HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE 2017 : PART TWO

[@izzycampbell6933]

Aleks is the uncooperative annoyed teen at Christmas dinner and James is the step dad who desperately wants to seem cool

[@EbolaClown]

planet mediocre James is more than a step dad. He’s a step DADDY.

[@izzycampbell6933]

FragAndDrag damn right

[@alright7887]

sounds like that comment might hit a little too close to home

[@izzycampbell6933]

alright dont know what you’re talking about, my family is completely normal and not at all dysfunctional

[@matthewdugan4829]

Aleks has always been that teenager lol. All the old road to e3 videos, the camping teacher video and the bad grandpa video all showcase that well

[@813Productions]

The true Russian in Aleks comes out when he gets drunk.

[@jimmy_ink]

813Productions in Russia your aunt has body pillows for guests apparently

[@anthony3476]

Jimmy Ink I read this as soon as he said it😩

[@sambailor]

the true Russian in aleks thinks bleached hair is gay

[@davidkim2755]

He looks really depressed, anybody know what happened? it was hilarious.

[@DrJerryFigs]

Davidkim 275 his parents are DEAD

[@alicatz]

James fucking ripping off Einstein's face and laughing was pure gold

[@thebatman8815]

SenpaiAli He turned into the goddamn joker for that bit

[@bakedandsteaked]

That was the only part of the video I laughed super hard at, then I had to stop and question my sanity.

[@NinjaKhaos74]

James laughing maniacally as he rips Einsteins face off will forever be burned into my memory.

[@alexbel8944]

one of the best memories of this channel

[@causedisland6056]

underrated comment for sure.

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@CargoTeeth]

I come back to this video every year and it makes me laugh every time loll i think the clip is stuck with me forever

[@angelogarcia1700]

What the fuck was that ending? Aleks having a mental breakdown and James skinning an Einstein doll while laughing like a serial killer. XD

[@GamesThemeSong]

Angelo García classic Cowchop

[@cauchemar479]

But then the doll works at the end???

[@Sinkinson_]

_Is it to late now to say_ *MY BAD*

[@valtea.]

9:20

[@TheProject1177]

Who Media wow thanks it’s like we watched the exACT SAME video

[@CaptainUsopp118]

"is it too late to play faaaallout" - bruce

[@aiman4894]

CaptainUsopp -Sama sorry, wrong cinematic universe

[@CaptainUsopp118]

sorry that's the Funhaus Universe Cinematic Universe.... or the FUK U i mean FUCU :P

[@CoolMoon]

The only thing I want for Christmas is for ImmortalHD to upload.

[@melon8523]

CoolMoon he steam last night

[@melon8523]

Streamed*

[@cleanclouds]

Lamborghini Aleks CoolMoon said upload.

[@audaciousway401]

Stop being a greedy fuck, you don't deserve it.

[@Bebop1811]

Audacious Way Fuck you, he deserves the world

[@lucykou6405]

“Rob convenience stores” was the greatest underrated joke this video

[@a5tral__438]

"I'm in it to promote my channel"

[@tristenyoung1877]

He laughed his ass off.

[@aceequalscake9900]

James could secretly be a mass murderer like holy shit his laugh as he tears the dolls face off is terrifying

[@zacharieislovezacharieisli8378]

What does it mean if you're making that laughter while you burn ants with a magnifying glass?

[@aceequalscake9900]

ZacharieIsLove ZacharieIsLife Possible psychopath

[@roguewolf9714]

Face-Fucked Asexual and the way Aleks looks at him while he’s doing it lol

[@aceequalscake9900]

Roguewolf97 I think Aleks is pretending to be fascinated by the fact James is doing that but we all know he is genuinely creeped out by the whole ordeal.

[@jimmy_ink]

Jimmy's buzzard Advent haha I'm with you mate I was laughing like crazy when I saw him start tearing it off lol

[@brownguy903]

That edit at 3:16 was smooth af Edit: why has aleks job become putting clothes back on to naked dolls recently

[@Qsaws_]

I had to rewatch it a couple of times to realise what you were talking about

[@Creddz69]

Qsaws it's so smooth it's rough again

[@AgentCake007]

What was the edit? I'm not noticing anything.

