Having Dracula as final boss of this game would be the fucking best. "I guess the count... is down" YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
@islamroks1110 жыл бұрын
We need to meet up and make up more pre/post-death lines.
@islamroks1110 жыл бұрын
Sean Sullivan "Grabs said sunglasses with as much skill as a drunk walrus."
@JyujinPlus3 жыл бұрын
In the age of Vampyr and Vampire Bloodlines, I’m here waiting for my Countdown Vampire revival
@Postaldude__ Жыл бұрын
Its still not out
@mariotaz Жыл бұрын
Nope
@0saintclark09 жыл бұрын
Here to see why Countdown Vampires currently has the Shitstorm crown, as told by Matt in 2014.
@forceofnature2610 жыл бұрын
You guys are gonna hate this, but the dude who voices the MC was also the original Barry Burton.
@Mst3kfanatic110 жыл бұрын
well Barry had a terrible voice actor anyways so why wold they hate it
@forceofnature2610 жыл бұрын
Because everyone loves Barry and his voice.
@SMK45110 жыл бұрын
forceofnature26 What a mansion!
@SMK45110 жыл бұрын
"I sure hope this isn't Chris's blood!"
@islamroks1110 жыл бұрын
Lee Bradley "You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
@DoomEngaged9 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice this seemed to be a ripoff of From Dusk Till Dawn? The entire sequence with the bar was very similar, even the transformation, and the MC had a tattoo VERY similar to George Clooney's.
@AydarBMSTU4 жыл бұрын
The whole night club is now swarming with vampires reminded me more about one of Blade's first scenes
@BravestCoward10 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE HECK IS GONNA TO HAPPEN?! My sides. Oh god my fukken sides.
@kingkino211610 жыл бұрын
Did you notice the unaesthetic stun gun? It may not be the prettiest, but it gets the job done.
@Dudefriend66611 жыл бұрын
Pat: "I thought I was in Cheryl" Harry Mason is not gonna like that sound of that...
@solidawesomeness10 жыл бұрын
The weapon is probably called the stun globe because v and b are right next to each other on a keyboard.
@BreadandFaxes10 жыл бұрын
Translation issue.
@LeonSheeter8 ай бұрын
That is exactly what happened
@BlueScarabGuy10 жыл бұрын
For a second, instead of Club Leagan, I thought it said Club Lagann. That club would be THE HYPEST.
@baphometsvoice62719 жыл бұрын
I saw the same thing at first
@JamesTheEngie10 жыл бұрын
This game was produced by Ken Fukaki. ... god that last name sounds dirty.
@McC0n0r11 жыл бұрын
ENJOY YOUR GOD DAMN TANK CONTROLS, PAT!!!!!
@MegaMawileTheNommer10 жыл бұрын
Tank controls work if the focus of the game is survival, not action. This game clearly wants you to run and gun, but uses tank controls. People who bitch about tank controls and not FPS controls are hypocrits, since fluent FPS controls can make or break a lot of games too.
@Thebossstage18 жыл бұрын
"Watch them swarm my asshole" -pat 2013
@TonyBMan7 жыл бұрын
that's where the Countdown Vampshits come from.
@4thSurviver10 жыл бұрын
I love the part at the end where pat tries to defend Tank controls by saying the problem with hit boxes is why tank controls suck.
@jeremyr496410 жыл бұрын
try getting stuck on an enemy in RE. doesn't really happen. I know what he means. Tank controls aren't perfect but the hit boxes can easily ruin them
@erainmartinez81752 жыл бұрын
spooky
@mastermarkus530710 жыл бұрын
I don't know why "Pat Ponab" is so funny to me.
@iamcatlegend11 жыл бұрын
I love how he spends all this time talking about how much he loves tank controls, and then he plays a game with traditional tank controls and... it's this.
@ArcaneOmen204111 жыл бұрын
CrimsonAlice It made me smile that the one who explained all the blood stuff is named CRIMSON ALICE.
@GrassSaint3310 жыл бұрын
...is that fucking Tupac? Jesus Christ Bandai.
@targetofhearts9 жыл бұрын
I knew i wasnt the only one who noticed!!
@Alfebit11 жыл бұрын
"That's a little much even for me." - Matt, the guy who introduced me to Hitomi J-cup
@erainmartinez81752 жыл бұрын
I haven't watch this in forever
@aniki65752 жыл бұрын
ofc the troon has a porn addiction
@GrimmsleyBear8 жыл бұрын
the face pat makes in the intro is hilarious
@charlesgreenberg69569 жыл бұрын
that girls has HUGE....plots of land
@FrostyTheSnowball9 жыл бұрын
Tracks, even.
@Texan_Patriot4 жыл бұрын
@@FrostyTheSnowball tracts*
@YouSoSpice8 жыл бұрын
I return to this video time after time for the Stun Globe.
@globox12345678911 жыл бұрын
I love how they transcribed everything wrong. "Globe" instead of "Glove", "Stan" instead of "Stun"....
@HungryLikeT3hW00t11 жыл бұрын
13:15 "These Tank Controls are bad..." Screw context, I'm still trying to figure out how Pat physically managed to say those words!
