YOU WILL HATE COW CHOP AFTER WATCHING THIS

[@RandomKiwi3]

Sometimes I can't tell if Aleks' face is distorted or not

[@graingrain1277]

Jordan Nicholson that is true

[@Grantofglyn]

Sometimes Aleks looks more normal when his face is warped

[@cafenightster4548]

Lol, I keep thinking. Wtf is wrong with his face, but it's usually distortion.

[@richardnewkirk1900]

James's eyes low-key got the markiplier shader on in the beginning

[@skyyzz4316]

1:11

[@senensanchez7779]

“it must not be a good suicide story if he can tell it.” God damn!

[@Max-nw8bd]

Senen Sanchez where is this at in the video

[@senensanchez7779]

Max Shadow666 6:28

[@SlenderManIsDead]

you copy my shit bitch

[@senensanchez7779]

Slender Man, what did i copy?

[@lorrainewalder6331]

It's hilarious!

[@STERNCROSS]

"It must not be a good suicide story if he can tell it." Someone frame that quote.

[@Meg_Lovegood]

STERNCROSS best shit

[@loaferofficial8200]

Number 1 inspirational quote 2017

[@cninh4574]

STERNCROSS it's now on the front page of Reddit so I guess that's something.

[@STERNCROSS]

Nicholas Chinn amazing

[@flxdog9045]

Nicholas Chinn what subreddit?

[@bIuehy]

"Dude you will hate Onision after watching this" "I already fucking do dude" LMAOO

[@MJ-xq9te]

That was hilarious

[@Mordecai_real]

this aged well

[@akiraren6405]

Timestamp?

[@alcemmy]

@@akiraren6405 4:45

[@tubapower94]

@@bIuehy He was always a c*nt but then he became an actual criminal abuser lol

[@mambutuomalley2260]

"That guy is a Troll... Well... technically he's a Dwarf" - Goddamnit Aleks!

[@megazlatan10]

IT made me laugh so Much that a piece of My Apple sent up My nostrils from the inside

[@ThompsonBriar]

First time I’ve ever laughed watching their videos

[@gibbyisonfire]

That actually sent me straight to the floor. A+ execution Aleks

[@Rocmax417]

That wasn't even Bieber it was for a video

[@videohorrorsystem5812]

Mambutu O'Malley calm the fuck down you dumb fanbitch

[@SG99_]

"that guy's a troll. Well.. Technically he's a dwarf" HOLY FUCK Why does this make me laugh so much

[@SG99_]

6:30 WTF aleks is popping off today

[@beeper5462]

cuz youre horrible just like aleks, and me... and this fanbase.

[@Aizex1]

6:27 Aleks is amazing

[@almond2954]

James's reaction tho

[@brianbruno1786]

Fuck him

[@burnedbyadragon5424]

@@brianbruno1786 was a good joke though.

[@lad2987]

@@brianbruno1786 go cry

[@Calibree]

@@brianbruno1786 stay mad

[@thenood9660]

“It must not be a good suicide story if he can tell it”😲😂

[@samurkaii]

*•••Filthy_Frank's_Dungeon_Toy•••* 6:29

[@LegendofLuigi703]

You know... he's not wrong

[@velocitygmd]

Suicide isn’t funny

[@thenood9660]

@@velocitygmd i never said it was, but i will say this… you’re a snowflake.

[@KingRogue]

@@velocitygmd no it's hilarious

[@biigguy9451]

I miss them everyday of my life. It does not get easier :'(

[@blodstrm]

Same :(

[@Normaldude444]

Same

[@martinisawe6300]

Sorry I just watched the "curb your suicide story", what happened to them

[@biigguy9451]

@@martinisawe6300 Huh? The group is done.

[@martinisawe6300]

@@biigguy9451 yeah I looked it up earlier and dang it's crazy

[@purmhy]

The face distorting is so subtle, I actually think that they're making those fucking faces....

[@TehNyanqueen]

Purmhy I’m so glad I’m not alone

[@theorangecandle]

I swear..

