Corrections so as not to miss visual gags, but I managed to get 1.32 into this episode without looking up, so I didn't see what you were wearing until the moment the crew laughed knowingly at the mention of costumes. I looked up after that laugh because it reminded me of the laughs when you wore the sweater and the pizza hat merch. I think it's a testament to the intimate nature of Corrections that those kinds of subtlety are noticeable, and I do think that it was the funniest and most satisfying way to receive this joke.

[@natefunk44]

This always makes me laugh so hard. Thank you for doing it. The Cicada costume joke should go into the Library of Congress to be preserved forever! Haha

[@caitrina19]

The knitted hat and scarf make it impossible not to laugh! I think it’s the little puffs (bug eyes?) over his ears and the two dangly antennae bits!! 😂😂😂

[@ruthspanos2532]

Crocheted

[@corryhinckley6103]

This is perfect. My favorite weekly show anywhere.

[@robotwolf]

Seth and Company really work their asses off. Thank you glorious weirdos!

[@alicephilips1847]

I have noticed the sensibilities of Corrections creeping into show segments and I LIKE IT!

[@eunicekalu8965]

Love these Corrections!!!!!! This segment really makes my Friday! Have a great Friday and have a wonderful weekend everyone! 😁😁😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ellarb6402]

Oh Seth, thank you! It’s almost midnight and I’m laughing out loud. What a great end to a long day! Thank you for the joy you and your team bring to this show!

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

Ditto❣❣❣

[@huffore]

Thank you so much for wearing the costume the entire time!! 💗

[@Td1zzle]

I would seriously like to know; A: What time of day is "Corrections" typically recorded at? B: How long after Thursday taping does Lorne leave the office, so u can record this mayhem?

[@karenparr1023]

I would also like to know this

[@ODUBlue]

A BTS look at Corrections is mandatory for the next Specjackular

[@lynnhettrick7588]

They record it after their Thursday show.

[@aaronhoy3410]

The place someone requests a ticket says shows typically end by 5:15 pm [though it can change,] so I would imagine that these probably start recording around 6:30 pm give or take 30 minutes.

[@andrewbyronloveshire5209]

Anyone else frightened by how much that shell actually looked like Mike Lindell

[@ManyTriangles]

The thumbnail sold me immediately. You guys made the right choice.

[@aleks-33]

Absolutely 💯

[@seventennorth]

correction: i mean, there's no other thumbnail they could pick. he's never not wearing it.

[@LindaC616]

@@seventennorth right. Patty spent a lot of time on that

[@geekdivaherself]

@@seventennorth Correction correction: they could have used one from Animal Flubs.

[@tmcbeers1]

Some may see the beauty of Seth’s wife for her looks, but I see her beauty through her occupation. She’s a special person. ❤️

[@alrightyru]

It's because she's seen him sleeveless, Seth's hot

[@camilagnorth]

This is so true!!! I agree a lot ❤

[@JoeO.]

Assuming this installment of Corrections was from our reality, it has really made me contemplate the Corrections multiverse.

[@reinertlove]

I have been watching these since the beginning...this one made me laugh just as loud as the 1st few. Thank you!

[@InariKitsune42]

A knitter I watch on KZbin has a shirt they sell that says "I am pro Joyce". I thought about getting it for a laugh before and I now have even more reasons for it to tempt being in my life. 💜

[@davecanada4091]

But will people won’t get it. It will be “ Ulysses” …

[@LedZep207]

I have tickets to see Seth in Austin, TX in April. I also have a link to purchase a Mac Tonight costume. What are the odds Seth will have security escort me out if I try to wear it during his set?

[@RandallChase1]

It’s worth the chance!

[@AccelerateYourSuccess]

Ooh, does that mean he's filming a new comedy special?

[@kathleen109]

He'd know a jackal was in the house.

[@LedZep207]

@@AccelerateYourSuccess I’m not sure if it’s being filmed. Didn’t see anything about that when I bought tickets. It’s for a comedy festival that’s held every year in Austin.

[@lordofsparks]

The knitted cicada headpiece is what elevated this to high art. 🎉😅

[@bladesmarts101]

I find this segment Sharming

[@TheJesterofCool]

The Bill Kitten joke made me so nostalgic for Seth's actual Hulu animated show, The Awesomes. I want a revival/continuation on Peacock so bad!

[@Squatch_needs_no_heroes]

The ‘blessed are the cheese makers’ joke was right there.

[@purrbugaloo]

I was thinking the same thing! 🤣

[@UpstateMediaNY]

Cheese jokes clearly aren't Gouda nuff for Seth.

[@bigmo611]

@@UpstateMediaNY it may have come off as Stiltoned

[@DoctorMoo]

Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products, Big Nose.

[@joseph-zoramcbride4029]

Seriously, my mind immediately went to Life of Brian! "Well obviously it is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products!"

[@windmasterfluke]

Having the Eagle Flub in the song Animal Flubs was genius!! Great comedy writing.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

Turns out, it wasn't a flub!

