Couples! Do NOT Shower Together!

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Video Directed by Eric Shepard
Recorded at Laugh Fest in Grand Rapids, MI

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends, thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in Albany, Nashville, Raleigh, Austin, Buffalo and more. Tix at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

[@jashanestone]

Congrats on the new position on The Daily Show. No longer in the back rooms all day during rehearsal!! 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🎉

[@medusareigns]

Josh was disappointed recently 😔 and he owns a bathmat

[@dosims911]

josh i really gotta borrow $50 man seriously

[@gregbabcock9900]

Well polished and current, that man is a force on the rise. What a career to watch

[@sidygueye9185]

​@@medusareigns😂😂😢😂😢6

[@Annonymight]

Shower sex is for rich people with rainfall showers and separate shower stalls and jacuzzi tub... the rest of us need to avoid going on disability by testing our bath mats.

[@ragantate3995]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@radhiadeedou8286]

There's no amount of money that will make a wet surface not slippery

[@ogskullomania3119]

Omfg 😅

[@hhhsp951]

Agreed.

[@drphot6050]

Disability?

[@NicciFreeman]

I fell in the shower once, alone, and tried to grab the water for help. It did not help.

[@kimberlyfrey8740]

I love that you admit that. For me it was the shower curtain on a tension rod

[@thisuniquechica]

😅😅😅

[@KingsleyIII]

Learn to waterbend.

[@tonis5140]

I don't understand why I am giggling so hard but at the same time not trying to wake up my bae

[@user-nb6ji4yn4s]

No help at all!! Lol

[@Tim3.14]

Also, sex on a beach is not as romantic as we’ve been told. Anakin wasn’t lying - sand gets everywhere

[@sleepyidiot2010]

Mostly on a hot, muggy night

[@isaackitone]

USA a towel. What's wrong with you? 😂😂😂😂

[@mr.notsonice]

Did it once. One Urinary Tract Infection later I'm not ever doing that again.

[@hellfish2309]

obi wan’s squeeze was Mandalorian royalty - he smashed on the high ground

[@sammierose1150]

EVERYWHERE. 💀

[@KumaChrisVT]

Dude got a injury that required him to be tucked in by a homie lol. That right there is a friend for life, if they are willing to tuck you in every night and help you out of bed every morning.

[@korganrocks3995]

Well, almost every morning... 😄

[@leoparathesweekgeeky7244]

@@korganrocks3995 It's the thought that counts

[@jacksonlangford8681]

Homie’s not a friend at that point, he achieved a one way ticket into the family

[@Anna101shark]

You don't tuck your homies in? Next you're going to tell me you don't kiss them goodnight. 😂

[@LindaMitchell]

My niece would make growling sounds as a baby. I didn't know this until my sister asked me to babysit her. I heard noises coming from the room that she was in and was too scared to go check it out. When the noises stopped, I peaked my head in the room. There was nothing except her. I told my sister the story. She laughed and said that was the baby. That's something _very important_ that you need to tell someone before you leave your monster-noise-making baby.

[@korganrocks3995]

Did you ever get asked to babysit her again? Not to be rude, but if someone told me they heard growling noises from the room my baby was in and didn't rush in to save my baby I'd be pretty upset! 😄

[@tolvera29365]

My niece did the same thing and her little face was bruised from birth. The whites of her eyes was red from broken blood vessels. I had never had a baby scare me up until that point.when she started growling I woke my sister up and said sorry I ain't watching Rosemary's baby lol. Then my grandson woke up laughing like the dolls in haunted houses. I had my husband go to the crib with me. I had never seen a baby wake up laughing. Trust me when I tell you that when a baby wakes up crying it's a blessing lol.😅😅😅

[@cthulhuwu_]

Lol kids are terrifying

[@radhiadeedou8286]

So you thought there was something dangerous in the baby's room and instead of rushing in to make sure she was safe you waited outside?

[@korganrocks3995]

@@radhiadeedou8286Right?!? The number of growling things that could suddenly appear inside a house and also harm an adult are few and far between, but basically anything bigger than a slug could harm a baby.

[@aplaceinthestars3207]

Josh Johnson on stage, all cute and well-spoken, but his stories are just HAY LADIEZ I AM A DISASTER. 😂

[@Boops1111]

I CAN FIX HIM

[@WuraolaFagbamiye]

@@Boops1111the pussy is therapyyyyy 🎵 💀

[@chrismunshaw4855]

... It's so relatable

[@insomniac2007]

He so cute

[@GeneralTacoMiles]

The problem is? Lol

[@themaggattack]

That slow-mo close up from the side view right after he said: "WHOAWAW!" 💀 Made it seem like such a thoughtful and poetic interlude! 🤣

[@sleepyidiot2010]

Yes, the camera is so awkwardly cinematic, I keep thinking this is a febreeze commercial

[@vitranisuber]

I snorted so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Phenomenal editing tbh

[@annainspain5176]

Those eyelashes tho.

