Curse The Eye of Isis - Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

[@Furymgs3]

Does it imply this guy has a bunch of premade "Next time, I won't miss." arrows ? "Next time, I won't miss. Please discard if you were hit."

[@manicchild7827]

Furymgs3 If I was a ninja with a crossbow I would do that

[@dullroar2673]

"Please return this card"

[@AJPwny]

@@dullroar2673 "I should've bought more but I forgot, I was busy in ninja school"

[@retrogamelover2012]

The part where Matt just bursts into laughter gets me every time.

[@jaygooese4242]

Yes it is 2:40

[@iamnuff1992]

Mat has a strong point. Strapping "Next time, I won't miss" notes to every arrow you fire makes your bad aim look intentional, and if you actually manage to hit then they'll be too dead to call you out on your bullshit.

[@RingLight1]

Assume he did kill the guy with the arrow. What would the police think when they saw a guy pierced with an arrow with a note attached that said "NEXT TIME I WON'T MISS"?

[@SquirrelN]

The press would probably say they're after a ninja who lacks confidence.

[@Mareepu]

Cthulu , everytime he hits someone he's all 'uuuujgh, now I have to _actually_ go down there and change the message, fuck my life.'

[@gabegibbons6290]

Woolie attempts to shoot an arrow at Matt and Pat to steal their pie, and then he says" Next time, I won't miss"

[@Knijnen66]

these are my favourite youtubers. ever.

[@DrayLoco]

Still facts

[@therealbfunke]

Honestly these are some of the only let's play from this era that didn't age

[@furiscafynn6275]

You both keep apologising after attempting of our accent and dialogue. Please don't apologise, and please don't stop- shit is hilarious

[@Mareepu]

alldayagain , you've been a bad, bad girl.

[@RBizzle707]

Pat, you were my favorite Best Friend until I watched this video and you talked shit about Sailor Jupiter! Looks like i'll have to side with Woolie and his pie stealing ways now.

[@slickpulla07]

26.15 was epic hardest I heard Matt laugh on his own

[@blackgirlanimefan15]

26:14 is the best laugh i've ever heard from Matt

[@RyosukeKazumi]

It surely is

[@Kingkong22335]

agreed

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

It is

[@finowa]

His reaction to scientist Heather in SH3 is up there too

[@RobertRottenThe2nd]

when everything is cursed, nothing is.

[@dragonlover7196]

"...Hehaha-and when everyone's super...! _No one will be._"

[@jedimike7622]

I appreciate this. And your username.

[@nanomasa929]

Truer words were never said. And then Sportacus will fall.

[@BreadandFaxes]

This whole game is just that one chapter in eternal darkness

[@Mareepu]

No one remembers Sailor Pluto... I _barely_ remember Sailor Pluto, but she's huge, tan, and comes with a badass weapon as standard.

[@telesticHarlequin]

And also is canonically lesbian I think, so that's cool honestly.

[@RanMouri82]

@Lucia Really? I thought she was into King Endymion. Pluto's stuck guarding the time gate, regardless.

[@mikeylambda1322]

Matt: Alright we're playing Pat: No I don't wanna

[@lavaking]

I really want to see a full playthrough of this. Off-brand survival horror games are the best games.

[@LtRockyM309]

People should put notes saying "Next time, I won't miss" on all their arrows.

[@abelq8008]

Just gonna light a candle here for what once was.

[@RkAdefilmz]

Pat is the 11th Doctor confirmed.

[@FanaticPride]

Snake himself said it, must be true

[@samuelkilby3918]

"Next time, I won't miss." It's too great!!

[@VVxFan]

Am I the only person who thought Matts 'Oh my god' whilst he was laughing sounded like that woman from the chestburster scene in Alien?

[@dizzirablackrose]

Holy shit, you're right!!! xDDD

[@VVxFan]

Cora Diez Im so glad Im not the only one who thought so!! XD

[@dizzirablackrose]

VVxFan and you commented about this in February! Someone finally saw it! XD

[@MrFallout3man]

Dizzira Blackrose or "there eating her, then there going to eat me OH MY GOD!"

[@MaxDamageProductions]

"NEXT TIME I WON'T MISS." That has to be the greatest message in video game history.

[@Katfuzzmunchkin]

"Jupiter is the worst!" Pat confirmed for shit taste. Unsubscribed, flagged, reported, called the cops.

[@Mareepu]

Told on to mom, systematically shunned at the playground.

[@HashUpAshole]

Shitiest tastes indeed.

[@frostyboi8146]

Exiled to nowhere's ville in the shame car.

[@Youg00dbr0]

Thrown into a Woolie hole, and swarmed by Street sharks

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

featuring John Leguizamo

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

In the next encounter the ninja actually hits you with an arrow, with a note written "SEE? I TOLD YOU"

[@S4UCYJ4CK]

my cat died 2 days ago and I've been crying nonstop and Matt's Yes, yuk it up, 1890s style! is the first thing to make me genuinely laugh thanks, guys

[@HashUpAshole]

"Jupiter is the worst!" Pat 2013

[@mariecarie1]

*grabs a torch and pitchfork* GET 'IM!!!!

