Does it imply this guy has a bunch of premade "Next time, I won't miss." arrows ? "Next time, I won't miss. Please discard if you were hit."
@manicchild78279 жыл бұрын
Furymgs3 If I was a ninja with a crossbow I would do that
@dullroar26733 жыл бұрын
"Please return this card"
@AJPwny2 жыл бұрын
@@dullroar2673 "I should've bought more but I forgot, I was busy in ninja school"
@retrogamelover2012 Жыл бұрын
The part where Matt just bursts into laughter gets me every time.
@jaygooese4242 Жыл бұрын
Yes it is 2:40
@iamnuff19923 жыл бұрын
Mat has a strong point. Strapping "Next time, I won't miss" notes to every arrow you fire makes your bad aim look intentional, and if you actually manage to hit then they'll be too dead to call you out on your bullshit.
@RingLight111 жыл бұрын
Assume he did kill the guy with the arrow. What would the police think when they saw a guy pierced with an arrow with a note attached that said "NEXT TIME I WON'T MISS"?
@SquirrelN11 жыл бұрын
The press would probably say they're after a ninja who lacks confidence.
@Mareepu10 жыл бұрын
Cthulu , everytime he hits someone he's all 'uuuujgh, now I have to _actually_ go down there and change the message, fuck my life.'
@gabegibbons629010 жыл бұрын
Woolie attempts to shoot an arrow at Matt and Pat to steal their pie, and then he says" Next time, I won't miss"
@Knijnen6610 жыл бұрын
these are my favourite youtubers. ever.
@DrayLoco Жыл бұрын
Still facts
@therealbfunke9 күн бұрын
Honestly these are some of the only let's play from this era that didn't age
@furiscafynn627510 жыл бұрын
You both keep apologising after attempting of our accent and dialogue. Please don't apologise, and please don't stop- shit is hilarious
@Mareepu10 жыл бұрын
alldayagain , you've been a bad, bad girl.
@RBizzle70710 жыл бұрын
Pat, you were my favorite Best Friend until I watched this video and you talked shit about Sailor Jupiter! Looks like i'll have to side with Woolie and his pie stealing ways now.
@slickpulla0710 жыл бұрын
26.15 was epic hardest I heard Matt laugh on his own
@blackgirlanimefan159 жыл бұрын
26:14 is the best laugh i've ever heard from Matt
@RyosukeKazumi9 жыл бұрын
It surely is
@Kingkong223359 жыл бұрын
agreed
@jimmyelkordy37528 жыл бұрын
It is
@finowa7 жыл бұрын
His reaction to scientist Heather in SH3 is up there too
@RobertRottenThe2nd10 жыл бұрын
when everything is cursed, nothing is.
@dragonlover71969 жыл бұрын
"...Hehaha-and when everyone's super...! _No one will be._"
@jedimike76229 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this. And your username.
@nanomasa9293 жыл бұрын
Truer words were never said. And then Sportacus will fall.
@BreadandFaxes4 жыл бұрын
This whole game is just that one chapter in eternal darkness
@Mareepu10 жыл бұрын
No one remembers Sailor Pluto... I _barely_ remember Sailor Pluto, but she's huge, tan, and comes with a badass weapon as standard.
@telesticHarlequin7 жыл бұрын
And also is canonically lesbian I think, so that's cool honestly.
@RanMouri825 жыл бұрын
@Lucia Really? I thought she was into King Endymion. Pluto's stuck guarding the time gate, regardless.
@mikeylambda13228 жыл бұрын
Matt: Alright we're playing Pat: No I don't wanna
@lavaking9 жыл бұрын
I really want to see a full playthrough of this. Off-brand survival horror games are the best games.
@LtRockyM30910 жыл бұрын
People should put notes saying "Next time, I won't miss" on all their arrows.
@abelq80084 жыл бұрын
Just gonna light a candle here for what once was.
@RkAdefilmz10 жыл бұрын
Pat is the 11th Doctor confirmed.
@FanaticPride10 жыл бұрын
Snake himself said it, must be true
@samuelkilby391810 жыл бұрын
"Next time, I won't miss." It's too great!!
@VVxFan10 жыл бұрын
Am I the only person who thought Matts 'Oh my god' whilst he was laughing sounded like that woman from the chestburster scene in Alien?