[@kelticsage]

the twist is they never distorted them

[@thomasclarke5999]

Dude you've got me freaking out I can't find any.

[@DeagleGamesTV]

My fuckin man purmhy here. Back at it again with the top comment haha, keep it up my dude.

[@SlenderManIsDead]

“must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it” 😂😂😂

[@corncakes6683]

ha got eeeme

[@TeagansHeart]

Aleks is savage 😂

[@italianfoodname534]

Cancer

[@TrueFlyer28]

Slender Man Damn dude

[@ChillCube6277]

Corncakes brother

[@ClockworksProduction]

6:27 Aleks is savage as fuck! 😂

[@Nayhan123]

You got likes thought I’d tell you

[@builttoscalevideos]

The way James immediately goes “I ALREADY FUCKING DO!” At 4:45 kills me every time.

[@tubapower94]

If you don’t already hate Onision…you probably want to be like him and are lost. Lmao

[@stephh4495]

4:01-4:08 god I love these editors

[@NorthSide_Jay]

Wow KZbin trying to make me depressed by putting this in my recommended

[@stickmaker7]

I just got it now...

[@lordfaggatron1687]

Lol is this your first time watching cow chop

[@viyetch]

it's ok buddy 😔

[@bubbyberry]

@@lordfaggatron1687 i dont think you understand

[@lordfaggatron1687]

@@bubbyberry sorry I think I accidentally replied to this comment

[@MrSpragooe]

I can never hate Cow Chop!

[@Junior-nt5nr]

Until today

[@carsonbowles1228]

You are right this is unscripted content nothing is better I love cow chop so much

[@UNSTOPABLE40XBOX]

Same

[@Jarvis_923]

7:08 I genuinely got scared at that. He literally looked me in my eyes and said my name.

[@njp2113]

This channel was peak youtube. Zero censorship. Great friends. Funny content. But every great thing unfortunately comes to an end🫡 still miss this channel to this day.

[@cool_buster]

for being such a big fan pre creatures to post cowchop, i never realized how many videos i actually missed; this channel deserved so much more recognition than it got

[@Alanislegend]

Agreed at 4:46 James ma boi.

[@almond2954]

This comment is underrated

[@Hyukeii]

Sometimes I cant even tell wether their faces are edited or not anymore and it kinda freaks me out...but I love it tho

[@RafaVitor]

Dead ass

[@setteroffires]

Yo my dude, wanna hit me up with a source to that profile pic?

[@Hyukeii]

DeadFinisher _ i.imgur.com/hZBc1xv.jpg

[@CloneLoli]

Hyukei You freak Me out... Heh.

[@seanbeyer3964]

6:29 "Must not be a good suicide story if he can tell it" - Aleks, 2017

[@jordzzz1439]

I fucking love when they mess with their faces. Gets me every time. And the zooms fucking top notch bois

[@ilyastone8116]

5:40 Is it just me or does that sneeze sound like the start of a Hitler speech?

[@OctoMatoe]

Ilya Stone wow

[@OctoMatoe]

Starburststream whyd you tag me

[@pazuzuwiki1460]

Think you’re onto something.

[@OctoMatoe]

CrunkedCat i didnt know you could have an animated PP and whats context for him to move like that

[@pazuzuwiki1460]

Charles-Olivier Marchand It’s Chris-Chan making an update video and flipping out. Look up “I AM NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING”

[@theonlyricky]

8:04 something about the way Aleks asks ‘you alright?’ with the music in the background sounds incredibly lo-fi

[@Surrendead]

"It must not be a good suicide story if he can tell it." DAMN no chill Aleks lmao, couldn't stop laughing

[@Ing.Lucian]

The face morphs are the best thing about this channel tbh

[@funtourhawk]

They are precious

[@akaranzo]

They're funny but I thought there was just a LITTLE too much of it in this video.

[@pauls.7288]

also aleks. the face morphs and aleks

[@xanatanuwu]

8:10 Aleks, your gay is showing again.

