Countdown Vampires - Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

[@dude_huge]

Having Dracula as final boss of this game would be the fucking best. "I guess the count... is down" YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[@islamroks11]

We need to meet up and make up more pre/post-death lines.

[@islamroks11]

Sean Sullivan "Grabs said sunglasses with as much skill as a drunk walrus."

[@JyujinPlus]

In the age of Vampyr and Vampire Bloodlines, I’m here waiting for my Countdown Vampire revival

[@Postaldude__]

Its still not out

[@mariotaz]

Nope

[@0saintclark0]

Here to see why Countdown Vampires currently has the Shitstorm crown, as told by Matt in 2014.

[@forceofnature26]

You guys are gonna hate this, but the dude who voices the MC was also the original Barry Burton.

[@Mst3kfanatic1]

well Barry had a terrible voice actor anyways so why wold they hate it

[@forceofnature26]

Because everyone loves Barry and his voice.

[@SMK451]

forceofnature26 What a mansion!

[@SMK451]

"I sure hope this isn't Chris's blood!"

[@islamroks11]

Lee Bradley "You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

[@DoomEngaged]

Anyone else notice this seemed to be a ripoff of From Dusk Till Dawn? The entire sequence with the bar was very similar, even the transformation, and the MC had a tattoo VERY similar to George Clooney's.

[@AydarBMSTU]

The whole night club is now swarming with vampires reminded me more about one of Blade's first scenes

[@BravestCoward]

WHAT THE HECK IS GONNA TO HAPPEN?! My sides. Oh god my fukken sides.

[@kingkino2116]

Did you notice the unaesthetic stun gun? It may not be the prettiest, but it gets the job done.

[@Dudefriend666]

Pat: "I thought I was in Cheryl" Harry Mason is not gonna like that sound of that...

[@solidawesomeness]

The weapon is probably called the stun globe because v and b are right next to each other on a keyboard.

[@BreadandFaxes]

Translation issue.

[@LeonSheeter]

That is exactly what happened

[@BlueScarabGuy]

For a second, instead of Club Leagan, I thought it said Club Lagann. That club would be THE HYPEST.

[@baphometsvoice6271]

I saw the same thing at first

[@JamesTheEngie]

This game was produced by Ken Fukaki. ... god that last name sounds dirty.

[@McC0n0r]

ENJOY YOUR GOD DAMN TANK CONTROLS, PAT!!!!!

[@MegaMawileTheNommer]

Tank controls work if the focus of the game is survival, not action. This game clearly wants you to run and gun, but uses tank controls. People who bitch about tank controls and not FPS controls are hypocrits, since fluent FPS controls can make or break a lot of games too.

[@Thebossstage1]

"Watch them swarm my asshole" -pat 2013

[@TonyBMan]

that's where the Countdown Vampshits come from.

[@4thSurviver]

I love the part at the end where pat tries to defend Tank controls by saying the problem with hit boxes is why tank controls suck.

[@jeremyr4964]

try getting stuck on an enemy in RE. doesn't really happen. I know what he means. Tank controls aren't perfect but the hit boxes can easily ruin them

[@erainmartinez8175]

spooky

[@mastermarkus5307]

I don't know why "Pat Ponab" is so funny to me.

[@iamcatlegend]

I love how he spends all this time talking about how much he loves tank controls, and then he plays a game with traditional tank controls and... it's this.

[@ArcaneOmen2041]

CrimsonAlice It made me smile that the one who explained all the blood stuff is named CRIMSON ALICE.

[@GrassSaint33]

...is that fucking Tupac? Jesus Christ Bandai.

[@targetofhearts]

I knew i wasnt the only one who noticed!!

[@Alfebit]

"That's a little much even for me." - Matt, the guy who introduced me to Hitomi J-cup

[@erainmartinez8175]

I haven't watch this in forever

[@aniki6575]

ofc the troon has a porn addiction

[@GrimmsleyBear]

the face pat makes in the intro is hilarious

[@charlesgreenberg6956]

that girls has HUGE....plots of land

[@FrostyTheSnowball]

Tracks, even.

[@Texan_Patriot]

@@FrostyTheSnowball tracts*

[@YouSoSpice]

I return to this video time after time for the Stun Globe.

[@globox123456789]

I love how they transcribed everything wrong. "Globe" instead of "Glove", "Stan" instead of "Stun"....

[@HungryLikeT3hW00t]

13:15 "These Tank Controls are bad..." Screw context, I'm still trying to figure out how Pat physically managed to say those words!