@dizzirablackrose10 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, you're right!!! xDDD
@VVxFan10 жыл бұрын
Cora Diez Im so glad Im not the only one who thought so!! XD
@dizzirablackrose10 жыл бұрын
VVxFan and you commented about this in February! Someone finally saw it! XD
@MrFallout3man9 жыл бұрын
Dizzira Blackrose or "there eating her, then there going to eat me OH MY GOD!"
@MaxDamageProductions11 жыл бұрын
"NEXT TIME I WON'T MISS." That has to be the greatest message in video game history.
@Katfuzzmunchkin10 жыл бұрын
"Jupiter is the worst!" Pat confirmed for shit taste. Unsubscribed, flagged, reported, called the cops.
@Mareepu10 жыл бұрын
Told on to mom, systematically shunned at the playground.
@HashUpAshole9 жыл бұрын
Shitiest tastes indeed.
@frostyboi81469 жыл бұрын
Exiled to nowhere's ville in the shame car.
@Youg00dbr09 жыл бұрын
Thrown into a Woolie hole, and swarmed by Street sharks
@ledzeppelinfan10017 жыл бұрын
featuring John Leguizamo
@chiyo-chanholocaust81437 жыл бұрын
In the next encounter the ninja actually hits you with an arrow, with a note written "SEE? I TOLD YOU"
@S4UCYJ4CK8 жыл бұрын
my cat died 2 days ago and I've been crying nonstop and Matt's Yes, yuk it up, 1890s style! is the first thing to make me genuinely laugh thanks, guys
@HashUpAshole10 жыл бұрын
"Jupiter is the worst!" Pat 2013
@mariecarie19 жыл бұрын
*grabs a torch and pitchfork* GET 'IM!!!!
@bigchooch44345 жыл бұрын
Smelling salts work because ammonia makes you breathe in hard to get oxygen in your system, which is why they're so commonly associated with people who faint due to lack of oxygen to the brain.
@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany8 жыл бұрын
Sailor fucking Jupiter, you cowards. Because I like my women to be giant, brawny, and to be amazing cooks. Also, super-talented.
@TooMuchSascha8 жыл бұрын
I read that as "amazing cocks" and it still seemed to be in line with Jupiter's character
@AJPwny8 жыл бұрын
Ugh. "Itchy. Tasty." That was the spookiest thing I remember from Resident Evil 1. It creeps me out to this day, for some unknown reason.
@dullroar26738 жыл бұрын
It shows that the mooks you've been running from/killing were regular humans at some point. I'm not a horror scholar, but I also don't remember a lot of zombie fiction prior to RE1 showing the zombification process in such intimate, agonizing terms. In the Romero trilogy you mostly just got killed by the zombies and then came back after you were mauled. In Resident Evil you caught some disease and sloooooowly started to rot from the inside until even your brain was gone.
@AJPwny8 жыл бұрын
Dull Roar Yeah, Resident Evil really nailed that feeling of loss & sadness. Reading through the notes & documents left behind, you see that these people had lives & families before the outbreak. It really got me immersed in the story & the game as a whole seeing those personal little touches. I remember there was a will left behind where a researcher writes to a loved one, describing how his colleagues have all turned & there's no humanity left in their eyes. He even said he himself was slowly turning, & was losing his memories even as he wrote his last words.
@MetalGearRexPilot11 жыл бұрын
26:15 is so perfect you want to think it's planned. But Matt's laugh is so heartwarming it's hard to believe yourself.
@shadowdroid77610 жыл бұрын
Sailor Mars is my choice of Sailor Scout
@lakepaco9 жыл бұрын
oh, i love it when one of them loses their shit... XD
@YouLikeKrabbyPattiesDontYou10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I assumed the ninja's note was like, a warning shot.
@OldIronJohnson10 жыл бұрын
The best warning shot is one that really makes a point to whoever finds the body. (Shoot them in the head is what I'm getting at here.)
@mikethemotormouthАй бұрын
They really should have retitled this season of Shitstorm to Revenge of the Fart Gas
@RadJordy10 жыл бұрын
"Of course we'll play it!" More like: "Of Curse we'll play it!" Curse...curse...course? Ah, fuggit.
@Pnoot10 жыл бұрын
That was the best warning shot in anything ever.
@bravo07510 жыл бұрын
Oh the fart gas shitstorm...
