Resident Evil Village - Cosmonaut Quickie

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The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

3 жыл бұрын

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@cosmonautvarietyhour
@cosmonautvarietyhour 3 жыл бұрын
Oops it looks like we forgot to include footage at 5:13. Sorry!
@z_6077
@z_6077 3 жыл бұрын
Your forgiven!
@codybarlik4524
@codybarlik4524 3 жыл бұрын
Smh you gotta give up on KZbin now Marcus you’re a complete failure and an absolute SHAM
@Br-kc2jy
@Br-kc2jy 3 жыл бұрын
@@codybarlik4524 I agree, you've been cancelled
@godoftomatos881
@godoftomatos881 3 жыл бұрын
That’s it #nomorevarietyhourimdone
@godoftomatos881
@godoftomatos881 3 жыл бұрын
@@Br-kc2jy can’t believe he made us trust him aswell
@joshmitchell1898
@joshmitchell1898 3 жыл бұрын
2010: Why the hell are girls simping over a fictitious vampire? 2021: 😳
@dwecktek
@dwecktek 3 жыл бұрын
Glitter and pretty face vs giant tig ol bitties
@ShinbrigTV
@ShinbrigTV 3 жыл бұрын
It looks like the tables have turned!
@Flome810
@Flome810 3 жыл бұрын
@@dwecktek I’m taking the second option in a heartbeat
@ne3856
@ne3856 3 жыл бұрын
OH!
@longstachkaido240
@longstachkaido240 3 жыл бұрын
i really need to apologize to all the twilight simps...
@jonballou5982
@jonballou5982 3 жыл бұрын
The Duke referencing the RE4 merchant and Heisenberg calling Chris "that boulder punching asshole" honestly made the game for me
@LegendOfKhaos12
@LegendOfKhaos12 11 ай бұрын
Absolutely loved that part lmao
@moistmanatee484
@moistmanatee484 3 жыл бұрын
Marcus: "This section of the game actually had me scared" Also Marcus calmly being chased by a giant evil fetus: "See ya later kiddo."
@kingfetchd9889
@kingfetchd9889 3 жыл бұрын
hes not very good at editing
@supersceptile8183
@supersceptile8183 3 жыл бұрын
He was more scared of the build up and atmosphere than the actual monster. It was funny watching him play because he was like tense as hell then the fetus showed up and all of a sudden he was totally fine lol.
@Raccon_Detective.
@Raccon_Detective. 3 жыл бұрын
I never knew Dababy was from Alabama.
@kingfetchd9889
@kingfetchd9889 3 жыл бұрын
@@supersceptile8183 ik but hes still not very good at editing
@geraldodelrivero8982
@geraldodelrivero8982 3 жыл бұрын
I was playing the game at midnight so the fetus part scared me so much that I turned the game off. So weird seeing him so relaxed lmao.
@Retro442
@Retro442 3 жыл бұрын
“Resident Evil doesn’t have the best plots” yeah but like Resident Evil 5 is the tale of Chris Redfield wanting to punch everything so it’s basically a masterpiece
@ClassicThermite
@ClassicThermite 3 жыл бұрын
Pünch röck!
@zebbr0s
@zebbr0s 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not really familliar with the RE franchise but.... Doesn't Leon save the president's daughter in RE4? These plots are awesome lol
@arrgber
@arrgber 3 жыл бұрын
@@zebbr0s Re4 is about Leon saving the president's daughter from spanish illuminatis whoose leaders are generic hooded dude and a 10 year old dressed as Napoleon. And it has spiky aliens and Matrix laser scenes. In other words, you totally should play it
@McSireson
@McSireson 3 жыл бұрын
@@zebbr0s Preach! The campy ass plots are a huge part of what makes Resident Evil great
@LucyWest370
@LucyWest370 3 жыл бұрын
Look at this guy, his pfp is lightish red
@Flome810
@Flome810 3 жыл бұрын
We need a montage for how many times ethans hand gets hurt
@Yo.goro0
@Yo.goro0 3 жыл бұрын
B
@Gian-qp1eq
@Gian-qp1eq 3 жыл бұрын
it will be half the game's length
@i_like_lasagna3208
@i_like_lasagna3208 3 жыл бұрын
Every injury with Mr. blue sky playing
@genesisspace5331
@genesisspace5331 3 жыл бұрын
His left hand though
@thatoneguy1232
@thatoneguy1232 3 жыл бұрын
1. He gets cut on barbed wire 2. He gets bit and loses a major part of his left hand including two fingers 3. He gets stabbed through and strung up by the hands 4. He has to rip his hands through the the hooks to escape 5. A bug pops out his hand when Cassandra(?) forces him down to the basement 6. Dimitrescu slices his right hand off 7. He can get stabbed in the hands of you take too long to find Angie but it’s probably not canon 8. He can get acid on his hand if you’re hit from Moreau’s acid attack. I think there’s even an animation that focuses on it but like the Angie fight it’s probably not canon 9. He starts to calcify of course starting from the hands as they crumble Probably some other instances I’m missing but but didn’t get to see. So definitely at least 7 that are canon in RE8 alone
@ManiacX1999
@ManiacX1999 3 жыл бұрын
I love the parts where he eggs the villains on to try and hurt him, especially when Heisenberg tries to threaten him with throwing him down into some dungeon. Ethan is just like "Okay, go ahead" and let's go, I wanted more of that cocky-ness
@lopeshick9607
@lopeshick9607 3 жыл бұрын
Also when the hugely intimidating super vampire lady announces she’s going to hunt him and he’s like “eh do ur worst” lol that’s just badass. Ethan became one of the greats, probably not Leon, Chris, and Jill level but he’s up there.
