Cosmonauts and Angels: The Very Best Space Conspiracy Theories

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[@brainblaze6526]

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[@kieronparr3403]

Wiping your nose with your hand is gross

[@Netasuke]

Sorry I'm late guys, was watching into the shadows and didn't see there was a new glorious brain blaze

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

Worth pointing out that, funnily enough, biblical angels *aren't* supposed to look like that. From what I've heard they're said to be a lot more... well, horrifying. Horrifying at the "you're going to go insane now" sort of level. Which explains why artists never depicted them the way they were really supposed to look. So even if you do believe they're real, or that aliens somehow look like them... these people and their story *still* got it wrong. ;) And you know what that means... 1. We're talking about a conspiracy theory within a conspiracy theory. or 2. These people have got even less of an idea what they're talking about than even *Simon* thought! Well, I know which of those two options I believe in. :)

[@rodepet]

I don't use the internet, a friend of mine downloads your videos and gives them to me. I did not post this either.

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

@@rodepet Wow! That must mean I'm not replying to you right now!

[@potatoespotatos]

Just had a random idea: Simon should make a video called "The Past was the Wurst", where he talks about the history of sausages and any funny hijinks involving this delicacy.

[@HughZantu]

Sold

[@chrisgenovese8188]

Ugh, German sausage puns are the...wurst.

[@philvanderlaan5942]

@@chrisgenovese8188 you can argue all day long wether Italian or polish sausages the better but German sausages are clearly the Würst

[@TitularHeroine]

@@philvanderlaan5942 I gave a sausage away for a long-legged bird. I.... I took a tern for the wurst.

[@WhispersDaes]

@@TitularHeroine gotta say this is best pun in the chain, well done!

[@toddgardner8449]

Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes fame once stated “Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us”.

[@Latenightloner]

Agreed. Humans have sent a lot of random shit into space like a poor dog & monkey, dead people’s ashes, etc. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@stuffandthings6188]

I remember that cartoon picture and think about it almost daily.

[@phantomechelon3628]

Absolutely love that quote. 😆

[@infidelcastro5129]

C&H should be taught in school. Far more relevant and profound than Shakespeare.

[@lijohnyoutube101]

@@infidelcastro5129I like both but your comment is silly. Shakespeare has significantly more depth.

[@paulherman5822]

Douglas Adams covered why aliens don't visit Earth: “Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”

[@jessicazaytsoff1494]

And mostly harmless

[@Ghostvertigo]

This is so true not to mention the immense distance it would take for them to even come here anyway if they even did notice us

[@paulherman5822]

@@Ghostvertigo Not worth the cost of fuel. 😁

[@cripplious]

It was worth being bulldozed under and built a superhighway

[@taranullius9221]

Yes it's terribly witty and self-deprecating. He's a national treasure blah blah. In reality why would they be infinitely smarter than us and also able to break the laws of thermodynamics? There's only so much evolution can do in 13.9 billion years and what with physics being the way it is.

[@SMPTEColorBars]

I am living, I tell you, LIVING for the “Simon Whistler Network” of KZbin channels. J’adore this man’s content!

[@philvanderlaan5942]

I live to give Simon massive loads of crap. Simon: with subscribers like these who needs copyright strikes

[@becomingachristian]

Praise the bald man

[@PaulsGarage]

Simon whistler cinematic youtube universe

[@tomasxfranco]

The generic bald youtuber multiverse.

[@philvanderlaan5942]

@@PaulsGarage don’t laugh one day Danny will collect all the infinity stones and snap half of Simon’s channels out of existence.

[@jenniferkeatts7839]

Simon: *complains about how long BB videos are* Simon: *goes on tangent every paragraph* Simon: *blames danny*

[@mandipurcell8877]

It's why we're all still here

[@phantomechelon3628]

Any good Overlord always blames their underlings / minions...

[@coreytaylor447]

I think the show Farscape really encapulated the whole aliens on earth really well. "how do we know you aliens aren't walking among us in descise?" "why would we? earth is just some worthless backwater speck with no practical resources"

[@AvoidTheCadaver]

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

[@TitularHeroine]

I Brake For Farscape References

[@CrudzMcKenzie]

What in the frelling Hazmana are you blithering about?