[@bigchooch4434]

Smelling salts work because ammonia makes you breathe in hard to get oxygen in your system, which is why they're so commonly associated with people who faint due to lack of oxygen to the brain.

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

Sailor fucking Jupiter, you cowards. Because I like my women to be giant, brawny, and to be amazing cooks. Also, super-talented.

[@TooMuchSascha]

I read that as "amazing cocks" and it still seemed to be in line with Jupiter's character

[@AJPwny]

Ugh. "Itchy. Tasty." That was the spookiest thing I remember from Resident Evil 1. It creeps me out to this day, for some unknown reason.

[@dullroar2673]

It shows that the mooks you've been running from/killing were regular humans at some point. I'm not a horror scholar, but I also don't remember a lot of zombie fiction prior to RE1 showing the zombification process in such intimate, agonizing terms. In the Romero trilogy you mostly just got killed by the zombies and then came back after you were mauled. In Resident Evil you caught some disease and sloooooowly started to rot from the inside until even your brain was gone.

[@AJPwny]

Dull Roar Yeah, Resident Evil really nailed that feeling of loss & sadness. Reading through the notes & documents left behind, you see that these people had lives & families before the outbreak. It really got me immersed in the story & the game as a whole seeing those personal little touches. I remember there was a will left behind where a researcher writes to a loved one, describing how his colleagues have all turned & there's no humanity left in their eyes. He even said he himself was slowly turning, & was losing his memories even as he wrote his last words.

[@MetalGearRexPilot]

26:15 is so perfect you want to think it's planned. But Matt's laugh is so heartwarming it's hard to believe yourself.

[@shadowdroid776]

Sailor Mars is my choice of Sailor Scout

[@lakepaco]

oh, i love it when one of them loses their shit... XD

[@YouLikeKrabbyPattiesDontYou]

Yeah, I assumed the ninja's note was like, a warning shot.

[@OldIronJohnson]

The best warning shot is one that really makes a point to whoever finds the body. (Shoot them in the head is what I'm getting at here.)

[@mikethemotormouth]

They really should have retitled this season of Shitstorm to Revenge of the Fart Gas

[@RadJordy]

"Of course we'll play it!" More like: "Of Curse we'll play it!" Curse...curse...course? Ah, fuggit.

[@Pnoot]

That was the best warning shot in anything ever.

[@bravo075]

Oh the fart gas shitstorm...

[@reneecliche]

Dude this is my very first Shitstorm, and I must say, I am loving these videos so much. x)

[@namegoeshere5220]

Rightfully so indeed. As a Tennessean I would HATE to be compared with THOSE Kentucky people.

[@radioperilsnosurprise1820]

The Sailor Moon talk in the shitstorm series lately encouraged me to watch the show. I'm on episode 7 and I'm really enjoying it so far. Thanks guys :) Something to cheer me up in between episodes of Ergo Proxy.

[@AedanBlackheart]

lol the description is from the mummy

[@Tearonex]

I was looking all over for this one, that arrow thing is stupid and awesome...

[@Tearonex]

26:12

[@ronik809]

how would a padlock stop a doorknob from opening the door?

[@TooMuchSascha]

Because this is a survival horror game

[@ic3mancometh239]

Because there's no time

[@Spore1018]

I clicked toward a later part of the video and ended up in a near frame match on them looking into the toilet lol

[@Rayner99er]

if there is any soundtrack that scares me, it's the backwards song of healing

[@mattman488]

Three years later, still incredible!!

[@PageofLegend]

This "X Box One" and "X Box Original" stuff is becoming confusing. I wish they would have just called the new one "X Box 720". Playstation seems to have their console names in order.

[@mariecarie1]

And they all lived happily ever after ...

[@darkavanger1308]

Miss you guys

[@kai0687]

Chip chop chip dip...

[@RanMouri82]

10:15 "He's got a baby in his stomach." The prophecy of Death Stranding.

[@MhnFive]

Yo, watch Trapped in the closet

[@megsandy7951]

♪So I pulled out my gun!♫ *every one screams*

[@KaninUsagi]

Matt's 1890's voice is absolutely hilarious. He should do it more often.

[@Kazeromaru]

Interesting to note, all the sailor scouts were 13 years old... so there's that.

[@FreedomHero4]

***** They were still teenagers when it came out I think, except for Liam

[@Kazeromaru]

FreedomHero4 It's more so the idea that the animators made these elaborate, sexualized transformation sequences for a bunch of underage girls. But yeah, I think Liam retroactively animated it through time travel of some sort. You know, the time machine in his basement. New Lore Commence.

[@donaldtwump5428]

Sajirou Plays It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine Don't worry bout' it

[@telesticHarlequin]

Wait no, put the apostrophe at the beginning, like 'bout.