[@RadiationLemon]

"Go play pachinko!" - Matt

[@sithotaku]

the bouncer was fun!

[@TheDirtbaggrif]

This is the quality content we've all been missing in our lives

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

Too much shittiness. We're still missing a vital piece of the puzzle.

[@TonyBMan]

"Francis York Morgan, it's a good thing you are not Jeffrey Dahmer. For it seems, you are just, a simple nerdbomber."

[@InVinoVeratas]

*_“Look at all these dead JPEGs”_*

[@Jackthetattedone]

please do a full LP! it would be (the) shit!

[@marcellosilva9286]

Never forgot about the Stun Globe in this game's terrible fuckin' localization.

[@LeonSheeter]

this is absolutely hilarious, you guys are awesome, I truly hope at least 2-3 dudes who developed this game were able to experience you guys playing this ... I mean.. what were they THINKING?? Did they really have NO testers to notice & point out the typo like "Woahh hold up... stop ... look ... it doesn't even say Stun Glove.... fix that "

[@cybercop0083]

There is no horror without slightly altered Majora's Mask tunes.....

[@MarinaraTrench]

anyone else think matt's laugh at 7:52 sounds like cleveland from family guy?

[@RanMouri82]

The puzzle involving baccarat comes from 999, the first game in the Zero Escape series.

[@irenecostugan8611]

Billy idol vs vampires

[@Blobberoni]

Grim Fandango's tank controls made my childhood, I used to pretend to turn like Manny, marching on the spot.

[@chungusamongus69]

What the heck is gonna to happen?!!

[@grimreminder5038]

"That's a little much, even for me" What? That's a little something

[@stevemcquark]

"Most Blatant RE rip of I've ever seen" Then you never played Parasite Eve 2, it even has the secret lab in a town and a team captain who betrays you.

[@Melvinshermen]

stevemcquark expet is was good

[@furutanimura3466]

You can tell it's an older recording as rather then Matt referring to it as a mysterious jogo, he instead says its just a mysterious game. Deducing skills + 10

[@ryanhancock9227]

A remake of this would be pretty cool

[@Spiralofultimatesmex]

I love it every time Matt mentions PowerTough, mostly because I always name my characters PowerTits.

[@bud389]

Did they REALLY misspell one of the primary weapons in the game as GLOBE instead of GLOVE?

[@3gamergoatsgruff808]

I bought this game literally two days after they talked about it in the Downpour LP, seeing it here finally, with dat intro, mhmmmm. Bliss.

[@manabluerose]

That was actually the longest fucking opening I've ever seen in a PS1 game. Goddamn.

[@ryanwamback6604]

When I started this video I was wondering "What the heck is gonna to happen." lol

[@KingGroot]

Love these PSX era and earlier games. Just the fight to control your character in a panic is the best

[@AdventuresofaGeek]

I remember this game when I was young. My brother had it and when he let me play it, I could never make it past the third stage / section. I guess those games that drove you crazy as a kid, sticks with you as some of the best memories. ^_^

[@EggFuhrer]

it is physically impossible to have watched the whole video by now! by i'm commenting because i love you guys!

[@SatelliteJAG]

holy poops, that cg intro was better than a lot of various short cg cut scenes on early to mid ps2 games, I loved it

[@CartoonHangout]

My brother had this game as a kid and it gave me nightmares lol.

[@kingdolani]

Geez. That was like the microwave hallway but with vampires.

[@RotundRager]

"Professor Layton comes in with an AK." Now there's a Professor Layton game I would get replay value out of!

[@SonOfMeme]

"There is a locked locker. Open the lock?"

[@Saint_Sekyuritai2849]

This was hilarious! I ENJOY YOUR ANGER!!

[@islamroks11]

YOUR FRUSTRATION IS MY COCAINE AND YOUR RAGE MY HEROIN! I WANT ANOTHER!

[@dobitdibsiter4837]

when Pat said "off the street" He meant the script.

[@aridflesh3248]

Welcome to Countdown: Vampshits!

[@Taractis]

"Stun Globe" is my favorite part.

[@RockDaHouse690]

5:29 "what the heck is gonna to happen?" Now that's some quality translating right there.

[@wingponymedic2360]

1-"whats new in their shitsorm today?" 2-Countdown vampiers 3-Flashbacks 4- :O

[@Mattmatt7474]

I love the unspecified "drunk" playthroughs!

[@comicbookhipster4506]

i like how mat casually bring up the my little sister couldn't possibly be this cute reference

[@dnangelfan24]

Yes. I've been waiting for this moment since the RE2 playthrough.

