Cory Summarizes Star Wars - SleepyCast

[@TheDudeManBro]

"Star Wars is bigger than hitler and bugs bunny" Truer statement has never been made.

[@aidanleffler4897]

cory hates chewbacca, which means someone should make him watch the christmas special

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

He can’t, George Lucas cut the only copy of it in half with a light saber.

[@LN997-i8x]

He mentions the Holiday Special, odds are he's seen it

[@FragmentedR_YT]

@@LN997-i8x that wouldn’t surprise me, considering he’s friends with Jon and Jon reviewed the damn thing.

[@seansmith6255]

Jon has to

[@slowggles]

"they should explain it in the next movie." oh man

[@jovan6485]

Foreshadowong at its finest😂

[@MforMovesets]

Kylo has a mask because he's a Vader fanboy. Even Snoke makes fun of his mask.

[@rambact5769]

MforMovesets that was the one part I liked about the new Star Wars movies

[@nicholas6081]

“I’m dark... and evil”

[@jackriley6936]

Hanz Olo

[@ArinJager1]

Kyle Loren

[@TrueRetroflection]

Leia or Gana?

[@cracklasco]

"Youre gonna love Boba Fett in ep.6" Wow.....

[@YumYum820]

LMAO Three Stooges skit

[@XShrike0]

That feels like a troll setup.

[@Tunkkis]

@@XShrike0 It must've been.

[@dutchmountainsnake5379]

"hans" "fey"

[@gigastrike2]

"Same thing. What did I say?"

[@Kaboomboo]

I agree 100%. Kylo should've revealed his face for the first time when he saw Han. And it shouldn't have been mentioned by anyone that was his father, we as an audience find out right before his death. That would've been effective. That would've been emotional.

[@XShrike0]

The characters shouldn't have known either. They should have thought that he was dead. Only to find out that he is alive on the reveal and then killed Han.

[@kylefrank638]

Everyone knew Kylo was going to be Han's son, give me a break.

[@rambact5769]

Sounds like something out of Gundam

[@gregoryschreiter]

"what's all this other shit that's stupid" is a perfect summary of star wars

[@BlackjackSP]

"Hans"

[@BanilyaGorilya]

Best character in Die Hard Wars

[@YumYum820]

The magical ability to add an S to everything

[@Zlarel]

13:34 They completely missed Cory calling Han "Hans Zimmer"

[@MintyZedGrimes]

I love how he kept calling him "Hans"

[@videonmode8649]

Welcome to Coryisms

[@Zlarel]

He calls him "Hans Zimmer" at one point...

[@thomasshrum4006]

Jake Lloyd absolutely looks like a member of SleepyCabin. He has that fuck the world and my life dead stare look in his eyes that most of the guys have. He'd probably be a great fit.

[@Dafoodmaster]

that kid that played anakin actually got a razzie award for the worst performance i'd say george lucas pretty well screwed him over

[@alfiebeckett6528]

M a c l u n k y

[@thomaslake4025]

Didn't jar jars father try to kill himself because of jar jar?

[@carlitosjaeger5965]

ok yeah and Jar jar but he failed

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

@Rick Wilkinson Nah he means in the Star Wars canon Jar Jar's dad tried to shoot himself because his kid a clumsy fuck tard that ruins everything

[@cracklasco]

Kid annakin actor should sue george lucas for emotional damage.

[@nowhereman6019]

Lucas has suffered enough.

[@deadliestvice5356]

Hans, Fey and Kylo's grandpa. The gang's all back in Star Wars Episode X.

[@Zlarel]

It's wild hearing Cory be so reasonable for such an extended period

[@BLK_MN]

Jeff (smart): “[Star Wars 7: Force Awakens] feels like a bunch of suits sat around and said, ‘Okay, this’ll work, this’ll work, don’t put that in’. It feels so fabricated” Niall (dumb): “I was on the edge of my seat the whole time”

[@jacobhernandez323]

He didn't even realize that Kylo was Han and Leia's son until Jeff pointed it out to his face

[@henrynelson9301]

I mean it makes sense that they would do that when it’s still the most expensive movie ever made

[@shooterperson]

I legit fell asleep in Rogue One

[@kylefrank638]

I legit began researching noose knots while watching Rogue One.

[@liftfork]

Idk what youse are on rogue one is the best star wars movie by a long shot

[@AegisREDflector]

I like non canon (anymore) Boba Fett.

[@Krelos1114]

congratulations, you're opinion no longer matters.

[@AegisREDflector]

Exactly correct.

[@goole6833]

It never did.

