'90s COPS is best COPS

I ain't scared of the devil himself.

[@forty4027]

“I’ll hipmatize it.” 😂

[@Moderphilos]

He’s being honest, it’s a ancient skill

[@Palomar23]

*A simple spell but quite unbreakable*

[@Bannanakick]

its a ruse snek don got no hips

[@southviewarab]

Imagine being plastered asking cops to help you break into your own home then inviting them in, showing them your ominous sanctuary and all your snakes and by the end of it the cops offer you a job… this is some legendary ass shit

[@eelrosh1890]

The man, the myth, the LEGEND!

[@MrArtVein]

Right this would never happen in 2022. Hell he wouldn't even make it through his window

[@stuiedaman]

All on national television

[@richardclarke8323]

I didn't even think of it , Hella legendary tho 🤣😂🤣😂😂epic asf

[@madcow0023]

EXACTLY!!

[@ManBat420]

The juxtaposition of a drunk man ensuring a police officer "I will protect you" it'self is hilarious

[@see-rious-ley]

What’s more hilarious than what the man said was your use of an apostrophe in the word “itself”. Actually, it’s beyond hilarious - it’s ridiculous. Work on your own actions by going back to school, then you can start commenting about someone’s actions.

[@ManBat420]

@@see-rious-ley Calm down Karen, it was obviously a typo. I'm guessing you made one too if you felt the need to edit your comment, I just don't care to proof read and edit my comments like you because it's just YT.

[@briggstondade4986]

@@ManBat420their going to have to rethink their channel name with that comment. That is assuming that he knows how to spell the actual words and not just pronunciations.🤷🏽‍♂️🫡salute to homie for being the KZbin teacher fraternity to grade people’s comments like a grade school teacher.

[@mikekoenig6467]

​@@see-rious-leyLMAO miserable kuhnt

[@Buttcakes15]

@@see-rious-ley who hurt you? Not even being sarcastic

[@boldyeller]

That slow pan over to the skull on the wall, after he says "I don't pray to Satan", is pure comedic gold

[@boneysouthwest]

"I don't pray to satan" *camera pans to Baphomet*

[@shards0fwords]

paused at this moment bc I’m still crying XD

[@unnamed715]

"I don't pray to Satan!" Cameraman: Oh yeah then wtf is that?? 🤣🤣

[@SJ.77]

yeh I loved that too hahaha

[@ShadowsandCityLights]

Camera man is on point!!!

[@EricJacobson1990]

"Are there more snakes back there?" "I swear to God I won't let nothing happen to you" 😂😂😂

[@himynameis3664]

"wait wait is there a snake in the box?" ".....well I hope so" 😂😂

[@Dan-yk6sy]

I trust his intentions, just not his ability.

[@ominouskelp1522]

"I will protect you"

[@de-CO2]

Better have him swear to the Devil, too, just in case.

[@MsBellasworld]

She’s pregnant, she’ll have up to 60 babies lol 😂

[@slr7628]

This is exactly how most elementary school boys act when their best friend stays the night the first time 😂

[@shadow12k]

Showing them everything lol

[@heyokaoverdashelly2kangel945]

Hahah truuue

[@king-ghost1027]

Happy as ever lol

[@theclubvids]

I SWEAR TO GOD I WON'T LET NOTHING HAPPEN TO YOU

[@MrEazyE357]

Damn! You hit the nail right on the fucking head! Amazing! 😂🤣

[@Psycheooo]

Bro when he said "I will protect you." to the cop, I just knew this guy is a genuine guy.

[@yoced8213]

Everybody read that in his voice

[@SecretSauceyjuice]

The way he tilted his head and eyes widened, like "I got you".

[@dylanowens9880]

"I swear to God I won't let nothing happen to you" He meant that shit

[@treznev.v2]

where do I hire him for security?

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@yoced8213 LMAO holy shit

[@teaspoonty3]

The window slamming closed as he’s coming back had me dying 😂😂

[@Derek_Wyld]

Same lmao and he just reopens it and says meet him up front I’m weak 😅😅😅

[@A6Legit]

The way he had his hands up to hold it and it slams in his face got me.

[@allenbates3470]

You don’t even know ow how dead I am.

[@yvonnecortes_]

@@Derek_Wyldyup just that lil interaction was already setting the tone for the rest of the video😆

[@IamDapperDanMusic]

It’s like a movie lol

[@skyry101]

I initially thought he broke into someone else's home, pretending to be the homeowner and making things up as he went along 😂

[@tylerliebersohn2315]

Specially when he got to the alter and was like unmmm you tell me what that is… ummmmm I don’t worship the devil I’m a Christian I just uhhhhh feel a need to build these alters

[@SecretSauceyjuice]

That would be the most epic house tour of all time. Committing a B&E live in front of the police (with their help) while filming COPS and then giving them a tour of a house full of snakes.

[@devin1820ify]

I would have died laughing if somebody would have came out "who the fuck are you!?" 🤣

[@migol1984]

I was hoping that was the case lol

[@coyoteblue4027]

loool me too, but that man knew exactly where the snakes were at.