[@tylermoellering2671]

Been waiting for this since I saw the Downpour playthrough

[@blkswrdsman]

It's never a complete best friends video without the mention of tank controls.

[@ThatKarin]

"It wasn't even like realistic size" Because Hitomi J-cup is...totally realistic.

[@xAxLxExCx]

That is the greatest image I have ever portrayed in my head.

[@Artyom42069]

Billy Cohen killing vampires using Steve Burnside's gun with bad tank controls 10/10

[@JesseJaceThomas]

Despite the countdown, I failed to meet the vampire deadline. Now I'm up for a vampire performance review.

[@hp123434]

My god, the "b" is right next to the "v" on the keyboard. That means that someone accidentally typed "stun globe" instead of "stun glove" and they were just like "fuck it, just roll with it".

[@IceeFenix]

I beat this when it came out, and have been looking forward to this for 2 years. Full LP!

[@Buriedwithdrawingpad]

I can't believe they played it, I never thought it would happen after watching downpour! XD Pat, I loved you!

[@TonyLvsUp]

It was probably called "Stun Globe" because v and b are next to each other on the keyboard

[@noodl3boy]

This intro never gets old, so good.

[@B1GMAC510]

3:50 he's just breaking ice to make the perfect cocktail, yeah, i read bartender.

[@splinterwyatt]

That baccarat puzzle was from either 999 or virtues last reward in a lounge room i think.

[@beinfilms]

Had me worried for a moment there. I almost went to bed without watching a Shitstorm!

[@Critiqu3]

never in my life have I been so relieved to hear somebody complain about tank controls

[@Texan_Patriot]

" Club Leagan " ? Did they mean Club REAGAN? CLUB GIPPER?!😎👌🤣😲 Edit : " Stun Globe " ? Stun GLOVE? TYPO HELL!

[@feist__]

Pat finally gets tank controls and then complains about it i love you

[@chriscos123]

"Before you die, i'm going to tell you a little secret, just to make it so that you REALLY don't want to die.

[@IArtGod]

My innerchild starting crying like he just got the new iPhone when I found out this was the last one.

[@BurninJester]

Pat never stop talking about tank controls. I love them, too.

[@deemel5986]

Imagine little Pat jr sitting on his new bicycle he got for his bday, driving around and yelling at the top of his lungs 'IT HAS FUCKING TANK CONTROLS!!!!'

[@KnightofDarkSorrow]

Fiiiiinally! Glad you guys got around to doing this game.

[@OldIronJohnson]

Grats man, you made me do a spit take with ice cream. At least the keys aren't permanently stuck together.

[@TheAeroMechanic]

They should've just called this game "Countdown: Tank Controls"

[@fbispecialagentfrancisyork457]

There's more of us than you'd think, but less than you'd hope.

[@Jasper_Silva]

And remember kids: when fighting vampires expose AS MUCH SKIN AS YOU CAN!

[@EbonyMasks]

Wait.. Stun Globe? -Looks down at keyboard- Wow, they did not make that typo with glove.

[@HungrySmileDog]

This is one of the most nostalgic games ever for me

[@deatheven13]

Best opening cutscene ever!

[@xxwalakopangalanxx]

What a mysterious stun globe.

[@ChronoTwist]

Nooo! xD You guys said you wouldn't play this during Downpour! NOW I HAVE TO WATCH THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. AUUGH. IT HURTS ME MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU.

[@Dwickeh]

"WHAT THE HECK IS GONNA TO HAPPEN?!" I DONT KNOW!

[@CrimsonAlice]

If you get blood from any type hun, then you likely have AB+ as that is who can get blood from all other types. But those who get YOUR blood must also be AB+. O- is the type that can give to all others, but it can only get blood from other O- donors. But, thats in terms of red blood cells. Now, if the plasma separated out(the clear fluid that the red cells travel in) THAT is your universal donation. Each pint used is for cells,plasma,and platelets and can save 3 different ppl at a time! =)

[@AddictGeniusx1000]

Pat is gonna make a film where he just gets angry at everyone who hates Tank Controls and hes gonna do it in a Tank Control like fashion

[@STINKY1790]

Holy shit that is fucking amazing. Someone needs to draw this.

[@EHKOS]

Not to mention if you play as a Malk you're in for the ride of your life.

[@StacheJr8501]

After reading this,i was toying with the idea of creating 6 different francis york morgans...and sending them ALL HERE MWAHMWAHMWAHMWAH