One of the only people on the internet who actually knows a single thing about metal.
@putridabomination4 жыл бұрын
True
@johnsmith52154 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard him once mention the wiggles so I don't think I can agree with that
@void38864 жыл бұрын
Wait what? What the hell is metal? Where am I?
@k0lds0up54 жыл бұрын
Hot diggedy dog, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any channel post 2 videos in 6 months. This guy is straight wildin.
@vingaxoc65434 жыл бұрын
All I hear is “Broke As Hell”
@amos294554 жыл бұрын
Same here ☠☠☠ 6:09 "and the BROKEST knight is too...."
@ProgrammedForDamage4 жыл бұрын
So do I; but I think I'm projecting my own circumstances.
@francecruz51574 жыл бұрын
Ok mung daal
@nomduclavier3 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@putridabomination4 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Brutal Legend, Brocas Helm is constantly blasting in my home.
@Frank0743 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!
@timothymckane63624 жыл бұрын
"Sir Buckethead" would be a good name for that character in those album arts of Brocas Helm.
@crystallogic25434 жыл бұрын
They should hire Buckethead and make a comeback. Give him a buckethelm and a couple flails instead of those nunchucks
@nostopit1794 жыл бұрын
It’s cannon now. We know how you lost your eye
@littlepumpkinseed4 жыл бұрын
This is so funny hahaha. The deep voice is so nice I can listen to it for hours, with its impenetrable meaning of uncanniness. Plus the very malicious humour... it so fine that even the stock imagines cant fully showcase the true depth of the images he depicts by explaining those worldly paintings in our mindssss. Love your videos man!
@Sarvusify4 жыл бұрын
The DMs to Regina Spektor are kinda cute She's the best
@ytuser130820113 жыл бұрын
I love the ways I'm lost while listening to your colourful depictions of things that never suppose to be matched together. Thank you for this [always unexpected, yet hilarious] content.
@archebaldmurlok4494 жыл бұрын
checking back into your channel after forgetting about it for several months since youtube decided i shouldnt see your videos anymore even though im subscribed anyways this is actually one of my favorite bands cool to see it covered here
@juicykisses783 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what you’re talking about but i love watching these
@blackenedblueberry44714 жыл бұрын
I saw the Brocas Helm this morning it is in the Kingdom of Drangleic
@minttea63584 жыл бұрын
he was also in the Dreg Heap searching for his own ID because he has gone hollow
@komariniyurozhay4 жыл бұрын
Hey, m'Goniloc, glad to see you back
@ImperialistJoe4 жыл бұрын
It's a jousting helmet, wearing it in an actual fight would have been borderline suicidal!
@maebae53504 жыл бұрын
His worst enemy: sand So the brocus helmed dude is actually Anakin Skywalker
@juliussneezer87_294 жыл бұрын
I've learned about alot of my favorite bands though you.
@Daplin14 жыл бұрын
Does he get in your way of learning?
@simonlemieux37204 жыл бұрын
This band rocks! Great discovery. Thanks One-eyed-hoodied-skeletor
@lewispeterson20502 жыл бұрын
A great addition to the canon of Goniloc lore
@gordongray31024 жыл бұрын
Brocas helm, more like broke as hell
@gordongray31024 жыл бұрын
Idk if they poor or anything but thought the joke was funny so...
@idontknowshark4 жыл бұрын
Weed
@gordongray31024 жыл бұрын
@@idontknowshark N I C E
@gerardgaray8284 жыл бұрын
@revelationnone and I have been commiserating about needing your content for a good minute. It has finally paid off! This is googoogaga great!
@grindcollapse4 жыл бұрын
I don't think I have ever been this early to any video
@idontknowshark4 жыл бұрын
The only non-poser metal youtuber on this site
@raulperez23084 жыл бұрын
are we really still using poser
@idontknowshark4 жыл бұрын
@@raulperez2308, yes. Yes we do.