@RadiationLemon9 жыл бұрын
"Go play pachinko!" - Matt
@sithotaku5 жыл бұрын
the bouncer was fun!
@TheDirtbaggrif Жыл бұрын
This is the quality content we've all been missing in our lives
@_Francis_York_Morgan11 жыл бұрын
Too much shittiness. We're still missing a vital piece of the puzzle.
@TonyBMan7 жыл бұрын
"Francis York Morgan, it's a good thing you are not Jeffrey Dahmer. For it seems, you are just, a simple nerdbomber."
@InVinoVeratas6 жыл бұрын
*_“Look at all these dead JPEGs”_*
@Jackthetattedone9 жыл бұрын
please do a full LP! it would be (the) shit!
@marcellosilva92865 жыл бұрын
Never forgot about the Stun Globe in this game's terrible fuckin' localization.
@LeonSheeter4 жыл бұрын
this is absolutely hilarious, you guys are awesome, I truly hope at least 2-3 dudes who developed this game were able to experience you guys playing this ... I mean.. what were they THINKING?? Did they really have NO testers to notice & point out the typo like "Woahh hold up... stop ... look ... it doesn't even say Stun Glove.... fix that "
@cybercop00833 жыл бұрын
There is no horror without slightly altered Majora's Mask tunes.....
@MarinaraTrench11 жыл бұрын
anyone else think matt's laugh at 7:52 sounds like cleveland from family guy?
@RanMouri823 жыл бұрын
The puzzle involving baccarat comes from 999, the first game in the Zero Escape series.
@irenecostugan86116 жыл бұрын
Billy idol vs vampires
@Blobberoni11 жыл бұрын
Grim Fandango's tank controls made my childhood, I used to pretend to turn like Manny, marching on the spot.
@chungusamongus699 жыл бұрын
What the heck is gonna to happen?!!
@grimreminder503811 жыл бұрын
"That's a little much, even for me" What? That's a little something
@stevemcquark11 жыл бұрын
"Most Blatant RE rip of I've ever seen" Then you never played Parasite Eve 2, it even has the secret lab in a town and a team captain who betrays you.
@Melvinshermen4 жыл бұрын
stevemcquark expet is was good
@furutanimura346611 жыл бұрын
You can tell it's an older recording as rather then Matt referring to it as a mysterious jogo, he instead says its just a mysterious game. Deducing skills + 10
@ryanhancock92277 жыл бұрын
A remake of this would be pretty cool
@Spiralofultimatesmex11 жыл бұрын
I love it every time Matt mentions PowerTough, mostly because I always name my characters PowerTits.
@bud38911 жыл бұрын
Did they REALLY misspell one of the primary weapons in the game as GLOBE instead of GLOVE?
@3gamergoatsgruff80811 жыл бұрын
I bought this game literally two days after they talked about it in the Downpour LP, seeing it here finally, with dat intro, mhmmmm. Bliss.
@manabluerose8 жыл бұрын
That was actually the longest fucking opening I've ever seen in a PS1 game. Goddamn.
@ryanwamback660411 жыл бұрын
When I started this video I was wondering "What the heck is gonna to happen." lol
@KingGroot11 жыл бұрын
Love these PSX era and earlier games. Just the fight to control your character in a panic is the best
@AdventuresofaGeek11 жыл бұрын
I remember this game when I was young. My brother had it and when he let me play it, I could never make it past the third stage / section. I guess those games that drove you crazy as a kid, sticks with you as some of the best memories. ^_^
@EggFuhrer11 жыл бұрын
it is physically impossible to have watched the whole video by now! by i'm commenting because i love you guys!
@SatelliteJAG11 жыл бұрын
holy poops, that cg intro was better than a lot of various short cg cut scenes on early to mid ps2 games, I loved it
@CartoonHangout9 жыл бұрын
My brother had this game as a kid and it gave me nightmares lol.
@kingdolani11 жыл бұрын
Geez. That was like the microwave hallway but with vampires.
@RotundRager2 жыл бұрын
"Professor Layton comes in with an AK." Now there's a Professor Layton game I would get replay value out of!
@SonOfMeme8 жыл бұрын
"There is a locked locker. Open the lock?"
@Saint_Sekyuritai284910 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! I ENJOY YOUR ANGER!!
@islamroks119 жыл бұрын
YOUR FRUSTRATION IS MY COCAINE AND YOUR RAGE MY HEROIN! I WANT ANOTHER!
@dobitdibsiter48379 жыл бұрын
when Pat said "off the street" He meant the script.
@aridflesh32486 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Countdown: Vampshits!
@Taractis11 жыл бұрын
"Stun Globe" is my favorite part.
@RockDaHouse69011 жыл бұрын
5:29 "what the heck is gonna to happen?" Now that's some quality translating right there.
@wingponymedic236011 жыл бұрын
1-"whats new in their shitsorm today?" 2-Countdown vampiers 3-Flashbacks 4- :O
@Mattmatt747411 жыл бұрын
I love the unspecified "drunk" playthroughs!
