Cory Ray Crack House

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[@callumdoyle2200]

“Next time I come back here you better have some crack” *Quest added - get some crack*

[@piskopatandi3985]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuabowden5626]

Lame ass comment

[@shyguyz8582]

*optional objective* -Hit Crack Pipe-

[@LithuanianBear]

ahaha i legit heard the Oblivion quest sound effect in my head as i read that

[@rudybojko587]

Ahaha legend

[@jacesaces15]

I feel like he was absolutely at the right house, but the dealer lost interest when he said he only had $3.

[@viktorthevictor6240]

🤣

[@CrazyLinguiniLegs]

"I got three bucks...aw, I gotta go back for my three bucks"

[@edgarallanpoe7907]

Gotta have Atleast $10

[@davidguay181]

He didn't even have 3 bucks haha... He had to go back for it AKA "can you spot me?"

[@donte10111]

I mean honestly, why was there a ladder there in the first place lmao

[@yurrye7243]

I swear drugs unlocks the next step in human evolution.

[@Princess2Warrior]

@@iamLODD *Acid literally lowers your IQ.*

[@b0sspls622]

@@Princess2Warrior no thats not true

[@notxvexorr4379]

@@b0sspls622 yeah it is true. It eats away chunks of your brain and leaves little holes

[@Johnbeat100]

Yo thats a funny as comment bro im crazy

[@eune8708]

@@Princess2Warrior people that drink and pass out, doing drugs don't have any IQ to lose tbh

[@dogeymon83]

Mike Judge plays so many crazy characters. He does this so seamlessly! Underrated actor

[@Kayo_ea110]

I couldn't put my finger on it, but you nailed it.

[@Blackout0O0]

That's Bruce Willis whatcha talking about?!?!?!?!?!

[@jrobbin24]

I knew it was either him or Uncle Rico

[@frankbeans5921]

@@jrobbin24damn uncle rico! That’s takes me back.

[@DangOlJesse]

@@Blackout0O0nahhh. DEFINITELY Mike Judge.

[@xesxblackarrow7912]

This is Jason Stathams stunt double in the movie "Crank".

[@travis2950]

My friends and I would’ve loved this underrated we watch “Crank” religiously it’s our go to movie

[@gmontana7634]

Lame joke

[@bongwaterbaptist]

"Crack"

[@conorwhelan500]

Underrated comment

[@jahnperez5060]

Woody Harrelson X Jason Statham

[@caseycat]

He said "aww you guys don't have crack?" Like someone walking into a Subway and finding out they don't have chicken tendies

[@nyeoncolors6949]

They don’t?! D:

[@J8den]

Ah I better come back and they better have chicken tendies

[@pingaaaazzzz8204]

Or no meatballs

[@bigal2590]

ahahahaha

[@billdsafdsad]

LMAO for real

[@vld2435]

This feels like a side-mission for Trevor.

[@killergreek55]

Not everything is a video game stop comparing everything to video games its pathetic

[@DTorto]

@@killergreek55so, all the comments on this entire video are about video games?

[@soggybiscuitz5985]

Doomer25 sorry your parents didn’t love u

[@austin.m.z9190]

@@killergreek55 u should change yjr name to boomer ya karen

[@CR7GOATofFootball]

Doomer25 Calm down

[@samos8367]

I love how his cracked out mind makes him think that it's a good idea for him to go up to a window of a complete stranger's home like he's ordering from Burger King!!!

[@Ben_Dover_911]

Could he know that they don't have crack there? 🤔

[@josephgaona1996]

Not Crack but when I was younger I saw a doubie at an apartment knocked at closest door was like aye d here they were like na up stairs an thats how I got my first plug

[@selltheteam4448]

@@Ben_Dover_911 He’s at the right house they just didn’t want his 3 dollars that he lost.

[@weedian710]

He's not at the wrong house, he has $3.

[@maniacjr]

Something tells me it’s a known drug house, probably for prescription pills or something like that. When he asks if this is the wrong house he doesn’t exactly say yes, and also he asks the 3rd guy in the back ground if he could give him anything for $3. I’m assuming the 4th person on the ground miscommunicated crack for pills because $3 is enough for a pill to few pills depending on what they’re trying to buy.

