Corrupted Cover Art: Brocas Helm

[@nine-toedsloth7168]

One of the only people on the internet who actually knows a single thing about metal.

[@putridabomination]

True

[@johnsmith5215]

I haven't heard him once mention the wiggles so I don't think I can agree with that

[@void3886]

Wait what? What the hell is metal? Where am I?

[@k0lds0up5]

Hot diggedy dog, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any channel post 2 videos in 6 months. This guy is straight wildin.

[@vingaxoc6543]

All I hear is “Broke As Hell”

[@amos29455]

Same here ☠☠☠ 6:09 "and the BROKEST knight is too...."

[@ProgrammedForDamage]

So do I; but I think I'm projecting my own circumstances.

[@francecruz5157]

Ok mung daal

[@nomduclavier]

Sameee

[@putridabomination]

Thanks to Brutal Legend, Brocas Helm is constantly blasting in my home.

[@Frank074]

Yes!!!!

[@timothymckane6362]

"Sir Buckethead" would be a good name for that character in those album arts of Brocas Helm.

[@crystallogic2543]

They should hire Buckethead and make a comeback. Give him a buckethelm and a couple flails instead of those nunchucks

[@nostopit179]

It’s cannon now. We know how you lost your eye

[@littlepumpkinseed]

This is so funny hahaha. The deep voice is so nice I can listen to it for hours, with its impenetrable meaning of uncanniness. Plus the very malicious humour... it so fine that even the stock imagines cant fully showcase the true depth of the images he depicts by explaining those worldly paintings in our mindssss. Love your videos man!

[@Sarvusify]

The DMs to Regina Spektor are kinda cute She's the best

[@ytuser13082011]

I love the ways I'm lost while listening to your colourful depictions of things that never suppose to be matched together. Thank you for this [always unexpected, yet hilarious] content.

[@archebaldmurlok449]

checking back into your channel after forgetting about it for several months since youtube decided i shouldnt see your videos anymore even though im subscribed anyways this is actually one of my favorite bands cool to see it covered here

[@juicykisses78]

I have no idea what you’re talking about but i love watching these

[@blackenedblueberry4471]

I saw the Brocas Helm this morning it is in the Kingdom of Drangleic

[@minttea6358]

he was also in the Dreg Heap searching for his own ID because he has gone hollow

[@komariniyurozhay]

Hey, m'Goniloc, glad to see you back

[@ImperialistJoe]

It's a jousting helmet, wearing it in an actual fight would have been borderline suicidal!

[@maebae5350]

His worst enemy: sand So the brocus helmed dude is actually Anakin Skywalker

[@juliussneezer87_29]

I've learned about alot of my favorite bands though you.

[@Daplin1]

Does he get in your way of learning?

[@simonlemieux3720]

This band rocks! Great discovery. Thanks One-eyed-hoodied-skeletor

[@lewispeterson2050]

A great addition to the canon of Goniloc lore

[@gordongray3102]

Brocas helm, more like broke as hell

[@gordongray3102]

Idk if they poor or anything but thought the joke was funny so...

[@idontknowshark]

Weed

[@gordongray3102]

@@idontknowshark N I C E

[@gerardgaray828]

@revelationnone and I have been commiserating about needing your content for a good minute. It has finally paid off! This is googoogaga great!

[@grindcollapse]

I don't think I have ever been this early to any video

[@idontknowshark]

The only non-poser metal youtuber on this site

[@raulperez2308]

are we really still using poser

[@idontknowshark]

@@raulperez2308, yes. Yes we do.

[@zachward6497]

@@raulperez2308 Only posers complain about the word poser

[@raulperez2308]

@@zachward6497 only 14 year olds with Metal Pride™ use the world poser as an insult

[@zachward6497]

@@raulperez2308 Hmm, sounds like something a poser would say #exposed

[@ahratmenu1739]

if you cut darth mauls lightsaber in half, could you use them as chopsticks

[@Apemopo]

no the lazer beams would burn the food

[@A-man1998]

@Mate Eternal hmmm...touche..

[@wontoms]

The King is backkk

[@THEshaggyrogers]

Man, as THE lord shaggy i bless you with the powers of Super Shag

[@The-Artificer]

This band is fucking amazing. Weird, sometimes bad cover art? Check. Songs about drinking and driving and skull fucking? Check. Some of the craziest riffs and bass playing you'll find in heavy metal? Fucking check. I once heard them described as "Deadbeat dad metal", and I think that's perfect. They do what they want, don't care about not releasing more than 3 albums in almost 40 years, and play shows when they damn well feel like it. Speaking of their live shows, holy shit they're fun. They aren't the tightest band, they're actually kind of sloppy, but they put on a wicked fun show that you'll be pressed to find elsewhere. Also their bass player's nickname is The Wizard for fuck's sake (he's also in a couple of Troma movies). Brocas Helm rules.

