Could Peter Griffin defeat Dio Brando?

[@hioman]

Peter can survive a nuclear blast with no scratches, and then lose a fight to a small child. He is the ultimate example of "the winner is whoever the writer wants to win"

[@chewiedog1]

Realest shit ever

[@grandpa8877]

Every reference is technically canon which means Peter unstoppable plus he just really good at combat

[@elegantlechonk]

The umbrella is pretty strong too..

[@xgaming9784]

@@chewiedog1that shit is beyond real

[@zucktug5508]

Maybe the small child is city level

[@cyan1ide]

STAND: 「CUTAWAY」 STAND MASTER:『PETER GRIFFIN』

[@blixxyblits8617]

what would 「CUTAWAY」's weakness be?

[@pmf98]

@@blixxyblits8617it is reliant on the user’s imagination and quick thinking. If the user cannot imagine a scenario quickly enough, they are left vulnerable to faster foes.

[@pmf98]

If we want to use an actual song as reference, why not [Scenario]? (The song by A Tribe Called Quest)

[@boinqity4621]

hey remember that time when i-

[@danditheassassin8698]

What part is this in?

[@Fentlover1]

"Holy crap louis! Is that an enemy stand user?"

[@SimonGuyWhoLikesGowther]

Worth to note whole fight would go into 2 ways 1. Chicken fight style 2. Peter thinking DIO is Meg for a second and one shotting him with gun

[@freshlionvelaquez863]

*shooting

[@gaminganimators7000]

​@@freshlionvelaquez863nope, that's wrong

[@freshlionvelaquez863]

@@gaminganimators7000 how

[@citrusfeels]

@@freshlionvelaquez863One shotting is different then shooting, there wasn’t a mistake

[@freshlionvelaquez863]

@@citrusfeels dawum I sorry

[@emiliabaran6830]

Wait, so if Peter is immune to the plot, does that mean he can beat Wonder of U??? 🤔😱

[@FryConsumer717]

*Hey Lois, remember that time I ran over this weird hair guy hiding behind the tree listening to music while other cars flew everywhere?*

[@viscountrainbows2857]

He could find a way to beat Mr. Mxylzpt probably.

[@andyghkfilm2287]

@@viscountrainbows2857 well, duh… Superman could beat Mxyzptlk, and he’s not even remotely as powerful as Peter is.

[@robloxplays4322]

⁠@@viscountrainbows2857Peter tells mr mxylpzt, this is worse than that time I met mr tzplyxm

[@blaster.m1943]

this is true however as further backed up in episode 10 season 3 where we see Peter Griffin survivng a boat crash, but do note this is no ordinary boat since it is called "The Boat that is stronger then Superman, Batman, Spider-Man and the Amazing Hulk combined" @@andyghkfilm2287

[@velryxia]

peter slams, he scales from chicken guy and chicken guy is universal+

[@samdrop9223]

Source

[@Blue_Punch_Buggy224]

He made it the fuck up

[@velryxia]

@@samdrop9223 my ass

[@Pre-Post-Man]

​@@samdrop9223youtube didnt let me link phub, but know i've tried

[@cuckmeister3193]

peter has takaba cursed technique from JJK, anything he thinks is funny is reality, except unlike tabaka, He knows his power

[@Icecreamsanwic]

I love how I thought this vid was gonna be a joke but he genuinely made it intriguing and serious

[@thecomet653]

It’s still a joke tho cuz he kinda lies by saying he won’t include the “one off inconsistencies” and proceeds to cherry pick a time when he used ghosts

[@fortnitesexman]

idk, i feel like he spends too long trying to be funny instead of actually presenting the insane shit peter can do

[@gianluco]

7:54 well, as Reimi said in part 4, Stands and ghosts are on the same wavelenght, which means that they can interact with each other. This is shown when Rohan uses his stand on her, even though she's a ghost. Also, DIO in part 3 cannot use Vampire abilities because he's using Johnathan's body, which rejects him.

[@EvilParagon4]

I don't think that limitation is true. He's clearly still vampiric in that brief period before getting The World and is still weak to sunlight as a whole, even Jonathan's body. He simply is choosing not to use those powers.

[@turkeykent3719]

@@EvilParagon4yeah Jotaro never use star finger after that 1 time. Just choose not to use it

[@thefinalsquid6353]

It really should be “should Peter griffin defeat dio Brando?”

[@bloodboy0229]

yes because funny

[@Real_Potato_Man]

​@@bloodboy0229 anything for the funny

[@Kreshura-tm5rb]

Should Dio Brando defeat Peter griffin?

[@KarmaOfLuck]

remember, Peter is able to have his own goddamn orbit due to gravitational shit. Guess what can also move in timestop? gravitational shit

[@grimmking7613]

The power of gravity is his own to control he is with the natural flow of the universe do you believe in gravity if he can manipulate it and he can manipulate the plot

[@tonkhk]

just because he has a gravitational pull, doesnt mean he can control it. if you start a fire you dont control fire.