[@IllHandleThis]

Poor little crackling. He’s got good climbing ability, at least. Chances of survival are decent.

[@jab3020]

well addicts do anything to get them self fucked up again so yeah

[@brandonreal916]

@@jab3020 well if it makes you climb walls it might be worth doing

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Because he climbed a ladder?..

[@xtina1fan]

Crackling lmfaoooo

[@InsanoBinLooney]

Imagine having crack during a medieval siege. Need to sack a city? Launch a 30 pound crack boulder over the enemies walls, that will motivate the "troops".

[@dannykarim5462]

His transition from the story to "where is the crack" is incredible.

[@alejandroramirez9333]

Sicko mode

[@ohhKilla]

For real 😂😂

[@yunginfraaa]

“You got that shit?!”

[@DoktrDub]

Danny Karim so this happen and that happened- you got da shit???

[@wessnie2208]

😂😂

[@PittheadX]

Wow, Statham ain't doing good after Crank 2

[@glamorsocial7081]

Aduha Dx Crank off the cracckkkk!😂🖕👀

[@headach203]

went from crank to crack

[@kmula4409]

THE TRIVIADOG LMFAOO UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@Dilopho]

Crack 2

[@PittheadX]

@@kmula4409 As under rated as the down on luck Statham 's double life 👍

[@dalesfailssagaofasuslord783]

Bro he started telling a story and all of a sudden remembered he was there for crack and just burned a hole into the mans soul with his eyes.

[@zachyurkus]

If you’ve ever been around real crackheads before, you can 100% tell this dude isn’t acting.

[@Chiyomi_Anzai599]

Fr I love when they tell storys cause its interesting and relatable

[@MrHouserobot]

Yep, hard to remake those facial expressions

[@brazyrist]

@@Chiyomi_Anzai599 you damn crackhead they ain’t ever relatable 😂😂 one thing about crackheads is they never die they always respawn at the crack dens

[@TwofourA]

@@brazyrist 😂😂

[@adamsavage5281]

I work with one, fml

[@3xotic4mbition]

He switched so quick from his story then just suddenly: “you got that shit?” *Stares into mans soul*

[@theeternalcosmos]

took me out😂😂

[@kingyo1986]

I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@savageinventor4884]

Cutie

[@bruceleroywayne]

he stared into all of our souls

[@jenellenichols952]

That shit had me!!!! Lmao 🤣 there was this chick and this pipe.....the pipe broke.......you got that shit?

[@c0l1n_m45]

My man Derrick is trying to look for his crack dealer that got lost in the sewer.

[@c0l1n_m45]

@Toasty Bread Both are classics

[@jerrygarcia7398]

Amazing graceeee

[@c0l1n_m45]

@jerry garcia Dawg you in the fuckin gutter mane

[@hollywoodcheremonkey]

I saw that shit and it was crazy!!!!! 😳

[@MinecraftAndNerf172]

c0l1n_M4 hahahhaha

[@HyLowz]

"next time I come back here you better have some crack" Oh great, he's coming back

[@Truthserum7]

Sexy

[@deletdis6173]

😂

[@TRipBoone]

"Sir this is not a crack house , this is a crack home, you need to use the front door next time.

[@Sternertime]

He he he he

[@danieldeelite]

@Guy Incognito

[@robertramirez7917]

😂

[@traphomebaby]

Respect

[@Ic3Mochalatte420]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffhagel3970]

When an addict starts with "Your not even going to believe what happened dude.... "

[@UrOwnPapi]

Or “omg dude so this one time!... bla bla personal life story after story”

[@johnashley327]

You shut the window.

[@Bredgy1009]

You know they're wanting discount or some shit 😂🤣

[@jaythemachine3845]

Bredgy1009 yuuup “I’m having a horrible day can you hook it up with a lil extra” fuuuck you your whole life’s one big horrible fucking day 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@jaythemachine3845]

@Steven Orozconpatatero swing on them and if you got some people with you make it a party jump him that’ll teach him to stop bugging

[@matthewlayford1736]

He's making up a story for why he can't pay for his crack before he's even bought his crack.

[@ranzt242]

Thats called hustling.

[@kylelococo7620]

@@ranzt242 No, that's called being a drug addict.

[@trevtrev14131215]

I think the story was true though lol

[@EternalResonance]

he was about to break in.