[@lucidmemer4456]

bleh. Well that's kinda all I have

[@Octavius118]

*WHAT'S YOUR NAME?*

[@jakeseary8765]

i think james was wet

[@blueboy56ify]

wtf, dude...

[@benji_2430]

At 1:30 he foreshadowed his gay

[@Yungpino]

Words cant express how much i miss this show

[@BloodCakez]

SAAAMMEEE, glad they decided to leave the videos and channel

[@Yungpino]

@@BloodCakez same they sometimes come up when I’m just chillin on KZbin’s on auto play

[@josheckman6187]

4:45 LOL "Dude, you will hate Onision after watching this" "I already dooo dude!!" xD

[@afroshark8084]

3:00 6:30 *Aleks The Roasting Slav*

[@krazzzykilla9264]

Afro Shark aleks went straight meme

[@DommehBear]

6:28..... OOOOF

[@xXxElemental54xXx]

FUCK *ROBLOX DEATH SOUND*

[@Jackdebruce69]

I already miss the old keyboard

[@EvilLobsterKing]

I had no idea how important the old keyboard was, until it was gone...

[@Captiankilljoy23]

rip keyboard 2014-2017

[@mahesasanjaya690]

I know that I was 3 years late, but at 6:27 that must be the most Passive-Aggresive satire that I have ever seen.

[@Parksy1818]

2 years later and that suicide joke still cracks me up

[@jasonterriel6283]

Trevor and those face morphs

[@62swordsmen]

Jason terriel well of course Trevor would be an expert with the face morphs his face is always morphed in every video XD

[@rainers535]

EKS DEEE HAHA xddddddd

[@maxfisher9428]

Anyone else watching old cowchop vids, reminiscing on the good times :(

[@arnine4687]

yes :(

[@chunkz3163]

Manchester United

[@galaxygirl9688]

What happened?

[@arnine4687]

@@galaxygirl9688 cowchop ended my dude. They all disbanded

[@CantStopJelqking]

Aleks is deteriorating both physically and mentally

[@KuraiCry]

Soon he will complete his transition into the pyro from team fortress 2.

[@OGPluetsch]

And Virtually (his channel)

[@AcceleratedHoops]

This for some reason came up in my recommended. But I am glad it did. I miss these guys. Both together and on their separate channels. I miss the days watching them. Its a new age and thats beautiful. But I am damn glad they were apart of my life.

[@m0iikey]

I miss them so much, it literally left a whole in my heart that never seems to fill.. seeing these videos age more and more makes me cry

[@prabytqpking4621]

same buddy 😢

[@TheThetitan1]

We need Dexter to come for christmas again

[@CockatooDude]

Yeah it is what are you talking about?

[@Christian_Luczejko]

I always play "spot the face morph" during these episodes.

[@jae7007]

"I've been thinking dark in my head for so long" me too, Aleks... me too...

[@我的家-j4b]

2:53 I can't get that moment out of my head it makes me laugh every time Doooood!

[@GueroPaisa]

After growing up a bit, aleks’ comedy has aged so well. I died when he asked for an adderal plug

[@dankoboi835]

"That fucked me up" - Aleks 2k17

[@omen5206]

2:36 If you're a midget you must be Peter Dinklage

[@kingkoolkattz]

does that mean that was Peter Dinklage in blackface later in?

[@omen5206]

You should ask James that question

[@omen5206]

You're welcome XD

[@7HatimF16]

aka tyrion lannister dont forget that

[@endless013]

beat me to it

[@alysondesylva]

I fuckin love the face morphs

[@Big_Chico]

It’s absolutely crazy how old cow chop is now so many good memories I’m glad they are still here on KZbin ironically I grew up into maturity watching these guys and watching all these older vids will always make me happy

[@bud389]

I can never tell how much of a troll Aleks really is. He switches from sincere to insincere so often.

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

Well hes more of a dwarf than anything else.