[@253abd]

One of my favorite series to learn from.

[@jbh3074]

"Googa Mode" is gonna be a term I use from now on.

[@magnos_decimus]

that frog mouth helm wasn't really a battle field armament it was a jousting helmet for maximum protection, which is why the helmet was typically bolted on...…… ….Talking about nerd stuff no one asked for

[@5crewyouy0uT00B]

EDIT * He fixed it * these helmets were exclusively used in tournaments to shield the eyes from fragments of broken lances. it's completely confusing to imagine anyone using this type of armor outside of jousting. the reason it looks so weird, is because its intended use requires the rider to lean forward so that they could see what they were doing and then sit upright as close to the moment of impact as possible in order to shield the face from possible wooden lance fragments from getting into the eyes of those upper class soliders. Soooo.... how many sword bois be metal heads too? I feel there must be a certain amount of overlap just based on the fantasy art prevalent on album art for years. Also, thanks for being a cool guy meta_melcan, props.

[@magnos_decimus]

@@5crewyouy0uT00B done! thanks for mentioning I probably edited something else in their but its fine and I said "wasn't really" because thats how I say things with out going into too much detail. but don't worry were on the same page about everything you wrote. keep it metal

[@oldworldpatriot8920]

Bro you really need to make more videos,you're one of very few KZbinrs I would support on Patreon

[@travischilders9921]

I like.

[@trumencuminyerbum]

So manilla road next huh?

[@wetslaps1289]

God tier metal youtuber tbh

[@jedrzejraczynski3301]

One of the most fenomenal bands on this planet. All hail.

[@stuffin91]

Goniloc Rides Again!

[@salsamonkey65]

Is that last bit foreshadowing at a Manilla Road episode???

[@guyman9655]

We get some goniloc lore with a nice video

[@grantholomeu3725]

The Brocas Horse has clearly brocas leg (ah.... ahhhhhhhh)

[@joonia5492]

only true kvlt people know who is at 0:52

[@dftns]

Who is he!? Ash from Nargaroth!?

[@dftns]

​@based huuttis I'd should figured it out!

[@dftns]

@based huuttis so! I should have imagined that this is just your alter ego

[@MFramy]

Absolutely loved it, great video man!

[@lc9072]

The sheer size of Gonilocs brain.

[@jasonbates2687]

brilliant narrative and editing.

[@shrekrion4099]

oh i’ve been waiting for this one

[@rome5628]

I love brocas helm omfg!

[@ezcondition]

"why i love your work" < "why i luv your work"

[@Johnny__Silver]

Worth the wait... again.

[@DukeofItaly]

The king is back

[@RisingJericho]

Shoutouts to that one Brocas Helm song that made it into Brutal Legend

[@keebitreal8824]

YEAAAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIII

[@rosannei]

What a fun video. I love nerdy album art.

[@ArtemusCain]

Gooey goosey Goonilloch gushing gash in my gussy Spoiler alert this is a simulation of the discord server.

[@oceanman1162]

My lord

[@komariniyurozhay]

Good luck, hope Regina will answer you one day

[@theinsensitivehatemonger5317]

Holy hell the difference in quality between the into battle album cover and black death is outstanding.

[@nobodxy]

2:44 best sign ever 😂

[@bskinboy22]

You brilliant baritone bastard...

[@basswizardry]

Ah, finally... yer nobody till somebody pokes fun at you. Thank you greatly. (funny shit, too)

[@atroxmanibus6349]

Dooley

[@Bryan-ce6bo]

Yesss you’re back

[@IronMiddo]

How about a Grave Digger video? Cover art in that is great

[@WheelsWithinCosmicWheels]

Hope you do one on Manilla Road someday

[@lscf]

This guy can go toe to toe with Erik from Internet Comment Etiquette when it comes to shitposting

[@Vanished_Mostly]

Keeps sounding like "Broke as Hell"

[@ryandoherty4291]

Can you do a video on metal bands from New Jersey? Our metal scene isn't great, but we have quite a few diamonds in the rough that deserve to be known. Plus some of them have a heavy punk influence, and I know how you love making fun of punk.

[@hjdjnxnx6115]

You should do manilla road

[@christopherdamron269]

Hell yea another Sam 0’- I mean Goniloc video

[@furgel7717]

Holy shit I thought Brocas Helm was this niche ass band that only I head off, I'm glad to see I'm no tthe only one liking it.