@reneecliche11 жыл бұрын
Dude this is my very first Shitstorm, and I must say, I am loving these videos so much. x)
@namegoeshere52206 жыл бұрын
Rightfully so indeed. As a Tennessean I would HATE to be compared with THOSE Kentucky people.
@radioperilsnosurprise182011 жыл бұрын
The Sailor Moon talk in the shitstorm series lately encouraged me to watch the show. I'm on episode 7 and I'm really enjoying it so far. Thanks guys :) Something to cheer me up in between episodes of Ergo Proxy.
@AedanBlackheart9 жыл бұрын
lol the description is from the mummy
@Tearonex8 жыл бұрын
I was looking all over for this one, that arrow thing is stupid and awesome...
@Tearonex7 жыл бұрын
26:12
@ronik8098 жыл бұрын
how would a padlock stop a doorknob from opening the door?
@TooMuchSascha8 жыл бұрын
Because this is a survival horror game
@ic3mancometh2397 жыл бұрын
Because there's no time
@Spore10183 жыл бұрын
I clicked toward a later part of the video and ended up in a near frame match on them looking into the toilet lol
@Rayner99er11 жыл бұрын
if there is any soundtrack that scares me, it's the backwards song of healing
@mattman4887 жыл бұрын
Three years later, still incredible!!
@PageofLegend10 жыл бұрын
This "X Box One" and "X Box Original" stuff is becoming confusing. I wish they would have just called the new one "X Box 720". Playstation seems to have their console names in order.
@mariecarie19 жыл бұрын
And they all lived happily ever after ...
@darkavanger1308 Жыл бұрын
Miss you guys
@kai068710 жыл бұрын
Chip chop chip dip...
@RanMouri824 жыл бұрын
10:15 "He's got a baby in his stomach." The prophecy of Death Stranding.
@MhnFive10 жыл бұрын
Yo, watch Trapped in the closet
@megsandy795110 жыл бұрын
♪So I pulled out my gun!♫ *every one screams*
@KaninUsagi11 жыл бұрын
Matt's 1890's voice is absolutely hilarious. He should do it more often.
@Kazeromaru10 жыл бұрын
Interesting to note, all the sailor scouts were 13 years old... so there's that.
@FreedomHero49 жыл бұрын
***** They were still teenagers when it came out I think, except for Liam
@Kazeromaru9 жыл бұрын
FreedomHero4 It's more so the idea that the animators made these elaborate, sexualized transformation sequences for a bunch of underage girls. But yeah, I think Liam retroactively animated it through time travel of some sort. You know, the time machine in his basement. New Lore Commence.
@donaldtwump54287 жыл бұрын
Sajirou Plays It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine Don't worry bout' it
@telesticHarlequin7 жыл бұрын
Wait no, put the apostrophe at the beginning, like 'bout.
@donaldtwump54287 жыл бұрын
1mrgame3 .................shit. Fuck it! let it stand as evidence of my stupidity! Thanks man.
@DirtyDan46592 жыл бұрын
We miss u sbf. I watched these LPs while I grew into a man.
@ukik764310 жыл бұрын
aww don't hate on jupiter XDD
@danhectic56295 жыл бұрын
sentient volumetric crud vapors are super scary you guys...
@Cal60096 жыл бұрын
Wait, why was Sailor Moon a moon while the rest were planets?
@Julia99011 жыл бұрын
I just love they're half-arsed attempts of making a letter in game sound interesting!
@solidzdar4679 жыл бұрын
Pat it was budokai 3 not tenkaiechi
@IArtGod11 жыл бұрын
When Matt went crazy with the directional aim. One of the best moments in TBFP
@Vulji10 жыл бұрын
Go easy on the sailor senshi you guys. They are only middle school girls...
@keylaymusic11 жыл бұрын
"Next time, I won't miss." I was finished off with that. The tears wont stop.
@Proff0ak10 жыл бұрын
"Curse The Eye of Isis"-Lindsey Graham's new show.
@Zurufication11 жыл бұрын
I really wish I could watch them play through this just to hear their reaction to each one. I love it. ESPECIALLY 5 and 6.
@Stormthewindhog10 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Chibi Moon is the best Sailor Scout!