[@the1misscinny]

I have never in my life seen a man so kind and so deranged at the same time

[@peteg2715]

I hope he's doing alright

[@elmaschimba963]

In real life I’ve met plenty of kind people probably kinder even

[@macaroon147]

Alot of these type of people are actually much Kinder and well meaning than the slightly more upper class people

[@katwhiskers8]

me

[@Pokebrokey]

Well apparently he believes in God and has demonic effigy's all of his house. lol 50/50

[@SB-129]

-"I'm serious, I don't like snakes." -" _I will protect you...._ "

[@hunterstokes9306]

*imitates snapping neck* JUST LIKE THAT!

[@malikbrathwaite3708]

That will always be my favorite part of this lol

[@gavingmiller94]

What a wild time when a man like this could afford a house

[@Tottis806]

Lmao

[@JoelTGM]

I was laughing and then I saw this comment and am sad now.

[@itsmeTaraLee]

This comment got me

[@happyamerican3235]

Pet stores, snake removal, boots. Lots of money making there. He’s a trip though 😂

[@Liefvikerson]

Ya 😂 I think I'm saner than him, and I'm typing this while homeless.

[@H3gamer360]

That man was so happy to share his passions with anyone who would listen. Props to the cops for not picking on him the whole time.

[@gopnikstyle9148]

Cops nowadays are Aholes and get smart with you.

[@ethanlll2876]

90s was a different time alot more love sympathy and good music to go around

[@SessmaruKusanagiGaming]

@@leucifer2 Depends on what crowds you hang around with. I saw a lot of acceptance and comraderie, I also saw a lot of hate.

[@asthecitysleepsofficial]

@@leucifer2 dawg the 90s were the best. Cultures meshed.

[@asthecitysleepsofficial]

@@leucifer2 that was one year at the beginning of the 90s. I was barely 1 then. I’m looking back on what I actually saw and experienced. It’s fucking wack today compared to then.

[@PracticingLiberty]

I love how the cop is in frame, pans away, guy rants about loving snakes, pan back to see cop outside.

[@siantelove]

I legit hollered when i noticed that!!!😂

[@patsol8013]

Cop was NOT feeling getting murdered by a drunk man’s snake 😂

[@Fuketsu.]

Timestamp???

[@PracticingLiberty]

@@Fuketsu. 00:50

[@siantelove]

@@patsol8013 😂

[@gundamgames6092]

“No… no wait a minute. You don’t understand how many there ARE!” That line gets me every time.

[@Micolash_is_behind_you]

LOLOLOLOL

[@totallynoteverything1.]

they go to the basement and it's just a pit of snakes

[@taylor-gq4rg]

I love how directly specific he is in saying "I believe in God and I don't pray to Satan." 😂

[@tiahnarodriguez3809]

“…but I feel a need to build these alters”. Dude was leaning towards the devil 💀

[@Heisenbrick]

The devil is a snake himself, he’s not afraid of the devil.

[@iscrampad2194]

Read this comment as he said it 😂

[@joshmnky]

The way the camera dude panned up to the skull right after he said it, couldn't have been done better if scripted.

[@Jordan-ot7qf]

@@joshmnkyExactly LOL

[@Devan-he4kr]

This is the American Dream right here. White drunk guy protecting his Black cop friend from his pet snakes.

[@refugeehugsforfree4151]

Hell Yeah Brother!

[@Qqxx22]

Fuck yeah it is. I was laughing my ass off while be prideful that this interaction took place on American soil. This was a beautiful interaction

[@Mr.JoeMontanya]

True #merica moment

[@KamalasNotLikeUs]

Your dream is a Black man’s nightmare.

[@bradleylepper]

LOL

[@chronicprocrastina]

The timing of the window closing on its own was hilarious tbh

[@mobchris937]

You can hear the camera man laugh when that happened 😂😂

[@ryans6280]

😂

[@ryans6280]

"meet me at the front"

[@bryanpratt5850]

I think they included it on the intro to COPS after that.

[@coolbreeze1431]

It was. It was like a movie

[@Mogesy]

“I ain’t scared of the devil himself”🤣 the confidence I need

[@Duplicitousthoughtformentity]

“I don’t like snakes.” “I will protect yew.” This man is a diamond in the rough if I’ve ever seen one

[@everthingoutdoors8181]

I laughed so fn hard when he said that

[@niiteshayde]

I’m actually dying laughing 🤣 💀

[@MrPapageorgio]

That's a really rough diamond.

[@XxMidnightToker420xX]

A true gem 💎

[@drippygeorge.8740]

Truly so

[@jacobolson6145]

I love when the cop asks “are there more snakes back there” and instead of answering the question he just says “I won’t let anything happen to you”

[@noahcoomer]

He's probably had to answer that question thousands of times before then.

[@DarthCody700]

"Is there a snake in there?" "I hope!"

