Could Kiryu Take Down Passione? (Kiryu vs Diavolo)

[@chewiedog1]

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[@PercyZUS]

Ok

[@TimeI_Guess]

Bet pookie 😘

[@rock-hv6ns]

Alright my pookie bear

[@jamster2986]

I hope you have happy ice stew with extra ice instead of sad ice soup

[@Rising_Devesh]

Ne sad the red be clad..... . . ... ... .. .

[@DiDiDinky]

Diavolo watching the hole he put in Kiryu's body regenerate in front of him after gobbling 5 bento boxes and an energy drink:

[@RookieREX]

is this the power of requiem?

[@Vitor20XX]

@@RookieREX gameplay requiem

[@RookieREX]

@@Vitor20XX this is the power, of rpg mechanics gold experience bar requiem

[@mer2283]

Tauriner and Staminan spam

[@quandalebackbling]

"not that hard bro, just tiger drop that sh"

[@syarifuddins.pd.1365]

You forgot the most powerful ability kiryu has. Stopping time to drink some staminan royale

[@TengoHambreඞඞ]

Imagine he drinks some stominan spork by accident

[@vivelespatat2670]

​@@TengoHambreඞඞNothing that a tiger drop can't negate.

[@ellychan183]

Imagine Diavolo using King Chrimson, skipping 10 seconds, and randomly finding himself doing a dancing contest.

[@berkaltuglu8140]

"STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM ME!!!" *Virtual insanity plays*

[@valleyard8674]

​@@berkaltuglu8140 WHAT IS HAPPENING? That dude decided to call us for a dance battle, get ready WHY ARE WE ON THE SAME SIDE? AND WHY A DANCE BATTLE? It's... complicated, they had quite a tough upbringing, but he is quite a... good? Guy if you give him the opportunity I QUIT, I'M DONE WITH MAFIA, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS RANDOM BS, WHAT FREAKING STAND IS THIS EVEN?

[@nishiki4ever]

dang it diavolo this is why you shouldn't skip cutscenes

[@guyclykos]

Oh yeah. You don't want to skip cutscenes in those games because of that.

[@degurkin]

reminder that Diavolo is still aware of the time he deletes, he is the only one immune

[@UltraZombie115]

Diavolo watching Kiryu consume upwards of 500,000,000 yen before Kiryu kicks him in the nuts

[@WibblyWobblyChanel]

Something people often forget about Kiryu fighting the two tigers is that he had been stabbed with a poisoned knife like 3 hours ago so he probably wasn’t at full strength when he did that

[@NikolayHizenprof]

And fought an army of ninjas and samurais

[@ThinkingCrimson]

HES A F U C K I N G U N I T !

[@spriteanon]

Honestly, if Diavolo would try the Doppio tactic, more likely than not, it would end with the melancholic substory music coming on as Kiryu sits down with Doppio just before Diavolo was going to strike, and giving him the pep-talk of the millenium that results in Doppio finally going to see a therapist and exorsizing Diavolo from his psyche before becoming a productive member of society. If therapy doesn't work, Komaki could porbably pull the Mafuuba out of his ass if he happened nearby. He can be Master Roshi if he wants to. Who's going to stop him? You?

[@PatlandOneTwoThreeFourFive]

Diavolo's greatest weakness: Doppio going to therapy and taking meds alongside Ichiban.

[@Freaky-Raine]

​@@PatlandOneTwoThreeFourFiveDoppio takes his meds.Although he loses a cool stand due to it.

[@Santiagogomas]

That sounds like something that could have happened in a sub story, kiryu laughs, says something somewhat optimisic and then comes back to kicking asses.

[@franconunez925]

@@Santiagogomas I can imagine Doppio going from happy NPC animation, then a shot of Kiryu's saying something like "I'm glad I was able to he-wait, why are you stripping" and suddenly Diavolo appears with the 1$ fist clenching animation and normal goon stance.

[@cxth0544]

yea i’m gonna stop him do you not know who i am 😂😂😂

[@mimictear6788]

So, here's how I see this playing out; >Kiryu decides to go to Italy for a vacation, likely bringing Haruka >After he lands, Diavolo is informed that a big name from the Yakuza has arrived in Italy for an unknown reason >Diavolo immediately assumes that Kiryu has been sent to kill Diavolo >Diavolo initially sends a thug or two his way, but after each defeat he escalates the threat >Eventually, Kiryu develops a Stand, either through the Arrow or sheer force of willpower and natural progression of RPG Mechanics >Diavolo sends La Squadra, partially because the threat Kiryu poses now warrants it and partially because there's not a lot of Passione Members left >Kiryu finally realises that Doppio and Diavolo are the same person, either through exposition or through realising his name literally means "double" in Italian >Doppio attempts to get into position so Diavolo can donut Kiryu >Epitaph shows Kiryu standing still for 10 whole seconds >Diavolo attacks >Tiger Drop Negates All Damage >Diavolo's head gets caved in and the Death Loop continues >Substory complete

[@TheBrickKid13]

And it isn't like one of those multi part substories. This is just one substory that takes a few minutes at most

[@SleepyMook]

Tbh, a Diavolo Dynamic Intro for his fight would go hard.