[@TheChazzyC]

side canon is stupid unless it’s the Dave filoni animated series

[@zachanikwano]

As a fan who owns over half of the Star Wars Legends EU media, Cory’s takes are hilarious

[@Ya-kz7lg]

Honestly, the one thing good about the star wars Christmas Special is it was the first time Boba Fett made an appearance, he was super cool in it, and I think he actually has more lines in it than in any movies in the original trilogy.

[@FragmentedR_YT]

If I remember correctly, his only dialogue in any of the original films is the fucking wilhelm scream, so you’re probably right.

[@ProteinBlob]

"I knew the emperor guy with the cape dies"

[@Zlarel]

5:56 "Now this is pod-racing!"

[@thehappychap4252]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars is by far the best Star Wars has to offer, aside from episode 5.

[@metaouroboros690]

Cory's Chewie noises make me giggle.

[@KyloRenmcgoo]

How is it possible to repeatedly watch the same character across 4 movies and still get their name wrong

[@spencerbuck1074]

I think all of us who have been familiar with something for years that we invest a lot of thought into wish that there was a way for us to experience it as if we had never experienced it before to see how we'd think about it as we are now. I'm glad to see this for that reason.

[@squidaledingle]

George should have had his thinking cap on

[@Tom-jy6mc]

The hate for Jake Loyd is absolutely alien to me and something in me is happy they (sort of) agree.

[@georgeealien]

"Have you ever seen, like, a 300 pound furball rip someone's arm off? Be careful" - Hans Solo

[@FatAlbertFanClub]

13:40 did he just says Hans Zimmer?

[@RobbleRouser]

Literally said out loud "this aught to be good"

[@isaac13d]

You never start with the prequels

[@nN-xz5ty]

In the books Foba Fett climbed out of the sarlacc i think its cannon but I’m not sure.

[@lemmys.kelton8183]

He's not dead in Disney canon but he hasn't appeared yet I think

[@davidlarson55]

Ayyyyy

[@BovineDesigns]

13:33 for future reference

[@OmarSanchez-ge5qg]

Lol frickin Cory XD The Black Knight is with Martin Lawrence. Ironically the medieval folks in that film, thinks he's French crusader and they call him Skywalker.

[@humannerd26]

5 is a master peace

[@BadyearOakarus]

Boba Fett is super cool in the comics and games

[@BanilyaGorilya]

Because he got his ass handed to him by Blind Han. Even if they have him survive the Sarlacc, he still remains a two bit player. Hell, even Jango dies a more honorable death going against a Jedi.

[@ArinJager1]

oooh the missing with the fight against boba in the jedi academy game... so good

[@andymoore8835]

Most people haven’t seen or read those, so most people usually think he’s lame. I personally think he’s overrated as hell, but that’s just me.

[@kobalto1740]

I do the same, i watch every trilogy and i agree with cory

[@azraelwolfsblood2902]

George Lucas did not ruin that kids life. He sucks at writing scripts that’s it. It’s those toxic fanboys that were expecting a kid to be an Oscar nominated actor and completely ignore the fact that luke was a whiny annoying kid in episode 4

[@Dommbuscus]

Eh, I can throw George Lucas under the bus easily. Everything he touches gets a little, or a lot worse. Depending on how much control he has over said thing

[@shadowrunner4620]

I would love to hear Cory's review on the trainwreck that was the Last Jedi

[@azraelwolfsblood2902]

2:30 wait till you watch Disney’s Star Wars

[@Dommbuscus]

Attack of the Clones and The Phantom Menace are still infinitely worse movies than Force Awakens and Last Jedi. Go ahead and shit on Rise of Skywalker though, lol

[@heskymarky]

I wonder if Niall liked the last jedi

[@roketfingers]

Hans Olo, the German star wars character

[@frankjohnson123]

Was going to make the exact same comment lol

[@tigertim620]

FINALLY!!!

[@Positive-Vibes-77]

Cory should read about the Boba Fett in the Star Wars comics

[@daseal1479]

The prequels are greatly helped by the Clone Wars series, supplementary novels, video games and such that released alongside them and afterwards for years, and it the reason it's my favorite era. The OT era also benefits from the many EU novels and games in the New Republic era and onwards. Then you have the Old Republic, and so much more. The thing that alienates the awful Disney sequels, is that they are popcorn flicks first and foremost, and don't feel like they're part of a wider universe, not having nearly as many well made stories about them, so they will always be the black sheep of the franchise forever.

[@Biodeamon]

the first one was GREAT and I will personally fight anyone who says otherwise

[@ArinJager1]

I HATE the "edited" versions of the old movies... because it also has a different dub here... and the edits just don't really fit, either...

[@BanilyaGorilya]

Completely agree with Cory but agree with Jeff more. Lyle McDouchebag makes a really good case for the Forced Awakens.