[@jameshenchy184]

that's how u know hes legit a crack head lololol

[@denverscott37]

I love how he has 3 bucks but doesn't have it on him, has to go back for it😂

[@UMAMIMAMU]

Cuz there was this chick, and this dude, and this pipe, and he ran to CVS and there was security everywhere, and they hit this dude, and you got the shit?

[@baldbd64]

@@UMAMIMAMU Where's the crack? :-(

[@czujowy]

He's like some weird mix of Jason Statham and Trevor Philips.

[@l.cuttzx3523]

Lmao

[@martinhorvath4117]

and johnny sins too... Hm... may be because of the B A L D S

[@tyronesmith3947]

Chris Jamieson that’s gay

[@tyronesmith3947]

Chris Jamieson nigga you gay

[@mr.peanutbutter6969]

Jason Statham and Mike Judge

[@kohenwilliams5585]

If a stranger climbs up to your window and the only alarming thing to you is his lack of money, you may be a crack dealer

[@aurora8749]

I mean the name of his place is corys crack house

[@max-xu1vb]

LMAOOOOO

[@Jemasonj]

Or just living in the wrong neighborhood lol

[@matiassilveira5252]

XDDD

[@michaelg4664]

lol Thanks for the laugh! :-)

[@Emma-iu1jn]

Hes soo scary. The way he climbed sooo fast up the house

[@dervs1679]

Crackheads have special abilities

[@PunishedSnake88]

Dervs “some consider to be unnatural...”

[@Soil_Bound]

Wasn’t fast at all..

[@Emma-iu1jn]

@@Soil_Bound it was fast for a human. But he was a crackhead too so.

[@theapplechapel]

Crack zombies are fast

[@jaymac7203]

Looks at someone only he can see "is this the right house"??? 👁👄👁 lool 😭😂

[@HenryShoemaker-be4dd]

Someone only he can see 😂 reaching into the spirit realm briefly to convene with the powers to determine if he is at the crackhouse he has most likely visited before.

[@beansandcheese4017]

Girl: I bet he’s cheating on me Him:

[@allanbaker5945]

LOL

[@humbleservant4724]

This is a very over occurring thing men do yes

[@bemotivated8443]

@Rohit Chavda there is no ladder he just crawled up the house like an animal

[@yuridanylko]

Okay okay this one was good

[@Sealed_Chamber]

A stunning application of that format!

[@harrywisden5251]

He's actually just a plumber and someone reported there was a crack in the pipe "There was this dude, and this chick, and this pipe and it broke.."

[@maurice5726]

Hahahaha

[@CharlieTooHuman]

😂 underrated comment

[@tomparker962]

Hahaha whitty

[@snailsaredumb9412]

This makes a scary amount of sense

[@ValValiantThor216]

You got the shit?

[@llg3pe]

Fast food restaurants have drive-thru windows. Crack Houses have climb-up windows.

[@glamorsocial7081]

LLG 3PE 😂

[@johnnynavarra2818]

Hahahaha

[@p0rcs]

LLG 3PE fat customers cant climb and then also cant run from cops, they go somewhere else and snitch on somebody else, its a good plan

[@hsanc72598]

The dude climbed up without ladders.

[@0fthesoulm623]

He protec But he also attac And when he comes bac You better have some craccc

[@norpriest521]

You still play jokes from 80s era?

[@0fthesoulm623]

@@norpriest521 it rhymes so well

[@Jakblade]

😂😂😂

[@thx134]

"This ain't a crack house? Imma make it a crack house."

[@void7100]

thx134 Legendary

[@mardukgilgamesh1500]

@raphaeljameslee they are a very industrious people.they just lack direction :v

[@Xemplifi]

crack home*

[@jorgeavendano9439]

Hahaha " next time i come back you'd better have some crack" best sentence ever

[@jacquir8331]

jorge avendano 😂😂😂😂😂

[@peytonbell5637]

jorge avendano 😂lmao

[@au_nerozzzyt9572]

Hahahaha

[@tylerp3327]

Him pointing his finger at ur face is funny as fuck too 😂😂😂

[@sinunknown9929]

jorge avendano 😂😂😂💨

[@knetom]

why tf is KZbin recommending all these vids about crackheads 💀 edit: why tf did my comment get almost 8k likes 💀

[@anthonyvasquez2701]

THE KZbin MATRIX, IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE TOO!