@ianbyrne465
@ianbyrne465 3 жыл бұрын
I loved that moment, “ill take my chances” god so good
@luigiwiiUU
@luigiwiiUU 3 жыл бұрын
@@lopeshick9607 that line was delivered so badly tho
@lopeshick9607
@lopeshick9607 3 жыл бұрын
@@luigiwiiUU 11/10 lines in the RE franchise are poorly delivered lol, its kinda iconic at this point.
@luigiwiiUU
@luigiwiiUU 3 жыл бұрын
@@lopeshick9607 nah dont talk about the homie Leon like that (even tho i know its kinda true)
@colinfales1244
@colinfales1244 3 жыл бұрын
marcus are you okay? you’ve been uploading a lot recently.
@Flome810
@Flome810 3 жыл бұрын
I’m holding him in my basement. He has to shower with sewer water and eat table scraps
@sudhathakur3095
@sudhathakur3095 3 жыл бұрын
@a kid in a white van elevation of topic in that comment and your comment is dangerously high
@ninahall6003
@ninahall6003 3 жыл бұрын
He’s not allowed to leave and all he is allowed to do is make videos
@bobbyshewan4229
@bobbyshewan4229 3 жыл бұрын
@@Flome810 keep up the work💀
@GEEKFREAK02
@GEEKFREAK02 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen him upload this much in a while
@young_cheeseburger
@young_cheeseburger 3 жыл бұрын
Ethan is more of a Silent Hill protagonist than a Resident Evil protagonist to me
@theirishpotato6588
@theirishpotato6588 3 жыл бұрын
True.
@travistotle
@travistotle 3 жыл бұрын
I think he was more of a fit in RE7 where it was more of a focused horror experience, having a scared "what the hell is going on?!" guy served the atmosphere for that game. Now that they went back to more of an action-horror experience, having a "what the hell is going on?!" guy doesn't fit as well.
@CountOfMonteCristo_
@CountOfMonteCristo_ 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you said it perfectly
@scottroxford5715
@scottroxford5715 3 жыл бұрын
Surprised they didn't just make him James Sunderland, he's close enough with his outfit.
@young_cheeseburger
@young_cheeseburger 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottroxford5715 they have a model of his face and he looks like a young james!
@-Jek99-
@-Jek99- 3 жыл бұрын
“Still better than Aquaman”
@PittsburghSonido
@PittsburghSonido 3 жыл бұрын
Bring back the Snyderverse
@CaptainCJ97
@CaptainCJ97 3 жыл бұрын
*slow clap*
@Scratman12
@Scratman12 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha foni
@ubbproductions2242
@ubbproductions2242 3 жыл бұрын
Resident Evil 9 60's Aquaman is a must
@valitsaki1924
@valitsaki1924 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Vinny Chase was a great aquaman
@TaskForce_911
@TaskForce_911 3 жыл бұрын
Marcus missed one portion : Ethan's hand always getting f*cked up over and over again. Capcom really hates Ethan's hands first in RE7 and now in RE8
@Delby5
@Delby5 3 жыл бұрын
They’re hard to animate lol
@arthurdurham
@arthurdurham 3 жыл бұрын
Haha I know! I was thinking that, it's almost fetishistic at this point. Good thing there's plenty of magic juice lying around to fix them
@r.graves5531
@r.graves5531 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurdurham the juice aint magic ethan is still infected with the mutamycete from 7 so he has a healing factor
@arthurdurham
@arthurdurham 3 жыл бұрын
@@r.graves5531 Nah son, magic juice
@guilhermebrasil8333
@guilhermebrasil8333 3 жыл бұрын
It kinda makes sense. His hands are basically the only parts of his body that you see, so hurting them is the only way to show how the enviroment is fucking him up
@eclecticspaghetti
@eclecticspaghetti 3 жыл бұрын
I hope you understand that “The Tallahassee Shuffle” is going to become a permanent part of my vocabulary when playing games from now on.