[@Subpar1O1]

​@@SleepyMookDIAVOLO, KING CRIMSON CHAIRMAN OF THE PASSIONE CRIME FAMILY

[@samuraijackoff5354]

@tea_jack118 Heat is 100% a type of Hamon

[@inkdd1463]

@@samuraijackoff5354 and it’s canon that people can see that glowing energy

[@jasonrobinson401]

If the arrow ends up anywhere near Kiryu, that sucker's making a beeline straight for his ass, fighting spirit is NOT something Kiryu is lacking in, he's got a shocking amount of heroism to him too, more than enough to qualify as one.

[@NineteenInFrench]

That dragon in his LaD summon? That's his Stand

[@omnibeta1876]

​@@NineteenInFrenchSo the "Dragon King" then? What name it would get tho?

[@NineteenInFrench]

@@omnibeta1876 Pick your poison from any Yakuza OST, personally The Myth is a banger name but there are plenty of good choices too

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

@@NineteenInFrenchno way Kiryu’s stand is anything but receive you

[@NineteenInFrench]

@@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 That's true, mb

[@Copper_eater]

He wins because Tiger drop negates all damge

[@Cool1st]

R1 + TRIANGLE SOLOS

[@DestroyerRants]

@@Cool1st”I’m not gonna sugar coat it”

[@_Waluigi]

@@DestroyerRants *cue sfx*

[@Zackwashacked]

@@_Waluigi"DAAAYUUUUM"

[@Sharifunahar]

Y'all know that kiryu can pause the game to heal

[@franconunez925]

About the point that Majima can break the floor, in Kiwami he just casually destroys the upper half of a marbel statue with a single punch for intimidation... He doesn't Donut his opponents because he doesn't want to.

[@ratt__mann9220]

And he does far worse than just donuting people, he makes them hospitalized for the rest of their lives.

[@El25444]

Majima is neither a killer ironically, just like Kiryu; he definely is holding back his strength

[@peanutmurgler]

@@El25444Majima has canonically killed fellas 😂 He would have his own goon in the beginning of Y1/Kiwami if Kiryu didn’t stop him

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Seeing how Kiryu can just casual manipulate people's face like clay in the early games, I totally believe Kiryu can donut someone. I mean, he can barrage punch as if he was a stand.

[@El25444]

@@peanutmurgler kill for no reason al self defense are two different things, the goon on yakuza kiwami... Did you play the Game? He wasn't killed in that remake, he just was knocked Up, in fact in the prequel he had all the reasons to kill Lao Gui, Dojima and Shimano and still, he chooses not to, after zero a lot of things changed in the canon, duh

[@Jdmilewski]

21:07 diavolo seeing his life flash before his eyes as Nanba starts scattering beans

[@Subpar1O1]

Diavolo giving his all to put a scratch on Nanba, only for this random homeless man to pull Power Nap:

[@3njoyer-0f-everyth1ng]

Diavolo watching in horror as the homeless man takes out a bottle of booze and a lighter:

[@dennistfossettjr]

"GIVE ME WINGS"

[@donot....8133]

Funny thing is that Diavolo might have been killed by Kiryu during his Death Loop

[@BenDonnie-cp2no]

And he also has been killed by other Yakuza too, I never thought of that!

[@rain-pj4xq]

Kiryu never kills.

[@donot....8133]

@@rain-pj4xq Then explain this 2:11 this 17:09 and this 17:15

[@averagekan8797]

@@donot....8133rubber bullets and the guys are just knocked out

[@donot....8133]

@@averagekan8797 Yeah i think you are right the bazooka that exploded a freaking helicopter just knocked them out.

[@Frequ3ncy.]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. R1 + Δ.

[@kirbmaster9405]

DAAMMN

[@alex99x99x]

*Tiger Drop Negates All Damage*

[@ledias4263]

DAAAYUMM

[@Annihilation_Studios]

DAAAYUUUUMM!

[@ThinkingCrimson]

DAYUUUUUM!

[@ikerdie]

omg chewie is finally yakuzaposting as soon as I enter the fandom, love to see it

[@Tobi874]

Yoooooooo sameeeee!!!!