[@semimad100]

if you watch one the al gore rhythmthinks you want more

[@surrealcereal1706]

Clorox Bleach cause they think you are a crackhead

[@krisb3429]

Bleach is 1 ingredient in crack.

[@harnessedinhopes6528]

KZbin is teaming with the CIA to help distribute crack to inner cities.

[@chapo1406]

"aww you guys don't have crack?" Like KFC running out of chicken

[@skywalker1000]

there was this dude and there was this chick and there was this pipe and it broke and we ran then we went to cvs and there was security evEryWheRe and i hit this guy and he hit me and i hit him then he called the cops and they came and they let me go yougottheshit?

[@ElenArroyo]

Lmaoo im deadd dawg😂😂

[@vivianlee7684]

-rupi kaur

[@aminabesmilin4691]

anon rofl 🤣

[@ashton.minjarez2410]

😂😂😂

[@p0rcs]

Kat Lee HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@yeahbronah6319]

The drive through window for crack lmao

[@kkkrusher7259]

The fly through window more like it. Maybe they'll jump off in their tweak courage.

[@kkkrusher7259]

@lucy's underground they're all fuckin tweakers bruh lol that shit ain't cool.

[@user-ro7zp2ug3o]

I've bought weed at McDonalds drive through in a happy meal box. The guy working even weighed it on a scale at the window so I could see from my car.

[@jacobloving6765]

Climb through

[@patypo962]

If Mikey had been awake things would have been a lot easier for him that day.

[@katherinenunez4883]

maybe he should ask again

[@mrerose786]

Mikeeeeeeeedy

[@skynyrdnemoy2418]

Shut uuuup, you’re making a sceeeeeeeeeene.

[@jonathonferrell4944]

That’s his girl 💀💀

[@99cape1att]

Lmfao

[@kingston2411]

One of the best under covers I've seen in a long time...

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Crackheads are so powerful, they can climb up walls like Spiderman

[@donattoalberto1389]

omg im high af and this comment make me piss

[@rcKlsS_-iw3kg]

@@donattoalberto1389 tf lmfaooo

[@SenPai-tt6hi]

its called crackhead strength

[@Wavemaninawe]

My stepbrother did that, motivated only by excessive levels of beer and sleep deprivation.

[@icarusablaze1831]

Radioactive crack

[@Erolanya]

Is this Crank with Jason Statham?

[@angelalvarado3582]

😆

[@jasonggabbott]

Lmfao It's like that movie Crank

[@hitthelotto3699]

Best comment lmfao

[@aledwards6649]

yup comes out 2020 looks great so far

[@jonasmicheal9664]

Crank deleted scene

[@jotahsgaming939]

Now that's what I call KZbin recommendations

[@nathanielmiller5813]

Kiss me dude

[@bootytime8658]

No shit

[@SamuraiiJakk]

Comedy gold

[@larryquicksave5765]

Such a shame that KZbin doesn’t have classics like this anymore

[@AttilaTheKhunt]

It's funny some people actually think this is fake. This is literally the poster child of a crack addict.

[@MrVuckFiacom]

Yup, I've literally seen people who act like that. It became a stereotype for a good reason.

[@budcooper2320]

Attila The Khunt ignorance

[@schmootheonly]

His grill gives it away

[@matthews852]

Nobody that smokes crack, calls crack, crack.

[@cmb9059]

Pretty sure it is. I think he just impersonates it well, probably use to know crack heads in his life. The ending kinda gave it away for me to think its probably fake.. if it is he is a funny dude lol. (Not saying I know 100% but it was almost to perfect till the end)

[@spencerj4677]

This guy was gonna break in and got caught and tried to play it off

[@kotamin6740]

Totally possible, given his over-acting afterwards.