@flameshiki5990
@flameshiki5990 3 жыл бұрын
Me when saying the Fast and Furious is anime
@johngreen8921
@johngreen8921 3 жыл бұрын
@@flameshiki5990 I thought this was a widely accepted fact
@God-xr4yu
@God-xr4yu 3 жыл бұрын
Some one even added it to urban dictionary the day this video came out
@aylendexskelington96
@aylendexskelington96 3 жыл бұрын
deadass i started resident evil 4 this weekend and literally the first large combat section i encountered i spent murmuring “tallahassee shuffle, tallahassee shuffle” to myself while a small mob of villagers chased me in circles around a house
@Morbius-Tension
@Morbius-Tension 3 жыл бұрын
Same here 😭
@joshuasimons7883
@joshuasimons7883 3 жыл бұрын
"oh no. Please don't catch me. That would be horrible and such a turn off"
@chandlerf3131
@chandlerf3131 3 жыл бұрын
The number of grievous injuries that Ethan just shakes off in this game is hilarious
@solidusgolidus5157
@solidusgolidus5157 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It was taking me out of the game while i was playing it but after that "if you know you know". It made my jaw drop. Now when i replay this with that in mind. i think it wouldn't take me out as much as it did in the first one.
@TheJadedJames
@TheJadedJames 3 жыл бұрын
@@solidusgolidus5157 Vague Spoilers - The scene your are referencing is weird because what the game treated as a reveal, was what I had already assumed as head canon in RE7 and the first fight with Tall Vampire Lady basically reconfirmed it long before the game told you out right
@samquik
@samquik 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that means something in the story *cough*
@thehamster0520
@thehamster0520 3 жыл бұрын
After that ending, he is oficialy the Deadpool of the RE universe
@mcnierstenen9017
@mcnierstenen9017 3 жыл бұрын
AH SHIT, MY HAND FELL OFF. Good thing I always carry a bottle of glue, otherwise I'd be fucked
@alfie4234
@alfie4234 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh, don’t catch me.. ah no.. Hahahaha...” -Marcus
@gezelmark1368
@gezelmark1368 3 жыл бұрын
“WHAT THE HELL” after his wife gets shot to fucken bits in front of him
@TheMaestroMizerous
@TheMaestroMizerous 3 жыл бұрын
What the hell?!
@greyknight5168
@greyknight5168 3 жыл бұрын
It's Tommy Wiseau levels of line delivery.
@theradionicrevival8068
@theradionicrevival8068 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl just realized the cosmonaut quickie voice bit at the beginning is actually just Marcus’ voice
@liamnope3268
@liamnope3268 3 жыл бұрын
who mark?
@theradionicrevival8068
@theradionicrevival8068 3 жыл бұрын
@@liamnope3268 didn’t notice the auto correct lmao thank you
@wafflemcmulligan9186
@wafflemcmulligan9186 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God it is
@Tvanon
@Tvanon 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what?
@nateharvey1300
@nateharvey1300 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you go to his Castlevania video you can hear him yell it for the first time lol
@wallacescheese4059
@wallacescheese4059 3 жыл бұрын
Ethan has got to be one the most polarising protagonists in the series. It seems that people either dislike him or love him, with very little in-between
@arthurdurham
@arthurdurham 3 жыл бұрын
Eh I'm meh about him. They don't give him enough of a personality but what we got is fine as well
@joshuafleming5380
@joshuafleming5380 3 жыл бұрын
Thats what im saying, his story nearly brought me to tears but there also other people that don't seem to care lol
@ngc4260
@ngc4260 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuafleming5380 same
@surferOS101
@surferOS101 2 жыл бұрын
he's basically another leon, a fresh faced nobody with no real notable skills whosurvives a hellish nightmare, and comes out stronger and more confident in his skills
@aoife08619
@aoife08619 2 жыл бұрын
I love him because he says the dumbest stuff and I like a brief laugh in a horror game. The way he delivered 'why does everybody keep dying on me?' Was terrible and I loved it.
@tmartinez401
@tmartinez401 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Marcus: “you know what this calls for. The good ol Tallahassee shuffle”
@Satherian
@Satherian 3 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend: "We need to talk." Me: *Tallahassee shuffles away*
@jordanboyd5587
@jordanboyd5587 3 жыл бұрын
If only I could Tallahassee Shuffle all the taxes sent to me away. That'd make life easier.
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he reference Tallahassee from Zombieland at the first time he mentioned Tallahassee
@SenseMotive
@SenseMotive 3 жыл бұрын
As a Tallahassee native I can confirm the accuracy of this move.