[@joelleweetjewel9948]

Yeah, the slow-mo shots look great, but they're a weird choice for a comedy set lol

[@sagesufferswell]

I've been disabled my whole life but only became a wheelchair user in the last 5 years. There's nothing quite like depending on another person for the most basic things. I spend most of my time bedbound and that "Heeeyyy!" Is too real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shalveneburrell7543]

Hi dear, I don't know you but you got this! Sending warm days and happiness your way.

[@sagesufferswell]

The perk is shower chairs and grab bars 😝

[@jimbeam7636]

Hi 5 very nice

[@shishlinsv]

😊😊😊

[@stevenclark1662]

This made me think of Louis cks bit about the wheelchair in the pharmacy window.

[@musicprincess14]

“If I fall during shower sex, I better die” 😂

[@KatsKovers9988]

I like the zooms on Josh’s face like he’s a great philosopher of our time

[@klosnj11]

Isn't he though?

[@jashanestone]

Congrats on finally becoming a correspondent on The Daily Show, Josh! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@briancook3125]

I was surprised, but then I was like “Actually, that makes sense.”

[@sedationnursescalendar92]

And doing a great job!

[@bardnightingale]

I thought he's been writing for them since before the pandemic.

[@miniminott48]

@@bardnightingale You are correct.

[@buckiesmalls]

loved his Sesame Street bit.

[@Cologram]

If I can’t even take a shower by myself without slipping then another person will just double the risk and casualty levels

[@asafoetidajones8181]

@@Cologram I used to be an alcoholic, which meant I just might fall down. I also work at a nursing home, so I knew what a shower fall could do. That's why I put three grab bars in a 6x6 bathroom, two in the shower, even though I was able bodied and 35. I don't drink now but I still use those bars. No interest in falling

[@MirandolinaAmaldin]

I think the odds of falling might go up more than just double. Because there's your risk, your partner's risk and the additional risk because there's an extra person there with you.

[@sneauxone]

1:54 Those towel racks pull out of the wall pretty easily. 😂

[@ELIZABETHTORRES-em3kx]

😂😂

[@joygernautm6641]

My ex-husband and I bought a house from a retired lady who is going into an assisted living facility. There were three solid metal stability bars in our shower.🤣. That was the only time this was possible.

[@DKYarborough]

The “keep your eye on the ball” segment is so relatable. As a kid, I was watching tv in my Cajun grandma’s living room, she’s reading the paper. She says to me, “baby, go look at the clock.” I get up, walk to the kitchen, look at the clock, come back to the living room, sit down, watch t.v. Eventually she says, “well, what time is it?” How the hell was I supposed to know? She didn’t tell me to *read* it, just to look at it, which is exactly what I did.

[@percivalyracanth1528]

I love the intense dramatic closeups followed straightaway by "If i fall during shower sex, i better die" 😂

[@kinsmed]

I don't know anyone that can get away with the pacing you have, Josh. You've really got the audience.

[@BookNerd4Music]

.... sounds like Josh is speaking from experience on this.... lolol

[@samreddig8819]

And he's clicking the whole time

[@DrHDoofenshmirtzphd]

Nah, you ain't grabbing that towel rack. Those small screws aren't supporting your weight. You gonna rip that right out the wall....or so I've heard.

[@gintoki_sakata__]

​@@DrHDoofenshmirtzphd😂, telling on yourself like this is crazy

[@alisalazar334]

@@samreddig8819 Lmfaooo

[@jonahblock]

after I heard josh swipe off the "so high he thought he was a glass of orange juice" joke I have to doubt the legitimacy of anything he says but i still love him

[@ShunJ89]

Some fluids don’t mix well together. What women naturally produce and water don’t mix. You will have a weirdly dry feeling.

[@sondraedwards5205]

Yes

[@tlingitgirl07]

This ^^^^

[@kneeapolytan]

You’re washing off all the good stuff

[@kat8559]

YES

[@MelDarkDeer]

Yep. Watching this, as funny as Josh is and as much I love him, I kept thinking this would go in a different direction if this was a female comedian talking about how shower sex doesn't work.