[@amvxxx8991]

Hahahahahah

[@ace-dj1dm]

good speculation

[@dopemango4653]

Spencer G especially that he didn’t have enough money

[@sanjayw9878]

No he was legit there for crack lol his daughter posted about him being a crack head

[@18brianenrique]

When he looks back and asks "Is this the right house?"......I don't think there was actually anybody there LOL

[@wailonbuscapleitos3]

Hes asking to GOD i swear haahhahaa

[@Beegeezy144]

@@wailonbuscapleitos3 Or something else...😈

[@thewaywardgrape3838]

Nothing has more determination and sheer grit, than a crack head after a fix. It's like perpetual energy lol

[@mattsupertramp6506]

So... this is what I gathered from what happened: - Dude - Chick - Pipe (broken) - Running - CVS - Security -> hit guy -> hit me -> hit him -> called cops - Cops -> let me go

[@michael567jober]

got the crack?

[@jeremywoods770]

Is this the wrong house?

[@Közzzzzz]

This the wrong house?

[@michael567jober]

@Corby Dinzen I'm quoting what he said

[@darylchase7595]

You missed the most important part... Crack? YOU GOT SOME CRACK???

[@joshuajoestar5863]

"Next time I come back you better have some crack!" So this is why people start selling crack.

[@pizza7738]

And that was it, from that day on I sold crack.

[@KevinTR96]

It sound like he said right after, "cause imma buy it"

[@masterenos]

No this is why I own an Ar and a shotgun

[@sp6450]

@@masterenos So this is why you own firearms?- You are threatened by a goofy unarmed middle aged guy asking you for drugs. I thought you had it for real reasons like burglars and nut jobs looking to harm you or your family.

[@ChingelBopDingelFlop]

Quest added - obtain crack

[@telepathy90]

I want to think this is fake but the more I watch this the more believable it becomes lmao

[@yessir1230]

It's real is it in the USA is my ???

[@watchglenn6318]

That is 100% real ahaha. Crack does that to you.

[@Cool4cake]

took the words right out of my mouth

[@Al.Get2It]

Welcome to the real world kiddo

[@BigNateDoggOG]

It always makes me laugh when people like you ask if it's real like clearly some people have been sheltered their whole lives and don't know what a fiend looks like.

[@93RubixCube]

I love how he feels so inconvenienced by them

[@IR-Fan]

"Spider-Crack, Spider-Crack" "Does whatever to get him some crack."

[@Hydroponic21]

😭😂😂😂😂

[@BaldMancTwat]

"Can he smoke, from a pipe? Yes, he can. He's got a light. Look out, here come's the Spider-Crack"

[@IchanceI]

Bald Manc Twat With A Head Like A Fucking Orange perfect lol

[@justin-nf3ep]

Spider crack does whatever a spider crack does

[@CALIFORNIA650.]

😂 😂😂

[@adamseidel8901]

Ten years later and not only is this guy still alive, but he’s a member of Congress.

[@iansnook6856]

100% believable. 😞😞

[@Jrixi]

Lol

[@amateurcarprojects37]

The guy from house of cards?

[@jackass315]

isnt that the president ?

[@kennybluet5527]

@@jackass315 ol' Joe WISHES he was that perceptive.

[@Junkeiz]

I appreciate the story. A banger intro, beginning, middle, climax, and the ending. While the plot is a bit convoluted we can see here just the massive character development in our protagonist.

[@brianstone3722]

😂

[@coreyhilliard296]

Dude you have no idea it was such hard work faking that scene psych . standard is for me man thank you so much for loving this s***

[@ThBlueSalamander]

wait till she climax

[@corriblehunt8327]

rofl

[@earneststephens1971]

Cant wait for the sequel!

[@benjaminbergmann8396]

I remember showing people this video in middle school lmao now KZbin shows it to me again. Crazy shit.

[@badrzouhir4880]

“crazy tweaked neighbor” and “stranger in my house” gang wya

[@casiopea1107]

Crackhead crawling through sewers coming soon

[@cynicismpiee]

Badr Zouhir Eyyy

[@howverydeadly23]

I literally just watched all of these videos lmao

[@willphillips1195]

Ayeeee!

[@cigarettesaftersex728]

Ayyyyy

[@YK-yn1jt]

Whos here after 2 videos of crackheads coming to someones door?

[@BobbaFettgameing]

Yasin Kürşat C dolla billions and MIKEY

[@theamazingemily2358]

Yasin Kürşat C WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN YES

[@nickdtv9401]

Did you see the crack head get sprayed by the hose??