[@orthomint]

Kiryu just gets Daigo with a gun to shoot Diavolo in Italy all the way from Japan, problem solved

[@ГотаБГ]

That's too unfair. Daigo with a gun is too OP. Even more powerful than Mista's Six Pistols or Hole Horse's Emperor.

[@eduardodias2073]

Kiryu calls Daigo when it's 3AM in Japan asking for help as if he's Ichiban, Daigo rolls out of his bed and shoot through his own window, some seconds later Diavolo is struck by a lightning caused via butterfly effect somehow all thanks to Daigo's 9MM

[@kozie78]

"This doesn't necessarily mean Kiryu can punch also through concrete" Remember that one part in Yakuza 6 in Shangri-la Or in the mines? He absolutely can

[@eduardodias2073]

The Shangri-la scene with the statue was on Kiwami, same game as Majima wrecks the floor, so my man missed even more opportunities to give Kiryu the W

[@peanutmurgler]

@@eduardodias2073He’s referring to the Hangman fight during the Shangri-La dungeon segment in Y6. You’re traveling with Someya through the ruined establishment to meet up with Big Lo. Anyway, there’s a cutscene showing Hangman getting all dizzy and bumping his head into a nearby wall and shattering it, which creates a way for you to progress through the level. It plays like two or three times every time you defeat Hangman I believe

[@LuckiSir]

Imagine man in the mirror taking Kiryu to the mirror world “Hah! Now you can’t use your stand.” “What stand?” “Wha-“ *Essence of Neckbreak*

[@percymacdonald6657]

Kiryu would just grab a waiter and put him in the way of Diavolo's donut attack

[@ethan1441]

I’m not gonna sugarcoat it *TIGER DROP*

[@genesismultiverse4896]

No kiryu is gonna use his stand DAME DAME

[@Johnyakuza572]

Kiryu is a protag in the fist of the north star game. He scales to Kenshiro. Nothing Diavolo can do, even assassinating him, would kill him.

[@konubi3405]

Did all the people in comments forgot that this whole video is a joke because some of you all fr think that this is truth 😭? Literally all jokes aside Diavolo would instantly kill Kiryu the moment he steps near him

[@jamster2986]

:0

[@goofyahgojiller]

@@konubi3405 Main games yeah, but if we bring in other stuff such as the fist of the north star game, you can make a genuine argument that kiryu could win.

[@RoachHater]

@@konubi3405 depends if its cutscene or game honestly

[@fallaciousUnion]

@@konubi3405 This is the funniest argument because like how the issue with killing Kiryu isn't that you can't hit him or something its that even if you do its not gonna do anything. The craziest thing Diavolo does is punch through a person when Kiryu regularly fights someone who can punch through marble and he himself smashes a marble statue before his prime in a single punch.

[@midknightEC]

DO WHAT IF KIRYU HAD A STAND

[@sebastianloder3434]

His stand would just be him with a bike

[@EngineerTeamFortress2]

Stand: the White Dragon

[@LesbianCacodemon]

Kiryu going into heat is just him activating his stand

[@frozenburrito2.087]

Bro is his own Star Platinum

[@solfjk9265]

He has a stand, look at his summon in 7

[@OpoumConsumer]

Saejima can cause earthquakes by punching the ground and Kiryu can summon a dragon through his ultimate attack, so that's already a huge feat

[@imliterallyadachi]

schizophrenia

[@OpoumConsumer]

@giontouji thats ichiban's feat, Kiryu and Saejima are genuine

[@thomasthecoolkid7228]

​@@OpoumConsumer Kiryu is... weird, the entire RPG system of the Ichiban games is due to Ichiban's imagination (memed to be schizophrenia), but it's still in effect when Kiryu is by himself. But really, you don't even _need_ the Ichiban games to prove that Kiryu is superhuman. In Kiryu's final fight against Majima in Yakuza (Kiwami) 1, he is capable of taking attacks from the same Majima that cratered a concrete floor with a punch. Kiryu _himself_ also punches a solid marble statue once and shatters its upper half, and he also scales (roughly) to Saejima, who is not only capable of that earthquake feat, but can also tunnel through solid earth and rock with nothing but his bare hands, no tools required. And I think it _is_ implied he outright punches through the earth to make that happen, but I don't recall exactly. This is important, because across the two times Kiryu and Saejima fought, both were draws. There's also the fact that Heat is an actual existing phenomenon in the Like A Dragon universe, alongside there also being other supernatural powers at play, meaning that even _without_ Ichiban's imagination, the stronger characters in the verse straight up possess superpowers. The earthquake Saejima makes is via a Heat Action (and it kinda also explodes???), so it actively channels Heat to perform, and the shadow clones created by Majima are also likely manifested using Heat. With Heat, Kiryu is capable of perception-blitzing people (and is stated to move at _lightspeed,_ but that might be contentious), along with reinforcing himself so much that he functionally takes no damage from attacks. It's to the point where, by using Dragon's Resurgence, a Kiryu severely nerfed by cancer can momentarily return to roughly his prime, even breaking out of Infinite Wealth's turn-based gameplay entirely to show that. It becomes even nuttier in Yakuza Dead Souls, where Kiryu is capable of tanking blows from and breaking outta the grip of the Oikazuchi Omega, which is... basically a Titan from AOT, with all the size and strength that entails. Dead Souls also shows that Heat can be used to amplify your physical senses via the Heat Snipe mechanic, which also explains how he's able to shoot rockets out of the air with a handgun in stuff like that one chase sequence in Yakuza (Kiwami) 1. TL;DR: Anyone who says Kiryu is "just a normal human" is lying outta their asses, including the writers. Bro is repeatedly shown to both _be_ superhuman and fight _other_ superhumans on a semi-regular basis.