[@Deeyelle]

"Even if you got the bath mat." 😂

[@DeadInside-ew8qb]

Those suction cups are a lie

[@KromeDome06]

"Right ass" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 One of my favorite jokes to make for quite some years. Thanks for immortalizing it in a much funnier fashion than I ever could.

[@Mr318live]

Even til this day me and this girl laugh about how we almost died in the shower trying professional moves

[@superbiaant]

I noticed you said this girl. She took the out? Lol 😂

[@AllScarsHealTarotcardreader]

@@superbiaantthey separated f buddy’s that always looked for better partners 😂

[@gratefulone6669]

CONCUSSED!!!! 😂😂

[@ragantate3995]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@diletante6800]

One of you is always freezin'.

[@Drekromancer]

This shit. I'd rather be warm and alone than naked and afraid together

[@SavageGreywolf]

1000%, when I first tried shower sex I was like "I have been lied to and bamboozled" specifically I was lied to by Don Johnson, there's this scene from Nash Bridges that's been stuck in my head since I was 13

[@djmecca2141]

Toni Braxton made the black community wanna do this. That unbreak my heart mv scene had us all in a chokehold

[@alwaysbored47]

Dude I'm brown and that scene made me feel like I'd be so sexy with just some water on me.

[@adventureinthesea]

as someone who's in their early 20s and body is falling apart [for me bc of a genetic defect] I died laughing at that part 😂 too relatable LMAO

[@AM-xe4iq]

“Anything with porcelain…that’s too freaky for me” ahahahahaha 😂💀

[@brunoparga]

Somewhere out there, there is a dude telling a joke like "I told my friend my kid couldn't walk yet, just to get him terrified when the boy walked up to him with a creepy stare"

[@xeropulse5745]

The worst part of shower sex in Ireland is that our bathrooms are ICE FUCKING COLD. So the whole time we're fighting over who gets to stand under the tiny little shower head😂

[@ResilientIzShe]

"What in the Boss Baby is going on?" LOL

[@williamcrowe2576]

Simply put, what people do in X-rated movies don't work in real life.

[@dreadcthulhu5]

The greatest lesson one can learn when it comes to that subject: separate porn from real life.

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Counteroffer - I will just get better at shower sex ​@@dreadcthulhu5

[@AvangionQ]

I sense a distinct lack of strength, flexibility, endurance, imagination and adventurousness.

[@nf3982]

Hitting your head on the towel rack ends any sexy time. 🤣

[@eastvandb]

Especially the scenes when they're speaking!

[@Oonagh72]

My husband and I had shower sex and he had a heart attack. (I saved him) True story. Happened last year. So I know for a fact they could be deadly.

[@DanielleSamoneJohnson77]

😮 I'm glad you were there to get him the help he needed. Not that what happened is funny at all, but I do wonder if it would have happened without the activity you were attempting in such a stressful spot. Like which came (no pun intended) first, the chicken or the egg. Wish you both health and peace though. 💝

[@Oonagh72]

@@DanielleSamoneJohnson77from best we can tell it was the exertion. We had planned to go walk some trails that afternoon, so it could have happened then. Basically when was the exact right exertion going to happen.

[@shamanbeartwo3819]

I think I can top everyone's shower stories. I once came close to drowning taking a shower in a hotel. It was back when my epilepsy was really severe and I was taking a shower instead of a bath per doctor's order. I felt a bit dizzy during the shower so I sat down in case I had a seizure. Next thing I know, I come to in a tub of water that had overflowed covering the bathroom floor with a couple of inches of water. During the seizure, I had somehow knocked the drain plug down into place, blacked out, the tub filled and overflowed. Ever since then the first thing I do at a hotel or new place to live is march to the shower and take out the drain plug and put it in another room:)

[@kaykayhawk]

When he said "sound it out" and started screaming "OOOOOOOO!!!" I had to pause for a few minutes because I was CRYING LAUGHING and couldn't stop. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mushroom321-]

😂😂😅

[@TheSongwritingCat]

That got me good

[@eschwarz1003]

the whole shower thing is very contingent on how much space you have

[@napajwolf13]

and whether or not there’s a bench

[@myas9207]

😂😂​@@napajwolf13

[@celestialstar6450]

@@napajwolf13and support bars

[@coda3223]

And grab bars. Universal design for the win.