[@mushroomtits8387]

He's a trained professional. He'll hypnotize 'em or talk to the devil himself if he has 2.

[@LocatingGoku]

my favorite is "wait, Is the snake in there?", "I hope""

[@eyanmartin-snyder3435]

Officer: "is there a snake in there?" Him: "I... Hope"

[@MediocreTCG]

Took all that crazy drunkenness and pivoted it until he got a job offer. Absolute legend.

[@BlekJamal]

You meet me at the front

[@k5elevencinc0]

😂😅💯💯

[@SunilKumar-pu7me]

Also it's a cool technique to get all information and call him to check if he can actually catch a snake.

[@jonjonesy2112]

🤣🤣🤣🤣real

[@byegod]

@@BlekJamal 😂😂😂

[@Hollowsmith]

Crazy Guy: "What does that look like?" Cop: "A skeleton that you're using for a candle holder?" Crazy Guy: "Yea that's all that is."

[@MrFuchew]

so great

[@driftjunkie6978]

He is definitely the main character

[@STANLEY2BRICKS]

This was also my favorite part of the whole shebang 💀🕯️ 🤺

[@active.7universal]

thanks for that //I never would've known

[@cloudsombrero]

@@hisaceinthehole3426 he seems wasted

[@hubguy]

That window closing as he’s talking and approaching it is perfect

[@EricBuenoo]

Honestly, that cop was genuine and professional. He wasn’t into it at all but respected the owner and his possessions.

[@SecretSauceyjuice]

Two good dudes with very different interests lol

[@Version135]

@@SecretSauceyjuice this is an example of a simple short sentence that really captures the whole encounter. Well done.

[@Version135]

Definitely seemed like a good guy.

[@isaacsheppard7624]

He engaged with the gentleman. And communicated to him not at him. Nosy ass neighbors just didn’t like what does happy, don’t give a shit what people think attitude and I called the cops. I remember watching that brand new

[@EmperorOfSomething]

Would honestly be great to see where both of their journeys led to.

[@KR-fy3ls]

99% of the time a drunk man says he's going to go into his house and show you his religion he is coming back with a gun. This is that other 1%.

[@jadexx1]

Right! That's what I was thinking 😂

[@ACaveGoblin]

No just not true

[@Razgar_Voxel]

Hail Sithis!

[@OGbrundle]

That is not true at all

[@Zionswasd]

​@@Razgar_Voxel what is the color of the night?

[@JohnnyShrapnel]

He was about 1.51 milliseconds from seeing his karate dojo in the basement and his array of weapons purchased at local flea markets and estate sales. LEGENDARY!

[@FishRepair]

It’s definitely Florida they don’t have basements

[@FishRepair]

Maybe a dojo shed out back

[@peps1943]

They could have had target practice with the throwing stars

[@JP-xr3mu]

You bet your ass that was next if the cop stuck around. 😂

[@Dsturb85]

Dude you have me busting a gut LOL

[@justdaddrums2704]

That one dude at the party that nobody knows but everyone's glad he's there.

[@Plumbump]

That window slamming back down was perfect!

[@kristinen9854]

True life comedy. 🤣

[@McGovern1981]

Better than anything on TV trying to be funny now!

[@outcastvibes_]

was someone laughing in the background? lol

[@kristinen9854]

@@outcastvibes_ I think the camera man let out a snorting laugh. 😃

[@uknowwho7152]

Opens window back up, "meet me at the front!"

[@leviburns89]

Every single moment is so perfect. From the way he flips into the house, his confidence with a house full of snakes, and his quick witted comical responses which I do believe he was not trying to be funny, but sincere. 90s gold

[@AladdinBinLaden]

Is there a snake in there ? *I hope* 🤣💀

[@grandmaul9003]

Did you see the way he casually pulls out a crack pipe and tries to hit it before shaking the cops hand? Lost it

[@boskiscool]

@@grandmaul9003 That was a mostly smoked cigar, not a crack pipe lol

[@leviburns89]

@@AladdinBinLaden again, the sincerity in his face during that remark and also when he says, "You have no idea how many are in there!" A purely golden way to express his excitement to show them. I hope this man is still alive.

[@jimlahey9530]

What if it wasn't his house lol he jus rlly liked snakes an was their to steal em

[@lodusmusic4010]

"Let me jump in through my window and I'll meet you at the front door" would never work these days lmfao

[@TroubleZxHCT]

🤣🤣

[@PoopyPajeet]

Sounds like some shit ricky and the boys would of pulled on the cops a few times over in the trailor park.

[@trombone7]

Just rolls with almost getting hands chopped in slamming window. "Meemee at the fruhnt. "

[@Kylejking313]

Said it before I could

[@northernyetigaming8566]

@@PoopyPajeet fuck yeah man lmfao

[@masonfarnsworth1801]

God damn we need a update on this man 30years later. I hope hes still alive 😂

[@anthonymancilla380]

He passed away in 2015 at the age of 55

[@uncannyposthuman]

@@anthonymancilla380source? do you have his name so we can look him up?