[@idfkimaclown]

@@thomasthecoolkid7228Tbf some of the Ichiban schizo shit is already debunked by Shin Amon being able to use the orbital laser.

[@thomasthecoolkid7228]

@@idfkimaclown Okay Only the Amons have a non-schizo orbital laser

[@poptartninja]

Diavolo: My stand is immortal!!! DIE!!! Kiryu: sasato koi

[@Heathcliff_LCB]

Diavolo watching as Kiryu's aura changing every second and suddenly he's given the most devious backshots and it ends with Kiryu not sugarcoating it R1+∆

[@eduardodias2073]

Diavolo widening his eye in utter terror as Kiryu Tiger Drops him even during time erasure

[@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659]

based on Kiryu's will alone i wouldn't doubt him awakening a stand, hell i'd give him his dragon "stand" thing from his summon in Yakuza 7: Like a dragon

[@FullMetalMudcrab]

kiryu's stand name Dragonforce

[@FreakinMORI]

Or maybe Dragon of Dojima ​@@FullMetalMudcrab

[@yeedog6145]

Mayhaps "Receive You"

[@Nidothing418]

I misread that title as “Kirby” and went “of course he can”

[@firstnamelastname-nc8eg]

kirby would just eat diavolo and become him

[@wonderfultaco7853]

We getting dyslexic with this one

[@eduardodias2073]

@@firstnamelastname-nc8eg As if Kirby wasn't strong enough without King Crimson, little bro would cause havoc and make anyone disappear before they can possibly notice

[@Jamlord2061]

could diavolo even hurt kirby

[@Nidothing418]

@@Jamlord2061 prolly not

[@cripside60s55]

Like A Dragon Infinite Wealth is the ninth mainline entry of the RGG games and is set in Hawaii JoJolands is the ninth part of JJBA and is set in Hawaii Coincidence?

[@peanutmurgler]

Not to mention I’ve heard JoJolands is supposed to be a crime drama…

[@JollyChristmasSanta]

​@@peanutmurgleri hope it is

[@spacegoose2989]

Cutscene Kiryu would die easily Gameplay Kiryu would fold Diavolo neg diff then transition to a cutscene where Kiryu doesn't kick the gun away from Diavolo

[@Jamlord2061]

how does minigame kiryu fair

[@orthomint]

@Jamlord2061 I mean in that one Y6 mini game he punches a shark and does some pretty solid knock back so... that's something

[@FreakinMORI]

Cutscene where Kiryu punch the sh*t outta a big ass Shark:

[@manologamerss5801]

​@@FreakinMORIThat shark was also in cutscene mode.

[@Divinity223]

At least Diavolo didn't have to deal with a orbital lazar

[@frozenburrito2.087]

I feel like Kiryu would unironically just be able to move consciously in Diavolo’s time skip

[@somejerk5662]

He tiger drops *during* the time skip

[@NikolayHizenprof]

That superman scene from JL, but it's Kiryu doing tiger drop at full speed

[@somejerk5662]

Time skip prevents people from making decisions during it. Unfortunately, Kiryu had already decided to *kick Diavolo's ass*.

[@thomasthecoolkid7228]

​@@somejerk5662 Using Tiger Drop or changing where he's going is still a decision, sadly

[@christophersamueldearlysih262]

Diavolo's time skip works by making himself intangible from ANY attack for up to 10 seconds and then he can skip it then do an attack (while the time skip is active the enemy still moves normally as if he is still there), and can skip that action and make it so the enemy had just not used their attack or they teleported.