@comicbookhipster450611 жыл бұрын
i like how mat casually bring up the my little sister couldn't possibly be this cute reference
@dnangelfan2411 жыл бұрын
Yes. I've been waiting for this moment since the RE2 playthrough.
@tylermoellering267111 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this since I saw the Downpour playthrough
@blkswrdsman11 жыл бұрын
It's never a complete best friends video without the mention of tank controls.
@ThatKarin11 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't even like realistic size" Because Hitomi J-cup is...totally realistic.
@xAxLxExCx11 жыл бұрын
That is the greatest image I have ever portrayed in my head.
@Artyom4206911 жыл бұрын
Billy Cohen killing vampires using Steve Burnside's gun with bad tank controls 10/10
@JesseJaceThomas11 жыл бұрын
Despite the countdown, I failed to meet the vampire deadline. Now I'm up for a vampire performance review.
@hp12343411 жыл бұрын
My god, the "b" is right next to the "v" on the keyboard. That means that someone accidentally typed "stun globe" instead of "stun glove" and they were just like "fuck it, just roll with it".
@IceeFenix11 жыл бұрын
I beat this when it came out, and have been looking forward to this for 2 years. Full LP!
@Buriedwithdrawingpad11 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they played it, I never thought it would happen after watching downpour! XD Pat, I loved you!
@TonyLvsUp11 жыл бұрын
It was probably called "Stun Globe" because v and b are next to each other on the keyboard
@noodl3boy11 жыл бұрын
This intro never gets old, so good.
@B1GMAC51011 жыл бұрын
3:50 he's just breaking ice to make the perfect cocktail, yeah, i read bartender.
@splinterwyatt11 жыл бұрын
That baccarat puzzle was from either 999 or virtues last reward in a lounge room i think.
@beinfilms11 жыл бұрын
Had me worried for a moment there. I almost went to bed without watching a Shitstorm!
@Critiqu311 жыл бұрын
never in my life have I been so relieved to hear somebody complain about tank controls
@Texan_Patriot4 жыл бұрын
" Club Leagan " ? Did they mean Club REAGAN? CLUB GIPPER?!😎👌🤣😲 Edit : " Stun Globe " ? Stun GLOVE? TYPO HELL!
@feist__11 жыл бұрын
Pat finally gets tank controls and then complains about it i love you
@chriscos12311 жыл бұрын
"Before you die, i'm going to tell you a little secret, just to make it so that you REALLY don't want to die.
@IArtGod11 жыл бұрын
My innerchild starting crying like he just got the new iPhone when I found out this was the last one.
@BurninJester11 жыл бұрын
Pat never stop talking about tank controls. I love them, too.
@deemel598611 жыл бұрын
Imagine little Pat jr sitting on his new bicycle he got for his bday, driving around and yelling at the top of his lungs 'IT HAS FUCKING TANK CONTROLS!!!!'
@KnightofDarkSorrow11 жыл бұрын
Fiiiiinally! Glad you guys got around to doing this game.
@OldIronJohnson11 жыл бұрын
Grats man, you made me do a spit take with ice cream. At least the keys aren't permanently stuck together.
@TheAeroMechanic11 жыл бұрын
They should've just called this game "Countdown: Tank Controls"
@fbispecialagentfrancisyork45711 жыл бұрын
There's more of us than you'd think, but less than you'd hope.
@Jasper_Silva11 жыл бұрын
And remember kids: when fighting vampires expose AS MUCH SKIN AS YOU CAN!
@EbonyMasks11 жыл бұрын
Wait.. Stun Globe? -Looks down at keyboard- Wow, they did not make that typo with glove.
@HungrySmileDog11 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most nostalgic games ever for me
@deatheven1311 жыл бұрын
Best opening cutscene ever!
@xxwalakopangalanxx11 жыл бұрын
What a mysterious stun globe.
@ChronoTwist11 жыл бұрын
Nooo! xD You guys said you wouldn't play this during Downpour! NOW I HAVE TO WATCH THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. AUUGH. IT HURTS ME MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU.
@Dwickeh11 жыл бұрын
"WHAT THE HECK IS GONNA TO HAPPEN?!" I DONT KNOW!
@CrimsonAlice11 жыл бұрын
If you get blood from any type hun, then you likely have AB+ as that is who can get blood from all other types. But those who get YOUR blood must also be AB+. O- is the type that can give to all others, but it can only get blood from other O- donors. But, thats in terms of red blood cells. Now, if the plasma separated out(the clear fluid that the red cells travel in) THAT is your universal donation. Each pint used is for cells,plasma,and platelets and can save 3 different ppl at a time! =)
@AddictGeniusx100011 жыл бұрын
Pat is gonna make a film where he just gets angry at everyone who hates Tank Controls and hes gonna do it in a Tank Control like fashion
@STINKY179011 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that is fucking amazing. Someone needs to draw this.
@EHKOS11 жыл бұрын
Not to mention if you play as a Malk you're in for the ride of your life.
@StacheJr850111 жыл бұрын
After reading this,i was toying with the idea of creating 6 different francis york morgans...and sending them ALL HERE MWAHMWAHMWAHMWAH