Cotton Loses His Driving License | King of the Hill | adult swim

[@midnari]

"I gutted a man, he whined less than you." What a golden line said so casually no one even noticed.

[@Frankie-O]

Would you look at that line? We'll be here all day.

[@matthewriley7826]

Well when you’ve killed fiddy men, gutting one isn’t as impressive.

[@cadejust6777]

​@@matthewriley7826 If You Were Wrongfully Convicted Of A Crime That You Didnt Do/Commit And Ended Up Spending 10 Years In Prison For That Wrongful Conviction Or If You Were Diagnosed With A Terminal Cancer ♋ As A Result Of Your Work Place Negligence Would You Be Justified In Murdering Innocent 😇 People To Get Back 🔙 At Society For Those Injustices?.

[@darianreyes2733]

Should’ve been my senior quote smh

[@brittanybrown484]

@@midnari "Why don't you guys get started?" "I'll be there in a minute."

[@rckblzr]

Standing up and applauding Adult Swim for finally bringing this show back to their lineup.

[@brittanybrown484]

I'm glad 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Rusty4u]

It’s been on fxx for years

[@brittanybrown484]

@@Rusty4u it was on FXX on September 2021

[@Frankie-O]

FXX in the afternoon, Cartoon Network at night.

[@Im-BAD-at-satire]

And it's inline with the talk about the King of the Hill revival, by the sounds of it they're getting ready for the voice acting stage. Downside, it's a Hulu exclusive from what it sounds though. No idea if it'll make it on TV.

[@Subpar1O1]

I love the sass on the clerk "Wow, that's impressive. I've never seen anyone miss every letter, you fail."

[@brittanybrown484]

"WHAT?!" "Look at it again."

[@TheGalaxyDew]

SOMEDAY GOVENOR RAEGAN WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT - cotton hill

[@animalhouse8849]

I passed. Gimme the license.

[@Yasuda9000]

Wow. I've never seen anyone miss every single letter. You failed.

[@MadMatt1990]

What?! Read it again!!

[@bsgambati1]

Someday- that's SD, as in "stupid dummy"! That's you! Tell him, Hank!

[@MadMatt1990]

This is an outrage! We are very dissatisfied customers! Come on dad, let's go.

[@mrcreosote100]

“I pass, give me the license” 😂

[@brittanybrown484]

Wow. I'd never seen anyone miss every single letter. You failed

[@Frankie-O]

Bugs Bunny passes on Forward March Hare.

[@robquin1525]

​@@brittanybrown484 WHAT!!! LOOK AT IT AGAIN! SOMEDAY! THAT'S SD AS IN STUPID DUMMY! THAT'S YOU! TELL HIM HANK!

[@mexicangomez31]

⁠@@brittanybrown484 WHAT! Look at it again.

[@Frankie-O]

Fred G. Sanford was the stupid dummy, lol!

[@artw1320]

“Someday, SD, as in Stupid Dummy.” One of my favorite quotes from the entire show.

[@Zeknif1]

Dale: That’s a good plan IF you silence the clerk. Just casually recommending murder.

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Or just bribery

[@TheWedabest]

I always found that line so funny! Typical dale, lol.

[@mexicangomez31]

Or not tell your friends about it

[@Thatoneguy48147]

Particularly Dale, seeing as he likes Cotton a d would be willing to tattle on Hank for Cotton’s approval

[@Gundam4]

Classic Dale

[@JC42023]

_This is an outrage! We are very dissatisfied customers!_ One of my favorite Hank quotes

[@brittanybrown484]

Come on, Dad. Let's go.

[@Frankie-O]

[Cotton growls]

[@imtyler99yearsago90]

2:18

[@meanmachine3453]

“Hank I gutted a man, he whined less than you.” 😂

[@brittanybrown484]

Why don't you guys get started? I'll be there in a minute.

[@Frankie-O]

Governor Reagan already ran for president.

[@matthewriley7826]

lol never specified he did it during the war…

[@mattmurphy3643]

"What do you got to say for yourself, Boah"

[@Frankie-O]

Hank changed the chart because he cared about his dad Cotton.

[@SuperFang1]

We need this masterpiece back.

[@nullset2]

Mike judge said new seasons are in the works

[@Victoria3232-j7o]

@@nullset2 to bad Cotton Was Killed off tho.

[@Frankie-O]

FXX at daytime, Cartoon Network at night.

[@swat007jp]

It will be coming back within two years 🎉

[@nicoleackerman205]

Every show that has be rebooted, remaked, or same came back has been terrible and ruined the original run.

[@e9x.pyroooh]

"if you knew whats best for me you woulda drowned yourself 2 days after you was born" 😂😂 jesus christ

[@Dr.Gainzzz]

Cotton was always such an underrated character in the show.