[@DeadInside-ew8qb]

Hence the rich people showers

[@queenla227]

I AM SCREAMING. That “woah woah waaaahhhh” HAD ME and everyone. 😂😂😂 The sound alone is enough… 🤣🤣

[@anywallsocket]

He’s getting confident enough to riff between jokes and is killing it 😂🙏❤️

[@beingheardmedia6339]

Okay that's not right; you got to WARN somebody about the first five minutes - cause I think I HURT something laughing so hard!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😊

[@katiearcher4475]

I laughed snorted coffee through my nose 😂😂😂

[@katiethejesushippie]

Was it your right ass?😂😂😂

[@solhaher9114]

@@katiethejesushippie😂😂😂

[@giancarlamacaluso]

Shower together… save water 💧

[@iankoladay]

Yes, apply the conservation method

[@Theblackprogressive1911]

I’ve never been this down bad 😭😭😭

[@jashanestone]

And get your balls blasted with super hot water? I'll past. Done this multiple times and hated the experience. My lady and i leaned our lesson. Im too cold and she's too hot. 😂😂😂

[@kissit012]

This only works if you share the same showering conditions

[@nerp27]

That's what my dad taught me.... Right before earth day. I was in first grade. I told the whole class.

[@CStuekey87]

So much fresh content and it hits every single time. Josh is such an underrated performer right now. He's amazing.

[@RaizelSX]

Boy got tucked in by another grown ass man, after he messed his shit up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've been there

[@WaitAMinute1989]

Still can't stop laughing about that scenario

[@TheCasey5401]

Were you in the military? I've been there, too. Lol

[@novalyn.acidgin]

Josh speaking from the heart on this one 😂❤ Also shout out to whoever edited this one. The slowmo shots are cool. 💯

[@tc2241]

I’ve only seen one shower in person that a couple could legitimately use together with zero issues. For the rest of us poor people, no dice

[@autsept7116]

I have heard your news and am so so proud of you. I know your Mother is beyond proud of you. I have been watching you and you are ready. I wish you all the best. Be safe.

[@andreareddorkinghood1371]

This was a great show in person! Shower bit had us dying of laughter. So great. If you are on the fence about getting tickets to a show, just do it. 100% worth it!

[@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289]

His delivery of the word "concussed" had me lolling

[@wPOTH1]

😂 "OOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOO! CHAIR!!" Got me😅

[@ekayn1606]

I had a handicap bathroom, so there were safety rails and a bench! That was my favorite place to hit it!

[@eastvandb]

Two words: rubber bathmat. Okay, I spoke too soon. Guess my suction cups were safer!

[@boricua4483]

8:01, even if he was known to be walking...that's possessed, that's creepy killer vibes 🤣

[@SOVEREIGN.66]

I love to see a Louisiana brother winning

[@SOVEREIGN.66]

Yo ass need to do a show down here but it's all good

[@SunflowerOfTheEast]

The fact no one knew that kid could stand but Josh is so eerie!

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

It kinda sounds like the kid wanted to impress Josh, or keep a new cool thing he learned a secret for fun.

[@thisuniquechica]

He was trying to go after the parent who had just left

[@christina-clairegeorges3661]

Wow, the quality 👏 the laughs. The Tuesday funnies. The suction cups will not save you 😂 love the opening scene !

[@ea7109]

That Christian line got me!!😂😂😂😂

[@ShannonTheDesigner]

The person laughing the loudest just had this happen lol

[@bonitadiablo]

My grandma always said, “ God only gives you one body, you better take care of it!” I’m 60 now and wish I had heeded her words lol

[@bloopledoopdoop6200]

“Hopin you don’t slip and accidentally do somethin good”

[@jezuzfreekjklol]

What are these dramatic closeups lol you tryna make us fall in love 😻

[@ronnieking3848]

🤣🤣

[@BookofLetters]

"Don't neglect the small muscles" mentions one of the largest muscles in the body

[@cherylwilkinson92]

Looking forward to the day, Josh goes international and comes to UK! 🇬🇧. This had me in tears😂

[@alifetime360]

"Still got good knees, good hips..." 😂😂😂💯💯💯😂😂😂

[@cedarmoss7173]

The new cinematography choices are gold!

[@vlogily8043]

Shower together AFTER! If u must

[@mr_0n10n5]

Shower action is crazy 🤣 Showering together is fun though. Especially if you got a huge shower. Do not, I repeat, do not try anything with 2 in a tub because- Watch the video again 😂

[@misspriss2482]

Do not watch this at work. I repeat. Do not watch this at work. 😂😂

[@___whatever___]

God bless that kid "soundin' it out" in his own way 🤣🤣🤣

[@sethhuntley9982]

He can speak for himself that shit is fun. The fact I can break my neck after one hip thrust give me that adrenaline rush. Better than crack lol

[@annelisekock8930]

Finally! someone who enjoys shower sex. I was starting to think I'm the only one😅

[@LibbyRal]

The opposite part of the slippery tub problem in shower sex is that water isn't a lubricant 🤣

[@biancasp2023]

TRUTH! LAY DOWN PIPE! 🤣😂😭😭👑❤️‍🔥🔥🍾🥂

[@vinylordie1301]

Oh Josh with the production value this week!