[@edwardmather4422]

“Remember star wars” - Han Solo

[@heroofslime9639]

The actor from anakin turned into a real Darth Vader

[@that-guy-pearce]

I've seen less of a shitstorm comments section on political videos

[@fireflocs]

Jenga Fett lol

[@GaMeRfReAkLIVE]

Kylo wears the mask because he wants to mantle Darth Vader. Its pretty true to his character, though that doesnt really come acrossin the movie

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

He confirmed what everyone already knows: Ep 3 and 5 are the best and any other answer is wrong

[@WizardOfThule]

Corey: "That's all I knew when I went into Star Wars and then I was like, what the fuck is this other shit?" Me: " Jesus Christ Corey stop

[@shadowrunner4620]

Rorschach * But he's right though

[@Dommbuscus]

Yeah, Star Wars is pretty gay. 7/10 franchise though

[@ivanmunoz2984]

Me too Chris, me too

[@funkecagado9551]

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[@alexswanson9665]

I thoroughly enjoyed every Star Wars movie.

[@tarponpet]

Same.

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

Yeah, the political stuff was only interesting in the clone wars cartoon and that’s only because there are bounty hunters and political assassinations. Boba Fett isn’t that cool but other mandalorians are. Sabine from Rebels and her story is cool and Death watch in Clone Wars is pretty awesome. But yeah, that poor little kid. I feel so god damn bad for him.

[@TheChazzyC]

Rebels is great. It’s different and less serious than clone wars, but on its own it’s really fucking good. I binged the entire dave filoni animated series btw, it was really good. Ahsoka’s entire arc made me cry. I hope she gets her own live action movie post original trilogy

[@ramusbadisfish6582]

I love Cory

[@Snoozytube]

Honestly i think the parents and the media are to blame about Jake Lloyd in the phantom menace. I feel bad for George Lucas Ahmed best and Jake Lloyd because star wars fans are legit assholes and seem to blame the actors for how it was made.

[@jelqotheclown]

Always liked jango more

[@FragmentedR_YT]

Same here, Jango was my absolute favorite Star Wars character for ages.

[@monononny3974]

of course Nial liked star wars 7 -_-

[@YumYum820]

4:16 🤣

[@RaydioRental]

I also despise Chewbacca

[@kylefrank638]

I have to turn off the sound when Chewie finds 3PO destroyed in Episode V. It's a solid minute of that warbling, grating moan. #_#

[@greenmanatee3368]

Hans

[@paulfullinwider5127]

Hans Olo

[@daseal1479]

George Lucas isn't to blame, it's the big shitty half of the Star Wars fandom, we hate ourselves just as much as everyone else.

[@Bob-co9zq]

I love Star Wars

[@PlayNiceFolks]

My fav order. 3, 5, 2, 1, 6, 4.

[@jdidbrlfbemdbflegnejddbdin963]

Wait....wut

[@FrogWalrus]

Add up all the numbers and we get your IQ.

[@amerifatcheeseburger]

“Boba Fetts a idiot” well I guess if you enjoy having wrong ideas

[@fuzzytransmissionman]

Lucas is just a tard writer. He's like an autismo-level good character designer, but once these characters are made he just bashes them together like a four-year-old making up stories with action figures.

[@Abdega]

fuzzytransmissionman “Autismo” The obsession with trade agreement and wanting to destroy old original Star Wars reels because they aren’t “perfect” with cgi backs this up

[@ModernOddity728]

"Nope, you are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye-bye."

[@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

Return of the Jedi is not bad at all.

[@kylefrank638]

I like the part where Luke concocts the worst plan ever to save the day. Oh wait that's both halves of the film.

[@sswpp8908]

Hayden Christianson in police pursuit after kicking his mom and stealing her car: "Now this is podracing!"

[@randallbalion4464]

That's Jake Lloyd

[@deadliestvice5356]

No, Hayden aged 20 years between 1999 and 2002.

[@gallofilm]

lmao he thinks boba died in the sarlac what a joke xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@ramadansteve6573]

Chris is objectively and unequivocally wrong about the special edition ending being better than the original.

[@seansmith6255]

Oney Spazkid I love you but your opinions on return of the jedi are a disgrace

[@imatooltoo]

I get the whole shit about star wars fans being one of the worst fanbases in history, but fuck at least understand something about the series before expressing your opinion over it. This was really annoying to hear. Chris is the only one that makes sense because he's obviously more of a fan than anyone. You don't have to be a diehard, fuck that, just idk it's a personal thing. its incredibly annoying when people give opinions on crap they know nothing about.

[@anon4u]

lol two years and no likes

[@nicolascharron1038]

Yeah, Jontron likes the prequels genuinely, but his opinion was his own. He didn't watch a Star Wars Theory video sucking up to Lucas.

[@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS]

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