[@yami7279]

Agent Cake the transition

[@Qsaws_]

He doesn't have a snowball in his hand before being hit by one, they transitioned from one shot to that one.

[@CreativelyAutisticAleks]

9:56 That laugh is so empty that it really showcases how he's as dead inside as his channel is.

[@MariTheOwl]

“Our whiskey is here” *Alek head poppin out* Whiskey?

[@TheProject1177]

Hoots The Owl whiskey is shitty American stuff The majority of things they were drinking was scotch which is spelled whisky You fuckin dumb

[@em_birch]

Scotch _is_ whisky, ass.

[@camcroteau6244]

Just Emily scotch is scotch kid

[@Brodolf_Gainzdeer]

Sipsburg News no scotch is a whisky that's just made with barley and cones from Scotland. Its still a whisky.

[@MariTheOwl]

Stoner Aleks sorry I’m not an alcoholic who knows everything about alcohol

[@_hekken]

As soon as James says "Chill out, man." is when you know shits about to brake and Aleks is the one to break it. Never tell an angry drunk to chill out... ... especially one with Russian blood. I also love the gargling of silent night in the background audio to poetically add to a drunk Aleks tearing shit up.

[@Safiabb7]

Ok but can we talk about how Aleks literally tumbles off the table and James perfect comedic timing "You have to run on your tip toes before you tumble down"

[@jaydenvaughn1595]

I bet Trevor was the one who disliked this video

[@jaydenvaughn1595]

Well there was only one dislike when I said that, but Big Aleks is always disliking

[@YogiXXL]

James laughing as he tears off Einstein's face was legitimately horrifying.

[@berke2336]

I enjoy the gargling cover of silent night.

[@21xK]

Berke Beidler fits pissed drunk aleks so well

[@Spr4yDragon]

The legendary double upload

[@VinnytotheK]

-___- I didn't watch it in time.

[@Spr4yDragon]

Boof. At least I was there to witness the phenomenon myself.

[@オリーブオ]

There must've been something in that bourbon whiskey

[@MrPingn]

Ølive H Whatever toxic chemicals they used to make the snowballs.

[@BrileyL]

Yeah, alcohol

Ølive H yeah. Whiskey.

[@mbm22699]

That’s how we make it here in Kentucky yeeyee

[@FlyingMods]

Vegan Boi Yes. The brand is "Kentucky Bourbon" and it was their whiskey

[@ulalasenpai]

yeah I'll go to homecoming with you

[@b-2499]

two videos at once,, cue me screaming

[@TheTheawesomeguy35]

JC Does Stuff freaking snitch!

[@robotobo1786]

One video now

[@thatoneguy1905]

Cue the disappointment

[@sonde6951]

One is GONE.

[@b-2499]

never mind i’m suing Cow Chop,, see you in court

[@adamaaa133]

I like how James's suit still has the tag so they can return it

[@Legion640]

That entire ending sequence starting with Alex crawling on the ground to get himself a shot of whiskey while the gargling Christmas music was playing was gold.

[@Seftak]

James ripping of someone's face while laughing maniacally is the true spirit of Christmas.

[@thejoshno]

That hit me hard when aleks said he didn’t have a family growing up because I was in foster care and adopted too

[@Spiceratkris]

I dont know what did we do to deserve a double upload from their funniest shows, but god bless.

[@TVJohnsta]

elcapitan ? what

[@Spiceratkris]

John Beam they accidentally uploaded a dark side of KZbin episode earlier

[@thehotdog8402]

"Is it to late now to say 'my bad."

[@zachbootsma3337]

When Aleks broke that table in half I got flashbacks of Gavins desk breaking

[@michfaceee]

I worry about Aleks sometimes

[@kamilbudzynski1482]

One of their best episodes for sure

[@BillyAwesome]

Yeah I'm with aleks on this one shit got a little real towards the end lol

[@daphneramone268]

is aleks okay

Daphne Ramone no

[@snifzy12]

no.