[@MalosiAudios]

See that's the difference between Kiryu & Diavolo Diavolo runs from fate Kiryu walks through it

[@Joan-jq5ho]

Gotta love people saying "But you didnt explain properly Epitah" When it literally just lets you see 10 seconds in the future and Diavolo cant use it in succession. On top that Diavolo cant really do any shit against a Counter Attack if Diavolo doesnt attack first. Tiger Drop for the win "But he can just time erase and he will become intangible, not being able to be hit during it and will move out of the way and prepare a counter attack" Diavolo also cant use Time Erase consecutively and literally cant do jack shit when Kiryu can just Tiger Drop which gives I-Frames, and since Kiryu is a true gamer, he is ready for Diavolo teleporting around as if he is playing with lag, add the fact Kiryu can just move faster than light (something that at this moment only Star Platinum in Stone Ocean says it does), and King Crimson is cooked. Add in the fact that King Crimson has a shitty E for Range and a shitty E for Stamina, once Kiryu catches him, he is cooked, and if Diavolo tries skipping time to become intangible, he cant do shit mid Kiryu's combo as Diavolo cant keep his power up forever. On top on Kiryu being able to get out of his range and enter it as he pleases with his superior speed and ranged attacks I am not gonna sugarcoat it, Tiger Drop beats all, King Crimson literally cant touch Kiryu when Kiryu himself is reading Diavolo's next moves and just preparing to toss the craziest setup ever seen to mankind. Kiryu can even replicate Vento Aureo ending by tossing Diavolo in the river, insta killing him, or even just punching him in the face once, which would knock Diavolo out

[@downysgarbagebin5105]

have you ever heard of the word 'dodge' and 'counter' before?

[@Joan-jq5ho]

@@downysgarbagebin5105 Tiger Drop

[@brebogen]

@@downysgarbagebin5105 R1 + Δ.

[@El25444]

@@downysgarbagebin5105 both doesn't work if Kiryu can just powerstomp him when he counters or straight up predict his dodges (worse if you consider that Crimsom is dependent on Diavolo's physical condition to be able to retreat due to his bad range... And we all know how Kiryu's physical condition is

[@peanutmurgler]

Okay I def need to hear the light speed argument for Kiryu, gotta take notes…

[@KumaPunchh]

By the way, Kiryu's Rush style makes him move faster than light. We know this since doing one dash leaves two to three after images

[@peanutmurgler]

I’m no physicist or anything, but couldn’t that be achieved simply by being faster than sound? Which we know Kiryu is given his track record when it comes dodging bullets (when he wants to).

[@TectPlate]

@@peanutmurgler You need to intercept light to see an afterimage.

[@peanutmurgler]

@@TectPlate I can see the afterimage of my hand moving quickly from one place to another

[@KumaPunchh]

@@peanutmurgler Is said afterimage spaced out five feet apart, and also glowing hot pink?

[@peanutmurgler]

@@KumaPunchh No but… it also isn’t a product of sensationalized visuals

[@ALEPH-O-02-63]

4:24 I am ashamed and dissapointed that mr. chewiedog1 did not put a muscle man image here. Missed joke, funny jojo man. Missed joke. YOU KNOW WHO EL--

[@rmarsh1732]

I named my terraria character "You know who else" and the death messages are beautiful

[@chewiedog1]

yo mama

[@genesismultiverse4896]

*1:34* actually I recognise him as the guy i see when i just put kiryu on google to see pictures of kiryu from godzilla

[@MasterChef1957]

Diavollo thinking he is safe in time skip: 😅😂 Diavollo when kiryu tiger drops him through time skip: 💀💀💀

[@calchuchesta3196]

I haven’t finished the video yet, but Kiryu does in fact have the power to punch through stone. I think it was Yakuza 2/Kiwami 2 where Kiryu literally punches through a stone statue like paper.

[@thomasthecoolkid7228]

He punches a solid marble statue and breaks it in one punch, yes

[@Icouldnteventellyouthat]

Diavolo dying makes this video canon

[@genesismultiverse4896]

*14:58* basically how an archiologist mom in a lego show about ninjas said it's like deja vu but backwards

[@mmaaoorr]

Another feat we can give Kiryu is that in yakuza 5 Majima moves so fast he creates 5 clones of himself. I don't even know how god damn fast that is but considering kiryu defeats majima every time he's comparable, so we can consider him at least light speed if we take that stupid feat

[@СашаКонон-з3й]

i am sure it's pretty fast

[@mallardmoments4741]

I love the idea that even if Diavolo managed a successful assassination on Kiryu, he would just i-frame the damage anyways.