[@Real_Potato_Man]

However that "Gravitational shit" can be affected only to the person who moves during timestop Reference: Birds stopping midair scene, and the fact that Dio and Jojo don't just float during timestop.

[@writershive2512]

aka dio@@Real_Potato_Man

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Gravity has never been used to move during a time stop unless you mean Pucci, Pucci however used Infinite Speed and reversed time itself so Jotaro never used time stop and was able to outspend him at Infinite points. What you're thinking of is Gravity being used to travel the Multiverse and break through reality manipulation which is what Ball Breaker did to Funny Valentine.

[@Wongel_mit_Hut]

Peter not only has the world. He has bites the dust too. 💀

[@El_jojofan777xd]

More like TWOH

[@skeepodoop5197]

Never in my life would I have guessed that Peter god damn Griffin has a STRONGER time stop than DIO.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Take out the damn part

[@Qasher8]

​@@Aaa-vp6ug this is beter not bible

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@Qasher8 no no, GOD PETER

[@redjirachi1]

Peter Griffin is a good example of why toonforce is such an overpowered ability. Dio is gonna have to research counters like the Dip

[@Okyypoo]

This was like making a baby fight god. God being Peter.

[@theoverseer1775]

Replying so this gets to the top faster.

[@jlad1210]

Baby wins 👿

[@MatterOrNot]

@@jlad1210 then the baby is peter

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

This is even funnier in Italian! (Dio is Italian for God, Diavolo is Italian for Devil)

[@tortuga5687]

Peter griffin no diffs Dio

[@2brewz_h]

Crazy how true this is lol

[@Ace1r5]

and goku

[@SlidesHandler13]

Correct! not even up for debate.

[@FormalShadow]

Cap Hes fat his feats are cancelled (Note this is a joke)

[@2brewz_h]

@@Ace1r5 I MUSNT REMIND YOU OF THE RULE!!!!!!

[@shreknuggets9187]

This is the most outlandish matchup ever

[@imverytired958]

Ikr it isn’t even a fight, Peter is op

[@NotHimKoja]

one may even say, ɓîžẓ̌ąřẹ

[@nokiado]

“I just want to shoot him” - peter griffin

[@Haamuhai]

”not the world world but the world the world” The most sane thing Chewiedog has ever said 4.02

[@crabbycakey]

The tonal fucking whiplash I got every time you said “IN SEASON-“, is immense.

[@scelebob4329]

every time there was a moment where i thought of something dio could use to fight peter, but that fucking buildup.. 7:24 *IN SEASON 8--*

[@personwhoexists1841]

I feel as if peter’s durability is sort of like a reverse “fuck around and fight out”, where the more he fuck’s around, the less he finds out, and the less he fucks around, the more he finds out.

[@shaunry]

I love your voice when your setting up the scaling of Dio and was like “Dio is op in JJBA due to (insert feature here) and how is Peter going to match up to this…….. IN SEASON # EPISODE # PETER BECAME GOD AND GAVE THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE A TIMEOUT” The sudden voice raise made it so funny 😂 10/10 writing and an amazing video 🎉

[@shaunry]

5:43 is hilarious Same thing at 7:26

[@enricopucchimih]

Toon force really is a force to be reckoned with

[@kompatybilijny9348]

You know, Dio actually loses to quite a lot of things. I once made an argument that a Heavy + Medic combo from TF2 stomps Dio unless he uses his ability to run away and not engage at all. Minigun and invulnerability to physical damage is something Dio just can not beat.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

But couldn’t Dio just one-punch Medic?

[@kompatybilijny9348]

@@Aaa-vp6ug Medic is immortal thanks to his deals with the devil and soul transplantations. Besides, uber also affects him

[@Fancysaurus]

Soldier solos dio on his own because even if he dies he took an entire bottle of "get killed and come back stronger" pills.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@kompatybilijny9348 yes, but he only has effectively four lives *(he spent his, and someone else’s, and since a majority is needed, he currently has seven lives)*

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@Fancysaurus yep

[@illegalbuildingtechnique6807]

Peter Griffin would survive because of his stand “cut away” which works by Peter saying “remember the time I (a scenario in which he beats Dio by also being able to stop time)”

[@EvilParagon4]

To give Dio one small chance. Peter having the powers of death where a touch could kill probably wouldn't affect Dio, as he is already dead. As a vampire, he's undead.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

That’s not how Stone Mask Vampires work

[@EvilParagon4]

@@Aaa-vp6ug Then why does Hamon harm them rather than healing them? Sun/life energy doesn't mix with JoJo vampires.