@zachward64974 жыл бұрын
@@raulperez2308 Only posers complain about the word poser
@raulperez23084 жыл бұрын
@@zachward6497 only 14 year olds with Metal Pride™ use the world poser as an insult
@zachward64974 жыл бұрын
@@raulperez2308 Hmm, sounds like something a poser would say #exposed
@ahratmenu17394 жыл бұрын
if you cut darth mauls lightsaber in half, could you use them as chopsticks
@Apemopo4 жыл бұрын
no the lazer beams would burn the food
@A-man19984 жыл бұрын
@Mate Eternal hmmm...touche..
@wontoms4 жыл бұрын
The King is backkk
@THEshaggyrogers4 жыл бұрын
Man, as THE lord shaggy i bless you with the powers of Super Shag
@The-Artificer4 жыл бұрын
This band is fucking amazing. Weird, sometimes bad cover art? Check. Songs about drinking and driving and skull fucking? Check. Some of the craziest riffs and bass playing you'll find in heavy metal? Fucking check. I once heard them described as "Deadbeat dad metal", and I think that's perfect. They do what they want, don't care about not releasing more than 3 albums in almost 40 years, and play shows when they damn well feel like it. Speaking of their live shows, holy shit they're fun. They aren't the tightest band, they're actually kind of sloppy, but they put on a wicked fun show that you'll be pressed to find elsewhere. Also their bass player's nickname is The Wizard for fuck's sake (he's also in a couple of Troma movies). Brocas Helm rules.
@253abd4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite series to learn from.
@jbh30743 жыл бұрын
"Googa Mode" is gonna be a term I use from now on.
@magnos_decimus4 жыл бұрын
that frog mouth helm wasn't really a battle field armament it was a jousting helmet for maximum protection, which is why the helmet was typically bolted on...…… ….Talking about nerd stuff no one asked for
@5crewyouy0uT00B4 жыл бұрын
EDIT * He fixed it * these helmets were exclusively used in tournaments to shield the eyes from fragments of broken lances. it's completely confusing to imagine anyone using this type of armor outside of jousting. the reason it looks so weird, is because its intended use requires the rider to lean forward so that they could see what they were doing and then sit upright as close to the moment of impact as possible in order to shield the face from possible wooden lance fragments from getting into the eyes of those upper class soliders. Soooo.... how many sword bois be metal heads too? I feel there must be a certain amount of overlap just based on the fantasy art prevalent on album art for years. Also, thanks for being a cool guy meta_melcan, props.
@magnos_decimus4 жыл бұрын
@@5crewyouy0uT00B done! thanks for mentioning I probably edited something else in their but its fine and I said "wasn't really" because thats how I say things with out going into too much detail. but don't worry were on the same page about everything you wrote. keep it metal
@oldworldpatriot89204 жыл бұрын
Bro you really need to make more videos,you're one of very few KZbinrs I would support on Patreon
@travischilders99214 жыл бұрын
I like.
@trumencuminyerbum4 жыл бұрын
So manilla road next huh?
@wetslaps12894 жыл бұрын
God tier metal youtuber tbh
@jedrzejraczynski33014 жыл бұрын
One of the most fenomenal bands on this planet. All hail.
@stuffin914 жыл бұрын
Goniloc Rides Again!
@salsamonkey654 жыл бұрын
Is that last bit foreshadowing at a Manilla Road episode???
@guyman96554 жыл бұрын
We get some goniloc lore with a nice video
@grantholomeu37254 жыл бұрын
The Brocas Horse has clearly brocas leg (ah.... ahhhhhhhh)
@joonia54924 жыл бұрын
only true kvlt people know who is at 0:52
@dftns4 жыл бұрын
Who is he!? Ash from Nargaroth!?
@dftns4 жыл бұрын
@based huuttis I'd should figured it out!
@dftns4 жыл бұрын
@based huuttis so! I should have imagined that this is just your alter ego
@MFramy4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved it, great video man!
@lc90724 жыл бұрын
The sheer size of Gonilocs brain.
@jasonbates26874 жыл бұрын
brilliant narrative and editing.