[@andymouse]

@@CrudzMcKenzie Yeah, he need's to stop talking dren.

[@CrudzMcKenzie]

@@andymouse What a trelch.

[@chrisball3778]

There actually IS a whole Russian cartoon movie franchise about the Communist Space Dogs. I don't think its got Laika in it, though- it's about Belka and Strelka, who were the first ones they managed to get back to earth alive- which is probably a wise choice for a series of films aimed at young children. I've never actually seen it, mind- just read about it.

[@bayoubilly5176]

It's so bad it's good like "worker mouse"

[@bobbybatara3718]

Nice heads up, thank you!

[@StefanMedici]

@@bayoubilly5176 I definitely want to watch it now.

[@chebochevato8336]

I seen that! Crazy..

[@americantopteam135s-t7]

Yeah, I watched this as a child in Dagestan on the only tele in my small mountain village haha

[@h.w.6563]

"We had EXACTLY the same dream" = "We had vaguely similar dreams that we can hardly remember so now we cobble together a semicoherent story based on what we tell each other and interpolate the rest"

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space." That's my best theory about space, anyway. I think it came from a guide...

[@boneav83]

42

[@badwords7963]

... but don't panic, and remember to always carry a towel.

[@brucebaxter6923]

Life. Don’t talk to me about life.

[@citizenblue]

Be nice to mice

[@slcpunk2740]

@@citizenblue damn I thought it was 'be mice to nice', that explains a lot of the reactions I've been getting

[@toospooky051]

Irish Catholics: "We must rethink our faith after the discovery of S P A C E P O T A T O"

[@badluck5647]

The Catholic Church is actually open to the idea of alien life.

[@andrewsuryali8540]

​@@badluck5647 Not only that, Pope Francis at one point joked that there's a space missionary office in the Vatican, just waiting for their time to shine.

[@FluidKaos]

Vatican missionary: "Hi Glorpgop, have you accepted your lord and savior Jesus?"

[@harrisonjodeit4340]

@@FluidKaos OMG they will cause our extermination and I won't even be able to blame the aliens because I'll understand the impulse.

[@onemoreguyonline7878]

I'm sure it ties into the great spaghetti monster and pastafarians

[@F14TomCat1231]

More NGE memes. Sam is going to cause the third impact and Human Instrumentality himself at this rate!

[@lostbutfreesoul]

There is a story out there called Road Side Picnic, originally Russian, and it has a beautiful premise: Aliens pass by earth and stop for a picnic... we are but ants, given no consideration, and they just leave. Then humanity has to piece itself back together, picking through the junk left behind to try and understand what happened!

[@korstmahler]

One of my favourite books ever. The real horror is that the humans have no idea what actually happened. Everything is just best working theory and there's competition. In addition to 'Roadside picnic theory' there's 'Uplift gift theory' where they think the items were left behind intentionally to teach us, and also 'habitation theory' where the visitation is ongoing, and the 'Dick the Tramp' anomaly might in fact be a guard entity or even a visitor itself. All of the above are brought up in a drinking conversation between a Canadian scientist and xeno-lab supply manager.

[@MrU4theChillWind]

Sounds similar to the cargo cults in pacific islands after WWII

[@lgbit7126]

Not ganno lie, but i wish Simon would do a video on Axel Stoll, because his conspiracy theories are wild

[@AtillatheFun]

His American accent. My god it’s amazing. He needs to do a full episode in it on April fools.

[@landofsummer]

Simon making a firearm review channel with his American accent. That would be very funny.

[@sventer198]

I REALY wanted to buy the “Free Danny” t-shirt…but then I realised if Danny gets out of the basement we might never hear from him again and then what will Brain Blaze do? So sorry Danny, I know Simon does not need the money, but I had to go with “Keep Danny”. Might get the other tee later just to make Simon give you more money 😂

[@justinmartin4662]

Obviously he would be tracked…

[@Paul-vq6jk]

4:00 And I'm still wondering wether there is intelligent life ON Earth.