[@cauchemar479]

Daphne Ramone I don’t think either of them are

[@screamingratman4568]

Every single one of these videos is a couch fire

[@WickedCerberus]

0:29 looks like someone is excited to see James

[@MainGoldDragon]

I love how it turned from 1 person just watching the other person destroy stuff and then have the roles switched

[@strawberrial]

First it was Brett, then it was Aleks, and now James is going insane. Dear Lord, what on earth is 2018 gonna be like for Cow Chop?

[@mcgazza33]

Aleks in these sorts of videos is the reason why I get up in the morning.

[@TheOdd]

2 videos at exactly the same time? It really is Christmas!

[@TheTheawesomeguy35]

TheOdd101 freaking snitch

[@mebrady240]

I love how everyone says Aleks is insane. Yeah sure, he destroys stuff. But James just undressed and mutilated an Einstein doll and laughed maniacally.

[@tyler9902]

proof that AH and Cow Chop exist in the same universe... the infamous axe kick 20:24

[@dahduder]

Its nice to see james take a break from minecraft to spread holiday joy

[@jazmynedunn9906]

Aleks from 1:25 being confused about an advent calendar always makes me laugh

[@Qahnaarinn]

6:28 Aleks lookin like an angel

[@rayl5794]

You would know, you are one ahaha

[@shinopark]

He can be yuor angle or ur devil

[@darthmalgus3043]

Awkward KZbin Flirting That comment and username is so...Perfect.

[@cloverring]

Is Aleks ok?

[@danielheung4670]

Amber M. I still dunno whether to laugh at the adoption jokes or not

[@richardthesauce]

The award for Greatest Dabbing Viking of 2017 has to go to Aleks this year.

[@levimills567]

2:24 when the depression hits

[@nachorv07]

Guys, I just want to say that i´m thankful for your content, your vibes, everything. I´m really stressed and watching your videos gives me so much joy! Keep it up!

[@J-BiRTH]

I feel like Aleks isn't actually a human but rather a genetically modified alien sent to Earth to stop humanity's evolution.

[@alibee6232]

dude i cant get enough of cow chop you guys need to upload more

[@MrStatistx]

You can't spell Advent calender without ad. So you only get a vent calender this year.

MrStatistx you think you're soooooo funny. Well, you are.

[@Nothing21091]

Right after Aleks has his emotional breakdown, James decides to have a mental one. I'm glad they recorded this on the 8th so they have time to relax

[@kat-wb8kl]

Aleks is just venting,poor him.

[@lucykou6405]

Kazzie maybe it’s good for him to get it out

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel]

When you spell advent without ad, all you get is vent. :(

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

Two CC videos at once is the best christmas gift one could ask for

[@foxtronaut_crashsite]

jesus christ that was some good shit. happy holidays to you fellas an fellarinas, have a good break

[@lucykou6405]

mistFAWKES you too!!

[@clarkyusko7681]

Two videos, we are truly blessed on this day

[@borkybork2749]

2 videos at the same time?

[@TheTheawesomeguy35]

Borky Bork freaking snitch!

[@mickdrought5179]

Not anymore

[@mickdrought5179]

1 videos now

[@ThatGirlLib]

Was there a mistake in the actual video or did they accidentally post 2?

[@Blackdeath_]

Whoever edited that ending is doing some great work

[@sergiolucas2781]

21:49 Legit fucking Psychopath lmao

[@RS-pe9wn]

This was honestly the funniest and scariest bit/video I've seen from you guys

[@linxintel7356]

literally the only christmas persent im getting is your double upload

[@Coolcats-cb7yx]

I love how all the end of the year videos are of cow chop getting drunk at work.