[@coreysim2811]

The whole show sucked

[@j.campbell8491]

Cotton was a misogynistic bigot.

[@mryeast123imakevideos8]

@@coreysim2811 in your opinion

[@mikeoxlong920]

@@coreysim2811 you probably think family guy and the Cleveland show are funny

[@coreysim2811]

No the whole show sucked. End of story

[@FaydsterTV]

I would absolutely love to see a prequel series about Cotton’s life from the time he went to Fort Berk, all the way to Hank’s high school life.

[@jabber1990]

you know what would be cool? so a show about cottons past, BUT half the episodes are non-canon, but we don't know which ones...since he made it all up

[@burp2019]

@@jabber1990 we know SOME of the things he made up, like being in Germany during WW2

[@thievingpanda]

​@@jabber1990Cotton Hill was 6 foot 4 inches when he went to war and came back with his feet sewed to his knees. Anything he "made up" was minor exaggerations of true events.

[@korystephens3318]

If the Big Bang Theory can get a prequel with Sheldon, why not KOTH with Cotton??

[@thievingpanda]

@@korystephens3318 I'm with you on that!

[@adamharb9233]

A feel good show to watch late at night.

[@Frankie-O]

FXX during the day.

[@bethanyoneal5789]

Definitely

[@Mr.E723]

Props to the DMV, it takes guts to deny a license to someone who “killed fitty men” lol

[@NightShadow720]

I don't blame Cotton for having poor eyesight. Some people just hate wearing eyeglasses for lots of reasons. That's why I wear contacts.

[@TheCommenterDragon]

Exactly. although the way they talked about Cotton's eyesight in this episode it, it sounded like Cotton's eyesight was probably so bad that not even wearing glasses would improve his driving because i've actually heard of people with eyesight like that.

[@CMacK1294]

Certainly, you can't blame him, but you also can't have him running down the road with no eyesight slamming into people.

[@MMUTG3R]

Them Tojo's cut out his corneas!! Ain't seens right ever since.

[@loginbrags7016]

It’s the opposite for me, I just get too squeamish when I put them in.

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

Can't blame him for not wanting to wear glasses, sure. But still he shouldnt be allowed to drive and risk other people's lives

[@MarcoGamer640Productions2012]

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A BENEDICT ARLEN 😂😂

[@Frankie-O]

Hank had nothing to say for himself.

[@andrewcomments5812]

Cop: "Sir, do you recognize your son?" Cotton: "Yep! He's Benedict Arlen!"

[@brittanybrown484]

What you got to say for yourself, boy?

[@Zarascure]

If Hank's dad fails the test, he needs smart glasses.

[@Frankie-O]

👓

[@ricarlab.967]

"Hear that, Hank? Gribble's got a clever idea. Go get me a sail!"

[@Frankie-O]

What a stupid idea.

[@brittanybrown484]

"It's a stupid idea, Dad."

[@shnook8484]

"Whaddya got ta say for yourself BUWAAH?"

[@Frankie-O]

Hank changed the chart because he cared about his dad Cotton.

[@TheM0dernPatri0t]

All this KOTH content makes me think something big is about to happen

[@Cheloluis2003]

Well this should be a Toonami show since this is pretty much a Texas’ anime

[@Frankie-O]

Adult Swim

[@pyromaximus8890]

That's when you beat the mess out your "friend" and send him home to his own daddy 😂

[@CorridorOfChameleons94]

"Some day, thats SD. As in stupid dummy. Thats you!"

[@Slam-g9s]

A lot of the beats in this series didn’t land with me first time round because I watched them too young, but as man nearing forty with elderly parents “my dad’s getting close to the end zone so I got to start calling some of his plays” hit hard man

[@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden]

Cotton is a pretty cool character

[@Frankie-O]

Hank Hill is the coolest character.

[@tworthington27]

2:15 "Shut up, Dale! I know what's best for my Dad."

[@mrbookends]

"Looks like we have ourselves a Benedict Arlen!" Classic!

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

2:19 Father of the Year Comment.

[@JacksonGuitarsPlayer03]

Always said Bobby looks like cotton

[@Frankie-O]

GH? EXACTLY like Bobby.

[@MrAmc1291]

Hank does have a narrow urethra after all.

[@JacksonGuitarsPlayer03]

@@MrAmc1291 heeeehehehehehahahahahahah ah ah ah

[@vampirehunter533]

What've got too say for yourself BOOOOYAAAA😂

[@christopheredwards788]

Daddy staying with me 😎

[@Frankie-O]

Daddy's home, to stay.

[@brittanybrown484]

Hear that, Hank?