[@TheRealE.B.]

I was literally just on a Reddit thread where a guy was complaining about dreaming about his work at night, and it immediately brought to my mind the visions of skiing I get when I drift off to sleep after an entire day of skiing. It also happens when I play first person shooters too long into the night. I think the intensity of the activity contributes to how much its seared into your brain.

[@IgabodDobagi]

that ants comparison in the beginning makes a whole lot less sense when you realize there are humans who have dedicated their entire careers to studying ants.

[@sventer198]

😂👏🏻👏🏻

[@crystal333]

😂 facts

[@bryandraughn9830]

They do study ants......on their OWN planet, but traveling across the galaxy to study them seems unreasonable.

[@StefanMedici]

Simon wearing the Keep Danny T-Shirt. Legend. We need these scripts coming quick and fast. Any time there's not a 30 min intro a cute puppy dies.

[@derekstein6193]

24:01 This bit can only be described in one word; angelic.

[@sarahcoleman5269]

"Maybe we need to reconsider the bible, because of space potatoes." I have to admit, the intro has me intrigued. That sounds like something you hear somebody mumble in their sleep.

[@mattfarr137]

Sam please save the clip of Simon saying “why are they so big why are they so big” for future videos

[@Ehh.....]

How big is space? Not anywhere close to as big as Simon's roster of KZbin channels.

[@THIS---GUY]

I've made a conscious effort not to check the list of channels he has in his community and it's always hilarious when I find another one. I found this one after several of his serious channels 😂

[@DerptyDerptyDUM]

"Simon Whistler and the Amazing Space Potato" ⚡

[@emmajones8715]

Why are Raid Shadow Legends still contacting Simon? He talks about them constantly for free, they must love him!!

[@jimmiedmc1]

Are you kidding ofcourse he's getting paid for it crap talking about the product is another marketing ploy

[@aliceosako792]

One could point out that Biblical angels are not, in fact, the winged humanoids of pop culture. In fact, the ones in the Book of the Revelation are, if you pardon me saying so, fucking weird. Weird enough to justify a video on them, even. A take on that from Simon's skeptical perspective ought to be hilarious.

[@DebTheDevastator]

Thrones from Colossians are the weird rings covered in eyes that are literal chariots driven by Cherubs, sing praises to and are the Uber of God. As long as Danny includes vivid descriptions and Sam puts in Bayonetta references I'm down for this.

[@quantidel]

Yes !

[@blackrat4tj]

Thousand eye golden horrors or something?

[@TheCaptainMcNugget]

Sam is by far your best editor - love that he doesn't use sound effects to show when he's using a meme

[@StevenLockey]

@Brain Blaze Mass Hallucinations are a thing, generally under the influence of chemicals that make people suggestable. Basically one person starts hallucinating, and says "I see angels", which causes the other people to start Hallucinating Angels.

[@joehorn1762]

I've done it without any drugs involved, didn't mean to but got a group of my friends to think we saw a ghost. And it wasn't difficult, just the right situation and group of people.

[@StevenLockey]

@@joehorn1762 Yep, hypnosis or similar can also cause it but it's far less common

[@mho...]

The best Alien ever was still "Feeble" from the 1997 game "the feeble files" where his job in the "Ministry of Galactic Uncertainty (Crop Circle Division)" was to confuse the schizznet out of underdeveloped civilisations by drawing crop circles & record their confusion, for comedic entertainment of the intergalactic civilisations xD

[@angelicahuber5857]

OMG, i just lost it on the bob ross stuff 11 mins in. i seriously had to pause the video i was laughing so hard. 🤣🤣 business blaze is so hard to watch at work when u just keep laughing.

[@ohthatswhatabearis1270]

Brain blaze*

[@phodon129]

Space angels? *Screams geometrically in approval, blows up nearby mountain.*

[@RealBradMiller]

Oh, oh, oh, space angel, space angel, please be mine. My spaceling dear, I'll orbit you for all spacetime. I'm just a moon, a moon in orbit with you....