[@mazelme]

(Not a Jackal here) Corrections has become my favorite part of your show.

[@AccelerateYourSuccess]

The Black Dog's music is rad.

[@marysmith7765]

You are automatically a jackal.

[@michaeldeboer]

The Animal Flubs segment is already becoming my favorite. Laughed out loud. Goddamnit.

[@En0ugh_4lready]

Lol I've (and many of us) watched every corrections. I can't imagine stumbling on it now and not being in on all the inside jokes.

[@microfoneman]

I think the parentheses should come before the apostrophe

[@cBodhi]

@@microfoneman they're in the correct place; but they should be commas 🙃

[@TheFlowerGirl77]

If this is ANY indicator for the “costuming” for Cicada Cicada, which we have ALREADY been excited to see made - well, sign me up for the entire front row! 😂 Last week was indescribable. This week I can’t help but wonder if I am in the midst of a psychedelic dreamscape! 😅😅😅 Loving every minute! Thank you Seth and the entire team.

[@alrightyru]

Thanks for the mug Seth. This Jackel got hers today!

[@singingsunflower9000]

Really???? From sending in a post card??? Which country you live in?? 👀 Im beyond excited about getting one, should i use it at work or keep it safe at home?

[@johnobrien2373]

@Singing Sunflower If you're single, use it at work, so you can find the jackal you're meant to marry. If you're married, keep it home until you're ready to have an affair. An attentive jackal partner will notice it's gone and up his/her game to keep you...or not, but at least you'll know.

[@aaronbentley1879]

This corrections idea was such a great idea sir!! I love it almost as good as your show!! 😂

[@DeeveOnYT]

Corrections - possibly the only thing better than jokes Seth can't tell!

[@andrewstevenson118]

Jokes Seth Can't Tell is pretty good

[@jdms65]

I truly love surprise inspection which I would say is Seth doing corrections on his writers.

[@andrewstevenson118]

@@jdms65 Or "you're burned"

[@yeeaahBUDDY]

@@andrewstevenson118 correction: 'Ya Burnt'

[@andrewstevenson118]

@@yeeaahBUDDY Jackal

[@ellamarsters8791]

I love how he didn’t even acknowledge the hat for the longest time 😂

[@brothajohn]

This show is my Friday morning breakfast ritual.

[@maryjanerx]

Same!! Look forward to this all week

[@MrSpudda]

This is still one of my favourite KZbin Videos to watch each week. I laugh out loud every day which probably makes my wife confused since I use Headphones when I listen to videos

[@leilaniaileenlove]

You are my favorite show host ever period!

[@ghilemaer]

This has to be the most unhinged one yet, and I am here for it 🤣

[@primis82]

I just received my international Jackal mug this morning, thank you so much, it's made my day xx

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Congratulations! Great news! Can’t forget the international Jackals!

[@MariaVosa]

Correction to your correction. An Orca IS a whale! It belongs to the parvorder Toothed whales - as do dolphins. The Cetacea is collective name for all whales, both Toothed and Baleen. (I only know this because I was about to correct you on calling the Orca a whale, but doublechecked so as not embarass myself - as some other jackal clearly did)

[@SouthCountyGal]

Yes, a toothed whale. :-) In my misspent youth I worked in whaling museums, and I had to know that sort of thing. I felt compelled to correct that Correction out loud, so now my cats are also secure in the knowledge that orcas are both dolphins and whales; the former classification being a subset of the latter. However, they also heard the bit about the orcas' unspecified murder victims, and now they won't come out from under the couch in case the tide rises and the toothed dolphin-whales come looking for fresh meat. Incidentally, in the logs of late 19th-century whaling ships orcas are referred to as Grampus. Which could open up a whole new set of animal jokes if anyone actually cared what a bunch of grubby sailors nicknamed whales 100 years ago.

[@jaime9829]

Came for this, I felt sure someone had to say it! All dolphins are whales but not all whales are dolphins. Allllllso mayyyybe this is a separate comment but as a marine science educator I have to say conchs definitely have shells. (loved the Marcel the Shell reference).

[@MuShinGirl]

I ran out of exclamatory words of acclimation a few comments back, but you are all killing it!

[@lavegetaliana]

I did not expect to laugh as much as I did when the eagle pronounced “b.” I’m crying.

[@alexandrac6177]

It’s 1:15, and Lorne is hitting send on his text right this instant. I’m betting he doesn’t mention the hat

[@melissylum4106]

I look forward to Corrections more than anything else each week. 🥰

[@mannytheangel]

That baby doll head makes me laugh every time. I say break the rule of threes and just make it an ongoing drop you can call back to like you do with your accents, the cicada play, Mac tonight. Itd be really funny if to avoid Wally having any lines in corrections you make the baby head holding a cue card at the end.

[@christopheroconnor7659]

Don’t worry. Even Fight Club has more rules than this place…

[@teeluh1]

This might be one of my favourite ones so far, it's been the highlight of a very rough week for me.