[@robertloveall4842]

Chewie I swear you’re on the same side of the internet as me because I’ve either seen or just seen in the last few days like every meme clip you put on your videos. Like I was just seeing that “okay Joe, right foot creep” video everywhere a week or so ago.

[@addelaidesaintavery7876]

in part 7, Diego Brando explains that its not 9 "seconds" but more a certain amount of effort/stamina that rounds out to 9 seconds on average. you could argue that its an alternate universe version of dio, but we could say that cutaways are also alternate universes so its a coinflip

[@O52T]

I’m oretta surf that even in the part 1-6 universe it world like this. In part 6 Jotaro alludes stato the fact that his time stop isn’t long enough and he regrets having used up al his stamina previously

[@AVI-lh6rm]

I would also assume that he doesn't really "stop time" but more like he just stops the movement of *almost* everything that isn't controlled by him. Since time is basically quantified as stuff moving and is relative and all that junk, he basically just stops the movement of everything around him except for himself and stuff he touches. But that doesn't roll off the tongue as easily and isn't as easy to understand as "stop time". Plus "stop time" just sounds way more badass.

[@addelaidesaintavery7876]

@@AVI-lh6rm yeah and at that level of abstraction its like why would A) anybody notice and B) anybody who did notice why would they care about the difference

[@kingki1185]

keep in mind, peter casually ascended to become a 6th dimensional being just by getting high

[@MySweetLittleTwinStars]

6:27- conclusion! Peter Griffin is a time go- *rocket league ad*

[@KazuNEET]

Lois, remember that time that his stand was the type of stand as my star platinum?

[@calamity3802]

Unironically one of the best youtube videos I've seen this year.

[@T24LIFE2]

Finally someone asking the big questions

[@expilidocios]

damn, this is the quality content im looking for.

[@Gexk0]

peter platinum: za warudo *family guy theme starts playing in the background*

[@Pudding404]

Your Peter impersonation, absolutely impeccable. Can't wait for this fight to be in family guy funny moments #5283.

[@purpleisthesneakiest]

based on what we can infer about the nature of Stands and the supernatural in Araki's works (the definition of Stands; the interaction between Stands and the Golden Rotation; Ripple Mastery manifesting as Hermit Purple, and other masteries manifesting in other such stands; Stand Users being able to see ghosts; the concept of Curses manifesting themselves as Stands like the Milagro Man), it'd appear that Stands are merely one way of expressing a much larger supernatural truth. A truth with more than one application and path to understanding it, as Hamon practicioners, Spin practitioners, and that one alien from Part 4 have shown. As such, I put forth the notion that Peter's spirit fellas should be seen by Stand users, and that Stands (being the manifestation of one's own soul/fighting spirit) can assault them as well.

[@bassplayerbyrne]

i guess that makes me wonder, can stands attack Milagro Man? what about something like Pearl Jam which seems to just be good cooking given form? Les fuilles?

[@Smthn_Wicked]

Peter has not one, not two, but five minimum stands. His Regeneration allows for mitosis type splitting, and his teleportation and Gravity manipulation are possibly a singular one if you wanna make it simpler You might wanna Count "Shadowy Spirit Friends" as a singular stand, being able to drag anyone anyone away into the horizon and presumably to hell, albeit only in situations Peter deems dire. Peter also has been shown to have enough resistance to withstand actual nukes and re-entry from orbit, along with another to rewind, stop, and manipulate time at a whim. This is just the slightest minimum powers he has. Also Peter has literally met God and Jesus on the regular i think he's good

[@requiemsonyoutube]

If gods corpse could make part 7 characters op then i think meeting the alive god and jesus would make you absolutely busted

[@kackwallace]

@@requiemsonyoutube YOU FOOL PETER IS THE HOLY CORPSE

[@monoc120]

man laughs to heal shield, and can one pump any looper

[@Tillywagger2131]

I already know its gunna be a good video

[@poyo1272]

I have been holding in a laugh this entire time, you are my new favourite youtuber

[@chrisjohnson8863]

Peter having a greater Za Warudo than Dio is just precious 😂

[@SomethingStupidIdk]

Now this is jojo content at its peak

[@MycallDeluxe]

Now these are the videos I subscribe for

[@Benzinilinguine]

2:22 that number is 241 Thousand 53 point 6 kg. Not 241 million.

[@musclefish5000]

the more you slow down the intro, the more the song thingy sounds like it fits dio, but if you speed it up it fit peetah

[@yellowsegundo]

1:21 peter uses reverse cursed technique

[@epicpig6388]

I thought you had way more subscribers you deserve way more

[@YukiKurosame]

the virgin 4 hour video essay vs the CHAD Peter vs DIO journalistic investigation

[@Jittzi]

damn he really called dio by his full legal name

[@Flowey_the_Goober]

I feel proud that I helped make this happen, now its time for me to actually watch the video

[@winterusgooberus]

Holy crap Lois I have a stand!