[@andrewsuryali8540]

*sigh* Aight, lemme grab the positron rifle...

[@jasper265]

Mass hallucinations exist. The difference between having the same dream and having the same hallucination is that in the case of hallucinations, you're conscious and can communicate with each other, telling each other what you see and so influence each other's hallucinations.They're also usually simple enough that you can convince yourself afterwards that it was the "exact same thing"

[@natahliazaring5291]

And not only that, because the state of the brain during a hallucination is often highly suggestible, even the memory of the hallucinatory event can be malleable after the fact. So if multiple people were hallucinating together, the combination of talking about the hallucination as it happens, and talking to each other afterwards to confirm that others saw what you saw can both be methods of propagating the same hallucinatory event through even a large group.

[@seregiel9541]

Mass hallucination exists through suggestion. If a group of people are already mentally prone, say gas leak, ergotism, etc and one person suggests to the group an item looks like [insert hallucination here] than the rest of the group is likely to identify it as well and agree upon that experience.

[@globalrevolution]

it's like involuntary improv theatre.

[@mrfooledyaa5430]

This may explain my comment. I did mention suggestion, however some of the things that were then discussed after had not been spoken at all. I'm still super fascinated by this moment, I'd had one other similar experience but that had only been with 1 other person. If it was all just a trick of our brains it was amazing and one of the most memorable moments of my life lol.

[@seregiel9541]

@@mrfooledyaa5430 I didn't see your comment but maybe. There's a whole list of things that can be group wide brain blinders. I'm pretty sure hypoxia, survival situations with extreme sleep deprivation and dehydration, communal drug use etc. are included.

[@ajstevens1652]

Perhaps the cause of the Dancing Plague...

[@mrfooledyaa5430]

@@seregiel9541 It's a subject I hadn't given much thought since back then. But it is definitely interesting to see what our minds can do, or trick us into believing.

[@ignitionfrn2223]

15:50 - Mid roll ads 17:40 - Chapter 1 - The pluto truthers 23:25 - Chapter 2 - On a wing, on a prayer 30:30 - Chapter 3 - Big wow - Chapter 4 - - Chapter 5 -

[@autumnalvoid9646]

First Bloodborne, now Dark Souls... Sam really spoils the gamers

[@stephjovi]

Banana nesquick. Damn Danny that's a long forgotten memory 😂

[@JoshSweetvale]

22:30 There's an interstellar highway portal hidden in Pluto's moon, doncha know? 26:10 Laughs in Vorlon

[@TheHikeChoseMe]

a mass relay actually.

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@TheHikeChoseMe Yes. That is the joke. Space potato.

[@KW-qd1bi]

Even though Simon sometimes covers things on this channel that he has covered other channels the style is so dramatically different that it feels brand new

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

"I think I'm still allergic to that raid shadow legends." - And stuff like that is precisely why I love this channel so much!

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

I'll have a baked Pluto with some shredded Moon on top. 🌚🧀

[@aaronwinfree8662]

Loved that Count from Sesame Street impersonation. Must have been his Soviet Blok Oligarch cousin.

[@JessicaGonzalez-bs2um]

0:35 Simon begins his opening trying to sound professionally snarky while picking ⛏️ that wedgie out of his crack. ...Legend ... 🤣😆🤣😆

[@MichaelLewis-uz7pm]

Not sure I’ll be bidding for this script if it ever goes up for auction, don’t fancy catching that R.A.I.D allergy 😂😂

[@jeremyborder6794]

It’s good that Jen finally has a roommate in the blazement. I bet she was getting tired of having to share with Danny, Sam & Callum. (For those who don’t know, Katie is the writer for Decoding the Unknown)

[@stickelmichael]

Oh boy oh boy. Reminding myself that my friends don't understand half the references I make on a daily basis. Hello fellow legends.

[@613aristocrat]

1:20 Simon going on a rant about random things he's decided in his head that have no basis in fact in a conspiracy video.