[@coreynance3874]

Cotton Hill: i pass gimme the license.!!!!!!!!hahahahaha,😀😀😀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Frankie-O]

You passed? You failed.

[@jonathancruz5932]

1:50 Dale spilled the beans

[@kevinbails8320]

This show is such a good show

[@Frankie-O]

Until the new intro, that was when I stopped watching this.

[@Rockinruffhouser]

0:50 cotton growling at the clerk 😂😂😂

[@robquin1525]

0:39 WHAT!!!

[@AutoArtemAuto]

2:02 BOY! 2:23 Im leavin!!

[@J-RS21]

Trunks: would you look at that line we’ll be here all day Vegeta: oh for god trunks i blasted a man he whine least then you

[@Frankie-O]

That line doesn't look like all day.

[@CranberryFo]

"If you knew what was best for me, you'd have drowned yourself 2 days after you were born!". Okay, I know Cotton and Hank don't get along. But, Great Scott, that was savage. Even by Cotton standards.

[@brittanybrown484]

"Goodbye, Hank. I'm leaving."

[@ladiekiler16]

"S D. As in Stupid Dummy! That's you!" XD

[@Frankie-O]

The dummy is Bill Dauterive.

[@itfigurescomics6704]

"Dang it, Dale!" 😂

[@Frankie-O]

Geh!

[@brittanybrown484]

Looks like we got ourselves a Benedict Arlen! What do you got say for yourself, boy?!

[@MrRonald327]

Cotton is the second funniest character on this show.

[@Frankie-O]

1:55 Dale let it slip out.

[@JustinCook-ob5ye]

1:50 LMFAO!!! Dale really ratted Hank out 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@SovietUnionCCCP]

0:39 “WHAAAT!?!?!?”

[@Cococrash11]

Awesome King of the Hill Video.

[@Frankie-O]

King of the Hill is an awesome cartoon.

[@bigbigarchive]

2:24 I really like the music here, sounds like a sea shanty.

[@Frankie-O]

Cotton is leaving. NOWHERE!

[@coreynance3874]

Cotton: alright clerky now take down every word i say some day governor Reagan will run for president i pass gimme the license clerk: wow i've never seen anyone miss every single letter you fail. cotton: WHAT look at it again some day. that's S D. as in "stupid dummy." that's you tell him hank. me: hahahaha hehehehehe. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@themandalorian6999]

Well he did get shot 50 times in the back by a Am64 zero...so

[@Kr0nicDragon]

Sorry dale, you need a licence to pilot a boat as well.

[@bioodfox7805]

god I love this show lol man steals an artifact to get it

[@amani2748]

Hey there my fellow Adult swim fans! Watch more of king of the hill on Adult swim. And have a way past cool Sunday!

[@PlushyUrchin23]

*only two people in line* Hank: ugh, would you look at that line, will be here all day. 😓

[@huntercoleman460]

Love the way Hank says this is an outrage. We are dissatisfied customers.

[@Frankie-O]

😠

[@ComicalRealm]

I don't use the word 'hero' often. But Cotton Hill is the greatest hero in American history.

[@thelonewolfproductionz1592]

I’ve seen you in other places!!

[@thelonewolfproductionz1592]

Comments on other videos that is...

[@sevendust62]

He would be an even greater hero if he got himself kicked out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.

[@xPrecisionx]

Woo hoo!

[@MegaThunder70]

That Cotton Hill was one proud man

[@Frankie-O]

😤

[@adamohalloran241]

I need to aspire to be Dale Gribble, man!

[@briankleinschmidt3664]

The state of Indiana gave my 94 year old grandpa with Alzheimer's a license - against my protest. I got thrown out of the license branch. I pulled the ignition wire so the car wouldn't start. He would have fixed it in two seconds but for the Alzheimer's.

[@TheWedabest]

That's both funny and sad at the same time!

[@marleyhenry5616]

I’m not trying hard to laugh but I laugh when Colonel cotton insulted that guy that’s funny

[@Frankie-O]

🤭

[@angryferb1079]

I love the attention to detail in the Some Day Governor Reagan Will Run For President. The first chart says S D G R W R F P.

[@JBMoney.]

Please Mike Judge bring back The King of The Hill

[@Frankie-O]

King of the Hill should've stayed airing on.

[@TwinkleHue]

Bobbys glazed look on his face 😂

[@kwebobus]

1:56 would be a perfect “d’oh” moment

[@Frankie-O]

🫢

[@kingdae2022]

Dales such a weasel 😭😭😭

[@brittanybrown484]

Hank made a big mistake of switching the eye chart for his father at the DMV

[@Frankie-O]

Passed? Failed. Cheated!