@shrekrion40994 жыл бұрын
oh i’ve been waiting for this one
@rome56284 жыл бұрын
I love brocas helm omfg!
@ezcondition4 жыл бұрын
"why i love your work" < "why i luv your work"
@Johnny__Silver4 жыл бұрын
Worth the wait... again.
@DukeofItaly4 жыл бұрын
The king is back
@RisingJericho4 жыл бұрын
Shoutouts to that one Brocas Helm song that made it into Brutal Legend
@keebitreal88244 жыл бұрын
YEAAAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIII
@rosannei4 жыл бұрын
What a fun video. I love nerdy album art.
@ArtemusCain4 жыл бұрын
Gooey goosey Goonilloch gushing gash in my gussy Spoiler alert this is a simulation of the discord server.
@oceanman11624 жыл бұрын
My lord
@komariniyurozhay4 жыл бұрын
Good luck, hope Regina will answer you one day
@theinsensitivehatemonger53174 жыл бұрын
Holy hell the difference in quality between the into battle album cover and black death is outstanding.
@nobodxy3 жыл бұрын
2:44 best sign ever 😂
@bskinboy224 жыл бұрын
You brilliant baritone bastard...
@basswizardry3 жыл бұрын
Ah, finally... yer nobody till somebody pokes fun at you. Thank you greatly. (funny shit, too)
@atroxmanibus63494 жыл бұрын
Dooley
@Bryan-ce6bo4 жыл бұрын
Yesss you’re back
@IronMiddo4 жыл бұрын
How about a Grave Digger video? Cover art in that is great
@WheelsWithinCosmicWheels4 жыл бұрын
Hope you do one on Manilla Road someday
@lscf4 жыл бұрын
This guy can go toe to toe with Erik from Internet Comment Etiquette when it comes to shitposting
@Vanished_Mostly4 жыл бұрын
Keeps sounding like "Broke as Hell"
@ryandoherty42914 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video on metal bands from New Jersey? Our metal scene isn't great, but we have quite a few diamonds in the rough that deserve to be known. Plus some of them have a heavy punk influence, and I know how you love making fun of punk.
@hjdjnxnx61154 жыл бұрын
You should do manilla road
@christopherdamron2694 жыл бұрын
Hell yea another Sam 0’- I mean Goniloc video
@furgel77174 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I thought Brocas Helm was this niche ass band that only I head off, I'm glad to see I'm no tthe only one liking it.
@user-ev8lv7ot1x4 жыл бұрын
0:24 >Sirith Ungol
@Goniloc4 жыл бұрын
The band name is pronounced with a soft c despite the Tolkien pronunciation using the hard c
@user-ev8lv7ot1x4 жыл бұрын
@@Goniloc I bet the band members said it wrong and wouldn't admit it so they changed it to soft.
@strikerdiego4 жыл бұрын
Defender of the crown is the very best. And yes, those guys are "broke as hell"
@LovroZimak4 жыл бұрын
Do Woods Of Ypres
@SeanHiruki4 жыл бұрын
The Germans already did that 100 years ago
@LovroZimak4 жыл бұрын
@@SeanHiruki That a pretty good joke
@VoidDWG4 жыл бұрын
Just when I thought this channel died.
@papabroly80004 жыл бұрын
4:41 _I'm going to be that one guy that points out the obvious Silent Hill reference. Sorry_
@fortreebeard92734 жыл бұрын
Finally
@eduardodiaz99424 жыл бұрын
I'd figure the reason the Brocas Helmeted knight on the covers hasn't appeared since the Athens incident is because he's gotten into the music biz and is releasing a dozen LP's per year.
@thisisnotmyrealname69904 жыл бұрын
Khemmis
@brooke61384 жыл бұрын
so Khemmis is next, right??
@ephraimsb22774 жыл бұрын
have you ever considered the fact that he smashed your face accidentally because the brocas helm was restricting his vision considerably?
@col.sanders59873 жыл бұрын
Hey, how do I join the Gonlioc discord server? I forgot where to find the link.