[@fallaciousUnion]

10:42 I love your example being punching sharks and not LEAPING FROM THE ROOFS OF BUILDINGS ONTO SHORTER SECTIONS OF THE BUILDING TRAVELING 20 FEET DOWN AND 15 FEET AWAY UNSCATHED (yakuza 4) or TANKING HITS FROM CITY LEVEL PUNCHES (Majima Fight kiwami 1)

[@thomasthecoolkid7228]

City level is... contentious, but he _does_ take some massive hits without nearly as much damage as they should do. Like being near the epicentre of the Millenium Tower explosion in Yakuza 1.

[@fallaciousUnion]

@@thomasthecoolkid7228 Majima is a beast in kiwami and going back to my 4 argument Saejima is definitively shown to be stronger than Kiryu but Kiryu still beats him in their fights and don't even TRY to say it's because he's injured because Saejima goes onto beat Majima in a fight the next day. So either Majima is so weak he lost to an injured Saejima which isn't likely or Kiryu has a technique that allows him to easily take care of threats much stronger than him. OH wait he fucking does the tiger drop which he SPAMS in that fight. You can't tell me tiger drop is gameplay only at this point Kiryu slams Diavolo

[@thomasthecoolkid7228]

@@fallaciousUnion Saejima being strong enough to match Kiryu even when injured just shows how strong he is

[@Anewstart434]

tiger drop negates all damage

[@PooBoi_YT]

Kiryu stand name ideas: Receive you So Much More (Named after Haruka) *FEEL THE HEAT* (my personal fav) I suck at making names, and sadly Judgement is already taken sooooo that’s the best you’ll get out of me. FEEL THE HEAT’s Ability - Kiryu radiates a blue aura, and while this aura is visible, Kiryu becomes as powerful as Star Platinum in its prime. When enraged, this aura will turn red, indicating that he’s a bit angy and is about to beat the living hell out of you. Secondary Ability: Receive You - Kiryu enters a stance, where his aura fades away. If an attack is directed towards Kiryu, he punches it so hard that it the attack goes back to the attacker at 2x the power. (Unless if it’s infinite or zero, it goes back at the same force. Also negates any damage done to Kiryu if he successfully punches said attack) I know pretty much nobody is gonna read all that, but if you did, thank you for doing so even if what I posted is in fact cringe.

[@ledias4263]

Receive you: I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. R1+△

[@PooBoi_YT]

@@ledias4263 DAAAAAAAAMN

[@gaminghero4747]

Kiryu has INSANE willpower and fighting instinct, if he ever got a stand it would probably be very powerful and match up to Star Platinum since Kiryu and Jotaro are both very similair. Kiryu would be the best candidate for a stand. The question is, would Kiryu even use or need his stand?

[@ledias4263]

@@gaminghero4747 Kiryu probably won't even realize he has a stand

[@gaminghero4747]

@@ledias4263 True, but he will probably notice that he can chuck cars around like they are bicycles

[@tinnerlime1868]

I love lean

[@techinaldiffcultystudios7006]

Yo wtf 😂

[@Pump_Undertale]

I also love lean

[@CakeyBeddy]

And lean loves you!

[@mr.weatherreport]

I love lean

[@Stella-gm7bo]

Lean? I prefer asbestos. Taste like cotton candy

[@Arihiki]

I'm Not Gonna Sugarcoat It "R1+△"

[@T24LIFE2]

You know it’s a good month when chewiedog uploads

[@chewiedog1]

MONTH??? oh damn oops

[@hiruyabebaw807]

never seen a jojo fan lowball jojo this badly

[@3ak47s5x]

Yea fr bro made literally every excuse to make the fight “even” just so Kiryu could win

[@tmdiz4579]

@boxboy3022 Truth be told. Most jojotubers always seem to ignore epitaph or brush it aside as "not being enough" when talking about diavolo. As if seeing a future that can not be changed is not a huge advantage lol

[@miseryguy3526]

Epitaph would've shown him getting slammed by kiryu

[@goofyahgojiller]

Its clearly a joke video, kiryu is very strong, but with cutscenes he's like large building level and hypersonic and with gameplay and sub-stories he's maybe FTL and (very inconsistent) town level, the only way this would be fair is if we used the fist of the north star game RGG made.

[@OmarAhmed-mm9mw]

@@tmdiz4579 but that is the point of epitah it shows diavolo what is fated to happen so if it is not beneficial for diavolo he can skip past that moment hence changing his fate

[@danditheassassin8698]

Chewidog1: DONT LOOK UP THE BIKER GANG IN LOST JUDGEMENT Me after he said that:let’s look it up! Puchi:oh yeah that’s my stand Me:uh that’s not behind me isn’t it?