[@jkephart4624]

Mine was the crack head in sewer that brought me here

[@mydixienormus9186]

This is spooky, everyone that watches these chain of videos will begin to perish in 1 year

[@sabrinastevens4533]

Definitely crack if he climbing the side of a house to talk to someone 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂

[@ohhKilla]

Sabrina Stevens 😂😂😂😂

[@jessetaylor6386]

Silent Runner are you 👨🏻‍🦳 or just being plain 😡 I dont care but either way I think it’s 😂 because nobody cares what you say 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😜🙈

[@stevenfuller2328]

&& rapid af

[@maykoluche1151]

@ I think he means over doing it is cringy, Like you don't need a thousand of these 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 to convey emotion.

[@jim191185]

Sabrina Stevens He'd climb to the moon if he had to.

[@lockedaboss_s]

If I come back you better have some crack! 😂😂😂😂 That guy's just a legend

[@coreyhilliard296]

Thank you hun very grateful I hope you enjoyed it

[@WhattAreYouSaying]

@@coreyhilliard296 Are you the guy?

[@randomlbandbd]

This is what I feel like everyone imagines the people in Florida to be like

[@prisoner817]

Not everyone but we do have a lot of weirdos and crackheads

[@jacksonwells2902]

Ironic, I’ve seen more crackheads in literally every other state but florida lol

[@ventingshow4995]

People that shit on Florida have probably never been there.

[@The_OneManCrowd]

I think you have Florida confused with Philly and New York City lol.

[@prisoner817]

It really depends where youre at. There are plenty of crackheads in st pete, ybor, jacksonville etc but there's some nice places it aint a dystopian hellhole

[@bigd22686]

This guy needs to teach my wife how to tell a story...pertinent info only no filler lol

[@lj7169]

hahahahahahahaha

[@dannyt4663]

Lmao so true. It’s like “hey babe how is the weather outside?” She come back with: “oh my friend Karen has four dogs one’s a jack Russell and her son goes to college and my coworker said this so I said this back, and then she said this and I said this, can u believe it... “

[@KSmith007]

The Real Batman hahahahahahahahahaha

[@joachimlarge6276]

HAHAHAHAHAHHHH

[@joachimlarge6276]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHH

[@woochitelj]

Crack house, in the middle of our street!

[@elias_xp95]

Crack house, I hit him and he hit me

[@dhalsim-1]

Pure madness

[@2thomask]

Oh shes a crack house

[@nakefatty9167]

crack house, has a skanky 3 piece suite.

[@samuelmason8370]

Somebody make the remix.

[@flobwad]

He said “Aww fuck, you guys don’t have crack?” like he’s in a Wendy’s and he was told they’re all out of nuggets.

[@darthdavid2275]

“You guys don’t have crack?”😂😂😂 yea I also occasionally climb up peoples houses assuming they have crack and are willing to give it to me😂😂😂

[@mattinthehat3]

😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@llab3903]

JoAnna Edssay crack is pretty cheap

[@kylem1112]

@@llab3903 that cheap though? that's less than a pack of cheap cigarettes or a couple grams of reggie weed . I don't think i could even buy a 40 oz for just 3 bucks lmao

[@Jemzedmusic]

L Lab crack dealers don’t get rich by selling $3 worth lol

[@bobthebuilder1360]

@@kylem1112 u cant even get a couple grams of shit weed for 3 dollars lol can get something tho

[@millenium2003]

0:27 that facial expression made me laugh

[@im-pro-at-skyrim8285]

millenium2003 Sam rockwell

[@somebullshit6026]

millenium2003 how he just stopped in the middle of his story😂

[@jellato1937]

U got the shit?😂😂

[@tyrannosuarezwrecks]

That scene cracked me up

[@Mcfc2Rich]

millenium2003 dude was on mars at 0:27

[@crownvicmango7606]

Here’s the story There was a dude and there was this chick and there was a pipe and it broke and we ran and we went to CVS and there was security everywhere and there was this guy and I hit him and he hit me and I hit him and he called the cops and they came and then they let me go, you got that shit?

[@missb6064]

All because he really didn't have the $3

[@bigbird6949]

You got that shit?

[@carlspackler91]

You got that shit?? I need the shit. You got the shit????

[@crownvicmango7606]

What was he gonna buy with $3?