[@Chris-k9k9c]

@@anthonymancilla380 That's sad, but not entirely surprising.

[@CarterWebber2024]

​@@Chris-k9k9cseems like he had fun with his life so 🤷‍♂️

[@MartinezStuffIsThaBomb]

@@anthonymancilla380source?

[@mattherbert6781]

This guy has more character than 95% of the people I've met on this Earth

[@shadow12k]

Get out more mate

[@musimations5212]

@@shadow12k no he's right. Most people are just npcs that repeat whatever they see on tv and really have no personality.

[@sidimightbe]

@@shadow12k no i think ill stay 😠

[@intello8953]

You should get off the internet and interact with more *actual* people 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@reagenlionel]

You right lol

[@ryanflynn9554]

He said “I’ll hypnotize it, throw it my bag, and it’ll be in the house” I’m fucking dead 😂

[@angrykidfromnc8391]

I know right 🤣

[@TheAaronFerreira]

He said "him"ll be in the house" lmao

[@Praise___YaH]

Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

[@newfilmuprising]

The "Daytona Beach Bike Week" t-shirt is what brings it all together for me. I hope this man is doing well

[@oragnutanggang3921]

Someone above said he died in 2015 but there wasn’t a source or any evidence for it

[@organicmilk5]

That camera pan up to the skull after “I dont pray to satan” was gold. Praise the cameraman

[@mindstate613]

Lmao

[@99Plastics]

Only Christians worship a decomposing corpse on a cross.

[@DefinitelyNotMyRealName]

It was just a skull. Sheesh these sensitive times.

[@tiastewart98]

A Baphomet skull at that 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@r0cketplumber]

I can HEAR the cameraman's eyes rolling.

[@Spennyman10]

"I swear to God I won't let nothin' happen to you" Priceless.

[@Kodos2024]

"I will protect you!"

[@Buddhapyro]

@Sorrows Prison yooooo frrr💀💀💀

[@outlawcustoms132]

Yew

[@wade_bellson5313]

@@Buddhapyro Happened to me as well😭

[@lucidByte]

yeah that's easy to do when you believe in satan

[@mikeyjohnson5888]

This basically how all the dudes on my moms side of the family gets drunk. They get all friendly and super passionate about everything. Its really endearing sometimes.

[@therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed]

Yep. Not everyone is an angry drunk. I hate when people portray us as such.

[@Bischlarbo69]

That's tight

[@SabrinaCelestia]

Reminded me of my grandpa lol

[@Ashbash-kf5xd]

I just got this visual of family members going full Shia Lebouf’s “DO IT!” on whatever they’re talking about. 🤣❤️

[@VanHalen2TheTop]

@@therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed do you get angry?

[@RyanFrost-uz3xe]

I watch this everytime I’m sad. Works.

[@swanvonmane8533]

The sheer fact that through all of this, despite the entire interaction, They created a symbiotic relationship where this man is now the local police department's snake wrangler, while the cops pay him back by not looking into anything going on in his home.

[@chaltain_7601]

we used to live in a free society that believed in live and let live. the good ole days.

[@swanvonmane8533]

@@chaltain_7601 yeah, unfortunately now our snake wranglers keep a spare key to their home

[@bontempo1271]

You just landed yourself a tv series

[@zakadams762]

that's all that is

[@waerloga489]

@@chaltain_7601 yeah the 90s were good, just ask Rodney king

[@GregTally]

The wine opener ended up being the most normal thing in there! This is fantastic!

[@bigmac51290]

Even the window had perfect comedic timing 🤣

[@no1survives]

I honestly can't tell if he actually lives there and just proved it or if he just bs'd his way into having cops help him break into a house riddled with snakes and witchcraft.

[@drkemukal4901]

He lived there.

[@CharlieTooHuman]

That would be a hilarious scenario if it were true

[@McGovern1981]

😂 I can't even with this...you couldn't even write how hilarious this is!

[@TheMisterGuy]

If he broke into that house and didn't belong there, he'd have asked to be arrested just to get out faster.

[@diapysik]

Cop kinda bailed him out on the skul candle holder, he had no clue what the fuck he was looking at.

[@slashnagy6]

“I ain’t afraid of the devil himself.” That’s all I needed to hear.

[@johngravette5289]

All you needed to know was that know one cares about your comment and same with Me

[@r0br33r]

Clearly you didn't HEAR shit because he said "SCARED" not the synonym, reet.

[@brosephbroman7564]

@@r0br33r You need Jesus

[@newrealitygaming3933]

We should not be afraid of the Devil. We should only be afraid of God. God is able to rip your soul, not the Devil. Though, the Devil is our enemy so we still need to know his tricks.

[@TrianglePants]

*Thumper??