[@brittanybrown484]

@@Frankie-O Well, Cotton moved in with Dale cause of Hank's mistake of switching the eye chart at the DMV for his father

[@Frankie-O]

1:47

[@matthewriley7826]

He tried being honest. Saying he was a dangerous driver and he didn’t want him driving anymore, but Cotton ignored him.

[@Solkre82]

LOL you can hear the echo in the recording room Cotton was in.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Only two people in line at the DMV? Man, Arlen must be a really small town

[@kraevorn7483]

Hank and the clerk, didn’t even need to change the charts

[@SharpstowntheotherDanMal-ld3nc]

Hank stopped his dad from driving

[@cristorres9547]

0:40😂

[@JewishKeto]

Having to tell one of your parents they can not drive is not a fun conversation to have. It’s about independence and being about to take care of yourself and I feel for many seniors being told they are not safe to drive is admiring they are getting older.

[@YouT860]

Peggy you gave him a loaded shot gun! You don’t give a kid a toy without the batteries-cotton

[@Frankie-O]

🥳

[@AncientTrack]

Come and get your tootsie rolls!

[@imtyler99yearsago90]

2:18

[@JoshuaVillani88]

Cotton: “If you knew what’s best for me, you would’ve drowned yourself two days after you was born.” You tell him Cotton.

[@brittanybrown484]

"Goodbye, Hank. I'm leaving."

[@JediMaster362]

"Dang it, Dale!"

[@efrainsoto96]

Oh Looks Like We Got Ourselves A Benedict Arnold

[@efrainsoto96]

Whaddaya Got To Say For Yourself Boy

[@knightwolf5006]

I got a white bulldog named cotton

[@Frankie-O]

King of the Hill character you named it after.

[@SharpstowntheotherDanMal-ld3nc]

Hank hill is a caregiver

[@GreenDayFan2003LLC.]

2:09 that's no excuse

[@Frankie-O]

The hero of World War II? Audie Murphy.

[@tydance8865]

I watch this show almost every day on Hulu 😂

[@Frankie-O]

I did watch it every day and night on Fox and then Cartoon Network Adult Swim, plus FXX.

[@Humanbe1ng]

Hahahhaahhaha

[@Frankie-O]

🤣

[@StefanLopuszanski]

Oof. This just happened between me and my mom today and the algorithm recommended this. Mmhmm.

[@SgtxAnus]

can we get some episodes? please? :(

[@Frankie-O]

1 problem: copyright.

[@Lexlokko]

What Boomhauer said.

[@doscaminos204]

A Benedict Arlen 😂💀

[@jaohonaxa]

Why/how can anyone be friends with Dale....?

[@Frankie-O]

Dang it!

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

How many letters did he have to get right? He seems to only have got the "S" of "someday" right.

[@LuiEst819]

I’m assuming all of them. The letters on that chart are much bigger than the letters on a real life DMV chart which already has very big letters. Most DMVs are surprisingly very lenient and only require 20/40 vision. The 20/40 vision requirement is very outdated and goes back at least 100 years. Back then there wasn’t a whole lot going on with the roads and cars didn’t go very fast. Now in the present day you have so many different situations you might find yourself in where perfect vision is a must.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

@@LuiEst819 I see. Thank you.

[@jasoncody1537]

Some Day Governor Regan Will Run For President

[@zetadesvoy]

Car to a boat with just adding a mast. The abc+ community would be proud.

[@IcyKcominyourway]

Cotton Hill = Larry McReynolds if he were an 80 year old man.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Great, you guys are uploading clips from seasons you don't air.

[@hayleybug98]

Renew final space save final space revive final space

[@tfcooks]

Dale Gribble is Q.

[@Frankie-O]

Tid Pao spray-painted Q.

[@zerodiamond4206]

Lol, I was thinking about this episode a few days ago

[@Frankie-O]

🤔

[@legendarvelo3206]

SOME DAY GOVERNOR REAGAN WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT

[@divinenekras6784]

LMAO

[@Frankie-O]

🤣

[@deivesonsouzaa]

I love this🇺🇲👑🇧🇷

[@Sksk27547]

Funny show at times

[@prisoner__24601]

I'm honestly surprised that, given how anti-government Dale is, he gets along so well with Cotton

[@huntercoleman460]

Maybe because Dale didn’t have a good relationship with his dad growing up so he uses Cotton as a substitute.

[@burp2019]

cotton had a lot of similar views, and dale became less anti-government after the JFK episode

[@themonkeyhand]

Driver('s) License or Driving License? In Ohio, I always hear Driver's License even though it says Driver License on it which I've never heard anyone utter, nor Driving License. Real curious where people call it a Driving License.

[@a.az.a7726]

Mandela effect, is what that is, I tell you what.