[@donaldtwump5428]

1mrgame3 .................shit. Fuck it! let it stand as evidence of my stupidity! Thanks man.

[@DirtyDan4659]

We miss u sbf. I watched these LPs while I grew into a man.

[@ukik7643]

aww don't hate on jupiter XDD

[@danhectic5629]

sentient volumetric crud vapors are super scary you guys...

[@Cal6009]

Wait, why was Sailor Moon a moon while the rest were planets?

[@Julia990]

I just love they're half-arsed attempts of making a letter in game sound interesting!

[@solidzdar467]

Pat it was budokai 3 not tenkaiechi

[@IArtGod]

When Matt went crazy with the directional aim. One of the best moments in TBFP

[@Vulji]

Go easy on the sailor senshi you guys. They are only middle school girls...

[@keylaymusic]

"Next time, I won't miss." I was finished off with that. The tears wont stop.

[@Proff0ak]

"Curse The Eye of Isis"-Lindsey Graham's new show.

[@Zurufication]

I really wish I could watch them play through this just to hear their reaction to each one. I love it. ESPECIALLY 5 and 6.

[@Stormthewindhog]

Everyone knows Chibi Moon is the best Sailor Scout!

[@AsiniusNaso]

No, you see, the ninja's actually quite clever. If he's only going after one guy and he attaches that note, then if he kills the guy then he can just steal back his note with none the wiser. Now he never seems incompetent!

[@SegaSonic2727]

i don't think hair up is attractive either

[@dizzirablackrose]

I'm a girl, and I agree. Unless its pigtails.

[@ChrisHominski]

I a girl

[@09zoulzm]

That sigh at the end... It was Pat being released from the powers of the fart gas.

[@DibbzTheLoner]

Jupiter is the best. Pat may be the smartest of the zaibatsu, but he has shit taste in waifus (Rise? Seriously?)

[@dyldragon1]

HEY MAN RISE IS BEST GIRL

[@dyldragon1]

^No, Chie is worst girl

[@WesSearles]

"NEXT TIME, I WON'T MISS." Probably the highest point of Mat's career, never again will he experience that level of bliss xD

[@SquirrelN]

That was probably the best line I've heard in the shitstorm series this year. I'd wear it.

[@lilianachavarriaga8560]

I know how pathetic this is going to sound but you guys make my day worthwhile. Thank you and never change.

[@TankDragonSherman]

Mr steal yo menthol

[@matagy]

Pat's defeated sigh at the end really just summed up the video nicely

[@watchingrob]

I love these guys so much. The ending was so classic.

[@superturkle]

23:18 fart gas has taken hold

[@DestroPrime82]

We never hear Matts piss in his pants laughter enough. more side splitting laughter please!

[@illeatyourself]

I'm wondering why a warning shot from a ninja that says "Next time I won't miss," is so funny.

[@OtherBross]

When you put it like that, it's pretty good. Shows some forethought. Haha.

[@TrollerSkatez33]

Last years Shirtstorm spawned their Eternal Darkness LP. I'm so pumped to find out what the end of this years has for us!

[@ohmphelgm]

Matt's 1890's yucking it up voice is the best part of this video

[@JoeTAC]

Matt's The Mummy 2 reference in the "about" too priceless.

[@brennaokeefe3372]

good reference to the mummy guys! i love that movie!

[@marvelwhopesdc]

lovin the mummy 2 reference in the description

[@GuyWithBadHair]

Lucas Kane and his sick Mayan kung-fu skills for the brawl character select!

[@Cs-zp5sr]

Legendary note.

[@poingupoingu]

I love you guys! If I wasn't a poor bastard I would by /all/ your tshirts!

[@xXEpicDarkWolfieXx]

"YES, YES...YUCK IT UP....1890s STYLE." XD Matt...you are amazing. i love your dramatic voices.

[@UrobourosZero]

I can just imagine the more jokes they will make from that playthrough! I want it!

[@SorakuFett]

I like that Mummy 2 reference in the desc.

[@Pittsman71]

Hey! That Simpson episode with the museum had that awesome joke in the Russian District!

[@LadyOtacon]

Matt's laugh at 25:16 just makes my day.

[@AlphaHawkP]

Nice Mummy Returns quote in the description, Matt =)

[@HellsAsylum]

I liked the sailor moon discussion as well as the unintentionally funny ninja.

[@Innocuouswolf]

The description refers to The Mummy Returns by Universal pictures! Never thought i'd live to see the day!

[@Realityisgone]

Next Time... You.

[@Taisuru]

Best Matt laugh in all of their videos in with that note.

[@angelogenesantos]

the fact that pat was being unhype is also funny. I also lost it when they checked the note in the crossbow.

[@MrRAFalcone]

this intro sequence gets me every time...

[@max202012]

Fart Gass for next brawl!, and Trapped in the closet was the longest and strangest music video I've ever sat through in my entire short life.

[@intevolver]

Ending on that sigh was excellent. David Cage as a character!

[@Taxafolia]

matt lost his shit then i lost my shit