[@himynamelscolin]

I truly hope this man lived/or is still living a long and prosperous life 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@MrShloker]

The comedic timing is crazy. This 3 minute video was funnier and more entertaining than primetime sitcoms

[@red7370]

fr, "is there a snake in there?" "i hope" while looking dead serious

[@MrShloker]

@@red7370 when he falls through the window and the cop lets it go right when hes about say something, and he just keeps on like nothing happened

[@jamesburk8145]

"This one's p r e g n a n t" I don't know what it is but the way he said that confirmed exactly what he said about caring about those snakes more than anything in the world. You could hear the heartfelt happiness in his voice.

[@ImYourOnlyItGirl]

I found the timing to be perfect also, right after the cop says he doesn’t wanna see any “more” haha oh great

[@datpham1439]

The way he said, p r e g n a n t, I thought for a second that he was the daddy.

[@NoBody-hl1rs]

Especially how he reaches down and goes "This is the male" and he can be seen tilting one of its eyes towards himself and the cameraman. Almost as if he wants to give both the snakes a chance to say "Hello c:"

[@jmac3322]

Their environment is Haiti level so he could care more

[@sweetweebygoodness8693]

@@datpham1439 bro what

[@GModBMXer]

"I dont pray to satan" *cameraman pans to cow skull hanging on wall*

[@richardlindquist4061]

Was looking for this comment 😂 everything about this is perfect from the window falling at the beginning to the officers reaction this is fucking gold

[@michaelm.5054]

Did him dirty on that one hahaha

[@haiasi8161]

the office level timing😂 too comedic

[@WackoFromWaco96]

lol the way the camera pans to the bull skeleton after he says he doesn’t worship the devil has me on fire 😂😂

[@daveevangelist4633]

Cop: “Man, is the snake in there!?!” Dude “I hope... she’s pregnant , gonna have about 60 babies” 😂

[@kellylanders8350]

Had to scroll way to long to see someone mention "I hope..." I died lmao

[@donmost214]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wolfy5svn945]

on average a burmese or reticulated python can lay anywhere from 50-100 eggs.

[@jaycole5353]

You want one officer to 🤣🤣🤣

[@okay__.]

​@@wolfy5svn945 that was a boa they give live birth

[@URailroadZombie]

This is the real life Charlie from Its Always Sunny

[@kishascape]

The southern/florida version.

[@dyslexiusmaximus]

so true

[@trige000]

I bet his name is Gary or Jerry. I love it.

[@AncientSlugThrower]

It's real life Reno 911

[@Blingchachink]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SNAP* JUST LIKE THAT

[@jasnevas9576]

That cop was cool. Helped him through the window and stayed around for show-and-tell

[@ChristopherMichael-dw4wt]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kurbyspader4590]

90s Cops were a cool breed. I remember being hammered and instead of taking me in, they just gave me a ride home to sleep it off. N they stuck my bike in their trunk!

[@Barnaclebeard]

COPS is staged

[@JohnDoe-hx1wx]

@@Barnaclebeard hahahahah no it's not

[@chrisnorman2879]

Cops like that used to be the norm, can't be that way anymore with everyone running around trigger-happy as hell.

[@JustJefferson]

Dude has me crying laughing. What a character.🤣

[@dylanarthur5526]

This guy is like that guy you see at parties where nobody knows who he is or who invited him, but you're happy he's there.

[@justdaddrums2704]

He is that guy.

[@Schmusan]

I love that guy

[@katyungodly]

Yuppp, I remember being at a party like that. A guy named Jaeger (who nobody knew) brought a bottle of Jaeger and split it with me and I got tipsy for the first time 😂

[@Macx204]

@@katyungodly Probably got passed around like that bottle too

[@calvin4875]

Wtf Mac

[@heshwuan]

He's definitely had a few, but he's not breaking the law or hurting anyone. Seems like a chill dude.

[@morepoppunkthanpizza]

wholeheartedly agree, very chill guy

[@davideggenberger8090]

Yea, till he tried lighting a Crack pipe in front of the guy

[@TrollToove]

@@davideggenberger8090 that's a cigar butt not a crack pipe

[@morepoppunkthanpizza]

@@TrollToove exactly 🤦‍♂️

[@ItsConscious]

@@davideggenberger8090 Might have to get your eyesight checked out my friend.

[@holysol]

leo: snake in'ere? guy: ah hope

[@YoungYahtz94]

“Man I ain’t scared of nothin, I ain’t scared of the devil himself” I love the energy lol all jokes aside

[@iannamico]

Crazy people are crazy

[@s-x5373]

this dude isn't even that crazy he is just passionated and on drugs

[@Gass3s]

Am I mistaken or did he just take out a pipe and go to hit that shit legit right before he said that

[@goblin9193]

@@Gass3s I think it was a cigar that was already smoked

[@berrey7]

A real life Charlie Kelly.

[@WigneyR]

Live PD brought this kinda energy back for a little bit and it was pure heaven, hope it returns soon

[@threesixone7019]

This is strangely wholesome.

[@4477superman]

Right? He’s crazy but not violent or hateful

[@yourgameisstupid]

"I'll protect you!"