[@EvilMightyTrash]

Not to mention Kiryu in Y5 has the dragon spirit ability where he can just dash at lighting speed and take no form of damage

[@peanutmurgler]

Outside of gameplay, that ability is actually just conceptualized as Kiryu unlocking more of his insane power to hit harder and faster

[@EvilMightyTrash]

@@peanutmurgler And being very pissed off

[@peanutmurgler]

@@EvilMightyTrash that too, Kiryu angy

[@user-hd1ul6od2x]

Not even Diavolo is immune to Kiryu not sugarcoating it (R1+triangle)

[@kirebub]

Kiryu uses King Crimson everytime he chows down on the 10 sushi sets he's got stored in his back pocket.

[@3ak47s5x]

It’s crazy how epitaph was not mentioned at all

[@mafiaboss3077]

I dont think it would be that useful.

[@thethe5355]

yeah lots of people forget about it. Video is low key braindead

[@chongleeching1626]

​@mafiaboss3077 see the future and have the ability to change it

[@mafiaboss3077]

@@chongleeching1626 ok tbh I was thinking of epitaph as was used in the risotto fight, which isn't exactly a fair judgement considering predictions are set in stone only without king crimson.

[@Stuffed_Trigger]

@@chongleeching1626epitaph can’t change the future, it can only see it

[@lobsterdeliveryspecial]

i'm like 90% sure diavolo would try and donut kiryu, and his hand would cartoonishly flatten against his back

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Im surprised no one did surfshark but as a jojo stand user explaining his stand surfshark

[@Y0URU53R]

Strongest Mafia Boss vs Weakest Yakuza Member

[@wormperson6870]

my fave jojo youtuber, making a video combining my 2 special interests. i am in heaven

[@uppsie]

This video is the proper level of seriousness that powerscaling discussions deserve thank you

[@Akiraspin]

Diavolo donutting the shit out of Kiryu only for him see in exactly 10 seconds where Kiryu eats 40 hamburgers and regenerates the hole in his solar plexus.

[@LuwiigiMaster]

I make it a tradition to watch chewiedog1 videos while eating at Wendy's. I don't know why but it just fits.

[@minaisloading]

It's over when Kiryu finds a bike

[@jvdjevovdhe7613]

Diavolo:*punches kiryu* Kiryu:*laughs in level 999 legend style*

[@mr.x991]

"Do you know what ELSE is an insane accomplishment??" (Muscleman war flashbacks intensify)

[@ratt__mann9220]

Simply just tiger drop king crimson, if damage to a stand is reflected back to the user and the tiger drop does enough damage to blow up a human all kiryu has to do is tiger drop king crimson and Diavolo fucking explodes.

[@HondaCivic0053]

You mentioned that Majima can punch through a concrete floor, but you’re also forgetting that literally right before that fight, Kiryu vaporized a marble statue with one punch… yeah he can 100% donut people

[@breadingbug]

I am commenting here to increase algorithm engagement. Wow great video! this is heart warming inspiring educational funny comedy really entertaining 10/10 life changing

[@Jeb-Slim-Jonson-mb3qx]

Kiryu is a typa guy who'll break into your crib in the middle of the night for stealing a lollipop

[@hafizmedypranaja1983]

Yakuza, JoJo, AND Persona fans? Now that's a real brainrot

[@RoachHater]

its only missing arkham “fans” (aka patients) for full brainrot

[@BB_Promoter]

​@@RoachHater Officer Balls 🗣

[@Bennjye]

nooooo Chewie is a Yakuza part skipper 😭😭😭🌹

[@ShomkoIeiri]

this is canon as diavolo dies

[@ShadowedKami]

This is probably my new favourite chewiedog1 video because it has the highest amount of persona content. Also its a good and funny video about yakuza and jojo i guess, not that that matters.

[@joyodiaz4599]

ATP in the jojo community if you don’t know how king crimson works you’re trolling, it was the translations not araki💀

[@Pedro-p2e5d]

Kiryu only needs rush mode + golden pistol

[@Dr_Heavy]

13:02 oh hey I knew that video looked familiar, its mine :) (I am cool with it though since you did give credit and that's really all I ask for lol)

[@BlackJesusHimself]

As long as it's not a cutscene, Kiryu can't die.

[@mayafassbinder4899]

Next video: can Kenny from south park break the endless death time loop

[@Mecerz]

So basically guy who can punch hard>guy who can erase time

[@thecoolcaz9759]

Yea, cause tiger drop negates all damage

[@NikolayHizenprof]

Guy who erased his name

[@1221-o7e]

Hey he has a name y'know

[@KenSG-jz2zn]

​@@NikolayHizenprofgaiden

[@tumnaron]

He probably tiger drop em all. I see this video. Click it. Straight to comment. Leave a comment. Gave a like. "Leave."

[@BaldiesAnonymous]

Fuck it, you've earned yourself a subscriber.