[@xpatches13]

Do you know what I find to be the most amazing thing about your comedy? In today's age of comedians cussing almost constantly in their effort to "be funny," you're up there slaying it without saying any cuss words. Keep up the great comedy!

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

You say this on a video entirely about sex lmao

[@lilycollegemythbusters5532]

Same here! I see showering together as a RED FLAG. I am not interested! LOL!

[@Vampress09]

I was so conflicted during this set. I'm like do I laugh or do I feel bad?? 😂

[@Jen_Wick]

It's a fun pregame activity!

[@dukemarionrobertmorrison]

thats postgame you cant be clean to go get sweaty

[@merc9nine]

Any sex in water is the worst.

[@jashanestone]

​@@merc9ninea "good experience" once in a long while but not something you do every chance you get. Hell no. 😂😂😂

[@kissit012]

​@@dukemarionrobertmorrisonyour ph must be all fucked up. Cleaning before and after is hygienic

[@kissit012]

​@@merc9ninenobody said in the water. There's a thing called foreplay

[@DelenaLearns]

All showers should have metal railing to accommodate all the scary slipping.

[@AmandaInMourning]

It'd be too much of an added hazard for someone as clumsy as me... I'd probably end up slipping and banging my head on the metal rail 🤣🤣

[@tangoangel2782]

No they don’t. Except in retirement facilities.

[@natly3123]

I laughed EVERY single line of the segment😂😂😂😂😂. Couldn’t stop

[@victoribass77]

I can be having a bad day but Josh always makes me laugh and not take it too seriously.

[@ebonyreddock3782]

Gotta tell you, this was the closest show of yours to me. 2.5 hours away. Yet I STILL debated driving out there. Come to Metro Detroit!

[@diletante6800]

Yes, come to actual SF.

[@dorahellhouse]

Listen. We not doing it every day. But once every 2 years or so. BUT, you gotta have a fancy shower with a built in bench seat and tile floor. Game changer.

[@kasheemgaddy8756]

The visual of him falling naked in the shower made me laugh so hard my left side started hurting 😭

[@chadfry6146]

Thanks, look forward to your videos!

[@KiLovely]

This guy is hilarious! I look forward to all of the updates. Amazing career ahead. 💛

[@mgovenmiller]

Just waiting till see the Bay Area back on rotation.

[@shannonwestley6895]

What's worse than shower sex is "back seat of the SUV sex" 😂 Even when you think you have room! 😂

[@shawnj8051]

Tee ball is classic. I love it. That and the sound it out!😂

[@ThatAutisticBlackMan]

Josh sayin' "lay down some pipe" sounds like the least enthused pipe laying ever 🤣

[@whispersmith]

Gravity pipe

[@violacadbury8343]

He sounded more like a plumber on a job, than guy that’s trying to get some.

[@sgdsingh9123]

I laughed out loud when he said that🤣😂

[@maloryj7165]

Lol from him it reminded me of a dad who just learned it's a thing the "kids" are saying so he tried it out.

[@evamerrill8829]

I'm so glad someone has said it! Shower sex is the worst

[@wandachatman1658]

😂😂😂I get so excited every time I get a Josh Johnson Notification 😂😂👍🏽👍🏽😂😂

[@treystrongz]

the random cinematic shot lol

[@YanalchiConqueR]

Just had flashbacks. S.I.T.S slaps different, and you're still clean when you're done😉

[@dakotac180]

I love him so much, he cracks me up every time, I'm so happy he is on the Dauly Show. His cadence reminds me so much of Donald Glover when he talks.

[@vitaaviandhono2506]

A new Josh Johnson video! Definitely starting the day amazing 🖤

[@carmen3091]

I live for these uploads He is just so charming

[@monaross8519]

Conficent in his pauses, and the facial expressions are priceless.

[@LisaM-qm1wu]

I love when comics make themselves laugh.

[@ms.lisabailey1491]

Josh's parents and family ought to be proud

[@mauriciomf880]

Watching this straight out of the shower… by myself…

[@Playwith_hope395]

Now, by yourself shower sex is a different story. If ain't nobody in there but me. I can do that😂

[@PhoxxOne]

That accidental "energy" into injury save makes me want a chef kiss emoji ✊🏾😎

[@OutsideTheRopes]

This guy works on his material nonstop.