[@WhuDhat]

@@4477superman it's not strange in the slightest, other than the obvious eerie nostalgia of it being filmed nearly 20 years ago. it's just a portrayl of an average, everyday Floridian Nature and malt beverage enthusiast

[@Umtree]

Back when ANYONE could afford a house. : (

[@optimisticcosmic]

He can’t afford a door though apparently.

[@qazmko22]

The inflated home prices and easy home loans to people who can't afford them (like this guy maybe), are the reason the economy collapsed

[@abnnuzzinicholasclay686]

@@qazmko22 the consumer is not responsible for the mortgage crash back then or now.

[@uhohjrama]

Facts

[@dopeytripod]

60% of home owners were GIFTED THE HOUSE FROM THEIR PARENTS/FAMILY

[@reedmadden]

“Now you tell me WHAT THAT is” “It looks like a skull you used to hold a candle” “That’s all that is” Found that hilarious 1:40

[@mrswolls]

lol i caught that too

[@Ben-zn8pe]

For sure that sounded better than the real answer 😭

[@mrswolls]

LMAO 🤣😂 that's all that is. Classic

[@ashtonarmstrong9778]

yeah that's what made me think he's a druggie and that's not his house lol

[@PersephonePersonified]

"Is there a snake in there?" "Wellll I hope." "😅😵🏃🏽" Love Old Cops episodes 😄

[@Kenji.Artistry_]

Lmaooo that shit took me out!

[@Tapatiogang]

😂

[@Tapatiogang]

@@Kenji.Artistry_ obviously you recommend this video to random people 😂

[@Tapatiogang]

Edit you tube

[@asabry4126]

"I will protect you" The delivery of that line is hilarious. Real life reno 911

[@alexanderscott2456]

I scrolled down looking for the first Reno 911 comment. It really is.

[@JustiasFitzgerald]

My favorite part about this is that the guy is obviously surprisingly athletic for a drunk.

[@mikelemasters-db8fo]

Such a wholesome interaction. Every town needs a police officer like this.

[@thetruthhurts131]

He was fired and arrested back in the early 2000s for rape

[@abcdefg-xm7dc]

It's so funny there's always someone giving undue praise to police in the comments. Just cause he didnt shoot anybody I guess?

[@sbbudj]

That cop is a white supremacist.

[@thecringeinspector5636]

@@abcdefg-xm7dc cops are humans too.

[@Katieeeee04]

Ikr

[@jgoodz]

This was amazing. It's just like a 'Reno 911' skit.

[@RN1441]

This guy seems like he might be part of the inspiration for the character of 'Andrew'

[@treehuggerdeluxe5598]

"Frisbee, you know anything about that?"

[@jturnbow71]

I was thinking of Frisbee too🤣🤣🤣

[@rigocarlos2397]

I remember those days

[@timoneer5888]

It reminded me of 'Run Ronnie Run!"

[@edwardthompson4600]

I genuinely feel sorry for people that missed out on the 90s.

[@SkyWarrior100]

The early 2000's wasn't all that bad either. But yeah the 90's seemed like a wild time.

[@headshotmaster138]

​@@SkyWarrior100the 2000s was a continuation of the 90s in some aspects.

[@JohnSmith-xj7ui]

this fake trash? gotta love your fake 90s tv shows you boomer! the 90s were okay at best so much horrible shit, drugs were still a little out of control

[@SkyWarrior100]

@@headshotmaster138 indeed it was, I grew up witnessing the VHS becoming extinct and being replaced with blu-rays. Flip phones being replaced with Blackberrys then the smart phones.

[@headshotmaster138]

@@SkyWarrior100 yeah. It was kinda the last era of physical media until digital took over.

[@whatsthekeytothekeykat]

😂 the cops over there working out their new snake catcher connect lmfaoooo

[@rylter]

The fact the the cop didn't react at all to "I'll hypnotize em'", shows how much cred this guy has. Who you gonna' call?! Snake Buster!

[@sukaenacornelius9285]

😂😂 This guy is so cool, I love to call him to remove a snake from my house! So funny American hehehe

[@chief.cheese]

snake buster pause

[@johnnyswimbait423]

Or the dude is fuckin nuts and the cop knows it cuz he deals with nutcase all day

[@rylter]

@@sukaenacornelius9285 He'll protect ya. 😉

[@boobonet9088]

"Is the snake in there? "I hope?!" That is the best thing I've ever heard.

[@Rune3D]

Yeah, we'd hate to have a loose snake in the house! 🤣

[@mildgooses4401]

@@Rune3D from that night on, Johnny never talked to us again xD

[@Job.Well.Done_01]

I fawkin lost it when he said that! 🤣 couldn’t breathe

[@Emiliapocalypse]

And the look on his face like 👀😬👀

[@avidkites]

This man is my spirit animal

[@DBUCKS1988]

This man has a magic quality about him

[@glyph241]

🔮🕳🔮

[@happymolecule8894]

It's called meth

[@drugsmcsnortington]

Yeah magic mushroom maybe...