[@user-ev8lv7ot1x]

0:24 >Sirith Ungol

[@Goniloc]

The band name is pronounced with a soft c despite the Tolkien pronunciation using the hard c

[@user-ev8lv7ot1x]

@@Goniloc I bet the band members said it wrong and wouldn't admit it so they changed it to soft.

[@strikerdiego]

Defender of the crown is the very best. And yes, those guys are "broke as hell"

[@LovroZimak]

Do Woods Of Ypres

[@SeanHiruki]

The Germans already did that 100 years ago

[@LovroZimak]

@@SeanHiruki That a pretty good joke

[@VoidDWG]

Just when I thought this channel died.

[@papabroly8000]

4:41 _I'm going to be that one guy that points out the obvious Silent Hill reference. Sorry_

[@fortreebeard9273]

Finally

[@eduardodiaz9942]

I'd figure the reason the Brocas Helmeted knight on the covers hasn't appeared since the Athens incident is because he's gotten into the music biz and is releasing a dozen LP's per year.

[@thisisnotmyrealname6990]

Khemmis

[@brooke6138]

so Khemmis is next, right??

[@ephraimsb2277]

have you ever considered the fact that he smashed your face accidentally because the brocas helm was restricting his vision considerably?

[@col.sanders5987]

Hey, how do I join the Gonlioc discord server? I forgot where to find the link.

[@olivermlikota4465]

corrupted cover art Gorgoroth would go pretty well I think, you ever seen the cover to Destroyer?

[@silmarillion1780]

This band is the shit

[@grahamcracking5056]

it's me, I'm the unspecified genders

[@artirony410]

Drink And Drive is the best trad metal song ever

[@stevenreid2571]

Googoo gaga Peepee papa I request a bastardized history of glam metal, let's see them "locks" oh great GoniLOCK.

[@purplehockeymask]

Pls do a bastardized history of Nu Metal

[@lithunoisan]

Is defender of the crown a POV

[@fortreebeard9273]

Dieser Spielplatz ist bis auf Weiteres GESPERRT ! P. S. Ritter - verpisst euch!

[@swoleinvictus213]

Nach diesem Kommentar habe ich gesucht ..

[@notanm6616]

Welllllll, did Regina Spektor answer your DMs or nah? If she did, please do tell.

[@igneous061]

Hmmh...you mean Froggy helm? XD

[@LeagueOfJared]

Khemmis reference Khemmis reference

[@damienhelmold6978]

This made me laugh so hard

[@artirony410]

was the thing about a black horse being headless outside New York City a Godfather reference?

[@deathoftheparty4424]

In defence of Brocas Helm, Greek olives taste amazing. No wonder the meal in Athens lead to an argument with the Skeleton community.

[@SigismundSonOfDorn]

Bruuhhh i didnt think anyone else knew about brocas helm haha

[@iammaxhailme]

1984, 1988, and... 2004? Well, ok

[@42stabs26]

Don't worry about the Greek government not answering your messages. They have abandoned Greece and its people. I think you could locate them at an island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean enjoying life while the land they once called home was and still is disintegrating. Anyway I would propose that you make a Greek black metal guide. I believe there is a lot of filth and grease to cover.(Also, yes, the "land they once called home" is a Caladan Brood reference). Take care

[@acidisprettygood205]

Hello I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

[@aodhgano.9531]

ight see everyone it two months

[@MoshWithEzra]

four seconds in and Goniloc said trans rights

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Le 42%

[@gwoolham]

@@murphyslaw_1776 IKR, It rules that Goniloc's helping in a small way to bring that down!

[@norgepalm7315]

@@murphyslaw_1776 huh?

[@laughingmantis1769]

@@norgepalm7315 I believe it's 42% of trans teens either go through with or show signs of suicide.

[@norgepalm7315]

@@laughingmantis1769 not surprising. Is that a meme or supposed to be a commonly known fact?

[@marvintimke3978]

2:43 Dein Scheiß ernst. Warum Deutsch, dass versteht doch keiner XD

[@swoleinvictus213]

Ich denke er auch nicht...war wahrscheinlich Zufall...

[@marvintimke3978]

@@swoleinvictus213 Warum sollte er einfach irgendein Bild nehmen, wo etwas auf Deutsch drauf steht

[@swoleinvictus213]

@@marvintimke3978 Evtl hatt er "No knights" oder ausm deutschen überenommen "No Ritter" googelt und es genommen weil er es absurd und witzig fand...

[@marvintimke3978]

@@swoleinvictus213 Das wäre dann keine Ritter. Aber ja, hört sich schon logisch an, wenn er vielleicht nur das Wort Ritter kennt

[@swoleinvictus213]

@@marvintimke3978 In diesem Surrealen Video vor diesem lag auch am Anfang ein Englisch Deutsch Wörterbuch unter dieser Froschstatue...