@darksideishere
@darksideishere 2 жыл бұрын
wdym nobody:?
@modernmoolen
@modernmoolen 3 жыл бұрын
At this point I can’t tell if it’s actually a 7/10 or if he’s just relapsing back to his old comfort score 😂
@johnsaltfresh5946
@johnsaltfresh5946 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he gave a 6/10 to RE3 remake, but he was clearly disappointed with it, while here he actually enjoyed a lot this RE8 and yet he just gave a 7/10, I’m a little bit confused
@darksideishere
@darksideishere 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnsaltfresh5946 why do you have to take it do seriously lol?
@johnsaltfresh5946
@johnsaltfresh5946 2 жыл бұрын
@@darksideishere I was making an observation that’s all, don’t think there is any problem
@wafflemcmulligan9186
@wafflemcmulligan9186 2 жыл бұрын
Number scores are silly so I don’t really pay attention to them as much as the actual content of the video.
@johnsaltfresh5946
@johnsaltfresh5946 2 жыл бұрын
@@wafflemcmulligan9186 is fun to play around with the number scores tho
@Music34897
@Music34897 3 жыл бұрын
My golden retriever regularly defeats me using the Tallahassee Shuffle™
@osblarg
@osblarg 3 жыл бұрын
The Tallahasssee Shuffle complaint is actually so heartbreaking cause Lady D actually does shove other enemies aside if they get in her way so why couldn't that be the case with the player and inanimate objects too? In fact it would've been hilarious if she pulled a Jack and blamed you for the death of her daughter AND for forcing her to break her furniture to get to you.
@towmate4673
@towmate4673 3 жыл бұрын
[SPOILERS FOR THE GAME] If you ask me the most satisfying part of the game was playing as Chris. You begin the game with a tiny ass handgun that takes like 7 bullets to kill an enemy, but you end up by playing as a trained soldier mowing down enemies with his rifle.
@TheJadedJames
@TheJadedJames 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It felt so great just obliterating enemies when just before that just a handful of lycans would have been terrifying
@coletrainhetrick
@coletrainhetrick 3 жыл бұрын
For me that is ironically the worst part and I hated it. The only good aspect to it was reading the papers near the end because at least it provided insight on the characters.
@towmate4673
@towmate4673 3 жыл бұрын
@@coletrainhetrick I just think that it’s a good contrast from the beginning of the game. It’s definitely not the best part, but it’s just the most satisfying to me
@TheJadedJames
@TheJadedJames 3 жыл бұрын
@@coletrainhetrick It was weird how early in the game, and in the advertising, they call so much attention to the Umbrella symbol being related to the village somehow ... but then the actual explanation that Mother Miranda was the inspiration for Ozwell E Spencer is tucked away in a document and you don't get to see Chris really take in in a significant way how full circle this mission has taken him
@reignzgamez1475
@reignzgamez1475 3 жыл бұрын
Yea. That was some badass shit
@matthew8865
@matthew8865 3 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Vampire lady isn’t real, she can’t hurt you. Simps: That’s the problem!
@munashemhungu3219
@munashemhungu3219 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Marcus actually enjoy something is a nice change of pace.
@TM-dq5lr
@TM-dq5lr 3 жыл бұрын
Describing the enemies as "just a little too stupid" is a good summary. I assumed Lady D was going to be reminiscent of Mr. X, but you really illustrated why I didn't find her that intimidating. She had about a dozen opportunities to lock up Ethan, but he just keeps getting away because of her incompetency.
@DeadKraken
@DeadKraken 3 жыл бұрын
The best parts were the ones in the boss fight. Dragon Lady D:"I'm gonna devour your flesh, I'm gonna destroy you, dieeee!11!!" -grasps Ethan, and instead of actually trying to devour him, she throws him on the conveniently placed rooftop, then proceeds to fly around cackling for no reason
@luigimigliara1871
@luigimigliara1871 3 жыл бұрын
If you ever encounter a person you really don’t like, do the Tallahassee shuffle, it will always work to avoid that person
@LULZLSKennedy
@LULZLSKennedy 3 жыл бұрын
To the Mr. X part, you can literally run right up to him at that animation and run past him before he can do a damn thing. The Racoon City Rumba if you will.
@GraViTyAboVe
@GraViTyAboVe 3 жыл бұрын
I always feel like Marcus doesn't like fps shooters but he seems really comfortable and really good at them.
@wafflemcmulligan9186
@wafflemcmulligan9186 3 жыл бұрын
I too, indulge in the first person shooter shooter genre
@scottroxford5715
@scottroxford5715 3 жыл бұрын
FPS games were designed with Mouse and Keyboard in mind, what may look like good gameplay is just a result of the control scheme doing it's job.