[@nebulousisgod]

More like a drunken quality. Did you see him jump through that window and tumble? Haha

[@PNW_Sportbike_Life]

the magic of lots and lots of drugs

[@michaelevans1738]

“I believe in god, i don’t pray to satan” *cameraman pans up to reveal a bull skull above his pagan alter* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@naturesfinest2408]

This! No one is talking about this!

[@jbeasy5620]

There really is no other reason to say "I don't pray to satan" unprovoked unless you pray to satan

[@Ryan-gk1bd]

Lmao

[@skatterpro]

@@jbeasy5620 Someone had accused him of it. Not to mention none of this looks like a satanic altar. Niether does it look pagan. Americans need to chill out.

[@khlorghaal]

hes probably some sort of pagan and didnt want people to confuse whatever religion is with satanism

[@bigdog3300]

2:20 "Is a snake in there?" ".....I hope..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@braeduin]

I don't know what it is about this guy, but when he said "I will protect you." I actually believed him.

[@Kaiyuni]

It's because he said it with complete confidence and certainty. I believed him too.

[@Emiliapocalypse]

He said it with all the confidence of a 90’s televangelist

[@Alzrad]

HA!! HAAAAA!!! Wow …SO HILARIOUS so real

[@guy2006]

@@Alzrad that's right. Now what are you gonna do about it?

[@paleamigo8575]

He seems like a decent dude that just has a buzz, no biggie.✌

[@cray3175]

When he says he ain't afraid of nothing, I believe him.

[@wreckedstamps3025]

I’m certainly afraid of him for sure

[@bakedstreetyt]

@@hisaceinthehole3426 how can you be afraid of something that doesnt exist ?

[@mememan2344]

@L. Ron Hoyabembe *tips ferdora

[@dray2882]

@@bakedstreetyt how can you know that the devil doesn’t exist, just curious (i myself don’t really necessarily believe in any religion)

[@WiscoKnight0806]

"Is the snake in there?" "...I hope" Had me rollin

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

The way he grabbed those pythons despite one being pregnant(?) and them just being chill with it has me convinced that he either has hypnotized all of the snakes in that house or there's an actual bond formed between him and those snakes more solid than 90% of snake owners. You know or it was cold in the house I guess.

[@1DISTURBEDSOUL]

he's the snake whisperer 😂

[@Talking_He4d]

Maybe he’s the father of the babies

[@corners3755]

Or he just keeps them well fed and handled

[@velveetaslingshot]

This fool is no snake expert. There should be a heat rock and lamp, a bowl of water, and mulch for urination/defecation. He has two pythons shoved in a closet. It is neglect and abuse.

[@ΑναστάσιοςΠαπαζαχαρίου]

Reptiles don't bond.

[@mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr]

"I'll protect you." "The snakes mean more to me than a human life." (The cop starts slowly backing out the door.)

[@haydnrogan6789]

Haha in the next shot he was out the door

[@simonacland9028]

The cameraman had me dead on top of this dude himself hahaha can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

[@LarryXLR]

This dude is like the town nutjob who saves the day when they need his special talent.

[@chaltain_7601]

thats why no one fucks with the town nut job, crazy comes in handy when shit gets crazy.

[@maxthedoglover]

spot on 😂

[@jamesburk8145]

If this is Florida then he's most likely the most sane person in town.

[@AckzaTV]

He fights the tremors with his snakes

[@youtubernaz1scensoredbythe201]

"I have a search warrant" "I've got a whole bunch of snakes" "Nevermind. Have a good night sir" I'm on the way to the pet store RIGHT NOW!!!!

[@rickyred7813]

Put this guy on list, weird username.

[@youtubernaz1scensoredbythe201]

@@rickyred7813 username was different, but YouBoob deleted my account for saying that Joe Cheated, and is a pedophile. Hence, my new username.

[@stephen.g1059]

@@rickyred7813 put me on a list mr claus 😋

[@cannonfodder8907]

@@youtubernaz1scensoredbythe201 based what was the original name

[@youtubernaz1scensoredbythe201]

@@cannonfodder8907 Pagliacci

[@ppinmouth2649]

This guy is a legend. Not for his lifestyle but to be under the influence of everything on earth and not getting arrested while talking to cops

[@allenaju1856]

Back then chill/cool cops were more lean like this being one with the people instead of separate. Now they just don’t give you a ticket for speeding or running lights or involve themselves in the community. Cops now would probably arrest him not for the amount of snakes just chilling in his house but the fact he is under something. Dude helped him break in his own house 🤣

[@crazyjaybe]

"I don't pray to Satan!" **Camera pans to cow skull

[@alexanderlevy158]

You wouldn't believe how long it took me to realize that was actually his house after watching him jump in the window. I was sure this video was gonna end in an arrest, but it ended in me laughing my ass off instead.

[@mazterhaze122]

Did you notice the crack pipe he pulled out qt the end

[@Ewr42]

@@mazterhaze122 it's a cigar "roach"

[@Ewr42]

That wasn't his house, he's got cheats on

[@OGYouTubeEnjoyer]

Instead it ended with him being hired as a snake handler.