[@Ultimate_Gamer_3000]

Nah the simplest way to explain king Christmas is that it separates the user from fate for 10 seconds and then erased that 10 seconds from record. If I'm fated to punch you in the face and then eat the snickers you have in your pocket in the span of 10 seconds and i activate the stand, you will be punched and your snickers eaten but I will have nothing to do with it since it was just fated to happen anyway at that moment in time.

[@hayasher]

10:58 I'm a huge fan of Yakuza and JoJos, just got into Persona, and I'm playing this in the background of me abusing the Reaper in Persona 3 Reload, right after I played JJBA ASBR.. right after I played Yakuza 6.

[@cheesusabidas77]

he got a rifle in dead souls

[@MemoriesGamer612]

Kiryu's don't need a stand, he is one

[@theepicgamer0.1]

im not gonna sugar coat it

[@cral4848]

If Diavolo, is an assassin, and fights in the shadows or kills... Kiryu could just use Komaki Tiger Drop, and Guru Counter.

[@Bluemeanie588]

Tiger drop negates all damage.

[@baconking138]

No way my two favorite things in one video thank you chewie❤

[@Joan-jq5ho]

I am not gonna Sugarcoat it Tiger Drop

[@scp-173peanut5]

12:18 actually in that same mission in kiwami 1 Kiryu destroys a marble statue in a single punch so he probably punch through concrete.

[@ibisskb]

But in 2001, Kiryu was in the joint and couldn't do that! 🤓☝️ Nice video tho

[@ace-8145]

let's not forget that Tiger Drop negates all damage

[@sora.7973]

Joryu Kazuman - The Dumpy of Dojima

[@Caselestial]

If kiryu got a stand itd just be a manifestation of fighting. No stands allowed when he activates his stands power

[@Aceken23]

I’m not gonna sugar coat it R1+🔺

[@ansorus.]

Diavolo: Get ready to die, KIRYU! Kiryu: *hears substory start sound* Diavolo: Ah shi-

[@ka1nzero0o86]

Oh uh the JoJo's and LAD fans are meeting. Truly, this is a powerful meeting

[@poisonivy1798]

Yes, next question.

[@arigamer1923]

“What’s Diavolo gonna do against i frames?” I dunno, use his own frames I guess. Time erasure is one of the most busted abilities in jojo. Diavolo can see the future, so if he doesn’t want to receive an attack, he skips it. It’s a little convoluted but during skipped time, diavolo can move around as he pleases, so he could skip time and reposition himself just behind Kiryu, remember how he dodged a shotgun? Well, try doing that with the shotgun directly pointed at his head at point blank range.

[@goofyahgojiller]

I mean, kiryu can dodge majima, who's dodged point blank bullets from pistols before, Not like it matters though because to have kiryu compete at all without getting one shot, we would need to use the so amon fight from 0 where you can dodge lasers and the fist of the north star game where kiryu is a skin you can use and komaki appears in the game.

[@El25444]

It wouldn't work, Kiryu is a lot stronger than what the video says he is, he fought Saejima Who can destroy solid granite with his hands, tanked an anti armored vehicle missile, was at the epicenter of two explosions and defeated mr. Shakedown Who could fight sharks and bears, not to mention that he can also Dodge jo amon orbital laser. And also is an formidable opponent due to his analisis capabilities, he can learn whole marital arts only by seeing them, Diavolo only needs to be punched once, Kiryu has more than enough resistance to spend (not to mention that getting close to Kiryu is a very stupid idea if that's the case) And if we count gadgets... Well, Diavolo and all of passione is basically cooked.

[@goofyahgojiller]

@@El25444 Also mr shakedown stated that he was trying to get strong enough to break mountains so that can possibly contribute to his scaling, though im only up to Y6 so there may be some other scaling i dont know about.

[@goofyahgojiller]

Kiryu's speed is comparable to Majima's who in a dynamic intro for the Majima saga of kiwami 2 dodges point blank bullets 3 times in a row without breaking a sweat, and this is only yakuza 2, kiryu and majima by Yakuza 5 are at their absolute peak in terms of power, to the point where kiryu can take on 100 armed tojo men all at once and not get that tired,, and majima after being sleep deprived and tortured for days was able to create clones with speed alone, you can even argue kiryu actually scales to kenshiro due to the fist of the north star game RGG made featuring komaki in a side quest, komaki could tank hits from kenshiro, and kiryu scales above komaki.

[@thomasthecoolkid7228]

​@@goofyahgojiller It doesn't just have Komaki, it also has Jo Amon.

[@RayAkuma]

Me that time Kiryu went "Yare Yare": IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE OMG! When kiryu did the Ora Ora Combo: ,,Aight Jotaro"

[@gayneeko]

1:34 why bro zesty 💀