@kilink9599
@kilink9599 3 жыл бұрын
I don't like First Person FPS either
@luminosity01
@luminosity01 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottroxford5715 fact of life
@venosaur121212
@venosaur121212 3 жыл бұрын
I got the exact opposite opinion watching this video.
@martinsaad542
@martinsaad542 3 жыл бұрын
Markus: the atmosphere is key (shows total darkness )
@toysintheattic4383
@toysintheattic4383 3 жыл бұрын
Damn the new transformers vid already got taken down??? It was sponsored too! Yeesh
@ShOwOba
@ShOwOba 3 жыл бұрын
"Transformer video gets copyrighted" moment
@maineman5757
@maineman5757 3 жыл бұрын
This game slaps harder than my drunk dad.
@Flome810
@Flome810 3 жыл бұрын
This game slaps harder than I do to my gf cheeks
@sudhathakur3095
@sudhathakur3095 3 жыл бұрын
You should write that down incase of plagiarism
@PenniDeadful
@PenniDeadful 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck dude. Oh God that was hilarious.
@jadet-g1486
@jadet-g1486 3 жыл бұрын
:(
@Re-Todd_Howard
@Re-Todd_Howard 3 жыл бұрын
@@Flome810 sounds like your the one who’s gonna get their cheeks slapped “a kid in a white van”.
@kobe-wankenobi6843
@kobe-wankenobi6843 3 жыл бұрын
Right after he realizes that he gives everything a 7/10 he goes right back to giving the game a 7/10
@zuo6949
@zuo6949 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple man I see a cosmonaut video over 10 minutes. i leave my zoom call and watch
@XEOCX13
@XEOCX13 3 жыл бұрын
“Less talking, more walking” Flashback to the SW Prequels 👀
@spencerreynolds0617
@spencerreynolds0617 3 жыл бұрын
Prequels were amazing don't know what you're on about
@ncrtrooper4104
@ncrtrooper4104 3 жыл бұрын
@Nagger from a critical standpoint they were shit
@soapbiter36577
@soapbiter36577 3 жыл бұрын
@@spencerreynolds0617 No.
@ryanbollinger1759
@ryanbollinger1759 3 жыл бұрын
@@spencerreynolds0617 Sequels are wayyyyyyyy better. Star Wars fanbase is such a toxic hellhole.
@darrenwatkinsiii9453
@darrenwatkinsiii9453 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanbollinger1759 both prequels and sequels suck
@stickypoopoo8982
@stickypoopoo8982 3 жыл бұрын
Big lady yes
@B00mt00b
@B00mt00b 3 жыл бұрын
A remedy to the Tallahassee Shuffle; RE7's Father. The father would see you across a table, and proceed to break the table to chase you. You in the hallway? He breaks the wall down. I know those kinds of things are baked in and not super dynamic, but it escalated the fight/escape situation. I think boss fights that would slowly but surely remove your safety would help increase the tension. Kinda like the Heisenberg fight when he destroys the debris you hide behind. Being sorta vague here for anyone who hasn't seen the fight.
@extremetoast5723
@extremetoast5723 3 жыл бұрын
I think RE7 had a better setting for it too, a house with very tight hallways and rooms. I was really disappointed with Lady Tall Vampire, as every time she showed up in game she felt more like a mindless computer program than an actual threat.
@sagevoyage
@sagevoyage 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Ethan just puts his hand back on after it gets cut off
@nathanaelbovey762
@nathanaelbovey762 3 жыл бұрын
This is becoming a Cosmonaut quickie channel
@palmaceiamovie
@palmaceiamovie 3 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut is uploading consistently? *WHAT DA HELL*
@colmmoran.2700
@colmmoran.2700 3 жыл бұрын
You can watch every quickie Marcus does on a game with the sound off, just look at how much he's leaning forward in his chair in the bottom left to tell if the game is good or not
@joshuafleming5380
@joshuafleming5380 3 жыл бұрын
Looked like he was bored lol
@tatersalad76
@tatersalad76 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna take a random shot in the dark and guess you gave it a 7/10? Edit: God damnit I was kidding
@isaiahiverson7739
@isaiahiverson7739 3 жыл бұрын
at this point, I’ve just learned to ignore the number part of reviews
@SolidZach
@SolidZach 3 жыл бұрын
I really think it deserves an 8
@themrmezbah
@themrmezbah 3 жыл бұрын
When he replays it. It'll probably go up.
@gamingandrewbro8815
@gamingandrewbro8815 3 жыл бұрын
7 is a good score it's not great but its good.