[@MissToxicc]

If you close your eyes on 21:57 it sounds like an anime character going insane

[@bread406]

MissToxicc death note flashbacks

[@EllietheOutlaw]

I agree and it’s kind of terrifying

[@xd_brigmain4682]

these videos keep me from ending it all

[@shockedaleks9645]

*I wonder what kind of video Covv Chop will upload tomorrow*

[@colinmoloney8191]

The part where James rips out Einstein’s eyes while laughing maniacally always make me die of laughter

[@koryflatford3895]

19:25 50% of people after 2017 21:35 the other 50 %

[@Gooseman09]

These just keep getting better

[@jackinthebox364]

thought James and Aleks were drunk during the shoot of this, but then i realized the video was at .75 speed....fml

jackinthebox364 but Aleks _was_ drunk during this dude

[@ItzRetz]

22:15 I just imagine James laughing hysterically while ripping someone's face off

[@mishythesheep]

2 videos ...Eyyy it's a lucky day

[@TheSurgePhoenix]

James tearing apart the Einstein was the funniest thing i've seen all year

[@Rinbax7117]

Watching in 2018 and California is still being engulfed in flames

[@cosmicturban2797]

This was great. Reminds me of what I love about xmas. Getting completely trashed with the ones you love most.

[@marniekodya5939]

off to a good start Aleks is chugging beer

[@drizzycookietacocake]

This video was beautiful. James’ laugh is magical.

[@tim220122]

Do you think they have an office safe word for when they legitimately are hurt and need an ambulance?

[@MrPingn]

I wonder what those safe words would be for each of them?

[@quietbutdeadlyrandom]

I remember somewhere saying they did, I think it’s like “I’m drowning” or something idk. I wish I could find it.

quietbutdeadlyrandom idk that seems a bit prepared for the people that lit their set on fire without having fire extinguishers lol

[@PS2freak11223]

"It's an advent calendar, you start it in order" THANK YOU JAMES

[@ausmoz]

Double upload, what did we do to deserve this beautiful gift? Edit: nevermind :(

[@sentry8089]

One of the best times of year! Cow Chop's Christmas!

[@shpat7726]

Damn dude it's a double upload!

[@em_birch]

I'm glad I started watching Cow Chop.

[@MANA98]

This just looks like someone trying to sell stuff and an alcoholic fucking everything up 😂

[@kevinwhitehead]

This was the hardest I've laughed at a Cow Chop video in awhile xD

[@MrJorvaal]

The ending was scary as FUCK.

[@equinoxz08]

This episode felt like a fever dream even by cowchop standards 10/10 best vid

[@LeiYouToRest]

Aleks is an extra hot mess lately lmao

[@GaretAndre]

2 videos. it is a Christmas miracle

[@venomypoiseny3894]

2:07 DAMN DUDE

[@lucykou6405]

PAWZZ :’O

[@TheMdr13]

I am Aleks when it comes to drinking. “What is it 1:00? Sounds about right.”

[@Iroquois_Pliskin]

"I don't think this is a bit anymore"

[@jorgiesama]

Holy shit that whiskey made them insane and wtf was that bubbling Christmas music it just made it funnier when Aleks was going on a rampage😂

[@KoriFudo]

10:24 - 10:30, 10:32, 10:41 wow Aleks really does have ADD XD

[@realcrimson4284]

Kirk_Kirksman I don't see how that relevant to having ADD..

[@KoriFudo]

Real Crimson Aleks: *looks at stack of fidget spinners* "dude, imagine how people would react to this in medieval times" I'm not hating on Aleks, i just think its kind of funny how he went from; having a stack of fidget spinners in school, to, showing it to people in medieval times

[@realcrimson4284]

Kirk_Kirksman It's still pertaining to the same subject of the fidget spinner. So it's not shifting complete focus onto something else. Not trying to be a prick but that's not an example of add.

[@KoriFudo]

Real Crimson okay.. i just thought it was a pretty weird train of thought..

[@KoriFudo]

Real Crimson I know man, its cool 😂👌

[@AvrgAntMan]

22:02 "I'm the Joke-A BABY"😂

[@dannyp9479]

The end was actually scary

[@VinnytotheK]

"NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS • WRONG SIDE OF KZbin" I see what you did, you uploaded it early. Keep the video up!

[@RandomZeEverything]

That last Part was Creepy, james was starting to freak me out

[@vuds600]

Merry Christmas guys! You deserve so much subscribers, hope the next year will be much more successful!

[@MarkAtwood0430]

Someone has to animate James ripping off Einstein's face.

[@TheStalkerNinja]

james laughing as he rips the face off a einstein doll is a 2017 mood