[@TelikiMouse]

He isn't wrong we really just ants on the grant scale of the universe

[@FreyasArts]

As a person whose actual name is Pluto, I am deeply upset by the Pluto truthers. Also, what would the government get out of faking a 9th planet?

[@ajstevens1652]

Obviously because that planet is the home world of a race of reptilian people (the Zuckerberg variety) and the governments of the world are puppets of these reptiles and thus don't want to expose this knowledge to the public!

[@J3diMindTrix]

Yeah sucks that they demoted Pluto, and he done nothing wrong.. To answer the second part of your comment, the government always likes to have a big bad boogeyman (first it was russia, then it was vietnam, then it was iraq, then it was al-qaeda, then it was isis, etc) to justify spending especially potentially needless/ frivolous spending i.e. huge military budget much of which disappears into black budgets for supposed WMDs (when there weren't any), so if there was a whole potential planet out there just waiting to take us out at any time it lowers people's distrust of the government allowing them to get away with more in the name of defending the populace. A planet is coming after us?!? Sure, here take my taxes ! Etc.

[@etmr]

That thumbnail though 😂 Cosmonaut Simon reporting for duty!

[@jdruin1]

It was just 7 space Angels looking to take another Angel home.

[@redram5150]

This episode missed a perfect Crow T Robot reference

[@TheHikeChoseMe]

i know, thats exactly what i thought of when he said the guys name. lol

[@666magic]

E.T.A has been doing an okay job as Simon but us O.G Business Blaze Legends know. We see the difference.

[@storkbomb7417]

As soon as I saw the word "angel" in the title I knew Sam was going to have a field day with the Eva jokes.

[@shabmaster7128]

I'm sad. That Daffy Duck soviet russia thing used to be satire, now there's a large contingent of Americans who actually think that.

[@michaelwright4481]

Simon, still waiting on that livestream of Raid Shadow Legends you promised. I re-watched the previous video just to make sure we reached the promised amount. Deliver factboi. Be a legend.

[@bobbybatara3718]

Team Sam! I notice he keeps asking us to "get help". Perhaps we need to check the basement out, just to make sure they're still alive. We want a T-shirt

[@digapygmy70]

I once saw something really strange in the sky late one night, and I'm sure there's probably a logical explanation for it, but I don't have anyone astronomically savvy in my life, so I guess I'm just going to keep wondering about it. It was about 3 AM and I was outside having a cigarette, watching the stars. I happened to be following a plane flying across my line of vision when all of a sudden, there was a very bright round object went straight across the sky at a fantastic speed. I had been watching this plane for at least a minute or two, and this bright object had surpassed the plane and disappeared from my field of vision within several seconds in the time it took for me to see it, blink, and reopen my eyes, plus one second more. I've seen lots of shooting stars, I've seen meteor showers, but this was nothing like it-- it moved in a straight line horizontally across the sky like nothing I've ever seen in the sky with the exception of something mechanical but this was much too fast for it to have been something normal like a plane/helicopter. If anyone out there has a theory about what it could have been, I'd love to hear it!

[@dandylionsloth446]

Could it have been something like ball lightening?

[@XenHat]

Aliens.jpg

[@digapygmy70]

@@dandylionsloth446 Seems really unlikely. I don't know how big ball lightning can get, but this was large enough to see on the ground from miles away. Smaller than the plane, but I could tell it was a large object. It also went in a straight, continuous line at an even pace.

[@herbertkeithmiller]

I don't know when you saw this it could have been the international space station. It is very bright and has a discernible angular size. It moves incredibly fast and travels in a straight line across the sky.

[@digapygmy70]

@@herbertkeithmiller I think this was it!!! I watched a couple of videos and this really seems that this is the most likely option, thank you!

[@halfpoints]

"$20 words" is a phrase a friend of mine uses when I try to fit big words where they don't belong.

[@JoshSweetvale]

How can you mean what you say if you don't say what you mean?