@brando8408
@brando8408 3 жыл бұрын
I also think a big reason why Mr X was so threatening is because he didn’t talk and all you could hear were footsteps. In this game the bosses don’t really scare you because you constantly hear them talking before they appear and when they do show up you either B line it to the outside courtyard or to the Duke’s room. It kinda sucks because I never actually got killed let alone threatened by Lady D and the bug ladies
@charlestonobryant807
@charlestonobryant807 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they went for the RE4 style boss personalities, where they bantered back and were more intelligent than the monsters of the past, which leads to arguably the games contention point for some: It wants to be both RE7 and RE4 at the same time, and it ultimately works for the most part but there are points where it doesn’t.
@BabyGirlTiny
@BabyGirlTiny 2 жыл бұрын
@@charlestonobryant807 the re4 bosses weren’t really like that though? Maybe Krauser, but I don’t remember Mendez or even Salazar being that talkative during their boss fights.
@darksideishere
@darksideishere 2 жыл бұрын
you clearly haven't played re7.
@daniel-ov1vo
@daniel-ov1vo 3 жыл бұрын
The dollhouse level was a nice pro choice ad
@mymyhi9921
@mymyhi9921 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf so cool
@jwnj9716
@jwnj9716 3 жыл бұрын
Finished it twice and now starting again Back in the village again In the village I'm back in the village again
@Jayvon153
@Jayvon153 3 жыл бұрын
Marcus doing the Tallahassee Shuffle be like : your move set has been 100 % download it
@adamstrangelove1081
@adamstrangelove1081 3 жыл бұрын
So I was just on Netflix and I saw a clip of Jesse Eisenberg during the Tallahassee Shuffle to some zombies to get inside a car he thought was locked. I died of laughter. *I love you Cosmie!*
@arthurdurham
@arthurdurham 3 жыл бұрын
Marcus's whole reaction to that part at 11:28 was exactly mine when I played it
@ghothi1520
@ghothi1520 3 жыл бұрын
They took down the rise of the fallen video😭
@fadedghost8739
@fadedghost8739 3 жыл бұрын
This is just personal preference but Ethan is my favourite protagonist purely because of how relatable he is. Sure some dialogue’s stale but he reacts in ways I would, terrified but sometimes fed up of it all
@spiraljumper74
@spiraljumper74 3 жыл бұрын
The way he doesn't so really sling one-liners so much as call the boss an asshole and tell it to fuck off is SUPER relatable. Many times in the game I would say something, and then Ethan would, which is always fun. Plus Ethan is a total wife-guy, which I find hilarious and a kind of nice departure from the other RE protags.
@extremetoast5723
@extremetoast5723 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with this more for the Ethan of RE7, where he was basically just a dude trying to get out of a crazy house. In this game he takes more of a action hero personality by virtue of his actions, and I feel that it doesn’t work as well for him.
@Mr.Scott86
@Mr.Scott86 3 жыл бұрын
@@extremetoast5723 I wouldn't call it an action hero, I mean he seems like hes just tired of everyone's shit, he even pointed out how hes in a similar situation as the bakers house I find him relatable because of that
@Bruhman1992
@Bruhman1992 3 жыл бұрын
So if your wife get shot to death you'd say "what the hell" or be suprised by a dead body? Lol
@Mr.Scott86
@Mr.Scott86 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bruhman1992 yeah considering Ethan doesnt see dead bodies all the time and I would want some answers on why some guys shot my wife
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 жыл бұрын
*Marcus offers up his 2 cents* "Thank you. I'll buy it for a high price!"
@david0g150
@david0g150 3 жыл бұрын
Ayo it’s you
@blueodin0946
@blueodin0946 3 жыл бұрын
“See you later kiddo.” Gets me everytime 😂
@ggt47
@ggt47 3 жыл бұрын
Oh?What happened to the Transformers 2 video?
@ggt47
@ggt47 3 жыл бұрын
@@yann2850_ I know how.
@ggt47
@ggt47 3 жыл бұрын
@@yann2850_ I meant now.
@Macapta
@Macapta 3 жыл бұрын
This game just looks amazing, all the varying architecture and atmosphere is so great.
@panickedpikachu
@panickedpikachu 3 жыл бұрын
Now I kinda want to see a video of you talking about all the resident evil games you played and how you would rank them
@bella-tt9hk
@bella-tt9hk 3 жыл бұрын
The Tallahassee Shuffle sounds like something Bella’s dad from Twilight would say lmaooo
@KhaosKontroller
@KhaosKontroller 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even like Resident Evil, but I'll still watch Marcus talk about it.
@thomasburnsjnr181
@thomasburnsjnr181 3 жыл бұрын
Same I love Marcus's content
@RisenWisdom1992
@RisenWisdom1992 3 жыл бұрын
As a writer, I love coming to this channel for inspiration! The genuine and authentic nature of your reviews helps me so much with improving the quality of my storytelling and analysis of troupes. Like most amateur writers, I still have a long way to go, but the Cosmonaut channel has helped me so much in being a better artist. Thanks Marcus! Can't wait for the next one. Also, I'm obsessed with reviews of this game. Lol.