[@carlspackler91]

@@crownvicmango7606 He was gonna buy himself a while bunch of trouble lol

[@henschkenil]

This is probably how the pitch meetings in Netflix office looks like

[@Kloutkulture]

This new algorithm is making KZbin great again 😭

[@MeatSporkMusic]

KloutKulture lmao I was thinking the same!! Been awhile since I seen crazy titles like this one pop up. Cory Rays crack house. Lol

[@rosewater1862]

Totally agree!

[@MrScubaTuba]

Nah it conflicts freedom of speech

[@cianallen1922]

Jason Statham is going down a dark road

[@JSwagJayhawk]

Cian Allen lolol

[@freescreech7392]

Its dark because he got high and stole all the street lights

[@illusunati]

You a crack head like your friend says? You little crack junkie bitcj

[@felixthecat6274]

“You won’t believe what happened!” Every crack head excuse

[@conora.1192]

You know what this video needs? Oblivion NPC Dialogue music

[@Popculturememe]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJiqc3ujj92HqZo

[@jamescarr4662]

Free Palestine. Xxx

[@dj-sergey-simonov]

No, fuck plasteline

[@deenanthekemoni5567]

He was at the right place. Notice how cameraman never actually answers him when he asks him if he's at the right house.. he just didn't have enough dough.

[@Mr.Obongo]

Deenan TheKemon I “never sell crack where you rest at, I don’t care if they want an ounce tell them bounce”

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

I'm assuming this is only sarcasm, because if it's not your comment is ludicrous. Why would a drug dealer film someone trying to do a transaction, then upload it to KZbin for all and sundry to see? You wouldn't want that kind of attention to an attempted deal bring made. Obviously your comment might be a joke, but if not it's fucking dumb to the point I'd have to assume you're on something too lol.

[@bryanl1984]

@@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ Could've been a vid they sent to friend, who then posted it. Or they did. People are stupid about what they record and put on the internet. See: Every Amateur ex-gf porn ever.

[@BaldMancTwat]

@@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ I've seen a ton of crackheads on videos being recorded by the dealers. Even telling them to do embarrassing things for crack or spice. The same way people post videos from prison. They are indeed dumb as fuck. Also the people who are talking about the living arrangement, usually crack dealers just find a crackhead with a house and take it over as a crack den. Paying the owner in crack to let them use it.

[@carbonatedchaosbuu3703]

I think he already got high off his own supply

[@geofflloyd9751]

Cory in the crack house.

[@bmx2026]

Cory Cory corys on the crack!!!

[@TheCrispTurnip]

Cory in the house 2: Cory the crack head

[@TheBambipower]

Hahaha

[@MikeJAk49]

🤣

[@strangelyerect3047]

Noooooo😂😂😂

[@223frankthetank]

This guy just went Bugslife mode and scaled the wall like an ant

[@chrismac1507]

"Bugs life mode"😭😭

[@CoolSmoovie]

Crack Addict: Is this the right house? Owner: hmmmmmmm wellllllllll 3 dollars?

[@iovannymillan8466]

Looks like Statham has been hitting that crank a little hard.

[@user-jw8dc2lg3g]

has to stay alive 😭

[@doublecupdreamin]

Medico Kokun oh shit you beat me to it 😂😂😂

[@davidkelley9509]

I see the crack house uses a ladder while the house across the street has a hydraulic lift, wtf are they selling

[@retarteddogg9674]

The other house is coke

[@Great_Lake_Surfer]

Krokodil

[@matthewbrown6628]

To get high you must get high

[@johnashley327]

Meth.

[@EntryLevelLuxury]

Crack gives people really good comedic timing

[@megleyd]

like way too good

[@brandonb971]

I remember watching this about 10-12 years ago 😂

[@47plug81]

Please tell me y’all caught that “I’ll be back” at the end wtf

[@tristanjoestar6756]

When?

[@ARSZLB]

Tristan Joestar after the audio cut at the end

[@47plug81]

Tristan Joestar at 0:54

[@jvn-dd5zc]

@Pelasio Johnny just now

[@selltheteam4448]

He’s at right right house he just doesn’t have enough money, nobody wants $3.