[@AmariNyxx]

Chewie, did she take the jojos figurines what brought you here, are you okay😂😂

[@space_pizza]

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE HORSE, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

[@FortnitingKing]

Lois is able to run the ones against kryptonians casually

[@ThePuppetWitch]

This was more unexpected yet wanted than Peter making an appearance in Fortnite

[@israelpasindo1482]

Sleep deprived reference at the end was peak😂😂

[@mustibeatu]

Heres a video idea: all stand users vs all devil fruit users

[@BunnyWitchcraft]

Peter's pain tolerance is simply whatever would be funniest at the moment.

[@Jcproductions489]

“Oh man this is worse than the time DIO tried to kill me”

[@CallMeBigSlice]

This video should be retitled to “Could Dio beat Peter Griffin”

[@RunningOnAutopilot]

4:16 He has his own flow of time in the otherwise frozen time and he can maintain this for 9 seconds

[@heromedley]

cutaway land sounds like a real jojo stand ability lmao

[@holygrilledfish1893]

Make a “top 5 stands that can stop inflation” video

[@strikermodel]

The Vegan Vampire bit got a chuckle out of me

[@Mdaat_El-rashidy]

8:22 insane voice acting ability

[@zekeram129]

DIO only wins if it's part of a cutaway joke, but he'll be fine right after it ends

[@morgannowakowski6479]

Another chewiedog1 classic

[@peytonsims5380]

Well, at least dio would kill the dog before he lost… for tradition

[@gos358]

"It was better than that time I beat Dio Brando with his own stand."

[@Breadslaughter]

“Peter griffin is a time-“ *SUPERCELL AD*

[@averageplaystationenjoyer2082]

“The white, british vampire, dominated” -Peter

[@helixsol7171]

Space Ripper Stingy Eyes isn't a laser, it's a high pressure stream of blood and other bodily fluids. And since DIO's entire goal in Stardust Crusaders is to acquire more Joestar blood, he would never use SRSE and waste the Joestar blood he already has.

[@ethanhess8230]

Peter stopping his own time is kind of like GER. He’s able to undo the universe’s influence on him.

[@arcana_vessel]

The Greatest Question Ever

[@Local_Intruder]

I can feel that this is going to be your best video so far.

[@herz8603]

That's the type of video I watch at 3 am

[@sagacious03]

2:20 Misspoke. That's two-hundred-fourty-one-thousand, not two-hundred-fourty-one-million. Anyway, great analysis video! Thanks for uploading!

[@Vientokh]

Funny how I've been watching your channel for a long time and only now subscribing

[@Candle_eater7685]

Soft and wet go beyoned vs peter griffin

[@CalciumEcho1000]

"The writer decides who wins" "So stop asking because Peter slams neg diff" - literally me.

[@SmollMonkie]

power scaling Peter griffin before gta6😭

[@PooCO2]

Peter griffin can build a box around Dio. His edits are so fast the world can’t stop time. Peter one pumps him and sends him to the sun.

[@contato1134]

to win Dio, he just need to hope that it would be funnier to win than to lose

[@rvrb11]

"Hehe, this is like the time I beat DIO."

[@useday3916]

Peter can crank 90s now so peter wins

[@hotman8235]

“Hey Lois remember the time I beat duo Brando?”

[@holysauce4982]

You have the blessing of holy sauce, you will get 100k subs in 31st December

[@chewiedog1]

THANK YOU HOLY SAUCE!!!

[@ehee4544]

2:19 What kind of a rock is that fecking heavy? Edit: searched it myself and im pretty sure Chewie mistook 241,053.60682KG for 241,053,606.82KG

[@velvet3813]

I have waited for this video since the day I’ve been born

[@highbrow2373]

Wow, Louis, this is worse than that time.That my my timestop was neutered so that I would so that the rat would win

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

This reminds me of the time I found a Stand Arrow? Then after the cutaway gag Peter summons a Stand that’s more even powerful then Golden Experience Requiem ever was

[@ethanhess8230]

8:00 Peter is in control of entities similar to the alley hands from Morioh confirmed

[@willofm]

Dammit Chewie you’ve peaked my Interest again

[@am.bisonmain9077]

7:50 Stand name [BACK IN BLACK] localized as [Return in BLACK] Stand master : Peter Griffin

[@noneofyourbusiness4133]

You became… a power scaler???

[@gibbs1716]

this is something i've always wondered. Thanks for letting me know! this is definitely time I won't get back!

[@kackwallace]

wait if he can rewind time then....................................................................(WELCOME TO THE TRUE MANS WORLD GYRO) *peter vs gyro would be peak fiction ngl*

[@peety0792]

Imagine a video about doom guy vs every hollow from bleach

[@BiggestSniff]

glad this was right after geoff mentioned peter griffin fortnite skin