@dj_kringo
@dj_kringo 3 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from Dimitrescu simps who don't think he gushed enough about her
@PotartOnYT
@PotartOnYT 3 жыл бұрын
He had brought up Dimitrescu on his Twitter when the trailer first came out, and he said her daughters are more his type.
@noblechief4023
@noblechief4023 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw the large baby thing walk into the hall I nearly fucking punched my TV
@zombithehomunculus4767
@zombithehomunculus4767 3 жыл бұрын
The Tallahassee shuffle is forever my term for it now
@user-ex9ti7ds3m
@user-ex9ti7ds3m 3 жыл бұрын
Watching someone's stream of their first playthrough was my first introduction to the games and I quite enjoyed it. I look forward to playing it and earlier installments
@jonahamvs7229
@jonahamvs7229 3 жыл бұрын
so many cosmonaut videos lately!! really love it man keep it up
@adammonteiro7189
@adammonteiro7189 3 жыл бұрын
me when i notice marcus uploaded 3 times in one week: 👁👄👁
@chengyee123thao4
@chengyee123thao4 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I discovered ur channel, love ur vids
@FujiBou
@FujiBou 3 жыл бұрын
Marcus: I usually enjoy RE dialogue Also Marcus: only shows clips of him laughing at the dialogue
@dickgrayson2878
@dickgrayson2878 3 жыл бұрын
You Have been extremely consistent with your uploading and I love it !!!
@marcusferro7588
@marcusferro7588 3 жыл бұрын
Ethan’s hands: gets absolutely destroyed Some wack medicine, that apparently also heals clothes: it’s but a scratch
@DDDff400
@DDDff400 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting to finish my wisdom tooth extraction so i can enjoy the Transformers 2 video cus i needed to be happy... now I’ll be in pain.. immense pain
@dropkick2224
@dropkick2224 3 жыл бұрын
Danm bro I got my wisdom teeth removed 2 days ago. I feel you
@LULZLSKennedy
@LULZLSKennedy 3 жыл бұрын
Ugh, god I love you so much already and you starting this with Castlevania bloodlines music...you're the man man.
@stevelandmartin-khan2430
@stevelandmartin-khan2430 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, this was a really quick turn around. Good job, am proud.
@masterzombie161
@masterzombie161 3 жыл бұрын
“The villains are too stupid.” Heisenberg: You’re GodDamn Right!
@coletrainhetrick
@coletrainhetrick 3 жыл бұрын
Heidelberg didn't make sense himself though. He literally didn't need rose to defeat mirnada and could have worked with Ethan
@masterzombie161
@masterzombie161 3 жыл бұрын
@@coletrainhetrick I agree Hisenberg could’ve easily killed Ethan or miranda but he was so one dimensional that it he ended up being a lame ass boss fight.
@spudnic8081
@spudnic8081 3 жыл бұрын
Heisenberg was the wasted potential of this game. So sad
@Satherian
@Satherian 3 жыл бұрын
@@coletrainhetrick "could have worked with Ethan" He tried, though. Ethan basically said "no fuck you"
@coletrainhetrick
@coletrainhetrick 3 жыл бұрын
@@Satherian he didn't try sensibly. He made an ultimatum that involved using his daughter when he didn't need to, they could have easily worked together if he didn't ask him to use her as a weapon
@rics720
@rics720 3 жыл бұрын
Yooo marcus, paramount blocked your transformers 2 video before I could finish watching it 💀
@OneKa-ji3og
@OneKa-ji3og 3 жыл бұрын
I just selected it and it was blocked
@ShanePeragine
@ShanePeragine 3 жыл бұрын
felt like i had to come to his most recent video to mention it. damn shame...didn’t even get to watch it :///
@kaiyates7478
@kaiyates7478 3 жыл бұрын
You are one of my favorite content creators ever and I love all your videos thanks for all your work I hope you keep at it
@johnrafferty4364
@johnrafferty4364 3 жыл бұрын
That bit at the end was pretty great
@El_Surge
@El_Surge 3 жыл бұрын
cant wait to get into this series
@teni6426
@teni6426 3 жыл бұрын
Markus really pumping out videos fast
@TheForNoReason
@TheForNoReason 3 жыл бұрын
I am such a huge fan of your videos and your perspective
@noelsotomayor4874
@noelsotomayor4874 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the info on this. I also love the Castlevania reference with "Battle of the Holy"
@worsethanyouthink
@worsethanyouthink 3 жыл бұрын
So I'm here because his revenge of the fallen video got copyright stricken while I was in the middle of the sponsorship segment. So anyway fu*k paramount
@hartfantom
@hartfantom 3 жыл бұрын
“Stupid Man Thing, you wont live long, even if you run”. -my mom when she needs to take her anger out on me
@ryanbollinger1759
@ryanbollinger1759 3 жыл бұрын
I loved this game so much. Favorite game so far this year.