[@dylanbuford9891]

Can you PLEASE do an episode on ironlev. Apparently it’s a new itallian company that makes maglev trains that work on regular railroad tracks but I can’t find much good info on it, might be better for on megaprojects or side projects but I really wanna hear a Simon style deep dive on it

[@stevenwallace773]

The Elsa Jean tho 😂

[@badluck5647]

Girlfriend: Who is that? Every man: ...I have no idea. It's probably an astronaut.

[@ajstevens1652]

@@badluck5647 "She's the highly regarded CEO of a jean-making firm."

[@kathryncumberland]

"Stuck to the Disney theme." Danny accidentally dropped the e and spellcheck didn't catch it because, obviously, "them" is also a word.

[@Vikanuck]

“Simon, how do you ski?” “Like this - WSHWSHWSHHH ⛷”

[@elle_rose_xx]

SAM THE SPENCER MEMES LATELY ARE HONESTLY GIVING ME LIFE

[@Deimnos]

Praise the Blaze Brothers! Also, Simon, regarding the "angelic aliens" then i suggest to you read "Chilhood's End" by Arthur C Clarke... it will be entertaining.

[@AidanPatko]

I quoted the Deadpool “god I love cocaine” in my head before Sam’s edit played. Same page.

[@bayoubilly5176]

The Saiyan glow was even more appropriate than his request Sam good job.

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

Thanks Sam for reminding me of the existence of Jerry Trainor and thus Evolution. That movie is awesome and I'd totally forgotten about it, gonna watch it tonight!

[@p.l.g3190]

Great. Thanks, Simon. Now I'm craving a space potato but I don't have enough sour cream.

[@blakhorizon915]

Never in my life have I needed something so much and not known till I recieved it

[@ZOB4]

I’d buy the Laika shirt - just saying. Also, Danny doubtlessly meant “theme” not “them”. Probably couldn’t get that second E as a result of his basement-induced malnutrition.

[@sanderhoogeland9161]

What people tend to forget is that some people definitely do care about ants. I mean, they are pretty cool if you ask me.

[@aq5426]

As always Simon, we appreciate the LEGENDARY sacrifice that you make for our entertainment and education.

[@jaymevosburgh3660]

So...am I to understand that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the Floating Potato Lord

[@parabaum7021]

The blazy boi has blessed us, just in time for my dinner

[@bobd2659]

The thing about the plane that crashed is, unlike MOST billionaires (even ones who do have licenses) it wasn't an extravagant plane. Not that it lacked safety or anything, it was just a mid-range personal plane. IIRC from early reports on, the plane itself was it's a very reliable model and has had very few crashes compared to similar planes... Hey, did you mix up beard oil with chilli oil today??

[@kieronparr3403]

And Simon is training to fly...

[@loopbackish]

Yes and I think he was flying with the chief instructor of a flying club. The aircraft was super easy to fly and reliable and in good weather there's almost nothing that could cause a fatal accident. I wonder if they were pissing around. Will be interesting to find out.

[@user-ip5qm7zm1q]

Reports of groups seeing space angels - Simon's response, "Did anyone check the batteries in the carbon dioxide meters?"

[@majorzipf8947]

1:25 I know this analogy of aliens seeing us as ants gets used a lot and I get it. BUT! 1. There’s thousands of people who study ants their entire lives. and 2. The more we don’t find life out in the universe the harder it gets to agree with the “they don’t give a crap about us” theory. Simon just said we would be so excited to find a potato on another planet. We *hope* to find *bacteria*. So finding a planet literally covered in liquid water and millions of species, at least one of which is sentient, would be a fascinating discovery.

[@tylerindersmith5480]

If aliens did discover us, I'm sure some would have studied our planet, but we would probably have the same amount of comprehension of those aliens as ants do that we study them

[@terryenby2304]

OH SAM! Just when I thought cyka blat was gone... you epic legend! (Sorry if I spelt it wrong!)

[@victorvikstrom6999]

Sam's best Blaze today. I love this gang.