[@paleamigo8575]

That's how the old COPS episodes were. Not like today we're everyone gets caught because they want to make it appear as if it's because they are soo good. There are some episodes with some awesome fist fights that the cop(s) didn't win.🤣

[@boop1286]

You can really tell this guy loves his snakes but they must have been going through it lol. Like 5 different snakes in a big box with no hides, water, or heating and then a giant pregnant boa locked in a closet :(

[@Moldy_Crow1315]

I work as a Park Ranger; you'd be surprised how many people like this you actually meet

[@MysticMonkeyMiracle]

These kind of rednecks are wild dog

[@elijahmorse1093]

@Cameron Mock Yeah at least 1 per neighborhood. The conversations are always interesting. 😏

[@SEEYAIAYE]

It's that one kid who would excitedly show off all his cool things at his house but all grown up, you can't help but be amused.

[@STANLEY2BRICKS]

I initially read that as _Power Ranger_ and was indeed surprised

[@elijahmorse1093]

@@STANLEY2BRICKS mighty morphing 😊

[@FlorisCumberbund]

“There’s snakes in here?” “I WILL PROTECT YOU!”

[@Crisp_Crow]

“I’m serious I don’t like snakes.” “I will protect you!” I laughed my ass OFF

[@manicmurph]

Yeah I remember seeing this as a kid and turning away cause I fucking hate snakes too. It's just something about them.

[@dirtegarbage]

@@manicmurph snakes were one of the most dangerous predators to early primates, so some people still have the instinctual fear of them

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

" I will protect you!" , said the guy to the cop 3 feet taller than him with a gun 🤣🤣🤣

[@GentlemanLife-Beyotch]

Dude said I swear to God I won't let anything happen to you! 💀

[@PrideRock92]

“You don’t understand how many there are” is an underrated line.

[@SouthwestStud88]

Yeah I didn't find that line funny at all but serious. What do you think he meant by that?

[@xxdfoster]

When he says , "I'll hypnotize them" he's so damn serious. Love it

[@nicholascordes5276]

It’s a beautiful real life mix of Reno 911 and Step Brothers. I luv this 😂

[@Cerik_Alpha]

He is sooo excited to show his stuff to his new friends 😊

[@Sychodude5]

Three things I learned from this video: 1. He has a lot of snakes 2. Those snakes mean more to him than any human being ever born 3. He does NOT pray to Satan

[@gavin4454]

4. Snakes can have over 60 babies at ones.

[@cookiehead2]

Officer: “I’m not getting paid enough for this.” Camera guy: “Oh hell yeah!”

[@jaquayhill3158]

Lmao

[@laurametheny1008]

This was one of my late Dads favorite shows. Even my late Mom liked it. Not many like it anymore.🙂

[@deadbeats4894]

It's straight propaganda. They stopped COPS and Live PD because if you watch most episodes (and know the constitution) the cowards violate the hell out of people's rights.

[@monkey_pox5902]

My best friend talks and walks exactly like this dude. Blown away how he's into everything my buddy is into

[@EVEMASTER99]

You sure that isn't him?

[@freezzer0019]

Like snakes?

[@WildlandsGG]

watch out for him

[@bakinto]

You're so lucky dude

[@SlumMattress]

He even looks like him!

[@kultur-vultur]

The internet needs to find this man.

[@yellowblanka6058]

Honestly, I think I'd rather deal with him than most of the vitriolic trolls out there. He's a little out of his mind, but at least he seems friendly enough.

[@jasonbengel]

I'd be curious where that guy is now, too. I'd be curious where he's at in life!

[@popanollie1]

dropping a like and a reply hoping the internet does its thing and finds where this guy is now. i hope for the best for him.

[@buffering7612]

He probably fell into a coma and became snake food.

[@xuxu8282]

The further i could find was the following: The events happened in Jacksonville, Florida, US The footage is from the series "Cops" season 13 episode 4 which first aired in September 2000 The officer Shawn Pringle was dispatched in zone 4 (which refer to Riverside / Avondale / Ortega / Westside from the jacksonville police department website). If someone still had access to the episode they could probably retrace most of the route and find the house, from there they could investigate the house ownership since the past 22-25 years and find out what happened to the dude.

[@jammydodger1449]

This guy seems like he'd have your back no matter what. Seems like a cool guy

[@nugsymalone1247]

Lol if you were a snake

[@keeperofthefire1250]

Idk tho man, better not get between him and them snakes

[@ANJIN-p4q]

He's a cool fella. He's on something but he's a cool dude

[@darcarkon4409]

He ain't gon let nothin happen to you man.

[@elevro]

actually he cares more about those snakes then any human back thats ever been born.

[@freddyfasthands8131]

I love that he loves his snakes❤❤❤❤

[@champ2.546]

This is the uncle you follow around listen and talk to at the family cookout, you'll have a hell of a good time😂

[@AkronJosh]

Swear i have an uncle that acted just like this dude at every bbq. Haha