@cometbun2437
@cometbun2437 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing “Cosmonaut Quickie” again fill me with so much joy
@CraigTapes
@CraigTapes 3 жыл бұрын
Marcus repost the transformers revenge of the fallen vid pleaseeeeeeeee 😭
@therealkram
@therealkram 3 жыл бұрын
omfg i’m not crazy, it really was on my feed earlier today
@superinsane6437
@superinsane6437 3 жыл бұрын
So I’m just here to request for the transformers video back it literally got blocked as I was almost done with it
@dropkick2224
@dropkick2224 3 жыл бұрын
What verdict did he give it.
@superinsane6437
@superinsane6437 3 жыл бұрын
@@dropkick2224 I have no clue I didn’t finish it but paramount gave it the blocked verdict
@themadtitan8379
@themadtitan8379 3 жыл бұрын
1:09 that was my exact reaction to that line, I was sharing my screen with a friend and both of us had been quiet for awhile, then Ethan says that and we both start laughing so hard that I had to pause for a minute or so, and when that line is immediately followed with “wait there’s more” we just got totally pulled out of the experience
@ExtremeTalker-xw6cd
@ExtremeTalker-xw6cd 3 жыл бұрын
Damn I wish you didn't show any of the Beneviento house section. I am just up to that bit now and I have heard nothing but good things so I am so excited!
@matthewsanchez46
@matthewsanchez46 3 жыл бұрын
Very surprised Marcus didnt say anything on how Ethan is pretty much invincible
@peanutmuttplays104
@peanutmuttplays104 3 жыл бұрын
Probably because the game tells you why.
@bigscaryrobot2039
@bigscaryrobot2039 3 жыл бұрын
He is.
@IR-Fan
@IR-Fan 3 жыл бұрын
Also I guess because it's part of the spoiler.
@user-nn5dh3cs9s
@user-nn5dh3cs9s 3 жыл бұрын
It makes sense for the story
@johnbroomstick8017
@johnbroomstick8017 3 жыл бұрын
He bought the skeleton dance back. That’s all I ask.
@SaberRexZealot
@SaberRexZealot 3 жыл бұрын
I loved it. Freshest RE in a while.
@spiraljumper74
@spiraljumper74 3 жыл бұрын
I actually loved the factory because it was the first time since like, the opening where my ammo stockpile was getting precarious. As a result, every encounter was a tense game of resource management demanding near-perfect accuracy to hit those soldat weakpoints. Plus I liked climbing the factory and calling Duke up to every new level via the cargo elevator, really cool having your savepoint and merchant be a mobile base that you can bring through the level with you.
@zacharyrosemann
@zacharyrosemann 3 жыл бұрын
The dollhouse section is probably one of the best levels in the game
@arthurdurham
@arthurdurham 3 жыл бұрын
I had the same reaction to the game, in the beginning I felt like it was more of a walking horror sim (except for the great Resi 4 throwback in the village) and cutscenes, but once the game gets going it feels like a video game
@fountgarde
@fountgarde 3 жыл бұрын
You have such great insight when it comes to pretty much everything. I'd love to see more game reviews, if that's something you're interested in. Or even just gameplay.
@weemanturdle4185
@weemanturdle4185 3 жыл бұрын
Love your vids keep up the good work
@Jtb1122own
@Jtb1122own 3 жыл бұрын
I really like Ethan, he did seem like a normal dude. I just figured he's used to this kinda stuff since he was in the last game.
@SGR403
@SGR403 3 жыл бұрын
This game looks like a version of Outlast that's not edgy, lets you fight back and it's actually good.
@arthurdurham
@arthurdurham 3 жыл бұрын
Much more fun and creative than outlast
@SolidZach
@SolidZach 3 жыл бұрын
Re7 is also that
@asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476
@asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476 3 жыл бұрын
Outlast is not supposed to be fun imo
@RaVisions
@RaVisions 3 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of resident evil? It’s only been out for like 25 years
@arthurdurham
@arthurdurham 3 жыл бұрын
@@asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476 How is a video game not supposed to be fun? Horror is fun
@cyberwolfmc9536
@cyberwolfmc9536 3 жыл бұрын
It’s really easy to tell your affinity for the RE franchise in this video, even though I haven’t actually played any of the games myself you can always tell when someone is a fan of a franchise just by the way they go about discussing things about it
@jasperslavone1275
@jasperslavone1275 3 жыл бұрын
Loving the weekly uploads marcus :D
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