@olivermlikota44654 жыл бұрын
corrupted cover art Gorgoroth would go pretty well I think, you ever seen the cover to Destroyer?
@silmarillion17804 жыл бұрын
This band is the shit
@grahamcracking50564 жыл бұрын
it's me, I'm the unspecified genders
@artirony4104 жыл бұрын
Drink And Drive is the best trad metal song ever
@stevenreid25714 жыл бұрын
Googoo gaga Peepee papa I request a bastardized history of glam metal, let's see them "locks" oh great GoniLOCK.
@purplehockeymask4 жыл бұрын
Pls do a bastardized history of Nu Metal
@lithunoisan4 жыл бұрын
Is defender of the crown a POV
@fortreebeard92734 жыл бұрын
Dieser Spielplatz ist bis auf Weiteres GESPERRT ! P. S. Ritter - verpisst euch!
@swoleinvictus2134 жыл бұрын
Nach diesem Kommentar habe ich gesucht ..
@notanm66164 жыл бұрын
Welllllll, did Regina Spektor answer your DMs or nah? If she did, please do tell.
@igneous0614 жыл бұрын
Hmmh...you mean Froggy helm? XD
@LeagueOfJared4 жыл бұрын
Khemmis reference Khemmis reference
@damienhelmold69784 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard
@artirony4104 жыл бұрын
was the thing about a black horse being headless outside New York City a Godfather reference?
@deathoftheparty44244 жыл бұрын
In defence of Brocas Helm, Greek olives taste amazing. No wonder the meal in Athens lead to an argument with the Skeleton community.
@SigismundSonOfDorn4 жыл бұрын
Bruuhhh i didnt think anyone else knew about brocas helm haha
@iammaxhailme4 жыл бұрын
1984, 1988, and... 2004? Well, ok
@42stabs264 жыл бұрын
Don't worry about the Greek government not answering your messages. They have abandoned Greece and its people. I think you could locate them at an island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean enjoying life while the land they once called home was and still is disintegrating. Anyway I would propose that you make a Greek black metal guide. I believe there is a lot of filth and grease to cover.(Also, yes, the "land they once called home" is a Caladan Brood reference). Take care
@acidisprettygood2054 жыл бұрын
Hello I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
@aodhgano.95314 жыл бұрын
ight see everyone it two months
@MoshWithEzra4 жыл бұрын
four seconds in and Goniloc said trans rights
@murphyslaw_17764 жыл бұрын
Le 42%
@gwoolham4 жыл бұрын
@@murphyslaw_1776 IKR, It rules that Goniloc's helping in a small way to bring that down!
@norgepalm73154 жыл бұрын
@@murphyslaw_1776 huh?
@laughingmantis17694 жыл бұрын
@@norgepalm7315 I believe it's 42% of trans teens either go through with or show signs of suicide.
@norgepalm73154 жыл бұрын
@@laughingmantis1769 not surprising. Is that a meme or supposed to be a commonly known fact?
@marvintimke39784 жыл бұрын
2:43 Dein Scheiß ernst. Warum Deutsch, dass versteht doch keiner XD
@swoleinvictus2134 жыл бұрын
Ich denke er auch nicht...war wahrscheinlich Zufall...
@marvintimke39784 жыл бұрын
@@swoleinvictus213 Warum sollte er einfach irgendein Bild nehmen, wo etwas auf Deutsch drauf steht
@swoleinvictus2134 жыл бұрын
@@marvintimke3978 Evtl hatt er "No knights" oder ausm deutschen überenommen "No Ritter" googelt und es genommen weil er es absurd und witzig fand...
@marvintimke39784 жыл бұрын
@@swoleinvictus213 Das wäre dann keine Ritter. Aber ja, hört sich schon logisch an, wenn er vielleicht nur das Wort Ritter kennt
@swoleinvictus2134 жыл бұрын
@@marvintimke3978 In diesem Surrealen Video vor diesem lag auch am Anfang ein Englisch Deutsch Wörterbuch unter dieser Froschstatue...