[@williamsutton7]

If you ever run out of ideas for videos just make Sam craft a beautiful new meme entitled “Simon Whistler Out of Context Compilation”

[@t.mendous7922]

“Waking up and having the same dream” Intense? No doubt, dreaming while wide awake

[@GcTheHardstyler]

Sam had way too much fun with this one 🤣🤣

[@shellycoffey6436]

I was sitting and looking at tasks on my phone. Not wanting to do any of it. Small plea "Dear God I want to skip this right now" Brain Blaze pops up, answered prayers 😂 See Simon, God loves your unbelieving capitalist heart too, he brought you my sweet watch time!

[@basedcody781]

simons american hillbilly impression gets me everytime lol

[@Unknowngfyjoh]

I honestly hate all his anti-America crap. Probably the only thing I don't like about the channels.

[@Unknowngfyjoh]

Like what does he know? He's never lived here. He just regurgitates stereotypes.

[@Upgryd]

I fell like Simon would like the book “Roadside Picnic” the premise is aliens visit then leave and nobody no’s why.

[@IzzyHasADHD]

Of all the Whistlerverse channels, I clicked for the Casual Criminalist, I stayed for the Blaze🔥

[@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842]

Sam could you include some dictionary shots for Simon, from time to time? Let it be known, that Brain Blaze is *educational* channel.

[@heathersanford2538]

Brain Blaze is "an" educational channel...... Hehe

[@michaelmckinnon7314]

Actually what she said was "the spacecraft was scorched upon reentry, the braking thrusters aren't working and I'm going to crash ahhhh", the good news is she got an open coffin funeral in Moscow, she was a fairly high ranking Soviet Officer and the spacecraft was sabotaged by a guy who she rejected because she was married and had a few kids(I saw her picture, she was a smoking hot brunette when she was alive though)

[@PaulDurdle]

I got an ad for Pluto TV during the Pluto part. Well done algorithm 🤣

[@barrysmith5189]

01:20 - While this is a solid analogy, the argument could be made (purely for argument sake) that were those ants making use of modern technology and both land and air vehicles; we'd all be extremely interested to the point that it would dominate world news for a significant period of time. Knowing humans the way I do, this would most likely result in the formation of two clear global factions - those who'd prefer to communicate with the ants and those that would break out a can of Raid.... Now apply my analogy to the possibility of of the existence of advanced cosmic beings and there's suddenly a whole lot to think about when you get bored. Or stoned.

[@JoshSweetvale]

We're not advanced. Our tools are repurposed bits of nature.

[@TitularHeroine]

Can of Raid: Shadow Legends

[@flemmingpedersen567]

I'm playing a H-game "Lessons in love" - it's dark - in one part there is a long-ass ad for Raid: Shadow Legends. It is something like 100 lines and for the longest time it sounds serious, and then for the last 30 lines or so it just goes the rails... It made me think of this channel; Simon would be proud.

[@bluewolf194]

Simon just invented the Cult of the Space Potato.

[@FourOf92000]

20:58 Danny typos "theme"; fact boy is lost in space

[@5minsoffish]

Sometime somewhere in some far off brain blaze... Sam will now have a cut of Simon saying space potato. Nothing could be sweeter....

[@Grishrak]

Pluto isn’t a comet it has its own moon! Comets that are larger than Pluto don’t even have their own moon AND ITS STILL A PLANET TO ME DAMN IT! Really all those years of it being a planet in school aren’t going to get wiped from my mind overnight

[@jr2904]

I can't remember his argument that well now, but my astronomy teacher vehemently defended Pluto as a planet. #Plutoisaplanet

[@themightymoose5047]

I was just thinking I needed a brain blaze on this Monday morning

[@tjyork7928]

Allergic to the raid shadow legends…your a fucking savage dude, and I love it!

[@justingilbert2050]

I can't help think about all the Covid you blew all over the place while sneezing your way through this one!!.........hopefully Danny will be safe in his basement dungeon!

[@TitularHeroine]

I am gonna search up Laika the Space Dog T-shirts now. Unless.... Purch the Murch gets around to it?

[@WilliamJohnson-xb3ie]

That moment the fact boy sneezed in such a way that confirms his use and addition of cocaine. Btw love all your channels and all the jokes about cocaine 😂😂😆