[@samcarr6192]

Ok but I hate Aleks more for letting his channel die

[@chrisyo3006]

Fuck i know

[@stunseeds6509]

Why would i let my channel die? Stupid human. Can’t comprehend the actions of a mere troll.

[@dn7422]

*What? Alex’s has a channel I mean... you should see this guy called ImmortalHD, his channel’s 100% DEAD!*

[@deebdeebil]

Damn Slam really? on no nut november? I mean sure hes hot and all but damn control yourself.

[@samcarr6192]

Number 5 - Colostomy Bag because I'm retarded and realized that I was using my own email with my KZbin account so ppl were seeing my email as "rape face Aleks" and I'm not trying to get into any more shit

[@MineBossLT]

Bro I think in 5 years I’ll rewatch every single episode of cow chops again where James is in it fucking good old times I miss already

[@beljunwaffles4345]

6:21 that’s one of the most “sadly they’re right” moments I’ve ever seen

[@ItzRetz]

God dammit I miss this channel so much. I used to stay up until 2am every day because that's when you uploaded.

[@Nicolehartson]

“It must not be a good suicide story if he can tell it” James: *mouth drops*

[@KiwiHehe.]

“I don’t even have my makeup on yet Trevor”

[@Oboso]

Stroke victim Aleks ↘theres a new name⬇treand starting↙

[@wonderfullife9555]

lindsay still looks good without makeup

[@SpinachGoblin]

wonderful life tell that to face

[@TheMrbiggs]

Vers Nugriup What?

[@meganutHUGE]

the nosering ruins everything

[@SuperJohnny333]

you one dumb, she ug af

[@SuperJohnny333]

ok white knight

[@Gymmmp]

8:10 TOP 10 KZbinRS ACCUSED OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT KZbin'S BIGGEST SECRET

[@Kuinsenpai]

3 years later.. and here we are, why? we all don't know. One things for sure, were all glad.

[@erector500]

I like the new t-shaped manbun of James in the thumbnail.

[@eltaotao]

erector500 thank you

[@spicyaleks2881]

More.

[@Oboso]

Spicy Aleks ↘theres a new name⬇treand starting↙

[@mori5271]

why is there so many aleks accounts wtf

[@alcxy8563]

clickbait, i am still watching cowchop after this. dislike unsub unshare,

[@phoenixrio9273]

A lexy You fell for their trap.

[@fishboy279]

wut

[@Anonymous-yq6wy]

A lexy Ur an idiot "I will still watch cow chop after this" "unsub unshare dislike"

[@kevintavish1816]

very true lmao

[@cristiancalle7261]

A lexy ur dumb in the video they r talking about how in every video it is like "u will hate ------ after this" that is why the title states u "u will hate cow chop after this"

[@TehInfamousLol]

This entire video is like a bad acid dream.

[@_sp0nge]

This channel is way too much for me i cant even handle it. I started watching this in class today and i was on the floor laughing and my professor is now addicted on this as well

[@noFUN67]

I like how aleks wears james jeans

[@hitacos1277]

This fucking editing is killing me. Good shit Asher

[@RafaVitor]

Hi Tacos or Jakob

[@rainers535]

Might be the chunky boye too

[@FancyTea]

Aleks looks like an Oblivion charecter in the intro

[@cloudsweater]

One of the most iconic vids from CowChop

[@aKidNamedBrady]

Lmao, Aleks just hits the hash oil vape

[@Nayhan123]

You got likes thought I’d tell you

[@rroyoy]

right shit made me laugh no fucks given hehe

[@aKidNamedBrady]

@@Nayhan123 LMAO, I'm just coming back to this video now because I just watched a clip of CowChop and the description linked the full video. Didn't even realize I commented on this video, that was 4 years ago, damn

[@AshleyRobles]

How long does it take to finish one of these edits?

[@Alckee]

Ashley Robles As long as it takes to cut off a young mans toe nails

[@AshleyRobles]

Garrett Howard Oddly specific, yet somewhat helpful.