@AsiniusNaso11 жыл бұрын
No, you see, the ninja's actually quite clever. If he's only going after one guy and he attaches that note, then if he kills the guy then he can just steal back his note with none the wiser. Now he never seems incompetent!
@SegaSonic272710 жыл бұрын
i don't think hair up is attractive either
@dizzirablackrose10 жыл бұрын
I'm a girl, and I agree. Unless its pigtails.
@ChrisHominski10 жыл бұрын
I a girl
@09zoulzm11 жыл бұрын
That sigh at the end... It was Pat being released from the powers of the fart gas.
@DibbzTheLoner10 жыл бұрын
Jupiter is the best. Pat may be the smartest of the zaibatsu, but he has shit taste in waifus (Rise? Seriously?)
@dyldragon110 жыл бұрын
HEY MAN RISE IS BEST GIRL
@dyldragon19 жыл бұрын
^No, Chie is worst girl
@WesSearles11 жыл бұрын
"NEXT TIME, I WON'T MISS." Probably the highest point of Mat's career, never again will he experience that level of bliss xD
@SquirrelN11 жыл бұрын
That was probably the best line I've heard in the shitstorm series this year. I'd wear it.
@lilianachavarriaga856011 жыл бұрын
I know how pathetic this is going to sound but you guys make my day worthwhile. Thank you and never change.
@TankDragonSherman4 жыл бұрын
Mr steal yo menthol
@matagy11 жыл бұрын
Pat's defeated sigh at the end really just summed up the video nicely
@watchingrob11 жыл бұрын
I love these guys so much. The ending was so classic.
@superturkle3 жыл бұрын
23:18 fart gas has taken hold
@DestroPrime8211 жыл бұрын
We never hear Matts piss in his pants laughter enough. more side splitting laughter please!
@illeatyourself11 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering why a warning shot from a ninja that says "Next time I won't miss," is so funny.
@OtherBross11 жыл бұрын
When you put it like that, it's pretty good. Shows some forethought. Haha.
@TrollerSkatez3311 жыл бұрын
Last years Shirtstorm spawned their Eternal Darkness LP. I'm so pumped to find out what the end of this years has for us!
@ohmphelgm11 жыл бұрын
Matt's 1890's yucking it up voice is the best part of this video
@JoeTAC11 жыл бұрын
Matt's The Mummy 2 reference in the "about" too priceless.
@brennaokeefe337210 жыл бұрын
good reference to the mummy guys! i love that movie!
@marvelwhopesdc11 жыл бұрын
lovin the mummy 2 reference in the description
@GuyWithBadHair11 жыл бұрын
Lucas Kane and his sick Mayan kung-fu skills for the brawl character select!
@Cs-zp5sr5 жыл бұрын
Legendary note.
@poingupoingu11 жыл бұрын
I love you guys! If I wasn't a poor bastard I would by /all/ your tshirts!
@xXEpicDarkWolfieXx11 жыл бұрын
"YES, YES...YUCK IT UP....1890s STYLE." XD Matt...you are amazing. i love your dramatic voices.
@UrobourosZero11 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the more jokes they will make from that playthrough! I want it!
@SorakuFett11 жыл бұрын
I like that Mummy 2 reference in the desc.
@Pittsman7111 жыл бұрын
Hey! That Simpson episode with the museum had that awesome joke in the Russian District!
@LadyOtacon11 жыл бұрын
Matt's laugh at 25:16 just makes my day.
@AlphaHawkP11 жыл бұрын
Nice Mummy Returns quote in the description, Matt =)
@HellsAsylum11 жыл бұрын
I liked the sailor moon discussion as well as the unintentionally funny ninja.
@Innocuouswolf11 жыл бұрын
The description refers to The Mummy Returns by Universal pictures! Never thought i'd live to see the day!
@Realityisgone11 жыл бұрын
Next Time... You.
@Taisuru11 жыл бұрын
Best Matt laugh in all of their videos in with that note.
@angelogenesantos11 жыл бұрын
the fact that pat was being unhype is also funny. I also lost it when they checked the note in the crossbow.
@MrRAFalcone11 жыл бұрын
this intro sequence gets me every time...
@max20201211 жыл бұрын
Fart Gass for next brawl!, and Trapped in the closet was the longest and strangest music video I've ever sat through in my entire short life.
@intevolver11 жыл бұрын
Ending on that sigh was excellent. David Cage as a character!