[@Dextronaut1]

Kinda depressing when you think about it. Poor souls lost

[@irishdragon2311]

It certainly is! Drug addiction strips away you're humanity, most never get clean sadly! I am one of the lucky few, almost 3 years clean from H thank God. I've nothing but empathy for people like this man. I know what he's going through. Never was I a crack addict but damn I hope this dude gets help. Nothing fun about drug's, don't ever try them people life is too short Peace and love to all ✌

[@mrmalavey1098]

Lucky he didn't get shot in the face

[@Momfasa]

He made his choice somewhere back in time. I have zero sympathy for shitheads like that stealing and making other peoples life a misery

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Sucks for them

[@AudibleVisibIe]

@@nicholassinks2546 haha yeah I'm sure that's what happened

[@UhgeneIgnorian]

This proves spiderman got his powers through crack

[@mobi2769]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@Kadaf1]

When a guy gets caught trying to burgle a house ''Oh I was told this is where I can buy crack? is this not the right house? oh ok''

[@cesarcarbajal21]

"Is this the wrong house?" *starts looking around* 😂

[@p0rcs]

Cesar Carbajal asks next door 😂😂😂 “THEY GOT THE CRACK HERE?”

[@TrueCrime881]

*Welcome to the recommended side of KZbin.*

[@jaybay111]

I'm shook for real I was listening to Mandy Moore -"Candy".i guess he likes Candy. SMH

[@club4ghz]

CRANK 3

[@diegoalvarado916]

club4ghz oh god lol!!!

[@zmarchal1699]

Yeah the trailer looks great I'm hyped

[@OneBasedGod]

club4ghz sweet

[@Juppie902]

club4ghz jason statham is getting into his role

[@sinunknown9929]

club4ghz lol!!! Yes!!!!

[@junebug5320]

It ain't the wrong house gee lmfao

[@TheYungApollo]

"Damn it, Dale! I sell propane and propane accessories only."

[@JohnSmith-cc3ud]

underrated

[@007megaoof]

He even has the cigarette

[@cimi93x]

It's amazing how quickly they learn to climb after hatching out

[@ImehSmith]

😅🤣😂👍👍

[@letitbeknown8126]

Wife: " Dear, i heard a noise outside the window". Me:" Oh, it's just that guy looking for crack again". Wife: " Oh, ok dear".

[@markbonney3349]

Points finger with angry face says when i come back u better have crack😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephbanet5410]

“When I come back you guys better have some crack.” 😂

[@Avinashrajput918]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pandapanda7114]

Can't wait for the next story

[@karhumetsallanainen2040]

Don't do drugs, kids.

[@jojojorisjhjosef]

Pipe?

[@shlarms]

Don't do crack at least lol

[@jojojorisjhjosef]

shlarms Savage af

[@commandingsteel]

what most fail to understand is, some drugs are good, some are great...stick to the great ones, such as : weed, shrooms, lsd ,mescaline, dmt, 2c-b

[@uitham]

+karhu metsällä nainen or just don't buy into the propaganda that all drugs are dangerous

[@Easerhile]

I love how at the end he said "Next time I come back you guys better have some crack" 🤣🤣

[@jordan410x]

When he randomly just stopped and said "you got that shit?" I fucking lost it lol

[@HappyBorg]

“When I come back you better have some crack!” Damn he’s committed

[@joycebeats7859]

title should be. "jason statham, scales a wall looking for crack"

[@joemengler1666]

Spencer Joyce your comment deserves one BILLION likes

[@boostedkidproductions9719]

0:43 "is this the wrong house" 😂

[@p.powell5487]

If the ladder slid outwards he would have held on to the ledge and instead of saying "help me bro" he would have said "Quick, pass the crack!"

[@drewcliff82]

"And then he hit me, and I hit him, and he called the cops, and they came, and they let me go, YOU GOT THE SHIT!"

[@trustingvirus6998]

I don’t think he needs anymore crack.

[@RedLineShortFilms]

He might need more at this point.

[@isaacleedrums]

That’s the thing about crack...

[@strider5119]

Probably not in that moment, but in a couple hours he probably would lol

[@alexandraw2341]

Try telling a crack head they dont need any more.

[@DoseofDustin]

I love when the KZbin algorithms increase the sauce a bit, I needed this video

[@RabbitWatchShop]

That’s one dedicated informant