[@sthlng2180]

If you're talking about a single edit, that's up to the time the edited clip lasts and the complexity of it. If a clip is short and it's a still view on one of characters' faces, it can be done easily and quick. But if a clip is long and a character is moving, you'd have his position change with each frame, which there would be a lot of, considering the length of the clip.

[@AshleyRobles]

QuieyerLESS Yikes. That render time alone seems killer.

[@AshleyRobles]

chewblackariver gotta ask the people my friend

[@faye4046]

I was full of hate but precious lil lindsey at the end fixed it

[@thelonevaultwanderer673]

Take me back to the simpler times

[@lewisphillips573]

Thank you recommended. Glad i’m getting this quality content recommended again.

[@Souleater3678]

4:45 “dude you will hate Onision after watching this.” “I already fucking do!” 😂😂😂

[@lukelakatos6216]

Anyone else just get recommended this in 2021 and remember waiting every week for these videos to come out ;(

[@AvennGed1]

IT MUST NOT BE A GOOD SUICIDE STORY IF HE CAN TELL IT LOOOOOOOOOOL (that joke made me subscribe)

[@jonjames8981]

AvennGed1 hahHahahHhahHHAJAJjahahaha fucnnyny. Bro it made you subscribe because ur so edgyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌

[@imvge]

delete this

[@frozone2366]

@@jonjames8981 it was a genuinely funny joke.

[@____-xd1bx]

@@jonjames8981 it’s called dark humour you don’t have to be edgy to like dark humour this may have been 3 years ago but uh I just like correcting idiots

[@endlesslytired]

I will hate CowChop after watching this? I always hated CowChop, that's why I'm subbed

[@JonCheadle]

I honestly think this is the peak, no Wrong Side of KZbin episode will ever be as fun as this one

[@CURSED_OW]

The reaction after 6:30 is priceless! LMAOOOOO

[@JG26626]

James forehead gets bigger every video

[@FunnelSet]

“Whats your name” 8:10

[@nomad22527]

I miss this channel, man

[@magicnut9365]

Man I miss you guys

[@Nordisk11]

6:30 Timestamp here for anyone who came here for this work of art.

[@york9600]

Aleks has a fetish for not uploading

[@bossgrew7969]

6:23 The reason you searched for the video. I love u all

[@limpyleg1570]

god i miss these 2

[@imallergictoair7283]

7:40 is the most chillist part of the video dawg lmao

[@tymcgrath8716]

I'm Allergic To Air the dab pen 😂😂

[@gengetsuofthegiantclam6140]

@@tymcgrath8716 Bro, that shit made me die😭. They were so gone.

[@YeTism]

I would give a kidney to bring this channel back

[@Precise1225]

8:45 is that sp00n?

[@LlamaDelRey1]

I miss this so much I am still rewatching all of this. ❤

[@SeniorNano]

LMAO the spiral video got me with the vision, and the fact that u guys put it in ur vid also fucked with me harder

[@meatlam75]

Came back 3 years later, really miss this shit :(

[@chungus4873]

Damn Its weird how good things come to an end isn't it

[@Big_AlMC]

I gave it a good thought and Im happy it happened and all the content they made. Was in the Army for 6 years and busy as fuck. Couldn't afford time to watch YT vids. Recently seperated. Happy to spend my break catching up. Happy they all made a clean break. Look at Rooster Teeth and Funhaus. Cowchop (relatively) made a nice clean break my man. Be happy it happened, not sad it ended.

[@penguin_yt959]

6:20 This is what you are here for

[@theshoehunter5835]

No.

[@nathangiambattista6652]

A little trip down memory lane.

[@kubli365]

Bro I can't believe this was just 5 years ago

[@ryley123live]

The subtle face morphs that the editors throw in are perfect 0:41

[@faetouch]

the editing always gets me in these. i'm not sure who's doing it but good job!

[@davidd848]

some times the editing makes me feel like im watching the eric andre show